They ' ll definitely get triggered with that . <| sep |> think like how you would slice a bagelIf it ' s anything like I slice a bagel you have a jagged pieceofshite halfbagel thingy that isn ' t even half of a fucking bagel because you have one slice that ' s 80 % thickness , and the other that ' s 10 % thickness , and when you finally squish the 80 % thickness slice in the toaster the 10 % slice decides to burn , as well as the edges of the thicker fucking slice , to give you a shitty halfburnt bagel pieceoffucking shitecunt of a pastry ' treat '. The other 10 % gets lost in the process of jaggedly trying to make a halffajaffa of a bagel , in stupid crumby pieces . Er . though I hope your Mum ruptured her disc a little less painfully than I slice my bagels .