Don ' t tell me what to fucking do . <| sep |> You ' re mixing your terms here . <| sep |> Those aren ' t just ads . Those are actual playlists , while I haven ' t listened to them , their names and descriptions are all highly amusing . <| sep |> Aren ' t Gargoyles mean little suckers ? Or am I confused with another gecko ? <| sep |> He ' s SO trainable . Very driven to please . Already has his CGC . Literally zero common sense and problem solving ability . I had a gravity feeder in my house when he came to stay with me . If he felt like there wasn ' t enough food in the bowl he would just stand and alarm cry until I came and fixed it . Literally I showed him how to bump it and make more food come out a million times . Every other dog that ' s ever been in my house has figured it out . Not the rough collie . My mom has a bunch of dachshunds and so her little gate for them was only about 18 inches high . The rough collie is about 60 pounds . He could step over the gate and not even notice it . Will not cross the fence even when you try to show him how . Does not compute in his tiny collie brain . He freaks out when my mom leaves but if you close the blinds he totally forgets why he was crying until she comes home . He ' s been stuck to , ballpark , a million glue traps . Still doesn ' t understand stairs . He is the sweetest , kindest , friendliest , best dog ever and he is totally my mom ' s best friend but good goddamn . And the funny thing is whenever we meet other collie owners they always say that their collie iswas the dumbest dog ever . I ' m sure there are some clever ones out there but Lassie massively oversold the critical thinking ability of rough collies lol . Editing to add my mom just reminded me that he has just straight up walked off the riverwalk into the water . Twice . He hates being wet . He hates to swim . Just doesn ' t look where he ' s going and falls right in .