6 days late to the party . Oh well . My mom isn ' t huge or anything , definitely not a normal BMI , but when she eats I swear it sounds like she ' s having an orgasm . One day I told her she eats really loud and she just screamed back at me that I eat loudly too . The only noise I make while eating is chewing mouth closed I ' m not a communist . I just can ' t imagine enjoying food so much you have to make noises as though everyone around you needs to know you ' re enjoying it . <| sep |> I love shitting on crean more than anyone , but Cal is the scummiest slimiest coach in college basketball . Say all you want , but its no surprise that the last two programs he was at faced sanctions . Dude is a fucking scumbag that doesn ' t get near enough shit .