I ' m kind of sad that wasn ' t a TIFU post . TiFU Instructions unclear , tried to insert fleshlight into Urethra . Urologist is vomiting and screaming in hallway right now . <| sep |> There is no daughter of Luke . She will become daughter in law to Leia , then pump out them force babies to make bank for Disney . <| sep |> Not even sure that would work . A lot of them are brainwashed to the extreme and believe they deserve the punishment . <| sep |> Too much of a hassle , and too expensive . <| sep |> nice looking tank <| sep |> Stickers won ' t help . I went to college in the US in a town where 100 F was normal . For work I supervised their conference centre . Every exit door had a big sign on it saying the AC can ' t work if you prop the door open . In the first ten minutes after a conference started I would walk around the outside moving the chairs they were using to prop the doors open . People would rush out and say But it ' s warm in here ! ' Yeah , no shit , 400 people just entered a room at once . The building was built to handle the local weather , give the HVAC 10 minutes to catch up to the sudden heat you pumped into it . Then 10 minutes later I ' d do another walk around the exterior .