Ladies . I give you the gift . Don ' t ride a retard <| sep |> Came here to see if anyone else thought this . It ' s an extended version of saying unload to mean an extreme response . Was Shari mad when you came home with pixie dick ? Dude , don ' t even . She fuckin ' unloaded on me . Definitely don ' t read this as a veiled and certainly not an explicit threat . <| sep |> I Am the asshole that drives up and cuts in . Yes . And I drive a BMW . Fuck you too . I ' ll explain why I do this . There is only one reason because motherfuckers let me in . And they let any asshole in . Why should I wait in line while some pinhead lets every fucking dickhead in in front of me ? I ' m not the problem . You are . Stop letting asshole dickheads like me cut in and we ' ll well I will stop cutting in . Edit to answer the bonus question , I ' m not . The idiots letting people cut in front of them are . If they were paying attention instead of doing makeup or texting or having breakfast or just stupid this shit wouldn ' t be possible . I ' m not delaying you , I ' m just not letting the problem delay me .