Why ? What is wrong with shorthand ? I mean how does it change the connotation and tone of a text ? How did I use it incorrectly ? <| sep |> Pyrex isn ' t borosilicate glass any more . <| sep |> Michael Jordan isn ' t 6 ' 6 . I stood next him while his bodyguards got his car at a restaurant Gibson ' s in Chicago . After he left , I commented to my girlfriend I ' m taller than Michael Jordan ! My beautiful little bubble of joy lasted only a moment as a guy nearby overheard and remarked Yeah , but you ' re still not Michael Jordan . <| sep |> I could not possibly care any less about what Cowboys fans have to say about anything regarding the game of football . Most of that fan base was nonexistent up until a few weeks ago <| sep |> lol pacioretty playing golf