You have been here 5 years and you have never heard that fact . It is a TIL favourite . Guaranteed to hit a front page or two . FYI , I didn ' t downvote you . <| sep |> No I don ' t wear the crown of dusk , it doesnt work for pyromancies . I wear the swamp ring , witch ring , rof 2 and sage 2 <| sep |> Thank you note to MIL . in a couple of weeksHi MIL , Just thought I ' d let you know that although DS was obviously upset at your not buying him a gift , but a bribe , he ' s just fine now and totally over it . He ' s also totally over Paw Patrol and refuses to watch it or play with his PP toys . in favour of Power Rangers or whatever else is current . Perhaps you can return the unused bribe and save the money for next years birthday ? We ' ve put all the pics of his Birthday and gifts into his baby book send link if possible , our favourite is our new profile pic , where he ' s playing in his new tent that Mother got him . We ' re reconsidering our Christmas plans based on his teething and quite frankly his teeth are coming through so sharp that we ' re ~~ worried ~~ excited he could rip a hole in your neck , you manipulative thieving cunt . Anyways , hopefully you will put some work into gift giving without strings over the next 12 months