Plex username Digger 123 Just emerged from my floating containment vault christened the Turlock Tipple following the great flip and need to catch up on media to familiarize myself with this brave new world . I foresaw the end times . Far too many people moving to the east and west coast of North America . I knew the continent would stay upright for only so long . I built my fortress from ravioli cans and priority mail envelopes many thanks to the USPS for that last great act of delivering 2 metric tons of shipping supplies to my fabrication cave . Now , I shall feast on raviolis and build a 1 st class bonfire while drinking in the best entertainment my now evicerated former civilization had to offer . A thousand blessings on you , benevolent media library . May your reflections of the past glow on flashy screens for eternity .