A foodwhip <| sep |> I had detention in the form of a remedial writing class . <| sep |> Get a dual wielding CoD friend with 530 atk . keep hp , buffs and debuffs up and just barrage him to death . Two CoDs are obviously better than one . good luck . <| sep |> Grab them by the shirt collar and yell , WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO ? !? while I shake them . <| sep |> 1 Dinner manners when you visit America . Brits , the food isn ' t meant to be loaded on your fork like that and eaten in one bite you are supposed to eat in stations complaining the food tastes bad makes you look more of a fool salad with thousand island dressing plus lobster casserole in one bite ? Einstein , it tastes bad because you keep loading it on the fork ! and BTW , here you eat with the hand you write with . French , nobody is hiding anything under the table . Their hands are in their lap because it is comfy . People you care about are aroundit is time to chat . May as well be relaxed with hands in the lap . Stop folding the leaves of the Caesar salad . Cut it into bits so you can eat faster you are annoying the Americans . Stop eating hamburgers , burritos , subs , brownies , and pizza with knives and forks . Its supposed to be messy ! The cheese is supposed to string away from the mouth and the paper it is wrapped in is the plate ! Germans and Italians oddly , you are fine . Please convince the Frenchman that cake forks are a good idea and remind the Englishman that whining about no tea with dessert is just going to make him unpopular . Chocolate chip cookies were never meant to go with tea ! 2 Somehow , while visiting here , finding the worst restaurants in the land and deciding that is American food . and then importing the processed canned crap back to Europe making it impossible for real Americans to cook their native food . Here are some dishes I am certain nobody has heard of overseas frogmore stew , stuffies , kalbi burritos , Joe Froggers , crawdad boil , frogeye salad , duck on a throne , saimin , conch salad , San Francisco style Dungeness crab , maraca pie , and Hoppin John . These recipes are the real stuff . but just the same , you all go to Golden Corral or some chain because it is cheap . Sigh . American food is spelled MAMA , not Michelin star . Its origins come from long suffering housewives , slaves , immigrants , and the average joe , not a chef . It is home cooking , not pop tarts . 3 Unable to understand scale . Los Angeles is 3 , 000 miles from New York . You cannot see both within 3 days by car . It is impossible . Getting from New York to Florida takes a few days . It would be like traveling from Southampton to Venice . Oregon is the size of the entire UK . There is a section of California that ' s all protected land that ' s about half the size of Kruger National Park . Using rail to get there defeats the purpose of protecting the land and keeping it pristine . 4 Unable to understand climate . Come to the Northeast in winter , and there ' s a good chance it will snow , and hard . No , those Italian leather boots are not going to cut it . To hell with fashion it ' s below zero on the Celsius scale . You can ' t fly home when the planes cannot see the runway and they mean it when they say stay inside . Wait for the storm to pass . Don ' t get swallowed by it . The south in summer is subtropical That means humidity . Do not have a shit fit over turning on the air conditioner . Do not have a shit fit over looping your ponytail through the back of your hat , or wearing sandals and shorts to a restaurant . Climate wise it has more in common with Southeast Asia than Paris , London , Rome , or Berlin . Those palm trees you see are real . No , showing your tits on the beach in the Bible Belt is a horrible idea , and btw , you want a man to stare at your EYES . Nobody will if you pull out Helga and Olga and peeling sunburned boobs is not attractive .