Salliiko nyky laki ett baarimikko on samalla mys jrjestyksenvalvoja ? Kouluttamalla kaikki ravintolan tyntekijt jrkkreiksi voisi olla silloin ratkaisu ongelmaan . Ainakin muutamassa paikassa joissa aktiivisesti kyn on useasti jrkkri mys tiskin takana hommissa . <| sep |> What is my perfect crime ? I break into Tiffany ' s at midnight . Do I go for the vault ? No , I go for the chandelier . It ' s priceless . As I ' m taking it down , a woman catches me . She tells me to stop . It ' s her father ' s business . She ' s Tiffany . I say no . We make love all night . In the morning , the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms . I tell her to meet me in Mexico , but I go to Canada . I don ' t trust her . Besides , I like the cold . Thirty years later , I get a postcard . I have a son and he ' s the chief of police . This is where the story gets interesting . I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero . She ' s been waiting for me all these years . She ' s never taken another lover . I don ' t care . I don ' t show up . I go to Berlin . That ' s where I stashed the chandelier .