Started university at 17 , graduated with my bachelors degree at 22 , moved out of my parents house and bought both a new car and half of a condo with a friend at 23 . This was 12 years ago , when the economy was still somewhat booming in the US and banks were giving away low interest mortgages with 0 % down . Things are much different these days . <| sep |> The tolerant left , folksEdit Uhhhh this was mockery , sorry for the confusion <| sep |> The help button just makes this more perfect <| sep |> Drunksgiving you say ? Have you ever had a bakedgiving ? Takes till 11 pm cause you forget what you ' re making after each step or realize it ' s 6 pm and you forgot to turn on the oven . But it ' s always delicious . Unless you ' re broke in which case you splurged and got a Lunchables . And then you ' re too high to realize how depressed you are because you can ' t manage money .