The homer in me wants to say Missouri , but I don ' t truly believe that ' s the best option , though I ' ll give it top 5 . I ' d say Louisiana . Bunch of crazy cajuns that hunt gator and live in swamps where pretty much everything already wants to kill them . Wisconsin is a good option too . <| sep |> Another atheist , prochoice liberal that voted Trump . Just talked about this with my family tonight I was the liberal black sheep so this actually brought my family together , complete opposite of what ' s happening with liberal families , and I said the same thing . Trump picked Pence for the voting base , and because it ' s like if you ' re gonna Clinton me , you will deal with the most illiberal president you ' ve ever seen . It ' s 28 D water polo on Jupiter . They just don ' t know how to play it .