That ' s not how you say it . Down you go . <| sep |> I can ' t imagine a scenario you ' d leave a note on a wet shirt . Fake af . Where is the shirt when the note is placed ? Why not tell or text to hang it up ? Why did she handle it to this extent then not hang it ? EDIT writing a note is also more work than hanging a shirt . EDIT 2 who ' s mum writes like a teenager ? <| sep |> Well first , actually read scourglass , then read myr retriever ' s type line . You do have the right idea though . Using something that actually kills the creature , such as Nev Disk , would work for the reasons you hoped , as you don ' t declare the target of the myr retriever ' s ability until disk finishes resolving . You do still need some way to hey retriever back out of the yard if you want it to be a true lock