Gooood over from Amir . <| sep |> If I ' m at a house that has the TV on it ' s got a weird effect on me man . It ' s like I just want to watch it and the shit that ' s on isn ' t even very good . At all . Yet it ' s filmed in a bizarre way with overly dramatic music that makes it seem like a monster is gonna jump out at any minute and I can ' t take my eyes off it . It ' ll be a reality show showing the drama between a bunch of convenience store workers and she drops a jar of pickles and she look really scared and the music is like DUNNNNNNNN and the narrator goes Bambi dropped a jar of pickles in the middle of the isle , what will Mark her boss think ! and I ' m pretty sure he ' s gonna murder her from the sound of the music . Then a commercial and I ' m actually enthralled and wondering what the manager at the fucking convenience store is going to say at a worker for dropping a jar of pickles . It ' s crazy man TV is like crack ! And the commercials are amazing ! I haven ' t been around TV much at all lately and I totally forgot how fucking insane commercials are . And they don ' t even mean anything ! It ' s like 30 seconds of a total assault on your senses that doesn ' t actually talk about how their product is better it ' s just some lumberjacks running through the woods with ladies in bikinis on their backs and and you realize you have no fucking clue what the commercial was about but you suddenly feel like you need a new computer . So I ' m pretty glad I got away from cable TV .