Sounds like a medley of drug use and mental illness <| sep |> Guy got pretty drunk one night and was taken to some kind of courthouse , by his lawyer friend . The friend decided it ' d be funny to pull his pants down . In the morning , the guy woke up , his pants down and looking confused . He asked what had happened . His friend told him that the judge of that courthouse was very friendly , and other ambiguous comments . The guy wasn ' t able to figure if something had had happened or not . The judge came in a bit later , and was good friends with the prankster , who just blinked an eye at him as a sign that he had something going on . The now sober guy asked the judge if something had happened . The judge didn ' t say yes or no . Asked for a little kiss in the cheek , and the poor man freaked a bit . To this day , he doesn ' t know if he and the judge did something that night or not , and if they did , then what . It ' s been 33 years .