Yes but according to the picture I pay nothing <| sep |> Even the full price is a great deal on them . <| sep |> The landing could not have gone better . Everything was the same as in the simulation . The last three years of training really did prepare us for this . The mission was simple enough , if you can call the moonlanding simple . Go to the moon , plant the flag , take some sampes . Probably the best part was taking a tour with the moonrover . The whole event was very well coordinated . Me , the captain , I had the job of getting us here . Clark , the medic and engineer was taking care of the moonrover , and taking samples . John was the cameraman . Yes , the cameraman . Since everybody knows that the original moonlanding was fake , we had to livestream the whole event , with five minute of delay . Thus , Nasa got enough funding to send up a person , who only got half a year of training . I personally think it was not a smart choice , but I did not have a say in this . Do you think we will find some martians ? asked Clark jokingly . He had been very chatty since we started our moon tour . Martians ? We are on the moon , man . John unfortuneatly was always too serious . Well , maybe they came here as tourists ! Why on earth would they come here as tourists ? There is nothing here , only rocks and dust . Yet here we are , some tourists from Earth . This is a scientific mission , with the upmost importance to humanity , and if you can ' t take it seriously . Guys , stop , I think I see something . I had enough of Johns sourness for today , besides , I do see something . Hey , Houston , cut the live feed , now . Whats going on , Captain ? There is a huge cube about a hundred metres in our direction . Live feed cut , check for radiation , and get close to the anomaly . Clark got his equipments out , and started doing his thing . He calmed us down , since there was no radiation or any other type of invisible danger . We got close to the cube . It was about thee meter tall , all grey , with a huge metal door . It also had a button , with an arrow pointing down . We were inspecting the cube for over an hour now , trying to decide what to do now . John was very impatient with it , saying we should press the button . Guys , you will not believe this . There is oxygen and pressure present around the cube . and with that said , Clark took off his helmet . What are you doing ? ! I shouted , absolutely terrified that Clark went mad . However , his helmet was off for about ten seconds now , and he did not freeze , nor his eyes popped out , and he wasn ' t grasping for air . What the hell is going on ? You just broke all protocol , you could ' ve . DINGI was mortified . I looked behind my back , and saw that John was at the door of the cube . He pressed the button . And the door was opening . As it opened , thick white smoke poured out of it . Clark sniffed in the air Is . Is that weed ? Ayy lmao ! Two lifeforms got out of the cube , which was an elevator of some sort . They were absolute parodies of aliens . Small size , very bright green skin , huge oval shaped black eyes , small mouth with a lit joint in it . Sup hoomans ! one of them greeted us with a wave of his tiny four fingered hands . Got sum dank kush , bae ? the other one asked . I was confused beyond imagination about what was happening . Am I dead ? Or dreaming ? Damm , Daniel you can ' t just ask them if they got some weed . That ' s inappropiate . Chill mate , I be just joking with them , look at dem facez ! They probs seeing our type fo first time face to face ! I had to say something , but they weren ' t preparing us for this . Words were failing me , but I had to try something . After all , this is first contact . Greetings , we are from Earth , and it is very nice to meet You ! We are hoping that our future relationship will be very beneficial for both of our civiliz . Bro , leave the superduper seriuz talk outta here . I got what you ordered . interrupted John , while he was taking a suitcase from the moonrover . Blue haze , purple kush , AK 47 , and a small amount of White Widow . Aaaaww shiet man , thats wizard . one of the aliens took the suitcase with excitement . Now , for the Thorium reactor plans . Yeah yeah here they are . Don ' t you do goof it up , it will blow up half yo planet if you build it yolo style . said the alien called Daniel , while he was handling a pendrive to John . Peace out my nnnnn oh sorry , my buddies . he tried to whisper to his friend fuckin ' PC culture bullshit , you can ' t call anyone my ni . The elevator closed , and as if nothing happened , John sat back up on the rover , waiting for us . What do you think , did the technological evolution just sped up because we were smart ? But the last moonlanding . I was trying to make sense of it all , but it was very challenging . It was just a rocket full of different marijuana seeds . What do you think if the public knew that our technology was from weed addict aliens ? this is my first WP , constructive criticism would be lovely , also feel free to fix my grammar mistakes , english is not my native language