I believe the dark matter of the universe is really just the physical embodiment of karma floating around every time someone warns me of a wardrobe malfunction , they gain some dark matter <| sep |> I ' d rather see us all speaking Chinese than become a nation of unscrupulous dickshooters . <| sep |> My Thanksgiving has consisted of waking up at 4 am to do a photography job , coming home , napping , then going out to a movie by myself . My Thanksgiving dinner was two hot dogs and a candy bar . The movie was ok . I guess it ' s better than being at home with my emotionally vampiric family . It really sucks . I feel like a loser , especially seeing everyone else with their families . Right now I ' m sitting the car killing time until I go back .