# NO PROBLEM HERE <| sep |> I ' ve seen plenty of people trade parallax for slip . Their real market price between para and slip is less than a key difference . Op ' s offer is quite fair to be honest . <| sep |> LOL assignment 4 ? <| sep |> Little late but , me and my friends were out in the middle of bumfuck no where . Slight drinking was involved , I had went to bed and woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss , two of my buddies were sitting at the fire awake . I asked them What the fuck are you guys doing awake , it ' s the middle of the night ? they said the heard noises in the woods , too spooked to sleep . I was scared , but nature called . I walked into the darkness , as I did I notice stuff was missing around our tents , our lanterns especially . As I was pouring the yellow rain into some bushes they began to shake . In my mind I was thinking this is how I die , killed while tinkling , nothing came out of the shrubbery , so I walked back to the light and I noticed a sign that wasn ' t there before , it was a street sign , except it said get out , why the hell a street sign is in the middle of some woods in fuck all Alabama , I will never know . I walked to my friends and told them about the sign and missing lanterns , queue collective freak out . Then in the distance of the woods we saw a bright light , the woods were thick like my back hair so seeing any light penetrate them was impressive . We then here voices coming from the light , what sounded to be laughter , and a range of voices , as me and buddies freaked more and more , the light kept inching closer , the voices louder and more clear , still unstopping laughter . We grabbed what logs we could to make weapons , and ad we stood ready to attack , faces popped out of the leaves . It was our friends , they had gone to walmart to get snacks . And that is my tale