It would be like beating up a girl . There is no honor or satisfaction . <| sep |> The worst physical pain I have ever felt was coupled with the most painful social experience of my life . I was at the dentist getting a bridge put in . Since the bad tooth had already been pulled and the socket healed , this meant removing the temporary put in place , cleaning the adhesive off of my teeth , and fitting me for a freshly milled ceramic one . The temp bridge came off without a hitch , and I had progressed to the adhesive removal . The dentist excused herself and thus entered her hygeinist . The adhesive was removed by scraping it off of the teeth with a metal hook . Since my teeth had recently had their enamel removed , you can probably see how they might have been tender . I managed not to scream , but even after being subjected to topical anesthetic , it was a struggle . The intense pain caused me tp salivate incredibly heavily , to the point where she stuffed cotton balls into my cheeks and under my tongue . I still soaked through them . I had had expected to be done quickly , but the cleaning proceedure went on for three hours . Worse than hours of oral torture , though , was the fact that the hygeinist was easily the single most beautiful woman I had ever seen in my life . It was like Aphrodite had descended from her Olympian residence and had deigned to pick at my teeth . So I ' m laying back in a chair , sweating lightly and gripping the arm rests to distract myself from the pain . This goddess made carnate is plucking the nerves in my mouth like a macabre harp , and I ' m drooling all over her gloved hands like a dog . Naturally , I got an erection .