Oops , I dropped my MONSTER CONDOM . That I use for my MAGNUM DONG . <| sep |> We feel many people do not actually know the true size of their thighs , most bottoms on the market cater for up to 23 '' thighs on their larger sizes . The measurements are taken cold and lightly flexed . Bigger calves was essential , many athletes that we measured and ourselves averaged at calve sizes of 1619 inches , so we had to cater for this . The material we use ensures there is not too much excess when your calves are not that large . They are actually a fantastic replacement for suit trousers , too . <| sep |> Agreed . Did his wife know she was condemning them and their kids to a life of relative poverty by letting him chuck his beans up her muff ?