Wearing sunglasses inside . Just no . <| sep |> Ah , yes , the pension buff . ITS COMING . Watch out everyone . <| sep |> shhh that newborn brought me to this sub . It deserves a spot here . <| sep |> The joke is also literally above her head <| sep |> You don ' t know how to win . But we will teach you <| sep |> I love the fact that you replied to a comment about someone jerking off to this with a photo that ' s even more jerk offable . <| sep |> Nope , Wisconsin is preparing to recount ! <| sep |> Nice ! Any tips ? Tried star photography last night . Did not go well . <| sep |> I ' d say don ' t call me shurley <| sep |> I have never been a fan of arguing over a break up . You do not want to grow old with her , period . Critiquing her sounds too harsh , in my opinion , and leaves you open to discussions about how she can change , or how you could work on stuff together or whatever else . The reasons for you to break up with her , if such a conversation needs to be had , can be had at a later date . Right now , the priority is formalizing the end of the relationship , followed by physical distance .