No turkey , a dirty bong , whipped cream from a can , and what I can only guess is instant mashed potatoes and gravy . someone teach this man how to live ! <| sep |> Me too . She does not enjoy any of it , and her inability to walk a 5 k proves she ' s doing absolutely nothing , much less training for 35 hours a day . She made up a few random weird workout blog posts talking about cadence on her bike and her various run ins with weather and potheads during her 3 am run walks . She ' s not going to bother inventing another year ' s worth of this stuff . She will be asked about it a few times and give a nonanswer like my coaches and I are reviewing my training plan or I ' ve chosen to keep my workouts private at this time . An Iron man is an intense goal and right now what I ' m doing is between my coaches and myself . There may be a couple Facebook posts about 5 ks that she ' s going to walk for fun in the caboose group .