Machete Don ' t Txt <| sep |> Walk . Only the sith deal absolutes . <| sep |> she wanted it <| sep |> Get a fucking stop <| sep |> Love your predictions . Mine are half hopes , half predictions grounded in what we know and expect of characters thus far . Final four words will be coffee related Some of Lorelai ' s journey will involve coming to terms with not having anymore children Jess is going to be a bit of a guide for Rory when it comes to her work newspaper and book related Luke and Lorelai get married Emily will go on a trip to ' find herself ' Rory and Logan will be at the BB together Lorelai and Rory will argue over her staying in SH and potentially her relationship with Logan April goes to grad school I ' m thinking PhD There will be talks between Logan and Mitchum regarding his retirement , and Logan taking over the empire Rory will publish a book Finn has invested in a tango club Dean is married with children Paris and Doyle will reconcile # s