If it ' s a 1 in a million chance , it was bound to happen at some point . While the idea is very unlikely , it is still possible . <| sep |> Holy shit . I can picture Teddy now . Running through the Capitol dickpunching senators left and right . Missstaaaah Shhhhpeakah , may I interrupt this session to hand out today ' s dick punches ? No ? Tough shit , I ' m Teddy fucking Roosevelt . Line up pussies . I know that ' s not his real middle name <| sep |> Not sure about scale , but i would say a turkey , partridge , or maybe a goose . <| sep |> thats that fuck up some commas level accuracy from based kirk <| sep |> Is anyone else no longer getting bonus karma by using banner units ? Wanted to do a last minute grind before the reset tonight and now it ' s hardly even worth it getting like 200 karma for every 13 nrg .