Small Business Saturday sponsored by a mega corporation who charges ludicrous fees for said small businesses to use their service . # JUSTCAPITALISMTHINGS <| sep |> See my other comment for the story . When I was a kid , I caught a snake , then a frog to feed it and saw it with my own eyes . <| sep |> Around here , we get cute college girl volunteers . When she came by , i was dogsitting although i also own catsSo next to me were 2 dogs , and 2 cats just sitting there staring at the girl . She asks me if I own any animals . I say uh . No ? . She laughs and says they ' ll be checking again in a few weeks , and if I havent gotten their medals by then , I ' ll be fined $ 100 pet , or I can buy them on the spot when they come to check up on me again . They never came back .