I think its gone now ? <| sep |> You ' re bored ? Honey , think about us ! Apple earbuds , gauges just big enough to piss off your mom , shit makeup and low self esteem . I ' d call you cookie cutter but it wouldn ' t quite drive the point home well enough ! <| sep |> I was addressing the claim that I was being sarcastic , which is patently , objectively false . If you want to passiveaggressively whine about me being an ass , go right ahead . It ' s not like you ' re contributing anything here , nor like my opinion of you is any higher . And while you ' re right that there ' s the chance I ' m being an ass , there ' s also the distinct possibility that there are at least 3 whiny idiots on the Internet , who just happen to congregate here and who have nothing better to do than whine about stupid things . It ' s certainly not an outlandish idea given that the one guy above can ' t even correctly identify sarcasm .