You should set up IFTTT notifications to be alerted to new posts ! <| sep |> Our play calling is pussy shit <| sep |> Oh right , I forgot about the Ben Carson Rule Just because you can do doctor stuff doesn ' t mean you are good at any of the other stuff they teach after the 4 th grade . <| sep |> It ' s prob fake <| sep |> Looking for a loophole . <| sep |> He ' s about as large as a Thanksgiving turkey . What would you stuff him with though ? <| sep |> Yep , 3 rd in the divison while playing through the teams worst scoring drought in the past 5 years . Real jealous of that shit defensive team that ' s out of a playoff spot . <| sep |> learn to swim in a pool in the shallow end folks . you can jump up and down and around until you get the hang of it , and if u get freaked out you can just stand up .