Haha so true ! !<| sep |> Try stockx or goat <| sep |> Even the liberal media Buzzfeed , WaPo have been calling this one a bust . MI and PA use paper ballots with a machine that isn ' t even connected to the internet ? C ' mon . This is a distraction from Mitt Romney as SoS . a guy that called Trump out as a phony . <| sep |> Went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras with a group of friends in college because a rich friend of one of them who I had never met and loved in a different state had a room block at a well known hotel , already paid , and was free for us . Myself being a poor college student , I jumped at the chance for a cheap weekend at a drunk fest . The second night , said rich friend paid for taxis to take the whole lot of us over to Tulane to some college bars . Proceeding to get plastered on college bar pricing , I met a girl , and lost everyone . At the same time , my cell phone died , but I was too focused on the immediate potential than any issues . After a couple hours with this girl or in drunk time could have been 30 minutes , I started to sober up and knew I had to get back to my group . Well , no one was there that I knew , and I had no idea where they were or where my hotel was . So , I grabbed the closest cab , and showed him the wrist band of the hotel I was staying at . Keep in mind I have no money broke college student and no cell phone to call a friend to pay for the cab . As we approach downtown New Orleans , I tell the cab driver I have no cash on me and we need to stop at an ATM . He pulls over on a street corner I have no idea where we are or how far away my hotel is , I get out of the cab and just start sprinting down the street . The cabbie starts following me and we get into a chase through the streets of New Orleans . Somehow , I manage to lose him , and look around , and am 2 blocks from our hotel . I go up to our rooms , drenched in sweat , with my friends in a panic about my absence , but relieved I made it back .