I cannot beleive i just found this omg <| sep |> Living Pantene add , <| sep |> And she ' s still alive ? Bloody risky trying to help me in the kitchen , I will murder you if you try help and I haven ' t asked . <| sep |> This is a shitty LPT . If you ' re starting a new job it ' s really quite simple get to work early leave work late read , read , read and learn , learn , learn about the way the company does things don ' t spout off any controversial political or religious opinions in fact don ' t spout off any opinions including how to do things better keep your head down , work hardYou do this for 3 months , then you can relax . Start getting more socially involved , throw your weightopinions around a little . Don ' t worry about turning up earlyleaving late , use your judgement about what is necessary . Basically every new starter in a company has to become socially accepted gradually . Unless you have a magic personality that everybody just loves take it easy at the start . Even if you are that warm and friendly guy most people love , someone more senior than you won ' t love it , and might take you down . So just keep your head down and prove to the rest that you ' re reliable .