That ' s not the best joke . The best is when Bobby is asked to speak at Thanksgiving and he talks about John Redcorn ' s peopleMy friend John Redcorn has taught me how important the history of his people is , especially on this day . And I am the only one who saw fit to prepare a feast that honors the Native American culture , not my landgrabbing ancestors . According to many expensive books I studied at the bookstore , the Anasazi tribe from this region celebrated their most festive occasions by eating the body of their enemies . Anthropologists have found the leftovers of these sacred meals human bones with shiny patches , as if rubbed smooth against the walls of cookingpots . So today we salute the Native American cannibal , or peopleeater . In that spirit , I invite you to enjoy a Native American cannibal feast . Mr . Redcorn , this head ' s for you .