☞ 네티즌 여러분 , 남자 가 돈 과 명예 그리고 권력 까지 쥐 고 있 다면 어떻게 될까요 ? .. 정답 은 ' 탐욕 과 아집 . 독선 , 궁극 적 으로 ' 여색 ' 을 밝히 지요 . ' 즉 게슴츠레 한 눈 으로 ' 여성 ' 을 바라보 게 됩니다 . 이 는 남성 호르몬 ( 테스토스테론 ) 이 용솟음치 기 때문 이 다 . ( have the roving - eyed . - 추파 를 ㅋ ) ( Man has money & reputation , Lady has looks & beauty , doesn ' t it work ? ) . , 이것 으로 끝 . ' 전혀 이상 할 것 이 없 죠 이잉 ! ' [ 세상만사 - O . K ] ◑ 이래서 나온 말 ; ' 심심 하 면 애 들 은 벌레 를 죽이 고 , 청 . 장년 들 은 음주 . 도박 . 성추행 을 , 노인 들 은 장독 을 깬다 ' 고 했 던가 . hihihi [ 이런 미친 ㅋㅋ ] 이 들 의 특성 은 ' 시력 이 아주 좋 습니다 . '( Have eyes like a hawk - 매 의 눈 을 가진 자 ) . ' 놀란 토끼 눈 을 가진 사람 '- like a deer in the headlight ) 여자 만 보 면 ' 눈 에 넣 어도 아프 지 않 을 사람 '( Apple of one ' s eye - 제 눈 에 안경 ) -' 군침 이 도 니까요 '( To make one ' s mouth water ) - 잽 블래터 . A ; You seem to have a great relationship with your daughter & granddaughters . B ; Yeah , she is / they are ' the apple of my eyes . . Wow ! A ; You must be happy that you can spend so much time with her ( them ) . [ No comparible ! . It ' s like apples & oranges . ( 너무 달라 비교 X ) A ; What is that terrible smell ? Is that Sarah ' s cooking ? B ; Yes , she ' s a sensational cook . You ' re in for a real treat tonight . ( 진수성찬 대접 ) B ; Oh , I ' m sure . Just the smell is making my mouth water . I can ' t wait . . [ The movie was so sad . It made my eyes water . 눈물 이 펑펑 ] ▶ 잽 블래터 의 여성 편력 ( All the women in Blatter ' s life ) 스페인 유력 일간지 ' 엘 문도 '( El Mundo ) 가 지난 5 일 ' 충격 적 ' 인 보도 를 하 였 다 . 헤드라인 은 단연코 ' 크리스티아노 호날두 의 전 애인 ' 아이리나 샤 이크 ' 와 데이트 를 . ..( 2012 ~ 2014 년 ) ' 이것 뿐 만 이 아니 라 폴란드 테니스 선수 ' 일 로 나 보 구 스카 ' 와 , 글래머 여배우 ' 린다 바라스 ( 50 ) 와 ' 염문 ' 을 뿌렸 다 ' 고 ( He had a relations with ) 더욱 가관 인 것 은 자기 딸 ( 코리 네 ) 의 친구 사이 인 ' 일로나 ' 와 는 1995 년 사귀 다가 2002 년 에 결별 한 후 또 다른 친구 인 ' 그 레이지 엘라 블랑카 ' 와 와 결혼 하 였었 다 . 특히 샤 이크 와 블래터 는 찰스 왕자 의 초대 로 버킹엄 궁 에서 만찬 을 즐기 는 모습 이 이미 널리 알려진 바 있 다 . ( SNS / Twitter ; 페루 . 포 루트 갈 . 멕시코 . 베트남 까지 널리 퍼졌 음 . ' Swiss source ' 로 독점 취재 -( 로 살리 아 산체스 , EM 베를린 특파원 ) ' The rumours regarding an alleged romantic and / or personal affair with Sepp Blatter by El Mundo newspaper in Spain is a pathetic attempt at defaming Ms Shayk and are absolutely not true . ' We have no intentions of further acknowledging these allegations as they are wholly unfounded . '[ 뉴욕 에 있 는 샤 이크 대변인 의 말 ; ' 근거 도 없 는 황당 한 루머 다 . 샤 이크 의 명예 를 훼손 한 보도 에 는 더 이상 관계 하 지 않 겠 다 ] 그 제 저녁 RTE 라디오 를 통해 폭로 한 아일랜드 축구 협회 장 ( 존 딜래니 ) 의 말 에 의하 면 , 영화제 참석 도중 ' 블래터 가 자기 애인 ' 엠마 잉글리쉬 ' 를 7 ~ 8 초간 째려보 며 ' 내 가 인정 해 '( I approved ) 라고 내 면전 에서 . ㅋㅋ . ." 회장 님 , 그만 하 세요 . 그만 ! ; ' short , bald despot with a leering eye for women half his age '.( 주쳇덩어리 의 추파 ) ◈ ' 화술 이 뛰어나 게 말 을 잘 하 는 사람 '( To have a silver tongue ) 은 ' 일구이언 으로 남 을 속이 는 경향 이 있 다 '( To speak with a forked tongue ) . Q ; What would you say in your biggest strength ? A ; Well , some people say that I have a silver tongue . Though I wouldn ' t go that far . I do have a way with words ( 그 정도 는 아니 나 말주변 은 있 다고 생각 해요 ) . I ' ll say that I ' m very comfortable speaking in front of people . A ; We need to get to the bottom of this story . As it turns out , most of your saying isn ' t true . ( 곧 결론 을 지어야 하 는데 네 말 은 거짓말 투성이 야 ) B ; Let me explain , because I don ' t want you to think I speak with a forked tongue . ( 거짓말 을 한 게 아냐 ) A ; It ' s okay , but let ' s just correct . ▶[ 성생활 상식 ] ; ' 당신 은 부부간 . 이성 간 에 ' 로맨틱 한 밤 ' 을 어떻게 지내 십니까 ? '-" 술 퍼마시 고 와서 대충 대충 하 지요 뭐 ! "..' 그게 아닙니다요 - 조심 ! ' " 뭘 조심 하 라는 거 요 ? "-' 자칫 몽 등 이 가 부러지 는 수 가 있 습니다 . '( SNAP - penile fractures during sex ) ' 상처 ( scars ) 가 심하 면 ED 즉 ' 발기부전 '( Erectile Dysfunction ) 으로 영원히 ' 폐품 ' 으로 변할 수 있 다 " 고 의사 들 은 ' 경고 ' 하 고 있 다 . ' 도대체 이게 뭔 소리 여 ? '.." 사격 ( ? ) 할 때 자세 가 중요 하 다고 예비군 훈련 때 배우 지 않 았 나요 ? 가장 기본 자세 는 ' 엎드려 쏴 ! ' ( firing from a proneposition - prone fire ; 납작 수 그려 엎드린 자세 ) . 일명 ' man on top - missionary '- 선교사 같 은 기본 자세 를 말 함 >- 이 경우 ' 고장 ' 날 확률 은 21 %. 반면 에 개 같이 벌 어 정승 처럼 쓰 는 할아범 들 은 ' woman on top - all four cowgirl - doggy style ' 을 요구 한다 . ( 네발 짐승 처럼 엉금엉금 ) . 이런 경우 에 는 ' 상처 ' 날 확률 이 29 % 라고 한다 . 수리비 ( repair fee > 가 엄청 든다 '. 섬유질 이 라서 ' 교체 불능 . ' [ 영국 ' Telegraph ' 지 에 의하 면 , 1924 년 이래 로 전 세계 적 으로 1 , 600 건 의 유사 한 ' 사고 ' 가 발생 하 였으며 매년 약 16 건 이 발생 한다고 보도 하 였 다 . ㅋ ] -. 성교 도중 남근 ( 음경 ; penis / appandage ) 이 부러진 경우 ' 자나 깨 나 몸조심 ! .. 지나친 성적 욕구 ( libido - urge - advance ) 를 참 지 못하 면 ' 패 가 망신 . ' ' 아이 구야 ', 어린애 처럼 끽 긱 괴성 을 지르 며 침대 에서 펄쩍펄쩍 뛰 어 본 들 이미 유혈 이 낭자 해 병원 두 곳 을 전전 하 다 급히 응급실 에서 봉합 수술 을 받 은 사나이 ( 알란 파키 , 부인 은 클라리사 . 영국 ) [ Irish Mirror reports ] [ ' 强 대 强 ' 이 부 딫히면 결국 부러 진다 ' 달구 어 진 쇠 가 무딘 쇠 를 만나 면 한 쪽 은 ' broken '. 이것 을 의사 들 은 ' blunt force trauma ' 라고 ㅋ ] ( A penile fracture occurs when the penis is subject to a sharp , blunt force trauma , which can occur during vigorous sex drive / masturbation ) 수술 후 2 개월 간 병가 를 내 고 지금 은 휴식 중 . " 내 생애 이렇게 아파 본 것 은 처음 이 다 . ( I ' ve never known pain like it . It was absolutely excruciating ) 간호사 가 붕대 를 풀 어 주 면서 ' 병 치료 를 ' hihihi . 같 은 병실 의 환자 들 이 ' 고통 을 몰라주 고 '( making light of his pain ) , 낄낄거리 니 ( taunting ) 죽 을 맛 이 다 . [ 남근 ( 男根 ) 은 개 처럼 뼈 는 없 지만 섬유질 로 되 어 있 어 만약 상처 가 나 거나 접합부 분 에 이 물질 이 끼이 게 되 면 치명상 을 ] Sepp Blatter is named as a former lover of Cristiano Ronaldo ' s ex girlfriend model Irina Shayk in bizarre claims made by Spanish media By Gerard Couzens for MailOnline Published : 11 : 15 GMT , 5 June 2015 | Updated : 20 : 21 GMT , 5 June 2015 Disgraced FIFA President Sepp Blatter has been named as a former lover of model Irina Shayk in a bombshell story which is making headlines across the world . Spanish daily El Mundo made the sensational claim about the roving - eyed football chief and Cristiano Ronaldo ' s ex girlfriend in a piece published yesterday titled ' All the women in Blatter ' s life . ' It declared the 79 - year - old ' had a relationship ' with the Russian beauty after dating tennis player Ilona Boguska but before meeting glamourous Linda Barras , 50 . Unlikely pair : Sepp Blatter ( left ) has been named as a former lover of model Irina Shayk ( right ) in a bombshell story which is making headlines across the world Respected Spanish daily El Mundo made the sensational claim about the roving - eyed football chief and Cristiano Ronaldo ' s ex girlfriend ( right ) in a piece published yesterday titled ' All the women in Blatter ' s life ' Revelation : Sepp Blatter , 79 , reportedly ' had a relationship ' with Russian beauty Shayk ( pictured ) at sometime between 2002 and 2014 . 29 - year - old Shayk dated Cristiano Ronaldo from 2010 until earlier this year and then began dating actor Bradley Cooper ( pictured together , right ) Irina Shayk was in a relationship with Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo from 2010 to 2015 . Blatter began seeing Polish - born Ilona , a friend of his daughter Corinne , in 1995 and they separated in 2002 , it is claimed . They dated again after Blatter ' s short 2002 marriage to Graziella Bianca - a dolphin trainer who was also a friend of his daughter . Blatter is understood to have become close to Swiss socialite Barras at the beginning of 2014 and has been described as her boyfriend by Swiss and other international press even though her husband Christian insists they are just ' close friends . ' The article linking Blatter to Shayk was written by El Mundo ' s Berlin - based correspondent Rosalia Sanchez . She said today following the international repercussions of her piece that the Russian had been named by a ' Swiss source ' while she was investigating the outgoing FIFA chief ' s love life . El Mundo ' s claims about Blatter and Shayk - a guest of Prince Charles at a recent Buckingham Palace party - were being echoed across the world today . Headlines about the supposed affair appeared on news sites as far afield as Peru , Portugal , Mexico and Vietnam as well as on social networking sites including Twitter . A New York - based spokesman for Irina Shayk said : ' The rumours regarding an alleged romantic and / or personal affair with Sepp Blatter by El Mundo newspaper in Spain is a pathetic attempt at defaming Ms Shayk and are absolutely not true . ' We have no intentions of further acknowledging these allegations as they are wholly unfounded . ' Irina Shayk shows off her endless legs in bikini Claims : Sepp Blatter is said to have ' had a relationship ' with Irina Shayk after separating from tennis player Ilona Boguska ( left ) in 2002 but before meeting glamourous Linda Barras ( right ) in 2014 ( 생물학 적 나이 가 대 ~ 단 하 시 군요 이잉 ! #%$%^ ^- 부럽 습니다 . 부러워 ! - Shame on You ! !!!) Shayk ( left ) dated Real Madrid and Portugal star Cristiano Ronaldo ( right ) from 2010 until splitting this year Sensational claims : El Mundo ' s comments about Blatter and Shayk ( pictured ) - a guest of Prince Charles at a recent Buckingham Palace party - were being echoed across the world today Irina Shayk ( left and right ) made her acting debut alongside Dwayne Johnson in the 2014 film Hercules Ireland FA chief executive John Delaney ( right ) claims Sepp Blatter recently stared at his girlfriend Emma English ( left ) for several seconds before saying he ' approved '. Delaney told the FIFA head to ' move on ' Some attributed the information to ' several national and international media ' and failed to mention El Mundo as the original source . Wikipedia , which described Blatter as a ' Swiss tosser ' last week after his page was hacked , has so far made no mention of the FIFA chief ' s friendship with Irina Shayk . The controversial soccer boss was described by one paper last week as a a ' short , bald despot with a leering eye for women half his age '. He announced his resignation on Tuesday just three days after winning a fifth term as president amid a corruption scandal that continues to rock world football . Football Association of Ireland chief executive John Delaney revealed yesterday that he told Blatter to ' move on ' after the outgoing FIFA president eyed his partner Emma English before saying he ' approved ' of her . Mr Delaney told RTE Radio one during an interview : ' He met Emma , my partner , in Vienna recently . ' He stared at her for seven or eight seconds and he said , ' I approve of your new girlfriend '... I asked him to move on , move on please , ' he said . ' She is a great girl . I love her very much . It was an extraordinary moment . If she was here she would tell you herself . .. He stared at her and I said ' move on ' and he did , ' Mr Delaney added . Read more : Todas las mujeres de la vida de Blatter , ' ex presidente ' de la FIFA | loc | EL MUNDO Agony of man who heard his penis SNAP during sex - and had to keep it in a sling for two months afterwards By Madlen Davies for MailOnline Published : 14 : 59 GMT , 4 June 2015 | Updated : 20 : 25 GMT , 4 June 2015 One man ' s romantic night in with his girlfriend was ruined after he fractured his penis while having sex . Alan Parke , from Donegal , heard his penis ' snap ' during intercourse with his girlfriend Clarissa and ' saw blood spurt everywhere ', he claims . ' I ' ve never known pain like it . It was absolutely excruciating , ' Mr Parke told the Irish Mirror . Alan Parke was rushed for emergency surgery when he fractured his penis during sex with his girlfriend . He said he heard a snap and saw blood spurt everywhere ( file photo ) ' We were just having sex , I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top . All of a sudden I heard something snap . ' Clarissa was trying to calm me down because I was jumping around . It was the worst pain I ' ve ever experienced . ' The couple rushed to Letterkenny General Hospital where Mr Parke was immediately transferred to another hospital in Galway . He then underwent emergency surgery to repair his broken penis . Afterwards , the appendage was put in a sling , and Mr Parke said he was forced to endure taunts from other patients . He became increasingly angry at the teasing , and says hospital security had to keep a close eye on him as he was enraged with one man he believed was making light of his pain . Mr Parke was off work for two months after the operation , and said he spent most of that time lying in bed in immense pain . In the first two weeks after having his penis repaired , he had to call an ambulance seven times because he couldn ' t control the blood . Mr Parke had to keep his penis in a sling after an operation to repair it , and was off work for two months , most of which he says he spent lying in bed in pain ( file photo ) A nurse would also visit his house to change the dressing on the injury . Three months on , he has almost recovered . Miss Cairns said that the couple ' s neighbours even heard her boyfriend cry out in pain during the incident . They reported he was ' squealing like a baby ', she said . Although the penis does not contain a bone , it can fracture , doctors warn . A penile fracture occurs when the appendage is subject to a sharp , blunt force trauma , which can occur during vigorous intercourse or masturbation . Since 1924 , 1 , 600 cases have been recorded worldwide - roughly 16 instances per year , the Telegraph reports . And earlier this year , Brazilian researchers found the ' woman on top ' or ' cowgirl ' position is to blame for half of all penile fractures that occur during sex . In comparison , ' doggy style ' or the woman on all fours is responsible for 29 per cent of injuries , while ' man on top ' or ' missionary ' is only liable for 21 per cent . Doctors have previously warned breaks in the penis can lead to problems including erectile dysfunction , as scar tissue known as fibrous plaques can form in the penis , preventing blood from flowing in to sustain an erection . It is also possible to suffer a curve or bend in the penis , and damage to the nerves in the genitals . Read more : ' She was on top - all of a sudden we heard it snap ': Irish lad reveals he BROKE his penis during sex - Irish Mirror online How do you break your penis ? - Telegraph 공유 하 기 글 요소