Dear Santa , All I want for Christmas this year is dank memes <| sep |> I like streams that I can fall asleep to . If you ' re looking for someone like that , SirchEz is a League streamer who classifies himself as a chillsleep stream . <| sep |> That is a certificate in Catering Operations . Which basically trains you to make sandwiches , chips and the occasional milkshake . If you ' re lucky you might learn how to toast a precooked schnitzel . It is not an apprenticeship to be a chef . Those are 34 years through TAFE while you are expected to be employed in a restaurant club etc . <| sep |> Buy the new starter gecko kit now ! <| sep |> Because he ' s a fucking Belgian Malinois ? I barely read about them today and I already think , Well of fucking course he has aggression issues . Vets are trained to deal with a variety of dogs but they ' re not exactly expected to be 100 % knowledgable on every breed and its conditioningtemperament . It ' s likely the vet heard aggression issues and thought , yeah it was abused , CASE CLOSED . People on rdogs and rdogtraining and rbelgianmalinois are much more informed about specific breeds and their temperaments and you ' ve had TWO people tell you , this is not a ' crate at home and play fetch and Instagram pictures ' dog . I ' m the third . Unless you ' ve been exercising this dog 7 hours a day since you found him , his aggression , biting , teething and anxiety is only going to get worse . I ' m not saying you stole him . I ' m saying you didn ' t give it a college effort to find the original owner . The vet made one remark about him possibly being abused and you thought , Jackpot ! He was abused so we don ' t have to feel guilty about not finding the owner ! SCORE ! No . You have no idea whether he was abused or not because you didn ' t see it . And from looking at him , he doesn ' t have physical scars . He ' s clearly food driven . And honestly , this isn ' t a fucking Disney opening and your girlfriend isn ' t Snow fucking White whispering the various wildlife of the forest . If a dog has aggression issues because said dog was physically or mentally abused , it would take a lot more than 7 Eleven ' s Slim Jim and a can of Chunky Beef Soup to win over said dog ' s affections . Said dog being a dog with the temperament of a Belgian Malinois ? Admittedly I just read about this breed this morning , but still , I trust the sources I wouldn ' t be surprised if half of your girlfriend ' s hand went with the jerky . Don ' t come here where people are giving advice , asking for blind encouragement and ' yes you can ' responses . When I came here expecting that , I rightfully got my shit straightened out by people who weren ' t prepared for any of my bullshit . People on rdogs and rdogtraining take animals very seriously and the person who took a muzzle off a working dog ' s mouth the FIRST time you took him to meet a new dogfamily and already wants to get rid of him , is the last person who should be telling anyone else to ' eat shit '. You even said you don ' t want to buy a trainer so you ' re not even prepared to pay the buck for a dog you haven ' t made a serious attempt to find the original owners of . All signs point to shitty dog treatment and you ' re defensive ? Just because he looks like a wolf husky doesn ' t mean he is an easy dog to deal with . Here ' s why you should find the original owners This is a very expensive dog to buy as pure breed , somewhere north of $ 1000 and as much as $ 2500 from a reputable breeder . A person who made THAT investment , is likely prepared to pay for the dog ' s training , temperament conditioning and proper care . YOU are trying to keep this dog for FREE and you ' ve already dismissed the idea of paying for training , meaning you do NOT have a cost conscious responsibility tied to this dog . If you had paid $ 1500 for this dog , I BET you would ' ve been more serious about his training and care but because you got him for free save the vet fees , don ' t bullshit us about how much that cost either , you don ' t really understand how important his training is .