This is why Bernie would have won the election . Has nothing to do with where people are placed on an arbitrary line . <| sep |> As if any Heisman winner wasn ' t a product of the talent around them . Troy Smith dominated the Heisman voting and it wasn ' t even close . <| sep |> I went camping with some of my friends last year at a place know as a shooting range for the first few miles of the trail . We go pretty deep so we just hear the odd shot of people practicing in the early afternoon . The day comes and goes , we have our good times and all compete to be camp king Its a very hilly terrain at the beginning of a mountain so we do a competition of whoever hikes to the highest and shits there is the king of that trip then head to bed . I woke up in the middle of the night to someone pissing on the side of the bed , I sit up angry and grab my knife thinking who the fuck is pissing on my tent ? ! I doubt its any of my friends because I heard a truck nearby earlier . I was about to yell Who ' s pissing on my tent ! But had the thought of whoever has the balls to piss on a tent with two other big tents next to it has gotta have a gun with them . So I calmly lay my ass back down . The next morning I ask if anyone had heard anything and they say no . After an hour or two I hear it again and its just my tent pouring water off the side . My dumb ass got scared from rain .