I can ' t even get it into my cart . I ' m just stuck at the loading bar . <| sep |> As a guy , I ' ve NEVER accidentally fell down the toilet when going for a shit because the toilet seat was up . Literally never . The key is looking first because , as a guy , I sometimes leave the seat up , so checking before sitting is paramount to a successful shitting experience . <| sep |> W ok the last one <| sep |> I just got back from a tourist trip to North Korea and one of the dishes they offered us was bosintang , which is dog meat soup . They didn ' t pressure us to eat it and weren ' t offended when most of us opted not to , but they did look down at us like we were total pussies . They just don ' t seem to have the same emotional attachment to dogs Westerners do , even though some of them keep dogs as pets too .