Certainly not universallywe ' ve been together for 30 years now . I ' d love a round in the sack although the way reality has dumped on her recently I know that ' s utterly out of the question . Out of those 30 years there might have been 10 days in which there was no point I would have been interested in sexbut those were days I was really hammered by my allergies . Even most of those days if she had asked for it I would tell her she was welcome to my bits but she would have to do most of the work . She has also had for more than 20 years explicit permission to wake me for sex with the understanding it might not be the best sex . <| sep |> Politicians openly stating their belief in the Bible , Jesus or creationism in national TV Debates actually it ' s kinda weird to hear anyone speak openly about religious beliefs anymore and geting rewarded with a goverment position instead of being laughed off the stage Mandatory Tipping Jaywalking Guns Light Beer Electing a Billionaire with no political experience as the leader of the country Promote Nigel Farage on national news as a very important elected official in UK goverment circles , he ' s failed multiple times to be elected an MP and his party seems to have imploded after Brexit Chucking a fuckton of sugar lemon and ice in with perfectly good tea Proclaiming you are Irish or German because one of your great great great grandfathers used to live there . Chocolate that tastes kinda vomity Talking loudly to strangers on trains Think Brits care about us loosing control of the 13 ? colonies , truth be told few of us know or care much about it . Proclaim they won WW 2 single handily .