A former friend said to me Oh , Giraffecookies , always the bridesmaid . It hit me harder than expected and articulated my exact insecurity in the most efficient way I ' ve ever heard . I ' ve always felt like I was the chubby funny friend in the rom com that doesn ' t get the guy but is at least comic relief ? And he just NAILED it . Fuck that ruined me . <| sep |> If you are coming that way , take 16 to Dresden and 666 from Dresden to Zanesville , then 555 down to the river , and 7 back up to Wheeling . Edit Turns out 7 goes all the way up to Youngstown . <| sep |> What are you talking about ? This was about gardens ? And if you are suggesting that off brand English is like regional dialects and slang I actually think they are a fascinating insight into micro cultures and communities developing in different and exciting ways all over the country . Standardized accents are unrealistic , and it ' s snobbish to value one regional accent above another .