That poor phallus had testicular cancer and had to get a wooden ball to replace its old one '<| sep |> Hmm , let me see . I ' m conservative , my father fought for the Israeli army , my mother ' s parents lost their family in the Holocaust . So I guess I ' m just a big ol ' enigma to everyone who wants to label half the country . All those Germans in Germany who are on the left ? I would venture a guess that many more of their kin were actually Nazis . What are you even trying to say ? Despicable . <| sep |> Hmm . Recently I learned that a coworker that I thought I was good friends with told our other coworkers that he only hung out with me because he wanted to sleep with me . He would always touch my lower back or rub my shoulders in front of other people , too , and I thought he was just being friendly but now I think he was marking me as his to the other guys at work .