Can ' t get a job or an education without an address you big old dingus . Oh so you ' d like a bank account with us ? Which street corner should we list as your residence ? <| sep |> Do you know anywhere i can sell my heart and brain ? I don ' t need them anymore . <| sep |> Fuck my bad I misread kris as kim <| sep |> You can continue to argue , and if I had the patience and time , I could educate you , but you can educate yourself by searching for stack overflow questions about Turing completeness , and even browsing Wikipedia . Aw what the hell , I ' ll indulge a little longer . Turing completeness of a programming language assumes infinite memory . So yes , loops and infinite memory generally give you Tcompleteness , though it depends on the specifics .