Interesting . I ' d move to Barcelona , Berlin or London in a heartbeat but I guess I have no way of knowing how long I ' d be able to stay before needing to return to NYC <| sep |> Step 1 . Buy tumblrStep 2 . Shut tumblr downStep 3 . Watch the world burn . <| sep |> The majority of the planet frowns upon such practices , however <| sep |> I didn ' t realize thanksgiving is today ! What I wrote below would be valid for next year . for this time go with option 31 If money allows I would book a trip somewhere far and exotic and say soz can ' t make it I ' m in Japan 2 If not I ' d come up with an alternative plan and say sorry can ' t make it I ' m doing this amazing thing maybe volonteer in a homeless shelter ? Spend thanksgiving with alone elderly people ? 3 Alternatively , tell them straight that comparing you two is pointless and they need to stop being fuckwits .