I feel ya , bro . The soul has grown old . <| sep |> I work for a Fortune 500 company , actually . <| sep |> ATT is not BestBuy . ATT provided cellular , text , and data service for phones and other devices . BestBuy is a big box 3 rd party retail chain store . You ' re expecting retail chain store things from a cellular carrier . You ' re expecting the wrong type of service . You do realize that any phone you buy at BestBuy is a phone that requires a cellphone carrier and all the requirements they ask for , right ? There are no BestBuy Cellular Networks anywhere in the world . They don ' t offer phone service . Not even going to touch on your idea of excitement . Sorry . Christmas must not be much fun in your house . <| sep |> Brown girls ' foreheads are naturally that dark .