Well . Young teacher was banging multiple young female students . He was the girls track coach , and the rumor was he convinced the cross country team to shave their nether regions as a group activity while he supervised for aerodynamic and comfort purposes . Also his dad was principal at the time , so amid rumors he was allowed to move on quietly . Then there ' s the band teacher who got busted for banging at least 1 young student . Which was sad because I think he and his wife had been having problems conceiving , it was a whole thing . and the girls basketball coach who was banging a student , pretty openly , even though he was married . He left his wife and they got married after the students graduation . then a tennis coach got caught up in a scandal , though to be fair he was like 23 and she was barely 18 , but still a student and tennis player . and then there is the couple that got caught performing oral on each other in the band building hallway . Pretty standard except they were both gross with a capitol GGGGGOD DAMN that ' s disgusting . They are married and just had a kid . an ugly , ugly little kid . Youth pastor at a local church was banging a 16 year old kid I his youth group , he always seemed to be pushing for overnight trips with the groups to see Christian concerts and things , guess we know why his wife and child never came . And of course there was the drumstick . A fabled drum stick that was hidden in the band room that , supposedly , female members of the drum line would shove in their shoots as some sort of rite of passage . I can probably think of more if I have time , our town is pretty boring so lots of shit happens and everyone hears about it .