Is splitting bills simply not done in Japan ? Nope , it ' s done pretty commonly , but some places may require you to tell them beforehand . Also , it ' s not practical if you ' re ordering like 100 items . <| sep |> But Weaver Agh ' s . <| sep |> Yea it ' s not impossible to win but you also have to work twice as hard and outplay your opponent which is why people complain . Not because they can never win going first . <| sep |> Random dig at Vancouver stats people . Why , guys , why . <| sep |> You ' ve never lived in the south apparently . This kind of stupid shit happens all the time down there . <| sep |> The minute I read this , I immediately whispered to myself TEN LITTLE RUBBER DUCKS OVERBOARD ! Yep , that ' s how you know you have kids .