Hm . Well I owned a standard poodle not a miniature and he only needed grooming once a month or so . And yes , you are a horrible , horrible person for disliking poodles . P sThere are other breeds that you might be able to live with though , such as Havanese and I believe some breeds of terrier . Anyway , I guess what I meant to say was that if you ' re allergic to dog dander from shedding it ' s still possible to own a dog . You just have to find the right breed . <| sep |> I worked security for a while doing 8 pm 8 am . Lots of weird stuff happening , the craziest I had was one night around 4 am . I ' m sitting in my office made of glass watching a movie on the computer when I noticed across the street 2 men arguing and pushing each other . One guy was younger maybe 35 the other guy was in his 50 ' s . the young guy pushed the older guy , I didn ' t pay much mind to it since it was off my property . A few minutes later I look up , the young guy picks up a metal table on the property the place I was was a public property like a square where events are held and throw it at the older man . At this point I ' m like fuck , I put my jacket on , grab my gloves and run towards them as he picks up a metal chair and is jabbing at the older guy . The 3 rd jab , I grabbed the chair hard and started asking for them both to calm down . As I ' m talking the younger guy swings at me square in the face . This was the night I decided not to carry my handcuffs or baton I ' d rather talk people off something than arrest or be violent . I tell him he ' s under arrest for assault and we now start struggling together , I ' m trying to restrain him , finally after a while we ' re both on the ground . I ' ve got him in like a bear hug really tight , legs and arms around him . He ' s telling me to let him go and that he ' s sorry , as this is happening the older man comes over me trying to help . And I feel drops of liquid dropping on my jacket , I look at the old guy and he ' s got one hand over his eyes and blood is just coming out . I freak out shouting at him to back away for fear of disease . He keeps mumbling he took my eye , he took my eye . When he took his hand away from his eye , the eyeball was hanging out busted and leaking . It literally smelled like bad eggs . I still have the guy on the ground and thank God some kids called the cops . A sergeant I know drives up to us runs out . He takes his gun out and points it at the guy I ' m holding . Tells him to get on his belly arms on his back , cop asks me to get his handcuff from his belt . I cuff this guy , and seat him in the back of the cruiser . All this is done and I run to my office and take my jacket and gloves off . Full of blood . Yeah it was an interesting night