try launch game administrator <| sep |> At my summer camp for Boy scouts , we do a trek on Thursday , sleeping alone outside the camp . We canoed across the lake to a beach with a forest about 10 minutes north of the water . My friend , for the sake of the story his name is Chad , brought a hammock . Chad is one of the nicest , most innocent people I ' ve ever met , has never said a swear word in the entire 4 years I ' ve known him . Chad and I decide to put up the hammock in the forest by ourselves and away from the group , they stayed by the water . As the day faded to night , I put my backpack with my food and sunblock on a bench away from the hammock and my other friend , Chris , was with us . Chris was eating granola bars . It started to get really dark so Chris went back to the group and Chad and I got into the hammock . We laid there we were sleeping on opposite sides for about 20 minutes in the dark before we started hearing noises . Chad fell asleep . As I laid there I could hear wolves howling nearby and other growling that I couldn ' t identify . Another 20 minutes go by , I feel something flying into my back under the hammock . I start to notice things flying above us . Then something landed right on the branch above my head and made some bazaar noise . It sounded like a bat trying to speak English . My friend Chad shot up and said in panic , what the fuck was that ? I ' ve never heard him say anything like that before and I was really worried . I eventually fell asleep . I woke up to my friend Chris walking up to us nervously grinning . Chad and I got up from the hammock . There was a granola bar underneath us . I don ' t think I ' ve been more angry in my life . Then I looked at the bench where I left my backpack . It was fine . It hadn ' t moved an inchI ' m on mobile and short on time , could have probably worded it better but oh well