Never had a problem with the name . The concept of my character in an RPG on the other hand . <| sep |> Am I also a Farfetch ' d ? Yes , I am ! <| sep |> Maybe its a series that builds off of Kevin Jame ' s most memorable moment , where in Mall Cop , Paul Blart played by Kevin James Has to eat the candy off the floor in order to save the day . In the movie he has low blood sugar , and in order to move faster he needs sugary sustenance so he can gather the strength . Oh hohoho , that was a real knee slapper ! What ' s probably happening here is that Paul Blart Kevin James figures out that he doesn ' t have low blood sugar , but is in fact , sugar blooded , and thus needs neither heat nor movement in order to move his body . Given his special talent the CIA hires him as a special agent , since Paul Blart ' s body shape and blood born abilities make him uniquely fit to survive the Siberian climate . Here the CIA sends him into Russia , where he has to put his previously attained mall cop skills to the test hence why he has a gun while trying to fight it out in a gulag much like the latest Muppets movie . No matter what the role this dashing actor plays , you can be sure of one thing . I ' m not watching this piece of shit .