Once went on a 5 day hiking trip in Cederberg . Had to go take a shit and it was pitch dark . Found a good place to take a shit at . Halfway in , I hear a howl from my right that sounded very close . Noped the fuck out of there halfway through my shit . <| sep |> Over the last 4872 hours , reports have come in from experts , cyberexperts , who are reporting to us some very troubling news about the possibility of security breaches in voting results across this country Steins campaign manager on Steins facebook page . Three weeks ago even claiming an election could be rigged was sedition according to you people , now its fine . The last three presidential election you people lost you ' ve built conspiracy theories around . You have not accepted the election results , yet again . Those anomolies were debunked in about ten minutes by Nate Cohn and Nate Silver . You people are kooks . When the results are confirmed again it won ' t stop your kookery , yet again .