Scene # 3 - 2 Lillian : So , Fiona . Tell us about where you live . Fiona : Well , Shrek owns his own land . Don ’ t you honey ? Shrek : Oh , yes . It ’ s in an enchanted forest , abundant in squirrels , and cute little duckies , and … Donkey : What ? Ehhaha , I know you ain ’ t talking about the swamp . Shrek : Donkey ! Harold : An ogre from a swamp . Oh , how original ! Lillian : Well , I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children . Shrek : It ’ s a bit early to be thinking about that , isn ’ t it ? Harold : Indeed . I just started eating . Lillian : Harold . Shrek : What ’ s that supposed to mean ? Fiona : Dad ! It ’ s great , okay . Harold : Well , for his type . Yes . Shrek : My type ? Donkey : I gotta go to the bathroom .