P . S . I saw somewhere once that someone wanted the movie to open with a voiceover that starts with My name is PeterManI mean SpiderParkerI mean . Too much cheese IMO , teetering on 4 th wall breaking , probably better suited to Deadpool . <| sep |> This is funny , because it is exactly what y ' all are doing . Can ' t win ? Let ' s change the rules of the game ! <| sep |> On that note me and my girlfriend were having some forest sex and I cracked my rear panel of my flat s 7 and was all sad . We go to the mall to eat and I ' m sitting there and all of a sudden I ' m like wtf I see a Samsung store . Long story short Samsung stores RULE and they replaced my rear glass free . <| sep |> Considering my wife of 9 years who I had a child with just cheated on me , and I didn ' t punch her . I ' d say you have no idea what you ' re talking about .