Now I have no clue as to why mine is coming from China then , lol . <| sep |> Didnt work for a file I was trying to delete . Also doesnt work for filed that are in use iirc <| sep |> Upvoted even though the punchline was shitty <| sep |> I think we can begin the Derrius Guice for Heisman train now <| sep |> I keep thinking its 7 . I watch too much porn . <| sep |> Really ? You couldn ' t have just sucked this year , not mortgaged your future , kept the draft picks , and come back even stronger next year ? Your front office went allin on winning the Super Bowl this year despite having no offensive line whatsoever . I ' m definitely happy about it , but that makes no sense to me . <| sep |> Wait , so you don ' t believe racism exists ? <| sep |> Gordon would get hurt but he would win . Pile a bunch of shit on a cart and dump it on the turkeys as they come in . Maybe he makes a barricade around the entrance to his kitchen with knives tiedtaped to the ends of broom sticks or whatever else he could improviselike the spines of inferior chefs or dismantled shelves . Maybe he just dumps alcohol all over the kitchen , lures the turkeys in while he hides outside , and then he throws a molotov cocktail in there . Maybe he makes a barricade that forces the turkeys to come in one at a time and he just takes them as they come . Point is Gordon wins , he ' s probably going to get hurt but he does it .