Our children are forced to stand up and fucking pledge their allegiance to a flag . You know how many other countries do this ? 1 North Korea <| sep |> The open road allows me to think . I try to set up roadtrips where I dont have a hard deadline and can just explore . Along for the adventure not the destination . I did 4000 miles in my 1971 Suburban back in May and it was truly amazing . <| sep |> Vikings haven ' t had offense yet , chill the fuck out . <| sep |> The fork is going into the blue glass and out the red one <| sep |> Outdoor Research and LL Bean have the best warranties . I prefer OR though , their stuff is more technical . OR has an ' infinite guarantee better than anything North Face or Patagonia or Marmot has . We believe so strongly in the quality of the apparel and gear we make that if our product fails to meet your needs at any time , we are happy to replace it . Our products are guaranteed forever , and your total satisfaction with our product is our goal .