Yeah I ' ve come to realize that one ' s not OC . But to be fair , I did only ask for A lady nipple , not anyone ' s in particular <| sep |> I ' m pretty sure any one of my cats would have done a better job . 😒 <| sep |> I just got the final tally and there is going to be 26 people at my house tomorrow . That ' s like 10 more than I planned for . <| sep |> Male 1 . Gon Freecs 2 . Joseph Joestar 3 . Artorias 4 . Roy Mustang 5 . KageyamaFemale 1 . Akemi Homura 2 . Shinobu Oshino 3 . Mugi 4 . Tracer 5 . Riza HawkeyeR 1 So on the male side , we ' ve got Gon , whose nen punch could do serious damage to all of them , as they can ' t use nen , but it ' s too slow to hit any of them but Riza and Mugi . I ' m going to assume Joseph ' s usual luck isn ' t here , but his tactics would help , and hamon could do a lot , especially to Shinobu . Artorias will be in his state you fight him , so no shield , and a broken arm . Strength wise he is easily the strongest , though Gon is probably faster . Roy ' s flames are effective against all of them , though Tracer and Shinobu can heal back up . Kageyama can . hold a volleyball like killua did ? Pretty useless . For the women , Homura ' s # spoil time control could destroy all of them . None of them are strong enough to survive a bullet to the head . Shinobu ' s effectiveness depends on the time and location of the fight . Mugi is useless . Riza might be able to do something , however she ' s just a normal soldier and all of them can surely work around a single gun . Tracer could easily get in , do a lot of damage , and get out . I would give it 910 to the girls team . R 21 . Gon vs Homura . Madoka spoilers # spoil Homura freezes time , shoots gon in the head , fight over . Homura 10102 . Joseph Joestar vs Shinobu Oshino . Hamon is basically sunlight , which is , well , bad for vampires . Shinobu is fast and powerful , but I don ' t think she ' s as dangerous as the pillar men . Probably a 610 for Jojo , but it ' s hard to tell because Joseph ' s strength depends on the situation . 3 . Artorias vs Mugi . Mugi s t o m p s i s w h a t h appenswhenyoudontknowyour 590 ad 1 d 328 a 7 c 3 c 435 b 54 f 63 f 9 e 798 e 0 . jpg 4 . Mustang vs Tracer . Tracer is very fast , hard to hit , and she can heal up and get back to safety . On the other hand , explosions don ' t need good aim . Tracer is fragile and would probably get 1 HKO ' d by an explosion . 610 mustang , Tracer might be able to get in and kill him fast . 010 Mustang if it ' s raining . 5 . Kageyama vs Hawkeye . Hawkeye 1010 . Kageyama is just a normal high schooler , Riza is a great soldier with excellent aim . R 31 . Gon vs Tracer . I would say Tracer 610 , Gon would probably only win with prep . 2 . Joseph vs Shinobu . See above . Seems like a fair matchup to me . 3 . Mustang vs Hawkeye . Same universe , Hawkeye knows Mustang better than anyone , and could probably find a way to beat him . Mustang 710 . 4 . Artorias vs Homura . Honestly don ' t know who would win , I don ' t know how durably Artorias is . 5 . Mugi vs Kageyama . I actually want to give this to mugi . Kageyama is in shape from volleyball , but Mugi has been seen carrying around a 43 lb keyboard around effortlessly . She probably does some killer workouts to stay in shape after all that cake . Mugi 710 . R 4 Male team would win here I think . Bloodlusted Gon is way above the power level of anybody on the female team . Mustang is also terrifying .