why would I swim out to sea for it ? You ' re framing the situation to be absurd . It doesn ' t need to make you determined to cross the whole map to get to the ocean . He is just incentivizing being in the ocean to where it is a little better to be there . If you are next to the ocean , do you automatically decide to go away from it . or does it seem like an equally or more viable place to be ? THAT is all that needs to be accomplished . Make the ocean more attractive to more species . Slight tweaks are the answer , not massive rewards that cause an inverse problem nobody wants to be on land anymore . <| sep |> If nobody here can offer an answer , you might want to try asking over on rFancyFollicles , or maybe rHaircareScience . rFancyFollicles is probably not directly useful to you since it ' s mostly for women with long hair , but I assume that they could offer some product recommendations .