I used to wish for a nuclear winter . until I got an arrow in the knee <| sep |> I really wish this system accounted for multiple votes While Storyshift is the clear winner for me out of those on the list , I can ' t decide between that and many other AUs not on the list , like Handplates , Inverted Fates , Undermyth , and more . <| sep |> I would move your birds well away , spray , then seal the door behind you with tape and leave it as long as you can . I would wait at least 24 h before moving the birds back , or more if the bug spray says it ' s supposed to last a long time . <| sep |> He hasn ' t been developing anything other than that gut of his . <| sep |> I know how you feel , man . I went to a Thanksgiving dinner with a my wife and a bunch of friends . There was wine , beer , champagne . I tried a nonalcoholic beer and it tasted like shit . It even made me feel like even more of an asshole . There were numerous toasts . Still , I was strong . I actually had a good time . Also , I woke up at 530 am and felt great . There are some good sides to not being an addict . Today , I ' m going backpacking for two days and I don ' t dread getting ready whilst panicking and feeling sick . Still , it would be nice to not have to always be conscious of my behavior ALL THE TIME . But , that ' s the price you pay for practicing years of drug abuse . Here ' s to self control . May our years be long and full of love and happiness .