What ? His new accent is neither fake nor Northern . His old posh accent was his fake one . He used that because it was the way he thought he was supposed to talk on the TV . His accent is actually fairly neutral at the moment and his politically correct character is pretty much him being himself . Just watch him and Andy Wilman chatting in behind the scenes or interviews . He is exactly the same . <| sep |> Ah yes the ninjas . I guess you could cut them out and you wouldn ' t hinder the story . <| sep |> Its definitely gonna be my next book <| sep |> It ' s okay , you can always shut your family up by going all Columbine Massacre on them . Again . <| sep |> I know what it means to support family . I ' m from a culture where one has to do it if they are better off , financially than others . Because chances are , you are there overseas and educated because someone else not necessarily your parents sacrificed something for you and contributed towards it with the hope that you will help others too . Plus parents who are old and may NOT have a pension for various reasons . It ' s hard and harsh , but it reality .