The challenges are made up a month in advance on whatever the current patch is at the time , not the first time this has happened , won ' t be the last . <| sep |> G Steve BlakeThis guy is the biggest asshole in the world , and just , well , a really fucking angry dude in general . So there ' s no one better to have as your security muscle to fend off potential savages , apes and other creepers just looking to mess your shit up . Because he is such a huge asshole , Steve just loves to fight anyone , anything , anytime . The flip side that he might try and punch you in the jaw for no good reason . Also fuck Steve Blake . nbspF Charles BarkleyMan how the fuck could you not want Chuck out there ? I mean sure , he will eat you out of house and home and at some point during the trip ' rations ' might just become a ' light snack ' for Sir Charles and he will probably get so hungry he will eat the temporary shelter you ' ve set up to fend off the weather , but he will make you laugh for days , weeks if not months on end . Fuck , you ' ll be laughing so hard you ' ll forget he just ate all of your shelter and food for a week and close to death from starvation and dehydration . nbspC Bill RussellThe closest thing to having a real Uncle Drew but potentially forever ! He can tell you stories about ' back in my day ', the true story of Thon Maker and the precise number of women that Wilt actually slept with . Most of all he can recant over a warm , cosy fire to Steve and Chuck that beautiful , indescribable feeling every night of what its like to win a ring 11 times .