I am now , I see the other dude who is trading me a litten , but not you <| sep |> I was a couple points off 3000 . 2999 , 2996 , 2994 and 2998 . And on my final attemt to reach diamond I exactly hit 3000 . I had so many close heart attacks because of this <| sep |> One the best brews easily <| sep |> Death is permanent <| sep |> jesus christ that ' s a spicy new face <| sep |> Fun fact the saying blood is thicker than water is incomplete . The full saying is actually the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb . Which means pretty much the opposite of blood is thicker than water . <| sep |> I was working for a smallish company way back in the day and the boss would frequently take a couple of us out drinking almost every night after work . One night , I ended up getting so shitface drunk I seriously couldn ' t even move the next morning . The abdominal pain was just too much . I couldn ' t even call in sick it was that bad . Well this guy keeps calling and calling and I ' m like fuck you I ' m not answering because I can ' t move . He actually comes to my apartment , starts banging on the door , screaming he knows I ' m there to open up . I finally crawl out of my bedroom open the door and he just looks at me and says come on get dressed . I ' m now sitting on the ground , pale as a ghost , shaking , and can ' t even talk right and he thinks I ' m going anywhere . I lay right back down and mumble and he says if you don ' t get dressed right now you ' re fired . I mumbled ok go away . He slams the door shut and leaves . About ten hours later or so I ' m starting to recover finally . I can finally hold some fluids down . I go to sleep and am just hoping I feel normal when I wake up . So the morning comes and this fuckface calls . Why am I not at work ? ! I gave you yesterday off this pompous asshole says . You fired me I say . He starts saying are you quiting ? No you fired me . No you quit . Fine I said . Back then I didn ' t really see a difference between the two . I probably could of filed for unemployment but I was so glad to be out of there and got another job a few weeks later so . I guess I was fired .