Joke shop . A store that sells jokes . Hopkins . <| sep |> I ' ll answer each quick . You need guns to keep people from killing you . Police can ruin your life for no reason . Beef is the greatest meat ever . As many as we want . That ' s uncommon . They protect us and do our government ' s bidding . Waiters make ~$ 4 hr . You tip them because you are paying their wages instead of their employers . No one makes you go to college . <| sep |> Face it , they can ' t even get higher ratings that 4 other games in their home market . In their first year back after a 20 year hiatus . LA is very meh on the Rams . ' If you moved Wolverhampton United to LA they would probably get more people at the games . Doesn ' t make it a successful move . <| sep |> Washington starts on their own 25 after the touchback . Kelley with a hard fought 4 yards on 1 st down . On 2 nd and 6 , Kelley gets about 3 yards . 3 rd and short . Kirk finds Garcon for a big gain to the Dallas 40 . 1 st and 10 . Kelley is tackled in the backfield after catching the screen pass . Refs are going by 2 hand touch rules for a bit , but fix their mistake . 2 nd and 12 . Cousins somehow throws it up and gets a 4 yard pass completion . 3 rd and 8 . Pass broken up by Wilcox on 3 rd down ! Hopkins misses the 55 yard field goal ! I ' m sure people are complaining about sun , because the Cowboys don ' t play in it ever . Cowboys 10 Redskins 3351 2 nd Quarter