This might seem like it ' s a joke but it isn ' t . It ' s a perfect use of your education and experience . If you set up shop in a rich suburban area , you could totally charge rich ladies like $ 60 an hour for Doggie Music Therapy . Like take some classical music and mix in some soothing barks , and you can play it for the dogs while they run around with automatic bubble machines or something . Come up with a clever name and you ' re golden . For bonus points , have a painter on site to do portraits of people ' s dogs as caricatures of classical composers . Woofgang Mozart , Johann Sebastian Bark , etc . I say this because I recently learned that they also have acupuncture for dogs . You could even partner with a canine acupuncturist or even some wacky dog trainer and it would be more legit . I ' m convinced that you can get rich dog owners to pay a lot of money for anything if it ' s packaged in a cute way .