Teach him how to use a laptop . <| sep |> Oil up like you reload in FPS games <| sep |> At this rate , we should postpone to Friday next week . <| sep |> Grab your copy of your 2015 federal tax return , and look for the amount on the line that says Total Tax . Now look at your mostrecent paystubs , and total up your yeartodate federal withholding . If your total 2016 withholding is 110 % or more of your 2015 tax , you won ' t be subject to the Underpayment Penalty if you are underwithheld . You would still have to file and pay timely to avoid other penalty and interest assessments . <| sep |> I went skiing for the first time when I was in 11 th grade . It was Christmas break , a rich friend and his parents were going , so they offered to pay for me to go so he could have a bro . It was pretty cool . Unfortunately , I had never skied before , and they went as a family every season , so I just kind of learned on my own . At first it was pretty bad , but after a little while I learned to stop , curve a little bit rather than shooting straight downhill , use the poles to pivot , etc . Near the end of the day I ' m trying for one of the slightly more advanced hills . It wasn ' t a black diamond or something stupid like that , just slightly more advanced than the bunny slope . I had already gone down it a few times and I was having fun , the sun was setting over the mountains , all was good . But for some fucking reason , these two fucktards are fucking sitting , SITTING , and talking in the middle of the first blind curve after you leave the skilift . I see the guy who was in front of me yell at them while he zips right around them , but I can ' t because I ' m a noob and I kind of panic because why the FUCK ARE THEY CHILLING IN THE CURVE ? Well , I barely avoid hitting them to the right , which was good , but unfortunately that was the inside of the curve , where the jumps were . The outside of the curve was more gentle and you could avoid the jumps . Shit , I didn ' t want to be on those jumps , I knew I couldn ' t do that without being taught anything . But , I shoot off of the first ramp at an angle and my feet fly out from underneath of me so that I ' m flying through the air horizontally . I come down on the crown of the next ramp right on my lower back . I slide down the hill a little bit and just lay there . I don ' t know if I actually lost consciousness , but I definitely lost coherence , because I woke up and my friend was just looking down at me , with one of the big lights shining behind his head . He asked if I was ok and if I could ski , because he had been right behind me off the skilift . I told him to give me a minute and wait for me at the bottom . Standing up and skiing down was the most pain I have ever felt in my entire life . Shooting , fiery pain hit every part of my body for the entire time I stood up . My legs were twitching and cramping , I couldn ' t help but lean heavily to one side , and I was hunched over , trying to take weight off of my back , but I could feel pain every where , even my face . But my lower back felt like it was broken . The next two days were just as bad . I couldn ' t walk or get out of bed . But when I finally went to the chiropractor like two years later he straightened me out and now I feel pretty good !