I allocate three 30 minute sit on the toilet and browse social media sessions every day for whenever I don ' t feel like working or need to take a break . Funny thing is , nobody actually poops . The stalls are always full but people just sit there in total silence . Occasionally you ' ll hear someone tap the home button on their iPhone or accidentally start a loud songvideo then immediately cut it . I recognize the regulars by their shoes , I ' m sure they recognize mine too . That ' s office life . <| sep |> May Chanka have mercy on your soul <| sep |> Excellent point . Colloquially my brain ' s telling me it ' s okay to say One and one is two . But I know I would never say Mom and dad is my parents . <| sep |> If he thinks hitting a kid is ok then he didnt turn out fine .