the one about the midget squeeking his whole arm up my asshole was uplifting to allot of people <| sep |> I beg to differ ! <| sep |> Thank you for Pokemon trade is very cute ! <| sep |> Very good points . Nevermind then . I ' ve been trying to figure out how to do this for the last week and love that someone else did the work instead . And yet . I must know how ! !!<| sep |> It wasn ' t one person . It was all of my friends . I met them in Junior High . Before then I had moved so much I never managed to acquire any friends . These people were pretty much instant best friends and it was awesome . I finally had friends ! But I didn ' t know much yet , not how nuanced these things can be . My mom would tell me things like you ' re known by the company you keep and I ' d just get offended on their behalf . These were my friends , people who accepted me for who I was ! The part I was missing is that they only loved who I was then . They didn ' t like me , they liked sharing misery with me . The more I improved my life , the more these friends started picking on me . With some it progressed beyond picking on and some grew to hate me and try to insult me whenever they could . It took until I was 19 years old to really accept this reality and do something about it . Life got lonely for a bit but then it got much better than it ever had been . I have a whole family of amazing , real friends now . I also learned that decent and good parents say those things because they care about you specifically . They don ' t have loyalties to your friends , only to you . You don ' t have to do everything they say or think they ' re always right , it ' s just good to consider what they say beyond getting offended .