Crab apples are small , sour apples . I ' ve never heard anyone call them crab apples , though I ' ve heard them called hedge apples or horse apples . The spider thing is an old wive ' s tale . <| sep |> hold him hostage and demand mike pence as a tradethen hold them both hostage and demand the republican congress as a tradethen hold them and the republican congress hostage and demand a bomb as a trade <| sep |> Those turkeys need to take that ugly shit off of the residential streets and back to the subway or fast food joints . <| sep |> But how can people not like memes . <| sep |> Lets start with the title Me 26 m with my wife 21 F 3 years So you got married when you were 23 and she was 18 ? How long had you known each other before then ? Had you discussed children before you got married ? Unlike the other replies you can have children at any age you want , but it does seem more traditional now to wait until late 20 ' s early 30 s in Western culture . I ' m very surprised if you didn ' t talk about when you ' d have children before marriage . I will not be in my prime for much longer Are you expecting to die soon for any reason ? It is wrong to pressure someone to have children , but it is reasonable to separate divorce if you want different things out of life , but if you made your money during your marriage , then it could be expensive . From some of your other comments , it seems that your religious personal background may be driving this , and your wife may not share the same beliefs . It may be helpful if you edited your story to explain your background .