Is that a Bridge stamp on your wrist ? If it is do you go ironically or because you actually think Bridge is cool ? You probably pretend to enjoy Cellar every week , whilst regretting every moment of your time there . You look like you don ' t enjoy actually going out but only do so to ' network ' in the smoking area . This is in the hope that when every one else has got their internships , spring weeks etc you can get by with your ' contacts ' and ' friends '. You look like you go to on of the colleges that claim to be near the center of Oxford , neglecting to mention that the center is all the other colleges . You claim to have a history but the truth is that they all look the same , are a bit boring and are very insular . Then there is your degree . Yes it hard to get into . No you don ' t actually gain anything from it . You ' ve got in , its probably your peak in life . You ' ll graduate with an average 2 . 1 , nothing special on your CV , some vague ' friends ' from all the hacking you do but ultimately look the same as everyone else on your course . You ' ll go and work in the City , have a mild drugs and booze problem , end up divorced , friendless and burnt out by the time you are 50 . Overall you are the human equivalent of the Purple Turtle . People know you exist , they might even go there occasionally , but no one loves it , its no one ' s favorite and is ultimately pretty shit .