Did you at least watch her olay ? <| sep |> Goalkeeper Labyrinth and 2 keys ? <| sep |> So my parents got married at the beginning of November 2011 . There was a large bag of candy left over from Halloween . The night of the wedding I went home and it was just me and my room mate . I woke up the next morning to someone shouting down to my room , Hey , you ' d better come up here ! It was my uncle and he was stopping over when he noticed a smell . It turns out my room mate ate the entire bag of Halloween candy , wrappers , lollipop sticks and all and in the middle of the night , went upstairs to the only carpeted room in the house , and proceeded to paint it brown with her liquid feces . The carpet was white , and more of the carpet was brown that morning than white . Eventually I locate my room mate in the backyard happily trotting around spewing brown water out of her ass every few seconds . Then she started barking . Every time she barked , a squirt of shit would fly out of her ass . It was the most hilarious and disgusting thing I ' ve ever seen . She passed away earlier this year . I miss her !