Well his legs still work <| sep |> This is honestly one of the most terribly written things I ' ve read in a while , whole article was atrocious . <| sep |> He ' s such a bigot ! later White people suck ! Die cis scum ! Teach men not to rape ! <| sep |> What a beautiful ham ! <| sep |> Now I ' m kinda curious what restaurant it is . <| sep |> Holy shit this guy is awesome ! <| sep |> what does pete do ? <| sep |> 10 th grade we went to the zoo . For some reason , none of my friends in my grade I had a few , others were in other grades couldn ' t make it , so I didn ' t really have anyone to talk to . No problem , I like being alone , so I just walked the park alone until it was time to meet up for whatever show we were going to . Went to the show , then decided it was lunch time . I decided to eat mine outside on one of the benches looking at the monkeys . I like monkeys . I must of been lost in my own thoughts because when I checked the time it was pretty late , way past the time I was suppose to be back at the bus . Ran off to the bus , or at least where the bus was suppose to be . I got left behind . As luck would have it , I had my cellphone . Even more lucky , my cellphone was charged this was when cells were fairly new , I rarely used it , so it was dead a lot . Face with the dilemma of who to call . My mom ? Surely she ' d be mad that I missed the bus and have to drive over a hour to get me she was at work over the state line . The school ? Would I get expelled ? I thought to myself . I decided to call the school . It was their fault for not making sure I was on the bus after all , yes ? Got a hold of a rather nice lady from the office , who obviously freaked the hell out . While I was still on the phone , she had the other office lady call one of the teacher ' s cellphone . Well , as fate would have it , they were already a mile away from the school . And my whole class I had a small class of less than 50 kids who had gone had gotten busted for smoking weed on the train at the park . Obviously none of the teachers were very happy with them . So one teacher who didn ' t go on any of that day ' s field trips came to pick me up in their personal car . The next week was fairly awkward as 95 % of my class had been suspended . There was classes where it was just me in the class . A few classes with me and my friends who hadn ' t been able to make it on the field trip . Not a lot of learning went on that week . basically the trip to zoo resulted in me getting left behind , rest of my class got suspended for smoking weed .