spikenervousStill better than Harry Potter and the Cursed Child ? <| sep |> pm me your details . It will cosst an extra $ 7 to ship to europe <| sep |> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me , you little chimp ? I ' ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gorilla Corps , and I ' ve been involved in numerous secret raids on AlBanana , and I have over 300 confirmed bananas . I am trained in gorilla warfare and I ' m the top bananer in the entire Gorilla Corps . You are nothing to me but just another banana . I will chest punch you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this jungle , mark my fucking bananas . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Junglenet ? Think again , fucker . As we speak I am contacting my banana network of tiny gorillas across the Jungle and your banana is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ooka ooka , chimp . The ooka ooka that wipes out the pathetic little banana you call your life . You ' re fucking dead , banana . I can be banana , silverback , and I can ooka ooka you in over seven hundred ways , and that ' s just with my silver back . Not only am I extensively trained in banana combat , but I have access to the entire banana of the Gorilla League and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable banana off the face of the jungle , you little chimp . If only you could have known what unholy ooka your little banana comment was about to bring down upon you , maybe you would have held your fucking banana . But you couldn ' t , you didn ' t , and now you ' re paying the price , you goddamn banana . I will shit furiously all over you and you will drown in it . You ' re fucking dead , kiddo .