Once upon a time , ina magical kingdom known as Andalasia , there lived an evil queen . Selfish and cruel , she lived in fear that one dayher stepson would marry , and she wouldlose her throne forever . And so , she did all in her powerto prevent the prince from ever meetingthe one special maiden with whomhe would share true love ' s kiss . Giselle , Giselle , how about this for your statue ? - Oh , this will be perfect . Thank you . - You ' re welcome . Come on ! OK , you mookses , move it ! We have got a face to put together herewhile it ' s still ingrainedin her subcranium . Oh , Pip , it wassuch a lovely dream . We were holding handsand dancing , and . ..- Oh ! - And these for the eyes . Blue ? Oh , how did you know ? And they sparkle just like his . Mm ! OK . There we go . - Yes ! That ' s it ! - OK . Yeah , yeah . - Floor ' s yours , honey . - Presenting my one true love . My prince . My dream come true . Oh , my goodness ! - Whoa , whoa . What ? What ' s the problem ? - I didn ' t give him any lips . - Ooh ! - Does he have to have lips ? Of course . When you meet the someonewho is meant for you # Before two can become oneThere ' s something you must do - Do you pull each other ' s tails ? - Do you feed each other seeds ? No . # There is something sweeter # Everybody needs # I ' ve been dreamingof a true love ' s kiss # And a princeI ' m hoping comes with this # That ' s what brings # Ever - afterings so happy # And that ' s the reasonwe need lips so much # For lips are theonly things that touch # So to spend # A life of endless bliss # Just find who you love # Through true love ' s kiss # If we ' re going to finda perfect pair of lips , we ' re going to needa lot more help . # She ' s been dreamingof a true love ' s kiss # And a prince she ' s hopingcomes with this # That ' s what bringsever - afterings - # So happy - # So happy # That ' s the reasonwe need lips so much # For lips are theonly things that touchHumph ! # So to spend a life # Of endless bliss # Just find who you love # Through true love ' s kiss # Look out below ! Look out below ! Amazing , sire . Your tenth troll this month . Oh , I love hunting trolls . Big trolls , little trolls . Trolls , trolls , trolls . ..- Sorry . - Oh , that ' s OK . Ah , trolls are fineto pass the time , Nathaniel , but . .. but my heart longsto be joined in song . # I ' ve been dreamingof a true love ' s kiss - # And a . ..- #... prince I ' m hoping - # Comes with this - Do you hear that , Nathaniel ? Me ? No . No , I hear nothing . Nothing . - Oh ! - I must find the maiden - that belongs to that sweet voice . - Oh , no ! Come back , sire . - No , you ' re hallucinating ! - Ride , Destiny ! Oh ! Oh , pooh . Oh , no . No . This isn ' t good . All these years of troll chasing , tryingto keep him from ever meeting a girl . Oh , the queen . No , she ' s not going to like this . # True love ' s kiss ## True love ' s kiss ## True love ' s kiss # Oh , you shall not prevail , foul troll . That maiden is mine ! Honey , do you really thinkyour dream boy exists ? Oh , Pip . I know he ' sout there somewhere . Eye ! Eye ! Eye - Eye . - I . .. I what ? - I eat you now . Everybody , scatter ! Gotcha . Huh ? Hey ! That ' s cheating ! I supposed to eat you . Oh , no you don ' t , you big lug . Oh ? Oh ! Ah ! Wow , I got to lay off the nuts . Girl yummy . Fear not , fair maiden . I am here . - Whoa ! - Gotcha ! Whoa ! Uh - oh . Whoo ! Oh ! Pip ! Just hang on , honey . I ' m going to . .. Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Oh , my gosh . - It ' s you . - Yes , it ' s me . - And you are ? - Giselle . Oh ! Giselle ! We shall bemarried in the morning . # You ' re the fairest maidI ' ve ever met - # You were made . ..- # To finish your duet # And in yearsto come we ' ll reminisce # How we came to love # And grew and grew love # Since first we knew love # Through true love ' s kiss # Oh , so this is the little forest ratwho thinks shecan steal my throne . Never ! Oh ! Excuse me . I am so sorry . - Oh ! Am I late ? - No , miss . - I do hope I ' m not late . - Just in time . - Oh , thank goodness . - Hey , honey , wait up ! - We ain ' t done with you yet . - No ! Ah ! Oy ! - Oh ! Thank you . - You ' re welcome , Giselle . You ' re getting married ! Oh , and what do we look like , garbage ? - Close the door on me ! - If you ' ll allow me . .. To think that in a few momentsthat Edward and I . ..- Yes , yes . - That he and me . .. That we . .. Oh , my . Oh , what a lovely bride . That ' s very kind of you , - but I really . ..- No , no ! - Granny has a wedding gift for you . - Thank you . But I really should be going . You see , I ' m going . ..- ' Tis a wishing well , dear . - Oh ! But all my wishesare about to come true . If I ever see that fat mook ' sface again , I ' m gonna . .. I really do have to go . But a wish on your wedding day . That ' s the most magical of all . Just close your eyes , my darling , and make your wish . That ' s right . That ' s right . Lean in close . - Are you wishing for something ? - Yes , I am . And they both lived happilyever aft . .. Help ! Edward ! Prince Edward , we need help ! Speciosus , formosus , praeclarus ! Where , my most adored queen , where did you send her ? To a place where thereare no " happily ever afters . " Oh ! Oh . Oh ! What is this ? Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! - Get out of the street ! - Oh ! - Oh ! - Whoa ! Lady ! Are you crazy ? Now youhave to pay for all of this . I ' m sorry . Excuse me . I was wondering if one of youkind people mightdirect me to the castle ? Oh ! Hey , watch it , will you ? - Grumpy ! - Jeez , lady . Are you for real ? I think so . Oh , wait ! Wait ! Where are you going ? Please , if youcould just point me to the castle ? Where are you going ? Please , if youcould just point me to the castle ? I ' m supposed to be at the ballto wed my true love , Prince Ed . .. Oh ! Edward ! Edward ? Oh ! Edward ! Edward ? Oh , no . Oh ! Hello , old man ! Oh ! Hello . May I sit with you ? Oh ! I ' m very tired , and I ' m scared . I ' ve never been this far awayfrom home before , and I ' m not sure at all where I am . If somebody could show mejust a bit of kindness , a friendly " hello " or even a smile , I ' m sure that wouldlift my spirits so much . Oh . You have a lovely smile . Oh ! Where are you going ? That ' s mine ! Bring that back here ! You ! Come back here ! I need that ! Oh ! Please ? You . ..... are not a very nice old man ! No way you ' re getting him , Ethan . - You want him because I want him . - I ' m not letting you have him ! - Forget it . Hank is coming with me . - Wait a minute , guys . - I ' m getting confused . Who is Hank ? - Hank Aaron . Milwaukee Braves ? His 1954 rookie card . A baseball card ? That ' s what this gets down tois a baseball card ? You never loved Hank like me . - You never loved me like Hank ! - How did I make you so angry ? - Robert ? - Yes ? - It ' s time . - Ask what you didn ' t do . - It ' s a longer list ! - What would you do if you . ..? I have to pick up my daughter . Can we do this around 9 : 00 ? - 9 : 00 sounds good . - Great . I ' ll see you then . Phoebe , I ' ll see you in the morning , OK ? You ' re just afraidI don ' t need you ! - I need a vacation ! - Thank you . After a whole day of that , you still want to get engaged ? Those people got marriedon a crazy romantic whim . It ' s not like that with Nancy and I . Right . None of that crazy romanticstuff for you , huh ? Oh , come on . I mean , we ' re rational . We understand each other ' sstrengths and weaknesses . Sounds like building a bridge . Have you told your daughter ? No , I haven ' t . Not yet . I ' m going to tonight . I got a present to ease her into it . With news like this , I hope yougot her a Shetland pony . No . Something much better than that . - A book ? - Oh , come on . Don ' t give me that look . I know it ' s not that fairy tale bookyou wanted , but this is better . Look at this . See ? Rosa Parks . Madame Curie . She was a remarkable woman whodedicated her life to research . ..... until she died from . ..... radiation poisoning . - She . .. died ? I wonder who that is . Yeah , hi . Tomorrow morningwould be great . 7 : 30 ? - With her now ? - Yes , let me call you later . All right . Bye - bye . It was Nancy . - Mm - hmm ? - Mm - hmm . She ' s a lot likethe women in your book . Sweetie . ..... I ' m going to ask herto marry me . - What ? - Yeah , you like her , don ' t you ? We all get along . - Where ' s she going to live ? - She ' s going to live with us . Do I have to give up my bedroom ? No , you don ' t haveto give up your bedroom . No . Come on , it ' s going to be great . I promise . It ' s not like she ' s gonnatry and be your mother . - Stepmother . - She ' s gonna be a nice stepmother . She ' s gonna take youto school tomorrow , just you and her , for some grown - up girl - bonding time . I ' m only six . You won ' t always be . Hello ! It ' s me , Giselle , from Andalasia . Hello ! Hello ! Is there anybody home ? Hello , please open the door . It ' s very cold out here . Daddy , why is there a princesson the castle billboard ? It ' s an advertisement . It ' s a mannequin . - She ' s really there ! - No , she ' s not . What are you doing ? Get back in here ! Stop ! - Morgan ! Stop ! - Hey ! - Princess ! - Morgan ! - Don ' t you ever do that again ! - Look ! Look ! Is anybody there ? Do you know Edward ? - Stay here . - Oh , please be home ! - Hey , lady ! - Oh , hello . I was wondering if maybe you . .. Whoa ! Hang on ! - Oh ! - Don ' t let go ! Wait ! - Just hang on ! - Oh , no ! Catch her , Daddy ! - Oh ! - Ow ! - You OK ? - I ' m fine . - Are you OK ? - I ' m fine . - What were you doing up there ? - I was looking for some help . You see , I ' ve been wanderingvery far and long tonight , and I ' m afraid nobody ' sbeen nice to me . Yeah , well , welcome to New York . Thank you . Right . OK , you sure you ' re all right ? - Oh , yes . - You need me to call somebody for you ? Well , I don ' t thinkthey ' d hear you from here . What ? Morgan , show her the way , please . And thenthe old hag told me to . .. Oh ! . .. look into the welland wish for my heart ' s desire . But I must have looked very farbecause I fell , down , down , down . And then I climbed outof this big , round holeand I got very lost , until I fell off of the castle . - And now here I am with you ! - Is this a big habit of yours ? Falling off stuff ? Well , usually someone catches me . But , not to worry , I ' m certain thatEdward is already searching for me . No doubt by morning he ' ll comeand rescue me from this strange land . Take me home , and the two of uscan share in true love ' s kiss . True love ' s kiss ? It ' s the most powerful thingin the world . Right . Now if I could only find a placeto rest my head for the night . - What kind of place ? - Oh , I don ' t know . Maybe a nearby meadowor a hollow tree . A hollow tree ? Or a house full of dwarves . I hear they ' re very hospitable . All I can do is let you in for a minute . Dry off , use the phone if you want to . We have our own bedtimeto stick to . Let ' s go . That ' s very kind of you . - What is it with this dress of yours ? - Oh . Do you like it ? - No , it ' s just . ..- I gathered the silkfrom my silkworms and I spun itinto thread on my spinning wheel . - You made it all by yourself ? - Well , the mice and rabbitsdid help with the sewing . - They ' re good ! - Oh ! Whoa ! Why don ' t we see aboutgetting you a car . - Couldn ' t she sleep here , Daddy ? - No . That ' s a big no . - Are you really a princess ? - Not yet . But . ..... I will be soon . Wow , Dad . She ' s really sleepy . Oh , no . That ' s not acceptable . No . You ' re not really gonnamake her go , are you , Daddy ? I want you to go to bed . But I think she might bea real princess . Morgan , just because she has on a funnydress , doesn ' t mean she ' s a princess . She is a seriously confused womanwho ' s fallen into our laps . - So we ' re not going to let her stay ? - No . Put on your nightgownand go to sleep . Good night , OK ? Hi . I need a carat 116 th and Riverside , please . - Hold , please . - Thank you . Hello , sir . Destination , please . Sir ? - Morgan . - What ? I want you to sleepin my room tonight . - Why ? - Just come on . All right . Fear not , Giselle ! I will rescue you ! Yeah , but who ' sgonna rescue me ? - All right , let ' s close it up . - Whoa ! - Hey , buddy ! You ain ' t . ..- Silence ! Guys , I got it . - Your name , peasant ! Quickly ! - Arty . Are you in league withthe wicked old hag who sentmy poor Giselleto this foul place , Arty ? Is this man partyto this evil plot , chipmunk ? - Uh - oh . - Aw , poor chipmunk . Speechless in my presence . What say you , sir ? Don ' t try my patience . - What are you talking about ? - I seek a beautiful girl . My other half , my one coquette , the answerto my love ' s duet . I ' d like tofind one of them too . Then keep a wary eye out , Arty . - Come along , Pip . - Are you OK ? Hey ! Hey ! Get off the car , you nut ! Did you see that chipmunk ? Oh , my . This just won ' t do . Whoa ! Oh , my goodness . Are you all right ? Oh . Hello . Oh . .. Well , it ' s always niceto make new friends . All right , everyone , let ' s tidy things up . # Come , my little friends as we all singa happy little working song # Merry little voicesClear and strong # Come and roll yoursleeves up so to speak # And pitch in cleaningcrud up in the kitchen # As we sing along # Trill a cheery tune in the tubas you scrub a stubborn mildew stain # Pluck a hairballfrom the shower drain # To that gay refrainof a happy working song # We ' ll keep singingwithout fail # Otherwise we ' d spoil it # Hosing down the garbage pailand scrubbing up the toilet # How we all enjoy letting loose witha little " la da dum dum dum "# While we ' re emptying the vacu - um # It ' s such fun - # To hum a happy working song - # Ooh # A happy working song # Oh , how strangea place to be # Till Edward comes for me # My heart is sighing # Still , as long as I am here # I guess a new experience # Could be worth trying # Hey , keep drying # You can do a lotwhen you ' ve got such # A happy working tune to hum # While you ' re sponging upthe soapy scum # We adore each filthy chorethat we determine # So , friends even thoughyou ' re vermin # We ' re a happy working throng # Singing as we fetchthe detergent box # For the smelly shirtsand the stinky socks # Sing along # If you cannot singThen hum along # As we ' re finishingour happy working song # Ah . Wasn ' t this fun ? - Wake up , wake up ! - What ? - Wake up ! - What is it ? - Come , you have to come see ! - What is it ? I can ' t tell you . You have to come see ! What ' s wrong ? Are you OK ? - Yes . What is it , Morgan ? - Look ! Oh , my gosh . Get out ! Out ! - What do I do with them ? - Get them outside . - Get rid of them . - Put them back ? Put them outside ! Don ' t put them back . Open the door ! Good ! Watch out ! - Stay there . - But , Dad . Shh . Stay there . - Hello . - Come in ! - Yeah , can I . ..- Oh . Good morning , Robert . Oh ! That ' s too thoughtful of you . Thank you ! Oh , I hopeyou had nice dreams . - I think I ' m still in one . - This is a magical room . Where does the water come from ? Uh , well , the water comesfrom the pipes . - And where do the pipes get it ? - Uh , I don ' t know . From . ..... wherever the pipes get it . - Oh . It is magical . - Hey , girlfriend . - Hi , Nancy . What do you say , you ready to kick it ? Kick what ? Why do you still have your PJ ' s on ? It ' s been pretty busy around here . Wow . It ' s really neat in here . - Did you guys get a maid ? - No . Not exactly . Don ' t worry . My friends will do that . Oh ! - Nancy ? - Oh , hello ! - Who is this ? - This is nothing . - I ' m Giselle ! - This is nobody . I was on my way to the castleto get married . ..- She ' s married ? - No , she ' s not . - Not yet ! - What does that mean , " yet "?- She was lost . I was trying to help . - With finding the shower ? The shower . The shower is wonderful , Nancy . - I ' m sure it is . - That ' s enough . Thank you . - Calm down . Please , let ' s talk . - Talk about what , Robert ? How I never stay the night ? Because we both agreed , Morgan ' s here , and you haveto maintain boundariesand I thought , " I ' m so lucky . He ' s sensitive ! " I didn ' t realize you wereworried about crowd control . - We ' ll talk . - Don ' t bet on it . What about taking Morgan ? Some grown - up girl - bonding time . What , so you can have somegrown - up girl - bonding time ? - I don ' t think so . - But . .. just . .. Goodbye ! Oh , she is lovely . Get dressed , please . For school . Just . .. Please . - Nancy ! - Thirty - eight and Seventh . Nancy , wait ! - Hello ? - You got to go . I don ' t know what your deal is , if you ' re waiting for Prince Charming . ..- Prince Edward ! - Whatever . I ' ll get you to a bus , a train , a plane , wherever , and then that ' s it ! I can ' t get involved after that . What is this ? - Where did you get that ? - I made it . Do you like it ? You ' re unhappy . You made a dress out of my curtains ? Oh , you are unhappy . I am so sorry . - I ' m not unhappy , I ' m angry . - Angry ? It ' s an unpleasant emotion . Ever heard of it ? - I have heard of it , but I . ..- You have created a completelyunnecessary problem with Nancythat I now have to resolve . See , the fact is , I was just getting readyto take a very serious step forward . - A proposal , actually . - Oh ! Well , now she ' s got itin her mind that you and I . ..- Kissed ? - Yeah , something like that . Oh , no . - You should sing to her ! - Sing to her ? And maybe that would reassureher of your affections ! You need to rush to her sideand hold her in your armsand then pour your heart outin a beautiful ballad . And then she ' ll know for sure . - Why are you staring at me ? - I don ' t know . It ' s like you escaped froma Hallmark card or something . Is that a bad thing ? School ! We ' re late ! We ' ve got to run ! Oh ! Oh , wouldn ' t she just love to comecrawling back here and steal my crown ! Cast me aside likeso much royal rubbish ! What ? Perhaps Prince Edward won ' t find her . - Perhaps he will ! - Oh ! Oh , dear . Oh . .. Oh ! I do wish there was someonewho cared enough for meto go after him . Oh , a man like that , strong and brave , I ' d do anything for him . Never fear , my queen . I will stop him ! - What now ? - Another one ? Whoa ! Get him out of there . Let ' s go . Get in there . Where are these people coming from ? - Come on ! - Upsy - daisy . Get him up . - Hey , pal . - Yow ! Let me guess . You ' re , uh , looking for a beautiful girl too . No . I ' m looking for a prince , actually . Right . You ' ve met your match , you foul bellowing beast ! - Everybody , stay on the bus . - Giselle ? My love ? Drat ! The steel beast is dead , peasants . I set you all free . - Move that bus ! - Come on , already ! - Get that bus out of there ! - Are you crazy ? Nobody stabs my bus ! I ' ll tear you apart ! Do you hear me ? - You get down here ! - If you ' ll allow me . ..- Nathaniel , old friend ! - Sire , may I suggest that you . .. You ? A friend of his ? Crazy tight - wearing . .. Come here and mess up my route ? I ' ll tear you both apart ! Don ' t you roll your eyes at me ! A rat ! Get it away from me ! Well , strictly speaking , he ' s a chipmunk . Sire , may I suggest we seek elsewherefor your bride ? - What are you looking at ? - She ' s beautiful . It ' s just a statue ! Come quickly . Quickly . Sam ? Sam , please don ' t tell meMrs . Banks is already here . - Mrs . Banks is here . - Great . With Mr . Banks and his lawyer . - Perfect , how long ? - Do you want to know ? No , I don ' t . I need you tohandle something for me , OK ? - See this girl ? - Who is she ? No idea . I ' m pretty sureshe ' s from out of town . - What do I do ? - Find out where she ' s from , and get her there . And make sure it ' s cheap . If Nancy calls me , I need to talk to her . Giselle ? Don ' t drink that , OK ? I have a meeting . Sam is gonna get you home . Sam ? This is Giselle . Giselle , this is Sam . - Yes ? Hi . - Stay out of trouble . Oh . .. Oh . - It ' s nice to meet you . - It ' s nice to meet you too . Your Majesty . - Nathaniel ! - Your Majesty ? Nathaniel , here ! Nathaniel ! Finally . Finally . I ' m boiling in here . - Have you found her yet ? - I ' m afraid I haven ' t , My Lady . Time is of the essence . We can ' t risk my stepsonbringing the girl back . He shan ' t , Your Majesty ! I swear it ! No , he shan ' t . I intend to makeabsolutely certain of that . But , Your Majesty , how exactly did you . ..?... ever end up tasting so . .. Mmm . .. delicious ? Poisoned apples , My Lady . - You want me to . ..?- Don ' t you see , my darling ? If there ' s ever going to bea happily ever after for us . ..- Hmm ? - Happily . ..... ever after ? Oh , My Lady . Mmm , yes . It won ' t be difficult . It ' s just one bite . That ' s all it takes . One small bite to drag her downinto a deep and troubled sleep . And when the handsof the clock strike 12 , that precious little pretenderto my thronewill be gone ! It shall be done , My Lady . - I swear it . - Yes . You ' ll find the girlat Columbus Circle . .. Your Majesty ? Hello . You little . .. Whoa ! Hey ! - Pip ! - Sire ! Sire , please . I beg of you . Don ' t listen to thatinsane little vermin . He ' s probably eaten some bad nuts . We should put him downfor his own good . Nathaniel , please . Let him speak . But , sire ! No . He ' s delirious . He came to tell all sorts of . .. Go ahead , Pip . What is it you want to say ? You watch me . OK ? Nathaniel ? Uh - huh . Nathaniel . ..- Nathaniel ' s glad to have me near . - No , no , no . Hmm . .. Oh ! Oh , oh , oh ! I know this . - Uh . ..- Apple ? No , thank you . It ' s good . Oh , OK . Ta - da ! You feel you ' d die without me here . Yes . Here we go . Good . Well , I have to say , I really think that went well . There ' s no reason notto be reasonable . Great . We might be in theneighborhood of a settlement . Excuse me . I ' m gonnacheck on your cars for a second . - Sorry . - What ? What ? She has no driver ' s license . No passport . Can ' t find this place she comes from . - What place ? - Andalusia . - Andalasia . - Whatever . I ' ve called every travel agent . I don ' t know if it ' sa country or a city . - It can ' t be a state . - More like a state of mind . She told me it ' s justbeyond the Meadows of Joyand the Valley of Contentment . What is that all about ? Oh , my goodness . Your hair is lovely . - You ' re beautiful . - Well , thank you . The man who holds your heartis a lucky fellow indeed . - You try telling him that . - I ' m certain he already knows . - Excuse me ? - Are you him ? You are very lucky . Just lookat the way her eyes sparkle . - It ' s no wonder you ' re in love . - I got it ! Excuse me . I ' m sorry . Giselle ? Please ? It ' s not like that , all right ? They ' re not together anymore . - I don ' t understand . - They ' re getting a divorce . - Separating from each other . - Separating ? - Yeah . - For how long ? - Forever . - Forever and ever ? Shh . Yes . - Oh , no . - What are you doing ? - Don ' t cry . - Are you crying ? - She ' s not . - I ' m sorry . I can ' t help it . - Is she actually crying ? - It ' s just so sad . What kind of an operationare you running here ? This is so unprofessional . Good morning , Phoebe . How are you ? It ' s good to . .. If you guysare trying to manipulate us , you can throw this whole deal out . What is going on here ? Who ' s she ? Uh , a friend . No , she ' san acquaintance , actually . You begged me to put you on the case , and this is what I get for it ? I walk in hereand find everybody upset ? And some girl is cryinglike we ' re on Oprah . I ' ll take care of it . Carl , it ' s gonna be fine . - What is wrong with you ? - Me ? Yes , you . This whole Kumbaya , Up With People routine . - Those people are in real pain . - Of course they ' re in pain . They ' re separated forever . Married one dayand the next they ' re not . - What sort of awful place is this ? - It ' s reality . Well , I think I ' d prefer to bein Andalasia . - I think I ' d prefer that too . - Get in , please . I wonder if we might covermore ground separately , sire . Uh , you by yourself , and me with it . An inspired plan , Nathaniel . Where do you suppose I should look ? Look , sire ! Over there ! Ah ! Giselle ! Run to her , sire ! Hurry ! Not a moment to lose ! - Giselle ! - I try to do the right thing . Oh , you ' ve been very nice to me . Severely punished for it . OK , look , Giselle ? - I can ' t help you anymore . OK ? - What ? Here ' s some money . I want youto take it . Call your prince . Have him pick you up , bring his horse . Because I honestly , I just can ' t handle it . - Robert ? - Just go . I ' m so sorry . You have been a very kind friendto me when I had none . And I would never want to make youunhappy or cause you any trouble , so . ..... I ' ll go . I wish you every happiness . You have lovely friends . Would you like to feedthe birds ? Just a dollar a bag . Certainly . By chance , have you seen my prince ? He was here . - Do you really think so ? - Oh , yes . - Oh ! - Giselle ? What are you doing ? - Robert ! This is Clara . - Mm - hmm . - She saw Edward . - Oh . He was on the bus this morning . - He tried to kill me ! - Great . Wonderful . Thank you . - Oh ! - What are you thinking ? - You can ' t just give people money . - You gave me money . - That ' s not the point . - And she was very helpful . So , what ' s the deal , this prince of yours ? - How long you two been together ? - Oh , about a day . You mean it feels like a daybecause you ' re so in love ? - No . It ' s been a day . - You ' re kidding me . A day ? - one day ? - Yes . - And tomorrow will be two days . - You ' re joking . - No . I ' m not . - Yeah , you are . But I ' m not . You ' re gonna marry somebody after a daybecause you fell in love with him ? Yes . Yes ! Oh ! Ooh ! I don ' t get it . How can you talkabout loving some guy - you don ' t even know ? - Well , I know what ' s in his heart . Oh , OK . Great . This was so yummy . I didn ' t know that foodcould taste like this . - You all done ? OK . - Mmm ! - Let me put that out for you . - What about you ? - How long have you known your Nancy ? - Uh , it ' s five years . - And you haven ' t proposed ? - Well , no . I . .. Well , no wonder she ' s angry . Hello , nice lady . You want juicy , sweet caramel apple , maybe ? Mm . No charge for the beautifulyoung woman . - Oh , really . It ' s free ? - Of course ! Today is free caramel apple day . Tomorrow is free beef . .. jerky . Thank you very much , kind sir . You ' re welcome , miss . You . .. Shut up . Most normal people get to knoweach other before they get married . They date . - Date ? - Yeah . You know , date . You go someplace special . You know , like a restaurant , or a movie , a museum . Or youjust hang out and you talk . - What do you talk about ? - About each other . About yourself . About your interests . Your likes , your dislikes . You talk ! You have such strangeideas about love . Maybe we should do what you would do . You meet , have lunch , and get married . Oh ! You forgotabout happily ever after . Forget " happily ever after . " It doesn ' t exist . Well , of course it does . Oh ! Oh ! I hate to disagree , but marriages are a successif they manage not to end . - Forget about happiness . - What about you and Nancy ? You know that you willlive happily ever after . I don ' t know if I ' ll make itthrough today , let alone a lifetime . That ' s what I ' m trying to tell you . It ' s complicated . But it doesn ' t have to be . - Not if she knows . - Knows what ? - How much you really love her . - Of course she does . We just don ' t talk about it every minuteof the day , but she knows . - How ? - What do you mean , " how ? "# How does she know - # You love her ? - No . Don ' t . - # How does she know - People looking . - # She ' s yours ? - Don ' t sing . It ' s OK . Let ' s just walk . Can we walk ? OK ? - Well , does she ? - Yeah . # How does she knowthat you love her ? - Oh . - He knows the song too ? # How do youshow her you love her ? # How does she knowthat you really - # Really , truly love her ? - I ' ve never heard this song . # How does she knowthat you love her ? - # How do you show her you love her ? - Really nice work . - # How does she know that you really - That ' s it . OK . - # Truly love her ? - Let ' s go . # It ' s not enough to takethe one you love for granted # You must remind heror she ' ll be inclined to say # How do I know # He loves me ? # How do I know # He ' s mine ? # Well , does he leavea little note to tell you # You are on his mind ? # Send you yellow flowerswhen the sky is gray ? # Hey , he ' ll finda new way to show you # A little bit every day # That ' s how you know # That ' s how you knowhe ' s your love - See ? - I ' ve seen quite enough . Let ' s go . - A ball ? - Yeah . - That would be fun ! - That would not be fun . # You got to show heryou need her # Don ' t treat herlike a mind reader # Each day do somethingto lead her # To believe you love her # Everybody wants to livehappily ever after # Everybody wants to knowtheir true love is true # How do youknow he loves you ? # How do you know he ' s yours ? # Well , does he take you out dancingjust so he can hold you close ? I don ' t dance . # Dedicate a song with wordsmeant just for you ? Ooh - And I really don ' t sing . - # He ' ll find his own way to tell you # With the little things he ' ll do # That ' s how you know # That ' s how you knowhe ' s your love # He ' s your loveGiselle ! # I ' ve been dreaming . .. Take these flowers to Nancy , please ? Are you crazy ? They ' re birds . They don ' t know where she lives . # That ' s how you know # He loves you # That ' s how you know # It ' s true # Because he ' ll wearyour favorite color # Just so he can match your eyes # Plan a private picnic # By the fire ' s glow , oh # His heart ' ll be yours forever # Something every daywill show # That ' s how you know # That ' s how you know # That ' s how you know # That ' s how you know # That ' s how you know # That ' s how you know # He ' s your love # That ' s how she knowsthat you love her # That ' s how you show heryou love her - # That ' s how you know - # You ' ve got to show her you need her # That ' s how you know # He ' s your love # Thank you . Thank you . So much . Thank you . - Nancy ? - Thank you so much for the flowers . Well , you ' re welcome . No , I ' m glad you liked them . - She got the flowers . - Catch you at a bad time ? Yeah . You wouldn ' t believewhere I am right now . Sire ! Oh dear , oh dear . - You ' ve fallen on your royal . ..- I know . Ah ! - I love them so much . - Really ? Usually you send those e - mail cardswith the digital flowers . These are exquisite . Where do you findlive doves in New York City ? - Oh , it ' s a long story . - And these ? Oh ! - We ' re going to a ball ? - You don ' t have to . Are you kidding me ? It ' s so romantic . - So spontaneous ! - Good . - I can ' t wait . - Good . Great . And . ..... as far as Giselle ' s concerned , I ' m just trying to help her . - Nothing ' s . ..- You know what ? If you say nothing happened , nothing happened . I trust you . - So tomorrow night , then . - This is so unlike you . ... middle of Times Square with that busdriver who was ambushed earlier todayIt appears this odd little boxcontrols the magic mirror . They were dressedall freaky . Then this chipmunk . .. I ' ve always been in love with you . Don ' t you have any self - respect ? I don ' t need self - respect . I just need your lips against mine . Wait , sire ! Go back ! Go back ! Please ! How could I love a manwho doesn ' t even like himself ? Get away from me , Jerry ! You disgust me ! I can ' t help myfeelings for you , Angela . It ' s love that makes meact this crazy . This isn ' t love . This is infatuation . Shh , shh , shh . Oh . Shh . Nathaniel likes the way I leap ? I ' m handsome even when I sleep ? Sad little chipmunk . Aw , deranged from exhaustion . Aw . Maybe you ' d like to snugglein a nice little nookfor the night , eh ? Night - night . Sleep tight . I think I need some air , sire . I don ' t like them sad endings . Sire . Do you . ..... like yourself ? What ' s not to like ? Where ' d he go ? # When the moon hits your eye # Like a big pizza pie . .. Oh , yeah . Here . Watch this . Watch very carefully . I ' m gonnaput it in this hand like that . Oh , do it again ! Show me ! That ' s wonderful . - Show me again ! - All right . Last time . There you go . There it is . And look . You ' re a wizard ! What ? - This is a very nice place . - Yeah . - And we ' re eating dinner ? - Yeah . - This is a date . - Yeah . No ! No ! No , no . We ' re just . .. We ' re just friends . Besides , people don ' t usuallybring their children on dates . That ' s too bad . Morgan ' s a lovely girl . She ' s very kind and very sweet . Yeah . She ' s great . - What ? - Does she miss her terribly ? - Miss who ? - Her mother . Um . ..- Well , we just . ..- What ? - We don ' t talk about it . - Oh . I ' m very sorry . I didn ' t mean to pry . No , no . It ' s OK . It ' s just . .. I don ' t talk about it . .. to Morgan or to anybody . - Because it was very sad ? - Not at first . - You were in love . - Yeah . Yeah . - That was the problem . - How could that be a problem ? Because love . .. The lovey - doveyversion that you talk about ? It ' s fantasy . And one day , you have to wake up and . ..... you ' re in the real world . - What made you wake up ? Well . ..... she left . - I ' m so sorry for you both . - It ' s OK . I ' m a big boy . I can handle it . It ' s her I worry about , though . I know she ' s shy . I know shedoesn ' t have very many friends . I just want her to be strong , you know ? To be able to facethe world for what it is . That ' s why I don ' tencourage the fairy tales . I don ' t want to set her upto believe in this " dreams come true " nonsense . But dreams do come true . And maybe somethingwonderful will happen . Yeah , well , I forgotwho I was talking to . Well , I hope you don ' t forget . I like talking to you . For the nice lady . From a secret admirer . How come people keepgiving you free stuff ? - What is it ? - It ' s an apple martini , miss . Apple mar . .. Ooh ! It looks yummy . Be careful . It ' s poisonous . - You ' re joking . - Yeah . They ' ll creep up on you . I ' d be careful . - Well , I ' ll just have one sip . - A sip is all it takes . Oh . - Hi - yah ! - Oh ! You miserable . .. There ' s a rodent on the table ! Can we get some help here ? He ' s telling me something ! Pip , you ' re here ! Oh ! - It ' s chewing off her face ! - A chipmunk ! That thing ' s loaded with disease . Edward is here ! - Edward is here ! - I ' ll save you , miss ! Oh , my ! Pip ? - Okey - dokey . - Duck ! Let me see your face . I ' m fine ! Pip wouldn ' t scratch me ! No ! - Where ' s Pip ? Where is he ? - The pizza ' s breathing ! Oh ! Pip ! Oh , no . Pip . What ' s wrong ? Are you OK ? Oh , Daddy . Tell me magic mirror , what is this awful place ? Why is everything so difficult ? Will I ever find my heart ' s duet ? Preliminary search of the pizza ovendid not reveal any rodent remains . This animal ' s still out there . Joining us is the womanwho was attacked - by this chipmunk . - Giselle ! Tell us , how does it feelknowing this dangerous animalis most likely still alive ? Wonderful ! Pip is my verybest friend , and . .. Giselle , why don ' t we go home ? I wasn ' t finished . One more question , please . What villainy is this ? Is this unprovoked attackpart of some new trend ? - Is rodent rage on the rise ? - Magic mirror , I beg you . - Tell me where she is ! - From 116 th and Broadway . .. 116 th and Broadway ! Thank you , mirror . ... I ' m Mary Ilene Caselotti . My goodness . We surehad a lot of excitement tonight . - Were you scared earlier ? - A little bit . But do youthink Pip will be OK ? Oh , I wouldn ' tworry about Pip . He is very brave . I remember this one timewhen the poor wolfwas being chased byLittle Red Riding Hoodaround his grandmother ' s houseand she had an axe . Oh . And if Pip hadn ' tbeen walking by to help , I don ' t knowwhat would ' ve happened . I don ' t reallyremember that version . Well , that ' s because Redtells it a little differently . Good night , Giselle . And thank you for the nice story . Good night , Morgan . Ma ' am ! You cannotlet your dog do that here ! You ' re too late . My apologies . Oh , Giselle ! Look , uh , Giselle . That was a nice story aboutyour chipmunk friend and all . Yes . I know what it ' s likewhen someone disappoints you . It ' s tempting to see thingsthe way you wish - instead of how they are . - I don ' t wish that he ' s coming , Robert . He is . Right . Because the chipmunk told you . Yes . Pip actually said . .. Know what ? I don ' tknow if you ' re kiddingor being ironic , because chipmunks don ' t talk . Well , not here they don ' t . So in lieu of taking advicefrom a forest rodent , I just wanted to say that , uh . ..... if it did work out and youdecided to stay in New York , - I ' d like to help . - That ' s very kind of you , Robert . - But Edward is coming for me . - But what if he doesn ' t ? Why do you keep saying that ? Because I deal with this every day . If a relationshiphas issues at the beginning , - it doesn ' t get any better . - He is coming ! Giselle , I don ' t think so . No . - Yes ! - I have to disagree . No . - No ? - No . Is that the only word that you know ? No ? - No ! - Oh , yeah ? No . - No . I mean , no . - No ! No ! Over and over again ! Every word out of your mouthis " no "! It makes me so . ..- Sometimes you make me so . ..- I make you so what ? You make me so . .. So . ..... angry ! - I ' m angry ! - Are you all right ? - I ' m angry . I ' m angry ! - Are you OK ? I ' m . .. I ' m wonderful . Are you sure ? Yes . I ' m . .. I ' m fine . I ' m . ..... fit as a fiddle . OK . Good night . Oh , my . - Good morning . - Morning , Daddy . - Good morning . - Good morning . Morning . Made breakfast . Great . I ' ll get it . Thank you . - That ' s a nice dress . - Thank you . It is I ! Prince Edward of Andalasia , come to rescue my lovely bride , the fair Giselle ! - He ' s here . - Apparently . Oh , my . Oh , my goodness . - Oh , um , how do I look ? - Slightly stunned . - No . I mean , how do I look ? - You look . ..... beautiful . - Giselle ! - Edward ! Ah ! Could you . ..? I ' m sorry . But could you just be . ..?- Could you just be careful ? - You ! - What ? - You ' re the one who ' s been - holding my Giselle captive ! - Let ' s stay calm . No ! - Any last words before I dispatch you ? - You have got to be kidding me . Strange words . No ! No ! No . - These are my friends . - Oh . This is Morgan . And Robert . This is Edward . # I ' ve been dreamingof a true love ' s kissHe sings too . # And a missI have begun to miss # Pure and sweetwaiting to complete # My love song # Yes , somewhere there ' sa maid I ' ve never met # Who was made # Who was made # To finish #- What ' s wrong ? - You ' re not singing . Oh . I ' m not . Well , I ' m sorry . - I was thinking . - Thinking ? Before we leave , there ' s onething I would love to do . Name it , my love , and it is done . - I want to go on a date . - A date ! What ' s a date ? Well . ..... we go out to dinner . And we talk about ourselves . Our likes and our dislikes . Our interests . A date . And remember that you guys can comeand visit Andalasia anytime . Sure . And if you ever come to town , we should all get together for dinner . That would be lovely . We ' ll see each other soon . It ' s not like we ' re talkingabout , you know , - forever . - And ever . So , uh . ..... good luck on your date . Oh , and you with Nancy . And you . It was so nicespending time with you . I ' ll never forget you . You know that . Yeah ? Thank you for taking careof my bride , peasants . I ' m going to really miss her . Me , too , sweetheart . Me too . I don ' t know how they foundeach other , Your Majesty . - I really don ' t . - You idiot ! - But , Your Majesty . ..- I sent you to kill her , not save her . - Can ' t you get that straight ? - I realize you ' re upset , madam . But if you could find a wayto give me one more chance . Another chance ? Do you thinkpoison apples grow on trees ? There ' s only one left ! You are out of chances ! - But , Your Majesty , please ! - No , forget it ! I ' m coming there ! And I willkill the little wretch myself ! Oh , pooh . I was just thinking about what that girlsaid about Phoebe ' s eyes sparkling . I was just thinking about what that girlsaid about Phoebe ' s eyes sparkling . I mean , it ' s the first thingI noticed when we met . - It ' s true . - Mm . - Her eyes really do sparkle . - Ethan . OK , look . Look . As your attorney , Phoebe , you can ' t let a chance encounterwith someone . .. What if it wasn ' t chance ? What if it was no accident , us meeting her . - You guys had problems . - Everybody has problems . Everybody has bad times . Do we sacrifice all of the goodtimes because of them ? No . How did you like your hot dog ? Oh ! It ' s not really a dog . They justcall it a hot dog here . - It ' s quite excellent . - Good . Well ! This has been a splendid date . - Shall we go ? - Go where ? Back to Andalasia , of course . To be married . To live happily ever afterforever and ever . Oh . Well , we don ' t haveto go right away . How long do these dates usually last ? Oh , well . .. They can go as long as you want , really . They can just keep going and going , just so long as you keep thinkingabout activities that you can do . - Activities ? - We could go to the museum . Or to the theater ? - Or there ' s this ball . - A ball ? Yes . There ' s dancing and music . - You like that . - Well , I suppose . Oh , wonderful . We should go then . - Giselle ? - Yes ? - And then home to Andalasia ? - Of course . The moment it ' s over . Giselle ! You ' re back ! You ' re back ! Oh , Morgan . Oh ! Morgan , I need your help . I ' m going to the ball , and I ' m not surewhat to do , or what I should wear . I don ' t know where to finda fairy godmother at this late hour . I have something betterthan a fairy godmother . Daddy says it ' s only for emergencies . This is definitely an emergency . Here you go , you get to carry the bag . - Bye . - Bye . Next . - Miss ? - Oh . Thank you . Have a good day . And when you go out , you don ' twant to wear too much makeup . ' Cause otherwisethe boys get the wrong idea . And you know how they are . They ' re only after one thing . - What ' s that ? - I don ' t know . Nobody will tell me . Oh . So is this what it ' s like ? - What , sweetie ? - Going shopping with your mother ? Oh , I don ' t know . I ' ve neverbeen shopping with my mother . Me either . - But I like it . - Me too . And just think . Soon , you ' ll have a new mother . You mean stepmother . It ' s not true what they say . I have met so many kindand wonderful stepmothers . Edward has a stepmother . I ' ve never met her , but I hear she ' s just lovely . Mr . N is on the line telling ushis sweetie pie is acting distant . You were saying , Mr . N ? I ' ve always treated her like a queen , but lately I ' m starting to feelthere ' s this whole other side to her , like I don ' t even know her anymore . I think you needto take her asideand find out how shereally feels about you . Hello , worthless . Miss me ? Reperio lemma miha ! A - ha ! - What is she doing here ? - I have no idea . - I ' m surprised to see you here . - I ' m surprised . - You said you couldn ' t dance . - I said I didn ' t . I never said I couldn ' t . Oh . This is Edward . He ' s my , um . ..... prince . - And this is Nancy . She ' s . .. Well , she ' s . ..- We ' re together . - Yes . And this beautiful lady isGiselle , the love of my life . - My heart ' s true desire . - Wow . - Is something wrong ? - Just the way you said that . So straightforward . Not a hint of irony . It ' s very . .. romantic . Well , thank you . Well , folks , it ' s that time of night . I ' d like to ask each gentlemanto invite a ladyhe did not accompany this eveningto dance the King and Queen ' s Waltz . - May I have the pleasure ? - Please . Shall we ? # You ' re in my arms # And all the world is gone # The music playing on # For only two # So close together # And when I ' m with you # So close to feeling alive # A life goes by # Romantic dreams must die # So I bid mine goodbye # And never knew # So close was waiting # Waiting here with you # And now forever I know # All that I want is # To hold you # So close # So close to reaching # That famous happy ending # Almost believing # This one ' s not pretend # Now you ' re beside me # And look how far we ' ve come # So far # We are # So closeMind if I cut in ? No , of course . # If I should lose you now # We ' re so close # To reaching # That famous happy ending # Almost believing # This one ' s not pretend - You ' re sad . - Oh , no . - I ' m fine . - I ' ll get your wrap . # So close # So close # And still so far # Child . You ! You sent me here . I ' m so glad to see you . I was so very worried . What a terrible accident that broughtyou to this terrible placewith so much sadnessand so much pain . Oh , yes . To never be with the one you love . Doomed to be with anotherfor eternity . Oh ! But it doesn ' t have to be that way . Oh , no , no , no . I can stop the hurt . Yes . I can make all thosebad memories disappear . Yes ! Just one bite , my love , and all this will go away . Your life here , the people that you met . You won ' t remember anything . Just sweet dreams . ..... and happy endings . But you must hurry . You must hurry . The magic will not workunless you take a bitebefore the clock strikes 12 . Hurry now . Hurry . Hurry . Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! That ' s it . That ' s it . Hurry . Hurry . Yes . Out of my way ! How did she do that ? Speciosus , formosus , praeclarus ! - Ah ! - Edward ? - Mother ? - Edward ! Yes . Oh , her . I was taking her out for fresh air . She seems to have swooned . Oh , leave her , darling . I think she ' s fine . Just leave her . Slap her . Give her some water . She ' s fine . - Someone help me , please ! - You ' re overreacting . You needn ' t get so upset , dear . Really . Oh , no . Call 9 - 1 - 1 . Don ' t pay any attention . Go back to your party . - She ' s fine . - Giselle . Hello , we have a womanhere , she ' s unconscious . I didn ' t see what happened . - She fainted . But she ' ll be fine . ..- No , she didn ' t . Nathaniel , go back to the car . I will not . You poisoned her . - She ' s the evil hag , sire ! - You did this ? She sent the girl here . She poisoned her ! With my help , - I regret to say . - Oh , he ' s lying , darling . Why would I ever align myself with thatbuffoon ? I mean , think about it . Why . ..? Silence ! You lying , murderous wretch ! When we return home , Andalasiashall know of your treachery . - Your days as queen will be over ! - Take my crown ? Don ' t you think that ' sa bit melodramatic , dear ? I don ' t knowwhat " melodramatic " means , but you ' ll be removed from the throne , Narissa . I will see to it . That ' s enough from you , you viper . - We have to help her . What can we do ? - I don ' t know . What do we do ? There ' s no way of helping her . She ' s done for . True love ' s kiss . What ? It ' s the most powerful thingin the world . Yes . Yes , of course . I knew that . It ' s not working ! You ' ll never save her now . When the clock strikes 12 . ..... she ' ll be dead . - Unless . ..- Unless ? It ' s not possible . It couldn ' t be me . - Don ' t you see ? - I ' ve only known her for a few days . Kiss her , Robert . It ' s OK . Please . Don ' t leave me . I knew it was you . - What did you think ? - Wonderful . Oh , much betterthan last year ' s show . No ! The most powerful thingin the world . Ha ! I don ' t think so . You have no ideawho you ' re dealing with . You want a show ? I ' ll give you a show . Back up and get readyfor the main event ! - You selfish , evil . ..- Speciosus , formosus , praeclarus ! All this nauseating talk of " true love ' s kiss . " It really does bring outthe worst in me . - Stay back . - You know , I ' ve been thinking . If I ' m going to remain queen , I ' m going to needsome sort of storywhen I go back . Hmm . What if a giant , vicious beast showed upand killed everyone ? And poor , defenselessQueen Narissa , she just couldn ' t save them . Let ' s begin with the girlwho started it all , shall we ? - Over my dead body . - All right . - I ' m flexible . - Let me go ! Come along , Giselle . I don ' twant you to miss this ending . Let me go ! Ah ! Put me down ! You ' re crazy ! No , spiteful , vindictive , very large . But never crazy . Ah ! - Giselle ! - Oh , my . This is a twist on our story ! It ' s the brave little princesscoming to the rescue . I guess that makes you the damselin distress , huh , handsome ? Keep up with me , dear . It ' s timeto take our tale to new heights ! Pip ! You ' d like to finally be released . ..... to help Giselle . ..... to best the beast . Why didn ' t you say soin the first place ? Thank you . Narissa ! I ' m not goingto let you take him ! We ' re coming to the endof our story now . Are you at the edgeof your seat , Giselle , just dying to know how it ends ? Pip ! How about this : " And they all livedhappily ever after ! " Well , at least I did . What ? Oh . Ah ! Ow ! Ah ! Robert ! Hold on ! Ah ! Is this a habit of yours ? Falling off of stuff ? Only when you ' re aroundto catch me . # Ever ever after - Why so sad , beautiful lady ? - She forgot her shoe . Figures . # Storybook endingsFairy tales coming trueMay I ? # Deep down inside we wannabelieve they still doIt ' s a perfect fit . # In our secretest heart # It ' s our favorite partof the story # Let ' s just admit we all # Want to make it to # Ever ever after # Ever ever after # Ever ever afterOops ! I ' m so sorry . Wow , reallygood reception here . Whoa ! # Ever ever after # Ever ever after # Start a new fashionWear your heart on your sleeve # Ever after # Sometimes you reachwhat ' s realest by making believe # By making believe # Unafraid , unashamed # There is joy to reclaimin this world # You even might wind up # Being glad to be you # Ever ever after - Here you go , sweetheart . - Thank you , Pip ! All right , everybody , don ' t crowd . There ' s plenty of copies for everyone . # No wonder your heartfeels it ' s flying # Your head feelsit ' s spinning # Each happy ending ' sa brand - new beginning # Let yourself be enchanted # You just might break through # Forever ever afterAnd so they all livedhappily ever after . # I ' ve been dreaming # Of a true love ' s kiss #