What I think is hilarious about two parties is that they are polarized on basically everything , which means you have to choose which issues you care the most about . Not every person who is promilitaryfiscally conservative , is against abortion and unions . They are issues that have literally nothing to do with each other , but with two parties , we have to pick the package deal that is less shitty . <| sep |> For me its bagels man . <| sep |> Now we just need them again for the alt right <| sep |> This one porn thing I saw where a lady was like shoving a humongous dildo into her butt and then pulling it out after a few seconds to fart in and out really violently , and at one point it looked like bloody tissue body tissue not tissue paper flew out her butt and I gagged for days , one of two things I ' ve ever seen that made me actually feel like I was gonna barf over it .