Hey , Jimmy Bawb . it ' d be cool to make our crazy sect even crazier ! Well , Cletus , it would , but how could we do that ? We ' re already Southern Baptists . I know Jimmy Bawb . let ' s embrace Calvinism ! We ' re relatively poor , so let ' s embrace a theological system that inexplicably fantasizes that people who get rich were selected for blessings by God before they were born , and regardless of their personal conduct , and conversely , people who is poor like us , were shunned by God before birth , and are to be considered as extra sinful regardless of personal conduct , and should live our lives believing that our poverty is a sign that we ' ll burn in hell for all eternity . Welp , Cletus , I think you dun dun it ! <| sep |> I love this image so much . I ' m a sucker for heroes on their days off .