I rim my wife like twice a day on average it ' s not gross , I just like eating that shitter like an Apple fritter . TIFU by copying ueatyoureyeballs post to show my wife the funny , and inevitably sending the post to my mom instead . <| sep |> According to lore alteration should be capable of creating force fields , crush people with gravity , flight . Also shaking mountains using the power of 5 people whose only life purpose is doing that , doesn ' t seem that impressive . 2 master destruction mages could do a lot more . <| sep |> Jim Jeffries put it quite eloquently 5 m 55 s <| sep |> Divorce at least in a way is good . It ' s not the end of a good marriage , it ' s the end of a bad marriage . Before divorce abusive marriages could not end . But that ' s a reasonable , respectful person talking . What do mgtows and the like say , especially if it ' s the wife initiating the divorce ? The marriage was probably '' good '' her feelings don ' t matter of course but she got slightly bored and wanted Chad . They assume that the person wife initiating the divorce never even really tried to make things better . They almost 100 % disbelieve it when a woman claims that she ' s been abused . With men , there ' s a 100 % chance they believe him straight away esp if abusd by the woman , not another man . So if a woman says that her husband was abusive in any way , they just assume that she read too many feminist websites and that she finds it '' abusive '' if he friendly asks her to make a cup of tea for him as well . Or something to that effect . Their hatred for women is almost cruel they never sympathize with a suffering woman , they only occasionally use '' islamic misogyny '' as an excuse to be antifeminist here , so to them , '' he ' s abusive '' can lead to a scoff and a '' ever been to Saudi Arabia ? !?'' I don ' t know if it ' s true , but they love stating that 70 % of divorces in the USA are initiated by the wives . Of course it just shows AWALT .