Scanlan Every single time someone else begins to worm their way into my favorite character spot , he pulls something out of his ass . Available does it all from clutch inspiration die , key spell uses in battle , hilarious antics , to medic extraordinaire . There is no foul mood that gnome couldn ' t cure with a well timed song or poem . In a bard off he is unbeatable . When it comes down to it , your friend Scanlan has your back . You are always better off with Scanlan by your side . well unless you are in Ank ' Harel . My thanks to you OP , beep beep . <| sep |> Because they are talentless hacks . <| sep |> That ' s terrible . I never knew stuff like that could happen . And he isn ' t paid for it ? <| sep |> Why would they bend the rules ? They rule the galaxy , they make the rules .