Why is this room so empty ? <| sep |> No , I already got one . Well , I ' m going to breed for one that I can nickname . <| sep |> have you considered girls ? <| sep |> They need to rename this rivalry to the I 80 ClusterFuckShit GameDriving through I 80 in Iowa is congested as fuck since it ' s between Omaha and Chicago . Literally always just enough drivers to make you have to tap the brakes and get ride of your good MPG and cruise control . HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY CARS AND TRUCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE BETWEEN WHAT CHEER AND IOWA CITY ? ?? Then you have Nebraska ' s I 80 . First off Omaha is a cluster fuck and if you don ' t get over fast enough you ' re taking some random bullshit interstate back to Council Bluffs and then down to Missouri , god knows no one want ' s to go to Missouri . The drive between Omaha and Lincoln is a clusterfuck of dumbasses with various speed limit changes . ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THERE ' S NO WARNING IT GO ' S FROM 75 to 65 and there ' s that god damn cop that know your dumbass says eh fuck it everyone ' s still going 75 BOOM TICKET . EVER DRIVE WESTBOUND DURING SUNSET THROUGH OMAHA TO LINCOLN ? Traffic slows down because the god damn fire ball of death is blazing in your eyes and god knows Grandma can ' t buy sunglasses that fit her near blind prescription . THEN you get past Lincoln and its 388 FUCKING MILES OF GOD DAMN NOTHING . You think that 120 mile stretch in UTAH without any rest stops is bad ? TRY STARING AT LEGIT FUCKING NOTHING FOR 5 HOURS . I have to stop to look at the shit in the rest stop past the only town over 1 , 000 people just to see something more interesting than the nothingness of Nebraska . Please , rename this rivalry to dedicate the shittiness of driving on I 80 in Iowa and Nebraska