Where the hell have you been ? <| sep |> Got caught having sex with my girlfriend by a cop , in my car , she was 15 , I had just turned 18 . The cop told me to get myself together and meet him back by his squad car . He then read me the riot act about age of consent , statutory rape , being labeled as a sex offender , and how he could ruin my life with a phone call to her parents . He was yelling and poking me in the chest . Everything he said was true . Then he stuffed my license into my shirt pocket and told me to take her home . He cut me a break . I have never forgotten it . He scared me half to death . <| sep |> Bruh . This dude in the light blue pants in the mirror looking like he got a 3 inch hard on for your hairy ass neck .