I ain ' t Polish , but gimme some sliwowica and I ' ll celebrate anything . <| sep |> the ol limp re raise Oh God . 7 callers . I make it $ 70 . Oh no . Set mining with KKOh fuck Show fold KK on a J high flop to a single betOh , man . This . this isn ' t very good , dude . Reminds me of this nitty as fuck Youtuber Tappan M that makes vlogs of him playing live in Vegas . Not only does he have the charm and charisma of a brick wall , but just watching him play puts me on super tilt . He ' s at a 12 table and opens QQ in EP for like 8 bucks , gets two calls and a guy in the blinds 3 bets to 25 or something . Tappan calls and so does on another guy . Pot is like 83 going to the flop . Flop is J 94 hh and the guy in the blinds cbets 50 bucks . And then Tappan mucks the fucking Queens . I mean , what the fuck is the plan when you flat QQ pre and the flop comes under cards ? Muck if it ' s not a set ? Tappan you put me on tilt and I really hope you ' re reading this . Your voice puts me to sleep and you ' re too much of a nit for your own good . I loved it in that episode where you claimed that limpraising AA UTG worked even at the higher stakes so you did it , everyone limped and the BB checked . Came KJx and he got bluffed on the river by an Asian dude with KT . Owned , ya nit . Also , Tappan , if you ' re reading this nobody cares about the fucking traffic in Las Vegas . Just let the drivers be for crying out loud .