No , the friendzone is not getting hired for a job that you ' re unqualified for because you were dropped off at the interview by your mom in her minivan , while wearing a trench coat and fedora , and having covered yourself in axe body spray to hide the fact that you haven ' t showered in a week . Then call the employer asking why they would hire some douche chad who showered and wore a suit , and who is just going to quit when they find a better job anyways . Not you , though . You would sleep on the floor at work if you had to because you love the job so much . After a while you start to tell your friends that you never wanted that job anyways because the pay isn ' t good enough , and you complain on Facebook that companies only hire professional employees who do things like shower , groom themselves , and actually have experience in that field of work .