Well , it was long ago , but we did invade countries in Central America to be able to sell bananas and other fruits , and coffee , cheaply on a large scale . Look into the history of Del Monte . <| sep |> OK , I give up . <| sep |> Yeah , these crazy fucks need to stop getting in positions they are very clearly not mentally equipped to do professionally on any level what so ever . This is what pandering to bat shit crazy miserable people gets us all . Everything is about what upsets them , even doing their fucking job <| sep |> I always love this story of how I ended up choosing my college major so here I go ! My freshman year I came in undeclared and unsure of what the hell I was going to do with myself so I chose to just go with general engineering as a start . On the first day of school I went to one of my intro engineering class ' s . I was sooo fucking bored to death and I swear everyone around me seemed idiotic so I realized that I was definitely not doing engineering as a major . Then then that weekend I ended up going to my friends dorm who was a Math major and we all ended up getting extremely wasted off of everclear . Like seriously around like 6 shots of that shit . But once drunk I began talking to my friend about mathematics and somehow the universe . At this extremely drunk moment in time I somehow had a realization that I needed to understand the inner workings of the universe a very nice feeling btw . Then literally at 8 am the next morning not even hungover or anything I got up and changed my major to math and physics and completely redid my schedule . I haven ' t changed since . My love for science has only grown since then and I feel quite happy about the path I am headed on in life .