Gates have been opened again <| sep |> You seem like you ' d give the best hugs <| sep |> I ' ve been playing TF 2 a lot lately , and I def noticed that it ' s a lot easier to kill people just by hipfiring . Seems like a strange mechanic . <| sep |> I get that , but couldn ' t a full head cowl ala Batman basically do the same thing without flowing behind her and getting in the way of visibility and what not ? <| sep |> She ' s got that plasticized shit done I bet . <| sep |> Oh . I was thinking of Daffy this whole time . Kinda the same . right ? Nevermind . <| sep |> Back when I was 15 , my girlfriend and I had quite the sex drive . We once started doing the deed on a mattress on my living room floor and tried to remain quiet , as my friend was on a different mattress a few feet away from us it was also about 200 in the morning and my mother was up a flight of stairs from us . Anyway , as we were getting into the thick of it , me on top of her for the sake of simplicity that night , my friend apparently began to wake up . He apparently heard us because he asked Are you guys having sex ? and reached over to our mattress , accidentally slapping down on what he assumed was my girlfriend ' s butt . At this point , he said Wow , njwillforever ' s girlfriend , you have a nice butt ! And at that point , I had to inform him that he was in fact holding my butt .