I told my brother to get me a gundam for Christmas . I wonder what i ' ll end up getting . . . he said he already ordered it . <| sep |> You know the best way to fuck a sheep ? Velcro gloves . <| sep |> You married him knowing that he ' s overly close with his parents . I ' m sure they were calling him 4 times a day before you got married . Now you ' re stuck with this . Should have just stayed home and let him go be with his family , but I have a feeling you would have just sulked the whole time . <| sep |> You can ' t go there and pick her up for the day in New York ? That ' s what I would do . Seems kind of shotty she is not allowing you to see her for three weeks . Do you have a court order for visitation ? If not , get one <| sep |> Vikings fans asking if reanimated Steve Jobs can play right tackle