Make them playable ? These cards will change the meta game the minute this set is released , i mean come on 5 energy in 1 turn can change a game in both early or late game . <| sep |> Agreed . More funny than mad . Dad joke approved . <| sep |> Those are not the official rules . Look it up . <| sep |> This should not be that hard of a task , unless she fucking hates you . In which case , you can still make it fun by being exactly the person she hates you for being . <| sep |> It doesn ' t work for me . I put it on 1 minute and the trains stayed at the station for a lot longer . Until fully loaded actually , even if it took 5 minutes . <| sep |> Not under an NDA I don ' t know Rob or work for Iello . It ' s a Cthulhu themed party game that is completely insane points for puns ? . It sounds like a riot and I am immediately preordering when it ' s available . I think GenCon is Target release date .