Or Randy goddamn Moss . <| sep |> We are also way behind the rest of the developed world in education . <| sep |> I hate these posts , this shit does not happen around the globe , you had a one off . I ' ve had some of the worst moments because of the Apple store . <| sep |> An eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano wouldn ' t come anywhere near killing everyone in North America , let alone everyone on Earth . It would suck , certainly , but it ' s erupted many times before and we know how big a pop it would be based on old ash strata . Here ' s an article modeling predictions of Yellowstone ashfall . Much of North America doesn ' t even get a full centimeter . Also , there ' s no indication that an eruption is likely to happen any time soon . We ' re fine . If an eruption were imminent , though , there ' s not really anything that could be done . venting the pressure isn ' t really a thing that can be done on a practical scale , gasses don ' t diffuse through magma very rapidly so the only way to get it to release them would be to set off the eruption you ' re trying to prevent . Best bet would be to just evacuate the states that would be most severely hit , make sure everyone in the mediumthreatened states have shovels and know they ' ll need to wear a cloth over their faces while keeping the ash from accumulating on their roofs , and see that a goodly stock of preserved food is available to deal with a year or two of terrible crops .