Holy shit man , great job ! What ' s your Dekker build ? <| sep |> I don ' t know why but holy fuck this reminds me of that lit chechen danceaEW 8 bDQTBBg they do at weddings stuff <| sep |> In my family for Thanksgiving , my grandma takes an almond , shaves off the skin , and hides it in the mashed potatoes . Every year for my whole life the prize has been a box of Sees Candy , but when my dad was young the prize would vary . My dad ' s been playing the almond game for 55 years and he has won ONE time , when he was 10 or so . And the prize that year was a Barbie I guess it was expected a girl cousin would win ? So every year at thanksgiving my dad yells , You know what happened the time I got the almond ? ?!?! And we all go No ! ! What happened ? !?! And he tells this dramatic story about how it felt to finally win the almond and get a Barbie doll . And then my female cousin chimes in Well I ' ve never won ! Imagine how that feels ! And my dad goes , Oh yeah ? You think you have it worse ? Imagine if you got the almond and the prize was a jock strap ! Every year