Pulled groin . Stepped on half a lime and one leg slid while the other leg stayed planted . I ended up doing the splits , balls to the ground . I am not trained to do anything close to the splits . I can ' t even touch my toes without bending my knees . Hurt so bad I couldn ' t make a noise , I couldn ' t take a breath . Someone said i just looked like I was vibrating . <| sep |> i use firefox <| sep |> Onions man . You just made me go 0 to homesick real quick . I ' ll be making my yearly CA to PA voyage in a little less than a month to see my parents and friends . Can ' t wait . I really need to move back east . <| sep |> Yes . superiority of the white man on display here . Gay Hitler , a tard and some sort of blobfishman hybrid .