이전 작 베라드 레이크 에서 도 힘께 출연 했 던 두 사람 , 그 중 에서 도 베라 에서 착한 청년 으로 웃기 는 공원 데이트 장면 을 보여 줬 던 남우 조연상 에디 마산 의 연기 가 여기 서 도 만만찮 다 . .. - 토요일 은 집 에 가 서 책 읽 어요 . - 무슨 책 이 죠 ? -- 그냥 책 . . ㅎㅎㅎ 번개 처럼 도망쳐 자취 를 감춰 놓 고 는 엄마 집 에 가 있 었 다고 곧 죽 어도 거짓말 하 는 에디 마산 , 쌍둥이 를 봤 구먼 ~ 하 며 놀리 는 여주인공 . 그리고 들을수록 재수없 는 말 , 엔 . 라 . 하 ~~ 해 피 고 럭키 라기 보다 언해 피 고 미 저 러블 같 은 영화 였 당 . 영국 식 액센트 의 매력 에 푹 빠져 봅시다 ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ......................... The Road To Reality . Don ' t wanna be going there . Hiya . An oasis of calm in here , mad out there . Gorgeous day for it , though , innit ? Never been in here before . I like your hat . Busy ? Hello ? having a bad day ? No . Oh . Not till I showed up , eh ? Look like a rabbit caught in the headlights . I won ' t bite . Don ' t worry , I ' m going now . Have a good day . Stay happy . I ain ' t nicked nothing . Honest , guv ' nor . Beep , beep , beep , beep . Oh , no , no , come on . That ' s just brilliant , that is . Oh , no , I didn ' t even get a chance to say goodbye . # You ' ll never get it rightcos when you ' re laid in bed at night # Watching . .. roaches climb the wall # If you called your dad he could stop it all # You ' ll never live like common people # You ' ll never do what common people do # You ' ll never fail like common people # You ' ll never watch your life slideout of view # And dance and drink and screw # Because there ' s nothing else to doThe music ' s stopped . It stopped ages ago . Yeah , I was just enjoying the silence . What ? What ' s so funny ? I don ' t know ! Can you just . .. Oh , your sister ' s woken up , Poppy . Suzy , what ' s that ? What is it ? Is that your latest conquest ? Oh , bless him ! Don ' t you ever pray that you ' re adopted , Suzy ? Oh , argh ! Yeah . You got me , Zoe . - Ssssh ! - Who are you shushing ? No , no , no , no , no , no . She ' s right . Let ' s all enjoy the silencetogether . Dawn , will you shut up ? Because no - one else can get a word in . Ssssssh ! Sorry ! - Sssssh . - Fingers on lips . Fingers on the tits . - Fingers on tits . - Fingers on the hips . Can I borrow yours ? - Fingers on the tits . - Oh , that is properly disgusting . Chicken fillets . Lunch , anyone ? - Oh , hello ! - Can I have a go ? Of course you can , Dawn , you don ' t need to ask . - Anyone over there ? - Oh , I know where that ' s been . You have gone down in my estimation . I ' m sorry , Alice . - I don ' t get why you wear them , Poppy . - Oh , don ' t you ? I mean , you just put them in your bra . .. Yeah ? I like the way they make me feel , Suzy . - Like a natural woman . - That ' s right . - I think it ' s in the wrong place . - Ah , whoop ! Oh , look , you ' ve got three tits ! She ' s like you , Zoe . - No , that ' s three nipples . - Oh , right . Have you got three nipples ? She doesn ' t like to talk about it . I ' m going to give her a little hug . Over you go . - Oh , that ' s quite nice . Do that again . Oh , really ? Oh ! Ooh ! Your cleavage looks great from up here . - Thank you . - I ' ve got a bird ' s eye view . Come on , ladies , cop a load of this . Oh , yeah , roll up , roll up . Look at that ! - It ' s good , isn ' t it ? - They ' re amazing . Oh , no . Oh , no . Oh , no . I think we know where Poppy ' s sleepingtonight . Morning . Time to get up , sleepyhead . Cup of tea here . Come on . You can do it . That ' s it . That ' s it , nearly there . Oh , here we go . - And she ' s up ! Hey . - Thanks . You all right ? Yeah , I slept good . I heard you . You always start that . - I don ' t snore . - I know . You never have . - I don ' t . - I don ' t . - Are they still asleep ? - No , they buggered off ages ago . Did they ? - Yeah . Oh , right . - What ' s the time ? - About 10 past 12 . - They ' ve got a bit of work to do . - Have they ? - Dawn ' s late with her dissertation . - Oh , no . When are your exams ? - Three weeks tomorrow . - You ' ll be all right . Yeah . I ' m totally chilled out about it . Of course you are . - I ' m cool . - Yeah . I ' m just really stressed . What ? Like an Eskimo with a headache ? - Does anyone want any toast ? - Yeah . Yes , please . - With marmalade , two slices . Yeah , I know , cut on the diagonal . - Yeah . - No crusts . - Got it . Oh , do you know what ? - What ? - Oh , yeah . - She ' s gone . The thing is , we ' re starting withcriminal justice . - Is that your first exam ? - Yeah , it ' s crap . If we had cyber crime first , or , like , crime and pleasure , I could ease myself into it . - No probs . - Oh , you ' ll be all right , Suzy . Yeah , if we can get a degree , any idiot can . - You calling your sister an idiot ? - Calling you an idiot . Thank you . " Crime and pleasure ", now that sounds good . - Sounds like last night . - Yeah . You ' ll be all right . Yeah . - See you later . - Alligator . - When are we going to see Helen ? - Yeah , when ' s the baby due ? Don ' t know , soon . She ' s been texting me . - Me too , she ' s getting worse . - I know , bless her . - Want to wait till after your exams ? - I want to get it over with . All right . Don ' t worry , leave her to me . - Text me , yeah ? - Work hard . Suze . .. you know it ' s that way , don ' t you ? Oh , yeah . - These make good legs ? - Great . # I ' m so excited . .. - It would be amazing to fly , wouldn ' t it ? - You reckon ? Just . .. whoosh ! - What ? Like Mr Vertigo ? - Oh , yeah . I love that book . - Yeah . - Oh , vultures . - Met a few of them . - These could be useful . Oh , yeah , they ' re great . Oh , look at him , he ' s gorgeous . We could do an owl , they ' ve got big heads . Good idea . He ' s got your eyes , look . - Cheers , Poppy . - No , they ' re lovely . Do penguins emigrate ? What ? Do they move to the Costa del Sol ? Emigrate , migrate , whatever . - What about parrots ? - Oh , yeah , definitely . - Or a toucan . Oh , look at his beak . - They ' re good colours . Beautiful . So , are you going to get another bike ? Oh , no , I couldn ' t replace my old lovely . It ' s flown the nest now . Definitely going to learn to drive , though . Going to book lessons ? - Might do . Might not . I told you , you ' re not learning to drivein my car . Nutter . - Chickens , we could do chickens . - Chickens don ' t fly . Lazy buggers . What are we going to make , then ? - I don ' t know . What do you think ? - I don ' t know . - Where are they ? - Here . - That far apart , are they ? - Yeah . Don ' t poke me . Wasn ' t going near you . - Go on , then . - Great . You should ask an adult to help you . I don ' t know any . - I think they ' re quite good . - Yeah , what do you reckon ? - I think we could pull in these . - Definitely . - Pub ? - Yeah , hair of the dog . I ' m ready . Put a bit of lippy on andaway we go . - Hi , Liz . - Hi , Zoe . How are you ? Ooh . Didn ' t expect that one ! Morning , Tina . Birds that live here in North America , they fly all the way to South America . Yeah ? That ' s a journey and a half , isn ' t it ? But the . .. the biggest journey of them allis of the arctic tern . Because he flies from the Arctic . .. Yeah ? ... all the way - wow , across the world - to the South Pole . Isn ' t that incredible ? From the North to the South Poleand that is . .. ssh ! And that is 9 , 300 miles . That ' s right . Wow , wow . All right , Nick , do the other side now . Here we go , look . No , don ' t pull it out . What we can do . .. Shall we give him . .. Shall we give him a few bits ? Do you want to give him . .. I like that , I like that . - Shall we give him one here ? - No . No ? He ' s got eyebrows , look . - Yeah ? - Let me see . I think that ' s brilliant . That ' s brilliant . Here we go . Shall I put some more yellow in that ? There we go . What colours do you thinkyour feathers could be ? See , you could do a rainbow colour . That ' s a good idea , isn ' t it ? - I did a rainbow . - Do a rainbow . Rainbows like parrots . Don ' t put that on yet . Let ' s have a look . Little bit more . What about the fringing ? You could do a bit moreon the fringing there , couldn ' t you ? Hungry ? It ' s going to be lunch time soon . But I ' m not a cook . It ' s lunch time in a minute . We ' re going to lunch in a minute . You can wash your hands . Who ' s ready ? Hey ! Oh , wow ! That is fantastic . Look at you go ! Whooh ! Flap your arms . Flap your wings . Bit dangerous , innit ? What ? Putting these over their heads . I ' m trying to suffocate them . That ' s my goal . Little buggers . - They look great . - How was your weekend ? - Crap . - Oh , no , why ' s that , then ? I didn ' t do much , just stayed in , really . It ' s the weekend , Tash . - I know . I had a run - in with my mum . - Did ya ? Mm . My sister was working Saturday . I had to look after Jasmine . - How is she ? - That girl eats too much . Bless her . She ate three chicken legs and four jam tartsand then wants to tell me she ' s starving . The little piglet . - I dropped her off to my mum ' s . - Yeah ? I said you ' ve got to tell Sherryannethat she needs to put this girl on a diet . You ' ll give her a complex , she ' s 7 . All of a sudden Mum doesn ' t want to getinvolved , for the first time in her life . Then I ' m just leaving the houseand my two aunts arrive from Dollis Hill . Oh , no . So we get the Spanish Inquisition . " Tash , you got a boyfriend ? Are you getting married soon ? Why don ' t yougive your mother another grandchild ? You know she nearly 60 . She getting old . " Aargh ! I was , like , " I haven ' t got a boyfriend . I won ' t be getting married soon , and , no , I won ' t be investingin a mortgage in the near future , thank you very much . " - Then I just closed the door and left . - End of . - You cooking ? - Yeah , are you cooking ? I ' m cooking with gas . What we having ? - Food . - That makes a change . - Are you hungry ? - I ' m ravishing . - Aren ' t you just . - Thank you . How did it go today ? What , with my flying flock of featheredfriends ? Good , they loved it . Flapping away they were . - Were they ? - Yeah , bless them . I had to nip it in the bud with my lotbefore they flew out the window . It was OK , though , was it ? Oh , yeah , I played them Stravinsky after lunchjust to calm them down . - What did you play ? - The Rite Of Spring . I booked my first driving lesson . - Did you ? - Yeah . - When is it ? - 12 o ' clock , Saturday . Excellent , well done you . - I ' ll set the table . - Yeah , it ' s nearly ready . Yeah , I know . I love the end of the week . - You don ' t say . - I do , actually . - Do you ? - Yeah . - Oh . You know I take this dance classon a Friday afternoon , the golden time . I swear to God , half the kids are biggerthan me . - That ' s not hard , though , is it , eh , titch ? - No , I don ' t mean taller , I mean wider . You want to be careful , you know ? You don ' t want the kids jumping aboutexpressing themselves . A bit dangerous . Yeah , you do all that on Friday , but then they spend the weekend indoors , glued to their Nintendo DS . Totally . A couple of weeks agoI came in Monday - I told Poppy - sat the kids down forcarpet time , asked them what they did over the weekend . Gorgeous weather . Not one of them had been out . They ' d all been sitting at homeon their PlayStations . - You couldn ' t get them up off the carpet . - When they got up , they were wheezing . - That ' s pollution for you . - We always used to go to the park . - A lot of them don ' t have parks to go to . - Yeah , exactly . But you don ' t need a park to go for a walk . If Mum and Dad don ' t go out , the kids don ' t . Parents are too frightenedto let their kids play out . Even a bit of green by the estate , they don ' t let them play there . But it ' s hard for a lot of mums and dads , isn ' t it ? They ' ve had a hell of a week . They ' re under pressure and stress . - Tell me about it . - They get back from work , if they work . .. You know . A lot of them aresingle mums , they ' re exhausted . It ' s understandable if they don ' t taketheir kids out for a lovely picnic . It ' s not acceptable . Life ' s hard , but ifyou want to find a way you find it , innit ? - Some parents can ' t be bothered . - Yeah , I know . So instead they let their kidsstay up half the night on chat rooms . - Yeah ! - Yeah , that ' s worrying . - Scary . - Makes me so angry . A lot of seven - year - olds know moreabout the internet than we do . At least people are talking about it . That ' s good . - Is it ? - Well , yeah . It means we ' re aware . I ' m aware smoking ' s bad for me . It doesn ' t mean I ' ll stop . - As long as you know what will kill you . - Thanks . Any time . I know drinking ' s bad for me , but , you know . .. I can ' t help myself . - Oh , shame . - Cheers ! Cheers , everyone ! Here ' s to our liversand all who drown in them . Careful , Poppy , you got your firstdriving lesson tomorrow . Oh , yeah , quick , put that down . You don ' t want to mess up your blind spot . - Oh , that sounds good . - Oh , it ' s here . How many fingers ? - That must be for you . - I ' m so excited ! You should do some deep breathingbefore you get in the car . Ooh , can ' t see him . Wish me luck . Good luck . I ' ll keep the emergencyservices on standby . Any excuse , eh ? I know what you ' re like with firemen . Hello . Scott ? - Are you Poppy ? - That ' s me . Nice to you meet you . Right , the car ' s just here . They ' re not infected ! What are you like ? They ' re clean , I just washed them specially , honest . - This it ? - You get in the passenger seat . - You know it ' s me learning to drive ? - We have to talk a few things through . Oh , have we ? Fair enough . If you insist . - Did you choose this colour car ? - Make yourself comfortable . - Thank you . Is this your car ? - No , it ' s the company ' s car . - Oh , right , what ' s your car like , then ? - It is my car . You said it was the company ' s car . Make your mind up . - Have you got your provisional licence ? - Yep ! There you go . That ' s me on a bad day . - Is that your real name , Pauline ? - Right . - OK , everything seems to be in order . - Does it ? That ' s good . Now , have you ever hada driving lesson before ? Yeah . No , it wasn ' t really a lesson . It was in a Cadillac in Miami . Bunny - hopped down the beach . I was a bit pissed , it was hilarious . We won ' t be pissed when driving this car , OK ? We ' re not going to bunny - hop . We ' ll focus and concentrate . I ' m going to take you to a spotwe take all learner drivers . - Are you ? - We ' ll go through the cockpit drill . - Oh , naughty . - You ' ll listen and take responsibility . I ' ll see what I can do . - OK . Put your seat belt on . - Will do , Captain Scott . Here we go , gigolo . - So you spoke to the office ? - I spoke to your boss . He ' s not my boss , I work for myself . I ' m my own man . But it ' s his car . .. or it ' s your car . .. Someone . And they told you the price - � 22 . 50 an hour ? That ' s right . Cheap as chips , you lot . - We may be cheap but we ' re better . - Are you ? You go with the big companies , they use inexperienced instructors . They don ' t ? They ' ve just passed their test andcharge more . Bastards . Us experienced instructors , we gowith small companies and charge less . - That makes a lot of sense , that does . - Cheapness is relative . Yeah , it is . You ' re right . Bang - on ! So , do you want the same time every week ? Go on , then . - Do you or don ' t you ? I need to know . - Well , if you need to know . If it ' s good for you , it ' s good for me , Scott . OK , 12 o ' clock every Saturday . - Do you like working Saturdays ? - I only work half day , Saturday . - Oh , that ' s good . - You ' re my last pupil . What do you do for the rest of the day ? Are you going out tonight ? I shall go home and read my book . Oh , it must be a good book . What is it ? It ' s a book . Yeah , well , we worked that much out . - You see three pedals in front of you . - Yeah , yeah . Will you put your left foot on the left - handpedal and push it all the way down ? He ' s a bit frisky , isn ' t he ? OK , Pauline . Please take your boot off the pedal . Nobody ' s called me Paulinesince I was two years old . Makes me laugh . What am I supposed to call you ? - Oh , how about Poppy ? - Poppy ? - Yeah . - Oh , yeah . No , whatever turns you on , Scott . I don ' t mind . OK , Poppy . Your boots are inappropriatefor a driving lesson . - What ' s wrong with them ? - You can ' t control a car in high heels . I can do a lot in these . You should see me in these on a dance floor . - They may be good on a dance floor . - Not just good on a dance floor . They are " Oooh ". They may be good in a Cadillac on a beach when you ' re pissed with your boyfriend , but they ' re not suitable for driving . You ' re funny . Now , next weekI want you to bring flat - soled shoes . - I don ' t look any good in them . - It ' s not how you look , it ' s how you drive . I ' ll see what I can rustle up for you , Scott . Leave it to me . Right , you see three mirrors - your two side - view mirrorsand your rear - view mirror . - They make a golden triangle . - Is that like the pubic triangle ? It ' s a pyramid and at the top of ityou see the all - seeing eye - Enrahah . Can you repeat that , please ? " En - ra - hah ". - You talking about the eye of Lucifer ? - No ! Cos I don ' t know if I want to look in there , thank you . It ' s not Lucifer . There aretwo fallen angels before Lucifer . - There is Enrahah , Raziel and Lucifer . - I don ' t have them in my phone book . - Bear with me . - Where is he ? - Bear with me . - I can ' t see him . - It ' s a teaching tool . - Is it ? Let me explain something to you aboutteaching . The teacher ' s job is to bring out good habitsin the pupil and to get rid of bad habits . He does that throughfrequent repetitive thinking . And he does that by creating clearand distinct images that are easy for the pupil to retain . - Oh , does he , now ? - Yes . Don ' t worry , it ' s burnt in there . You remember . You will rememberEnrahah till the day you die and I will have done my job . Why don ' t you have something nice up therelike a giant strawberry ? Believe you me , it works . - OK , stop ! - What am I doing now ? Please take your hand off the gear . Off the gear stick ! - All right . - Foot off the pedal . - I ' m not touching anything . - Let me explain to you something . This car is my livelihood . This car is how I earn my living . - I don ' t know how you earn your living . - Yeah . But if I walked into your pubor your discotheque or your club and I walked up to the DJand I scratched all his records , or I smashed all the glasses , and I said , " I ' m sorry , I didn ' t knowwhat I was doing , " that wouldn ' t be acceptable . There is only one problem with that . I don ' t own a bar or a disco . I ' m just a primary school teacher . - Are you ? - Afraid so , kiddo . Are you a Satanist , Scott ? - No , in fact I ' m exactly the opposite . - Are you the Pope , then ? - That ' s the same thing . - Is it ? Does he know that ? Right , you have three pedals , A , B , C . Accelerator , brake and clutch . # Talking about . .. Lovely . - Good . - Yeah . What ' s he like ? - You ' d love him . - Would I ? He made me laugh . He was funny . What ? Like funny " Ha ha " or funny peculiar ? - Bit of both , actually . - So , what happened , then ? - He shouted at me . - What ? He gave you a telling off ? He ' s a little bit uptight . Just a little bit . - Bet you wound him up . - Might set you up with him . - Is he fit ? - Yeah . No , he ' s not fit at all . Just your type . What do I get out of it ? - You get a shag whenever you want . When was the last time that happened ? Who ' s fault ' s that , eh ? Where are you going ? Suzy ! - You all right ? - All right ? - What ' s going on ? - Come on . - You shouting at my little sister ? - No . - Doesn ' t look like it , does it ? - Poppy ! - Where are you going ? - Fuck off ! Not coming with us , apparently . Adios . Suze ! Ooh . - Morning , Poppy . - All right ? - What ' s the matter ? - Buggered my back , haven ' t I ? - Looks like it . - Trampolining . - Trampolining ? Really ? - Yeah , I go every week . - What ? After school ? - I love it . Great . You ' ve got to keep the muscles a - pumping . - Cos I ' ve just started flamenco . - You haven ' t ? - It ' s fantastic . - I ' ve always wanted to do it . Bit of that . - Careful . - I ' m all right . - Come along , if you want . - When is it ? Every Tuesday , 6 : 30 . - Well , see how you feel . - All right . - Morning , Leanne . - Morning . Stink of urine round here . - I can ' t smell anything . - Have you peed your pants ? Yeah , sorry . - You ' re a naughty girl . - Tell me about it . Ow ! - You all right ? - Yeah . Come on , we ' re nearly there . - Have you lost your sense of smell ? - Yeah , smoking dulls your senses . - And your brain . Here we go . - Go on , then . Done that . - All done ? - Yeah , thanks . OK . Take care . - OK , who have we got next ? - Poppy Cross . Thanks . Poppy ? No , I ' m Zoe . Nice to meet you . No , I ' m Poppy , sorry about her . Don ' t know who she is . - My name ' s Ezra . - Hello , Ezra . - You want to just follow me upstairs ? - Yeah . - You ' re big , aren ' t you ? - Good luck ! - Just take your time . - What are you going to do to me ? Ooh ! Makes me laugh . OK , I ' m just going to feel the musclesin your back . - Right . - And you let me know where the pain is . I ' ll send you a text . Strong fingers . That tickles . - Oooh ! Bang on the money . - OK . - Ow . ..- And this side ? Yeah . OK . Do you want to reach down to your sideas if you ' re picking something up ? Picking chickens . No , sorry . I can ' t do that . Ow ! Oooh . Is it your back ? Sorry ? Cos it can affect everything , can ' t it ? Like your mood and everything . - Nice action . - Lie on your back for me , please . Must get one of these . Come in very handy . Oooh ! Ow . OK , I ' m just going to ask you to rollyourself onto your side , facing me . You don ' t ask for much do you , eh ? I ' m going to feel the musclesin your spine again . Ooh . Oh ! # What - d ' you - ma - call - it , ding dang dilly dilly da da , hoo - hoo ! OK . All right , lie back . There we go . There ' s a joint in your spine that ' s jammed up . Oh , no . - Would you like me to release it ? - Is it serious ? - It ' s not too bad . - What you going to do ? Will it hurt ? It may for a few days . - Go on , then . Go for your life . - Are you sure ? If you ' re quick . OK . I ' m going to roll you over and you ' llfeel a short sharp click in your back . OK ? Breathe in . And . .. Oh . Wait a minute . OK . Are you ready ? Yeah . OK , breathe in . .. - OK . - And release . Oh , hoochy coochy ga - la ! OK . Just relax for me . Didn ' t know you were going to do that . Ooh . Just relax and breathe normally . OK , would you like to sit up for me ? Yeah . Will this be a regular occurrence , chopping and changing ? - Sorry , Scott . Something came up . - I ' ve got a life too , you know . - I had to make an appointment . - Isn ' t this an appointment ? I couldn ' t help it . The road to hell is pavedwith good intentions . Sounds like fun . Having a bad day , are you ? - I had a bad pupil this morning . - Oh , no , what did he do ? He was late , he refused to pay his money . He slammed the door and swore at me . - You shout at him , did you ? - I drove off , I ' m not teaching him again . - You show him . - He ' s rude , he ' s arrogant , he ' s overconfident and he ' s too street . You don ' t like that . He ' s been overindulgedand encouraged to express himself . Express himself ! Chop his hands off ! Do you know what it means when they do that ? - Go on . - How little do they know . How little do their mothers know . And they smell . It ' s not easy being you , is it ? Eh ? Fancy meeting you here , hey ? You don ' t have to laugh , I ' ll let you off . OK , gently , gently , gently , gently . - Steady progression . - Sorry . Take your foot off the brake . There ' s no need to put your foot on the brake . - Do you know what ' s doing that ? - What is doing that ? - Your boots . Your boots are doing that . - No , I was taking my time . - I panicked . - Your boots , they ' re inappropriate . OK , on . Poppy , come on . Let ' s pick up some speed . OK ? - Don ' t shout at me , Scott . - Well , don ' t dilly dally , let ' s just go . OK . - I ' m just learning . - Next left - hand turn . OK ? - You panic me . - So , mirror , signal , manoeuvre . - Gets me right there . - Enrahah , Enrahah . Both hands on the wheel , Enrahah . Enrahah . I don ' t like that , gives me the creeps . OK , Poppy . Indicate . Mirror , signal , manoeuvre . - Indicate . - Signal , OK . - How am I doing ? - Foot down on the brake . Clutch . You don ' t want to stall . OK , find your bitingpoint and peep and creep . - First gear . Peep and creep . - First gear . - Peep and creep . - Peeping and a - creeping . - When you get to the end of the road . ..- Ooh , he ' s nice . When we get to the end of the road . .. Can you please focus on the driving ? Enrahah , Enrahah . - Enrahah . OK ! - I . .. That ' s a bit weird . Foot on the brake , clutch . You don ' t want to stall . Find your bite . Can you feel you ' re slightly on a hill ? - No . - OK , put the hand brake on . Find your biting point . OK , lock your door . Lock your door . - Don ' t be ridiculous . - Poppy , there ' s two of them . - Are you taking the piss ? - Lock your door . - OK , let ' s go . Let ' s go , Poppy , let ' s go . - I don ' t believe you just said that . Let ' s go . on you go . on you go . - Let ' s go that way . - Poppy ! Poppy , let ' s go ! - We ' re on a bend . Now , let ' s go . - Blimey , O ' Reilly . Right , on you go . Keep to the leftof the centre of the road . Usual time next week ? 12 o ' clock ? You can check it if you like . See you . Cheerio . All right , doggie ? Here ' s another one . - Yeah . Circle , completely red . What ? Like a tomato ? For instance . White horizontal line . Give us a clue , Zoe . Horizontal , parallel to the horizon . Thank you , Miss Marsh . - You ' re welcome . - So , it ' s not . .. up and down like a yoyo . - No . - Right . - What is it ? - Vertical . - No , you muppet , the sign . - That ' d be " no entry ". - For what ? - For black boys on bicycles . - Don ' t get me started on that again . - It just popped out of his mouth . - You can always get another instructor . - Yeah , I know . See how it goes , eh ? - Ask me another . - This is also a red circle . - Yeah . - Black car - this isn ' t a racist thing . - Glad to hear it . - Next to the black car is a red car . That ' s Mr Golly overtaking Noddy . - Enrahah . - Enrahah to you . - What is it ? - No overtaking . - Enrahah . - Enrahah - ha - ha ! - He sounds like a nutter . - He is a nutter . - How ' s your back ? - It ' s all right , actually . He sorted it . Magic fingers . He was sweet , wasn ' t he ? He was fit . Octagonal sign with " stop " written in it . - Stop ! - All right , then . Who ' s going to blink first ? - Do you want a cup of tea ? - Yes , please . No , you have the lasagna tonight . We can finish the chicken tomorrow . Look , I can ' t talk now . See you later . - Do you think we ' ll make it ? - Depends on the traffic . Should be all right . Ooh , that ' s my back ! Hey , come in , ladies , as quick as you can . Do want to put your bags , and there ' s a couple of places . - Sorry we ' re late . - Sorry . No problem , it ' s very Spanish to be late . Take your places . Then we can start . Here . I was just introducing myselfto the peoples what don ' t know me . It ' s lovely to see you againand lovely you bring a friend . Welcome in my class . So , my name is Rositta Santosand I ' m coming from Sevilla in Spain . Or Seville , what you say here . What is famous for our bullfighting , our beautiful oranges - what your English peoplesturn into disgusting marmalade . Are you going to keepthose sunglasses on , then ? And also is the birth home of flamenco . Sorry . Then everybody is ready . .. I hope . So , feet in parallel . Hip distance apart . Pulling up from the waist . Opening across the chest . Shoulder blades drawing down to the spine . Arms relaxed . And taking the head over to your right . Feeling that lovely stretch at the neck . Then to the left . Not very flamenco , is it ? To the right . Bringing the head back to the centre . And relax . Lovely . So , guys . We ' re going to reverse the abs now . Right foot in front . Lifting up from the elbowslike they got strings attached . Like little Pinocchio . Lifting , lifting . Keeping the shoulders down . Arms above the head . Framing the face . Here I am . .. proud . Then bringing the arms down in front . Pressing , pressing , pressing . Keeping the tension , keeping the strength , but fluid as well . Then lifting up again from the elbows . Like the eagle spreading his wings . Beautiful , angry , ferocious . And , guys , when you ' re lifting upyour eagle wings , remember that this dance comes from the pain , from the suffering of los gitanos . .. erm . .. what you say , " the gypsies ". I know this word not politically correct , but these guys , they been squashed down by society for centuries , centuries , and they say , " We don ' t need this . We got pride . We got dignity . We got heart . We got flamenco . " They say , " This . .. my space . " My space . My space . My space . Everybody . .. do this . one , two . My space . - And again . - My space ! - Vamos ! Vamos ! - My space ! - And again . - My space ! - Vamos , vamos . - My space ! - With meaning . - My space ! But , guys . My space ! - one more time . - My space ! - With ｅxpression . - My space ! - I don ' t believe it . - My space ! OK , guys . I ' ll give you two counts in . Then we ' re going to stampand clap the comp � s , OK ? Uno , dos . Guys , guys , guys . What are you doing ? Where is the passion ? Where is the revenge ? Where is the blood ? This is flamenco . That clapping , so polite . It ' s like the end of the opera . " Excuse me , how many sugaryou want in your tea ? " This woman been spendingevery Wednesday afternoon for a year with your husband , in a hotel in Paddington . This guy been having an affairfor five years with your best friend . Your boyfriend , what you gave your love , your spirit , for five years betrays you with a Swedish bitch , what is 22 years old . You want to kill him . You want to cut off his balls . He ' s such a bastard ! I hate him ! Are you all right ? Didn ' t bargain for that . That was something else . I know , but all credit to her . She picked herself up . She came straight back . As if nothing had happened . Like a little fireball , wasn ' t she ? - Not a grain of sentimentality . - No , wipe the tears . Bless her . I wanted to give her a hug . I don ' t think she ' d appreciate that . No ! " This is my space , get off me ! " Leaves a nasty taste , though , exploding her heart all over the floor . - Then it was " put that away ".- Stick that in a box . - Get it out another time . - Perhaps never . - You ' ll be lucky . - I know . She must be going through some shit , though , mustn ' t she ? - She ' s actually a good teacher . - Oh , yeah , definitely . She ' s going to burn herself out . I believed her when she saidshe ' d cut off his balls , though . Didn ' t you ? I don ' t expect the guys will be backnext week , then ? No ! Snip , snip . - How ' s your love life ? - How is my love life ? - Nothing doing ? - Not a sausage . - Are you OK with that ? - Oh , yeah . - Good for you . - Cheers . Cheers . - How ' s your Beth ? - Darren ' s dumped her . Oh , no . Just before her 18 th birthday . " Thanks , Darren . " - Why do men always do that , eh ? - I know . Christmas , Valentine ' s Day . Boom ! They ' re gone . - I hope he won ' t turn up to the party . - Name off the list . I ' m looking at her and thinking , " Don ' t call him . Don ' t call him . " - " Don ' t do it , Beth . Don ' t do it . "- You can ' t say anything , though . - You ' ve got to let them get on with it . - You can ' t help being protective . Of course , she ' s got her A levels coming up . Fingers crossed , she ' s going to Manchester . - Fantastic . What she want to do there ? - Sociology . - Lovely . - I hope she ' ll take a gap year . Travel . That ' s important , see the world . - I think so . Cos I never got the chance . - Nor me . - You made up for it later , though . - Didn ' t I just ? - Where were you ? - All over the place . Taught in this school in Thailand , six months . Me and Zoe . Started off in Australia . Zoe ' s got relations in Melbourne and Sydney . Bali , Java , Malaysia , Vietnam - beautiful . Then Thailand . Fabulous . Amazing . Gorgeous kids . Loved learning . 60 in a class . - 60 ? - Oh , yeah . Fantastic . Great challenge . - And for them . - Especially for them . Yeah . - Do you want another one ? - I ' d love to but I ' m driving , aren ' t I ? Oh , of course you are . Got to be good . Work tomorrow . Poppy , this is your third driving lesson . - I ' m getting quite good , aren ' t I ? - No , you ' re not good . You ' re smug . You ' re too easily distracted . You ' re distracted by squirrels , by dogs , by children in the park , by old ladies in surgical stockings , by half - naked men in their gardens . - Oh , well , he was quite fit , wasn ' t he ? - No , he wasn ' t fit , he had a paunch . - I didn ' t know you were checking it out . - Keep your eyes focused on the road . This car is a lethal weapon . Pay attention or you ' ll kill somebody . Keep to the left of the centre of the road . Oh , come on , Scott . How often do yousee a squirrel sending a text like that ? - Left turn . Mirror , signal , Enrahah . - Sending a little text . Enrahah ! I can ' t believe you ' re a teacher , that you ' re in charge of 40 children . It took me by surprise , to be honest . It ' s 30 . 30 . You have no respect for order . You are arrogant , you are disruptiveand you celebrate chaos . - I slipped through the net , didn ' t I ? - No , you are the net . Believe you me , Poppy , you are the net . OK , we ' re going to do the next left turn . Mirror , signal , manoeuvre . - Enrahah . Keep with it , Poppy . - Oooh . Don ' t like this corner . Get away from the bend . Get away from the bend . Do you remember the pyramid ? Do you remember the shape of the pyramid ? - Enrahah . - No . Enrahah is the eye at the top of the pyramid . I ' m talking about the bottom of it . Those at the bottom of the pyramidare kept in total ignorance of what those at the top of the pyramidare achieving . Enrahah . Where are you on the pyramid ? - I ' m outside the pyramid , looking in . - Of course you are . Where are you ? That is more to the point . Where are you and your children ? - Where are we all , eh ? - The next left turn . Enrahah . - Did you like school , Scott ? - I ' m afraid it didn ' t agree with me . Oh , that ' s a shame . Let me tell you somethingabout the education system . - Oh , go on , then . - It produces left brain prisoners . - Do you know what that means ? - I do . Well , I ' ll tell you . Our brain has two sides . The left brain and the right brain . The left brain . .. Keep going , keep going . The left brain is information , data . It ' s dead . The right brain is individuality . It ' s where the soul lies . And the education system , it works like this -" I will give you a world view . And if you repeat my world view , if you reconfirm my world view , you will pass your exams and you willgo higher and higher and higher and you will become a policeman , a magistrate , a lawyer , a general , a politician , and you will be happy and you will succeed . But if you think for yourself , if you think outside of the box , then you will be unhappy and you will fail . " That ' s how the education system works . Left turn . Enrahah . Signal . Enrahah . Were you bullied at school , Scott ? We ' re going to do the next left turn . Enrahah . Kids , they can be cruel , can ' t they , eh ? Nick ! Nick , what ' s going on ? Eh ? Are you all right , Charlie ? Yeah , I could see that . What ' s going on , eh ? Venga , venga ! Don ' t bounce . Keep pounding . Facing front . Look in front of us . It ' s not salsa . Keep straight . Venga , m � talo . Uno , dos , tres . Uno , dos , tres . Face the front . Don ' t look at me . Uno , dos , tres . Keep it pounding . Uno , dos , tres . Uno , dos , tres . Uno , dos , tres . Uno , dos , tres . Bravo , everybody . I have to tell you , I am slightly impressed . Much better than last week . Though of course this is not difficult . And still could improve . But . .. it will do . For now . Be quiet . Get on with it . What are you writing about ? All about you ? That ' s lovely , Savannah . Good girl . Married with a prince , yeah ? There we are . You carry onwith your work , there ' s a good . .. Yeah , you carry on . You draw a picture now . Hold on . What ' s going on ? Can you stop that , please ? What is happening ? Are you hurting Ayotunde ? Are you all right ? He hurt you hard ? He hit you ? Come here . We do not hurt our friends . You come and sit over here . Get on with your work . You were hurting Ayotunde for no reason . That ' s not very nice . That ' s not what we do to our friends . - I can ' t do these . - Yes , you can . You carry on with that . - Miss , I ' ve got a tiger fish . - OK , Chelsea . What ' s happening here , eh ? You can talk to me , you know ? Anything you want to say . I ' m here to help you . Because I ' m your mate , aren ' t I ? - Yes . - Yeah , that ' s right . That ' s what mates do . .. . .. isn ' t it ? - Yes . - Yeah . What ' s making you so angry ? I want to help sort this out . Come on , chop chop . - Hi , Jenny . - Hi , Poppy . - Poppy . - Have you got a minute ? - What ' s up ? - I think I might have a problem . - Come in . Sit yourself down . - Cheers . It ' s Nick , really . .. You know what I mean , you know ? You know ? - You know ? - I know . It ' s , it ' s , it ' s , it ' s , it ' s , it ' s . .. Isn ' t it just ? You know ? You know , it ' s . .. You know , they , they , they , they , they . .. Do they ? They ' re not , they ' re not , they ' re not , they ' re not ! They ' re not , you know ? Oh . Are you warm enough ? # I know , I said that I was leaving - That ' s nice . - He ' s , he ' s , he ' s . .. - Is he ? - You know , he ' s . .. Ah , now , and he ' s , he ' s . .. Oh , he ' s . .. Oh , no . He ' s , he ' s , he ' s . .. - What is he ? - He ' s a prick . Oh ! I know a few . There you go . That ' s it . Yeah . - You know what I mean , you know ? - Yeah , yeah . She ' s , she ' s , she ' s . .. She ' s , she ' s , she ' s , you know . She ' s , she ' s . .. You know . She ' s , she ' s , she ' s , she was , she was . .. She was , she was , she was , she was . .. - She was so . ..- Was she ? She wouldn ' t , you know . She wouldn ' t . She wouldn ' t , you know . She wouldn ' t , and I ' m , I ' m . .. I ' m not , you know . I ' m not , you know . I ' m , I ' m . .. She ' s . .. you know . She ' s . .. She ' s , you know . She ' s . .. You know , they ' re , they ' re , they ' re , they ' re . .. You know what I mean ? Yeah . I do . What ' s your name ? Hey ? - Come on . - Where are you going ? - Taxi ! - That ' ll be for me . Come on , ' sake . Keep your hair on . I ' ve only just met you . Mum warned meabout going with strangers . - Where are you going ? - Longest way out , shortest way home . Oh , sod ' s law . - Is he gone ? - All right . What ? - Is he gone ? - Ease up . - What ? - Is he gone ? You what ? - Is he gone ? - Is who gone ? - The rubber knocker man . - You what ? - The rubber knocker man . - Oh ! The rubber knocker man . - Sssh . - Why didn ' t you say ? - Is he gone ? - Yeah , yeah . No , he ' s gone , he ' s gone . - ' Sake . - I see him . He ' s a - running . He ' s a - rubbing his knockers . He ' s gone . Oh , he ' s gone . Hang about . Oh , there you go . Found the en suite , then . Shake it all about . What am I doing ? Oh , all done , then ? All right ? Have you had your dinner ? No . - Here you are , take that . - No . - Something to eat . - No , thank you . - Where are you going to sleep tonight ? - In a bed . Of course you are . Silly me . What ? You know ? Yeah . Next , please . - Are you asleep ? - Yeah . So what you been up to ? - This and that . - Ducking and a - diving . Wheeling and a - dealing . - So where you been ? - Tooing and a - froing . - Seriously . - Seriously . I went for a walk . Thought we were going out for a drink . Oh , yeah . Sorry . - Left you a message . - My battery died on me . - So how was your day ? - How was your day ? Fantastic , the earth moved . - I ' ve got a violent pupil in my flock . - What ' s he doing ? - Being violent . - What , is he hitting you ? - He ' s been hitting the other kids . - What are you doing about it ? I spoke to Heather . Poor little bugger . You ' ve got to love them , haven ' t you ? Yeah , otherwise you ' d kill them . So where did you go tonight ? The eternal question . Where have we been ? Where are we going ? What ' s the meaning of life ? I went to the moon and then back again . - Wow , you walk quickly . - I ' ve got good legs . Yeah , you ' ve got great legs . Not that you ' re my type . - These are great legs . - Ah , get off . Read your palm . Oh , I see a very strong line . It ' s your bullshit line , and I see a tall , dark , handsome . .. turd . - Next to it is a bloke . - A bloke ? - Yeah . - Let ' s see . Oh , yeah , there he is . Isn ' t he gorgeous ? - Not my type . - No . Where have all the good men gone , eh ? Well , they ' re not hiding in here , are they ? Come out , come out , wherever you are . We ' re ready and waiting . They haven ' t got the balls . - All right , Nick ? - Yeah . - How you doing there ? - I ' m reading . - What you reading ? - " Yuck ! " - " Yuck ! " That ' s nice , isn ' t it ? - Oh , it ' s a classic , that . - Nick , this is Tim . - Hi , Nick . Hello . Now , Nick , when I asked you the other day , did you know what a social worker was , can you remember what you said ? A social worker helps you on . .. hard things . A social worker helps you with hard things , yes . - That ' s true . - Yeah , very good . That ' s right . And I was thinking , how could I help Timto get to know you a bit better ? I was thinking , because you ' ve donesome very good learning this year . .. Oh , I ' d say so , yes . - He has , hasn ' t he ? And I was thinking , would you mindshowing Tim some of your work ? - No . - That ' s a good idea . I ' d love to see it . Is that , " No , you don ' t want to " or " No , you don ' t mind "? - No , I don ' t mind . - I didn ' t think you would . Well , that ' s good , isn ' t it ? What ' s it going to be ? - You come and sit here . Have a look . - Oh , thanks . - We should show off your maths . - Are you good at maths , Nick ? - Are you all right , sweet ? A bit tired ? - Let ' s have a look at this . Here . - What ' s this , then ? - Look . - This is last term . - Tick , tick , tick , tick , tick . Oh , he ' s good at his numbers . - Very good . - Yeah , smiley faces . - I ' m going to see you later , OK ? - See you . - Thanks , Mrs Stockman . See you soon . - Smiley face , big smiley face there . - Smiley face , ticks everywhere . - Very good . - All last term this was . Isn ' t it ? Not bad . Is it good this term as well ? Er . .. yes , it ' s a bit on and off . Isn ' t it ? - Oh , yeah . - Not so good . - We ' ll get around that , though . - Of course . You know you ' re not in trouble , don ' t you , Nick ? - Yeah . - Yeah . No - one could be angry with you . Not for long . You ' ve been a bit angry , though , haven ' t you ? Yeah . - What ' s made you angry ? - I don ' t know . You don ' t know ? What ' s it like at home ? Fine . - Yeah , with you and your mum ? - Yeah . Yeah . - You get on with your mum , don ' t you ? - Yeah . - Does anybody else come to the house ? - No . No ? What about any of Mummy ' s friends ? Has she got a boyfriend ? Yeah , she does . She does ? What ' s his name ? Jason . Jason . Is Jason nice ? No . Has he been making you angry , Nick ? Yeah . That ' s no good , is it ? Have you got a piece of paper , Miss Cross ? Yeah , sure we could rustle one up . - You good at drawing , Nick ? - Yeah . OK . - Here we go . - Let ' s get you a pencil . There you go . Take that , Nick , and what I ' d like you to do , is draw me a house . Do you think you can do that ? - Yeah . - Yeah . Thought so . That ' s your mum , in her bedroom . - And who else is there ? - Jason . Jason ' s there . Where ' s he ? - He ' s in the living room . - In the living room . - You ' re all in different rooms , aren ' t you ? - Mm - hm . Why are you in a different room to Jason ? - Because he ' s not nice to me . - He ' s not nice . What does he do to you ? He hits me . - He hits you . - Yeah . You know that ' s not right , don ' t you , Nick ? - It was lovely to meet you . - Yeah , you too . Thank you . I think he ' ll be all right . - Of course . - Yeah . - He ' s got a good teacher . - Has he ? Where is she ? I can ' t see her . - I ' m looking at her . - Oh . Thank you very much . - I wouldn ' t mind looking at her again . - She wouldn ' t mind looking at you again . Really ? That ' s good . - Give us your number . - OK , I ' ll write it down . That ' s a start . There you go . - Thank you very much . - You ' re welcome . - Goodbye . - See you . Are you all right ? Had a good week ? - Yeah . - Oh , that ' s a bonus . Smells in here . I didn ' t know you had a dog . No , it isn ' t a dog . I just had a lesson . - Bit stinky , was he ? - Could say that . - You got a dog ? - No , I live in a flat . Be cruel , wouldn ' t it ? I ' d love a dog . Have you ever had a dog ? - Your mum and dad got a dog ? - My dad ' s dead . Oh , I ' m sorry to hear that . - How do you get on with your mum ? - I don ' t . Oh . You live with your mum and dad ? No . How old do you think I am , 12 ? - 22 , 23 ? - Oh , I like you . You can stay . I ' m 30 . Old maid , now . So , do you live on your own ? No . I live with my flatmate . Nearly 10 years now . She done well , bless her . - That ' s a long time . - She ' s gorgeous . I love her . What do you mean , you love her ? I mean , I love her . She loves me . We love each other . What , so you ' re . .. What ? Yeah , that ' s it . That ' s us . - You got a problem with that , Scott ? - No , nothing to do with me . I don ' t think it is . - OK , check your mirrors . Enrahah . - Yeah , checking , checking . Indicate and knock on the door , let them know you want to come in . Knock on the door , OK . Put your footdown on the clutch . Put it in first gear . OK , find your biting point just before you go . OK , stop . - What ? - Put the car in neutral . Put the car in neutral , the hand brake on . Take your hand off the steering wheel , foot off the pedal , turn off the ignition . - I haven ' t started . - I ' ve stopped . - Now you tell me why I ' ve stopped . - Got a headache ? No . Yes ! I have got a headacheand you tell me why I ' ve got one . Erm . .. I don ' t know . Time of the month ? Oh , give me a clue . Well , think . Top to toe . Top to toe . - Boots , Poppy . Boots . - Oh , here we go . Every week I ask you , " Please wear appropriate footwear . " And every week you insiston wearing those stupid boots . - Yeah , sorry about that . - You know what this is ? - This is vanity before safety . - Oh , right . " I ' m sorry , Mrs Jones . I ' m sorry . Poppy killed your child , but don ' t worry , she looked really coolin her sexy , seductive boots . " - Am I keeping you awake at night ? - No . Are you sure about that ? Shall we get on with the lesson ? Will you do something about your boots ? I don ' t think so . They ' re fine . I ' m comfy in these . A lot of people drive in heels . Very well , on your head be it . Yeah , okey - dokey . Keep to the left of the centre . Enrahah . Enrahah . When we come to this bend , what do we do ? - Are you expecting the worst ? - We keep to the left . We expect a juggernaut , OK ? - Expect the worst . - Expecting the worst . - More gas , more gas . - Expecting the worst . - Expecting the worst . - More gas . - There ' s a juggernaut , get down ! - Poppy , put both hands on the wheel and keep your eyes on the road ! - There was a juggernaut , Scott . - There wasn ' t a juggernaut . - That was a stupid thing to do , Poppy . - There was a little . .. - Give me gas . Give me gas . - I ' m sorry , I ' m sorry . - I ' m giving you gas . - Away from the bend . Give me gas . Right . - Poppy . - Yeah ? I am not going to allow youto endanger both of us , just for you to have your stupid little joke . I mean , if you want to make jokes , if that ' s what you want to do , then I will gladly sit hereand you can take the mickey out of me for � 22 . 50 an hour - it ' s your money . - I ' m big enough . I can take it . - Can you ? But I will not allow youto endanger yourself , myself , and other road users just for your amusement . I wasn ' t taking the mickey , Scott . - I ' m sorry . - Don ' t touch me ! Don ' t you touch me ! Right , that ' s it . Get out ! - What ' s happening now ? - Get in the passenger seat . - Why ? - The lesson is over . I ' m taking you home . Oh . So , that ' s that , then , is it ? All right , then . Speak to the office and when they ask you , tell them I can ' t teach you . Fucking ! Take it easy , Scott . It ' s all right . It ' s all right . Well , come on , then . Let ' s go . It ' s costing me enough money as it is . All I ask is that you behave like an adult . What ? Like you , Scott ? It ' s like musical cars , this . - What now ? - Get in the driver ' s seat , please . I ' ve never given up on a pupil . Oh , so that bit ' s over , is it ? Oh , well , make your mind up . Do you want to have a walk , get a breath of fresh air or something ? No ? All right , then . Check your mirrors . What about that guy you gave up onthe other week , eh ? He passed his test this morning . - Oh , well , that ' s good . - He didn ' t deserve to . He was very rude . He didn ' t even say thank you . I don ' t know , some people . Doesn ' t take much . - It ' s just the little things . - That ' s right . Enrahah . Keep to the left of the centre of the road . You can make jokes while you ' re driving , but you will crash and you will die laughing . Well , if you ' re going to go , it ' s the best way to go , I suppose . - Are you scared of death ? - No , I ' m not scared of death . I ' m scared of dying . That ' s why I woke up . - Oh , when did you wake up ? - A long time ago . - Who set the alarm ? - I did . - I opened my eyes and I saw . - And what did you see ? You can laugh while Rome is burning , but believe you me , Poppy , it is burning . And if you don ' t wake up , then you will be burnt to a cinder . I mean , look around you . What do you see ? Do you see happiness ? Do you see a policy of bringinghappiness to people ? No . No . You see ignorance and fear . You see . .. You see the diseaseof multiculturalism , and what is multiculturalism ? Multiculturalism is non - culturalism . And why do they want non - culturalism ? Because they want to reduce collective will . The American Dream never happened . The American nightmare is already here . Look at the Washington Monument . It is 555 feet above the groundand 111 feet below the ground . 555 plus 111 is 666 . 666 , Poppy . 666 . Keep to the left of the centre of the road . Are you an only child , Scott ? Enrahah . Use all your mirrors . Watch your speed . Same time next week ? - Of course . - Of course . Stay happy . - Oh , come on , Suzy . - Don ' t worry , she ' ll be here . What time ' s Helen expecting us ? - She wanted us there by four . - She ' s going to go nuts . Not much I can do about that . Runs in the family . How was your lesson ? I don ' t know . Dark . - How do you mean , dark ? - Dark as the night . He hasn ' t been feeling you up , has he ? I ' d like to see him try . Touching your knee instead of the gear stick , that old chestnut . No . You all right , Poppy ? Yeah . I think I ' m just worried about Helen . Really , how do you mean ? - Should have gone to see her ages ago . - Yeah , families , eh ? Oh , here ' s Suzy . Here we are . - Hello ! - Are you all right ? Look at this ! Oh , mind the tree . - It ' s nice to stand up . - All right , Poppy ? - All right , Jamie ? - Suzy , mind your sister ' s new motor . - You all right , Jamie ? - All right ? - Yeah . - Long time no see . - Yeah , long time no see . - All right , Suzy ? - All right , Jamie ? - All right . Ooh , these are for you . - I got you a little bottle of bubbly . - Oh , thank you very much . It ' s lovely . - All right . I ' ll pop these upstairs for you . - Lovely , Jamie . Thank you very much . - Isn ' t that lovely ? - I ' m guessing we ' re having a barbecue . Whatever gave you that idea , Suze ? - Keep on running , Jamie . - Yeah . Better put these down now , shall I ? That ' s a good idea . Having fun yet ? - Yeah . - Take your shoes off , Suzy . - All right ! - And you too , Poppy . I ' ll give you the grand tour . This is the downstairs toilet . - Oh , I thought it was the wine cellar . - I wish . Through here , this is the living room . Ta - da ! Yeah , went witha blue and silver theme in here . Did you , Jamie ? It ' s very nice , isn ' t it , Suze ? - Here ' s our dining area . - Lovely . There ' s usually another chair here . But we put it outside for later . - For the foxes ? - Yeah ! - We only got it last weekend , didn ' t we ? - Yeah , flat pack . Really ? It ' s beautiful , Helen . Haven ' t you got green fingers , eh ? - Is it all right to smoke , Helen ? - I suppose so . Can you get the ash in the ashtray , please ? I ' ll try not to miss the potty . - You ' ve been trained . - Come and see my roses ! - Oh , lovely . - I only planted these this time last year . - You didn ' t . - They ' ve done really well . I want to grow them into a big bush . - They smell lovely . - Don ' t they just . My lavender . Put that by the compost . - Best place for it , really . - Hydrangeas need perking up a bit . Bit down in the dumps , is he ? Hello there , cheer up . Might never happen . Busy Lizzies are doing very well . Beautiful flowers . - Been a bit busy , has she ? - Going to plant more of these next year . - That looks crap . - Thanks , Suzy . - Eucalyptus . - Oh , Zoe . Gum tree ! - Brings back memories , doesn ' t it ? - Yeah , the smell . G ' day , blue , how ' s it going ? - Drinks up . - Cheers , Jamie . Let me give you a hand . - Cheers , everyone . - Cheers . So , you ' ve spoken to Mum , then ? Yeah , I spoke to her last Sunday . She ' s all right . - Lovely . She coming down ? - Yes . What ' s she coming down with ? Syphilis ? - When did you last speak to her , Suzy ? - Oh , leave it out . - You should give her a ring . - I spoke to her . - They ' re very excited . - Course they are . They ' ll come down when the baby ' s born . - Get on with the in - laws , do you , Jamie ? - Yeah , I do , as it goes . - Yeah , you get on with Dad , don ' t you ? - We have a nice chat from time to time . - Do you ? - That ' s more than we ever do . Does it seem funny , your little sister having a baby ? - Yeah , it is a bit weird . - No , it ' s perfectly natural . - I ' m an auntie . - Oh , yeah ? - Got two nieces . My brothers ' kids . - They ' re lovely . - Yeah , well , they ' re all right . - Oh , he ' s kicking . Oh , yeah , that ' s amazing . Hello , little man in there . It ' s your auntie speaking . There ' s your other auntie here , Auntie Suzy . Does she want a word ? - What are you going to call it ? - Yeah , have you chosen a name yet ? - We weren ' t going to say , were we ? - We ' re not telling anyone yet . - Go on , your secret ' s safe with us . - No , it ' s bad luck . It ' s Nathan . Oops . It ' s lovely . - Nathan ? - Yeah . - It ' s a lovely name , Helen . - Is there a Nathan in the family ? - No . - No , just feels right to us . Well , that ' s the important thing . - Nathan Lightfoot . - Yes , Suzy , Nathan Lightfoot . Nathan Lightfoot Esquire . - It ' s boring . - Take no notice of her . - I ' m not . - Cheers . Cheers , Nathan . - Let me get you another top up . Suzy ? - Oh , yeah , thanks , Jamie . I know , let ' s have a go on your PlayStation , Jamie . - Yeah . - Yeah . - Yeah , I ' ll start it up . - No , Jamie . - Zoe ' s favourite , isn ' t it ? - Yeah , I can ' t get enough . - What games you got ? - Sonic The Hedgehog , Splinter Cell . - Cool . - We can ' t start with that now . - Why not ? - It ' s too late . Is it ? What ' s the time ? - Oh , five minutes . - No . - Come on , let ' s play . - Jamie , I said leave it . - All right , lovely . - Sit down . Oh , for fuck sake . Bane of my life , PlayStations . - Oh , you got one ? - No , the kids at school . They ' re like that under the desks , aren ' t they ? - I always confiscate them in my class . - Do you ? - What a surprise . - They must love that . - Well , maybe in the morning , eh ? - Yeah , before we go for a walk . It ' s incredible to thinkI ' m going to get even bigger . - only 10 more weeks . - Exciting , strap yourself in . Doesn ' t it make you both feela little bit broody , you girls ? - No , actually . How about you , Zoe ? - Afraid not . With all due respect . You want a baby , though , don ' t you , Poppy ? - No , thanks . I ' ve just had a kebab . - I didn ' t mean that . Eventually . Maybe . Who knows ? At 35 , you ' re considered a high - risk mum . - Give me a chance , I ' ve just turned 30 . - It ' s only five years away . - You ' ve got to make plans . - A five - year plan ? Like Stalin ? - When are you getting on the property ladder ? - I need a step up first . - You got to get yourself a mortgage . - We don ' t want the hassle . - You need to invest your savings . - I just stuff mine under the mattress . - Have you got a pension yet ? - You got to be joking . - Have you got a pension ? - We ' ve both got pensions , haven ' t we ? - Oh , yeah . - Great . Where are your Zimmer frames ? - You ' ve got to take life seriously . - Have I ? You can ' t get drunk every night , partying , however much fun it is . I don ' t get drunk every night . Do we ? - No , she ' s an adult now , your big sister . - Unfortunately . - You have to take responsibility , Poppy . - OK , take it easy . I am taking it easy . I just want you to be happy , that ' s all . I am happy . - I don ' t think you are . - I am . I love my life . Yeah , it can be tough at times . That ' s part of it , isn ' t it ? I ' ve got a great job , brilliant kids , lovely flat . I ' ve got her to look at . I ' ve got amazing friends . I love my freedom . I ' m a lucky lady , I know that . - All right , no need to rub it in . - What am I rubbing in ? - I know what you ' re saying . - What ? - You think I ' ve taken the easy option . - Hey . Hang on , Helen . She didn ' t say that . - It ' s what she meant . - No , you ' re insecure about your life . - All right , Suze . - That ' s not true . - Why are you trying to control everyone ? - I ' m not . I ' m not . - Whatever . You ' re boring me . - Leave it out . Why are you all attacking me ? It ' s not fair . - No - one ' s attacking you , Helen . - They ' re not attacking you , Hel . - Blimey . - It ' s pathetic . - Suzy ! - Sorry . - She ' ll be all right in a minute . - Yeah . It ' s hormones . - You all right ? - Yeah . - Do you want to play a game , Jamie ? - Yeah , yeah . No , best leave it till the morning . I think we should all go to bed , it ' s getting late . All right , then . Jamie , go upstairsand get the bedding for Suzy . - You ' re looking tired , Suzy . - She always looks like that . It ' s just my face . Thanks for the barbecue , Helen . Jamie . - Anytime . - It was gorgeous . Thanks . We ' ll go for a walk by the sea tomorrow . It ' ll be lovely . Be nice . Move your arse . Flap , flap , flap ! Careful , Poppy . I ' m worried about you in those shoes . - Don ' t worry . They ' re not too high . - Poppy , come off the wall . Give us a piggy back ? Suzy , don ' t do that . Don ' t . Stop it . You should have told me , I wouldn ' t have got on your back . I ' m all right . How are you ? Good weekend ? Oh , heavy night last night , was it ? That ' s what I like to hear . Good boy . So , do you fancy going out sometime , then ? How ' s Friday looking for you ? Think you can squeeze me in ? Oh , go on , then . I don ' t drink . But . .. Yeah , maybe just the one . Yeah , something like that . All right , then . See you then , then , then , then , then . All right . See you , sailor . Bye . Scott ! Suzy , wind your sister ' s window up . What was that all about , then ? Search me . Bit weird . Isn ' t it just ? - Gives me the creeps , to be honest . - Yeah . So , what are we doing for tea , then ? - Takeaway . What do you reckon ? - Chinese ? Oh , hello , look who ' s here . Little piglet . - Are you paying ? - No . - Course she ' s not . - Don ' t worry , we ' ll take care of it . - Mum and Dad . - Which one am I ? - Dad , of course . - I hate being Dad . - You love it . - Oh , get off , Poppy . It ' s a beautiful sky . There you go . Thanks . So where were we ? What brings you here ? - I met a girl . - Oh , very nice . - Yeah . - What ' s she like , then ? - I can ' t talk about it . - Why not ? - It ' s a secret . - I ' m good with secrets . - It ' s between me and her , though . - Oh , fair enough . I won ' t pry . - Who is she ? - I couldn ' t possibly . Trust me . She ' s a teacher . - Is she ? - She ' s gorgeous . Oh . .. I hate her already . Haven ' t you got lovely eyes ? - Thanks . - Beautiful colour . - Really ? - Yeah . Picked them myself . - Did you ? - Yeah . - Where from ? - Down the market . - You ' re joking me ? - No . I ' d say you got yourself a bargain there . - You ' ve got one as well . - Have I ? Just the one ? Which one ? - That one . - This one ? - Particularly lovely , is he ? - He is . But don ' t upset the other one . - No , she ' s all right . - Is she ? - Yeah , we ' ve had a chat about it . - Oh , good . Yeah , she ' s over the worst now . Yeah , anyway she ' s got other talents . - Has she ? - Yeah . - What are they ? - So many . - She can juggle . - Obviously . Yeah , goes without saying . She can wink on demand . - Really ? - Oh , yeah . - Let ' s see . - Are you sure ? - Yeah . - It ' s pretty spooky . - Go on . - OK , are you ready ? Yeah . She is good ! - This one tries to join in . - Don ' t let him . I won ' t . Anyway , he ' s lovely , so . .. - Well , she ' s lovely , too . - Don ' t try and claw your way out of it . - Sorry . - It ' s all right . - Cheers . - Cheers . Again . This is nice . It is nice . Here we are . Wow . Welcome to my humble abode . Thank you . - Aren ' t you high up ? - Yeah . Yeah . What ' s it like up there ? Hm . It ' s OK . That ' s better . - I think you must be too hot . - Yeah , it does feel hot . Yeah , I thought so . Usually right . - Though it ' s not really my job . - No , you ' re very good at it . I know . Hidden talents . Oh , wow . Now , that ' s what I call a bargain . - Yeah ? - Yeah . One , two , three . - I ' m a bit hot , too . - Yeah ? Yeah . - Maybe this ' ll help . - I think you might be right . - What about if this . ..- Oh , yeah , and that one . Go on , then . OK . Ooh , I quite like it like that . - Oh ! - Lovely . - What ' s it like in there ? - Oh , not bad . I ' ll go and make that tea . Great . Going to be late for my lesson . Hey - ho . There you go . - I ' ll give you a lift . - Will you ? - Yeah . - Oh ! - Means I keep you for longer . - Thank you very much . It ' s OK . - So when you coming back to school ? - Oh . Next week . - I ' ll see how things go with his mum . - Yeah , he ' ll be all right . He ' ll be fine . Hello . Hi . Are you happy . .. in your life ? That ' s a big question . Isn ' t it just ? - So , you play football , then ? - Yeah , five - a - side every week . - Right . Is that indoors or outdoors ? - No , outdoors . - Oh , here she is . - Made it . Just . - Why aren ' t you wearing any jewellery ? - Oh , it ' s that kind of day . So , you doing anything tonight ? Yeah , it ' s a mate ' s 30 th . We ' re all meeting in a bar . - Great . - What are you two up to ? - Oh , cinema . - Yeah , see a film . - Popcorn . ..- Sit in the dark , hold hands . Yeah , no necking . She ' s only saying that cos you ' re here . Normally I ' m all over her like a rash . - I don ' t blame you . - He ' s a right smoothie . Isn ' t he just ? - Here he is . - Nice to meet you . - Nice to meet you . - Nice to meet you , Zoe . - Yeah , whatever . - Have a good time tonight . Come on , you . Hiya , Scott . This is Tim . He ' s coming with us today . - Just joking . - Hi . - Ooh , can ' t win them all . - Apparently not . - See you later . - I ' ll call you . - Will you ? - Yeah . Good . What happened on Sunday , Scott ? You should ' ve stopped to say hello . I don ' t know what you ' re talking about . I was in Stevenage on Sunday . Stevenage ? Funny , you must have a twin . I was there all day . I was looking aftermy mum . My aunt ' s dying . - I ' m sorry to hear that . - It ' s all right . - Don ' t believe you , Scott . - It ' s up to you , I was there till midnight . Don ' t think so , gigolo . Concentrate , Poppy . Concentrate . Watch what I ' m doing . Now I ' m going to indicate . I keep in lane . In a roundabout , you keep in lane . OK ? You keep in lane , all right ? You take responsibility for other driversand for yourself and you keep in lane , OK ? This is a roundabout . Concentrate , pay attention . Good . Thank you . Are you . .. Was that a requestor was that a demand ? Did he bully me then ? Did he just shove in then ? - Or did he ask ? - Did he ? No , he didn ' t ask . You see what roundabouts do ? Roundabouts , if you keep in laneand you keep going , you ' ll be fine . You ' re following rules and keepingeverything the way it should be . Everything in check . But if you get selfish and if youstep out of it , then it goes wrong . And it gets dangerous . Do you see what I mean ? Waa - aaah . .. I ' m not waiting for somebodywho can ' t keep in lane on a roundabout . I ' m not waiting . Everywhere you see , look at the cameras . Everywhere you go , they ' re watching you . They ' re seeing you . They ' re watching . Everywhere you go . Look at this place , it stinks . Come on . What are you waiting for ? - All right . - Jesus Christ ! Look , another camera . .. Speed camera . Why do you need them ? There ' s two guys at the back of the roadselling drugs and you have a speed camera . Why do you need a speed camera ? You can wait . - You can wait ! - Easy . Come on ! Drive the car . You ' re not driving a camel . OK ? This is not a bazaar . We have rules in this country . We have regulations . Keep to them . Fucking morons ! Check your mirrors , your seat , make yourself comfortable . - No , I don ' t think so . - Seat belt on . - I ' m not going anywhere . - What do you mean ? You are in no fit state to take this lesson . I am the instructor . You are the pupil . - You need to calm down . - I am calm . - You can ' t drive like this . - You can ' t comment on my driving ! I think I can when you ' re putting yourselfin danger , putting me in danger , - and putting other people in danger . - It ' s them . That ' s bullshit . It ' s all bullshit . That ' s it , I don ' t want it . - You want this lesson to stop ? - Yes , I do . I don ' t want you to teach me any more . I ' m sorry . OK . Fantastic . Get in the passenger seatand I ' ll drive you home . No , I don ' t think so . I ' m driving . - No , you ' re not . - I am . Poppy , if this isn ' t a lesson , you can ' t drive . You ' re not driving anywhere . You got two choices , either I drive you home or you walk . I don ' t mind walking , but you can ' t drivethis car . - You can ' t stop me . - Yes , I can . - Poppy , give me the keys . - No . - Give me the keys to my car . - No , I don ' t think so . I ' m going to ask you one more time . Please give me the keys to my car . - I ' m sorry , I can ' t . - Give me the fucking keys to my car , - you fucking bitch ! - Get off me ! - Give me the . .. fuck . ..- Get off me . Get off me ! - Give me the fucking . ..- Get off me . You get away from me ! - Give me the fucking keys ! - You can ' t touch me , Scott . - Give me the fucking keys ! - You can ' t touch me . You ' re out of order . - Give me those fucking keys ! - You ' re out of order . - You ' re out of order . - Give me the . .. I ' m calling the police . Do you want me to call the police ? Do you ? Right . So let ' s just calm down , shall we ? OK , we ' re disturbing the peace here . I just want to get in my car and drive away . - That ' s not going to happen . - Jesus ! You ' re doing it again . You never give infor fuck ' s sake , you fucking bitch ! - You need help . - Don ' t patronise me . - I ' m not patronising you . - Yes , you are always patronising me . This is what you always wanted , what you set out to achieve . This is the game you play . You prodded me . You poked me . You stroked me . You teased me . You flirted with me . You sucked me in . You wore your high - heel boots , your short skirt , your low - cut top and you flashed your tits , you tossed your hair . You played with the gear stick . You lied to me ! This is all about you . The world has to revolve around you . I ' m a driving instructor . I just wanted to do my job . You had no intention of learning how to drive . You had one thing in mind . To reel me in . And why ? Because you have to be adored . You ' ve got to be wanted . And you drink it in . And you leave me with a spring in your step and you go off and you fuck your boyfriendand you fuck your girlfriend . And you all drive aroundin that stupid , little yellow car . Scott . .. Come on , now . I just want to go home . I ' m sure you do . Don ' t we all , eh ? Tell you what . Why don ' t we have a talk about it ? We ' ll sit in the car . We ' ll have a chat , OK ? All right ? And then I ' ll give you your keys . I ' m sorry if I upset you , Scott . I wish I could make you happy . I was happy . OK . And I was in Stevenage last Sunday . - Sure . - You can ask my mum . So , same time next week ? I ' m sorry , Scott . There you go . I ' ll just get my bag , all right ? I ' m a good driving instructor . Yeah , I know you are . Take care , Scott . Was that your boyfriend ? Before ? Was it ? I think I should give up smoking . That ' s a good idea . What can I give up ? You could give up being too nice . Seriously , you can ' t make everyone happy . There ' s no harm in trying , though , is there ? Bring a smile to the world . - Come on , Poppy . - I know . I know . I still think we should call the police . No , that ' s not going to help him , is it ? I don ' t know . - You know what ? - What ? - We ' re lucky , aren ' t we ? - Yeah , we are . Well . .. well , you make your own luck in life , don ' t you ? Well , some of us do . Some of us miss the boat completely . It ' s hard work being a grown - up , isn ' t it ? Yeah , it is . It ' s a long trip . Yeah , tell me when we get there . Don ' t worry , I ' ll let you know . You keep on rowing and I ' ll keep on smiling . Hm . Are we there yet ? We ' ve got a hell of a way to go . We ' re getting good at this , aren ' t we ? Nothing to it . Hello , you . Missing me already ? Oh . .. That ' s nice to hear . A nightmare . Yeah . I ' m still alive . .. just . Well . .. it ' s a long story . I ' m on the lake , with Zoe . Yeah . The bathroom flooded , yeah . It ' s all right now . We ' ve found a boat . You ' refunny . No . 공유 하 기 글 요소