In keeping with the satirism of online news sites I should ' ve just said first . Or had a go at immigrants . <| sep |> Absolutely every work of fiction is based off an idea . <| sep |> Not even remotely possible . Blades are far too light to cut wiring when dropped and just cutting insulation won ' t start a fire . <| sep |> Oh man , please please please at least try the heel thing . It ' s one of those things where most people aren ' t comfortable with being so high up so they end up with a waaaaaaaaaaylow saddle which makes every molehill into a mountain . It ' s gonna feel weird . You ' re not going to be able to touch the ground unless you lean over on you tippytoes . That ' s normal . You should barely be able to touch the ground at all while on the saddle