I have a Toshiba Sattelite <| sep |> In fact , we can ' t take anyone seriously when they give explanations about how the hosts work the techs don ' t know and Ford may be lying to misdirect people . He ' s the only one that knows about Bernard and in some ways maybe Bernard knows some things that even Ford doesn ' t know . And then there ' s Arnold . <| sep |> ah video makes it much easier to see <| sep |> He said He said One time , when I was the resident Santa at a wellknown and highly respected department store in NYC , a little person came in and sat on my lap . Under the layers of beard , illadjusted plastic spectacles , and loose clothing , I had no clue the person was not a child . How are your folks ? I ask innocently . A little undertheweather , they are dead , he replies monotone . I hesitate , we are told to ask using the term ' folks ' because it is accepting to children who may be in a nontraditional family setting i . e . they are fostered or adopted . Therefore I was taken aback when this child , and I truly believed them to be just that at the time , said their folks had perished in my mind , that seemed to allude to them being a homeless child , a humble street urchin . This set in to motion the procedure I was trained to follow , to get the homeless person out of our upmarket store as fast as possible . Without a moment to spare , I engage in the secret call for security a loud jolly laugh three times in the tune of ' Fight For Your Right ' by acclaimed rap trio The Beastie Boys . The little person on my lap grows restless by the third laugh and I am worried he may bolt at any second . Luckily the security arrives in time to throw the guy out and the story has a happy ending as we all have a big laugh at the staff boozy Christmas meal .