I need a seregios kitchen knife now . Hey you ! In the gourmet torque ! Are you sick of grinding your knives every time you need to fillet a wanchovy or carve gargua ? Do you want razor sharp edges hassle free ? We here at MonHun Inc have you covered my good man . Introducing the Seditious Steve . This patented kitchen knife has a blade that never dulls . You will never have to sharpen it ever again ! In fact this bad boy does it all on its own ! Just hold it out and roll around the floor a few times and watch the magic happen ! Available at all Monsterware outlets . Contact your local distributor for further info . Only 12800 z ! And for a limited time only , we ' ll throw in a Glavenus bread knife set as well ! It toasts as it slices ! Revolutionary ! !! MonHun Inc is not liable for any injury or side effects that may be caused by use of our kitchenware . Offer is subject to availability . Not recommended for children under 12 . Terms and conditions applied .