Aww , I didn ' t take it that way . Sorry . Hehe , luckily no . I am just incredibly unlucky and prone to accidents or weird illnesses . For nonbroken bones I ' ve had a woman step on my toe in a stiletto , got chigger bites in the middle of a major city , was bitten by a carpenterfire ant mutant , and have been epipenned 4 x . I could keep going on as the list is quite long . Nowadays I just try to minimize as much as reasonably possible . I refuse to live in a bubble , but I have no compulsion to meet an early grave . <| sep |> It was not a critique , rather an appreciation . <| sep |> Dog Loves His Human Kono the dog loves his human . Wherever they went , he didn ' t want to leave their side . Even if they were lounging on a chair with their friends , he hopped on their lap and laid on top of them . in Comedy 579 views since Nov 2016 bot info