dude turkey is fine once , but two days in a row is super neurotoxic . why do you think we only have thanksgiving once a year ? personally i boof my whole plate . i usually get a huge plate of food , get my analoral syringe out , and sit in grammas bathroom . first chew up some turkey , stuffing , mashed potatoes , gravy , and green beans to a fine pulp . then spit it out into your spoon , pour on a little gravy , i personally cook it in the spoon with a lighter , suck it into your syringe and spray it in your ass . if you were hardcore youd shoot it . do that to your whole plate and you will roll so much balls bro . just dont do it tomorrow , why do you think they call it black friday ? <| sep |> So well written . deleting all my dating apps now .