It ' s only a flesh wound ! <| sep |> It ' s not charity , brother , it ' s a plate full of good will . <| sep |> Lol , Macs are so much better at being more expensive for worse hardware . What a deal ! <| sep |> digimon cyber sleuth <| sep |>. what is it <| sep |> I tihnk this is pretty obvious but I have an offer to trade my Panarin for his WEnnbergKeeper cats GAPPPSHPSOGHIT <| sep |> Ah , the Digimon Tamers approach . <| sep |> And that right there tells you that you ought to keep any children far , far away from such people . I never left my kids alone with the MIL , either , at least not until they were somewhat selfsustaining , like six or seven . When they were babies the old bat flicked their faces with her bony fingers to get them to wake up and eat faster , disapproved of me holding them so much , tried to feed the threemonthold mashed potatoes . she took them swimming one time and memorably turned her back as the toddler disappeared under the surface of the water . Nope . Not leaving the kids in your care , thanks . She ' s a fucking idiot . Yesterday my son pulled out a script for a play he performed with the high school theater group , and after him reading through it aloud for the entertainment of the extended family , she nods approvingly and says in complete seriousness Someone should make that into a play . Crickets . She also thinks ducks eat mice , that ducks give live birth , and can ' t tell the difference between Italy and Florida on a map . Wrote to ask if I wanted her hooligan lamp . Took me three days to work out that she meant halogen . Also gave us a box labeled Christmas Arnamints . It wouldn ' t irk me so bad if she wasn ' t a retired school teacher .