Rofl , what the fuck <| sep |> I mean it . Send me a message when you ' re in Bash <| sep |> You can describe any sport or even action like this . But 1 almost every team field sport is people going back and forth and back and forth 2 In my opinion the fact that few goals are scored is a positive . It makes things incredibly intense and one single slip up or one perfectly executed attack can make all the difference . That ' s why people flip their fucking shit when a goal is scored . 3 The simulation is a real problem and pathetic , but it ' s not exclusive to football . I ' m not trying to be an ass . It ' s just what you know and what you grow up with . I spent all my free time as a kid either playing or watching football . And you can learn to watch a sport . If you give it a try you may be able to see the beauty of it . Shit like contentuploads 201409 R o b e rtoCarlosBrazilFranceGoal . gif is bound to amaze anyone .