You know your probably right im sure some mashed potatoes and a turkey with stuffing would go for less than 90 bucks , i didn ' t even look at the price i just assumed it was a lot cheaper than it actually was . <| sep |> I can see Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy telling this story . <| sep |> If you don ' t want romance or sex in your life right now , I don ' t think going after them would be a good experience . But I don ' t know if I ' m convinced you don ' t want these things so much as it looks like you ' re resigned to not getting the relationship you really want . To that . I do suspect there ' s a guy out there who would be OK with being your first relationship . But you ' re the one who has to do the hard work of finding him .