Also posted to this sub a couple days ago . Same title too . I think the original post you ' re referencing is a xpost from here . Not complaining . it ' s hilarious ! Just a heads up . <| sep |> A Justice Leaguer ? <| sep |> Select on start up does nothing , and on my SD card there are only 2 folders , DCIM and Nintendo 3 DS which makes me think there are no hacks installed at all . Do I need to downgrade to 9 . 2 before installing a 9 lhlumahomebrew ? <| sep |> Only Sometimes ? What other civilized country would elect Trump ? <| sep |> I would be inclined to use masking tape and plastic to cover everything but the top surface and hit it with methylene chloride paint stripper being damn careful to follow the directions . From there I would give it a gentle sand with 220 250 or 320 sandpaper and just put on a few new coats of rubon or sprayon poly varnish . It could be done with just a few hours work over a few days if you ' re efficient . Did it to an old table of mine my parents gave me and it came put great .