Transliterated to Rossianskaya FederashiyaBest guess at a translation Russian Federation . <| sep |> I ' m actually going for an MPH applying for the program right now , at least in Population Health Management , but Applied Anthros , assuming they can get hired though , this is the case for any field , I guess definitely do make bank . <| sep |> AND YOU GET A WIN AND YOU GET A WIN ! ALL COWBOYS GET A WIN ! <| sep |> Yes , sounds all too familiar . Sucks for your friend . And you ' re right , that is the punchline , albeit not a very funny one . <| sep |> Well , that was underwhelming . <| sep |> That ' s what I said , but alas <| sep |> Ugh , I was just the first person the other day and I feel like a monster . <| sep |> 2 If 1020 % of the global population starves to death , the economic system would collapse . With a collapse of the economic system , the oil industry would also collapse . Let me stop you right there and introduce you to global dimming . When civilization grinds to a halt , we ' ll be seeing how hot the Earth really is .