Salaries not the same after you adjust for our lack of state income tax ? <| sep |> I have not shaved in a few years . My now 24 year old son asked on his 21 st birthday that I not shave and grow my beard out to see what would happen . Think of the Star Trek five year mission . I now look like Santa , a Duck Dynastian , or an homeless person . I was wearing an Hawaiian shirt and a pair of cargo shorts and a young girl around 5 to 7 years of age approached me in a department store and said , Santa , I will be good forever if you could find my mom . They had gotten separated in the store . I saw a woman trying to hook up with a guy not far away , but the child was not tall enough to see her . I basically guilted that woman into buying her daughter something . I now volunteer as Santa for sick children who are in the hospital at Christmas . I have many other stories , but that one is what I first thought of .