This is important . <| sep |> You made some rookie mistakes . Are you stupid ? Yes . Are you the worst piece of shit on the face of the earth ? No . Look , you did not murder anyone . You didn ' t cause anyone else any grief in your fun . So I ' m you ' re good . The only reason you feel bad is because we live in a hypocritical , puritan society . If you were female and decided to go to some bar and hookup with some random guy , then you ' re in the clear morally because it was free . Where as somehow you ' re a bad person for paying ? It ' s the view that American society has on the subject . In alot of other countries where prostitution is legal and regulated , people feel like its socially acceptable . Women aren ' t even shamed for sleeping with alot of guys . For some reason America learned nothing from prohibition . You engaged in at least 3 illegal activities last night , and the laws only served to make you feel like human trash . Own your decisions . Live your life . You only got one . But stop making rookie bush league errors . You honestly believe that a woman , selling her body is gonna be honest when putting her pics on the web , or not put you in a situation where you feel pressured to spend that money for fear of reprisal from a pimp ? Long story short , get drunk and do your blow at a strip club . Strippers love blow and will most likely bang you ' d for it . Duh .