What do you call three black people hanging in a tree ? Mississippi wind chime . <| sep |> You don ' t smell like Santa . You smell like beef and cheese . <| sep |> too drunk , she probably even started the fire unpurposedly <| sep |> Huh , that ' s weird , it works fine for me and I ' m definitely not a subscriber . This is the text of the article for you and anyone who wants to read it and can ' tFASTFOOD favourites including burgers , fish and chips , and pizza are back on the menu for Broadbeach vegans thanks to a new meatfree eatery . Phil Hancock and Teaki Page , who own Feed the Earthlings at Ashmore , opened their second Gold Coast outlet last week . Teaki says she wasn ' t a vegan when they first embarked on the venture , but after researching to relate with her customers , she was soon a convert . The documentary Earthlings was a bit of an eye opener for me as to what is actually involved in animal agriculture , she says . Feed the Earthlings ' burger with the lot Beefless patty , melted cheese , bacon , pineapple , beetroot , lettuce , pickles , tomato , grilled onion , BBQ and tomato sauce . Picture Richard GoslingBeing a city girl and never knowing anything about farming , it never even occurred to me that for us to eat dairy the calves have to be taken away from their mothers . Having five children that really hit me that ' s what got me and I felt like a fool when I first realised . The eatery closely mimics popular dishes , such as pizza , without the meat . So we have standard pizzas like barbecue chicken or ham and pineapple made with plantbased ' meats ', Teaki says . The New Orleans pizza Smokey BBQ sauce , Cajun potato , chick ' n , mushrooms and cherry tomatoes , topped with sweet chilli sauce and sour cream . Picture Richard GoslingThe Asian countries have done it for a really long time where they use gluten flour to make mock meats and they ' re becoming more mainstream now . And we get a vegan cheese , which is based on coconut oil and all together it tastes exactly the same as a normal pizza . The menu also includes a vegan burger that will rival traditional recipes . We do a burger with the lot , so it ' s got the patty , ' bacon ', cheese and then all the rest like tomato , lettuce , onion and beetroot , Teaki says . Our hamburger patty , which we make ourselves , is our secret weapon , it ' s a secret recipe . We have a lot of meateaters eating our burgers because they ' re not as heavy , so they feel better afterwards . Feed the Earthlings ' churros topped with decadent chocolate sauce and crushed nuts . Picture Richard GoslingFeed the Earthlings also offer vegan fish and chips using a fish substitute . For the fish and chips we use an incredible product called garden and it tastes exactly the same as fish , Teaki says . When you fry it , it comes out flaky and white exactly the same as fish . If you blind taste test you can ' t tell the difference . Feed the Earthlings , 62723 Gold Coast Highway , Broadbeach