The incompetence in here is palpable . I got a ticket assigned to me last week coming straight from the service deskDear , the user is unable to run this file . We tried to install Java but install failed . Can you please install Java ? The file in question was called oNAIUBGLgxlsjdeyzdkjfkjf . yTVLsjioeioedsshfefjd , located in a completely random location under the users appdata folder . It was a jar in disguise tried to run with the Java VM and the error came after a few suspicious emails . It reeked like malware a mile away but they still tried everything they could thank god they can ' t do shit to solve the users ' s problem and run the file . <| sep |> I ' m not normally one to blow my own trumpet . but I guarantee I can deepthroat almost any dick . haha . No lie ! I have vids of me with various sizes and needless to say . most people are impressed .