Which is exactly what a nonce would want us to believe . <| sep |> A 1080 p video 20 ish Mins long would take up about 78 gb . Only at ludicrously high bitrates . My 3050 minutelong porn is usually 2 . 5 to 4 . 5 GB , and that ' s at higher bitrates than movies usually are . when I pirate , raw BluRay is huge <| sep |> He got them moves like Crowder , moves like Crowder . <| sep |> Stayed at a cabin in the North Georgia Mountains when me and my wife were still dating . Her name is used in a scary movie where people wearing creepy masks knock at the door and ask if so and so is home , so trying to be macho I naturally say that casually earlier in the night to freak her out , you know so she ' ll snuggle up and get closer to me at night . So it ' s about 2 am and we ' re up talking and messing around , when the door swings open . My wife scared from my earlier comment swears up and down she locked the door earlier , she has no crap OCD so I ' m sure she did . Me trying to act casual say maybe she didn ' t no biggie , about 2 minutes later we hear footsteps and laughter on the side of the cabin , followed immediately by a knock on the door . Had to clear the immediate area outside using a pistol I had brought with us , I acted cool but would have shit my pants and probably shot myself if A fucken mouse ran by , luckily nothing was there and it was our last night . Still freaks me out to this day .