I ' ve never fell or been in love . <| sep |> It ' s been two weeks , enough already . <| sep |> I smiled . That simple . Everything else I just talked about when I saw myself know the mirror . When I put on THE dress , I grinned and didn ' t stop . <| sep |> Ikr ? His views on feminism made me angry enough , and I was never very inclined toward his gross face . <| sep |> I didn ' t think it was god awful , but there ' s only so much Larry the Cable Guy I and apparently most of america can take in one sitting , and an hour and a half was too much . <| sep |> I ' m sorry for your loss , Mrs . Lawrence greeted me that morning at the grocery store , Teddy really was a good man . Oh . Yes , I responded not entirely sure what she was talking about . She gave me a quick squeeze and went on her way . Throughout this small town everyone knew everything about everyone . However , I have fooled them . I have kept a single secret my entire life I can talk to the dead . However it seemed that my husband , Teddy , was keeping secrets from me . Where exactly had he gone ? I made my way home , carrying two heavy bags of food . Around two weeks ago Teddy was hospitalized with a coma and then one day , without warning , he was chilling in the living room . I asked him what had happened and he just said let go and came home . Sorry for my loss ? Maybe everyone thought he was still in a coma ? But everyone knows everything about everyone around here , so everyone should know Teddy came home . Weird ? I set the bags down at my doorstep and unlocked the door , letting myself in . Teddy , I ' m home ! We need to talk ! He floated over to me , Yeah , I ' ve been wanting to ask you something for a while . I stared at him , squinting my eyes . Was Teddy floating ? Oh my god . No . No fucking way . TEDDY ! YOU ' RE A GHOST ! ? WHY DIDN ' T YOU TELL ME ! ? WAIT THAT MEANS YOU DIED ! ? WHY DIDN ' T YOU TELL ME ! ? HEY ! YOU CAN SEE AND HEAR GHOSTS , GLORIA ! WHY DIDN ' T YOU TELL ME ! ? THERE ' S SOME FREAKY SHIT IN THIS TOWN AND YOU JUST WALK AROUND LIKE NORMAL ! THAT ' S NOT NORMAL ! AND HOW COME YOU DIDN ' T CRY WHEN I DIED ! ? I STAYED BEHIND TO WATCH PEOPLE CRY AT MY FUNERAL AND YOU DIDN ' T EVEN SHOW UP ! ? HEY ! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO CRY FOR YOU WHEN YOU WERE JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME ! ? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE DEAD ! ? YOU WERE ABLE TO TELL JUST NOW ! ? UNLESS YOU FLOAT THROUGH WALLS OR LOOK LIKE A DEMON , GUESS WHAT , YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A LIVING PERSON TO ME ! EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME ! WHY DIDN ' T YOU EVER TELL ME YOU COULD SEE GHOSTS ! ? WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING ! ? I caught my breath and Teddy only looked at me . He was so clearly hurt I never cried for him . I would have cried for him , I really would have . I would have stopped talking to people , shut myself away , and cried for hours everyday until someone forced me to act like a person again . I really would have . Teddy , I would have wasted so much time mourning over you . IF YOU HAD LET ME KNOW YOU WERE DEAD ! When was the funeral , I asked . Yesterday , he replied . You could have said something . I don ' t want to be that married couple . Who says we ' re still married , I teased . He immediately teared up and I shouted , IT WAS A JOKE ! DON ' T CRY ! I ' M SUPPOSED TO CRY HERE ! No , I have an idea , he suddenly smiled . I ' m only hearing you out because you ' re dead and this might as well be your last wish . Let ' s stay married , he cheered . Huh ? You can see me and I can see you . We can talk to each other and just be like always . Nothing will be different from before ! Yeah , except you ' re dead . People will think I ' m crazy living with an invisible husband . No , it could be fun . It was fun when I was alive ! And when things need to get freaky I can send chills down your spine way more easily like this . You ' re grossing me out , Teddy . What do you say ? In sickness and in health ? Even after death ? I didn ' t know what to say so I just shrugged , not really believing what was happening . I ' ve seen ghosts before and have even helped a few of them pass on . But now what ? This is my husband we are talking about . Do I really want to be haunted by him ? I never even got to mourn him ? He held out his ghostly hand and I reached for it . only to have my hand go through his . This is bullshit , Teddy . Women , can ' t live with them , can ' t live without them . Whatever Teddy , help me with these groceries . I can ' t do that . So nothing really will be different from before .