My dad used to play cricket with his dad before he emigrated over . <| sep |> It ' s literally satire or parody rather it was on the chans the other day <| sep |> These will protect my feelings from loud noise <| sep |> Interested in crimson pulsus ? <| sep |> Yeah it ' s a broken system . I worked at a call center for a year saving up for school and we had all these metrics for calls that would decide what shifts you would get raises etc . Essentially they had a sweet spot time they wanted you to achieve so if you were finding yourself over that sweet spot , the crappy system would encourage you to lie or do whatever you had to do to get someone off the phone fast . If your time was too low because you ' re great at resolving issues then throw someone on hold for a few mins or dick around taking 10 minutes to solve a problem that can be done in 2 .