My grandmother , but that ' s only because she ' s dead . I ' m sure if she wasn ' t being eaten by worms she ' s be flicking her fucking sopping wet cunt on the reg . Just plop one of those suction cup dildos down on a mirrored coffee table so she could watch herself lower her gaping cunt onto the big black shaft , her thighs shuddering as the entire length of the cock disappeared into her eager hole , her lips gratefully gripping the veiny simulated cock , grinding her old hard clit on the fake balls as she felt the cold coffee table kiss her tight asshole , leaving a snail trail of pussy juice from the coffee table to her ass and thighs . Grandpa with his limp cock tied to a popsicle stick , shoving it down her bottomless throat , her teeth in a glass of water on the nightstand , her eyes watering as she takes it into her throat while the black dildo is still all the way up her cunt into her guts , like a fucking chicken twirling on the spit of a rotisserie , while grandpa reaches around his own ass and plays that asshole like a DJ scratching a record , then inserts his middle finger all the way to the knuckle , no lube to get in the way of that beautiful fucking friction .