Fucking everything . The world currently would be better if it was 12 years old visiting Jimmy Savile just after taping one of his shows . Every ' expert ' opinion regarding one of the most important decisions made this year was completely wrong about the income , so the rest of the world has basically given up hope for the trainwreck that hopefully America will not but most likely will be but don ' t listen to me , I ' m not an expert . On top of this , the silent majority of Europe believed we could count on the sanctity , no , the safety , of relying on a simple chocolate bar to crave our simple desires , but apparently fucking not . I ' m talking about toblerone . Those cancerous ' human beings ' behind the decision to reduce the amount of sacred chocolate within the holy grail of lastminute holiday presents bought at the airport can jump out of their wee buildings and land on a flag pole arsehole first , so that they too can know the feeling of being royally fucked during the holidays like the rest of us .