you are a phaggot OP <| sep |> Not having played the game , thanks to some of us getting an exclusive release date , I was not aware that it was 2 shots before , but that ' s good to know <| sep |> Sounds like something a guy I know might do . He ' s with some local carrier because he has debts with all the major ones , which he won ' t pay . Once he has the newest , coolest phone since smartphones became widely available , it ' s always been Android for him he ' ll boast about how cool it is for a few months , then seem to hate everything about it because something better exists and demand an upgrade . If they won ' t give it to him , he ' ll have a fit , say screw you , then , dump them and not pay any more on his contact and go elsewhere . When I say he brags about his phones , the one he had before the current one was shatterproof and supposedly waterproof , and he was constantly dropping it on the ground or into water and going , Aw , look what you made me do . Pause . Pick up phone . Wait for it . wait for it . . it ' s shatterproofwaterproof . Cool huh ?