killing myself so i can rebirth as a righthanded individual <| sep |> I always bag my own groceries or at least help the baggercashier , because otherwise I feel like I am waiting on them forever . I also use reusable bags , and the baggers don ' t seem to know what to do with them . They fill the bags halfway and start filling plastic bags , even though I buy just enough food to perfectly fill my bags . If I were using plastic bags , I would still want to bag my own groceries , because I find that baggers use twice as many bags as necessary , and it makes it so difficult to carry everything home . <| sep |> Read Lunatics by Dave Barry and Allan Zwiebel . Funniest shit I ' ve read in a while . <| sep |> genuinely don ' t understand why this is downvoted . is there some crazy riot rule that they ' ll be disqualified if they stream pubs or something ?