this guy has treated them with love and respect since they were cubs , he doesn ' t inhumanely train them to do tricks on stage lul . <| sep |> Fun things are badBad things are funNice dog <| sep |> This is me irl . A few bourbons and I go straight to politics <| sep |> I was almost the leaveer . Should have done it . He had a semi meltdown bc one piece of his outfit went missing . along with ALL of my EVERYTHING the morning of the wedding except the dress , which had been intentionally left at the venue the day before . And I remember standing there with the marriage license on the counter and the pen in my hand and the Mantron of Honor between me and my future exhusband thinking The rest of your goddamned life is going to be like this worrying yourself stupid and still having to appease him because he ' s a lazy fucking child that can ' t even take care of himself , let alone you . Don ' t sign it . And then I told myself that the wedding and being official might be what he needed to nut up and be an adult , and my parents had driven 300 miles to be there and it ' s just cold feet . I will always regret the moment I didn ' t just put the fucking pen down and walk away .