And what kind of argument is I am a human . I am a mother . Does that give you an excuse to be an accomplice to 50 deaths ? What the hell does that mean ? Can anyone explain to me what the hell that means ? <| sep |> I was deployed once to Kuwait , and while there we worked out of semi permanent tents that housed about 15 of us when we were running day shift . Well , I was trying to do what some guys do on deployment by working out , eating super healthy , taking my protein and nutrients blah blah blah . For whatever reason , I would go through periods of getting slightly gassy with the perk that they never really smelled bad . Because there was never odor , I rarely left my desk to expel my flatulence . One day , while sitting at my workstation which was almost in the middle of the tent , I feel an enormous pocket running for the exit . There wasn ' t really time to react , so I just let it come out silently as always . Only this time , it came out hot . Hot like I could feel the stank trying to melt my anus . At this point , pure reaction set in and I retreated to a mostly enclosed office bright red and not being able to control my laughter without anyone except the other guy in the office knowing . He immediately asked me what was so funny , to which I responded , wait for it . About 25 seconds later , one of the older guy in the tent stands up and yells WHAT THE FUCK ? ! Did something die in the air conditioner ? The entire tent was engulfed in my stank and now the two of us are in the office all but rolling on the ground as everyone else is checking the vents , side of the tent , desks to find there this stink is coming from . Eventually , they found us laughing hysterically and figured out what was going on . But we had to air the entire tent out for about 15 minutes to get it back to normal . I still laugh when I think about or tell this story .