Guys , you ' re getting scammed . If HRC wanted a recount then it would happen . If there was any chance in it changing the outcome then she would ask for a recount . The differences between paper and electronic results are entirely explained by demographics . Why does Jill Stein care anyway ? Didn ' t she argue that Hillary was worse than Trump ? <| sep |> Remind me , how ' d the whole USSRWarsaw pact thing work out for y ' all ? Send your reply to USANATO and we ' ll be sure to get back to ya when we ' re not busy installing missile defense systems and military bases on your doorstep <| sep |> You could weave it into myths of the world . Where did it come from ? And old tale says a sheepherder fell in love with the Kings daughter as she stopped riding her horse to eat lunch . King gets mad , tells the kid they can marry if he can get a holy relic out of a cave system . He goes in , gets lost as King hoped . Finds the relic , prays for help . Sees a light , it ' s the fungus ! It shows him a lit path out of the cave . King is shocked and pissed . Says he if he wants to marry his daughter she needs a pure white dress , not dyed or bleached . Sheepherder kid is sad , wool from sheep is never pure white enough on its own . Then he gets the idea to feed the sheep the fungus that saved him in the caves , thinking it was divinely giving to solve his problems . And lo and behold , the wool on his sheep turns slowly pure white ! He cuts it and has the dress made . Marries girl , everyone is happy . Legend is born and the moss is called by some sheepherder a names or the Saint he prayed to .