They do have a school chaplain though . <| sep |> Do you think Wayne ' s account is more reliable than a present witness ? <| sep |> I am a 28 year old chick . I ' ve had kids . I used to skate when I was younger . The days when bouncing off pavement didn ' t hurt so bad . But it ' s been at least 15 years since I touched a board . My 6 year old son and 5 year old daughter both wanted to skateboard . My boyfriend pulled his old board out and I purchased a cheapo for the kids . My son LOVES it ! !! He asked if I would do it with him . I have always really wanted to but I lived on a farm and pavement was far away so I never really could . I finally live in a city , with a pretty nice little skate park . I ' ve been venturing there and trying my hardest to learn but there is always a group of teenagers hanging out that love to rip by on their bikes and laugh at my helmet y ' all I was a medic in the army and have seen first hand TBI recovery . PLEASE protect your dome ! !! and don ' t generally care for the younger kids trying to learn . Begin high school flashbacks of laughing evil teenagers . Is it really that bad that at my age I want to learn ? That I suck nob at it right now ? I want to try a ramp but I know I ' m gonna fall after 2 inches of incline . Do I give up and just focus on my kids learning ? Knock out a tweenie bopper for being an anal dwelling fart Dragon ? Got tips ? Tldr I don ' t bounce . Want to learn but also want to force feed my fist to judgy teenagers . Got beginners tips ?