Runescape and osu ! mostly <| sep |> Thank you sir <| sep |> Met on Grindr and chatted for awhile with no signs of danger . Agreed to meet for a date . He showed up at my office downtown for a drink before dinner . It was after hours so it was just the two of us . I made him a drink while we sat on the balcony overlooking a park . Couldn ' t drag words out of him . I made jokes , asked questions , couldnt animate this monster . We walked to dinner and the awkwardness continued . Long silences which were made more painful by darting eye contact . Upon leaving the restaurant he blurted out a terrible excuse regarding a made up cousin at the airport and began to quickly walk away . It was too much . I started laughing at the absurdity of the entire evening and I guess it scared him because he sped up his departure . Today , it is made funnier by the fact he probably tells this same story but ends it with his date cackling on the sidewalk as he runs away .