If you want to use the service , it comes with a cost . Accept it , or move on . <| sep |> Poison ivy on my lady parts . Was hooking up with my ex in the woods we were complicated and he must have pissed near some poison ivy or something and a couple days later I noticed puss in my underwear and it was extremely itchy and puffy . It continued to get worse and started to spread all over my body and face so I eventually told my parents I had to go to the doctor . When he asked how I might have gotten it my parents were in the room and it was super embarrassing . Ended up getting a shot of steroids in my ass and couldn ' t walk right for the rest of the day . Motherfucker the ex was immune to poison ivy so he didn ' t get it