Uneventful Thanksgiving here . No real traditions to speak of except pumpkinapplecoconut creme pie breakfast for the couple mornings after Thanksgiving . Things normally don ' t get moving until Christmas , at which I have 4 or 5 depending on the year families that I have to be social nonsense with . Was that a sneeze , or an earthquake ? p What , my sneezing ? Not much to it . not like when I finish a particularly large meal I have to sneeze for extended periods of time always in multiples of three . . Always with the need to put Christmas up right after Thanksgiving . No patience in people I say . Hence accidents like people falling in trees which really sucks by the way , hope the person didn ' t have to remove too many shards of ornaments from their body . fucked with pumpkin , that ' d be disturbingYou seem to have yet to run into Sleepy Hollow porn . just about turkey , pumpkin pie , Black Friday , holiday , sitcom specialsYea , no , ya pretty much got the gist of it . Some people might argue that it ' s a time of introspection and gratitude , but I ' d venture to say that gets about 1015 % of people ' s time in between awkward pilgrimindian decorations copious amounts of kitchen wars . PUPPY ! What breed ? I ' ve pretty much only had Australian Cattle mutts one Alaskan Malamute my absolute best dog I ' ve had . Don ' t have any right now though I do have a strong desire to get a Corgi pup , but damn those cute little bastards are expensive , so I ' m stuck with my siamesecalico tortoiseshell for you English folk idiot cat that I love dearly . And now I can feel confident in saying I have eaten the hell out of tartes before . just not necessarily the one I wish I could . ' cookie dough is delicious before you in the ovensnuggle snuggle I knew there was a reason I liked you .