Usually pouting in a corner somewhere because he ' s not the center of attention . He ' s 39 years old . <| sep |> Then you aren ' t a savvy shopper <| sep |> Ok yes this is true . As a professional driver 911 paramedic for 8 years I have managed to never have a single accident although due to crazy people people not paying attention I have narrowly escaped getting hit many times . Then I look at my friends who have even caused accidents cars totaled but no one seriously hurt and they have brand new cars as a result . And here I am driving the same car I bought in 2005 since I never crash and take care of it . Sometimes shit isn ' t fair . But really I am thankful I have managed to avoid getting killed or maimed all these years .