Fuck me . WELLLast night I got on the Lanark train , which just fucking whizzed from Cambuslang to Motherwell . If anyone knows the train , that ' s missing a fair few stops . Sometime between Cambuslang and Motherwell , it just stops inside a fucking tunnel . Get to Motherwell , and the conductor lets us in on the issue kind of for the first time . In the most whispered fucking voice , something something get off here something something report to office , something something Of course , the chinese whispering cunt still had us all confused , because that was about as clear as a Ched Evans case . Woman I met , going to the same place speaks to a worker . Gets snapped at THERES A TRAIN GOING TO . AYE ? ? WELL FUCKIN WHEN YA KNOB . Had to get a fuckin taxi . Of course , Scotrail still refuse to respond to my tweets . This was a few days after one wanker at GC station refused to give me a 1625 because should have got it at your station . I would have , if your machines ever fucking worked , and your workers actually manned the desks . Wankbasket . I could honestly go on , but I ' m just going to get fucking angry , and it ' ll mainly be the usual late train shit .