M . O . P . Ante Uped <| sep |> Turn off the burner first then put the turkey in . Make sure it ' s dry and not frozen . <| sep |> Came here from rall . Didn ' t realize what a cesspool I was posting to . Anyone got a ~~ kleenex ~~ hose to get this shit off my shoes ? <| sep |> Don ' t worry , judge all you want . I don ' t diet because my fat ass is too undisciplined and lazy . <| sep |> If english is easier for you than chinese then WTF kinda levels of chinese are you working with ? <| sep |> Needs more Tahoma . <| sep |> Missing the only one that matters . <| sep |> I did this constantly to a guy who had lost his mom and he got a kick out of making me squirm by reminding me . <| sep |> Jokes on you guys . I ' m only nice to people because I ' m actually just a terrible person . Wahahhaha . Fooled all you for that sweet , sweet karma .