Yea I had no poultry scissors just a ~ 5 lb clever . Did my 14 lb turkey in about the same time <| sep |> Well i know that was the first half , but the 2 nd half i was pretty distracted drinking in a hot tub . I had the game on a laptop , but it was hard to concentrate with all the drinking , talking , and the game far enough away to not get splashed on . I can see how on a holiday some things were missed . I really tried to watch every play but i definitely missed some shit <| sep |> What joke ? <| sep |> sexualhierarchy . html ? m 1 is the best explanation of male social structure I ' ve ever read . Not very good at spotting all of the types in the field , nor am I familiar with all types , but I found this fascinating . <| sep |> Oh ! I used to do that all the time . I called it my frog throat because it looked like I was puffing it out . My parents looked at me like I was a right weirdo , so I assume regular people can ' t do it .