I think if duncan were here , he would say , Make sure you use an appropriately sized brush for the area you ' re painting on my end , however , i have no idea as i ' ve never tried painting a tank <| sep |> It ' s to help get laid <| sep |> I dunno , she can ' t even delete her illegal emails properly , hence wikileaks . I don ' t think she ' s qualified if she can ' t manage to properly destroy the one thing that would give her the most motivation to destroy <| sep |> She began with her home country . England was now ruled by her stern fist , yet it was the safest and most stable it had ever been . Scotland andFrance were the next to fall . They fell onto the rest of Europe like dominoes , and one by one , the entire European continent was under her control with the promises of power . Asia was one of the most difficult to take , as the sheer size of their population proposed problems to her . The Middle East was next , promised with all of the wealth they could receive from their oil reserves , and the promise of keeping western culture out of their lives . She took all of Africa . That one was the easiest they were persuaded by the thought of fresh food , clean water , and modern medicine to even the most remote villages . She nabbed Australia . barely , as she was attacked by some aggressive form of snake while there . In the end , they too fell under her iron rule . The whole eastern hemisphere belonged to her , and it was now time to conquer the other half of he world . South America was easily persuaded , as was Mexico , Canada , and all of the other countries in North America . All but one . The most stubborn , insane country in the entire world , rebelling against her countless attempts to take them over as well . It was the only country that was too selfcentered and arrogant to see the prosperity she brought to the rest of the world . That ' s the US in a nutshell . For the first time in her entire history of being a world leader , President Donald Trump granted Miss Clementine a two hour conference with him , and only him . No press , no advisors , nothing . Donald Trump ! Why , it is so nice to finally meet you in person . How have you been ? She greeted warmly , giving him one of the most comforting hugs the man has ever had . Startled , the president began to blubber . Iuh quite fine , how are you ? I ' m doing just lovely ! Trump was flabbergasted . A woman as powerful as her was projected to be awful and terrible and cruel and she was quite the opposite . He found her to be quite lovely , in fact . After an hour , the two were conversing and laughing like old friends . Tell me , uh , how did you manage to get the Middle East on your side ? It was easy . I just promised them more money from their oil , because they rightfully deserve it I think . I also told them I ' d keep you meanies out of their cities ! The two shared a laugh , and she continued on . They think you guys are big and bad and scary , and come to take their freedoms away from them . They ' re just the silliest ! Why do you want world domination ? Trump asked , lowering his tone and becoming more serious now . Well , if everybody is just nice to each other and works in harmony , we can have such a nicer world ! Why , Russia has finally come up with the technology to send a manned mission to Jupiter ! All of the countries used to be meanies to each other , but now , the world couldn ' t be more perfect . Trump remained silent . Well , it could get a teensyweensie better . If you guys joined us ! He didn ' t say anything . I promise you more wealth than this country could ever imagine . Nothing . Fame for all of your citizens beyond belief . Not a word . Endless food and all you can eat . Silence . . all of the spray tans you could imagine ? Stone cold . . a wall to keep all he bad guys out ? We ' re in .