My dad beating the crap out of my mom because dinner wasn ' t ready the instant he got home . <| sep |> Jar of Peanut butter and a spoon . 😍 <| sep |> Pretty sure at that point it ' s no longer called shoplifting ? Grand Theft or similar ? <| sep |> Cheat on it with lefty ? <| sep |> I just found out that I physically cannot eat more than my normal portion size without feeling Naseaus . Slightly miffed about this because I couldn ' t eat more than a small slice of turkey and wasn ' t able to get to the green jello , sweet potatoes , or Brussel sprout butternut squash dish , this is supposed to be my feast day on the hand , I ' m DEF ' sure I didn ' t make it past maintenance <| sep |> This is still the funniest internet prank I have ever seen .