See , he lives in our real world for the most part . He isn ' t at all clever or resourceful . Think spoiled rich twentysomething who really can ' t tell piss from apple juice without taking a sip because , god forbid , he thinks to sniff first . I need him to mess up a little bit , but not enough to get caught . So ultimately this body does need to go away long enough for me to get to the next plot point . But his roommate needs to do laundry which is in the basement so the body can ' t just rot down there . <| sep |> Eh . That would be like in ' lasagna ' and it ' s not strictly correct because the g alters the n . Should have used phlegm . <| sep |> Given that Bart is a boy , that only really works if he means the plural Barten