The L word is lesbian . <| sep |> Wait , random boners stop at some point ? ! That ' s not cool ! Is that in the user agreement somewhere ? I totally meant to read that . Am almost 40 , now I ' m terrified for the first time in my life . <| sep |> I feel like I was somewhat spared the horrible pain when I had kidney stones . I woke up at 3 AM one night with this intense pain in my side and groin that was blindingly hot . I had to pee so bad that everything around my waist line felt like a water balloon overfilled with boiling water . I started to pee , and for a brief instant I had the sensation of a razor blade passing through my penis from the back to the front . Then , nothing . I passed out basically instantly . The pain lasted maybe onetenth of a second . The only after effect of the incident was a headache from hitting my head on most likely the fiberglass tub on the way down . I woke up over the edge of the tub with a lump on the side of my head , but that was not that painful . I went to work after that . It was a long day .