Former mall Santa here . Without a doubt he weirdest kid was this little boy bought in by the epitome of a trailer pair snufflupagus , Jesus she was ugly . Anyway the kid was wearing full clown makeup , a spandex singlet and just looked insane . I figure Well whatever , all kids deserve to be heardKid jumps on my lap , I says the usual Why hello there young man , and just what would you like for christmasThe kid looks at me and beckons me in closer , I lower my ear to him and he fucking grabs my head , pulls me in real close , whispers in my ear I do cocaine . <| sep |> Please save this comment for next time we get another points vs sub only debate . <| sep |> Astral Druid is definitely a good meta pick , as long as you ' re feeling lucky .