Wtf is wrong with you ? <| sep |> You are sick . <| sep |> First year Burners are labeled virgins . <| sep |> Sometimes people just don ' t like boardgames . May be better to give up and find other groups , especially if you ' ve tried a lot of the easy to learn gateway games and they didn ' t stick . <| sep |> Can you read the fucking comment again jesus , I clearly edited it you moron <| sep |> Humans , probably ? Past that , I did kind of slack off on elves . They ' re just offshoot humans with mutated ears and statistically slightly longer lifespans . Part of it might be that elves live healthier lifestyles on average , though . Elves tend not to smoke so much . There ' s also the stuff where they have secret peaches that seemingly grant immortality , but that ' s a whole other thing .