The alternate ending to Elf <| sep |> except for those freak turns when arcane giant comes down early or on turn 1 . <| sep |> Dank mr . Skeletal <| sep |> Unless you ' re poor and your family is trash , then try a carefully aimed shotgun blast to the face while they ' re out stuffing their faces without you . <| sep |> Time for rolling out an app that , in the background , queries some random websites per second . If you cannot fight the data collection , overflow it with garbage . <| sep |> I took a communications class during Summer and it was filled with football players . Eventually the conversation turned into why athletes should get paid for what they do as if it was a job . They wanted $ 1000 a month to spend on food and stuff . They already get a scholarship , free clothing Under Armour stuff , nothing cheap , free parking , and a free laptop . Hello ? Those things are already your payment ! Their reason for getting paid is that if they don ' t do well enough to stay on the team then they lose that stuff and lost their time and if they don ' t go pro after college they also lost their time . I was baffled because I ' m sitting here on a 3 . 95 GPA getting a $ 500 a semester scholarship while paying for everything out of pocket and if I fail I have no safety net . The funny part is that we ' re one of the worst teams in the nation . I believe it was last year that we only won 1 game .