it continues to be supremely unsurprising that the biggest SJWs all turn out to be complete degenerates <| sep |> These guests are no fun . <| sep |> Kidney stones . One of my kidneys was damaged when I suffered multiple broken ribs in a car accident and from that it has some loss of function and is loaded with kidney stones . Whenever a kidney stone decides it wants to move around and leaves the kidney it causes excruciating incapacitating pain as it moves between kidney and bladder and between bladder and exiting body . My coworkers know about my dysfunctional kidney and some had seen me try to remain stoic despite looking like death , nearly in tears , barely able to function due to the agonizing pain when I had a particularly large stone decide to move around while I was at work one day . Between that and me rarely ever calling in and pretty much always having a good reason or dr note when I have , it made for an easily passable excuse . Used it as a cover so that I could accompany and support a good friend while they took an important , careerlifechanging exam . I had gotten the wrong date initially and by the time I found that out , it was too late to get the day approved as a vacation daymy work requires 2 week notice . Wasn ' t going to dip out on friend on something so significant so called in the day of her exam blaming kidney stone pain , though I did tell my direct supervisor the truth beforehand .