1 Play as Kongo . Out culture the shit out of him before he can even try . 2 Play wide to support a lot of Commercial districts and harbors , then find a place with as many bonus resources as you can at least 4 , try to get a place with 7 or 8 if you can and build The Great Zimbabwe . Proceed to reap all the gold seriously , got up to like 1 K a turn in gold doing this earlier . Proceed to buy your way to victory . Try and build Big Ben as well for extra humiliation . EDIT 3 Play on an Island tiles map , play as Norway or Japan and invade him by sea . <| sep |> si dice PUN <| sep |> Honestly thought you were making things up . <| sep |> Anyone want to try to explain why , like , what in the fuck would possess someone to do this ? If I had to take a wack at it , I ' d guess that it was for the sheer pleasure of unparalleled notoriety because no one else would dare do something so dangerousstupid . Fuck this guy ' s parents . Seriously . Someone fucked up .