Any insight into what the deal is here then ? <| sep |> I don ' t think he ' s working on the tower . <| sep |> We get it , but get off your ass and do something about it because we get that , too . Perfect summary . <| sep |> Ive been a quite a few disgusting hoarder houses . Nothing that stands out tho . I can tell you the weirdest story of my career tho . So I ' m working graveyard shift one winter night . Its about 3 am and we get a call of a elderly female saying that someone is watching her in her back yard . She said that someone is just standing in her back yard watching her through the sliding glass door . We had had numerous calls from this SAME lady in her past month and we never saw anything . So we headed over there thinking geese this crazy old lady is at it again . She just needs to take her meds and go to sleep . So my beat partner and I get there and we go to her front door . She answers and she lets us in and shows us the backyard access through the sliding glass door . I look outside and see nothing suspicious . She has a VERY NICE back yard . Its got all kinds of well manicured foliage , a little pond and all kinds of cool Asian themed cement statues . My beat partner and I go back there and start walking around just to say we did it but we were sure that there was nothing . We just wanted to appease her for the 15 th time and tell her to go to sleep and go on about our night chasing cranksters . So I ' m walking near the back fence and shining my light around and something just feels off . I sense something up on the fence . I can ' t explain it I just prolly saw a figure in my peripheral . So I look up and shine my light on the fence . There is a guy with a hood on over his head crouched on the fence . The hood was pulled tight so I could not see his face . He ' s perched there like a bird just fucking watching us ! We have a moment where I look at him , he stares at me and I ' m like what the FUCK ! I yell , STOP , Show me your hands ! No shit . This guy does a fucking BACKFLIP off the fence into the the yard behind him and starts running . My partner looks over the fence and he ' s running hella fast and takes a 6 foot fence into the next yard like a parkour champion . We call out on the radio , set a perimeter and we never find him . Gone . It was the weirdest thing . We were in that yard for about 2 minutes walking around shining our lights . He easily could have just quietly dropped down and walked away in the neighbors yard and we would have never saw him . But he didn ' t . He stayed there and was watching me . It was so weird . Then to do a backflip like that was so odd . That one scared me . As the weeks went on we got several more calls from the old lady saying that he was there again watching her . We never caught anyone . I assume he was just a voyeur teenager with some amazing parkour skills and no fear of being arrested by the police . There was even one day she called in and said that he was wearing a clown mask . This was way before the stupid clown stuff thats going on now . This was like around 2006 ish . The old lady eventually sold the house and moved because she was being terrorized by this guy watching her . We did all we could . There was even a few days I snuck in her house with her consent of course and stayed in there a few hours in another room waiting for him to go into the back yard so I could grab his ass . No dice . Weird one .