I did something like that when I was a teenager . I got fired from Dairy Queen , and the boss told me to work the rest of my shift . So , I ended up throwing an entire box of hamburger meat through the cooker , and did fuck all for the rest of the shift . In hindsight , not the most professional thing to do , but that ' s what happens when you fire a 14 year old and ask them to keep working . <| sep |> So , what is real news according to you ? Alex jones and stormfront ? <| sep |> Since he can play all five positions I ' m gonna go with Lebron , Lebron , and Lebron . For the WTF factor for when we get found . Where ' d these two extra Lebron ' s come from ? Has there been a rip in spacetime ? Which Lebron is the real Lebron ? Do they split his wealth evenly ? Do the Cavs get all three Lebrons or do they enter FA ?