Mate , I ' m perfectly happy with my life and my friends . In fact I ' m quite a positive person . You ' re the one getting your panties in a bunch over a bunch of lads using curse words at each . Sheesh , look at how angry you are have a fuckin ' beer . I think I ' m telling you for the third time nobody is insulting each with those words . Nobody even cares . Only you seem to do . Here my ' s take I think somehow , somewhere a woman is involved . You were childhood friends with this chick whom you ' ve always had a crush on . You always shared your nerdy hobbies with her like League of Legends or Dungeons and Dragons , despite her not really enjoying it . She met your weirdo friends , all waving awkwardly at her , and then whispering excitedly how they felt her boobs on their chests when she gave them a reluctant half hug . Then one day comes along Joey Broseph . He ' s a typical lad , enjoys a beer , has a bit of a mouth , and is very easygoing . You immediately take a dislike to him after he makes a harmless joke about your highlypulled up trousers . What ' s worse is that your girl pal seems to enjoy his company too laughing at his jokes , touching his arm , twirling her hair . You walk up to them , clearing your throat loudly . Girl , you say politely but firmly Me and the gang are going to have a discussion about how to properly construct a meme . Shall we go . She replies Uhmm . maybe next time , Roger . I think I ' ll stick with Joey Broseph here . And she walks off , laughing with him , to his group of friends . And to your indignation , one of those guys actually waves at Joey Broseph and says Ayyy ya son of a bitch , you need to catch up on your liquor . And everyone laughs , including the girl . That . lout ! you think angrily . That blithering caveman and his neanderthal friends ! What foul language before a lady ! What unchivalrous behaviour ! And just as you were about to leave , you hear a voice . Hey , Steve Urkel . Yes you , bro . It is Joey Broseph . Don ' t worry about your friend here . She ' s in good hands . and hopefully she also gives good hand ! Bwa ha ha ha ! And everyone laughs . including the girl . And now here you are .