When Jimmy Fallon was on SNL he said some joke on Weekend Update that was something like , Craft Beer making my alcoholism seem like a hobby since 2005 <| sep |> I knew a guy like little you met in 4 th grade . I wasn ' t particularly popular myself but I managed to create a tiny group that had my back one of my best friends had older sisters that were basically legends to us kids . Anyway , I saw this kid get bullied and I stepped in when I could , ex class discussions , arguments on the sport field , when they lied to teachers about him , etc . Well he developed a very strong crush on me and although I was quick to tell him that it wasn ' t going to happen , his obsession only grew . By middle school I wanted nothing to do with him because he was so pushy about liking me . He found out where I lived and would leave empty pizza boxes with flowers , notes , once his actual feces . I realized that he was putting himself in situations to get bullied so I would step in . We were assigned to the same high school but I changed school after freshman year and moved out of my hometown a year after graduation so it was over right ? Not really . I was taking tickets at the door for a show at my hometown guy who put it on was a good friend and this dude shows up , turns out he took up wrestling and after years of bullying , he had so much pent up aggression that it worked out great ! He ' d always been kind of stocky but it was totally to his advantage and he basically killed at it . I ' ve gone from geektomboy to femme as hell so I didn ' t think he recognized me and he didn ' t give any indication that he did . Near the end of the show he comes up to my table with my friend and is screaming about how incompetent I am for charging him entrance when he is clearly on the guest list he called me by my name which no one that met me AFTER jr high does so my friend had to walk over to see who he was talking about . My friend searches for a few minutes then finally finds him under some obscure nickname and he asks me why I made him pay . I told my friend that he didn ' t mention being on a list but that we can refund with his permission . Nope , bullied guy won ' t give it up . He demands I be held personally responsible , that he receive an apology from me , that I be reprimanded and so on and so on . I see that my friend is caving spineless jerk and he starts what is a very weak reprimand and I tell him Dude , you ' re not paying me for this . Favor complete . I ' m going to the bar .