Why doesn ' t bards muppet fly off then ? <| sep |> You can taaaake all my warmth if i get to cuddle you <| sep |> 1 . You want a door threshold stripeu . sslimagesamazon . comimagesI 41 zz 793 xOhL . ACUL 320 SR 318 , 320 . jpg . These come in many different heights and widths so you can make the slope as gradual as you like , although of course the more gradual the slope the more space the strip will take up on the floor . They ' re just nailed in . Bigger lips an inch or so I couldn ' t find anything so had a man come in , attach a strip of wood , and plane the doorjamb strip into a tiny ramp for me . I ' d also suggest a tray with a silicone mat on it for carrying stuff over little bumps in the house . Amazing for hot drinks etc . 2 . That one I think you ' d have to look into getting made for you , because I ' ve never heard of a slideboard bag either . I ' m sure you could get someone to run up an underchairback of chair bag for $ 40 or less though . I throw all my crap in a rucksack and hang that off my chair . Has she thought about going directly from her chair ? I agree with uTheDiscoHippie about using a male cath , or if she doesn ' t need to cath , something like a Sheewee there are various brands with a long tube ?