The only explanation would beThe ducks were sentient <| sep |> Lol . Sorry but that ' s a terrible appeal , it makes you sound hella trolly bro . Shoulda been more professional about it . <| sep |> I ' m not saying that everybody can choose their sexual orientation but if they could , wouldn ' t that be fine ? Seems pretty absolutist to rule out environmental factors or choice in any way whatsoever . Let ' s say , for example , I was on the straight side of the spectrum . I lived to be 40 years old , straight my whole life and didn ' t feel gay . But I began to develop a close relationship with a samesex friend . We were emotionally attracted to each other and decided to try out dating . Is that an impossibility for you ? <| sep |> Can you just aknowledge the compensation suck already .