Front desk here . Our housekeeping staff had to trade off working on a room where the occupant arrived back in the middle of the night drunk , shit in the fucking sink like a damned savage , must have felt ashamed and walked out . The feces festered in the sink for half a day before HK found it and called it in . People , your card is on file . We will charge extra you if you shit in the sink . Please , please , please don ' t ever shit in any sink . That said , one time I was 5 and on vacation in FL . We were swimming at the hotel pool and I had to poop . Told dad I was going to use the restroom and left . Me being 5 , I didn ' t think our room would be locked of course it was and I really had to go . So I shit in a bucket in an open maintenance room and left it there telling nobody . My deepest regret is the suspected horror of the housekeeping staff when they entered that closet next . Pooping in unwanted places is a vicious cycle of sorts .