Hilarious . I ' m at 2 males so far . Hopefully my female is coming up . <| sep |> The Navajo , Cherokee , Sioux , etc may have a different opinion . <| sep |> I have a story like this about someone I was friendsroommates with my last year of college . When I first met the guy , he had a few annoying alpha male traits , but he seemed like a decent dude who was fun to hang out with overall . As time went on though , his jerkasshole traits became way more obvious and led to us getting into a fight . One of his annoying habits was that he would prank people and give them shit . He would always defend himself by saying Oh , I do this to everyone , I don ' t mean anything by it , blah blah blah which I would buy except for three things 1 . For every time he bashed on one of his other friends or roommates , there was probably 100 times he would make fun of me a slight exaggeration , but you guys get the point 2 . When he gave me shit , he came off as an overly mean spirited dick about it and last but not least 3 . He was absolutely merciless and did not know when to stop with the pranking , mean spirited remarks and so on . After awhile , even though he said he was just kidding and had good intentions , the constant chop breaking eventually took its toll on me . Naturally , he always gave me shit because I didn ' t engage in his stupid bullshitting matches and would usually tell him to shut the hell up , instead of sitting on my ass thinking of ways to argue and fight with him . Furthermore , the dude had a hair trigger temper and would start a fight , make himself angry about something stupid complete with yelling and screaming at the drop of the hat . Plus , he also had a really annoying tendency to interrupt and talk over you , seriously overused your mom jokes , and the list goes on . If I got angry at him or simply didn ' t talk shit with him , he ' d get pissy and call me uptight for it . It finally came to head after he tried to kick me out of his car because I called him out on his bullshit . Oddly enough , for someone who made a damn art form out of making mean spirited remarks toward other people , he had really thin skin himself . The next night , we got into an argument and technically made up , but things were never the same between us . Anyway , after I finished up my internship and was running low on money , I basically had no reason to stay there anymore and moved back home . After I moved back to my hometown , I didn ' t really keep touch with him , but to be fair , he didn ' t make any effort to still be friends with me either . A year later , he pissed off another friend of mine , who simply got sick of his antics and stopped talking to him too . I realize the dude had good intentions and many guys kind of give each other shit in a joking way , but his overly mean spiritedbully personality really got annoying after living with him for a few months . Bizarrely enough , I came across his profile on Facebook a few months ago on my friend ' s wall and he ' s currently married with a kid , go figure .