What the hell kind of idiot tackle is that ? <| sep |> Ouch , she opened and closed her message with he ' s not my boyfriend . She really wanted to make that clear to everyone . Damn . Poor dude probably works his ass off and goes to the greatest lengths to win her love , but he doesn ' t seem to get it . Once you ' re so far into the friendzone that she refers to you as hers as if you ' re her little push over bitch , but has to make it clear by saying twice you ' re not her boyfriend , there is absolutely no chance of ever getting out of the friendzone . <| sep |> It ' s okay , they will be some day . <| sep |> Talk all the shit you want , fair play there , but I am not lying about anything I say . <| sep |> I never knew that I wanted to hear a dubstep version of a horn concerto before . But I ' m glad that I found that out today .