DEAN is wavvyyy <| sep |> This team changes name every year . It was the KOO Tigers , then the ROX Tigers , now they are the RIP Tigers . <| sep |> Wait wait . it ' s the tribe that ' s being greedy ? Not the corporation destroying their burial sites and contaminating their water ? Jeez , Trumpets just spread their cheeks for big businessmen , don ' t they ? <| sep |> What do you do when avoiding those people means completely throwing away your football career , the only thing you ' ve got going for you ? It ' s not as simple as well this is bad so just stop it mmkay <| sep |> It wasn ' t . them . Where was the James May rants about how the clothes were itchy and it was hot out and he got sand in his shoe and HammondJeremy needed to do this properly and stop mucking about , there ' s a method for clearing a room and the sas use it for a reason you blithering idiots ! ? Where was Jeremy and James letting Hammond run ahead while they talked about 80 ' s rock bands ? Where was Hammond getting obsessive and thinking he ' s James Bond ? Where was Jeremy acting like he ' s the captain giving orders and the other 2 get fed up with him ? Why won ' t you go first this time Jezza ? ? Because officers can ' t risk getting shot James , you know that as a play on the Burma special . The whole script and actions felt like it was written by an Amazon executive who binged watched Top Gear the week before it was not true to the trio . Them planning out a few lines , is one thing , but 100 % of the lines being planned and few on them seeming like natural things for them to say ? No episode of Top Gear was ever this unnatural to me , imo .