Nice ! Thanks for sharing <| sep |> Valve already knows . I ' m sure every single employee of Valve is absolutely sick of the thousands of HL 3 jokes they must hear year after year . Spoiler Alert They haven ' t made it yet because when they DO make it , it ' ll have the same fate as Duke Nukem Forever where the extreme hype around the game will guarantee nothing could possibly live up to it , and the game will flop horribly taking a great series and dragging it ' s corpse through the mud . <| sep |> Don ' t tell me what to do , woman . <| sep |> Probably get a lot of people fired for not showing up to work in two weeks . <| sep |> I only hope to become half the man you wish me to be . <| sep |> I feel like I ' m a worse person for just knowing that this exists . Also , even though it ' s fake , the image of this grown ass guy casually talking to a 12 year old girl about cheating and her love life is creepy as hell .