Last week my postie put a slip through the door saying ' in blue bin '. Now this is fine , normally the parcel is in my blue recycling bin by the back door . However on this particular day the blue bin was on the pavement by all the other blue bins waiting to be emptied . And so my parcel managed to recycle itself before i ' d even seen it . He also quite often signs for things on my behalf and puts ' signed for by postie smiley face drawing . I don ' t mind because it saves me having to go to the office to sign for it myself but at the same time i always feel a bit like ' wtf is the point of having something sent signed for if they ' re gonna just forge my signature ? '<| sep |> IIT alliance fangays celebrating a 21 series win against escape LUL