After cutting out their eyelids . You know . For science . <| sep |> Yet , when a NFL game comes to London or Mexico City the game sells out in under an hour . <| sep |> Didn ' t say I wouldn ' t call , just that you actually have little control over the animal . Why I appreciate leash laws , because they are animals , are precious , and some people treat them like humans and in doing so endanger their lives . Yesterday , lady at a pond with two unleashed pugs , pugs run and lunge after two leashed German shepherds who are desperately being pulled back by their responsible owner . Irresponsible dog ownership drives me nuts . You can bet if this little white dog were mine , and I lived in a place where a there are live dog predators known to exist , such as gators and I do live in a place with gators or b I ' m visiting and do not know the predators that might live in the area , or c live in a peopled place where we might encounter another dog , my little Mr . Stubbles would sure as hell be leashed . So , ban me for being the best damn dog sitter you ' ll ever meet , ya dork .