He looks buff <| sep |> If I notice anyone doing that to me , I would start crying , and run off , which I assume would just make it worse . It ' s one of the reasons I try to lose weight by simply walking to places . <| sep |> Ya know , I read the title and thought ha . no , that ' s stupid . But then after thinking it over , that ' s the kind of idea I could get behind . Even if we pay him $ 30 milyr , it saves us from having to watch a black hole at the corner OF 1 B . It gives him a bunch of money for a year , and it gives us an opportunity to watch an actual world class player every day . I agree about the timing too , it only makes sense if he can ' t find someone to take him on a multiyear deal . It doesn ' t block anyone from development because we have essentially two open spots in the OF , plus he can fill in at first to spell ToJo . Edit adding that I don ' t know he ' d be necessarily great for helping the young players , but he might teach them a thing or two at persistence . Jose Bautista was a nobody for the first half dozen years or more of his career , and kept working .