Just sounds like a nasty break up if you ask me . But if they waited to see what you ' d say afterwards then yeah that ' s fucked up . <| sep |> Dude . I hope you deal with her birthday and the whole day okay . If you need someone to talk to , or anything . I ' m around . <| sep |> My mouth is literally watering after reading all the comments here . <| sep |> Just make it a day off for a barbie and a piss up . Fuck all the political connotations . <| sep |> Literally that Black Mirror episode . Disgusting , and inevitable I ' d imagine . <| sep |> Thanks for that . I might be able to find someone from the company my dad worked for to help . <| sep |> I want to work at your store . <| sep |> I had to tell my English girlfriend that saying ' you right ? ' doesn ' t sound like a friendly inquiry in Australia , and if you put ' mate ' on the end you might as well glass someone . The acceptable translation would be ' Owyagarn cunt '