I mean it could be better , but so marginally better it ' s impact would be negligible . <| sep |> Why didn ' t he go pro ? <| sep |> At my last unit , we made the staff and officers that made stupid decisions tell the whole command about those decisions at safety briefs as part of their assigned EMI and NJP . Some personal favorites A mustang 2 ndLt who got pulled over with a . 14 in Carlsbad . He didn ' t even get out of the parking lot . The cop watched him walk back from the bar and pulled him over when he pulled out of his spot without turning his lights on . Sniped . A Gunny who had to EAS at 17 years and 9 months after getting a DUI on base after the command Christmas Party . A MSgt who got pulled over on Basilone going 98 on his Harley . They were merciful with him because he called the SgtMaj as PMO was processing running his license . Hey SgtMaj , I fucking punted this one out of the stands , I just got pulled over going 50 over on base . Do with me what you must . A 1 stSgt who got pulled over at Quantico while attending SEPME . He was driving at a . 18 , going 40 in a 25 on the sidewalk . They made him work in the S 4 until he was adstepped . A SgtMajselect whose Cpl girlfriend spilled the beans to the SgtMaj after she couldn ' t take the rumors they caused when they stumbled out of the Ball in each others ' arms back to his room . To make it even funnier , his wife was a neurosurgeon and gorgeous , the Cpl was a 6 at best . A Major who was a company commander refused to NJP one of his Marines who got alcohol poisoning when he had to be at work in two hours . This Marine was 19 . CO said he didn ' t approve , but it ' s the Major ' s prerogative . That Major had 4 more ARIs in his company in the next week including the gunny and LT mentioned above . He was relieved of command and replaced with a Captain .