Even was selfaware enough to parody herself on the short lived but very funny It ' s Like , You Know <| sep |> Well I rolled the dice startin Thielen in YAHOO STANDARD . Now I have 1 receiver slot to make an impact . Landry against the niners , Meredith against the Titans , Boyd against the Ravens , I also have Watkins on the bench <| sep |> At my high school , there was this legendarily cantankerous old piece of shit I ' ll call Gloria . She had a reputation for being quite hard , but sweet if she liked you translation played favourites hardcore . By hard , I of course mean not above screaming at you in her decrepit rasp of a voice in the middle of class at the drop of a hat . I only had her for one elective , but if her teaching style for that was any indication for her overall ability , then may God have mercy on those she had for English . Long story short , I had to do something for upper administration that resulted in me having to come late every day for the one class I had Gloria for . She hated that , growing more and more agitated with me by the passing day . This came to a head one day when she abandoned that class so she could come supervise the thing I was doing , make snide comments , and overall be a general nuisance to prove a point like she regressed from 65 to about 5 . This turned into a screaming match where I was then ejected from her class . Afterwards , she stormed back to the class she was supposed to be teaching to rant to them about how much of an arrogant jackass I am . The girl I was dating at the time was a favourite of hers , to the point where she and her friends ate lunch in her class everyday . One day when she and I were off doing whatever it is we were doing , Gloria approached her friends and asked why the girl was hanging out with me ? I ' m a horribly rude , arrogant son of a bitch after all . I can ' t remember if she tried to dissuade her any after that , but she was a grade A cunt if I ' ve ever seen one . I know you won ' t ever see this , but go fuck yourself you miserable old hag .