방귀 를 뀌 십시오 : Field Trips , pt . 1 
 My first field trip was to a " bubble show . " We walked inside a tiny auditorium on the bottom floor of Home Plus and took seats . Lights flashed and sugary Korean kid ' s music started playing . A Korean dude in suspenders and a fedora came bouncing onstage . He picked up a long tennis racket rigged up with 50 blower sticks and twirled it around . He dipped it in a tub of bubble solution , then waved it over one corner of the crowd , filling the air with tiny bubbles . The kids went dutifully apeshit . He went up and down the aisles repeating the move until he ' d hit every row . 
 From there the show took an artful turn . The lights dimmed . Suddenly we were listening to Treefingers . He filled bubbles with smoke , he combined bubbles and made cool shapes , he blew small bubbles inside of large bubbles . It was actually pretty impressive . 
 To close out the show he took people onstage and made giant bubbles around their whole bodies . Robinson and I were among this privileged few . 
 The next week they told us we were going to a " robot museum " but it ended up being just a really big collection of old robot action figures . A toy collector would have shit himself , but most of the kids seemed bored . I walked around imagining how Rick from Pawn Stars would appraise each item . " 500 , 000 ₩? Well … that ' s not going to happen . " 
 It was an unfocused place . For starters they had pretty loose standards for what qualified as a robot . Joan of Arc wore a suit of armor ? ROBOT . At one point we were ushered into a tiny theater and shown a short film about the Earth ' s rotation , which they apparently justified on the basis of one of the characters being a robot . All the toys were behind glass , with little cards explaining what they were in both English and Korean . There was a whole shelf of Chewbacca toys in one corner . My co - worker can read Korean and she told me that the writing on the card said Chewbacca . The English said " Star Wars Gorilla . " 
 There was a bunch of Superman stuff , too . 
 Last week we went to a science museum . That was pretty fun and educational , although it seemed like most of the interactive exhibits were a little bit broken . Also there was this : 
 Christ , the fox ' s looks like it ' s crawling after you .