I wouldn ' t , because United and spurs are our rivals , and I ' d rather us both getting 1 point than one of them getting 3 tbh . <| sep |> I think that ' s the result of being skinny , but having no muscle mass . Incidentally , I ' m pretty sure actually training with a sword would bulk up your arms , but I ' ve been too busy with my parties and premarital sex to try , so what would I know <| sep |> A Christmas Story I see it once during the 24 hour marathon on TNT or TBS or whatever . When I was a teenager , I read the book this came from , so it always reminds me of those old days . The story shown in this film is a small part of the contents of the book , which was titled In God We Trust All Others Pay Cash . The movie is narrated by the book ' s author , Jean Shepherd .