Just because you don ' t think a surprise penis wouldn ' t be traumatic doesn ' t make it less of a problem for others . Why are you not reading my comment before replying to it ? I ' m sure some people would find such an experience traumatic . Is your desire to correct someone on the Internet so deep you ' re literally willing to ignore part of their comment ? Honestly , I really want to understand people like you . I think I ' d understand the Internet better if I got an explanation for that . It ' s baffling . <| sep |> Fine . I rescind all my past logic and will throw it out . I suppose I didn ' t understand what Andrew was doing properly and was just being stupid . My apologies . <| sep |> What is the alternative ? <| sep |> Speaking as an Australian , where cheese curds are very hard to find if you don ' t have your own cows , could I make a reasonable facsimile using rinsed cottage cheese ?