I would love to die by suffocation from her sitting on my face <| sep |> Only works if the girl shows up on time lol <| sep |> The only thing I could think of would be the Touch Bar screen is too bright . <| sep |> I know , I included that line because I hear it from so many people . I really don ' t see how not voting takes away your right to bitch you still gotta live here don ' t you ? <| sep |> Yeah you need to move out and stop getting in the middle of a relationship . Sarah ' s being a real asshole to her boyfriend and you ' re helping her because she gives you the warm fuzzies . This is not a situation you want to be in . <| sep |> I just got married and this will be my wife ' s first thanksgiving with my family . I told her that our annual family Monopoly game is a lot of fun . The truth is , it ' s only fun sometimes .