Oh man , I watch this movie every year with my Dad , sometimes multiple times during a holiday season , and every year we laugh as if we ' d never seen it before , honestly , I can probably quote this whole part from memory . Drinks Egg Nog Ahhhhhh , hey ! Haha , if any of you have any last minute gift ideas for me , I have one . I ' d like my boss Mr . Shirley taken from his happy holiday slumber from up on Melody Lane with all the other rich people . And I want him brought right here ! With a big ribbon on his head ! And I wanna look him straight in the eye , and tell him what a cheap , lying , no good , rotten , four flushing , low life , snake licking , dirt eating , inbred , over stuffed , ignorant , blood sucking , dog kissing , brainless , dickless , hopeless , heartless , fat ass , bug eyed , stiff legged , spotty lipped , worm headed , sack of monkey shit he is ! Hallelujah ! Holy shit ! Where ' s the Tylenol ?