I don ' t know how to sex <| sep |> Who ' s George Soros ? <| sep |> Jack Buck wouldn ' t have called it the Apple Bowl . <| sep |> What a catch , Dez ! <| sep |> I have the same feeling when I miss my skillshots like this <| sep |> You ' re absolutely right . I have yet to hear one dude acknowledge the sexism . <| sep |> Too slow D <| sep |> Wife ' s aunt died about 10 years ago from breast cancer , leaving her two young boys to be raised by their unemployed , drugaddled father . The younger of the two currently 13 ? has a learning disability meaning he will never be mentally older than 34 , and his older brother 15 ? has ADHD , a compulsion to be dishonest for no reason and a bizarre lack of empathy . He can be violent and angry at times and sometimes steals things . Wife ' s family take custody of them every second weekend , take them on short holidays , to the beach , out to the city , etc . They get to eat a homecooked meal , wear clean clothes , toothbrushes , things the rest of us take for granted . My motherinlaw even had a secret trust fund for each of them she would hand them when they were 18 . One day the younger boy complains when he does something wrong at his father ' s house he is beaten with a hose or made to balance on something in the one place for long periods of time . Motherinlaw is obviously concerned so reports it to the police and applies for custody she is of retirement age so taking on the responsibility of two kids , one of which needs constant care and the other of which is on a oneway path to prison is a big deal . Deadbeat dad responds by promising to buy the kids new dirtbikes if the younger kid tells them it was all a lie , and if the older kid can find ' evidence ' my wife ' s family are unfit parents they are not . Younger brother has since changed his story from ' dad beats me ' to ' I made it up for some reason ' and back about 5 times . The police can ' t do anything . Older brother used one of his weekend holidays to steal photos from motherinlaw ' s ipad of a boozy hen ' s night from many years ago as ' proof ' she is an alcoholic . There is more but you get the idea . Motherinlaw has now cut all ties with them and no longer knows or cares where they live . She has spent the kids ' trust funds on legal fees to apply for custody which she has had to withdraw and is now in court to defend an AVO because Somebody called the school and made threats against the boys and then followed them in a white van when they left . Uhhuh . Sad , because they need her more than she needs them and the drama they bring , but it is a massive relief for the family to not have to deal with the bullshit anymore . She literally had to frisk them when they left as they were stealing money and her kitchen knives , one by one .