Nope . Sorry . Obfuscation does not an argument make . No matter what system of logic is that even a coherent statement ? is the true one , there ' s no getting around the fact that at least one thought exists it literally can ' t not . Even for you to be illogically deriving stuff , the thoughts in which you commit fallacies exist by definition . As uHalfManHalfDingo says , there ' s always one person in every intro philosophy course who pulls this out because they think they know better than the prof . They don ' t . <| sep |> When I was an infant , my sister begged my mother to abandon me in a shopping mall because my mother couldn ' t carry both of us and my sister was tired of walking . My sister pleaded her that maybe someone nice would find me . Not as good as your story , but still shows the wonders of having a sibling .