I ' m going to have to agree that the Columbia is just as important as the other rivers . It represents a third of all hydroelectric potential in the US . <| sep |> Thats what it is <| sep |> The thing with the whopperito is too many people fail to realize what it truly is . Too many people see it as fast food , and not the beautiful artistic masterpiece that it is . See , when you bite into a whopperito , it ' s not just flavors and textures that you ' re experiencing . It ' s art , in your mouth . A goddamn symphony of flavor . Let me give some context to this review here . Let me tell you about my first time eating , nay , experiencing , a whopperito . It was saturday night . I was drunk . I was high Yeah , I ' m out of the army . Yeah , I ' m in a state with legal recreational marijuana . What are you gonna do about it ? . I needed something to munch on . After checking my kitchen cupboards and my fridge , I was dismayed to find that I had nothing good to eat . I knew I had to go somewhere . Luckily there was a burger king with a 24 hour drive through right by my house . Determined , I set out to get some grub . After stumbling down the street , I finally made it to the burger king . I WANT A WHOPPER ! I shouted , my words terribly slurred . To my terrible dismay , the robot voice on the drive thru speaker told me they were out of buns . Out of buns ? What burger king would have no buns at 3 AM ? Reluctantly , I settled for the one things that had delicious beef and cheese and did not have a bun . I ordered a whopperito . When I got to the window , the teller asked me for my money . I excitedly handed the teller my money , growing more psyched by the second . Whopperito ? What is this ? I have to see how it is ! The cashier took my money and counted it , then turned back to me and told me I was a few bucks short . WHAT ? I said drunkenly , How much more money do you need ? He locked eyes with me , his face tired of dealing with late night drunks in the drive through . I need about tree fiddy . And it was at that moment that I realized that drive thru worker was about 20 feet tall and from the paleolithic era ! GODDAMMIT MONSTAH ! I shouted , I aint givin you no tree fiddy ! And I left . I went home . I didn ' t have the whopperito . The end .