I beat him over the head with the laptop during the first few minutes , just to knock him out . After that , I rifle through his pockets for cash , credit cards , and anything of value . For a few minutes , I debate teabagging him on camera . After that , I teabag him on camera . Hmm , I really only need about 15 minutes , not one whole hour . Thus , after the teabag photo shoot , I get one last cheap shot in with the laptop , urinate on his face and in his mouth , use the laptop to upload the events of the meeting to a variety of social media forums , and then I use the last 45 minutes to flee the scene . <| sep |> I ' ll never be turned on . by anyonewho types like thisheheheEurgh . <| sep |> For some reason I thought it was a full sized slot . MicroSD ? Great , we can get some expensive 128 GB cards . woopee ! Lol . Nintendo would be well served to cram in 128 GB and enable the biggest microSD ' s possible . Margins on Digital are so much better they only need a few digital sales to pay for it , and then it becomes gravy . BUUUUUT thy won ' t . Unfortunately . Nintendo is cheap and their long time reputation for poor digital policies means that their digital uptake isn ' t as assured as it was on Vita . Vita committed suicide . It immediately attracted digital buyers , especially those with PS , but then had no internal storage and had crazy expensive internal . Should have been packaged with 64 GB and just eaten the cost .