Jeeesus frickin Christ you ' ve McGyvered yourself an oven ! I guess it ' s time for a repair , or is cost effective to just get a new one ? <| sep |> Oh sorry PS 4 <| sep |> I ' m a TL fan and still suffer from double TPTSD but that moment was hilarious <| sep |> Not in a serving role . They make great money compared to other hourly positions at Disney ! <| sep |> Many years ago I had to do an internal structural survey of a Victorian era paper mill deep in the countryside . It was huge but a one man job nonetheless . The place was silent . You could hear a pin drop inside . It had closed in the 40 ' s and been kept locked since WW 2 . All the windows had been boarded up so there was no natural light and the grounds were patrolled by a security guard . We had radios so I could call if I got in trouble . First day ground floor . All fine , some old machinery and a lot of dust . Second day Top floor attic area . A few pigeons but all good otherwise . Third day basement . Waist deep water everywhere , no windows so not even a sliver of light . Me being keen as fuck to impress the boss decided not to tell the office about this potential death hazard and crack on with the job . So I bought a pair of fishing waiders and went downstairs . It was so dark I couldn ' t see a thing . I was carrying a tape measure , clipboard , flashlight and radio whilst waiding thru waist deep water in pitch black darkness . This is when I started to hear shit . First footsteps from the floor above , like children running . I ignored that and concentrated on my work . Next I start hearing muffled voices . I thought that it must be architects or whatever doing an inspection of the building . So I ignored that . Then I heard a giant splash in the water behind me and what sounded like someone waiding toward me . I shit myself and spun around , desperately searching for someone in the darkness . No one was there so I decided 3 times a charm and got the hell out of the building as quickly as I could . I asked the old security guy at the main gate if anyone had been on site and he said it was just me and him and no one else had even driven past let alone come onto the property . He said that he had tried to radio a couple of times to check if I was ok but could only hear static . Turns out if I had got in trouble this cunt would have just kept reading the paper . TLDR I was alone in an old building and heard noises . Edit for grammer