RIP thanks <| sep |> I ' ll try to use Karmadecay more often then . I hadn ' t remembered what the name of the website was . Thanks ! <| sep |> Look where you are . Of course it ' s not a real quote . <| sep |> Coming from a grandmaster , this game sure as hell requires skill , dedication and coordination . Filthy orcses , pfft <| sep |> crystalbeard gives the same skillset as other , easier to obtain sets , and is inferior to a mixed set with a decent charm . <| sep |> Part 2 But what can you do for all of eternity on Earth ? wondered Kelly . What can ' t you do ? Jim took a breath . Some travel around and see the world . Imagine it . You can see things no one has ever seen before . Fly to China . It costs you nothing . Explore the pyramids . Not just tour it . Go inside . Check out the sealed off areas . No one can stop you . Go to the bottom of the ocean , check out the fish . Get in to any museum free of charge . View the Mona Lisa up close like no else gets to do . Sit in the Oval Office . Spy on the President ! Jim rambled on further . He was excited and it was clearly something he had thought about often . Kelly listened intently . I know some fellas that follow bands around , attending their concerts for free . Or imagine being able to watch any Broadway show no matter if it ' s sold out . Kelly thought more about this . It sounded wonderful she said . What about people that ended their lives because they didn ' t want to live ? How do they get along with eternity ? She asked . It was an honest question . I don ' t know , Jim replied . I ' ve never met a ghost that had . Not everyone talks about how they died though . Couldn ' t it boring being here forever ? Wouldn ' t it get old ? She asked . Again , it was an honest question . Jim made her new existence sound amazing , but the concept of eternity was as frightening as it was exciting . I don ' t know , Jim replied again . I guess with so much time you just learn how to be content . What do other ghosts say they miss the most about life ? She askedTouch Her husband responded . The sensation of warmth or coolness . Being able to interact with the physical world in a simple way . Sex . Kelly realized for the first time that she hadn ' t actually been able to feel anything . It seemed like a fair trade though , she thought to herself . Oh , food too . He added . Everyone tells me how much they miss being able to taste things . Eventually they arrived at their home . Jim stopped the car and got out . Kelly floated through the roof . Jim unlocked the front door and held it for his wife who giggled as she passed through the adjacent window partially to exercise her new found abilities , but mostly to annoy her husband . Inside it was quiet . For the past two years Jim ' s home had been anything but lonely as handfuls of ghosts would visit regularly to speak with the only human who could talk back . Today , however , it was emptied out of respect for Kelly ' s return . What now ? She asked . I hate to say it , but it ' s life as usual for me , said Jim . It was true , he had her funeral to plan , visitation with family , and of course his full time job . What about everything you said ? asked Kelly . Sneaking into the Great Pyramids . Visiting China . Going to Broadway for free ! I ' m not dead yet , Kelly Jim said crestfallen . I still need to work to put a roof over my head , to pay my bills , to eat . he trailed off . I ' m not holding you back . I want you to go out and have as much fun as you can . I ' m just happy that I have you back . Then , one day I ' ll pass too and we can do all of that and more together . Ghosts don ' t need money . or food . Or anything ! Kelly said . ButWhy wait , Jim ? Jim repeated the question over in his head . Why wait ? It was true that apart from his inlaws and his now deceased wife he had no other family to call his own . He didn ' t enjoy his job . He knew life after death existed and now he could live the life Kelly and he had always dreamed of . Why wait ? I don ' t want to wait , Jim Kelly said softly . I want to explore this new life , but I want to do it with you . Not alone . In a matter of weeks it was decided . There was no reason to be afraid . Jim knew that . He reclined in a chair and his wife floated over him . They were excited . In a few more minutes they would be flying off to whatever place they chose , free from the burdens of life . It was time to see the world . Jim had swallowed the last of the pills and his eyes were still . Just a moment longer Kelly told herself . He sleeps first , then death . Then he ' ll be here . So she waited .