My whole inventory ? <| sep |> Divorce as fast as you can . And take this as a valuable lesson . Date the person for at least 2 years before marriage . <| sep |> NMother erupted today at NDad because of how he spoke to me and punishes him for his laziness , so NMom DEMANDS that NDad the remotes from NDad ' s TV room . He looks at me and says GET THE TV REMOTES , I told him that he should get them because if I had done this NMom would get angrier , despite NDad not putting two and two together , making the connection that whenever NMom wants him to do something , HE should do it to avoid excacerbating NMom ' s anger . He NEVER learns his lesson but I always end up getting threatened or some form of cruel punishments . He even tries to lie his way out of it , YOU ' VE MADE YOUR CHOICE . isn ' t threatening ? NMom heard him and he ' s stupid enough not to be honest , he just digs himself deeper . I WASN ' T THREATENING HIM . How else could that be construed ? NDad hasn ' t learned that if my NMom wants NDad to do something , NDad shouldn ' t tell me to do whatever NMom wants for him because she is angry at his lazy behaviour . NDad isn ' t brave enough to face NMom himself but he ' ll hide behind me or throw me under the bus that is my NMom . If I am snarled at and have venous words hissed at me , I don ' t direct the fury that is my mother onto ANYONE . I won ' t interfere with my NDad trying to end a conversation with my mother while she abuses him . It ' s uncomfortable , I get it . But this coward , either lacking empathy or being extremely stupid . Does the opposite , my mother sometimes just calls me into her room to just abuse me . My attempts to leave will often result in him telling me to come back in this annoyingly calm tone instead of just fucking dropping it so NMom can focus on something else . I fucking hate them both . Whenever I ' m getting yelled at , insulted and broken down . NDad will just bow his head like an obedient lapdog . He ' s a fucking coward that looks for opportunities to cause me harm . He enjoys it because he ' s a pathetic narcissistic coward that ' s too gutless to take on NMom . He claims to be on my side , but when I grit my teeth in this situation because I want him to stop adding fuel to the fire while I ' m in the room and getting torn a new asshole by my mother . He draws attention to it and makes NMom even more toxic . STOP MAKING FACES . They make me so mad .