You beat me to it <| sep |> Shadow of Mordor is so short though ! I platinumed it within 2 days of it coming out I know that sounds ridiculous but I ' m not usually a platinum kind of guy , I just enjoyed it so much that I was trying to get more out of the reasonably small amount of content . <| sep |> You went 124 days to 1 relapse . That ratio is 1241 . Take it easy on yourself . <| sep |> Because Game making is actually a pretty long procedure that would be really boring to watch and there are no cameras around that films every mishap that happens . But think about it , wouldn ' t be interesting watching a dev ramble about a thousand lines of code that probably only let your character turn around . <| sep |> I would absolutely love to watch both of them torn apart by zombies . Just imagine if the show had a crossover with walking dead for its season finale and the zombies broke in and pinned the first girl down behind the counter , slamming her forehead against one of the shelves , the zombies biting into her thick ass and hips , the blood pouring down and soaking through her apron , the zombies ' teeth ripping long dripping strips of flesh from her thighs , with her thrashing and moaning in agony as they rip into her , their claws tearing open her throat and pulling away her skin like melted cheese stretching off a pizza . They would chew on her back , their teeth scraping the gore from her ribs , the zombies rolling her onto her back where they can attack her perky tender breasts , ripping through the jiggly breast flesh like cottage cheese , milk mingling with blood that spills out across the floor , as the zombies entirely cover her body and literally tear her apart , eating her eyes and ears , it is a little known fact that it only takes 13 pounds of pressure to tear off the human ear and these zombies would achieve that easily . Finally after five long minutes she would die , and the other would be bitten and torn apart also , whimpering helplessly as the zombies gnaw flesh off her femur , kicking and struggling helplessly in agony as she struggles to pull herself free , but the zombies bite down on her wrists and tear away her arm muscles , leaving her utterly helpless as they chew through her soft , soft flesh . thats what was written