The Google account switcher is pretty bad and does unusual things . In short there ' s no way to guarantee what account a particular Google site will open with . Best you can do is create separate Chrome profiles for your accounts and only sign into one Google account per profile . Then you can maintain separate windows and always know what account each profile is going to bring up . <| sep |> Cupid misses and hits Mark Northcutt . Sage falls in love with his own father . The good Christian boy is disgusted with himself , because homosexuality and incest is the worst double whammy of sin he could ever commit . Sickened by his ungodly proclivities and constantly bearing the most conflicting boner ever , Sage takes to a life of debauchery . He drinks he smokes he snorts he shoots up . He refers to people just by their first name . He doesn ' t know what he ' s becoming , but he begins to enjoy it . His performances in the Octagon begin to reflect the gay abandon with which he lives his new life . He forgets what it is to feel fear . Even when he walks through the valley of the shadow of death , he fears nothing , for he knows hell awaits anyway . Sage rises through the lightweight ranks in a drunken stupor and a blaze of glory . At the apogee of his meteoric rise , he meets Conor McGregor for the title . The once wideeyes 19 yearold is now 26 , about to face off against the biggest star in the history of the sport . The two men meet at the center of the Octagon . But just as he ' s readying himself for an expletivelaced faceoff , Sage hears a loud voice emanating from outside the Octagon . It ' s Chris Weidman ' s father comforting his son after a loss . You ' re still my boy , he says loud and proud . Sage breaks down . The boner is back , and so is the guilt and the memories . Conor McGregor stretches his arms out in victory as Sage lies in front of him , sobbing convulsively . Conor breaks his opponents even before the bell rings , Mike Goldberg says . But Sage knows different . He knows he misses the love of the Father . And the Son . And the Holy .