If only there was a National Cynicism <| sep |> Are you using RAMPS ? If so , power down and pull a stepper driver to look at the jumpers underneath . That will tell you what your microstepping is set to . <| sep |> I did not want to feel today <| sep |> Truth is , I ' m not a fan of huge cities , it limits me too much . <| sep |> Ok , this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit . I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday , and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs , my boner engaged . When Lightning McQueen said KaChow ! , I couldn ' t help it ! !! I closed my eyes , and I TORE my dick to shreds , using whip like motions and pulled with great force . That was one of the best nuts I ever had , just thinking about it now gets me riled up . Thing is , I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me , and his mom got all pissed at me , screaming at me for jacking off on her son . I told that bitch to shut the fuck up , and that jacking off is a natural , artistic , and beautiful process . You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son , maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off . HOWEVER , the movie theater managers didn ' t agree with me . They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater , and I didn ' t even finish watching the Cars movie . Not only THAT , but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats . THATS TORTURE ! ! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out ? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock , not an hour after you fucking nutted . This is a fucking OUTRAGE . Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie ? Either don ' t ban sex scenes in movies , or LET ME jack off in your theater , assholes .