The two stupidest words that can come out a human being ' s mouth is Turkey Day . Today is fucking Thanksgiving , THANKSGIVING . I am walking around my parents house right now trying to drink myself to death while watching Plains , Trains , and Automobiles . And everyone is talking about TURKEY DAY . You can have Turkey any day of the year if you want , any day in which you eat Turkey for a meal could be thought of as a Turkey Day . BUT THIS IS THANKSGIVING YOU SOBER MOTHERFUCKERS ! An AMERICAN FUCKING HOLIDAY WHERE WE GIVE THANKS FOR OUR FUCKING FAMILIES THEN GO AND BUY SHIT THE NEXT DAY ! Turkey day sounds like someone that a kindergartener would say . You are grown ass people . Call it Thanksgiving . <| sep |> so south park called it again ?