Traffic jams will be a thing of the past This guy ' s got jokes ! <| sep |> Maybe not the worse but il tell it anyway . Was 18 , Finished work late , headed to my buddies house party , got there around , 8 , decided I ' d go nap in his bed , nobody should have been upstairs before I started drinkingUK totally legal , woke up to drunk crazy bitch I rejected sucking my dick . Got her off , freaked out , but what could I do , nobodys gonna buy that story . She ' s fat , and has two kids with unknown fathers now . I have it on good authority she ' s tried to kill herself a few times now , I ' m ashamed to say I wish she succeeded , <| sep |> Hello , uIntLemon . Thanks for contributing ! Unfortunately your submission has been removed It breaks rule 2 No politics or soapboxing . Political topics are only acceptable if discussed in a historical context . If you feel this was done in error , or would like better clarification or need further assistance , please don ' t hesitate to message the moderators . rhistorysubjectMessaging regarding the removal of this submission by uIntLemonmessageMessaging about this submission .