9 th grade My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity . While we ' re fondling each other , she asks me if I like Diet Coke . Me It ' s alright . Girl Well , I LOVE it . How ' bout you go get me a bottle of it ? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge . When I return , she says it ' s too cold . Girl How ' bout warming it up . by rubbing it on my cunt ? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle . Soon enough , she asks me to shove it inside of her . She really enjoys it , and so do I because I KNOW that , with this girl , I ' m defiantly going to get off . That ' s when it gets crazy . She rips out the bottle , opens it , and begins filling her cunt ! with Diet Coke . I swear , she nearly empties the volume into her cunt ! . I had seriously underestimated this cunt ' s liquid retention volume . Girl YOU LIKE DIET COKE ? !?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME ! I was noticeably freaked , but I did want to get off , and I didn ' t want my first loadblow to be into 18 . 7 fluid ounces of a 0 calorie beverage . I began to go down on her , until she said the exact wrong thing . Girl OH YEAH , DRINK IT FROM ME ! I ' M THE KOOLAID MAN ! OH YEAH ! OH YEAH ! I don ' t know how she did it with 16 yearold voice , but she sounded exactly like the KoolAid man from the commercials . I glanced at the wall , halfexpecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage . I was extremely turnedoff . She could tell , too . As she sat up to see what was wrong , she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face , chest , and groin . And it was at that sticky , lowcalorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway .