Jus sayin , no one ' s ever shot up a school after listening to Shania Twain . <| sep |> Learn the attack pattern and defend at the right time buffsdebuffs . You have a better group than me , you just need to practice . <| sep |> So about becoming a lich . The demon prince Orcus has the key and has been known to help a very select few reach their lichdom goals . This comes with a very heavy price , usually requiring but not being limited to , incredibly evil , mass murder like acts and giving yourself to Orcus , typically to act as a general to his armies . Anyway , here ' s a list of some of the things we anew evil monk , rogue , and wizardLich wannabe have done for Orcus and what we ' ve gained from it . We murdered a group of children to summon Orcus for the first time who repaid us by giving us instruction on how to gain boons from him . We sent several elite elven warriors to his bosom , the wizard received a ' smoking book with the secrets of necromancy '. Still haven ' t finished the book , have gained nothing from it yet , however the DM assures us that Orcus wouldn ' t give us a shitty book . We sacrificed an adult dragon for Orcus to raise as a dracolich , in exchange he turned the monk into a true vampire . We delivered a very powerful druids soul to Orcus , in return the wizard was granted the ability to transform himself and the rogue into humans whenever he saw fit don ' t ask why , but one is a snake man and the other is a dragon . I don ' t remember what we did , but the monk got a ring that can cast the darkness spell on itself once per day .