Hey LSU , you uh , don ' t need Herman after this display , do you ? <| sep |> Haha , Key ones are the drunken nymho girl who was a bit of an urban myth . Ive called in and had people who were like , that story was you ? I heard about that ! PBasically when she arrived I thought she was just bubbly and a little happy . Turns out she was just an alcoholic . By the end of the first night she had slept with one guest and made passes at 2 others . By day 3 we realized she had major issues as she had dragged in two contractor plumbers into her room and shoved her hand down the pants of one of them . These two were ALL about it . I ' m like dude , she ' s a guest who ' s shit faced . I dont want any issues . Then she made a pass at another male guest . Then another guest decided to take his luck talking to her , apparently thought a blow job was a good idea , freaked out when it went south because she was too shit faced to keep her teeth off . That ' s when my gf and I decided to put , and keep her in her room and were able to get ahold of her brother in arizona to pay for a flight to him . She ended up vomiting in the room and leaving water on in the bathroom at the broken sink the sink broke that day , and a plumber was coming in the following day . before it got fixed and flooded water on 3 floors of the house straight down through both bathrooms and into the basement . I ' m not sure I have the videos from her anymore but I kept those for quite a while . Her brother did try to fight the claim I filed it was his card so he was on the hook until I pointed out that I had videos of her and was more than happy to submit those in addition to the photos I already had up there . Airbnb didn ' t make me go that far . But I had every male guest write me their story so airbnb could go and review it . We had the people who didn ' t like our neighborhood because of the dark people . He insisted that when he talked to our neighbor that the neighbor said we were in a bad neighborhood . we ' re in 60645 , which is the 7 th lowest crime zip in chicago give or take a few in each category so that made us laugh . They wanted a refund and then also claimed the house was messy and then lied about it smelling like cats for their listing on top of it . They thought cats would work because the floor we do the main tour , is the identical layout to the second completely independent apartment that they had booked . We dont let cats up there , they have no access up there , and we have cameras in the hallways which the cats DO have access to . Between the cameras and the other set of guests booked in the same room they lost their claim . that was their own fault , we didn ' t kick them outI Had one guest who tried to kick out his girlfriend from the property . We didn ' t let that one happen either haha . Umm , while reviewing the kitchen feed once we find guests stealing food , ALL the time . One guy took out orange juice , drank from bottle , put back in . He was embarassed when I filed a claim for it . He asked how I knew , im like the camera I pointed out during your tour . Yeah , that was live like I said it was . The single serve oatmeal packs are often stolen . One guy even took a half loaf of bread . Im thinking , this shit is entertaining , do you guys think I just don ' t watch my videos or something ? We ' ve kicked out two heroion users , one of which was a former vet and that hit close to home . I took the additional step of getting him help , but the wait list for a week to get into rehab was too much I think . We had been conversing every day and he was 4 days left to when I thought he was getting housing and rehab help when he stopped replying on facebook So angry about that . Got hooked on opiodes due to injuries , then they took them away and he was left to fend for himself . Ummm , the bed wetter drunk guy . That ' s when we found out amazon can same day orderdeliver a king sized memory foam bed in Chicago .