that ' s hilarious . everybody needs to take life a little less seriously <| sep |> The fact that chips mean crisps and fries mean chips ? !<| sep |> I have killed so many people <| sep |> This typo could be read two ways , neither is good . Either he ' s going to STIFF them , or he ' s going to SNUFF them . Sadly , either could be true in this case . <| sep |> I constantly swear off my 940 . It ' s cliche ', every knife guy has one , I have nicer knives , it ' s too expensive for what it is , it ' s not a slab sided ti framelock , axis lock is stupid , omega springs gonna break . Thing is . it ' s what I cut stuff with , and honestly it ' s my favorite knife . I keep falling for knife fads and spending my money , but I carry and use the damn 940 .