A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident . The doctors save his life , but he loses one eye . Before a nice glass one can be fitted , he is temporarily given a wooden eye . The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home , moping around . Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up . While at the bar , he ' s still just sitting there looking depressed , not really talking . One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar . No , she ' ll never go for a man with a wooden eye , the man says . Okay , how about that girl over there ? His friend responds . She has a really big nose . The man walks over to the girl and asks , Would you like to dance ? Very excited , and shocked , to be asked to dance by such an attractive man , the woman responses Would , I ? ! Would I ? ! To which the man quickly responds Big nose ! Big nose !