Monster House 한 소녀 가 자전거 를 타 고 신나 게 달리 고 있 습니다 . Girl : Hello ! FenceGirl : Hello ! LeavesGirl : Hello ! Sky 그러 다가 네버 크래커 씨 집 정원 의 잔디 에 자전거 가 걸립니다 . 네버 크래커 씨 등장 ! Nebbercracker : Get off my lawn ! Trespasser ! Do you want to be eaten alive ? Girl : No ! Nebbercracker : Then , Get out of here ! 소녀 자전거 에서 내려 달 아 납니다 . Girl : My trike ! 네버 크래커 씨 자전거 를 아작 을 내버리 네요 … --; 소녀 울 면서 달 아 납니다 … Nebbercracker : Stay away from my house ! 디제이 가 사진 을 찍 습니다 . Mom : DJ ! Dad : We ’ re gonna be late . DJ : Yeah ! Mom , I ’ m coming , I ’ m coming . DJ : October 30 th , another tricycle . DJ : I ’ m coming . 아래층 으로 내려간 디제이 , 엄마 에게 다급 하 게 말 을 합니다 . DJ : Mom ! Mom ! He did it again . He took another tricycle . Mom : OK honey , we ’ ve talked about this . You cannot stay up in your room all day , staring at an old man through a telescope . DJ : But , Mom ! There ’ s something wrong with that house . I ’ m serious . Mom : What was that ? DJ : I ’ m serious . Mom : His voice sounds funny . Dad : Someone is hitting puberty . What ’ s happening to my body ? Right , buddy ? Mom : Maybe you should come with us . Dad : Oh ! The boy ’ s too busy . He ’ s got his spying to do . DJ : I ’ m not spying . Well … Dad : Well … That ’ s ok buddy . When I was your age , I did exactly the same thing . Of course , it was with binoculars and involved the lovely Jensen twins . Neither of which was as lovely as your beautiful mother . Will you be an angel and help me bring out the incisor ? Mom : Oh ! The incisor . Yeah , you don ’ t wanna forget that . Dad : ( to DJ ) Hold on this , buddy . 부부 가 자동차 시동 을 켜 고 떠나 려 합니다 . Mom : Elizabeth will be here in a few hours . If anything happens , call the police and hide in your closet . Dad : He knows that . Mom : See you tomorrow night ! 차 가 후진 하 는 동안 차우더 가 괴물 마스크 를 쓴 채 달려오 다 차 뒷부분 에 부딪 칩니다 . Mom : Oh ! What have you done ? Dad : Just let me drive this thing , will you ? Chowder : I ’ m ok ! I ’ m ok ! I ’ m fine . Mom : Where is DJ ? Where ’ s DJ ? Dad : You would be so happy if he was under the car , wouldn ’ t you ? Chowder : Sorry , it ’ s hard to see with the mask on . Dad : Then , why don ’ t you keep it off , Chowder ? Mom : Why did you put up your window ? DJ : ( to Chowder ) Chowder . Chowder : Hi ! DJ 엄마 와 아빠 는 뭔가 계속 실랑이 를 벌이 고 … --; Mom : Children . Dad : What children ? Mom : Bye , bye , baby . Tell him you love him , dear , please . Dad : He knows that . Mom : Tell your son you love him . Dad : I don ’ t wanna tell him . Mom : Say “ I love you , son ” Dad : He knows I love him . Mom : It ’ s your son . You have to say it . Dad : We ’ re gonna be late . 엄마 가 차 창문 을 내리 고 Mom : We both love you . That includes your dad . Dad : That ’ s right . Mom : Blow him a kiss . Dad : He ’ s had enough kisses . Mom : Blow him a kiss . Dad : Good Bye . 엄마 와 아빠 를 태운 차 가 사라집니다 . DJ : Awwwwwwwwww ! Chowder : Cheer up ! It ’ s almost Halloween . In one day three hours , it ’ s candy time . Okay ? Chowder : Check it out . I got a new ball . DJ : Cool ! Chowder : Oh ! Speaking of which , have you decided ? Skullzor or Crypt Keeper ? DJ : Chowder ! I don ’ t think I ’ m going trick - or - treating this year . Chowder : What ? Come on ! You ’ re gonna break a six - year streak . DJ : Yeah , six years of being jumped and egged . Maybe I ’ m getting too grown - up . 차우더 의 현란 한 농구 드리블 … --; Chowder : Three seconds on the clock . I ’ m playing basketball . Chowder : It ’ s time for an in - your - face disgrace . 차우더 의 회심 의 슛 이 림 을 맞 고 차우더 의 얼굴 을 강타 한다 . Chowder : 비명 … DJ : Are you ok ? Chowder : My nose is in my brain . DJ : Let me see . Oh ! My god ! Chowder : What ? DJ : You ’ re a dork . Chowder : Where ’ s my ball ? 공 은 네버 크래커 씨 집 정원 에 … --; Chowder : Oh ! No ! DJ : Sorry , man . Chowder : Wait ! Wait ! DJ ! You ’ re a grown - up , now . You go get it . DJ : Chowder , your ball just landed on Nebbercracker ’ s lawn . It ’ s doesn ’ t exist anymore . Chowder : I paid $ 28 for that ball . I raked 10 yards and asked my mom for a dollar 26 times . I never worked that hard in my life . DJ : Shhh ! Nebbercacker hasn ’ t come out yet . Chowder : So ? DJ : So , maybe he ’ s sleeping . DJ : All right . I ’ ll do it . Chowder : I ’ ll never forget this . Hurry though . 차우더 디제이 의 등 을 떠 민다 . DJ : Go ! 디제이 공 을 막 집 으려는 찰 라 , 어김없이 네버 크래커 씨 등장 … Nebbercracker : You ! DJ : No ! Chowder : DJ ! Run ! Chowder : Come on ! DJ ! Get the ball and run ! You ’ re so close ! Nebbercracker : What have you done ? Chowder : Just nudge it over here ! DJ : I ’ m so sorry . Oh ! I ’ m so , so , so sorry . I didn ’ t mean … Nebbercracker : YOU ARE DEAD ! 네버 크래커 씨 디제이 를 잡 으려고 쫓아오 고 … Chowder : DJ ! Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! 디제이 네버 크래커 씨 에게 팔 을 잡힙니다 . DJ : Chowder ! Chowder : Come on ! DJ ! DJ : Help ! Chowder ! Chowder : Help ! Help ! Nebbercracker : You think you can just terrorize my lawn ? DJ : No ! I ’ m sorry . Nebbercracker : You wanna be a dead person ? DJ : No , I love life . Nebbercracker : This place is not a playground for children . DJ : Got it from now on . Nebbercracker : This is my house . Why can ’ you just stay away from … . 네버 크래커 씨 갑자기 고 혈압 이 온 듯 … --; 쓰러지 십니다 … 몬스터 하우스 에서 는 난로 가 점 화 되 고 굴뚝 에서 연기 가 나 기 시작 … 앰뷸런스 가 와서 네버 크래커 씨 를 태우 고 떠납니다 . 사이렌 은 울리 지 않 고 … 디제이 반짝이 는 열쇠 발견 ! Chowder : No siren . Never a good sign . DJ : I ’ m a murderer . Chowder : No , you ’ re not . When it ’ s an accident , they call it manslaughter . DJ : I think I ’ m gonna throw up . 이때 베이비 시터 엘리자벳 등장 … DJ : Great ! Babysitter ’ s here . Chowder : See you , DJ ! 엘리자벳 이 타 고 온 차 옆 을 지나 는 디제이 Elizabeth : DJ ! Hey , DJ ! I just saw an ambulance . Did I miss anything interesting ? 묵묵히 집안 으로 들어가 는 디제이 . 따라 들어오 는 엘리자벳 . Elizabeth : Hello ? DJ : Elizabeth ? Can I talk to you about something ? Elizabeth : Oh , yeah , of course you can . Cantaloupe ? We are gonna have the bestest time I ’ ve got tons of neat activities planned . DJ : They are already left . Elizabeth : Oh , they did ? They ’ re gone ? DJ : Yes . And I need to talk to you . Elizabeth : Ok . The usual deal : indoors by 9 , in your room by 11 . Lights out , your call . DJ : Elizabeth ? Elizabeth : And it ’ s Zee . DJ : Zee ? Elizabeth : Now , listen up . I control the TV , the stereo and the phone . I don ’ t do board games , Shrinky Dinks or tuck - ins . Elizabeth : I ’ m not your mother . I ’ m not your friend . DJ : Don ’ t talk to me like I ’ m a baby , Okay ? I ’ m practically a grown - up . I don ’ t even need you here , Elizabeth . Elizabeth : Hmm … 엘리자벳 갑자기 화분 하나 를 들 더니 그것 을 바닥 에 내동댕이친 다 . Elizabeth : Gosh ! DJ , why did you break that ? DJ : But I didn ’ t . Elizabeth : Yeah , let me ask you something . Who are they gonna believe ? Go to your room . DJ : Fine ! 밤 이 되 었 습니다 . 디제이 는 악몽 을 꾸 다 깨어나 고 전화벨 이 울립니다 . DJ : Hello ? 전화기 에서 는 이상 한 소리 가 들리 고 … DJ : Hello ? 전화기 를 끄 지만 다시 곧 울리 는 전화벨 DJ : Hello ? Yeah , very funny . See how you like it . 전화 가 걸려온 번호 로 전화 를 거 는 디제이 . 전화벨 이 울리 는 곳 은 다름아닌 네버 크래커 씨 네 집 … 이때 등장 하 는 머저리 같 은 본즈 Bones : Happy Halloween ! Doofus . Elizabeth : Nice one , Bones . Bones : Look at his face . That ’ s funny . DJ : You ’ re not supposed to have friends over . Who ’ s this ? Elizabeth : This is Bones . Bones : What ’ s up ? Elizabeth : He ’ s in a band . Bones : That ’ s right . Elizabeth : And , anyway , Cantaloupe , Let ’ s not open up the rule book , Okay ? Since you ’ re up way fast your bed time . DJ : No , no , no , this is different . Listen ! < - - - - - ------------------------- Elizabeth : Wow ! You called the neighbors . Good for you ! DJ : I used star - 69 ( * 69 ) . He called me . Elizabeth : Who called you ? DJ : Nebbercracker . P . S . He died today . Bones : You lie . DJ : Do not . He died and I ’ m getting phone calls from his house . Bones : A phone call from beyond the grave . 다시 디제이 를 겁주 는 본즈 . DJ : I ’ m sSerious . Bones : Oh , he ’ s serious . Did you know he was serious ? DJ : Come on , man . Give her back . Bones : Oh , her ? You mind ? DJ : Oh , come on , Gross . Elizabeth : Come on , Bones . Bones : Wait ! Hold on dude . I th … yeah , I think she ’ s having trouble breathing . She might have something in her throat . All right . I ’ ll look into it . 갑자기 인형 의 털 을 쥐어뜯 는 본즈 --; DJ : No , Elizabeth ! Elizabeth : Okay , Bones , knock if off . Downstairs , now . Bones : Sorry , kid , can ’ t play anymore . Elizabeth : You are so funny . Bones : I know . It ’ s like I don ’ t even try and it just happens . 네버 크래커 씨 집 에 누군가 가 있 다고 확신 하 는 디제이 DJ : God , stop doing this . 차우더 에게 전화 . 차우더 는 열심히 게임 중 . Chowder : Oh , yeah , what ’ s gonna do ? 전화 를 받 는 차우더 Chowder : Homicide . DJ : Chowder , Where are your parents ? Chowder : My dad ’ s at the pharmacy , my mom ’ s at the movies with her personal trainer . DJ : Meet me at the Danger Zone , now . Chowder : Fine . 아래층 에서 는 본즈 와 엘리자벳 의 대화 가 진행 되 고 있 습니다 . Elizabeth : Bones , I said knock if off . Bones : Come on , man . DJ : ( 귓속말 ) No , I ’ m creeped out . Elizabeth : You know , I saw an ambulance here today . Bones : So ? Elizabeth : So , maybe Nebbercracker really did die . Bones : We should be so lucky . The guy is evil . Elizabeth : No , he ’ s just a crotchety old dude . Bones : Oh , really , Zee ? When I was 10 years old , I had a kite . Awesome kite . I could fly it so high you couldn ’ t see it . Bones : one day , it crashed down . I followed the string and it ended right over there , across the street , right at the edge of his lawn . Elizabeth : Did he take your kite ? Bones : Yeah , he takes whatever lands on his lawn . But that ’ s not the point . The point is , is that I saw him talking to his house and … kissing it . Bones : Besides , everybody knows what he did to his wife . Elizabeth : Why ? What ? What did he do to her ? Bones : He ate her ! Elizabeth : Bones , Get off ! Stop it ! Bones , enough . Bones : Come on , Zee . Elizabeth : Bones , I ’ m so sick of you . Bones : I was just … Elizabeth : You have no respect for women . Bones : What ? What is that mean ? 엘리자벳 본즈 를 집 밖 으로 내쫓 는다 . Elizabeth : Get out ! Bones : Fine . 디제이 뒷문 을 통해서 집 밖 으로 빠져 나간다 . Bones : Prude . Bones : What are you looking at ? Huh ? Nebbercracker . 본즈 병 을 집 어 던진다 . Bones : You really are dead , aren ’ t you ? Bones : I ’ m on your lawn , Nebbercracker . What are you gonna do about it ? Nebbercracker ? Ahhh ! !! Nebber - snapper - flipper - dipper … 본즈 의 연 등장 Bones : My awesome kite ! 연과 함께 본즈 퇴장 … --; 디제이 는 차우더 를 만나 러 비밀 아지트 로 갑니다 . DJ : Chowder ! Chowder ! Chowder ? Chowder ! Chowder : Heat seeker ! DJ : Chowder , what are you doing ? DJ : Shut up ! Chowder : What ? DJ : Nebbercracker ’ s back from the dead . Chowder ; No , way . DJ : Yeah . Chowder : They leave the keys in here . You dare me ? DJ : Chowder , you ’ re not listening to me . Nebbercracker ’ s haunting me , all right ? His blood is on my hands . And now , he ’ s coming back for revenge . Chowder : You ’ re really crazy right now . Have you noticed that ? I think you ’ re just freaking out because you killed a guy today . Life goes on , for you . Chowder : Try relax , be cool like me . 차우더 의 실수 로 작동 되 는 포크 레인 차우더 비명 DJ : Chowder , what are you doing ? Chowder : Make it stop ! DJ : Quit screwing around . I need your help . Chowder : Fine . You want my help ? DJ : Yeah . Chowder : I got three words for you . “ Trick or treat ” DJ : Okay , whatever . Let ’ s go . 둘 은 몬스터 하우스 로 향합니다 . Chowder : Hold on . DJ : Chowder , come on . Chowder : The haunting is subtle , yet really , really boring . Can I go home now ? DJ : Chowder , he ’ ll hear you . Chowder : DJ , this is why nobody will sit next to us at lunch . I ’ ll go Ding Dong Ditch the house and you ’ ll see . No ghost ! DJ : Chowder , stop , please . Chowder , I ’ m serious . DJ : Chowder , come back , come back here , please , Chowder , come on . DJ : Chowder , come back . 차우더 정원 을 기어가 다 본 즈 가 던진 빈병 발견 Chowder : Oh , no , a bottle . DJ : Chowder , put that down . Come back . Please . Chowder : Bottle . Chowder : Hey , DJ . Who am I ? Get off my lawn . DJ : Don ’ t . Come on . 초인종 을 누르 는 차우더 . 몬스터 하우스 본색 을 드러내 다 . DJ : Run , Chowder , get out of there . Come on . Come on . Come on . DJ : This way . This way . Come on . Chowder : Help . DJ : Come on , Chowder . Chowder , this way . Chowder : Don ’ t look back . Chowder : I looked back . 초인종 소리 . Elizabeth : Bones ? Coming . Don ’ t even think about crawling back … oh ! Jenny : Trick or treat ! Elizabeth : What ? Jenny : Good morning ? Ma ’ am . You just witnessed a simulation of what you ’ ll face this evening . Study shows that households that run out of candy are 55 % more likely to be TP ’ d . To help advert this tragedy , I ’ m here selling Halloween candy for my school , Westbrook Prep . Elizabeth : Good school . I got kicked out of there . Now , what do you want ? Jenny : Just trying to get a head start on life and secure a successful future . Elizabeth : You want a successful future ? When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive - through , give him his burger , not your phone number . Jenny : Thank you for the advice . I ’ ll be sure to make a note of it . But back to business . Eggs , shaving cream , toilet paper . Without candy , I ’ m afraid your house is a bull ’ s eye with shingles . Elizabeth : Nice try . It ’ s not my house . Jenny : Babysitter ? Jenny : Okay , let ’ s cut the crap . Maybe the parents you work for left you $ 40 in emergence money . Elizabeth : Maybe they left me $ 30 . Jenny : Maybe you give me 20 , I write a receipt for 30 and you pocket 10 . Elizabeth : Maybe . And I want 2 extra bags of peanut clusters . Jenny : one bag and I ’ ll toss in a licorice whip . Elizabeth : You ’ re good . 디제이 와 차우더 는 몬스터 하우스 를 밤새 감시 중 이 다 . Chowder : 8 a . m . No detectable movement . DJ : No detectable movement . Elizabeth : Hey DJ , I brought you some chocolate . 엘리자벳 이 불 을 켜 자 황급히 다시 불 을 끄 는 디제이 . DJ : Cover blown ? Chowder : Oh , no detectable movement . Elizabeth : What are you two weirdoes up to ? Chowder : Oh , nothing . Just something in the house across the street just tried to get eat us . DJ : Yeah , we ’ ve been up all night and watching it . We haven ’ t even left this room once . Not even go to the bathroom . Don ’ t drink that . Elizabeth : Oh , gross . Whatever disease you guys have , I ’ m sure it ’ s got letters and that they make the pills for it . DJ : Zee , it ’ s true . There ’ s something evil going on across the street . Elizabeth : That ’ s excellent ! I ’ m really happy for you . Anyway , have you two astronomers seen Bones ? He left last night unexpectedly and he never came back . DJ : Never came back ? Chowder : Bottle ! DJ : Of course ! Elizabeth : Oh , okay . You know what ? I don ’ t have time for this . Chowder : Listen , Zee . I don ’ t know how to tell you this … DJ : Your boyfriend has most likely been eaten alive . Elizabeth : Sherry Klausen ! I got to go . Breakfast . Happy Halloween , losers . 차우더 망원경 으로 제니 발견 . Chowder : Hello ! DJ : What ? What is it ? Chowder : Oh , nothing . DJ : Let me see . 몬스터 하우스 로 향하 는 제니 . DJ , Chowder : Oh , no ! DJ , Chowder : No , no , hey ! Hey ! No ! wait ! Elizabeth : DJ , that ’ s your phone . DJ , Chowder : Hey , no stop . Girl ! Hey ! DJ : Don ’ t go in there . Don ’ t go any further . Come here . Chowder : Yes , over here . Jenny : Are you guys mentally challenged ? If you are , I ’ m certified to teach you baseball . Chowder : Detectable movement ! 몬스터 하우스 의 제니 납치 기도 ! Chowder : What do we do ? What do we do ? DJ : Come on . Jenny : Guys ! DJ : Run , Chowder . Chowder : I ’ m running . Jenny : Help ! Please . DJ : Got her ! Chowder : No , I got her . Elizabeth : Hello ? Elizabeth : Hey , there ’ s an angry dad on the phone looking for the one called Chowder . Elizabeth : Hello ? Losers , I ’ m talking to you . Elizabeth : Worried about you . Chowder : He should be . Elizabeth : Start explaining . DJ : The house , it tried to eat us . Elizabeth : All right . Stop explaining . I ’ ve had enough of that . DJ : Wait , wait . Where are you going ? Elizabeth : I ’ m going to see what ’ s happening with that stupid house of yours . DJ : No , no , no . Elizabeth : What is your problem ? DJ : Puberty . Yeah , I ’ m having lots and lots of puberty . Elizabeth : No more Mountain Dew . DJ : Right . Elizabeth : I ’ m going to find Bones . DJ : Ah , hey , you have fun , okay ? Don ’ t worry about us . We ’ ll be fine . And you tell him I say hey , okay ? Safe driving . See you . DJ : Oh , hi ! Jenny : You wanna tell me what ’ s going on ? DJ : Oh , yeah , I made the whole puberty thing up . DJ : Hi , I ’ m JD , DJ . Chowder : Yes , Dad . I meant to call you but I forgot . Okay , I ’ m sorry . Okay . Absolutely . Affirmative . Okay , love you . Bye . DJ : And this is , our little observation post , such as it were . Yeah , posters are stupid . I was gonna tear them down and put up some art . Chowder : Oh , well , dad . Why don ’ t you kiss my hairy butt ? Hey . DJ , you got any beer ? Chowder : Well , hello there . DJ : This is Chowder . Chowder : Charles to the ladies . Jenny : I ’ m Jenny Bennett . Two - term class president at Westbrook Prep . DJ : That ’ s a tough school to get into . Chowder : Yeah , I got in but decided to not to go . Jenny : It ’ s a girls ’ school . Chowder : Which is why I didn ’ t . You know , there ’ s a , there ’ s a great taco stand near there . Jenny : I hate Mexican food . DJ , Chowder : Me , too . 제니 창문 넘 어 몬스터 하우스 를 바라본다 . Chowder : Fascinating , isn ’ t it ? Just sits there waiting , mocking us with its … houseness . Jenny : May I please use your phone ? Chowder : Yeah , sure . DJ : Here . Who you calling ? Chowder : Rude . Jenny : My mother . DJ : Ah , you know , she ’ s probably not gonna believe this . It ’ s too much for the adult mind to comprehend . Jenny : Mmm , is this pee ? Because if it is , that ’ s really gross . Chowder : Ohhhh ! DJ ? You pee in bottles ? DJ : What are you talking about ? That one ’ s your pee . Chowder : It ’ s yours . Jenny : May I speak with Allison ? Her daughter . Thank you . Excuse me . Jenny : Mom , I was selling chocolates in Mayville and well , DJ : So , you hate Mexican food , huh ? Chowder : Yeah , you , too , huh ? DJ : Yeah , in fact , you might say I started hating it first . Outside , in front of the house ? Chowder : Fine ! Let ’ s get technical . DJ : Okay . Chowder : I started hating it through the telescope . DJ : You can ’ t call dips on a girl through telescope . Chowder : You can ’ t call dips on a girl . DJ : Just did . Chowder : Me , too . Jenny : She didn ’ t believe me . Chowder : Authority can be so . Jenny : Okay . Normally I don ’ t spend time with guys like you . But a house just tried to eat me so , you ’ ve got one hour . 강아지 소리 가 들려온다 . Jenny : Oh , a puppy . 강아지 몬스터 하우스 정원 에 응가 를 누 다 응분 의 대가 를 치른다 . Chowder : Didn ’ t see that coming . Jenny : Okay . I think it ’ s time to call the police . 몬스터 하우스 로 향하 는 세 사람 . Jenny : Do you realize what ’ s gonna happen tonight ? DJ : Hundreds of kids walking right up to that house . Chowder : Wait , wait , wait , wait . Come on . Guys , I think we are overreacting . I mean , think about it . only a total moron would walk up to old man Nebbercracker ’ s house . 차우더 의 농구공 등장 . Chowder : Hey , my ball ! DJ : Chowder ! Jenny : No ! Chowder : It ’ s gonna be a bloodbath . 경찰 들 등장 . Jenny : Good news . The cops are here . Senior cop : All right , kids , this better be good . I was in the forest wrestling with bear claw when we got the call . I was eating a doughnut . Rookie cop : All three of you , step to the car now . Senior cop : They ’ re at the car . He ’ s a rookie . First week on the job . Jenny : Officer , we have reason to believe there ’ s a dangerous creature inside that house . DJ : It may have killed the man . Chowder : And the dog . Rookie cop : Doggy down ! We ’ ve got a situation . We ’ ve got a situation . Senior cop : What are you doing ? Rookie cop : Calling for backup . Didn ’ t you hear the kids said ? There ’ s a dangerous creature inside that house . Senior cop : We don ’ t have backup . It ’ s just Judy at the station . This is no situation . It ’ s just a couple Tater Tots hopped up on too many Pixy Stix . Rookie cop : I bet you the dead dog would beg to differ . Senior cop : What was that ? Rookie cop : Nothing . Senior cop : All right . Time ’ s up , Peewees . It ’ s Halloween . We believe we got things to do . Rookie cop : We do ? DJ : No , wait , you can ’ t . All right , this thing , it has a mouth , it comes out and grabs things , and pulls them in and eats them . Chowder : Yeah , like this . Jenny : Okay , okay , okay . The thing is , we are trying to make this sound more real than it normally would . Senior cop : Problem is , it sounds kind of not real . So , we ’ ll see you later . DJ : No , all right . I ’ ll show you . But if things get our of hand … Senior cop : We ’ ll aim for Bigfoot . ( to Rookie cop ) That ’ s loaded . 디제이 몬스터 하우스 의 정원 에서 뛰 어 보 지만 집 은 아무 반응 도 없 다 . Rookie cop : He ’ s hopping . Jenny : Smart house . 차우더 돌 맹이 를 집 어서 집 을 향 에 던진다 . Senior cop : Hey ! You , both of you , come here . Bring it to the car . Come on . Senior cop : I ’ m gonna forget you throwing that rock cos that dance was pretty funny . But next time any of you mess with this guy ’ s house , all three of you ’ re going in the hole , you got it ? Senior cop : Now , I ’ ll give you ten seconds to march . Jenny : But , we need your help . It ’ s your job to help us . Senior cop : one , Two , Three . Rookie cop : Four , Five . Chowder : That ’ s tender . DJ : My house is right over there . Jenny : So much for relying on the government . Chowder : Yeah , I know . I hate the government . ( to DJ ) Dude , we ’ re screwed . DJ : No , we ’ re not . We ’ ll go to an expert . 열심히 오락 을 하 고 있 는 스컬 . DJ : you ’ re looking at the three - time , tri - state , over - 14 “ Thou Art Dead ” Champion . His name is Reginald Skulinski . But they call him Skull . Jenny : Who ’ s they ? Chowder : Me and DJ . DJ : Yeah . Chowder : He ’ s the smartest guy on earth . Jenny : So , let ’ s go talk to him . Chowder : Hey , Jenny , Jenny . DJ : Hold on , hold up . Chowder : Skull is in the game zone , right now . And you don ’ t wanna mess with him when he ’ s in the game zone . Jenny : Fine , so how long is he gonna be playing ? Skull : Die , die . Chowedr : Who knows ? He once played for four days straight , on one quarter , a gallon of chocolate milk and an adult diaper . DJ : The man ’ s legend . Jenny : Well , if he ’ s not out of the game zone , then we are going in . Chowder : What ? What ? DJ : Jenny . Skull : … . . You ’ re gonna die , you ’ re gonna die . Oh , did you see that ? I just chopped off your head again . Your head ’ s rolling . You can ’ t see it . Because your eyes are on your head . DJ : Sir ? Skull : What ? I ’ m busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen . What ? DJ : Okay . Old man Nebbercracker ’ s house is possessed . Then I need to know how to destroy it before it comes out try to kill … Skull : Calm down . You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it . Oh , you like the steel of my blade . It ’ s so cold . Skull : Possessed house ? You say . In my travels to the video stores and comic - book conventions , I ’ ve seen many strange and wondrous things . And I ’ ve heard tell of man - made structures , becoming possessed by a human soul , so that the spirit becomes merged with wood and brick , creating a rare form of monster , known as Domus mactabilis . DJ : The house is Mr . Nebbercracker . Chowder : We are its murderous enemies . Skull : Have fun getting killed . Look at that blood . DJ : So , how do we kill it ? Skull : You ’ ve gotta strike at the source of life , the heart . DJ : But houses don ’ t have hearts . Skull : Yes ! Yeah , you might be right about that . ( 삐삐 소리 ) Sorry children . But I ’ ve got some very , very important business to take care of . I won ’ t be seeing you later . “ Thou Art Dead ! ” “ Ta - ta - ta - ta , ta - ta - ta - ta ” Jenny : So , we need to strike at the heart . Chowder : Yeah , but where are we gonna find a heart inside a house ? DJ : Ever since Nebbercracker died , there ’ s been smoke coming out of that chimney . Jenny : The furnace . The furnace is the heart . If we wanna put out the fire , we ’ re goona have to go inside . Chowder : Without getting chewed to pieces . DJ : Dummy ! Chowder : Hey , I was just doodling . DJ : No , Chowder . This is it . First , we build the dummy . We fill the dummy with a few gallons of cold medicine . You borrow it from your dad ’ s pharmacy . Chowder : Ah , say what ? DJ : Feed the dummy to the house , house eats the medicine , house goes to sleep … Chowder : Look at this . DJ : We get in , douse the fire and get out . DJ : Questions ? Chowder : Yes , are you nuts ? I don ’ t wanna steal drugs from my father , I don ’ t wanna go inside a monster and I don ’ t wanna die . Jenny : I say it ’ s worth a shot . Chowder : Yes , I agree . Let ’ s do it . 더미 제작 과정 … Chowder : Hey , but … I wanted that one . Jenny : You ’ ve got to be kidding me . Chowder : Yes . 쓰레기통 을 뒤집어쓰 고 몬스터 하우스 로 접근 … DJ : Chowder , quiet ! Chowder : Sorry . DJ : Go ! Chowder : All right , little vacuum - cleaner dummy , I ’ m gonna move you into position . You don ’ t be scared . That ’ s not how I trained you . I love you , vacuum - cleaner dummy . DJ : Chowder , come on . Chowder : Okay . 제니 새총 으로 초인종 을 누른다 . Jenny : Yes . Chowder : Trick or treat ! DJ : Plug it in . 몬스터 하우스 로 접근 하 는 더미 . 막 성공 하 려는 찰 라 등장 하 는 경찰차 . DJ : So close . Senior cop : Littering , loitering , vandalism , vagrancy … Rookie cop : And treason . Senior cop : No , not treason . Rookie cop : Are you sure ? Because … Senior cop : I ’ m sure ! All right , kids , out of the trash cans . Let ’ s go . Rookie cop : Come on . You heard the big guy . You see the light . Walk towards it . Come on . Keep it moving . All right , drop your weapons . Pass them to me . Come on . I will shoot you . Senior cop : Rookie , we got here . You stay here , I ’ m checking this out . Rookie cop : I am on it . You all think something ’ s funny ? You testing me , huh ? Tough girl ? You disrespecting the badge ? You don ’ t want none of this . I ’ m telling you , test me , please . Senior cop : That ’ s it . That is it . Rookie cop : You got something to say , Porky ? Huh ? Senior cop : That ’ s it . We ’ re taking them in . Rookie cop : That ’ s what I ’ m talking about . Where we taking them ? Senior cop : To jail . Let ’ s go ! Rookie cop : You hear that ? You guys are going to jail . DJ : But , officer , you ’ ve gotta believe us . Rookie cop : Yeah , yeah , yeah . 2 percent . You got the right to shut up . Jenny : Okay , the house is a monster . Rookie cop : And to think I believe you . Chowder : Hey , listen . I ’ m with you guys . My cousin ’ s a cop in Milwaukee . I mean , kind of a cop . He has a gun . Senior cop : Yeah , they are gonna love you downtown , Jughead . Rookie cop : We , we are supercops . Senior cop : Yeah , that ’ s why I live in a condo . Rookie cop : You hear that ? Senior cop : Yeah , that ’ s my stomach . I ’ m starving . Rookie cop : No , no , no , no . That sounds like the dangerous creature . I ’ m gonna go check it out . Senior cop : Oh , my gosh . This is like trying to wrangle a puppy . All right , I ’ ll be back . 몬스터 하우스 문 앞 에서 요상한 제스처 를 취하 는 루키 캅 . Senior cop : What ? Rookie cop : Shhhh ! I tell you . Super - roll . DJ : Stop ! Stop ! Chowder : Hey , hey , come on ! Rookie cop : Where you at , Spooky creature ? I ’ m gonna find you . Rookie cop : Freeze ! Tree … ? Hey , what you doing ? You can ’ t do that . Not to an officer , brother . That is illegal . Senior cop : I ’ m coming buddy ! Rookie cop : Put me down ! Senior cop : I ’ m gonna go get backup . Rookie cop : I though there was no backup . Senior cop : I ’ m getting Judy . Judy ! !!! Rookie cop : Help ! Mama ! Chowder : Oh , my god ! Oh , my god ! Oh , my god ! Oh , my god ! DJ : Shhh ! Chowder : I think I ’ m having a stroke . Jenny : Just try to stay calm , okay ? We ’ ll be alright if we just stay calm . 나무 가 경찰차 를 덮친다 . Chowder : I ’ m too young to die ! Chowder : Jenny , I ’ ve always love you . Jenny : Chowder ! Chowder : Sorry . Chowder : Mama ! Chowder : I can ’ t look . DJ : Guys , come on , let ’ s go ! 문 이 닫히 고 집안 에 갇힌 일행 들 . Chowder : We ’ re dead . You ’ ve killed us and now we ’ re dead . DJ : Shh ! I don ’ t think the house knows we ’ re in here . I bet it thinks we ’ re still in the car . Jenny : Listen ! It sounds like it ’ s sleeping . DJ : The only way that we ’ re gonna get out of here alive is , if we find the heart , we put out the fire . Chowder : Maybe we should examine our other options ? DJ : Sure , other option . You wait here and do nothing until it wakes up and eats us . Chowder : Find the heart , put out the fire , got it . DJ : Explosives . That ’ s so cool ! DJ : He was watching me . Jenny : DJ ! Did you ever see a wife ? DJ : People used to say he had one , but he fattened her up , and he ate her . DJ : Demolition squad . 갑자기 무언가 떨어지 는 소리 . Chowder : Sorry . DJ : Come on . Jenny : Be quiet ! Chowder : Don ’ t worry . I have a very light step . Chowder : There ! Right there ! Shoot it ! 샹들리에 에 물총 발사 . 바닥 이 열리 고 물기둥 이 문밖 으로 빠져 나간다 . Chowder : What ? I thought if I shot the heart , that … Jenny : That ’ s not the heart . Chowder : Then , what is it ? Jenny : Well , if those are the teeth , and that ’ s the tongue , and that must be the uvula . Chowder : Oh , so , it ’ s a girl house . Jenny : What ? No . It stimulates the gag reflex . Everyone has a uvula . Chowder : Not me . DJ : Shh ! 앞 으로 조심스레 다가서 는 디제이 Chowder : No ! DJ : Okay , let ’ s move . DJ : We need to move quickly and quietly . Don ’ t touch anything . And stay together … 밑 으로 떨어지 는 디제이 Jenny : DJ ! Chowder : Wait ! Chowder : I ’ ll save you . 제니 를 보 고 놀란 차우더 물총 을 쏘 아 댄다 . Jenny : Chowder , knock it off ! Chowder : Sorry , I thought you were … DJ ! 다시 장난감 에다가 물총 을 발사 하 는 차우더 . Jenny : Chowder , it ’ s a toy . Chowder : Oh , yeah . Jenny : Where ’ s DJ ? DJ ? DJ : Over here . Chowder : Oh , look at all these toys . Jenny : This must be where Nebbercracker kept his stash . Chowder : Stash . DJ : I think you guys should have a look at this . Constance , The giantess . DJ : The key ! Jenny : Come on , DJ . We don ’ t have time for this . Chowder : Yeah , we ’ ve gotta find a way out of here . Chowder : What are you doing ? Chowder : We have a Ping Pong table in our basement . DJ : Constance ! Chowder : Holy moly . He really did eat her . DJ : Couldn ’ t have . Her whole body is buried in cement . Jenny : Look at all this stuff . Why would he build her a shrine if he murdered her ? Chowder : Maybe he felt guiltier or something . DJ , can we please get out of here ? DJ : Shh ! I always knew you were hiding something , Mr . Nebbercracker . 디제이 뭔가 에 걸려 콘스탄틴 앞 으로 넘어진다 . Jenny : DJ ! Chowder : Way to go ! Big nose ! Jenny : It ’ s awake ! DJ : Run ! Jenny : Hide ! 어디 선가 들리 는 농구공 소리 . Chowder : Hey , I know that sound . My ball ! Where are you going ? Come here . DJ : Chowder , come back ! Chowder : You get back here . Gotcha ! Chowder : Killer Slinkys ! DJ : Chowder ! Jenny : Leave me alone ! Jenny : DJ ! DJ : Oh , no . DJ : Get off ! DJ : Jenny ! Jenny : Chowder ! DJ : Come on , Chowder . Grab on ! Gotcha ! Jenny : DJ , look out ! No ! Jenny : The uvula ! Jenny : DJ ! DJ : Chowder ! Chowder : Mommy ! 몬스터 하우스 가 물 을 토해 내 고 세 명 은 집 밖 으로 밀려 나온다 . Jenny : Gross . Chowder : Did we just get upchucked ? Jenny : The uvula , nature ’ s emergency exit . Chowder : That ’ s it . Another great idea , DJ . Brilliant . DJ : What do you want from me , Chowder ? I don ’ t see you coming up with any big ideas . Chowder : Oh , yeah ? Yeah ? Do you wanna hear my big idea ? I ’ m going home to make a pretzel sandwich . See you . DJ : Chowder , the house is still alive and you are gonna wuss out ? Chowder : I risked my life for you , I stole drugs for you and I could ’ ve died in there . DJ : Yeah , me , too . Chowder : Yeah , but you are the one that killed Nebbercarcker in the first place . DJ : Getting your stupid ball back . Jenny : You guys , stop fighting . You ’ re acting like babies . DJ : We are babies . What were we thinking ? We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine . How lame can you get ? Chowder : Where are you going ? DJ : I ’ m going home . I suck . 앰뷸런스 등장 . 디제이 쓰러진다 . Jenny : DJ ! Chowder : At least , it ’ s an ambulance . Chowder : DJ ? 죽 은 줄 만 알 았 던 네버 크래커 씨 등장 ! Chowder : It ’ s a ghost ! Be gone ! Fie ! Nebbercracker : Be gone yourself . Get away ! Chowder : He ’ s not a ghost . He ’ s not dead . I ’ m not a murderer . Nebbercracker : Of course , I ’ m not dead . Who said I was dead ? You ’ ll be dead if you don ’ t scram . Chowder : Come on , DJ . Jenny : Let ’ s hurry . Nebbercracker : Don ’ t you know what day this is ? I ’ m running out of time . I ’ m running out of time . Honey , I ’ m home . Nebbercracker : Oh , look at you , dear . Your shingles are all ruffled , and your windows are cracked , but oh , it ’ s no problem , sweetheart . It ’ s no problem at all . DJ : It ’ s her . The house is her . Jenny : DJ , what are you doing ? Chowder : Wait ! Come on ! Jenny : Come back ! Chowder : Where are you going ? Nebbercracker : Paint and vanish can ’ t handle . DJ : Mr . Nebbercracker ! DJ : I know about Constance . Nebbercracker : You what ? What do you know ? You don ’ t know anything . You were in my house ? You … DJ : You didn ’ t kill her , did you ? Nebbercracker : I love her so much . 콘스탄스 의 슬픈 과거 . Nebbercracker : Hello ? It ’ s okay . I can take you away from here . Would you like that ? Constance : Yes . Nebbercracker : All right . Okay , open your eyes . Constance : Oh ! Nebbercracker : now , it ’ s not much , I know , but just … Constance : Darling . 집 이 지 어 지 고 돌 을 던지 는 아이 들 . Constance : Get away from my house ! Rip them to bits . Help . Nebbercracker : Constance . Constance : Help ! Help ! Nebbercracker : What ’ s wrong ? Are you hurt ? Constance : Hurt ? Yes , I ’ m hurt . Those criminals are attacking my house . Children : Trick or treat ! Nebbercracker : Now , now . They , they are just kids , dear . It ’ s Halloween . Constance : No , no , no . It ’ s my house and they ’ re hurting me . Nebbercracker : Constance , look at me . Look at me . As long as I am here , I will never let anyone hurt you . 날아오 는 계란 에 맞 는 콘스탄스 . 흥분 하 는 콘스탄스 . Nebbercracker : Constance ! Constance : You , vandals ! You , hooligans ! I ’ ll get you . Nebbercracker : Constance , no ! 중심 을 잃 고 지하 로 떨어지 는 콘스탄스 . 그 위 로 퍼부 어 지 는 시멘트 … --; Nebbercracker : So , I finished the house . She would ’ ve wanted that . She died but she didn ’ t leave . Nebbercracker : And night , that , that one night of every year , I had to take precautions . Children : Trick or treat ! Nebbercracker : I had to , I had to . Nebbercracker : Hey ! Get a … Stay away from my house ! Nebbercracker : She attacks anyone who comes near . Go . I ’ m , I ’ m coming , dear . Go ! DJ : No , no , no , wait ! I can ’ t let you do this , Mr . Nebbercracker . I know you ’ ve been protecting us . But now it ’ s our turn to protect you . Let her go . Nebbercracker : But if I let her go , I ’ ll have no one . DJ : That ’ s not true . 네버 크래커 씨 의 배신 에 열받 은 몬스터 하우스 . 극 강의 모습 으로 변신 … Nebbercracker : Constance , no ! Chowder : The house is alive ! DJ : This way , this way , come on . You guys , come on . Nebbercracker : What are you doing ? Chowder : Trying to slow the house down . Nebbercracker : Move it ! Pork Chop ! DJ : Come on , Mr . Nebbercracker . Come on . Nebbercracker : I , I , I can ’ t . DJ : Mr . Nebbercracker . Hurry ! Nebbercracker : Go on ! I ’ ll be alright . DJ : What are you waiting for ? Come on ! Nebbercracker : You stay away from those children , Constance . Nebbercracker : Constance . DJ : Mr . Nebbercracker . Nebbercracker : Oh , now … There , there , girl … My sweet ! You ’ ve been a bad girl , haven ’ t you ? You ’ ve hurt people . Oh , Constance . Nebbercracker : Oh , we ’ ve always known this day would come . Haven ’ t we ? I , I have to make things right . I have to make things right . Nebbercracker : Constance ! I ’ ve always done what ’ s best for you . Haven ’ t I ? Haven ’ t I , girl ? DJ : Come on , let ’ s move . Nebbercracker : Oh , Constance . 네버 크래커 씨 다이너마이트 를 점 화 시키 기 위해 성냥 을 켠다 . Nebbercracker : Let this thing be the right thing to do . 네버 크래커 씨 가 다이너마이트 에 불 을 붙이 려는 찰나 , 몬스터 하우스 가 네 버크 레커 씨 를 움켜쥐 고 디제이 일행 이 포크 레인 을 몰 고 나타난다 . DJ : Leave him alone ! Chowder : Yeah , get your grubby branches off the old man ! Take that ! And that ! 몬스터 하우스 네버 크래커 씨 를 집 어 던지 고 포크 레인 을 상대 한다 . DJ : Mr . Nebbercracker ! Nebbercracker : Oh , Kid , come here . Take this . DJ : What ? Nebbercracker : You have to help me , please . I know you can do it . Go on ! Go , hurry ! Jenny : How do you know how to drive this thing ? Chowder : I don ’ t . DJ : The chimney . The chimney leads to the heart . 제니 가 포크 레인 밖 으로 떨어진다 . Chowder : Jenny ! 몬스터 하우스 다이너마이트 에 불 을 붙이 려던 디제이 도 공격 . 디제이 언덕 에서 굴러떨어진다 . DJ : Jenny ! Are you all right ? Jenny : I ’ m not sure . 제니 다이너마이트 를 들 고 있 는 디제이 발견 Jenny : DJ ! Get rid of that thing . DJ : I ’ m working on it . DJ : Chowder , I need you to get the house down under that crane . Think you could do that ? Chowder : Piece of cake . DJ : Come on . 몬스터 하우스 와 장렬 한 싸움 을 벌이 는 차우더 . Chowder : You think you can just mess with my friends ? Jenny : DJ , look ! 포크 레인 이 언덕 밑 으로 미끄러져 내려오 고 몬스터 하우스 도 따라 내려온다 . Chowder : Mommy ! 언덕 밑 으로 내려오 면서 산산 조각 이 나 버린 몬스터 하우스 . DJ : Chowder ! Come in , Chowder ! Chowder , buddy ? Chowder : Hey , hey , guys ! Look at who just won . It ’ s me . The screwup . DJ : Way to go , Chowder , you did it ! Chowder : Look at me . Look at Chowder , Oh , yeah ! 디제이 와 제니 기쁨 에 포옹 을 했 다가 어색 해 진다 . DJ : Sorry . Chowder : Guys , come on . Yes , look at me ! 역시 나 다시 살아나 는 몬스터 하우스 --; Chowder : You can ’ t do that . That ’ s not fair . 크레인 에 오르 는 디제이 와 제니 . Chowder : No , get on the top . Help ! DJ : That ’ s it , Chowder . Keep her coming . Chowder : You ain ’ t nothing . You ’ re a shack . You ’ re an outhouse . Chowder : No ! 차우더 포크 레인 에서 떨어지 고 최대 의 위기 상황 을 맞 는다 . DJ : I can ’ t . Jenny : Yes , you can . Go ! DJ : I kissed a girl . I kissed a girl on the lips . Chowder : Guys ! Anytime now ! Chowder : Sorry . Jenny : DJ , hurry ! Chowder : I ’ m flying ! DJ : on the count three , I want you to light the dynamite . Jenny : Okay , got it . DJ : one ! Jenny : Come on , come on , come on . DJ : Two ! Jenny : Yes ! DJ : Thr … 디제이 레버 를 잘못 당겨서 포크 레인 의 줄 과 함께 아래 로 떨어진다 . Jenny : DJ ! DJ : Three ! 제니 불 붙 은 다이너마이트 를 디제이 에게 던진다 . 디제이 다이너마이트 를 굴뚝 속 으로 던져 넣 는데 성공 ! 몬스터 하우스 폭발 하 고 상황 종료 ! !! DJ : Shh ! Do you guys hear something ? It ’ s over there . Come on ! 네버 크래커 씨 와 콘스탄스 와 의 이별 . Nebbercracker : Oh , dear ! Good bye ! DJ : I ’ m sorry Mr . Nebbercracker about your house , and your wife , your house - wife . Nebbercracker : Forty five years . We have been trapped for forty - five years . And now , we ’ re free . We ’ re free ! Thank you , friend . Thank you all . We ’ re free ! 몬스터 하우스 가 있 던 자리 . Children : Thank you , Thanks , happy Halloween ! Children : Trick or treat ! Trick or treat ! DJ : Here we go . Children : Wow ! Thanks , Thanks . DJ : Happy Halloween ! Next ! Girl : What happened to Nebbercracker ’ s house ? DJ : It turned into a monster , so I blew it up . Girl : Trick or treat ! DJ : We ’ re gonna need a tricycle . Nebbercracker : one tricycle coming up . Chowder : Tricycle . Jenny : Tricycle . DJ : Tricycle . Girl : Hello , tricycle . I missed you so much . Thank you , mister . Girl ’ s mom : Good bye , now . DJ : Happy Halloween ! 제니 엄마 의 차 등장 . Jenny : There ’ s my mom . So , we should hang out again , soon . DJ , Chowder : Yeah ! Jenny : See you . Good luck with the puberty ! Chowder : She grabbed my butt . DJ : That ’ s nice , Chowder . DJ : Hey , Mr . Nebbercracker . It ’ s time to go . Nebbercracker : Oh , you go on . I ’ ve got some work to do . 농구공 을 돌려받 는 차우더 . Chowder : All right ! Thanks . Nebbercracker : I ’ ll see you around . DJ , Chowder : All right ! Bye ! Nebbercracker : Hey ! Stay off my lawn . I ’ m just kidding . DJ : You think he ’ ll be okay ? Chowder : Yeah , he ’ ll be fine . He ’ ll go vacation , get some color , maybe he ’ ll meet someone new . This time maybe a nice beach house . Chowder : Hey , DJ . Look who ’ s here ? DJ : Yeah , I can see that , thank you . Chowder : No , biggie . Dad : Hey , boys . DJ : Hey , Dad . Mom : Oh , what the heck kind … No , don ’ t tell me . Let me guess . It ’ s … dirty pirates ? DJ : That ’ s it ! Dirty pirates . Mom : Fun ! Fun ! Oh , you look adorable . Have fun tonight . Chowder : You know , you ’ re right . We ’ re definitely too old for trick - or - treating . DJ : Oh yeah , No question about it . on the other hand , we ’ ve been working all night . Chowder : Candy time ? DJ : Candy time . Chowder : We ’ re back ! Yes ! Candy . 마지막 본즈 등장 . Bones : Wow ! - The End -