I know that you ' re joking . but live in house boys are actually way , way more common than you would think in San Francisco . Quite often FTM folks , too . <| sep |> Yeah like when his dream entity said foolish boy . I see where you ' re comin ' from . <| sep |> May I recommend taking a look at NetXMS ? Its free , opensource , modern , and probably the most feature rich NMS currently out there . I have deployed it previously in a large telco , as well as for a MSP , where they monitor about 80 client ' s networks from a central NetXMS system through proxies . Its got tons of features I actually replaced a few Zabbix systems with it , if you have any questions , I will be glad to answer . <| sep |> Wait wait wait . Youre a dude ? <| sep |> Now that they have achieved their objective , they have no purpose .