I would go to your nearest local game store . The community is pretty friendly most of the time and I ' m sure that if you ask , players will be glad to teach you how to play . Some people really make Magic a large part of their life and like me consider it to be the greatest game of them all . I can say that I have played a few EDH games that were an experience far better than penetrating a woman . Go on and learn for yourself . You will accumulate many friends and memories that will make you smile on your journey through life . <| sep |> He looks like he ' s in a lot of pain for this <| sep |> Ryan Grant running right by the ball . Cut his ass now <| sep |> So all they have to do is kick it out of bounds for a free penalty ? WTF ?