Me too , cause I have tickets . <| sep |> sorry man , but you cant beat gotenks right now <| sep |> AC 3 ? That ' s awesome . I ' ve been wanting to pick this up on the cheap . <| sep |> Oh son . so many questions , just like the day I left . Allow me to expla . disappears out of your life forever , again <| sep |> Did she just . defend Nazis ? I mean I know she ' s been spewing crap for a long , long time , but this might actually be one of the worst ones . <| sep |> Hoping we don ' t have any more additions to over the weekend . Otherwise an exciting squad , should be a good one . <| sep |> I have to go back in my email history to check on this . I got the vendor from a daily vendor list on this sub . <| sep |> See the true way is to get Lord Gabe to run you through the tomb of horrors . He is a vicious dm but just as is his way . So you ' ll have to find a way to cheat on your character sheet . Unfortunately for you he has a premade ready and waiting . The party consists of two interns , yourself , a trained attack monkey specifically made to attack dice fudged , a cardboard cut out of Gordon Freeman if played by Morgan Freeman , and a starving hacker ho is chained to the desk . Morgan Freeman cut out is obviously your cleric , so healing is a low chance . Now here is where the real trouble begins , Gabe has actually prepared several adventures of the most grueling sort . Should you beat the first the hacker will starve to death and be considered a snack for the monkey . However the vac ban thug will now pay more attention to you , bat in hand ready to take out kneecaps . This means you now get about two fudge rolls one for each knee before he shoots you . The second game is the apocalypse stone , same characters . Should you beat this the monkey will fuck off now that he is fed and the vac ban thug will become disinterested with your kneeless legs and go play poker with the monkey . However you now feel the disapproving eyes of Morgan Freeman on you so you can no longer cheat . You know the card board cut out has your back . Should you beat this then you will move on to Gabe ' s ultimate adventure he has prewritten for such an occasion . Giving you in depth knowledge of the valve universe as you help Gordon Freeman and Chell put an end to the team fortress feed . It is a truly great game and you cry tears of joy on Morgan Freeman ' s shoulder . Gabe is in awe of your pure gaming skill . However Morgan Freeman who is your cleric is now soggy so you ' re out a cleric but the adventure was worth it . Gabe announces the last trial you must complete and just the sound of the possibilities is mouth watering . The fourth installment to this epic saga for the quest of the dweard . Sadly it is not finished and Gabe and the two interns fuck off to make it . They tell you it ' ll be ready in time so you go home waiting for it eagerly . Sadly years pass and you become disinterested with dead by daylight as the second edition comes out and now all you have is beautiful thoughts of how the game could have ended . You wait by the phone for Gabe ' s call but you are unsure of when it will be . You look out your window and in sheer shock you realize . You never beat The tomb of horrors for you are stuck in a demi litch ' s Ruby eye for the rest of time . Gabe waves and laughs . No one beats the one true Lord .