Shhhhh . You ' ll ruin it for everyone else . <| sep |> This so much . Every time I see a post from a new player I get so jealous and nostalgic . <| sep |> raritynewsI intended to get the new Pokemon game and write a wall of text about it , but a new wave of depression hit and I cancelled the order . I don ' t feel like playing it for the foreseeable future . You all complain about characters regressing and making the same mistakes they did back in season 1 , yet here I am facing the reality that all the character development I thought I got this past year was merely an illusion and I ' m still an idiot . sprpinkieoohSo instead of talking about Pokemon or whining about my failures , I ' m gonna talk about my picks for the new Steam award thingies . spppboringFirst off the Villain Most In Need Of A Hug award goes to Bastion because if you got to the end you know it ' s true . sprajughThe Just 5 More Minutes award goes to Terraria ' coz lord knows I ' ve lost a lotta sleep because of it . spraritywutThe Game Within A Game award goes to Hacknet because I haven ' t played many games with a game in it , and Hacknet had an amusingly accurate clicker game . I could ' ve picked Freedom Planet for the mahjong game , but I think it deserves a better award than that . spflutterkayThe Whoooaaaaaaa , dude ! award goes to FEZ because sometimes I gotta lock up the hipster in me and go with the one true answer . sprarityyellThe I ' m Not Crying , There ' s Something In My Eye award goes to Tales of Monkey Island chapter 4 because F # K ME I HAD TO WAIT A MONTH FOR THE LAST CHAPTERrrarityannoyedThe award text asked for a game where I wasn ' t expecting to cry , so that cuts out the obvious BastionOri . sprdwutThe Best Use Of A Farm Animal award goes to Snakebird . I don ' t think snakebirds are farm animals but I don ' t care . Fuck this game , 1010 . sptwismileThe Test of Time award could ' ve gone to many games since I play lots of retroartsy indie nonsense instead of AAA blockbuster photorealistic crap , but of course I gave it to Freedom Fucking Planet Son because I don ' t call it the best game ever lightly . sprabsmileMy custom award was Best replay value for Assault Android Cactus because I wanted to give it something since I ' m playing it daily . You ' d think that award would go to one of my roguelike bullshit games , but it ' s a testament to Cactus ' awesomeness that I ' m still playing it without all the random roguelike bullshit . spabboredAnd for as much of a hipster as I claim to be , I ' ve got nothing obvious for the I Thought This Game Was Cool Before It Won An Award award . I could give it to Freedom Planet because I knew about it when it was still a fangame , but I can ' t take the Test of Time award away from its rightful owner . If I have to give it , it ' s probably to Momodora because I never saw any publicity for it outside of being recommended to me by Steam .