We were long distance and after a few minutes on this particular call , I hear a guy say , give me a kiss , followed by her telling me she had to go . <| sep |> 19 minutes <| sep |> I didn ' t exactly sit with him . I was at his court hearings over several days . He has personality disorders , which made him a loner and unpopular . By all accounts , he wasn ' t even a pedophile initially he just loved being a big man on the dark web . <| sep |> This is only because the zeta function was invented and not discovered . <| sep |> I have no respect for anyone that prefers fake news and propaganda over cold hard fact . Humoring them harms us all . <| sep |> But how does his nutsack smell ? <| sep |> I looked around me , like time was slowed . Everyone had the same , ugly , distraught look on their face . I knew what was going to happen . As did they . The woman seated next to me , she grabbed my hand . Its going to be okay , right ? she plead . They ' ll fix the plane , right ? she begged . As I drew the knife from my coat pocket , I said in a shuddered tone , Nothing is wrong with the plane . The plane started to tilt forward as I pulled my kife from the captain ' s back . That ' s when I got my message .