My fianc and I just talked on Facebook and then met . Just branch out . Meet people . Don ' t just use hook up apps . <| sep |> Back in the 7 th grade , we went to Wild Mountain for the last day of school . Wild Mountain was a waterpark with only six attractions . It took two and a half hours to get to Wild Mountain and I said to my friend Hey , if it ' s a good place , it ' d be worth the wait , eh , Luigi ? And yes , that WAS his real name . When we finally got there , everything looked small and sad . The ground was not entirely disgusting , but the staff at Wild Mountain could have done a lot of a better job at cleaning the place . We got off the bus and everyone changed into their swimsuits . When I left the changing area , there was this one girl who wouldn ' t stop staring at my chest . I got creeped out and ran off , but she followed me to the water slide I was running to . She never stopped stalking me that day . When I swam in the pool , I had some difficulty staying afloat , but I managed to not drown . Somehow . When I made my way to the Lazy River , the water was so filthy that Luigi almost threw up . Oh yeah , he was with me , too . The fourth attraction had a very tall slide called The Black Hole because when you were in it , all you could see was pitch black . Luigi said that he once tried that thing , but the water got stuck in his throat and almost killed him . One kid passed out when she was done with The Black Hole and Luigi had to give her CPR . When we went back to school , Luigi said Welp , that sucked . I nodded my head in agreement .