Why would I do such a thing ? What are you talking about ? <| sep |> OK well I ' m an American who married a Russian woman in America . We don ' t have family close by but she made a ton or Russian national friends here . So in lieu of a nice family dinner of political arguments and embarrassing reminders from relatives , we went to a dinner hosted by a bunch or young single Russian women . Now while that sounds great to a single guy , I am not single . The food was what you would expect a bunch of young single girls to prepare taste like shit . Now usually I would have at least my vaporizer to deliver the calming nicotine that I crave during times of mandatory social interaction , however I forgot it after I was rushed to the car with bags of food and other crap for the party . Oh did I mention I have two cartridges full of Mary Jane extract in my pocket that could have saved me as well . Those cartridges are useless without my vaporizer . So after the shitty food and nondiscussion that was dinner with a bunch of women who don ' t speak english , we not we , my wife and her friends decided to go to a karaoke bar . So here I am , sober , hungry , pissed off , and completely unable to do fuck all about it . Please save me . Seriously someone stop by and give me a few puffs of a joint at least . Just give me an excuse to get out of this fucking room with shrieking women trying to sing Beyonce or whatever the fuck young single women worship these days . Need anymore info ? Seriously I ' m trapped here and I ' m freezing .