Steve Huffman protects paedophiles . Steve Huffman is a paedophile enabler . His name is Steve Huffman . And fucking kids is just fine in his book . <| sep |> A gEORGIA FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS ALMOST KILLED YESTERDAY IN A TRAGIC HORSEBACKRIDING ACCIDENT . HE FELL FROM A HORSE AND WAS NEARLY TRAMPLED TO DEATH . LUCKILY , THE MANAGER OF THE WALMART CAME OUT AND UNPLUGGED THE HORSE . THREE DWAG PLAYERS ARE IN THE SAME CAR . WHO IS DRIVING ? THE COPS . WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT 32 gEORGIA CHEERLEADERS IN ONE ROOM ? A FULL SET OF TEETH . uga COACH KIRBY SMART IS ONLY GOING TO DRESS HALF OF HIS PLAYERS FOR THE GAME THIS SATURDAY . THE OTHER HALF WILL HAVE TO DRESS THEMSELVES . HOW DO YOU SINK A SUBMARINE MANNED BY uga FANS ? HIRE A DIVER TO KNOCK ON THE HATCH . HOW DO DWAG FANS TELL THEIR AGE ? THEY CHECK THE NUMBER OF RINGS IN THE BATHTUB . WHAT DO YOU CALL A FEMALE uga FAN WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS ? PREGNANT . HOW DO YOU GET A gEORGIA GRAD OFF YOUR PORCH ? PAY THEM FOR THE PIZZA . DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY DON ' T HAVE ANY ICE IN uga ' S CAFETERIA ? APPARENTLY , THE ONLY KID WHO KNEW THE RECIPE GRADUATED . ONE DAY , IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN ATHENS , GA , A TEACHER ASKS HER CLASS IF THE uga BULLDOGS ARE THEIR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM . THE WHOLE CLASS SAYS YES , EXCEPT FOR LITTLE JIMMY . THE TEACHER ASKS , WHAT ' S YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM , JIMMY ? . LITTLE JIMMY SAYS THE GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS . THE TEACHER ASKS , WELL , WHY IS THAT ? . LITTLE JIMMY SAYS , WELL , MY DAD IS A YELLOW JACKETS FAN , MY MOM IS A YELLOW JACKETS FAN , I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A YELLOW JACKETS FAN . THE TEACHER , ANGERED BY HIS REPLY SAYS , IF YOUR DAD WAS A MORON AND YOUR MOM WAS AN IDIOT , WHAT WOULD THAT MAKE YOU ? . LITTLE JIMMY SAYS , WELL , I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE ME A gEORGIA FAN . uga ' S ENGINEERING SCHOOLTHE uga FOOTBALL TEAM WAS PLACED IN A REMEDIAL ENGLISH CLASS . THE PROFESSOR ASKED THE CLASS , DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER A SENTENCE ? . ALL OF THE PLAYERS RAISED THEIR HANDS . THE APPEAL , THEY SHOUTED WITH BULLDOG PRIDE . TOP 10 CLASSES AT uga 1 PHILOSOPHY WHY DON ' T THEY SPELL IT WITH AN F ? 2 PRELAW SEMINAR AGE OF CONSENT IN 50 STATES 3 SANDWICH MAKING A PROJECT COURSE 4 HANDSHADOW WORKSHOP 5 SUBTRACTION ADDITION ' S TRICKY FRIEND 6 CLIFF ' S NOTES VS . MONARCH NOTES 2 VIEWS OF THE CLASSICS 7 HOOKED ON PHONICS 8 THE COLLEGE CLASSROOM A SIMULATION 9 ABC ' S AN EXTENDED VERSION 10 LITERATURE COLORING INSIDE THE LINESHOW MANY uga STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB ? ONE , BUT HE GETS AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE FOR IT . WHY DOES uga HAVE HEDGES AROUND THEIR FIELD ? THEY HAVE TO FEED THE HOMECOMING QUEEN SOMETHING . uga ' S LIBRARY BURNED DOWN THIS PAST WEEKEND . FORTUNATELY THE BUILDING WAS EMPTY . THE REAL TRAGEDY IS THAT BOTH BOOKS WERE LOST IN THE FLAMES , AND ONE OF THEM HADN ' T EVEN BEEN COLORED YET . WHY DO uga GRADS KEEP THEIR DIPLOMAS ON THEIR DASHBOARDS ? SO THEY CAN PARK IN HANDICAP SPACES . WHAT DO uga FANS AND GEORGIA TECH FANS HAVE IN COMMON ? NEITHER OF THEM WENT TO uga . WHAT HAS 3 TEETH , 1000 LEGS , AND AN IQ OF 65 ? THE FRONT ROW OF SANFORD STADIUM . THREE uga STUDENTS DIED LAST NIGHT WHILE DRINKING MILK . THE COW FELL ON THEM . THEY SAY IF YOU DRIVE REAL SLOW THROUGH ATHENS , GEORGIA , WITH YOUR WINDOWS DOWN , THEY ' LL THROW A DIPLOMA THROUGH YOUR WINDOW . I ' M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT ' S NOT TRUE YOU ' VE GOT TO STOP . LEWIS GRIZZARDWHAT DOES THE AVERAGE gEORGIA PLAYER GET ON HIS SAT ? DROOLTWO uga FOOTBALL PLAYERS WERE WALKING IN THE WOODS . ONE OF THEM SAID , LOOK , A DEAD BIRD . THE OTHER LOOKED UP IN THE SKY AND SAID , WHERE ? TO HELL WITH gEORGIA !