Years ago i was driving home with 3 of my friends with me . I was rearended as I was pulling into my driveway . Now , the car was in pretty bad shape but we were fortunately all fine . Well , the police show up and after speaking with me and the dude that hit me , the cop asked my friends if they were okay and if they needed an ambulance . They all sort of looked at the cop pretty unenthusiastically and then I saw a little light go off in my friend Tony ' s eyes . He starts rubbing his neck and saying he doesn ' t feel so good , my other friends all of a sudden start having neck and back pain as well . So they all get taken to the emergency room . So later I give Tony a call to make sure he is okay and to find out he was really hurt . He laughed his ass off and said , oh i was fine , but now I ' m high off my ass on percocet and I ' m about to get PAID ! They did too , all of my friends got at least $ 1000 each and none of them were actually injured . Crooked little bastards ! lol