Bloody save theo <| sep |> Anytime , it seems to happen more often on Black Friday because there ' s more people and more kids . <| sep |> Actually , they closed the call center in Tualatin , Oregon and found jobs for everyone in retail or tech . The ones that took severance got 3 months pay without bonus . The ones that relocated outside the Portland metro area got 1500 for moving expenses plus the 1 month pay and up to 90 days to return to work . Fuck ATT , but the union that represents non management is amazing . <| sep |> First of all he doesn ' t look 21 , he probably lives in the poor house next to the guy who owns the benz . The only time he gets to touch a woman is when he stands in a crowded bus and accidentally brushes against a boob and comes back and tells his friends how he almost got laid .