That ' s the worst headline rewrite that I ' ve ever seen . <| sep |> This is the best tldr I could make , 1123 m a j o r m e diacrashtheyneedscapegoat reduced by 90 %. I ' m a bot The major media are the biggest fakes the world has ever seen . Major media news for America is still basically manufactured in New York and Washingtonplus occasional outbursts from Hollywood creatures who bemoan the decline of inclusive liberalism , as they expand their guntoting security staffs and dig deeper bunkers . Putting the genie back in the bottle particularly when major media denizens aren # 039 t very bright , as evidenced by their latest quotFake newsquot scam is on the order of trying to perform a piece of stage magic after the audience has already learned how it # 039 s done . Extended Summary Version 1 . 65 , ~ 24368 tldrs so far . % 23 autotldr PM ' s and comments are monitored , constructive feedback is welcome . Top keywords New # 1 media # 2 Fake # 3 people # 4 major # 5