Why aint they . Why anyone complaining . I want cheap shit <| sep |> Our first date is Saturday . Hopefully I won ' t be single after that . Other than that , I seem to be single because I ' m not very social and the girls I did manage to see were ones I wasn ' t willing to settle for . <| sep |> What a wee little tortoise you have . I wonder if it thought it was amongst friends . Is this your Great Aunt ' s house ? Because that is a Great Aunt carpet . <| sep |> When does the sale end and do you recommend I ' m currently on the fence but I ' ve needed new shoes <| sep |> Aside from obvious lots of lube . Foreplay and working with her to make her comfortable . Make sure the room is to temperature . Use fingers and toys if available to help bring her closer to your size . For the love of everything go slowly and check in with her and communicate . Relax and enjoy .