Hi can I be whitelisted ? My name is DarkDOLLYumi <| sep |> That ' s exactly what it is . Christmas noobs can occur outside of Christmas time , although that ' s generally the biggest influx . <| sep |> Ha ! My wife posted this on YT when we were dating because I had never seen it her link has 2 . 8 M views now . I learned the moves and now we have kids . Thanks Teen Witch ! <| sep |> Welcome back to another episode of LABYRINTH OF PUZZLLSSS <| sep |> My wife grew up showering with a bucket . We have a hot water heater , but she only turned it on for me . She preferred cold showers , so I decided to try it too . Now I also like cold showers . Maybe like is the wrong word , but it definitely gets me going in the morning . Every house in this province has termites . I wanted to buy one , but this is why I didn ' t . I ' ll build my own one day from steel and concrete . I lived for 800 days in 45 star hotel rooms before I moved into this house and I kept an apartment in the city brand new until 3 weeks ago . I ' ve got a small baby , so I wanted to be near a good hospital when his mom was pregnant . I have a shallow well . Maybe I could drink my water , but I don ' t risk it . People still get 3 rd world diseases here . I live in a gated community . 24 hour security . Next to a golf course . Overlooks a rice paddy . It ' s in a rainforest , so there ' s bugs . Every European and Australian who ' s been here can ' t believe the price I paid . Every Indonesian says it ' s too much . 3 bedrooms , 3 bathrooms hot water in one , if you turn it on 20 minutes ahead , and 2 rooms are air conditioned . The house is 10 years old . They build everything poorly here . It would not meet western codes or standards of tradesmanship . Some people need a bit more luxury than others , but I ' m pretty happy with this place . I ' m 39 years old . I lived in Sydney Australia in a new condo for 5 years with a water view of a bay just near the harbour and one year within 100 meters of the beach . I own a downtown luxury condo in a medium sized American city in a building that costs more per square foot than any other in that city . I know luxury . Time is the greatest luxury of all . I really enjoy my life here .