ITT My Grandma once had a dog . I ' m 14 dog . woof woof <| sep |> Remember when it became clear that ' s Dolph ' s great spot in the Authority Survivor Series match was supposed to be Roman ' s ? That ' s why there was no followup for Dolph . <| sep |> we are in for a long ride . its gonna be like this for a while . <| sep |> Jesus christ , SKT peanut SKT smeb imagine that . <| sep |> My 8 th grade English teacherWe had a pop quiz writing assignment two weeks into school where we had to handwrite a essay about the book we were reading in class in the 45 minutes of class we had . Now I naturally have bad handwriting but when you give my only 45 minutes to write a essay bad turns to really illegible . The next day she requested I rewrite my essay and said outloud to the whole class I have the writing of a serial killer . I was relentlessly called Norman Bates for the rest of the year and I was ostracized by everyone except the Juggalos and a few remaining friends whom I had no classes with because my mom had me write down a list of my friends a few weeks before my birthday and then gave it to the principal requesting to not let me have any classes with any of the people I wrote on my supposed birthday invitation list . Jokes on my English teacher though as she died before the end of the school year and I gained 60 pounds in one year from pounding delicious cereal . Ninth grade I was called either Andy Milonakis or The Cereal Killer .