Mrs . Stortzum , my 8 th grade Social Studies teacher . There was this one time in class where she told us that everyone on US Currency was a president was a president , besides Ben Franklin . I raised my hand and told her that Alexander Hamilton wasn ' t a president either he ' s on the $ 10 bill and was the first Secretary of State . She told me I was wrong and was getting ready to move onto the next part . However , I was a little shit and knew I was right , so I argued against it . This went back and forth for like five minutes before I pulled it directly from the book . The look on her face was great , but she never admitted I was right . Then she gave me a detention for disrupting class . Mrs . Stortzum , if you ' re by any chance reading this , fuck you . You got outsmarted by an 8 th grader .