Yes , my Aunt Lynesse , Aemma said matteroffactly . Is Ser Artys training you to become a knight ? She asked , this time her interest piqued by the subject matter . I ' ve read books about all different kinds of knights ! My father says that there are brave knights all around the Seven Kingdoms . Is that what you ' re training to become ? <| sep |> Take the 3 out of each and I hope to god you can divide 100 by 4 <| sep |> What the heck did you just freaking say about me , you little sweetypie ? I ' ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Yale , and I ' ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Meanies United , and I have over 300 confirmed hugs . I am trained in cuddle warfare and I ' m the top cupcake baker in the entire US love forces . You are nothing to me but just another apple of my eye . I will tickle you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth , mark my lovely words . You think you can get away with saying that kindness to me over the Internet ? Thought right honey . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of florists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love , dumpling . The storm that enhances out the impressive big thing you call your life . You ' re absolutely wonderful , kid . I can be anywhere , anytime , and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways , and that ' s just with my bare hands . Not only am I extensively trained in compliments , but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Cuddle Division and I will use it to its full extent to hug your big impressive compassion off the face of the hate world , you little cutey . If only you could have known what holy retribution your little lovely comment was about to bring down upon you , maybe you could have hugged your wonderful mother . But you could , you did , and now you ' re paying the reward price , you extraordinary sweety . I will tickle with fury all over you and you will drown in happiness . You ' re freaking awesome , kiddo .