that was the point of the gif , the knife ! <| sep |> I ' ve never found stand up entertaining . Could be the problem you have with stand up comedians is you . <| sep |> What is it ? Sounds like a turning . Come on . <| sep |> i don ' t know if it counts as a joke or like burgeoning insanity or what but it ' d be this when my brother and i were growing up he ' s 8 years older than me and change we had a lemon tree in the front yard and a big manmade lagoon running through the backyard . the lagoon big ol ditch is maybe ~ 130 feet across ? 150 ? anyway we would always try to lob lemons over to the other side , because i was a little kid , and he was a loser with nothing to do but fling lemons into water with a 9 year old i guess . we could never get them across . at some point he must ' ve had enough or was having too much fun in chem or whatever but he built a cannon . i think he designed it along the lines of a standard potato gun , except he used PVC piping that was like 5 indiameter , it was powered explosively by hairspray , and it was so fucking massive it looked like it belonged on the front of a tank . it was like nine feet long . he spraypainted it black , named it after a metal band , and it shot potatoes lemons disintegrated into mist so far that we couldn ' t even see where they landed .