THE MEMPHIS BAND IS DISTRACTED BY COACHING RUMORS <| sep |> I just want to point out that saying $ 5000 should be chump change at 37 reads a little outoftouch . Average salary in US is close to $ 50 k at that age , so $ 5 k would be a significant bonus to someone in that range . That said , I can see how a 14 year old might think $ 5 k will be nothing when they ' re 37 . Didn ' t we all think we ' d grow up well ahead of the curve at that age ? <| sep |> Like many things , this would be free in the beginning until it takes off . Then you pay with blood . <| sep |> Yeah , I hope he gets a harsh reality check soon enough . <| sep |> Then fucking well disable Instant Book so you can chat with potential guests to make sure there are no misunderstandings before they book ! I have no words .