Odessa . The whole goddamn place smells like propane . <| sep |> Your age got cut off . I missed out on the best years of my life too . Protip People who claim your teens are the best years of your life have made shitty fucking choices and lived shitty fucking lives . Or they ' ve done what I like to call living by the paintbynumbers philosophy . Either way , fuck them . I didn ' t even get to hold hands with a boy until I was 18 . My life is fucking awesome now . Hold onto your shorts , kid . <| sep |> How ? Seems like they ' ve gone back to May June to me , loot everywhere <| sep |> Get lubed up ladies and gents , I ' m sure the bullshit calls will continue on this offensive drive <| sep |> I hate how other people get pissy when you won ' t let then touch you . I got this a lot as a waitress when dudes would go to put their hand on the small of my back while ordering . I got REALLY good at passively catching their arm and so often they would get mad at me and storm off . I ' m hoping this skill comes in handy for preggo belly too . 😎