What if I # TOLD YOU THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA ENDStarring Tulip as Repressed NerdAtticus as the Voice Of ReasonAnd Introducing OneOne as Himself <| sep |> I don ' t want a remake of it , but perhaps a sequel ~~ featuring best girl ~~<| sep |> No . I ' m not going anywhere . Sorry . I have every right to be here . It ' s not my fault you haven ' t raised your dog to not eat poop . Besides . Dogs can handle poop in their guts . It won ' t kill them . You ' d be hard pressed to find a dog that hasn ' t enjoyed some poo in its lifetime . I also debate whether or not it ' s morally right to tell people not to inject themselves with hard drugs . It ' s not good for them and they just can ' t help themselves , but who am I to tell another living thing how to live it ' s life ? For the record I keep fish in an aquarium . I don ' t currently have dogs can ' t manage the responsibility currently , but I have had plenty . I do not let them roam free mostly for liability and responsibility reasons . I am not reflecting my own personal convictions when I speak of animal rights . Humans are dominant after all , and the sanctity of our society comes before the rights of dogs . That being said , if I knew one of my dogs had escaped from its confines and was enjoying life at another persons home on its own accord , I would be inclined to let it stay at the other home To me , dogs are friends and allies , not pets . If I lived with a friend who decided they wanted to live somewhere else , what right do I have to stop them ? From my experience , happy , welltrained dogs don ' t run away .