My only response to someone refusing my resignation would be to giggle . What are they going to do ? Hold me in place ? That ' s some straight up psychological abuse . Clearly no one has that power , but you know she ' s refused resignations before and people have accepted it . Awful . <| sep |> My question is why the fuck are these people not MMA fans ? It ' s the most primal sport known to man , the only sport we instinctually know . Because I don ' t enjoy watching two people beat the shit out of each other , no matter how skilled they are . I work in a bar , I have to watch people fight every night . <| sep |> We ' re talking about CNN here . The most fowl example of modern media outlets . EDIT I like my birds like I like my news .