Sounds charming 😒 <| sep |> No need to be embarrassed about what happens a in your sleep and b when you ' re a kid . I ' m 22 and I ' ve definitely woke up from a pee dream mid flow one time in the last 35 ish years . However , recently last couple of years I ' ve had multiple dreams where I ' m pissing , but have stayed asleep and waken up much later completley dry . Admittedly the first half second of post waking confusion I ' m a bit panicked , but it ' s just been 100 % dreampee <| sep |> Pm me and we can work something out ! <| sep |> As someone who has to work 10 hours overnight and sleep during the day . This is a true statement . Sometimes nights on days off get very , very lonely . I ' ve blackened my windows with towels so my room actually has the same lighting conditions at all times .