It ' s like those businesses with carlength parking spaces right next to a busy road . Great visibility of the business , but nerveracking to actually park at the business as a customer . <| sep |> That reminds me of the time this guy I thought called First Sergeant Todd I ' ll get right on it Todd I know he meant top but for a second I thought he was on a first name basis with the guy . <| sep |> You left out Maladroit OP <| sep |> Strom Thurmond then continued to serve in the Senate until he was literally over 100 years old . <| sep |> Throwaway . TLDR I dated my ex ' s sister out of pettiness and now we ' re getting married . So a little while ago i dated this boy online . He cheated on me so a couple months later i stalked the shit outta him and found his sister who is two years older than me and one older than him . I started talking to his sister to make him feel ugh but i guess she started liking me because two months later she asked me out . Its been about two and a half years now and we live together and shit but i only started dating her out of pettiness . I bought a ring and shit and im planning on proposing soon but i feel so bad this only happened because im a petty dickhead . Also , either her brother doesnt recognise me or doesnt want awkwardness . Literally when we were dating i told him my full name , sent him hundreds of selfies and he knows everything ant he did the same so im guessing he forgot because keeping quiet is the hardest thing . Also my gf has mentioned our future children like 10 times now and oh me oh my . Im so obsessed with this girl but its a relationship based off trying to make her brother jealous idk how this is going . Maybe one day ill tell my gf but this is currently the only secret she doesnt know . As far as she knows , i followed her on instagram because shes hot and thats it but now ive created this whole mess that not a soul knows about . Until now , i guess .