They ' re gonna be showing images of Vince Young that whole fucking week dude . They might even do multiple interviews with Vince Young . You ' ll be reminded of your sanctions bc of a certain player who totally didn ' t play at USC . That ' s gonna be a fucking juicy week for drinks . <| sep |> I bet you insist on carrying all of your groceries in one trip too . <| sep |> I ' m a gay individual at a very conservative Christian school <| sep |> At first I didn ' t realize you were quoting Christmas Vacation and it creeped me out . My first name is Clark . <| sep |> I don ' tnecessarily think it would be digging their own graves , actually . If we are to take the Red Moment as a Dragonbreak as it is often said to be , what with the dozens of differing accounts and the presence of a confirmed Dragonbreaker Good ol ' Numidium ! then perhaps the death of Nerevar was unavoidable . He ' s killed Shor in some accounts , Voryn Dagoth in others , maybe even Dumac though if so I ' m not remembering that version . There were a lot of people out for him , and all scenarios would leave the Tribunal free to pick up the tools , become gods , and be cursed to die by their dear Hortator ' s hands anyway . It ' s late and I ' m also a bit tired , and perhaps had a few , so I ' ll jump right to the point The Tribunal was screwed by Azura ' s prophecy whether they did it or not , and if I was Azura I certainly would want it to happen in the most straightforward manner possible . Which is to say , I would ensure the reincarnation of Nerevar was nativeborn male Velothi Warrior just as he had been , immediately recognizable so as to rally the otherwise distrustful Dunmer . I certainly would NOT set it up so that it would have to be somebody immediately distrusted like an Outlander for example and potentially be of any race , gender or walk of life . That would make it take like . THOUSANDS of years for them to get their comeuppance , and while time such as it is may mean nothing to a Daedra , she ' s gotta be aware that it means something to those she ' s upset at and as such would probably want to cut it short . I ' ve seen it proposed that the specific mutilations of the Foul Murder are what bring about those aspects of the Nerevarine . Almalexia cuts off her lover ' s feet so that when he returns it can be from any distance and of any walk of life . Sotha Sil cuts off his face so that he could return as anyone he chooses to be . Vivec impales him so that he can feel the Muatra from both sides IE Pick gender , although I would posit that nothing would stop a man from feeling the Muatra but I get where the notion is going . Following all of that , I believe that perhaps they murdered him so that they could hijack her prophecy . They can ' t stop it Prophecy is her domain and they have no reason to believe she ' s wrong when she tells them he will return and bring their ruin , but they can certainly set it up so that it ' ll take forever and give them a good long run as Gods . You might say How would they know to even DO that ? , to which I would answer that because Azura is predictable . In some accounts , the Tribunal aren ' t cursed for murdering Nerevar , they ' re cursed for breaking their vow to Azura to never use the tools . They probably already knew that breaking that vow would have Azura curse them as such because she ' s petty and vengeful , and Prophecy is her greatest weapon . Having her favorite General and their best friend be the soul sent back to do the deed would always have been the delicious icing on that revenge cake , whether they killed him or not .