I remember hearing about this on the playground when I was around five . The relatively sanitized version we got was that he jumped onto stage in front of a packed AMC movie theatre and started waggling his dick in front of everyone . Which reminds me of the safeforkids version of how Magic Johnson got Aids he shared a glass of wine with a lady friend . <| sep |> I added you too . My FC istel 68 . <| sep |> There are just a handful of players on that list man , it ' s not too hard to work out if you really care about it . The leading goal scorer Costa has 82 points and costs 10 . 6 so 7 . 74 if you were to buy him now . Getting him early when he was only 9 . 5 would obviously inflate the figure . With price changes being so dynamic this year it ' s a pretty useless stat calculating points per million as a lot of the names on this list have been in people ' s teams for quite some time .