Califronia . We really are a bunch of dumb fucks . <| sep |> Not if you are on hills like they have in San Fran . The moment your right foot lifts off the brake you begin to roll back , you could be fucking m veal Schumacher and you ' re still gonna roll back a bit . If someone is right in your ass you just bumped them by trying to do it the right way . If you don ' t want to ride and roads your clutch and potentially hit someone on an extremely steep grade , there is nothing wrong with the ebrake trick , in extreme situations . <| sep |> A few years ago my family got together at my house for thanksgiving . We ate , caught up with each other and played some games . As it got later all the men got more and more drunk . Soon we went over to my dad and my uncles and asked them if they wanted to play some poker hoping to make some easy money cause they were drunk and when I say drunk I mean these guys could barely stand up . Little did my cousins and I know that they were all somehow better at poker when they were hammered . So long story short the all the dads racked up a couple hundred bucks by the end of the night . I ' m never playing poker with them again but at least I have a funny thanksgiving memory .