Who would ' ve thought that a red headed man slowly screaming himself into senility would be so entertaining ? <| sep |> Porsche 918 , any McLaren , Ferarri 488 . in that order . <| sep |> 24 years of being on the fire department and I have turned to alcohol myself . Brewing it . Actually drink very little of it , mostly give it away . Figured long ago that when I saw something that made me feel like a needed a drink , that was the time I least should . I ' m a firm believer in the CISD Critical Incident Stress Debriefing program . Had a guy fall off a roof once and I called for a CISD and as a courtesy extended an invitation to attend to the local EMS group . Their ' leader ' called me and attempted to chew my ass because if they needed it , SHE would schedule it . I set her straight in short order . That also lead me to starting a chaplain program with our department and it has worked amazingly well .