I suck chew and spit the shells when I eat boiled peanuts . <| sep |> Is that when fuckface Glenn Healy talked about people dying on the ice while Parros was lying there ? <| sep |> Yeah , when guys play turn 4 combo win decks . But that ' s not normal , those decks wont last long , because its not that fun . Fun decks play those 9 Mana dragons and 7 Mana Enchantments , which are unplayable in other formats . That ' s what it is about . Brew the jank out of you . Look at this cards Goblin Game , Knowlege Pool , Head Games , Eternal Dominion , Army of the Damned , Rise of the Dark Realms , The Great Aurora , Coalition Victory , Blazing Archon , Tidespout Tyrant , Myojin of Night ' s Reach , Craterhoof Behemoth and Vorinclex , Voice of Hunger . Those are slow but powerfull cards which are most of all unplayable in any other format . But in a crazy kitchen table commander round which lasts like 4 hours , multiple of those cards come down and everone get some share of the fun That ' s why I play commander , because I love expensive and splashy spells