I was particularly fond of his comparison of The Duchesses nipples to 3 inch rivets from the ' fated Titanic '. A guy with a thing for me once wrote me an erotic story about the two of us that included the line your breasts rose up and over the cups of your bra like two pieces of toast from a toaster . <| sep |> s t u d y o n h o m o s e x u a l p a r e n t s t o p s a l lpreviousresearchChildren of lesbian mothers Are more likely to be currently cohabiting Are almost 4 times more likely to be currently on public assistance Are less likely to be currently employed fulltime Are more than 3 times more likely to be unemployed Are nearly 4 times more likely to identify as something other than entirely heterosexual Are 3 times as likely to have had an affair while married or cohabiting Are an astonishing 10 times more likely to have been touched sexually by a parent or other adult caregiver . Are nearly 4 times as likely to have been physically forced to have sex against their will Are more likely to have attachment problems related to the ability to depend on others Use marijuana more frequently Smoke more frequently Watch TV for long periods more frequently Have more often pled guilty to a nonminor offenseBut don ' t worry . Gays are just like you and I . And they definitely make good parents . Better parents even , since they spend more quality time with the kids . If you think otherwise , you ' re just uninformed . Next time you come to our sub and tell us we ' re wrong about something , come prepared . Retard .