Off the top of my head , Hermione was practicing magic before she went to school . The whole evil house thing was also a plot divebomb . <| sep |> Says the guy who lives outside reality <| sep |> Dude . There ' s been this girl in the gym for the past few weeks . blonde , thick af with the face of an angel . I straight up use the reflection in the windows to watch her big broad back contracting . The other day she was stretching and literally fucking doing the splits . We kept glancing at each other , then eventually went to the locker room at around the same time . We ' re both awkwardly getting dressed with all our stuff on the same bench , and she starts laughing and goes , I ' ve wanted to introduce myself to you for a while . then asks , I shit you not , if I ' ll help with her deadlift form . She then spent 5 mins making it very , very clear that she was into men exclusively , but oh well at least I get to help her with her form right ? There ' s loads more holidays coming up ! Just stand awkwardly near your gym girl in the locker room until she talks to you . That seems to work .