They might be doing more DPS than youmewhoever because they ' re better players <| sep |> Little known movie , Poolhall Junkies . Christopher Walken gives the best speech . Mike You watch those nature documentaries on the cable ? You see the one about lions ? You got this lion . He ' s the king of the jungle , huge mane out to here . He ' s laying under a tree , in the middle of Africa . He ' s so big , it ' s so hot . He doesn ' t want to move . Now the little lions come , they start messing with him . Biting his tail , biting his ears . He doesn ' t do anything . The lioness , she starts messing with him . Coming over , making trouble . Still nothing . Now the other animals , they notice this . They start to move in . The jackals hyenas . They ' re barking at him , laughing at him . They nip his toes , and eat the food that ' s in his domain . They do this , then they get closer and closer , bolder and bolder . Till one day , that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody . Runs like the wind , eats everything in his path . Cause every once in a while , the lion has to show the jackals , who he is .