This feels like playoff football jeez the atmosphere is amazing <| sep |> Charizard , Blastoise , Venusaur , Jolteon , Alakazam , and Dragonite . I know Arcanine , Vaporeon , and Exeggutor are better but I just love my starters . I ' m not sure how PvP is going to be like but hopefully nothing like gym battles . <| sep |> 12 ml 12 mgml <| sep |> Daddy Caddy 1984 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz $ 500 Siloam SpringsImgur Mirror LinkQR Code Link to This PostToday dear friends , you have the great fortune of being able to bid on andsave a piece of automotive history from the horrific fate of being crushed , atrue pioneering automobile , and a starting , running , driving piece of Americangreatness , the 1984 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz . The magnificent beast you seebefore you was an inaugural participant in the Gambler 500 Gamblin theOzarks rally that took place this past weekend . Meet the Daddy Caddy . This superlative example of automotive greatness ramped earthen berms , wentdown and back up a hill that most quads should not even attempt , climbed tothe top of White Rock , explored vast areas of the Ozark Mountains , and isstill running and driving just as good as the day we started . Nay , I saybetter than when we started , because now this vehicle has achieved greatness , and you can feel the pride emanating from every inch of its 17 foot long body . The stainless steel roof allows you to peer into your own reflection , and whenyou look into it , really stare deeply , you will see a smarter , sexier , and allaround better version of yourself reflected . A list of some modifications Concealed wiring Worried about getting your feet or other extremities caught in wiring , risking life and literal limbs every time you get in the car ? Worry no more . We have used copious amounts of duct tape to cleverly conceal all wiring . The risk of electrocution is extremely low in this vehicle , like , maybe 1 in 10 . Hey , it wasn ' t called The Gambler for no reason . Upgraded electronics Let ' s face it , smoking probably kills you . And this car WAS made in the 80 s , so there were like 25 cigarette lighters and ashtrays built into it . We thought You know what the savvy individual who would purchase this vehicle really needs ? A 3 way USB charger hard wired into the back seat , that ' s what . But because we arent judgey , holier than thou people lookin at you Craig , you son of a . we left all the other cigarette lighters in place . So when you feel like cruising down your nearest stretch of dirt road , smoking a cigar and charging your phone , GPS , and spot light , you will have picked the perfect vehicle when you chose the Daddy Caddy . We are nothing if not forward thinking gentlemen . Cost saving brake modification Have you ever gone to get new brakes and been shocked at just how expensive it is ? Well , we have you covered once again . To save you money down the road , we have ingeniously converted this shining example of American ambition into a front brake only car . It was front wheel drive , but now it is front wheel brake as well ! Now your future brake costs will be cut in half ! You are welcome . Impact resistant tail light The next time you are commuting to work , school , or wherever it is you deign to grace people with your presence , you no longer have to worry about some yuppie on their phone rear ending you and breaking out your tail light . Why , you may ask ? Because we have once again thought ahead so you can spend your time being awesome and not worrying about the future . The driver ' s side taillight has been repaired using Styrofoam , sheet metal screws , a wood bracket , and plastic lenses from a child toy . Even if someone manages to hit you hard enough to damage this bad boy yeah right you would be out like , what , $ 3 to replace it again ? You can thank us later . Strategically heightened floor pans You no longer need fret about bottoming out in the historic Daddy Caddy . We have once again , with purely your interests in mind , taken the time to find all the lowest spots under the car , and then beat them repeatedly with rocks to raise the ride height . Now the next time you take it down a rocky goat trail , you can rest assured that all of the lowest spots have already been identified and dealt with . Increased aural awareness system Do you think only of others ? Do you worry that your loved ones , neighbors , or neighborhood animals might not hear you coming down the road in your splendiferous new Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz ? Fear not fellow friends , fear not . The Daddy Caddy has you covered once again . We placed strategic holes in the exhaust in muffler remember strategic , this was not accidentally caused by smashing the muffler during a ramp to help raise the decibel level . Now every living thing in your neighborhood , and possibly some dead ones , will hear this coming and be able to take strategic steps to stay out of your path . Because we want you to be safe . That ' s why . Since the requests to purchase this vehicle will no doubt be many , we will beselling this on a first come , first served , cash in hand basis . I urge you allto look deep within yourselves , and ask Would my life not be better with the ' Daddy Caddy ' playing a starring role in it ? Won ' t women find me moreattractive , my hair thicker , my beard more manly , and my muscles more definedwhen I am driving around in a truly one of a kind 1984 Cadillac EldoradoBiarritz ? If you were somehow so short sighted that you were able to answer no to anyof those questions , you don ' t deserve the right to call the Daddy Caddy yourvehicle . This car belongs in the hands of someone who will appreciate itsbeauty , awesomeness , off road prowess , back road cruising capabilities , andits all around sheer magnificence . However , if you answered Yes ! Please god YES to the questions above , you siror madam , can reply to this ad and pray to whatever deity you believe in thatthe opportunity has not yet passed you by . Because once this vehicle is sold , you will forever rue the day you let this beautiful bastard pass you by . Itwill become the greatest regret of your life . You will lie on your deathbedwondering how you had let this car slip through your now arthritic grasp whenyou had the chance to make your entire life better . I will pray for you , thatyou do not have to experience the bitter regret that will scar your soulforever . Good luck , gamble on , and remember , Always Be Gambling . light bar not included . Offer void if you are a douche . 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