Go on Drudge and look at all the Black Friday hysteria . <| sep |> source ? cuz i second the not a piano motion <| sep |> The soles remind me of one of these applicator pads lol <| sep |> Majority should be the only one that matters ? Minorities be damned <| sep |> Actually not where it ' s specifically close . The vote count is closer in Minnesota and New Hampshire . Edit than Pennsylvania <| sep |> It was a joke . <| sep |> I ' ve gone from ridiculous night owl , regularly going to bed at 46 am , to waking up at 430500 am every morning ! I ' m usually in bed and sleeping by 1030 every night . The trick is to focus on the waking up and the going to bed will take care of itself . Set your alarm for when you want to wake up and get up when it rings . Immediately . No snoozing . Just do it . Every day . Even weekends . Even when you haven ' t been able to sleep the whole night . It will suck . You will hate it and curse my name . But after a week or two you ' ll wake up naturally just before the alarm , and miraculously , you ' ll fall asleep easily , at a reasonable time , because you ' ll be tired as fuck when bed time comes around . Simple is not easy ! It ' s simple to lose weight , climb a mountain , or run a marathon . Not one of those things is easy , though . Be kind to yourself . Really . It ' s important . Don ' t beat yourself up for the things you should havecould havewould have done . That ' s not going to make you feel any better and it ' s not going to magically change the past either . What can you do , now ? No , not some huge master plan to make up for lost time . That ' s not realistic . Just pick something you can do now and start doing it . You don ' t have to finish it . Just half an hour . Is that too long and scary ? How about 15 minutes . Can you sit down with your books for 15 minutes ? I bet you can . Then take a break . Listen to some music and dance around or do some situps or make faces at your roommate . Do all three . Whatever . Just put a little fun in your day . You ' re not a machine , you ' re a human I assume . You need to recharge your spirits . Often . OK . Another half an hour . You got this . Oh , you got distracted and stopped doing it ? Well , that ' s OK . When can you start doing it again ? Just keep starting . You don ' t have to eat that mammoth in one bite . Just nibble at it from one side until it ' s done or you gain its powers its hairy , toothy powers .