You told me . <| sep |> I don ' t wanna be an old person just finding out about certain things way after they happen . Old people not knowing how to work a damn TV or one of those stupidly old flip phones . If I ' m so out of touch when I ' m that old , kill me . <| sep |> I am going to a speed dating thing tomorrow where instead of one on one dates we are going to split up into groups and play board games . I was excited at first but when they released the list of games being played it felt . lackluster . Three of the games seem fun but then they have Pictionary Ughh so shit and Apples to Apples . Why wouldn ' t they throw Card Against Humanity at us . This is a group of 25 to 35 year old adults . We can handle the casual racism and sexism . CAH is just so much more fun . Especially with new people . I guess i shouldn ' t be so hard on them . We are there to meet people not play games . The games should be a nice backdrop to keep us comfortable . Hell , I think Crazy 8 ' s would work .