Probably because you look like somebody who tortures women in his basement while sucking down mustard packets <| sep |> Makes it every bit more , to show gratitude and spread love . It motivates me to be with others who are hurting and missing loved ones . I was a grinch the first year . No more of that . <| sep |> Yeah , I ' m not sure what ' s up with the downvotes . There ' s even a highly upvoted comment saying it ' s fake . There ' s absolutely NO way an ass can be that fat and firm unless she had massive thighs to match , which she doesn ' t . That isn ' t muscle , it ' s silicone . Her tits have implants as well . That doesn ' t mean she isn ' t beautiful . Bring on the downvotes . Edit Y ' all recognized <| sep |> So . like China ? <| sep |> I doubt I will get the 200 shard prize