I have two parents and I ' m not taking care of either of them . If they want a nurse , they can hire one . I ' m not a retirement plan . <| sep |> How do you prove in court someone grabbed you by the balls against you will once back in 1992 ? Unless there is photographic or video evidence there isn ' t much more that can be done . <| sep |> Sure you ' re working with 60 mb JPEGs . 50 mp images at 50 % dimensions are about 6 mb . You got that 150 mp camera I guess , and every frame worth saving . <| sep |> Yeah but zap isn ' t going to cut it when you have ~ 10 minions coming to your tower . <| sep |> Living in UP , so its a win for me . <| sep |> But wait which one is the nasty ugly bitch and which one is the pill whore ? I ' m lost <| sep |> Got hammered last night at a bar with my cousin and uncle during the Cowboys game , ran into one of my uncles reporter friends . Got to taking to him and he offered me a job over winter break . Nepotism is pretty tight .