its from pom gets wi fi <| sep |> I ' m not . I like dicks . <| sep |> All it takes is just naming off some players not named Dak , Dez , Zeke and Witten plus stats of previous seasons and if they can ' t continue the conversation then they are fairweather fans . That ' s how you test them . <| sep |> Get her a rum ham and be a real champ . <| sep |> Way to go . I like to deposit little roaches <| sep |> Saying husky dog is like saying chicken bird , you only need one or the other <| sep |> Disclaimer this is my very first WP . I was writing it but it ' s more of a troll post after realizing it was no good but I still wanted to post what I wrote rather than delete it 🙃 . A text chimed about and hour ago . Lazily flailing for the source of the disturbance Bort smacked the cat . Sorry , kittehThe kitten got up and started licking his paw on the other side of the room . It was still early . Bort kept looking and reaching for his phone but couldn ' t find it . Frustrated he got off the couch , turned on the light , and tossed the blanket . The phone cracked against the floor . God damnit . Clicking the TV on and grabbing his PlayStation controller he plopped on the couch and made sure the TV was on hdmi input when he suddenly felt it . The static from the TV and 14 new messages on the phone made him queasy . DONT GO OUTSIDE . What the fuck ? Bort went to the window and looked outside . Everything was still dark . That ' s weird . Checking the clock confirmed it was supposed to be light out by now . Only darkness still gripped the block . Something sprinted across the street from the far side of the road diagonally across to Borts house . Thump . Thump . Something was banging against the side of the house . Bort smiled . This is it baby ! Bort grabbed his shotgun off the wall and ran downstairs . Bort shot the zombie beating on his door . This was the moment Bort had been waiting for , the moment he had planned for . The adrenaline coursing through his veins he grabbed his shit hit the fan bag and got in his raised Dodge Ram , Zombie response squad painted on the side . On his way to the truck a zombie out of the bushes bit him in the neck . Bort turned . The end .