Oohhhh that ' s too bad . At my old job they brought in Direct TV but got the absolute minnimum channel package , we were locked down that way . At my new job , I know one of these days someone will push things way too far . I learned a hard lesson . Had a VIP in my room during an emergency . Reno 911 was on the tele volume mooted . To the very best of my knowledge she never noticed . Good thing for me too . At one point I looked up and the Reno cops where dressed in rubber suits with Dildoes strapped to there foreheads . edit Did I REALLY just say mooted ? Holy shit . I aint changing that . Fuck that . Leave that the fuck in . While I am at it I don ' t think the plural of dildo is dildoes either . Plus dildo isn ' t exactly a proper noun . That post was a real clusterfuck .