I remember when I remember I remember when I met my catThere was something so cute about his faceI cuddled and kissed and stroked him all over the place Then I took him home , to my houseYeah and I gave him a nameAnd when I called it out he cameThings were never the same I CALLED HIM HEEEECTOOOORI CALLED HIM HECTORI CALLED HIM HECTORHECTOR CATI ' ve never known a cat who makes a noise the way that she doesWhat a painNever known a cat who meows and meows the way that she doesNot againSo meow , dadMeow mumDon ' t try sleepingCos here I comeI ' m hungry in the dead of night so come feed me , come feed meNo point in putting up a fight so come feed meCome feed me cos here I come <| sep |> Like others have said , you shouldn ' t have married her if you don ' t love her . Too late for that one , so do your wife a favor and remove yourself from her life . She deserves better . I hope you find what you ' re looking for , man .