Cek da odem na kliniku za uvo , dupe i kitu da vidim sta me vise boli . <| sep |> I have had so many different delusions . That I am a dragon named Yat Zen Zoon That I am the Emperor of China That I am a robot and the universe is one giant artificial intelligence That the old guys who drink under the bridge are really a pedophile serial killer ring That cars in my neighbourhood are all speeding and I need to run in front of them to get them all to slow down That I am a serial killer from the video game silent hill 4 and am actually a ghost speaking to the demon known as the Mother That the world will go dark and some people will turn into monsters and I need to create magical safe zones with circles for people to hide again silent hill hellstate style That everything including garbage on the road is artistically placed for my inspection That I am going to create a bodyworks type divine comedy museum That they hack off transgressors limbs and put the transgressors in the sewage lines in the hospital That I am in a Cronenburg version of the Truman show That I am a wraith and my shadow has the director archetype That different fictional stories are playing out before me and weaving together That my father is a liar and not to be trusted and was also really Rob Ford That I am telepathic and can talk to and fight people telepathically That i could commune with wasps and moths and butterflies the tarot symbol of judgement That I could commune with and absolve the souls of ghosts in the graveyard That my landlord was an ancient mummy who was telepathically giving me orders on what to do in his house That my whole house was bugged and helicopters in the sky were following me That I was a mad wizard who was constantly casting spells only to have them come back and hit me Random strangers faces would warp into people I knew in my life That I am Loki going to a meeting with Odin That the sprinkler system in the hospital would start raining blood at any moment That I telepathically spoke to a spider and it told me to eat it . so I did . then it became a voice that i could call upon for advice That the old guy across the street was a mob boss telepathically telling me what to do That my next door neighbour was a witch who was casting spells at me and my housemates through the mirrors i ended up smashing the bathroom mirror because of this one That my grandfather was a lich that ran the local library my grandfather has been dead for about 12 years That I could change fate by placing different objects certain placesThose are some of the more bizarre ones anyway .