Your comment makes me wonder if you ' ve played a pokemon game before <| sep |> Just traded for black trahere , sorry ! <| sep |> Fucking fuck face fuck <| sep |> Awesome ! !! That ' s a great time ! So now that you have your first race behind you , what ' s next ? <| sep |> Went from a little bit of both to one or the other . Gums got too bad after stopping smoking so only dip a few times per month . Dip sting is nice i bite my cheeks alot unfortunately . Id stop dipping and vapesmokechew gumtoothpicks . Sucks i know what you mean , literally would have to quit my job and go to jail to quit . <| sep |> Once , I woke up to the sounds of something moving against the side of the tent , enough to shake it . From the little bit of light filtering through the side of the tent , it looked like there was a small hunched person standing outside . After the first flash of murderous disfigured redneck hobo cannibal thoughts , I went to the more reasonable shit , bear . Well I figured I was in black bear territory , so it ' s probably just curious and I can scare it off with some loud noises . No sweat . I started yelling and clapping and hooting , expecting to see its shadow scamper off into the woods as they usually do . Instead , what I got was the horror of five more similar silhouettes joining the first and a long unearthly hissing sound . Do bears hiss ? I don ' t think bears hiss . WTF . So now my brain has failed back over to evil murder gremlins , and I watch as the shadows of these figures shuffle around , seemingly feet from my tent , and listen to the otherworldy hissing and chattering passing between them . Meanwhile I ' ve silently pulled my camping knife from my pack and am gripping it close to my chest , whiteknuckled , because I ' m not going out like a bitch this night . After approximately 20 years or maybe it was 5 minutes it was hard to tell at the time I could here whatever the fuck was out there starting to walk away . I gave it another year , give or take , for them to get well away , then slowly unzipped my tent just enough to peer out with my flashlight beside my face , hoping to maybe see some consoling pawprints . What I got instead was a long hiss that I instinctively , foolishly perhaps , pivoted the flashlight towards and saw a solitary figure , maybe 3 . 5 feet tall and pitch black to the point that it was like the flashlight refused to touch it . Nothing but eyes gleaming back at me , then teeth and that infernal hiss again . Then a flick of motion behind it , and a shock of white . Two thick stripes of white on a big goddamned fluffy tail . I ' d just been terrorized by a family of carnivalsized goddamned skunks I assume a mother and young with a particularly fondness for walking upright . Fuck those skunks .