When i tried to write a grocery list for the first time in my first place on my own I realized that pens notepads don ' t just magically show up . I had to actually go out and buy pens and a notepad , which felt so ridiculous ! <| sep |> How long did it take you to find the right combo of products ? <| sep |> I really had to go diarrhea once while driving and decided to pull over at my local grocery store because God knows I couldn ' t last the 5 minute drive left for home . It was one of those bathroom emergencies where you ' d get random sharp pangs in your stomach that made you want to curl up in a ball , and after a glorious ten minutes on the toilet , I find out that there was just too much in the toilet bowl , and it was clogged . I took a paper towel and rolled it up in a spear hoping to break down some of the semisolid parts . Obviously that was dumb , because the paper towel got soggy , but I was nervous and oddly scared to leave a mess for the employees to clean up . Ended up attempting a few more times with thicker paper spears and multiple flushing and trying to fling the paper towels into the garbage can across the room . Ended up smearing diarrhea all over the wall and trash can , and proceeded to clean up a shitfilled bathroom in utter shame . P . S . I ' m sorry to my friend who knows my username and may happen across this story .