What on earth are you driving ? A couple grand to replace a parking brake cable ? <| sep |> And economics is largely a pseudoscience , whats your point . <| sep |> No not really a scientist . Just a 4 th year zoology student . Why ? Do I have to be a scientist to know that a grasshopper is not a crustacean ? Give me a break . Indeed , they are closely related . Grasshoppers and crustaceans are both arthropods . But grasshoppers are part of subphylum hexapoda , and crustaceans are a sister subphyla . The two of them make up the clade called pancrustacea alternately , tetraconata , but that doesn ' t make hexapods crustaceans . At best you can call them pancrustaceans , but no one says that . Btw not sure where your aggression is coming from but stay petty and arrogant .