My parents opened up a checking account for me when I was 15 and gave me $ 100 . I was pissed I opened a checking account and started working when I was 14 , so it was kind of an insult since I was already working as hard as my dumb teenage brain would allow to save money . I would have loved to learn about actual investing . <| sep |> I ' d like to know how many goals Ole Gunnar scored off the bench . Fuck that guy was automatic . <| sep |> You can request a paper ballot regardless , and some polling stations still use them quite broadly . At my polling station there was only one machine , so I was one of several people who were filling out paper ballots . <| sep |> Nope , jizya isn ' t used in the UAE . I don ' t think any modern Islamic nation uses jizyaThis is funny on so many levels . Modern Islamic Nations is so droll ! Up until the end of the Ottoman Empire , jizya was common , encouraged , and written into the law . Granted that ' s 100 years ago . As for the fax you sent me , that is pure jizya . Did you read the rules ? And all the fees and licenses needed ? Just because it doesn ' t explicitly state jizya you ' re not going to acknowledge a tax for what it is ? The Municipality is likely filled with religious authorities . And I ' m sure that the municipality has to send in Halal police like Kosher police to make sure that the pork products are handled properly $$, kept far away from the halal meats $$, and that there is no mixing of the two , i . e . handlers of one can ' t handle the other without a lengthy cleansing process $$$. C ' mon man . You ' re being ridiculous .