I ' m American but my parents are English so we don ' t celebrate or have large family dinners in general since the rest of our family is in England . But yeah even the thought of Thanksgiving stresses me the fuck out . I went to me friends thanksgiving once but it was OK since his family understands I ' m picky and everyone just picked what they wanted buffet style and sat wherever in the house . <| sep |> You bought 7 in a row ? As in at the same time or that you needed to replace them ? Good God the idea you had to ask this . christ . <| sep |> He probably thought you were one of those guys with the all plastic arsenal P <| sep |> Listen , what I ' m about to say isn ' t inspirational , mature , appropriate or even cogent but I must speak my peace Fuck the Washington Redskins . Fuck Kirk Cousins and his elite play . An elite quarterback would have won this game . Hey Josh . Josh Norman . FUCK YOU dude . Norman thinks he can run his mouth straight to Canton . You can ' t get there that way dipshit ! Who was the Redskin that referred to us as the Cowgirls ? Was it the sorry motherfucker who ran for 37 yards ? Maybe it ' s time to stop with the cute nicknames and focus on trying to win fucking football games . Oh and Fuck RGIII . Yeah I know he ' s no longer on the team , but they showed clips of him beating Dallas in a Thanksgiving game a few years ago . I was personally offended that I had to be subjected to clips of this douche . To counter the douche chills I got from it , I fired up GamePass and replayed this bitch getting his shoulder broken in Cleveland over and over . Dan Snyder , you dance like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs . And you ' re actually creepier than he was . And as for Jay Gruden . well he ' s a damn fine coach actually . Plus he ' s the one that demoted and then shitcanned RGIII so he ' s alright in my book .