The randr 6431381 ' review on it seemed to describe it pretty good . Below randrmesa review paints a fine pic tooHear ye Hear ye ! I give to you , RR Stix . This place is absolutely impossible to describe but I will tell some unreal quick stories . But first , let me describe this place . Have you ever walked into a 1910 circus and walked from tent to tent looking at all the creeps locked in cages ? No ? Well you are in luck , they are all out of their cages and frequenting this bar . I tell people about this bar from hell and no one believes me . until I bring them there . The first time I went there , I noticed there was a total of 6 teeth in the mouths of all the patrons combined not including mine . There was a human roller skating around in a HUGE golf tshirt with what looked to be no pants on holding a can of creamed corn . I am not kidding . I still laugh about that to this day . Then , I was told by a friend of mine that the owner is in a little shack out back with like 400 security monitors in it just watching . so I went out back and sure as shit , a little yellow barn with 70 satellite dishes on top of it . I forgot to mention there are crusty dirty undies stapled to the roof everywhere . A swamp cooler blowing warm toilet water air into the building is shielded by a pair of yellowish brown mens hanes boxer briefs so you can make sure you are breathing that fart filter in at all times . I ALSO forgot to mention the bar tenders wear nothing but thongs and bras . If any man ever got turned onto the goblins that work here , take them behind the building and put them down . I get barfy even thinking about it . I pretended it was my birthday and had heard they did something called Tits On Fire . The bartender told me SHE doesn ' t do it . but she had the perfect girl to do it . She opened up the furnace and pulled out what seemed to be a corpse but it was actually a living person . she put a match in each nipple , lit the matches , sang happy birthday to me and then I had to blow out the matches . I couldn ' t make something so outrageous up . there are so many more stories I could blab on about but there ' s not enough time in the day . Get all of your friends , call an uber , make sure you have your entire camera photo album empty because you will take 300000 pictures to show your friends who wont believe the place was actually real , and go to Stix . I also suggest that you are boozed up first . It will help . trust me .