Why not just work from home where the first lady will be at , Don ? Save the taxpayers a couple dollars for keeping two places in high security . <| sep |> The world will never know . <| sep |> I ' m pretty comfortable in my 2 bed flat but the idea of living out my life in something like this fucking terrifies me . <| sep |> Those requirements could easily land someone a gig with Bleacher Report , most of their writers are totally insufferable with non stories . I stopped going there ages ago when you 6 articles written by idiots saying 5 ways how Iker MunianRasmus ElmDiego Capel will fit into Liverpool ' s system . All this presumptuous pie in the sky bullshit to get idiots buzzing over players that definitely won ' t come to the club . Also the making up of rumors is all too common . I remember during Big Sam ' s recent controversy there was some clown who wrote this novel of an article saying how Malky Mackay and Ian Moody were likely next to face action for shady shit . Oh and off that , fuck the underrated top 10 lists that either have appropriately rated people or someone stupid obscure who only had success in a lower ranked league and are given more credit than they deserve . Like I remember someone trying to argue a case for Theofanis Gekas not getting enough credit when it came to strikers .