I feel like subjecting these guys to Inigo Montoya on a loop for thirty hours is an appropriate treatment method at this point . <| sep |> Who the fuck needs a centerpiece , You know what it should be MORE FOOD . <| sep |> Its called not following sub rules but echo chambers are just that . <| sep |> I ' ve had both , but I ' ve got to go with dogs . When I was 13 my mother died . On that day , when my dad and I returned from the hospital , I remember just sitting down crying my eyes out . My border collie had never seen me like that before , and probably didn ' t understand what was going on . My entire world was just falling apart and I wasn ' t holdning back with the tears . Then suddenly , he brings one of his toys to me . When he wants to play , he either wants me to chase him , or he puts the toy on the ground so I can throw it . But that day , he just put it in my lap and went on his way . That he came back with another toy and did the same . I ended up covered in dog toys , and then he just lied down on top of my feet . Some people say not to grant animals human emotions , but I don ' t know how not to . He fetced all of the things that brought him joy and gave them to me , hoping it would comfort me in some way . He ' s 10 now and has a weak heart , and I know it wont be very long until I ' m sitting there crying again . And then he wont be there to cheer me up because he ' ll be the reason I ' m crying .