How many for pink unicorn horn <| sep |> Backwoods in Oklahoma has been good . Better last year than this year . <| sep |> Don ' t let him do TMS they have massive cakes . Then again , if the Queen ever provided a cake , he ' d not get any . Story time So , on Test Match Special , they regularly get cakes sent in , which they eat , and comment on during gaps in play . Now , on one occasion , the Queen had provided a cake at a Lord ' s Ashes test because that ' s the sort of thing you did . Now , this cake was a fruit cake with massive amounts of alcohol in it . She presented it to them at the Tea Break , where the producers , Blowers and a few others came down to receive it . Late in the session , the Queen noticed that there were quite a few TMS commentators down in the rooms eating the cake , and not going up to the box for spell . So she came and asked them something along the lines of Aren ' t you supposed to be commentating on the match , to which one of them replied That ' s what the Australians are for . They ' re quite useful , aren ' t they ?