Oh yea right . If you sit on your ass while you watch your friend die to mayo , you definitely lost my respect . <| sep |> We had a special menu and people had preordered a ton of stuff . We where slammed all day , ran out of all those things two and a half hour before close . Night guys are fucking pissed that they have to scramble to figure what they can serve . One guys basically walks out an hour early before close . Fuck the holidays . <| sep |> I ' m from Northern Ireland . See when someone is walking along you have to be standing up , otherwise it doesn ' t count and you notice that their trousers are too short , so that their socks are showing in between their shoes and their trousers . You know what we say ? Your cats are dead . It doesn ' t matter whether you own a cat or not . Makes more fucking sense than I could care less though .