Dogs have neither hands nor pants to shit . <| sep |> He ' s an opportunist . He ' s a con man . He ' s a spoiled , ignorant , wealthy , soulless orange husk filled with slimeThat ' s like the definition of Republicans . <| sep |> I told him about pizzagate and he called me crazy <| sep |> This would be more believable if we hadn ' t seen the mod chat leaks where uspez and other admins are discussing banning TD , as well as continuously mentioning how rPizzagate is a hoax . I don ' t know . I think I would file this away as being more of a coincidence that uspez fucked up and it just coincidentally benefits our cause . However , there is always a chance that he certainly could have done this on purpose considering the facts of what happened . I guess we ' ll never know .