If there was alien stuff in Area 51 , there wouldn ' t be alien stuff in Area 51 anymore . It ' s way too highrisk . Put in some boring boxes and feed the hype that it ' s this emporium of extraterrestrial and magical shit and then let the few peoplegovernments crazy enough to actually snoop around come back emptyhanded and whammo you no longer have to worry about the people you used to have to worry about , and it stays up as a safeguard because the ones who know better won ' t blab about what they saw because of the consequences of admitting to having broken into a topsecret government facility . <| sep |> Good luck making something flavorless <| sep |> Who is that one relative that you ' re dreading having to interact with ?