As the door busts , the static in everyone ' s heads grows louder , and a wave of heat is released from the room towards them . More fired would be burning inside supply room , with more debris and cover to hide behind . Standing in front of them would be a slightly ethereal version of Red . Nexalph would be able to take note of the cut on the side of her midriff , still bleeding . The energy readings would seem to be confused , looking at the Red in front of them . She looks at them and issues one command . Stand down . Leave . Or die here . The command would sound monotone , like she wasn ' t even happy with herself for saying it . <| sep |> He a savage for that one , I died laughing when I heard it <| sep |> I just figured out this guy existed . If anyone gets a pass for being a rookie for longer than one season , it ' ll be this guy , right ? This is my shot at late night shitposting . With all of the complex , high effort shitposts and not so shitposty offseason posts we could all use a simple image of an interesting minor leaguer with a unique name . He was acquired from the Yankees in the Aroldis Chapman trade and should get a shot at the bigs sooner rather than later .