I ' d love to come over ! C <| sep |> Not really . mucous membranes are a lot better at it than skin , but even then the alcohol concentration isn ' t that high . I ' m sure there would be detectable amounts of alcohol in your bloodstream I ' m also sure a lot of that will be from inhaled alcohol vapor . <| sep |> Thanks for this . My parents have been calling me cynical for near half a decade . This video sums up the justification I have for questioning all the 24 hrnews propaganda and facebookmomclickbait nonsense that they send my way . I ' ll share this with them over Thanksgiving when I inevitably get accused of being cynical for practicing freethinking . <| sep |> Call me Captain Obvious but no defense killed us that half .