Would have looked shit even without the spelling of anal . What a pair of cunts . I don ' t know them but I hate them both . <| sep |> excuse me , the Proposal is a great movie <| sep |> Cheers , i ' ll update my girl so she knows it ' s out . <| sep |> Disclaimer This is totally serious even though it sounds not serious and will get buried . My family and I were camping in gold bluff beach in California . After dinner and s ' mores my brother and I were sharing a tent . We were younger , around 11 and 12 , and he went out to take a piss . Just outside the front of the tent . Then I heard a loud fart . Ridiculously wet sounding fart . I started laughing my ass off and so did he my brother . We started blaming each other for the dank dookie bubble butt , but we quickly came to the conclusion that it was neither of us . Our parents were sleeping in a camper mounted on the ' 69 f 100 long bed , and we knew it couldn ' t possibly be them . So my bro , Jesse , quickly fell inside the tent and I Zipped it up and Jess grabbed the flashlight . After a long 2 minutes of us whisper screaming we got the balls to go out and see what the hell was out there . There it was . at least a 500 lb black bear staring at us 10 feet away from the tent scavenging for food . My brother and I were scared shitless but he immediately started screaming and running after the bear like some savage Viking beast . That fucking bear bounced so fast that you would ' ve missed it in the blink of an eye . My younger autistic brother was my hero that day . My parents obviously came out to check on us . It was a weird conversation , but it was their fault for leaving food out in the campsite .