Eyyo , fuck that . Hufflepuff is lit . Exhibit A Who ' s the professor who oversees Hufflepuff ? Ms . Sprout Herbology . What ' s in the Hufflepuff common room ? All kinds of exotic plants . All this is code for the fact that Hufflepuff has the hookup on the dank . Exhibit B We ' re right next to the kitchens . While this might not seem important , let me remind you of exhibit A . Let us also remember that Hogwarts ain ' t no shittier muggle school and that kitchen has booze . Exhibit C Hufflepuff was the only house where every . single . damn . member . stayed during the Battle of Hogwarts . Brave Gryffindors tucked tail and ran . This is Loyalty . Exhibit D Bridget Wenlock who discovered the magical significance of the number 7 , Newt Scamander Only person besides HP to get a movie deal , yo , Pomona Sprout she got that herb , Cedric Diggory Triwizard champ , Harambe impersonator , and Nymphadora Tonks shapeshifty wildling . All these kids were Hufflin ' and Pufflin '. You can throw shade all day , but we got it where it counts . HUFFLEPUFF OUT .