Thanksgiving 2013 . My mother fucking kicked my pregnant self out because I asked where the pie was . There was no pie . And why was there no pie ? Because my mother ' s creepy boyfriend ' s mother has mentioned baking a pie , which meant that my mother decided we needed to allow her the freedom to bake the only desserts . Shitty bf ' s mom backed out because how the fuck would she know how crazy my mom was , so there was no pie . My pregnant self was hormotional about the lack of dessert . My mom , knowing that shitty boyfriend was a chance at ending her eight year long widowhood , decided to scream and rail at my pregnant self . She would normally have slapped me silly , but given as I was pregnant , she kicked me out of the house . She was worried that shorty boyfriend would get mad at her because my pregnant self mentioned the lack of dessert . Please note that I had offered to bring dessert multiple times in the days preceding that . So , she kicked me out of my family ' s thanksgiving celebration . She married shitty boyfriend seven months later , and they have the most fucked up relationship on the planet .