I worked 16 hours today , this just made me laugh . Thanks . <| sep |> I was in the process of joining a fraternity . One of the nights a couple of brothers called me to one of their places to get drunk and get to know the bros . They gave me a lot of tequila and I was incoherent from it . Then they sat me on a chair and showed me porn on a laptop and then kept putting their hands in my pants to feel my boner . I was so drunk I couldn ' t say anything or even move my hands . I just mumbled , but I will never forget how I felt when this happened . <| sep |> Automatic weapons ? Really ? You are proving his original point . You ' re just another dumb liberal with no understanding of firearms . Practically no one is committing crimes with automatic weapons . Hand guns are used in the vast majority of gun crimes . Even semiauto rifles , or assault rifles as you idiots like to call them , are responsible for less than 1 % of crimes committed .