Fake news anchor John Oliver publicly apologized yesterday for a 2013 episode of The Daily Show where he urged Donald Trump to run for president . On an unrelated note I would like to apologize to Subway Sandwich Artist Ben Goble for whom I told to ' go to hell . ' He died last week in a car accident off of I 5 . Shouldn ' t have put on that extra vinaigrette Ben . <| sep |> Can I take him home ? <| sep |> Well that ' s a good point right there . I don ' t like the idea of my laptop being unencrypted when it ' s asleep , but I might as well just shutdown my computer in those cases . <| sep |> Why do you think he made this post ? He was trying to rub it the faces of smarks , when in reality smarks are GLAD that something wasn ' t expected for once .