Stops shelfstackers from having to clean toilets . What , the shelf stackers are too good to clean toilets ? <| sep |> The one time in my life I will probably find myself agreeing with Ben The KKK is okkk Garrison . <| sep |> Summary of article environmental group tries to rank companies based on environmental policies , carbon emissions , etc . Author of article translates that somehow into positioning for the future . The article says Exxon is poorly positioned because it doesn ' t have a lot of natural gas in terms of its nat gasoil mix , has high emissions as a company with massive output compared with total and eni and some of the other ' majors ' listed , no shit , and has historically not been super environmentally friendly based pretty heavily on the suppression of knowledge of climate change . The article does not talk about renewables . The article does not talk about why natural gas is apparently the only future in which case shell probably should be ranked higher based on volume of natural gas , rather than percentage of mix . The article only briefly considers capital and the ability to shift into whichever technology or resource wins out , be it a continuation of oil , natural gas , solar , wind , geothermal , or something else entirely . In each of these cases , the best positioned is different , natural gas is probably shell . Geothermal would be Chevron . Bp might be wind or solar . Exxon is well positioned for any because of its cash situation , so it being ranked 10 of 11 in this ranking is laughable . Also laughable is the idea that suncor , eni , and statoil and other unmentioned companies not named total , Exxon , Chevron , shell , and possibly eni and bp are considered majors . Big companies , sure . Majors , nah . The lady at oilprice who wrote this did not do a lot of deep thinking about this one . TLDR article extrapolates poorly from limited dataset , writes uninformed article without considering a lot of things . Let ' s hear where everyone think the future of energy is , though . Solar seems to be the market leader as a replacement for energy for electricity . Everyone agree or is it gonna be wind or something else ?