Once I played Red Dead Redemption on PS 3 with a friend . We ' ll call him Joe . Joe liked to run around and cause a mess instead of doing the main storyline or accomplishing anything nothing wrong with that . He climbed atop a water tower and started picking off pedestrians and the law . Well , the law began to shoot back . As he gets pelted with bullets , Joe realizes he ' s be out of harms way if he simply crouched due to the angleheight . He asks How do you crouch ? And proceeds to tune me out as I tell him you hit R 3 , or for a n 00 b , press down the look around stick because it ' s also a button . He proceeded to do every possible action but crouch jump , swap weapons , aim in and out , reload , random shot , etc . all while I ' m shouting Press the button ! ! Press the crouch button ! R 3 man Seconds later he ' s dead , and goes DAMN ! How do you crouch ? ! I proceeded to tell everyone we know of his inability to crouch , and to this day when I say Joe and I people say Joe who ? And I ' m like ' How do you crouch ? '