I do too , he ' s a much better friend to me than his brother Carlos . He makes fantastic nachos . <| sep |> Especially with the ball coming out to the 25 now , I don ' t understand why anyone ever runs a kick out of the end zone unless they are 237 % sure it ' s going to the house . <| sep |> Ok I know you ' re asking about JRPG ' s , but you seem to dislike so many things that are common to the genre , for better or worse . So I ' m going to offer a WRPG option that seems to fit nicely with a lot of what you ARE asking for Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic . It was ported to iOS and Android a few years ago and it is a VERY good port . It ' s a game you can sink a lot of hours into . The characters are good , the story is good , and there is minimal grind required at all . You can progress the story without ever really stopping to grind .