My name is carny , but you ' re a fucking clown . The fact that this asshole punk fuck twat edited a users post cause he had his feelings hurt should infuriate you , it should infuriate all of us who use this site . GTFO <| sep |> Really ? They were that desperate to cut to commercial ? Weren ' t the commentators were still talking as they cut away ? Fuck the NFL and CBS , it ' s disgusting at this point . <| sep |> I agree with that , I almost mentioned my only criticism was his honking was rather aggressive . <| sep |>### The Dark Crystal 1982 DarkCrystal % 281982 % 29 Adventure , Animation , Family , Fantasy , 1 h 33 min Jim Henson , Kathryn Mullen , Frank Oz , Dave Goelz Directors Jim Henson , Frank OzIMDb rating # movieguidestars # 9733 # 9733 # 9733 # 9733 # 9733 # 9733 # 9733 # 9734 # 9734 # 9734 7 . 210 41 , 455 votes Another planet , another time . 1000 years ago the Dark Crystal was damaged by one of the Urskeks and an age of chaos began . Now the time of the great conjunction of the three suns is near . If the crystal is not healed now the control of the evil Skekses will last forever . Jen the last of the Gelflings nearly exterminated by monsters controlled by the Skekses starts his dangerous journey to find the missing shard of the crystal . Will he be able to heal the crystal and restore order on the planet ? IMDbCritical reception The film received a mixed response upon its original release , but has earned a better reception in later years , becoming a favorite with fans of Henson and fantasy . It currently holds a 72 % rating on Rotten Tomatoes . Vincent Canby of The New York Times negatively reviewed the film , describing it as a watered down J . R . R . Tolkien . without charm as well as interest . Kevin Thomas gave it a more positive assessment in the Los Angeles Times Unlike many screen fantasies , The Dark Crystal casts its spell from its very first frames and proceeds so briskly that it ' s over before you realize it . You ' re left with the feeling that you have just awakened from a dream . WikipediaMore info at DarkCrystal % 281982 % 29 , The % 20 Dark % 20 Crystal , Rotten Tomatoes , , . I am a bot . Send me feedback % 2 Fr % 2 FMovieGuidesubjectRe % 3 A % 20 Confidence 1 . 04 . Data sources and other i n f ormationrMovieGuidewabout .