I ' m northern California , if that doesn ' t matter my username is MooKk <| sep |> I got him with one Dusk Ball <| sep |> A month late , but still want to share . Last July I played a fast zombie in one of those survival zombie events . I didn ' t officially catch anyone that night because I kept giving second chances to everybody I caught , as long as they got out of my sight quickly . Hey , people are paying 20 per person for participating and I ' m not going to ruin their fun . They felt the thrill , I get to roleplay as much as I want , it ' s a great night for everybody involved . I took a few cues from L 4 D ' s Hunter zombies and dressed up in parkourfriendly gear . This gave me an unexpected psychological edge over certain people , because they saw me and thought this motherfucker not only runs , but he runs fast . Not complaining , since it saved me the effort a few times . Coupled with my zombie makeup the SFX artists did an amazing job , my broken gait , my lowpitched growls and my predatory way of running , I racked up quite a lot of scares that night , and it was hilarious . My favourite one was when I partnered up with another fast zombie to ambush a group of teens . The street was in shape of an Y , with the group coming from one place and us from the other two . He screamed in a truly inhuman and frightening manner , sending them running towards the other place where I was waiting in ambush . I was ready to give away my position by making a noise between growl and laugh , and the chase would be on . I wasn ' t planning on gunning for any particular person , just get them all running for their lives and hopefully make them laugh about it later . Except that I heard one of the dudes in the group talking shit about the zombies and swaggering like it ' d get his dick wet that night . And it did get moisture in his crotch , but perhaps not the kind that he was expecting . Because let ' s be honest , you can ' t taunt one of the monsters and not expect unholy retribution . So I singled him out and started sprinting towards him , ignoring everybody else a few people tripped and fell to the ground , but they were OK while screaming like an undead Viking raider and banging my hands on anything that I knew would startle him further . His bravado died faster than a bare erection in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness , and in panic he started zigzagging through parked cars with the hopes of at least delaying me enough to get away . You know , like the usual hope spot in horror films when the victim thinks they ' re safe . Did I mention that I practice parkour ? Because as far as he ' s concerned , zombies can fucking fly now . I ran towards a wall , walljumped from it to the top of an electrical counter , then leaped over a parked car , safetyrolled when I hit the ground and resumed the chase , all in the span of maybe 3 seconds . And he saw all of it . His brain promptly ordered the rest of his body to engage main thrusters to full and unload any unnecesary cargo , which is to say that I think he shit his pants and started running faster than his feet could carry him . I still had his words fresh on my mind so when he went full Turbo Time ! and started screaming out of fear , I had to stop running . I didn ' t have enough strengthair to both continue chasing him and laughing my ass off . I even dropped to all fours because I couldn ' t stand up properly while laughing so much . I never saw him again . I did see his group later , though , and they were complaining that he had left and wasn ' t picking up the phone . I still think he had to change his clothes and was too embarrassed to explain that his dignity was as soiled as his underwear . A pisspoor loser , if you will . That night I also taught a lesson to some bastard with a highpowered torchlight , by chasing him through dried weeds across at least 200 yards . The fucker was aiming it at our eyes , and it hurt , so after giving him a second chance I decided it was gotime . I had to throw away the sneakers and the socks afterwards because they got destroyed , but it was worth it . And when I was assigned to a specific test I made a point to unnerve as many cheaters as I could , which almost got me into a fight against three assholes . Still worth it .