This dude is totally single . <| sep |> Oh by the way , that fancy new car and new house she is about to buy ? Just totally a coincidence ! Don ' t worry about it . she shilled so hard for Trump those last few weeks . Literally she harassed Clinton from the left daily . Let her take their money and retire some place nice . <| sep |> Dear Flaccid Brag , Congratulations on your 10 , 000 th cap . Hope to see many more dank caps and dank dangles . Regards , Dangles Dave <| sep |> In memory of Andre 3000 , the real Turkey . <| sep |> It could have said widely remembered , but I think the meaning was clear regardless . <| sep |> As a snake owner , I approve of this idea . <| sep |> Oh , so because I don ' t agree I ' ve never tried ? Nice logic . If all I was doing was browsing then I could even do with a Chromebook . I like Linux and I still use elementaryOS almost every day but I still prefer Windows . I even used to run Arch for a long time but I ended up spending too much time just tinkering because I was never happy with it so I dropped it for my own good . Linux is not so much better that it can get me to boot back to Windows every time I want to play a game , it ' s not going to happen .