Is he gonna be okay ? stunned disbelief N . no . Ah , alright then . <| sep |> Thanksgiving 2007 , my husband was in the military and we lived in Alaska , which is considered overseas because it ' s thousands of miles from the contiguous states . No one can really go home for the holidays when they ' re stationed there so we all band together in the military family . So we had three families over at one of our apartments , huge dinner ready , I got up at 4 am to start cooking cause that ' s my thing . Baked a ~ 29 lb bird with white wine , sage and rosemary , it was fuckin beautiful . We sit down , start saying what we ' re thank for , start dishing out food , all take that first biteand all the guys ' phones start ringing . Russia invaded our air space , CAC scrambled , everyone get to the hangars because we ' re getting all jets in the air right now . So all our menfolk have to leave dinner , our children are crying , and we ' re sitting there consoling each other . Fuck you , Putin .