Reported to the Secret Service for being a violent cuck . <| sep |> 100 % agree . There ' s a difference between education and indoctrination , nobody should have their religion or lack of religion forced on them . <| sep |> Hmmm sounds interesting , i have her in my storage . What rank are you and how hard she hits ? <| sep |> Epstein loosened his collar , looking nervously at the motley band of heavily armed lunatics around him . First thing ' s first , he said , flicking through his notes . I have no idea where the funding ' s coming from . Overwatch is , officially , disbanded , all government funding was cut off six years ago And now we ' ve reformed ! Reinhardt boomed , bringing the hilt of his rocket hammer in a resounding clang against the ground . To once again bring justice to the world ! Epstein winced , and backed away from the hulking mass of armor . Yes , but not in any official capacity , he said carefully . As far as I can tell , this is , uh , an informal gathering , thanks to Winston here reactivating the old Overwatch communications network I don ' t know why that was still active , by the way , that was obviously UN property , it should have been repurposed years ago , there ' s definitely some financial improprieties going on there Look at the state of the world , the gorilla insisted . The second Omnic Crisis in Russia Ah , so it ' s the Russian government funding us ? Epstein said hopefully . Well , Winston said , grinding his knuckles into the ground . No . But given that Overwatch ' s original mandate was to deal with the Omnic Crisis , I felt it imperative that we reassemble the old guard , free of the government supervision that last led to the conflict and Yes , yes , I get all that , Epstein said . But without government involvement . where is the money going to be coming from ? Winston grunted and suddenly became very interested with a loose wire on his tesla cannon . I mean , it ' s sort of a volunteer thing , Tracer said , bobbing on her heels . Epstein looked up . You ' re not salaried ? And by the way , I have to point out there are a lot of improprieties on the membership roster some of you are legally dead ? He shook his head . So who pays for for the headquarters , the equipment , the the His voice rose to a screech . Where ' s the money coming from ? ?? Well , Tracer said , and shrugged . You ' re the accountant . Epstein pinched the bridge of his nose and squeezed his eyes shut and silently counted to ten . All right , he said finally . We can look into sources of funding . What exactly is Overwatch ' s new directive ? You plan to go into Russia , and aid them in the Omnic Crisis ? That ' s a possibility , Soldier 76 said . We plan for a more global scope . Yes , yes , Epstein said . You ' ve been all over the place . Voskalya Industries , Eichenwald , Hanamura even Hollywood ! So , what are your goals , precisely ? What exactly is Overwatch trying to achieve ? How do you plan to generate income ? There was a lot of shuffling and clearing of throats . It ' s complicated , Winston said . Hm ! said Epstein , his mouth pressed into a rigid line . He looked desperately around the group . No one ? No one ? Not anyone ? Look , Tracer sighed , we ' re practically superheroes . Does it really matter what we do ? Just be flashy enough , fly around , blow things up , keep ourselves visible , couldn ' t we license out our images to help pay the bills , guv ' nor ? Epstein released the tension from his neck with a long and drawn out sigh , his entire rigid body slowly deflating . Sure ! he said , and threw up his hands . Just fight each other for no reason ! Whatever ! As long as it balances the books !