Haha , ok have a nice dayTakes out bagPlaces it on counterFumbles with the looping latchOpens itReaches insidePulls out a smaller walletUnwinds a twirling rope that is the latchHears phone buzzStopsChecks the phoneGives a soft chuckleOpens the walletReaches inPulls out a change purseStuffs the coins in therePlaces the coin purse back into the wallet so precariously that you start worrying a giant boulder may come rolling into the situationPuts any paper money in the walletWinds the latchPuts the wallet into the bagFixes the clasp on the bag , with some difficultyThrows it over shoulderStarts to leaveaha , oh silly me , my phone ! Grabs phone from counterStarts turning to goSomeone who knows them comes up to them in the lineupOHHHH Well , isn ' t THIS a surprise , I haven ' t seen you in YEAAARS ! I work at a coffee shop , as a supervisor , and this happens SO OFTEN . Why do so many women have such complicated setups , I just throw all my shit into my purse all whatever I ' ll deal with this shit laterJesus even typing that out gave me agita .