All call center conversations are recorded , though . <| sep |> I ' ll take out a fucking loan and live the rest of my life in crippling debt . Just get Sumlin the fuck out of College Station . <| sep |> I DON ' T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS <| sep |> The first thing the tour guide tells them stick to the group , talk to me if you need anything , don ' t talk to random pedestrians , absolutely do not talk to strangers that may approach you . And what happens ? Bloody gringos wandering by their own around business districts , blocking traffic by taking pictures of buildings in the middle of the fucking driveway , interrupting people by asking directions when the districts guards are right there , getting lost and confused , and a few hours later the touristic police has to pick up an unconcious foreigner off the street with no passport or money that was drugged out and robbed by a kind stranger . Such simple rules , and they will never listen . Don ' t eat seafoods at night , bam , taken to a musty public hospital for a stomach cleanse . Do not touch the llamas , bam , broken jaws and distressed cras .