Jesus Christ ! You need to tag that shit NSFL <| sep |> You ' re being ridiculous because you don ' t roll for the impossible . An ant has exactly zero chance of doing shit to a dragon , so the ant wouldn ' t even get a roll . If it DID , it would be an attack role and require a nat 20 to be felt . Not cause damage , just felt . A peasant also has zero chance of convincing anyone they are a king ' s offspring . Only rich people can believably claim they are related to royalty with no evidence . <| sep |> The commish could force the players in and out of the teams for you if he agrees to . <| sep |> I agree . I much prefer the album version to the Last Waltz version . <| sep |> Serum didn ' t deserve this <| sep |> There is no group tally of SOS stats . It ' s not a reliable way of calculating odds .