Hah , I feel the need to explain this . These are ACTUAL loading screen hints from Specops The Line . Or , as I like to call it PTSD Simulator 2000 . It ' s a great game , though . <| sep |> Not Gary Johnson . <| sep |> Listen , instead of seeking out wild fans and berating them for happening to like the team that broke your precious johnny hockey , why don ' t you go out and enjoy your day and count the seconds you have left until he returns . We just got Parise back and instead of going after fans of the team that was on the ice when he got hurt i just took solace in what my team did have and benched Parise on my fantasy team for the few weeks . Its not the end of the world . You aren ' t losing him to the expansion draft . Just take a breathe and be thankful it was just a finger and not something worse .