Boiler at home went tits up this week . Why is it that the boiler only breaks whenever it ' s minus 3 fucking degrees outside . Luckily got it fixed , but then forgot to set the timers again so was still baltic waking up this morning for work . Anyone got any tips to give up smoking ? Started to cut down already , like taking less wee breaks in work to nip out for one , but sitting at home the boredom gets me and I end up going for one <| sep |> Why does my phone run out of battery just when I need it most . Why , you uncaring Universe ! ? Why ! ??!<| sep |> Or in freefall . What ' s the terminal velocity of one of these ? <| sep |> We live in a world where frogs rain from the sky . Just because it sounds dumb to you , doesn ' t make it any less true .