India and Israel ' s possession of nuclear weapons of all the nuclear states in the world these are the two most likely to involve themselves in a nuclear exchange , controlled as they both are by insane e x t r e m e r i ghtwingreligionationalist regimes . <| sep |> If I was on live television , on a panel show perhaps hosted by a handsome dude so goodlooking you could cut a knife on the mere image of his face , and I was asked what T . V . home I ' d like to live in , I ' d answer without hesitation the set of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson . Any other interviewee who ' d answer differently would be unashamedly wrong , and would likely becoming the nation ' s next punching bag , being derided in both the New York Post and The Chicago Tribune . The Tonight Show set back then had everything a man could ever need for his lot in life . A kind lap to lay his head after a hard night ' s work in the cutthroat stock trading on Wall Street Ed McMahon . And a steady hand of guidance to replace the father you never had Johnny Carson . They ' d entertain you nightly with wild stories of their military days spent sacrificing their very lives for the sheer thrill of defending an idea . Perhaps old Johnny would recant his days as an amateur boxer , his undefeated reign would be the kind of stories which could fill the emptiness of being raised by a single mother .