I sell sapphires <| sep |> God damn AB is making up for my bad decision to leave Gore in . <| sep |> Point is . if you have Simmons , another 4 , and Embiid on the court at the same time , you ' re essentially requiring Simmons to at best guard a 3 . Which is not what scouts and pretty much everyone has said his potential is maxed out at . So you ' d be sacrificing Simmons ' defensive potential for . Ersan Ilyasova . <| sep |> There ' s a light by my house where if the sensor hasn ' t been set off it ' ll cycle green yellow green . <| sep |> Dog craziness is really getting out of hand . Nowadays every moron has to bring their dog everywhere , especially to bars . And then , of course , the dogs just end up wandering around and eating shit off of the floor . One time some asshole thought it was really cute how his dog kept growling at me . Fortunately for me I left before puppy got close enough for me to feel compelled to hit her with my pint glass . Then there are the people who think that their dog needs a fucking seat at the bar . There ' s one guy at a regular hangout of mine who thinks it ' s real cool to let his dog eat meat off of the bar . And there ' s one bartender who runs around , plays with peoples ' dogs and then goes back to work without washing her hands . They ' re really big into cocktails there too , so when she goes back to work she ' s slicing up fruit and stuff . The most infuriating thing is how many of them have just moved to the area a within the last few years and have some self righteous line about how I should live somewhere else if I don ' t like it , even though I ' ve been living in the area my entire life and know that the dogfriendly shit is actually a novel development . But that ' s the Bay Area for you . We ' ve always been a little self righteous , but our community of entitled douchebags has exploded lately . Oh , and quit parking your fucking cars on the sidewalk too .