, who has totally been here the whole time and not left for any reason . Arrives to the party although due to having her face in textbooks for most the day and evening she has arrived late and had no idea what the theme was so is in standard clothes . Once at the party she heads to the dance floor and surveys the lay of the land . <| sep |> The Guantanamo Bay DLC is shit , though . Too many cockmeat sandwiches . <| sep |> The long tail boats don ' t operate on Christmas Day . The men who operate the boats are part of an Orthodox Christian sect and they go on a pilgrimage every December to the Holy Land , where they live ascetically in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem . They also spend some time lobbying for the reestablishment of the Crusader Kingdom of Antioch . They ' ll be back midJanuary . When they arrive back the island has a massive fireworks party for the tour boat operators and the trips to Maya Bay begin again in earnest .