That ' s what we said . The alt right disgusts us <| sep |> I wonder how many of them care <| sep |> I think you mean small fact . Random , but the definition of factoid is actually something which appears to be true , but is in fact false . <| sep |> I was able to drink at my friends bachelorette party and wedding . I would ' ve been 57 months pregnant for them . <| sep |> I just let you back in ! <| sep |> Hero Mr . SmithOccupation AccountantRole DefenseI don ' t care if it ' s a warzone , someone ' s gotta keep this place organized . Primary fire Staple gunYou wouldn ' t think that a staple gun would be a lethal weapon , but you clearly haven ' t had to deal with superheroic levels of paperwork . When you absolutely , positively need to fasten two objects together , accept no substitutes . Shift BriefcaseWhen work takes you on the road , don ' t get caught without your office supplies ! Mr . Smith pulls a medkit out of his briefcase , which his teammates can use . E Red TapeIt ' s the future , even the office supplies are super durable ! Mr . Smith lays a web of tape across an area , slowing down anyone who tries to move through without destroying it . Ultimate CaffeinatedWhen you ' ve got too much work and not enough time , Superhero Coffee is the only solution . Smith takes a drink of his special brew , and enjoys enhanced speed and fire rate for several seconds .