I ' ve made my own ink before using walnuts . Take the rotting walnuts from underneath a tree , or take some walnuts from the tree and leave them in a bag for a bit . Then , you just need beat the crap out of them and simmer them in boiling water until the water reduces down into an ink . It produces a really nice archival brown ink . Then , combine that with a pen made from a reed or quill feathers and the paper others have suggested , and you have a pretty good spell book going . <| sep |> Morris , fleck , the pirate , chip Kelly if we wanted to spend big moneyIf we went balls out and bet it all on one coach the other Harbaugh offer him something insane like 20 a year for 10 . <| sep |> Oh fuck , you ' re right . stupid reality , always crushing my dreams . Anyway , It just thought it would be the shit to see the Scottish prime minister to interject with a But he ' s a cunt ! in a thick Scottish accent during a press conference . It would be even funnier to see the audience gasp loudly and everything going dead silent for like 5 seconds , and suddenly some random guy at the back of the room says out loud Well , you can ' t argue with that ! . Everybody laughs , roll credits .