My friend once entered a bar by lifting the sliding door and crawling beneath it . I stood there while everyone on terrace was looking at us . He even , in squat , held the door up for me to crawl inside . I froze and couldn ' t speak from the embarrassment . Then the waiter ran to us yelling why are we demolishing the bar . It was surreal . <| sep |> It ' s not even an interesting question . The question is why are you so sure a supernatural being exists ? And if so , why is it the Christian one ? <| sep |> Never waste an erection . <| sep |> Eurgh when you find out let me know . My wife snores and we ' ve tried everything including turning her over , pinching her nose , wearing snore strips , wearing nose clip , using nose spray , using on the tongue strips nothing seems to work . I ' m just thankful we have a spare room !