Dammit , you beat me to it . <| sep |> Both of them had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation . It was beautiful . <| sep |> So fucking sexy , would love to turn that into a dp <| sep |> Never have I wished more that I weren ' t pooping . I want to try this , but I ' ll have forgotten by the time my legs are numb enough to get up and wash my hands . <| sep |> You look like the glasses guy from Cyberchase in the first 2 pics <| sep |> On another note , even if you ' re young , it could be your gall bladder . I had bad stomach aches in the mornings for maybe a year . I thought it was the onset of acid reflux as my mom developed it as well . As it turned out , my gall bladder was making stones and was removed in September and I haven ' t had a stomach ache like that since . If you have severe abdominal pain where it ' s the worst stomach ache you ' ve ever had and nothing , no position change or using the bathroom , will alleviate any pain and you may be nauseated and feel the pain wrap around to your back , you may be having a gall bladder attack . If that ' s the case , go to a doctor immediately . Especially if the attack starts in the wee hours of the morning and wakes you up . I waited about 4 hours in severe pain before I went to the doctor . They gave me a shot of a painkiller and sent me to get an ultrasound . I was out of commission for the next three days because my abdomen felt like it was ran over with a bus . The recovery time was not as long on my second attack because I knew what it was and immediately went to the doctor .