Slaying bumpkins won bopping sin tinkeysissy pity such in sure what sit bus . <| sep |> I ' d show him my bands poorly recorded first album and beg for money until I cried . <| sep |> I just purchased the ATHR 70 x and was wondering what AMPDAC combo to get with it . Could I drive them on a FiiO E 10 K or do I need something more powerful ? I want to go with the cheapest option possible , thanks . <| sep |> During my first year at uni we had a big night out and there was a guy hanging out with our group who I ' d never met before . Naturally , I felt like being welcoming and taking him home . Let ' s call him Nick . Only problem , neither of us had condoms and I hadn ' t started taking the pill yet . Nick then does due diligence of eating my pussy like a hero before saying my old school friend lives in this building . He might have some condoms . I ask what the friends name is and it just so happens to be a guy who has been on and off flirtyfrosty with me for the past 6 months , who lives in the room opposite . We ' ll call him Jack . As I ' m trying to pretend I have no idea who he ' s talking about I hear Jack come in to the flat drunkenly singing and Nick immediately recognises his voice . He jumps up out of bed , and runs into the hall butt naked greeting him and asking his bro for a love glove . Jack obliges but gets frostier than usual . Halfway through I hear a sound and there ' s a mass off glow in the dark balloons that have come into my room . Turns out Nick neglected to lock the door and Jack was part of a society that taught sex ed in schools and so had procured a ridiculous amount of novelty condoms . Him and the rest of our flat mates decided that it would be funny to blow up a load of them and fill my room . So yeah , being mid orgasm from one guy while looking at another guy and a room full of glow in the dark condom balloons while everyone that we live with is laughing in the corridor . The soundtrack in the background was MGMT Kids and it was one of the funniest nights of my life .