He ' s just brushing up on his self hygiene . <| sep |> cranberries and raspberries , in general , are trash <| sep |> I woke up at my mate ' s house after a night out to the sight of him sat naked on a small silver pedestal bin that sat opposite his toilet in his bathroom . I woke him up and he stood up and what can only be described as a demonic mess lay below him atop and down the side of the pedestal bin he had shit everywhere the lid still on the bin . His explanation of the incident to me goes as followsWe got home and I really needed the toilet . I sat on top of the bin staring at the toilet and must ' ve thought I was sat on the toilet itself . And so I took a shit and then I must ' ve passed out before I could wipe . This was about 7 years ago and we still haven ' t topped this story !