I ' m holding out for a beautiful selkie woman whose sealskin I can hide so she ' ll be MINE FOREVER ! Also . I ' m a bit socially awkward , and my friends all think I ' m strange . <| sep |> Oh come on , why not include the tax in the price ? If they tell me something costs 100 I would be pretty pissed to find out it ' s actually 130 after I finish eating it . <| sep |> Still struggling at Vanarama National League . Ooh and you would love to know my star player is Bristol City legend Tristan Plummer . <| sep |> James couldn ' t have done what he did if Ian hadn ' t blabbed your username to him . My advice is to be super duper careful in the future what personal information you share with these two guys because neither one of them can be trusted with private information . Enjoy them for their good points but be very aware of their limitations .