Bender from Futurama ! You got a robot thing goin lol <| sep |> Few weeks ago I drunkenly hooked up with a close friend . Well last week I went out with my friend , his dad , and his brother to local wing joint . I should mention his family is quite close , and all live in same household , and apparently open to teasing . Unknown to me , there was two other couples hooking up in the household as well the night we did the deed . Anyway , his brother decides to rant his frustrations much to our embarrassment , as follows Man that night was the worst night of my life . Everyone was hooking up , and just sex everywhere . All I could hear was moans . I had my head under my pillow and everything . Luckily John came by and gave me headphones , I sung a few songs out loud until I fell asleep It felt like the longest story ever , he kept going on and on . Given the friend ' s dad was at the table , I never avoided eye contact as hard as I did then .