I ' ll probably end up cutting it . <| sep |> A further irony is the utensil in the bowl appears to be a spork with tines which appear to be too short to function as as a fork , but rather leave you with a monofunctional tool a serrated spoon . <| sep |> Aside from the dad stuff you sound like me . And I agree I hold down a good job with a good pay so sue me if I want to smoke to help settle my anxiety and sleep <| sep |> You know shit is getting serious when everything has the vintage filter over it . <| sep |> You ' re going down one way or the other . You lean forward and the bars catch it . You don ' t and what happened in the gifs happened . Looked painful . <| sep |> Very few catchers have been inducted in general . 17 in total . The last five were Piazza 2016 , Mackey and Santop 2006 , Carter 2003 , and Fisk 2000 . 2 of those never even played in the majors , mind . The Hall has very , very high standards for catchers . Which means Posada is likely to miss out , and Pudge to not make it first ballot . But , with the voting base changing , I wouldn ' t be surprised if standards were lowered . Or if the 5 WS rings helped him out a bit .