Pissed in a bottle waited 4 weeks and scooped out the flake with my bare hands <| sep |> Yeah , don ' t bother getting the other side of the story . <| sep |> In the very early days of camera phones , our grades resident slapper was filmed masturbating using one of those big red steering wheel locks . The video spread and somehow , every single phone in that school ended up with the video . It was wild , she now has 4 kids , none of them bear resemblence to the lock but it didn ' t have a condom on so , hopefully dna tests were held . <| sep |> Puns and engineering facts <| sep |> Oh how could we forget you wrestled a bear ? Or did you forget that even with an exosuit Ve handed you your ass on a silver platter ? <| sep |> Why the hell is the AC adapter sold separately ?