It ' s not like you can simply one day decide to become or quit becoming a taxi driver . Significant investments have to be made on a marked cab . It ' s not like a pool of Uber drivers that can just come and go . <| sep |> he laughsWell I ' m sure you ' ll figure it out . Or you won ' t . <| sep |> Frank rushes into the bar with an unidentifiable gadget that makes an awfully annoying noise proclaiming it the hot new toy of the Christmas season and how he ' s going to make a fortune . Mac immediately dismisses it but realizes that it would be a great way to get in front of MILFs that want to buy a great toy for their sons . Dennis dismisses that but agrees that knowing what the hot new toy would present an opportunity to get ahead of the parents and corner the market . Charlie is pretty sure that the next new toy is going to be cat food but Dee dismisses that and agrees with Dennis ' idea . The Gang Does Christmas