You call it club soda don ' t you ? Sparkling water is great , removes all the crap from your tongue . <| sep |> One of the events that sparked my interest in chastity involved Helen Mirren . It was a dream in which I entered a room and she stood there with a gun and told me to strip . Something about that submissive response was another prompt to try out chastity and femdom . <| sep |> Being the CEO of a company is a job . This does appear to be a potential constitutional problem . Here is the clause . The President shall , at stated Times , receive for his Services , a Compensation , which shall neither be increased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected , and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States , or any of them . There are a lot of ways for lawyers and politicians to go after Trump , and they are motivated to do it , and it is left to be seen which tactic will take him down if any . This particular tactic is effective because it is so bedrock . Going after Trump on an IRS violation , for example , would just give his lawyers a bunch of billable hours . But a constitutional violation is serious . IANAL but it ' s probably an impeachable offense . First paycheck he gets while in office , let the games begin .