Zuke has the best advice . <| sep |> I was enjoying not seeing ads anymore . Even made my housemate mute the commercials on Foxtel . Now I just need to ween myself off YouTube . Fuck those guys . <| sep |> Theresa May will declare herself GodEmpress of Britain , Corbyn will launch a resistance movement in which people try to stop her with the powers of guitars and folk songs . The deposed Queen will assemble an Army on EU shores and with EU backing , and Prince Harry will be declared General of the Orange Haired Revolution as London undergoes a bloody and brutal war between the Corbynites , the Royalists , and the Theresa May Loyalists . This will eventually end in a three way divide stretching out from Buckingham Palace Britain , the Theresa Mayled nation of old people and lunatics , Corbynia , a socialist state full of hippies and communists , and New Europia , where Liz and Harry rule with an iron fist with EU backing . At this point , all the UKIP voters will commit suicide , torn between loyalty to the Queen and hatred for the EU , they will be unable to cope . Liberal Democrats will have long since been exiled to New Farronia , from where they will continue to shout irrelevancies . Scotland , destroyed in the civil war by Theresa May gone mad by a series of nuclear blasts , will continue to output haggis because honestly real haggis and irradiated haggis are basically the same . Wales will have been annexed into Corbynia , with its inhabitants sent to work on state farms to be reeducated . On New Year ' s eve 2017 , Theresa May will be shot dead by Michael Gove , who will become a cruel and evil dictator the likes of which the world has never seen . President Trump will order the US Marine Corps to try and stop him , but they ' ll be too late . Boris and May will already be hanging from the Tower of London as blood riddled corpses , while Gove himself is safely evacuated . The coming war will be long and brutal , but Corbyn , Trump , and Liz will be brought close as they try to take down the Kim Jongun of Europe and the new Dear Leader of Britain in Michael Gove . Oh , and the BBC version of Top Gear will be shit again .