Your reply got a chuckle . You know . the weirdest shit happens around here . I live in section 8 housing and the building across here is just slightly better than a trailer park . My fiance and I to this day have a story of the pig on rollerskates . We were in the apartment , this being prior to her moving in and at like midnight the quiet is abruptly broken by a loud SQUEEEEEEE REEEE exactly what a pig sounds like , but it went by very fast . We just looked at each other and were freaked out all night . now it ' s a running joke . That and we ' ve heard loud raccoons outside . Just . just listen to fighting raccoons . you ' ll know the horror they make . <| sep |> Like the dude who endlessly does the Sundrop Dance at Hawker ' s Alley in Limsa .