uImFrannythx for giveaway ! <| sep |> on 1 pp server , 2 server crashes or restarts so far <| sep |> OK , I have to go check the turkey frying it , best way to go people , and you don ' t need the oil if you use an oilless fryer but wanted to share this . My bachelor friend I actually only have one now , strange was staying with us years ago . Night over after drinking thing . Wakes up and one of my cats Walter , RIP greets him as he ' s slumbering . Friend hell , who cares , his name is Jon starts to pet him . They just love one another for awhile . My wife and I are down the hall also slumbering and chatting , my infant upstairs sleeping . We are just lying in bed , and Jon lets out this scream . Baby starts crying , wife and I run down the hall naked to respond . Walt had bit Jon , drawing blood . I reached the room first , stairs to the upstairs were off of that room , and stopped to ask WTF is going on while my wife blazed upstairs . Walt ' s just lying there next to the air mattress doing his thing on his back , Jon is standing on the other side of the air mattress holding his hand . WTF Jon ? What ' s going on ? He bit me . He fucking bit me ! Staring at the cat , who is on his back waving paws at this point , as if to say See the chaos within me ? Jon ' s hand , right on the meaty part below the thumb , bleeding . They were just hanging out , having a nice pet party , and Walt just hauled off and tried to eat him . Jon doesn ' t like cats anymore .