He ' s literally on 8 , settle down <| sep |> Women have little to no need to maintain their mustachegoateebeardfacial hair . Don ' t get me wrong , I ' d love to sport a hipster beard too at least once just to experience it . But guys like me aren ' t lucky in the gene department and have to contend with Partial mustache on the upper left and right side of the mouth , and barely any above the upper lip . You know , the Chinese kung fu mustache . A goatee comparable to an oasis in my chin . A small patch not worth keeping . So I have to shave everyday . Not a big deal to be honest . But every day , 510 mins of your time , adds up to a total of a day or two of your life just shaving . Of course this is nothing compared to what girls go through though .