That ' s what I ' m waiting for myself . <| sep |> Couple of months back , I had a workplace accident , we ' re I almost cut the tip of my finger offthe fleshy part , not to the bone . I went to the hospital to get stitches , the nurse used a needle to numb the finger , the needle was horrible , this big fucking needle stuck straight down my finger . After she had two stitches in , she went to put the third one in , in part of the finger that wasn ' t numb , the feeling of the needle being pushed through my finger was awful , followed by another big fuck needle to numb the other side of my finger . The thought of those needles in my finger haunted me for weeks afterwards <| sep |> Viva la Erika Girardi ! <| sep |> Then the avengers are out , at least until Obama is no longer president . Liberal politics is both a prerequisite and a qualifying trait for any award by the Obama administration .