Ha ! Try having a jewish mother . Wow , I know what you mean . My mom is Indian . My mom is Polish , so this must be a mom thing , not ethnic one . <| sep |> tell me that you atleast had fun making that account . that all the clicks for 99 str were worth it and cannoning to 99 was totally worth it . <| sep |> Giants need the WC game . Momentum is a big thing for us right now so if we ' re going to take a run in the Playoffs , we need a run up , not a break ! <| sep |> Gift yourself a loaded gun and unwrap it . Start playing around with it and end up shooting yourself in the head . That way , every Christmas from then on will be a haunting reminder of what happened ! It ' ll be so funny ! Hey kids , remember that time cousin Inebriatedclusterfuk shot his head off ? lolololol let ' s have some dinner !