OT , but people really need to stop putting news headlines in past tense . It ' s confesses , not confessed . <| sep |> My boyfriend passes 120 %. He swims topless at a public pool and no one notices , despite not having had any surgery . <| sep |> Because none of my 5 siblings who are postmillenials know what tamagotchis are . Neither do their friends . Nor my nieces and nephews , or their friends . Tamagotchis are not sold in any of the countries that I have lived in , and the prevalence of smartphones and apps that duplicate or vastly exceed this sort of pet experience mean that noone who doesnt have one feels like they are missing out , like they did when I was growing up , you little jumpstart . <| sep |> Been on the UK store since Monday