i think the Idris is awesome looking aside from the goatee ! <| sep |> Pretty much any skinny asian chick can put on a thot top and some yoga pants and be cute . Fax son <| sep |> Now all you need to complete the transition is the following Buy the newest NanoMetcon version shoes available . Doesn ' t matter if they are good or not newest and hence coolest version is all that matters . Buy lots of overpriced brand name workout gear Reebok , Rogue , whatever Mat Fraser is wearing , etc . Even though you aren ' t American , you get bonus points here if you buy stuff with gaudy American flags all over it . Get involved with whatever the newest diet fad may be . Paleo is always a good choice , but anything with very specific and arbitrary do ' s and don ' ts will work . AntiGMO , antigrain , prograss fed meatdairy , etc , the actual stance isn ' t important , just that you have one and talk about it all the time Make sure everyone you meet knows you are into Crossfit within the first 5 minutes of any conversation . This should obviously become second nature , and should just flow out without even thinking about it . make an Instagram account and post you workouts , preferably daily . Thats really all there is to it . Hard work and results aren ' t really important . What is important is making sure that everyone else knows how cool you are .