how a bout you just sell puts ? Then if you are assigned you can hold the stock and sell covered calls until you either break even or are happy with your profit ? <| sep |> Thought the same thing . I can see 2 d with a harpoon and a giant Russell in the ocean with Noodle on his head ! <| sep |> That ' s what mostly everyone is saying ! I would say maybe a 10 % buff <| sep |> Thanks , wasn ' t sure if I was missing something . <| sep |> Just want to see the new edit button . <| sep |> My mother mentioned something about them negotiating leniency . I don ' t know what that means legally <| sep |> Yes , PEOPLE with lots of money store it in diversified assets . PRESIDENTS with lots of money have always sold off assets that could create a conflict of interest and put their finances in a blind trust so they couldn ' t predict what effect their policies would have on their own personal wealth . Until now .