Discothque , poignet , la bibliothque , est une grosse moustache , chien , beurre <| sep |> Dang thanks for the heads up <| sep |> This comment chain ain ' t gonna end with either of you sarcastically getting gilded <| sep |> To start you need to write down your motivations for doing nofap and whenever you feel like you ' re about to relapse just remember what you wrote down <| sep |> There is this place called Storybook Island . It ' s basically a glorified park with goofy little rides and shit in Rapid City , SD . Anyway every year they put lights on everything and make it this special thing where you walk through the park and then see Santa . I was a sophomore in college and full blown drunk every moment I could be . I was going to be Santa and was planning to get pissed on and needed to have a hearty chuckle and red cheeks . So yeah I was drunk ! Anyway this hot ass stoner girl from my college comes through high as fuck , sits on my lap , and tells me what she wants for Christmas . I tell her she ' s been naughty and that Santa only brings naughty girls coal . She says that ' s fine as long as she can burn it in her fireplace and snuggle up with Santa . Long story short . Hit it and hit it . We never got together again but stayed amicable acquaintances . Also she called me Santa every time she saw me . Shwing .