I ' ve been told that I can ' t have opinions on things because I ' m a straight , white , Christian , male despite the fact that I ' ve faced hatred and discrimination by individuals for my religious views and I ' ve hd people come very close to physically assaulting me when I do conservative political activism . <| sep |> Thanks a lot . And with the growing influence of feminism , things are just getting worse and worse for the male of our species after all , it ' s called feminism , not everyoneism . Oh wow , that ' s actually kinda smart And since most hitting is done with the upper body rather than with a series of acrobatic kicks , this gives men an advantage that just isn ' t sportsmanlike . It ' s similar to why it ' s socially unacceptable to punch children in the face . But there are women who are stronger than men , you say ! Yes , and there are also children who are bigger than adults , but societal norms tend to be based on generalities . Yes , and what ' s the solution ? Clearly , since this problem is caused by Mother Nature , it can be fixed only by solving Mother Nature herself . Okay , you gotta be freaking kidding me . Maybe we should instead focus on deconstructing the notion that men are always tough pillars of stoic nonvictimhood and that women are weak little flowers , which might allow male victims to be taken more seriously . Wait , isn ' t that idea pretty similar to the aims of most forms of feminism ? There must be some mistake here , because feminism hates men and wants them to suffer . Oh well , we ' ll get back to this later . Yes , make it all about feminism , sure . Forget what you ' re talking about , forget that men are abused , now it ' s FEMINISM TIME AGAIN and how FEMINISM is SUPER COOL and how you TOTES SHOULDN ' T HATE IT . # 3 . Men Die on Sinking ShipsThis is a stupid point because A They don ' t which Cracked admits and B They don ' t deliver a solution because it ' s not a problem , so why even list it then ? # 2 . Men Die in Combat and at Work Men accounted for more than 97 percent of the combat deaths in Iraq and a similarly high proportion of combat injuries . Furthermore , 93 percent of workplace fatalities are males . This is because men tend to take more statistically dangerous jobsAw , I was hoping they ' d at least acknowledge the wage gap myth and say that men are more likely to die just because they ' re men , not because of their jobs . So close to selfawareness . Luckily , people have already been fighting for a while now on behalf of those mostlymale people who have been injured in wartime adventures overseas . We looked around to see if any of the men ' s rights activists complaining online about feminism had done anything to help soldiers or victims of workplace injury , and we couldn ' t find much , but we ' re sure they ' ll get to it after reading this . Ah yes , the good old You can ' t complain about it if you can ' t do it yourselfcan ' t do it better argument . And it ' s always wrong . Also , ad hominem . Another way of fixing this is to further support the lifting of restrictions about women in combat , which many feminists have been doing . Except for the ones that say that this is a bad idea because it ' s actually dangerous so in this case it ' s totally cool if guys die in wars . Wait , this is starting to sound a bit like feminism too . Damn . Oh right , I forgot that this whole article wasn ' t actually about the problems of men , but it was a passiveaggressive feminist getting back at their critics . Now , we realize that this , just like most of the solutions in this article , makes it sound like antimale sexism can be helped by advancing the aims of feminism rather than fighting them . You can solve these problems without being a feminist you twit . Just because you want men and women to get equal opportunities doesn ' t make you a feminist . Or maybe it ' s just that feminism needs a rebranding . Yep , has nothing to do with men ' s problems anymore . Just feminism . umultiplesarcasms 31 , if you meant this article , then now I know why it ' s condescending .