To be more confident with girls , I guess . I only realized way too late how the girl I was crushing on probably liked me as well . I always considered myself out of her league , but looking back , there were so many obvious hints . <| sep |> I supervise the drivers for a public transit agency , so all the complaints come to me . The sheer joy of telling people that they are in the wrong is amazing . When I tell the drivers not to make unscheduled stops , and to send the complaints to me , I get far too much joy out of telling assholes that the driver did exactly what his boss told him to do . I had one person complain that their driver wasn ' t friendly enough , and that he operated the handicap assist lift too fast . First of all , the lift only has one speed . Second , knowing this driver , it would be extremely out of character for him to be rude . When pressed , she admitted he was polite , but he didn ' t chit chat with them , which was apparently ' unacceptable for someone in this job . ' I told her he was following policy , he did nothing wrong , and under no circumstances was I giving her free transportation as compensation . It was a great day .