Outside the obvious dancingbasketballanything requiring coordination , I ' d say charter fishing tour boat guy . I can ' t take fish off a hook to save my life . It just freaks me out , how they ' re all floppy . <| sep |> Idk , a hat ? Socks ? I ' d appreciate if you ' d wear a shirt . That ' d be pretty cool . <| sep |> I find these endlessly fascinating . Thank you so much . <| sep |> Stomp on a homeless man ' s cake with them . <| sep |> I want that 203 lbs kettlebell even though I ' d never use it . <| sep |> The minimum wage for waiters is something like $ 2 . 15 hr A few places pay more , though . The way the law is written assumes that the tips they earn WILL make up for the difference between that and the local MW rate . The store is supposed to make up the difference if the waiter does not earn enough in tips during that shift . The government taxes them based on making standard MW $ 7 . 25 hr or more either way . 99 . 99 % of the time , that assumption is indeed correct . A waiter making less than standard MW with tips is extremely rare , generally speaking . Note that , if the waiter is doing a task where tips won ' t be coming such as rolling up silverware or washing dishes , the normal MW must be paid . That being said , it ' s unlikely to actually happen .