There ' s this beautiful girl who ' s been interested in me for over an year ! It ' s fucking insane . I know because she told about it to my friend ' s gf . I don ' t go out much but if she ' d only make a single move that showed interest maybe something would happen between us . But no , it seems like she expects me to go all Antonio Banderas on her without even the slightest hint that she ' s attracted to me . I can ' t do that . I have no game . I ' d love if she poemed all over me . is it just me or that sounded like sexual innuendo ? edit no joke . The only handful of girls I ever had a physical relationship with were basically thrown at me by some friends . I didn ' t have to do anything . The others were hookers . Maybe I ' m unreasonably and subconsciously expecting them to throw themselves at me , when I should actually be improving my flirting skills .