This is the best tldr I could make , l o t o f n e w t h i n g s a resandwichesincoloradorrn reduced by 69 %. I ' m a bot DENVER Everything you know about sandwiches is wrong , at least according to new state regulations in Colorado . In defiance of common English chicken wings , frozen pizza , and burritos are now all officially considered quotSandwichesquot by Colorado law . quotSANDWICHESquot AS USED IN ARTICLES 47 AND 48 OF TITLE 12 , C . R . S . ARE DEFINED AS SINGLE SERVING ITEMS SUCH AS HAMBURGERS , HOT DOGS , FROZEN PIZZAS , BURRITOS , CHICKEN WINGS , ETC . We aren # 039 t liquor license attorneys , but this definition seems to leave enough wiggle room to consider all kinds of new things to be sandwiches . Extended Summary Version 1 . 65 , ~ 24271 tldrs so far . % 23 autotldr PM ' s and comments are monitored , constructive feedback is welcome . Top keywords sandwiches # 1 law # 2 state # 3 bar # 4 Colorado # 5