It ' s not bullshit , it ' s true . <| sep |> Fuck , that ' s sad . <| sep |> You need to start using your hands and gently massage the tank . <| sep |> Sure do ! nsfw . tumblr . comand is a little fucked for the time being . But I ' ll fix it . Thanks for your interest ! <| sep |> This is completely inappropriate . Please remove the word stole from your vocabulary even if you precede it with the word accidentally because you didn ' t steal anything . I would approach the company owner and mention what happened and see what he says . Include that HR shared that you ' re a thief with unrelated people who are attempting to humiliate you . The owner ' s response will tell you whether you want to continue working there or want to start looking for another job . Too late for this situation but next time you ' re being forced to sign something that you disagree with refuse and tell them you want to consult legal counsel . If they threaten escalation , tell them to escalate away .