Miiiiiike ! Where you been ? <| sep |> You look so much like my brother it ' s uncanny <| sep |> Yup , they try so hard to make it feel like they barely have time for you . It ' s like okay asshole , you ' re the one who approached me . I was at a gas station in a rich area my bumper is out of alignment bc It constantly scrapes my steep driveway . Some guy in a raggedy pickup truck honks flags me down as I was about to drive off . I roll down my window but don ' t get out . He tells me there ' s something wrong with my bumper . I was like yup , it ' s scraped , etc . He begins to tell me the same old story like everyone else here . I quickly say no thanks bc as they say in Spanish the cheap way always turns out to be expensive . His wife kid pop up from out of nowhere and are telling him to hurry up cuz they gotta go somewhere . I was like uh sounds like you gotta go so do I . Later . He responds that I ' m gonna regret it . I was like am I really ? Hahaha that shitty bumper is still all scraped up a little whacky .