I got it in early august , I think it can still be returned , the major problem being that If I do that I wont be able to play , as I have no other card <| sep |> It ' s really too bad that you walked in front of the dishwasher otherwise the knife I threw went right in it . <| sep |> How will they possibly get out of this mess ? Surprise us Oda <| sep |> so real particles are made from virtual ones which are only semiexistant . THANKS UNIVERSE <| sep |> Gurley over Hyde <| sep |> I don ' t have a wife I ' m 17 <| sep |> Then you mean premier Li himself . <| sep |> khajiit has wares if you have coin <| sep |> Once had a testicular torsion . Must have been the most painful thing I have ever went through . A testicular torsion is when these lil strange strings that connect your balls to your body get tangled with each other . I drove to school with my bicycle , everything was fine until I sat down in class and immediately felt a pinching , really bad pain in my balls . It felt like someone had both of my love eggs in their hand squished them together really hard . A feeling worse than anything else on this world . Everytime I moved it just hurt as hell . I was pretty stupid so I just brushed it off and thought it would go away , but lucky for me I told a friend about my ball problem and he pretty much forced me to got to our school nurse . As it turned out I had a serious problem with my balls and had to go to the hospital , otherwise I WOULD FUCKING LOSE MY BALLS . So I was really scared . Fast forward to the hospital . The guy in the ambulance told me the doctor would just twist my balls and then I could go home . But then I got sent into a room with six really beautiful nurses who I had to undress myself in front of of course . The doctor fixed my problem , which hurt even fucking more but then he told me I had to stay over the weekend because they had to cut my balls open . Overall a very unpleasant experience . tldr Almost lost my balls , hurt as hell , six gorgeous nurses saw my dick , doctor fixed them by twisting them even more , got my ballsack cut open . 1010 weekend