i used to work for a company that did tier 1 apple care support . this guy i was friends with put in his two week notice and during the last week he just decided fuck it and had fun with it , answering calls like Thank you for calling Apple Care my name is Quagmire . before i got fired i wanted to take calls the entire day as ether Pepe Silvia or Tom Hanks , but sadly i never got that chance . <| sep |> You ' re gonna have to take liberal arts gen ed courses just about anywhere . Your girlfriend is a smart cookie , listen to her . Don ' t listen to your parents and avoid group one . No fly by night shitty engineering school that costs 60 k a year . <| sep |> From exp i have found women think i am sexy when when they will sit close to you or touch you in certain ways . Hard to explain it but as an example one girl i studied a lot with in college turned into a relationship . We were crushing hard for each other but i never was quite bold enough to act on her signals . I did notice we sat closer and closer together . She would sometimes lean in on me with her breasts pressed up against me . When touching me like say i pulled her up off the couch she would give an extra tight grip and not let go right away . I also noticed her checking if i was hard and a couple time she would ask me to get up and get her water when i wasThings like the above . One day i started to give her a shoulder massage and she pressed her backside up against me real to t and started moaning . After that we mated like sex deprived bunnies Before you tell me i am a blind dolt it was tough cause she had a kid and so we would have these light flirty interactions but could not take it far from there . Eventually everything lined up though