Maybe the polls weren ' t wrong <| sep |> I ' d happily give WWE my money but we live in Canada and the cable companies can go fuck themselves with rusty sporks . <| sep |> Someone telling you it will be okay in the first place ? rabsolutelynotmeirl <| sep |> Well humor is subjective . I found the prank funny . Everyone is entitled to their opinions . <| sep |> For the record , I fully agree with you . This just happens to be an interesting example of there being a totally legitimate reason for something that seems assbackward at first glance . <| sep |> Magic wasn ' t a good defender , I said that already . Though for some reason the internet has this narrative that he was a terrible defender . He was a decent defender that could guard a bunch of positions , which I personally think makes him slightly above average defensively . I honestly don ' t think you can compare them . Magic led his team to 5 rings and 9 finals in 12 years . Paul hasn ' t even reached the WCF in 12 years . I mean Magic came back at age 36 after not playing basketball for 4 years on a 48 win Laker team and turned basically the same roster into a 53 win team , averaging 15 pts 6 ast 7 boards on 46 . 6 %. That ' s not so different from what Paul is averaging now in his prime on a pretty stacked team . Prime Magic was dropping 20128 a game while winning rings and was even rapidly improving from 3 , which he shot complete shit at until age 30 . It ' s amazing to imagine what healthy age 3035 Magic could have done if 36 year old HIV Magic was that good at 36 after taking half a decade off .