Also they never get to enjoy one of the best feelings in the world . You can ' t beat getting into freshly laundered bed sheets right after a shower . <| sep |> Are you including pistolwhipping somebody afa using a gun ? Also , remember in S 1 when Tony borrowed some worker ' s industrial stapler , and later used it somewhat like a real gun to staple Mikey Palmice ? A variation on the trope where the character does deliver . So many reasons this show is the best . edit another variation in which it was used Junior grabbing a meringue pie in a fit of rage at his foolish cumare in S 1 for blabbing about oral sex . And while it ' s obviously not a weapon , we see him grab it and not simply throw it , he forcefully mashed it into her face as if to show us he really would have killed her if he didn ' t have feelings for her .