My wife bought me a really awesome Cowboys hat last night . I told her not to . I begged her not to , no matter how much I loved it . I told her the world would be witness to her actions if we lost today . I ' m wearing that hat today . It ' s just too nice not to wear . Let ' s hope it doesn ' t do anything . <| sep |> This is like the one true jpeg for this sub <| sep |> Glad I ' m not an ally then . <| sep |> Woolie on editing in the box art they ' re talking about Challenge accepted . Then nothing . Not a God damn thing . Never change you beautiful trash fires . <| sep |> I can ' t but help but think that all this was for that gut punch to the cowboys <| sep |> The Two Party System is a natural side effect of First Past The Post voting .