And I would say if you ' re not brining your turkey it ' s fucking trash and you ' re just too stubborn or stupid to know it . The modern turkey is bred to be so low fat and fed such a mono diet it tastes like cardboard and is drier than a motherfucker even if you retain some moisture it ' s not good . So unless you ' re buying heritage pastured turkey which is raised on an actual pasture and eats bugs and grass and shit as opposed to your standard frozen turkey from Walmart or where the fuck ever or hunting your own wild turkey , brine . your . fucking . turkey . <| sep |> Will PM you <| sep |> It ' s been quite the opposite in my experience . There ' s been so much irrational criticism against it , it ' s ridiculous . <| sep |> The only real shortcut I use is escape when presented with completed research or a civic