Okay , so I grew up as this street punk and got into trouble on occasions . I remember one day walking home from school in the city . I was just walking minding my own business until a guy pushed me to the ground and told me to give me everything , which was a $ 2 and giant bubble gum . But , he didn ' t know that and I made a run for it . But another one of the guys got me by the shirt and stabbed me in the side right below the lungs thankfully . Initially , it didn ' t hurt very bad but pretended to be dead on the ground while the two guys was saying to each other What the fuck man . bubble gum ? . fuck this ! I ' m guessing they ran off or something , but started to really hurt . Even though I ' m sure it depends on where someone actually stabs you , it generally felt like that one place you ' re stabbed is on fucking fire . For me , it was hurt so bad I couldn ' t stand up . I also noticed the knife was still stuck in my side . I didn ' t want to take it out because I was worried I would bleed even more , but it also felt like hell literally , I knew I was going to hell and satan was waiting for me . I was in an alley when this happened and for some reason no one spotted me . I blacked out for apparently a few hours , at least until it was night . I came to because some damn cat was licking my face with it ' s sand paper tongue . I sort of flinched when I came to and the cat just lost its shit did happen to see cat shit in the distance and jumped on face . So I ' m laying there with a knife in my side and a cat doing the disco on my face . I love cat ' s some . cats but grabbed the cat and threw it as hard as I could . I still couldn ' t get up , but did my best to crawl out of the alley to at least be seen and find help . I made it to the end of the alley and towards the side walk . When I made it to the sidewalk a guy ended up finding me by stepping on my hand and evidently crushing my pinky . He was in shock and helped take me to his car so I could get to the emergency room . By that time , I hadn ' t had food for hours and probably lost a lot of blood . I noticed something funny though about the car . For one , it smelt awful , like a seriously spoiled Kimchie was left in there . When I knew what was happening was when I saw a rope in the back seat , and further towards the floor of the back seat a bloody hand . Before I made it into the car I started resist . He started getting more aggressive , so I had to think fast . I pulled the knife out of my side as fast as I could and went to stab at his pot belly a few times . Unfortunately I missed and got his groin , but was effective enough to try for a get away . I was barely walking , more like limping similar to that dope thriller video . While I was limping down the street for help I heard a pop in the distance and suddenly a sharp sting in the middle of my butt . I immediately knew I was shot , but luckily not in the groin . If I had to compare the two , I ' d prefer the bullet , but just because the knife made a much bigger wound . At this point , it was probably 200 am and I had to make my way to find some help . I saw this younger woman and tried to call for help . The bullet felt like it went so far up my ass , I couldn ' t speak , just grunt and gasp for air . So I tried to just get closer so she could see I was in need of help . I understand I probably looked weird , basically a grunting zombie with a shredded face , walking with a bullet in his ass and a crooked pinky . But I assumed it was obvious I needed help . I guess not . She must have thought I was an unlucky sex offender and pepper sprayed me to the ground . That ' s all I remember really , and woke up in the hospital . I ' m still recovering currently so please pray for my recovery everyone .