Shame they don ' t have keyboards with Nordic layout <| sep |> Cmon Captain Europe , please save the day once again . I imagine it would be dealt with too late , the verdict would find the UK in breach , but article 50 will have been triggered , so May or whoever replaces her can stick two fingers up and go ' noted but dismissed ' much like the UN report on disability . Think the safer option might actually be to take it to the ECHR under Articles 8 , 9 , 10 and 14 That is Privacy , Conscience , Expression and Discrimination . Privacy and expression are probably obvious enough . Discrimination would be depending on how narrow the ' nonconventional ' descriptor is applied to sexual acts , but who knows , maybe you could challenge it for being unduly restrictive to people ' s quirks and shit . I dunno , I ' m no lawyer .