It means whoever wrote that quote is terrible at writing metaphors and shouldn ' t quit their day job , unless their day job is writing metaphors , in which case they should quit . <| sep |> Wow , what a cheeky fuck huh ? <| sep |> I feel you . My own folder full of mental health acronyms mostly Persistent Depressive Disorder and PTSD from a decade of former law enforcement work along with a recently diagnosed Autism Spectrum Disorder definitely leads to fewer showers for me . It ' s not even the personal care aspect for me as much as it is a skin sensitivity issue where I can hardly stand the sensation of water running on my skin to me , it ' s borderline painful . But , y ' know , society requires hygiene , and it ' s pretty awful sitting around in your own personal funk . So at the very least I strip down in front of a sink full of warm water every day and scrub down my face , pits , tits , crotch , and ass with antibacterial soap and a washcloth . Slap on some antiperspirantdeodorant after and call it good . I do wash my hair and shave my legs over the side of the bathtub a couple times a week , and grab a few full baths or showers in between so I can soakscrub my feet real well . It ' s probably more work overall , but it ' s way more comfortable and way less of a mental effort than forcing myself into the actual shower every single day . And even if I ' m not leaving the house that day , keeping clean makes me feel way more like a human being . I totally recommend the sink and soap scrubdown method for keeping more on top of the personal hygiene when you just don ' t feel mentally up to dragging yourself into the shower .