My girlfriend , also a writer , guilts me into it . I always feel better when I do so I almost always listen . Then I game after . <| sep |> I ' m going to guess that ' s cheese ? A cheese wheel for entry to this beautiful place seems like a fair price . <| sep |> It ' s not like that at all . Sports analogies hold zero water here , and I ' m fucking sick of seeing them . I could say the Electoral College is like if the Indians had scored 1 run in 3 innings , and the Cubs had scored 5 runs in 1 inning , and therefore the Indians won because they had runs from more innings . And you would rightfully say that ' s a dumb analogy twisted to fit my point because it is . So stop fucking using them to justify your viewpoint . <| sep |> Sounds like protection against busted street lights .