I was rather amused recently by a guy in a shop who spotted some false lashes , pointed them out to his girlfriend and started laughing about how stupid they were and who on earth would wear them . If I had the guts I would have said ' every female celebrity and sports mag model you jack off to when she ' s not home ' but I ' m polite so I shut up <| sep |> I had a traditional piano with a middle ' practice pedal . ' So it was possible to play without disturbing the neighbours . <| sep |> Oh man , this is the underrated comment of this post . <| sep |> He ' s not arguing with you , just explaining somewhat biased definitions . Liberals by definition believe in democracy and capitalism . People on the far left , like the fellow with whom you were discussing this with , believe that they have a monopoly on the left and that capitalism is automatically right wing . I think it ' s fair to say that your wife is centerleft or to the right of the farleft , but Stickmanville is ultimately correct that far left liberal is a contradiction in terms and simply not possible given what the words mean . People on the far left are antiDemocratic , antiRepublican , and antiCapitalism .