Rubber Ducky video from Sesame StreetB 8 IfCSnYPYoRubber Duckie you ' re the oneYou make bath time lots of funRubber Duckie I ' m awfully fond of youRubber Duckie joy of joysWhen I squeeze you , you make noiseRubber Duckie you ' re my very best friend it ' s trueI find a little fellow who ' s cute and yellow and chubbyRub a dub dubbyRubber Duckie you ' re so fine and I ' m lucky that you ' re mineRubber Duckie I ' d like a whole pond of youRubber Duckie I ' m awfully fond of you <| sep |> Of course , Simpsons did it first ! <| sep |> the world isnt only the us <| sep |> Because especially these days a lot of families can ' t afford to have one parent stay at home with the kid all day , and it ' s healthy to send kids to daycare where they can interact with people outside their family , and I ' d really rather have someone with a teaching degree teaching my kid then leave it all up to myself . Plus maybe mom wants a break from her little poop machine once in a while . Also some daycares don ' t even run for 6 to 8 hours a day , many of them have deals where you can have a kid just in there for the morning or afternoon segment , so they ' d only be there for like 3 to 4 hours . Plus you then have the weekend and holidays , depending on your job , to spend time with your kid . It ' s absolutely a horrible thing to say that by working , a mother isn ' t raising her own kid . Yeah , how fucking awful that a mom would rather have money so they continue to have a place to live while the kid is playing with kids their own age . Obviously she must do absolutely fucking nothing to raise her own child if she works while the kid is in school . What a terrible mother , she should just sit home and meticulously prepare a roast all day for Jim Darling .