They ' re gonna start short circuiting faster than an AI parsing paradoxes . <| sep |> That ' s fucking criminal . How can you fucking OPEN at DINNER TIME on THANKSGIVING ! ?!?<| sep |> Yes , and about the size of a postage stamp . Unless those are different too hahaha . <| sep |> I use to live in a two story house . One night it was just to hot to keep laying in my bed , so I went downstairs and laid down on a couch . Just when I felt that I fell asleep the back door slams shut really loudly and wakes me up in a panic . Our back door had a really big window on it that was covered by blinds that weren ' t secured at the very bottom . When the door was slammed shut , the way that it was that night , the blinds when chase the door till both would come to a loud halt . The door also had a chain lock at the top , which was still in place when I checked . I thought that it was all a dream till I saw a book that we had check out from the library and lost , no one of the family members knew where it was . We had rechecked it out a second time to avoid having to pay for it . There it was sitting on the floor a few feet in front of back door . No explanation .