Mulan Soldier : We ' re under attack ! Light the signal ! Light the fire now ! Light the signal ! Now all of China knows you ' re here . Shan - Yu : Perfect . General : Your Majesty , the Huns have crossed our Northern border . Council : Impossible . No one can get through the Great Wall . General : Shan - Yu is leading them . We ' ll set up defenses around your palace immediately . King : No . Send your troops to protect my people . Chi Fu . Council : Yes , Your Highness ? King : Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces . Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible . General : Forgive me , Your Majesty , but I believe my troops can stop him . King : I won ' t take any chances , General . A single grain of rice can tip the scale . One man may be the difference between victory and defeat . Mulan : Quiet and demure . Graceful . Polite . Delicate . Refined . Poised . Punctual . Punctual . Ai - yah ! Little Brother ! Little Brother . Lit - Ah ! There you are . Who ' s the smartest doggy in the world ? Come on , smart boy . Can you help me with my chores today ? Father : Honorable ancestors , please help Mulan impress the Matchmaker today . Please . Please help her . Mulan : Father , I brought your - Whoa ! Father : Mulan . Mulan : I brought a spare . Remember , the doctor said three cups of tea in the morning . .. and three at night . Father : Mulan , you should already be in town . We are counting on you - Mulan : To uphold the family honor . Don ' t worry , Father . I won ' t let you down . Wish me luck . Father : Hurry ! I ' m going to . .. pray some more . Woman : Fa Li , is your daughter here yet ? The Matchmaker is not a patient woman . Mother : Of all days to be late - I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck . Grandma : How lucky can they be ? They ' re dead . Besides , I ' ve got all the luck we ' ll need . This is your chance to prove yourself . Mother : Grandma , no ! Grandma : Yep , this cricket ' s a lucky one ! Mulan : I ' m here . What ? But Mama , I had to - Mother : None of your excuses . Now , let ' s get you cleaned up . ♬ This is what you give me to work with ♬ ♬ Well , honey I ' ve seen worse ♬ We ' re gonna turn this sow ' s ear ♬ ♬ into a silk purse ♬ Mulan : It ' s freezing . Mother : It would have been warm if you were here on time . ♬ We ' ll have you washed and dried Primped and polished till you glow with pride ♬ ♬ Trust my recipe for instant bride You ' ll bring honor to us all ♬ Mother : Mulan , what ' s this ? Mulan : Uh , notes , in case I forget something . Grandma : Hold this . We ' ll need more luck than I thought . ♬ Wait and see when we ' re through ♬ ♬ Boys will gladly go to war for you ♬ ♬ With good fortune ♬ ♬ And a great hairdo ♬ ♬ You ' ll bring honor to us all ♬ ♬ A girl can bring her family ♬ ♬ Great honor in one way ♬ ♬ By striking a good match ♬ - Huh ? ♬ And this could be the day ♬ - Ha , ha , ha ! ♬ Men want girls with good taste ♬ ♬ Who work fast - paced ♬ ♬ With good breeding ♬ ♬ And a tiny waist ♬ ♬ You ' ll bring honor to us all ♬ ♬ We all must serve our Emperor ♬ ♬ Who guards us from the Huns ♬ ♬ The men by bearing arms ♬ ♬ A girl by bearing sons ♬ ♬ When we ' re through you can ' t fail ♬ ♬ Like a lotus blossom soft and pale ♬ ♬ How could any fellow say no sale ♬ ♬ You ' ll bring honor to us all ♬ ♬ You ' ll bring honor to us all ♬ ♬ You ' ll bring honor to us all ♬ Mother : There . You ' re ready . Grandma : Not yet . An apple for serenity . A pendant for balance . ♬ Beads of jade ♬ ♬ For beauty ♬ ♬ You must proudly ♬ ♬ Show it ♬ ♬ Now add a cricket ♬ ♬ Just for luck ♬ ♬ And even you can ' t blow it ♬ ♬ Ancestors Hear my plea ♬ ♬ Help me not to make a fool of me ♬ ♬ And to not uproot my family tree ♬ ♬ Keep my father standing tall ♬ ♬ Scarier than the undertaker ♬ ♬ We are meeting our Matchmaker ♬ ♬ Destiny Guard our girls ♬ ♬ And our future as it fast unfurls ♬ ♬ Please look kindly on these cultured pearls ♬ ♬ Each a perfect porcelain doll ♬ ♬ Please bring honor to us ♬ ♬ Please bring honor to us ♬ ♬ Please bring honor to us ♬ ♬ Please bring honor to us ♬ ♬ Please bring honor to us all ♬♬ Maker : " Fa Mulan . " Mulan : Present . Maker : Speaking without permission . Mulan : Oops . Grandma : Who spit in her bean curd ? Maker : Huh . Hmm . Mmm . Too skinny . Hmph ! Not good for bearing sons . Recite the final admonition . Mulan : Mm - hmm . Well ? Fulfill your duties calmly and . .. respectfully . Um , reflect before you snack - Act ! This shall bring you honor and glory . Maker : Hmm . This way . Pour the tea . To please your future in - laws , you must demonstrate a sense of dignity . .. and refinement . You must also be poised . Mulan : Um , pardon me . Maker : And silent ! Ahhh . Mulan : Could I just take that back ? one moment . Maker : Why , you clumsy -, Whoo ! Whoo ! Aaah ! Whoo ! Aaah ! Grandma : I think it ' s going well , don ' t you ? Maker : Put it out ! Put it out ! Put it out ! You are a disgrace ! You may look like a bride , but you will never bring your family honor ! ♬ Look at me ♬ ♬ I will never pass ♬ ♬ For a perfect bride ♬ ♬ Or a perfect daughter ♬ ♬ Can it be ♬ ♬ I ' m not meant to play this part ♬ ♬ Now I see ♬ ♬ That if I were truly to be myself ♬ ♬ I would break my family ' s heart ♬ ♬ Who is that girl I see ♬ ♬ Staring straight ♬ ♬ Back at me ♬ ♬ Why is my reflection ♬ ♬ Someone I don ' t know ♬ ♬ Somehow I cannot hide ♬ ♬ Who I am ♬ ♬ Though I ' ve tried ♬ ♬ When will my reflection show ♬ ♬ Who I am inside ♬ ♬ When will my reflection show ♬ ♬ Who I am ♬ ♬ Inside ♬ Father : My , my . What beautiful blossoms we have this year . But , look , this one ' s late . But I ' ll bet that when it blooms , it will be the most beautiful of all . Mulan : What is it ? Mother : Mulan . Stay inside . council : Citizens , I bring a proclamation . . from the Imperial City . The Huns have invaded China . By order of the Emperor , one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army . The Hsiao family . The Yi family . Man 1 : I will serve the Emperor in my father ' s place . council : The Fa family . Mulan : No ! Father : I am ready to serve the Emperor . Mulan : Father , you can ' t go . Father : Mulan ! Mulan : Please , sir , my father has already fought bravely - council : Silence ! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man ' s presence . Father : Mulan , you dishonor me . council : Report tomorrow to the Wu Zhong camp . Father : Yes , sir . council : The Chu family ! The Wen family ! The Chang family ! Mulan : You shouldn ' t have to go ! Mather : Mulan Mulan : There are plenty of young men to fight for China . Father : It is an honor to protect my country and my family . Mulan : So , you ' ll die for honor . Father : I will die doing what ' s right . Mulan : But if you - Father : I know my place ! It is time you learned yours . Grandma : Mulan is gone ! Father : What ? It can ' t be . Mulan ! No . Mother : You must go after her . She could be killed . Father : If I reveal her , she will be . Grandma : Ancestors , hear our prayer . Watch over Mulan . Ancestor : Mushu , awaken . Mushu : I live ! So tell me what mortal needs my protection , Great Ancestor . You just say the word and I ' m there . Ancestor : Mushu Mushu : And let me say somethin '. Anybody ' s who ' s foolish enough to threaten our family , vengeance will be mine ! Ancestor : Mushu ! These are the family guardians . They ～ Mushu : Protect the family . Ancestor : And you , O Demoted one ? Mushu : I . .. ring the gong . Ancestor : That ' s right . Now , wake up the ancestors . Mushu : one family reunion comin ' right up . Okay , people , people , look alive . Let ' s go . Come on . Get up . Let ' s move it . Rise and shine . Y ' all way past the beauty sleep thing , trust me . Ances 1 : I knew it . I knew it . That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start ! Ancestor : Don ' t look at me . She gets it from your side of the family . Ances 1 : She ' s just trying to help her father . Ances 3 : But if she ' s discovered , Fa Zhou will be forever shamed . Ances 2 : Dishonor will come to the family . Traditional values will disintegrate . Ances 4 : Not to mention , they ' ll lose the farm . Ances 1 : My children never caused such trouble . They all became acupuncturists . Ances 2 : Well , we can ' t all be acupuncturists . Ances 3 : No ! Your great - granddaughter had to be a cross - dresser ! Ances 2 : Let a guardian bring her back . Ances 3 : Yes , awaken the most cunning . Ances 1 : No . The swiftest . Ances 5 : No . Send the wisest . Ancestor : Silence ! We must send the most powerful of all . Mushu : Okay , okay , I get the drift . I ' ll go . Oh , y ' all don ' t think I can do it . Watch this here . Aha ! Jump back . I ' m pretty hot , huh ? Don ' t make me have to singe nobody to prove no point . Ancestor : You had your chance to protect the Fa family . Ances 1 : Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster . Ances 5 : Yeah , thanks a lot . Mushu : And your point is ? Ancestor : The point is we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan . Mushu : What What I ' m a real dragon ! Ancestor : You are not worthy of this spot . Now , awaken the Great Stone Dragon . Mushu : So you ' ll get back to me on the job thing ? Just one chance , is that too much to ask ? I mean , it ' s not like it ' d kill ya . Yo , Rocky , wake up ! Ya gotta go fetch Mulan ! Come on , boy ! Go get her ! Go on ! Come on . Hello ? Hel - lo ! Hello ! Uh - oh . Uh , Stony ? Stony ? Oh , man , they ' re gonna kill me . Ancestor : Great Stone Dragon , have you awakened ? Mushu : Uh , uh , uh , uh - Yes , I just woke up . I ' m - I ' m the Great Stone Dragon . Good morning . I will go forth and fetch Mulan . Did - Did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon ? Ancestor : Go ! The fate of the Fa family . .. rests in your claws . Mushu : Don ' t even worry about it . I will not lose face . My elbow ! I know I twisted somethin '. That ' s just great . Now what ? I ' m doomed , and all ' cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road . Go get her ? What ' s the matter with you ? After this Great Stone , Humpty Dumpty mess , I ' d have to bring her home with a medal to get back in the temple . Wait a minute . That ' s it ! I make Mulan a war hero , and they ' ll be begging me to come back to work . That ' s the master plan . Ah , you done it now , man . Hey , what makes you think you ' re comin '? You ' re lucky ? Do I look like a sucker to you ? What you mean , a loser ? How ' bout I pop one of your antennas off , throw it across the yard ? Then who ' s the loser , me or you ? Enemy 1 : Imperial scouts . Soldier : Shan - Yu . Shan - Yu : Nice work , gentlemen . You found the Hun Army . Soldier : The Emperor will stop you . Shan - Yu : Stop me ? He invited me . By building his wall , he challenged my strength . Well , I ' m here to play his game . Go ! Tell your Emperor to send his strongest armies . I ' m ready . How many men does it take to deliver a message ? Enemy 2 : one . Mulan : Okay , okay , how about this ? Excuse me . Where do I sign in ? Ha , I see you have a sword . I have one too . They ' re very manly and . .. tough . I ' m working on it ! Oh , who am I fooling ? It ' s going to take a miracle to get me into the army . Mushu : Did I hear someone ask for a miracle ? Let me hear you say " aaah "! Mulan : Aaah ! Mushu : That ' s close enough . Mulan : A ghost . Mushu : Get ready , Mulan . Your serpentine salvation is at hand ! For I have been sent by your ancestors . to guide you through your masquerade . Come on . If you ' re gonna stay , you ' re gonna work . So heed my word ! ' Cause if the army finds out you ' re a girl , the penalty is death ! Mulan : Who are you ? Mushu : Who am I ? Who am I ? I am the guardian of lost souls . I am the powerful , the pleasurable , the indestructible Mushu . Oh . Ha , ha . Pretty hot , huh ? Mulan : Uh , my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me ? Mushu : Hey , dragon , dragon , not lizard . I don ' t do that tongue thing . Mulan : You ' re , um - Mushu : Intimidating ? Awe inspiring ? Mulan : Tiny . Mushu : Of course . I ' m travel size for your convenience . If I was my real size , your cow here would die of fright . Down , Bessie . My powers are beyond your mortal imagination . For instance , my eyes can see straight through your armor . Oooh ! All right , that ' s it ! Dishonor ! Dishonor on your whole family . Make a note of this . Dishonor on you , dishonor on your cow , dis - Mulan : Stop . I ' m sorry . I ' m sorry . I ' m just nervous . I ' ve never done this before . Mushu : Then you ' re gonna have to trust me . And don ' t you slap me no more . We clear on that ? All right . Okeydokey . Let ' s get this show on the road ! Cri - Kee , get the bags . Let ' s move it , heifer . Mushu : Okay , this is it . Time to show ' em your man walk . Shoulders back , chest high , feet apart , head up and strut . Two , three - Break it down . Hup , two , three . And work it ! Beautiful , isn ' t he ? Mulan : They ' re disgusting . Mulan : No , they ' re men . Now , you gonna have to act just like them , so pay attention . Soldier : Look . This tattoo will protect me from harm . Yao : Hmm . Ling : I hope you can get your money back . Mulan : I don ' t think I can do this . Mushu : It ' s all attitude . Be tough , like this guy here . Yao : What are you lookin ' at ? Mushu : Punch him . It ' s how men say hello . Chien - Po : Oh , Yao , you ' ve made a friend . Mushu : Good . Now slap him on the behind . They like that . Yao : Whoa - ho - ho ! I ' m gonna hit you so hard , it ' ll make your ancestors dizzy . Chien - Po : Yao , relax and chant with me . Feel better ? Yao : Yeah . Ahh , you ain ' t worth my time . Chicken boy . Mushu : Chicken boy ? Say that to my face , ya limp noodle ! Yao : Oh . Sorry , Ling . Ling : Hey ! Yao : Whoa ! You ' re dead ! Ling : Oh , there he goes ! Mulan : Hey , guys . General : The Huns have struck here , here and here . I will take the main troops up to the Tung Shao Pass . .. and stop Shan - Yu before he destroys this village . Council : Excellent strategy , sir . I do love surprises . General : You will stay and train the new recruits . When Chi Fu believes you ' re ready , you will join us , Captain . Shang : Captain ? Counsel : This is an enormous responsibility , General . General : Perhaps a soldier with more experience . Number one in his class , extensive knowledge of training techniques , and impressive military lineage . I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job . Shang : Oh , I will . I won ' t let you down . This is - I mean - Yes , sir . General : Very good then . We ' ll toast China ' s victory at the Imperial City . I ' ll expect a full report in three weeks . Counsel : And I won ' t leave anything out . Shang : Captain Li Shang . Hmm . Leader of China ' s finest troops . No . The greatest troops of all time . Counsel : Most impressive . General : Good luck , Captain . Hyah ! Shang : Good luck , Father . Counsel : Day one . Shang : Soldiers ! Soldier : He started it ! Shang : I don ' t need anyone causing trouble in my camp . Mulan : Sorry . Uh - I mean , uh , sorry you had to see that . But you know how it is when you get those manly urges and you just gotta kill somethin ', fix things , cook outdoors - Chang : What ' s your name ? Counsel : Your commanding officer just asked you a question . Mulan : Uh , I ' ve got a name . Ha ! And it ' s a boy ' s name too . Mushu : Ling . How ' bout Ling ? Mulan : His name is Ling . Shang : I didn ' t ask for his name . I asked for yours ! Mushu : Try , uh , uh , ah , Chu . Mulan : Ah Chu . Shang : Ah Chu ? Mushu : Gesundheit . Ha , ha . I kill myself . Mulan : Mushu . Shang : Mushu ? Mulan : No . Shang : Then what is it ? Mushu : Ping was my best friend growin ' up . Mulan : It ' s Ping . Shang : Ping ? Mushu : Of course , Ping did steal my ～ Mulan : Yes , my name is Ping . Shang : Let me see your conscription notice . Fa Zhou ? The Fa Zhou ? Counsel : I didn ' t know Fa Zhou had a son . Mushu : Um , he doesn ' t talk about me much . Counsel : I can see why . That boy ' s an absolute lunatic . Shang : Okay , gentlemen , thanks to your new friend , Ping , You ' ll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice . And tomorrow , the real work begins . Mushu : You know , we have to work on your people skills . Mushu : All right ! Rise and shine , Sleeping Beauty . Come on . Hup , hup , hup . Get your clothes on . Get ready . Got breakfast for ya . Look , you get porridge , and it ' s happy to see you . Hey , get outta there ! You gonna make people sick . Mulan : Am I late ? Mushu : No time to talk . Now remember , it ' s your first day of training , so listen to your teacher and no fightin ', play nice with the other kids , unless one of the other kids wanna fight , then you have to kick the other kid ' s butt . Mulan : But I don ' t wanna kick the other kid ' s butt . Mushu : Don ' t talk with your mouth full . Now let ' s see your war face . Oh , I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover . Come on ! Scare me , girl . Mulan : Yeah , that ' s my tough lookin ' warrior . Mushu : That ' s what I ' m talkin ' about . Now , get out there and make me proud . What do you mean , the troops just left ? Mulan : They what ? Mushu : Wait ! You forgot your sword . My little baby , off to destroy people . Counsel : Order . People , order . Soldier : I ' d like a pan - fried noodle . Oh , oh ! Sweet and pungent shrimp . Counsel : Moo goo gai pan . That ' s not funny . Soldier : Looks like our new friend slept in this morning . Ling : Hello , Ping . Are ya hungry ? Yao : Yeah , ' cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich . Shang : Soldiers ! You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning . Anyone who acts otherwise . .. will answer to me . Yao : Eeew . Tough guy . Chang : Yao . Shang : Thank you for volunteering . Retrieve the arrow . Yao : I ' ll get that arrow , pretty boy , and I ' ll do it with my shirt on . Shang : one moment . You seem to be missing something . This represents discipline , and this represents strength . You need both to reach the arrow . We ' ve got a long way to go . ♬ Let ' s get down to business ♬ To defeat the Huns ♬ ♬ Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons ♬ You ' re the saddest bunch I ever met ♬ ♬ But you can bet before we ' re through ♬ ♬ Mister , I ' ll make a man ♬ ♬ Out of you ♬ ♬ Tranquil as a forest ♬ ♬ But on fire within ♬ ♬ once you find your center ♬ ♬ You are sure to win You ' re a spineless , pale pathetic lot ♬ And you haven ' t got a clue ♬ ♬ Somehow I ' ll make a man ♬ ♬ Out of you ♬ ♬ I ' m never gonna catch my breath ♬ ♬ Say good - bye to those who knew me ♬ ♬ Boy , was I a fool in school for cutting gym ♬ ♬ This guy ' s got ' em scared to death ♬ ♬ Hope he doesn ' t see right through me ♬ ♬ Now I really wish that I knew how to swim ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ We must be swift as a coursing river ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ With all the force of a great typhoon ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ With all the strength of a raging fire ♬ ♬ Mysterious as the dark side of the moon ♬ ♬ Time is racing toward us ♬ ♬ Till the Huns arrive ♬ ♬ Heed my every order ♬ ♬ And you might survive ♬ ♬ You ' re unsuited for the rage of war ♬ ♬ So pack up , go home You ' re through ♬ ♬ How could I make a man ♬ ♬ Out of you ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ We must be swift as a coursing river ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ With all the force of a great typhoon ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ With all the strength of a raging fire ♬ ♬ Mysterious as the dark side ♬ ♬ Of the moon ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ We must be swift as a coursing river ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ -♬ With all the force of a great typhoon ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ ♬ With all the strength of a raging fire ♬ ♬ Mysterious as the dark side ♬ ♬ Of the moon ♬♬ < Hoo - ah ! > Shan - Yu : What do you see ? Enemy 1 : Black pine , from the high mountains . Enemy 2 : White horse hair . Imperial stallions . Enemy 3 : Sulphur , from cannons . Shan - Yu : This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass . . where the Imperial Army is waiting for us . Enemy 1 : We can avoid them easily . Shan - Yu : No . The quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass . And besides , the little girl will be missing her doll . We should return it to her . Mushu : No , this is not a good idea . What if somebody sees you ? Mulan : Just because I look like a man doesn ' t mean I have to smell like one . Mushu : So a couple of guys don ' t rinse out their socks . Picky , picky , picky . Well , myself , I kind of like that corn chip smell . Mulan : Ahhh . Mushu : Okay , all right . That ' s enough . Get out before you get all pruny and stuff . Mulan : Mushu , if you ' re so worried , go stand watch . Mushu : Yeah , yeah . " Stand watch , Mushu , while I blow our secret with my stupid girlie habits . " Pfft ! Hygiene ! Soldier : Me first ! Me first ! Mushu : We ' re doomed ! There are a couple of things I know they ' re bound to notice ! Soldier : Whooo - ooo ! Yao : Hey , Ping ! Mulan : Oh , hi , guys . I didn ' t know you were here . I was just washing . So now I ' m clean , and I ' m gonna go . Bye - bye . Ling : Come back here . I know we were jerks to you before , so let ' s start over . Hi . I ' m Ling . Chien - Po : And I ' m Chien - Po . Mulan : Hello , Chien - Po . Yao : And I am Yao ! King of the rock ! And there ' s nothin ' you girls can do about it . Ling : Oh , yeah ? Well , I think Ping and I can take you . Mulan : I really don ' t wanna take him anywhere . Ling : Ping , we have to fight ! Mulan : No , we don ' t . Uh , we , uh , could just close our eyes and swim around . Ling : Come on . Don ' t be such a gir ～ Ouch ! Something bit me ! Mushu : What a nasty flavor . Ling : Snake ! Oooh , snake ! Snake ! Yao : Snake ! Snake ! Ling : Some king of the rock . Aaah ! Mulan : Boy , that was close . Mushu : No . That was vile . You owe me big . Mulan : I never want to see a naked man again . Mushu : Hey , don ' t look at me . I ain ' t bitin ' no more butts . Counsel : You think your troops are ready to fight ? Ha ! They would not last a minute against the Huns ! Shang : They completed their training . Counsel : Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain . Once the General reads my report , your troops will never see battle . Mushu : Oh , no , you don ' t ! I ' ve worked too hard to get Mulan into this war . This guy ' s messin ' with my plan . Shang : We ' re not finished ! Counsel : Be careful , Captain . The General may be your father , but I am the Emperor ' s counsel . And , oh , by the way , I got that job on my own . You ' re dismissed . Mulan : Hey . I ' ll hold him and you punch . Or not . For what it ' s worth , I think you ' re a great captain . Mushu : I saw that . Mulan : What ? Mushu : You like him , don ' t you ? Mulan : No ! Mushu : Yeah , all right . Yeah , sure . Go to your tent ! I think it ' s time we took this war into our own hands . Mushu : Let me see what you got . " From General Li . Dear Son , we ' re waiting for Huns at the Pass . It would mean a lot if you ' d come and back us up . " That ' s great , except you forgot , " And since we ' re out of potpourri , perhaps you wouldn ' t mind bringing up some . " Hello ! This is the army ! Make it sound more urgent ! Know what I ' m talkin ' about ? That ' s better . Much better . Let ' s go . Khanny , baby . Hey , we need a ride . Counsel : Insubordinate ruffians ! You men owe me a new pair of slippers ! And I do not squeal like a girl . Mushu : Urgent news from the General . What ' s the matter ? You ' ve never seen a black and white before ? Counsel : Who are you ? Mushu : Excuse me ? I think the question is , who are you ? We ' re in a war , man ! There ' s no time for stupid questions ! I should have your hat for that . Snatch it right off your head . But I ' m feeling gracious today , so carry on before I report you . Counsel : Captain , urgent news from the General ! We ' re needed at the front . Mulan : Pack your bags , Cri - Kee . We ' re movin ' out . ♬ For a long time we ' ve been marching off to battle ♬ ♬ In our thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle ♬ ♬ Like a pounding beat our aching feet ♬ ♬ Aren ' t easy to ignore ♬ ♬ Think of instead ♬ ♬ A girl worth fighting for ♬ ♬ A girl worth fighting for ♬ ♬ I want her paler than the moon ♬ ♬ With eyes that shine like stars ♬ ♬ My girl will marvel at my strength ♬ ♬ Adore my battle scars ♬ ♬ I couldn ' t care less what she ' ll wear or what she looks like ♬ ♬ It all depends on what she cooks like ♬ ♬ Beef , pork , chicken Mmm ♬ ♬ Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer ♬ ♬ And I ' ll bet the ladies love a man in armor . You can guess what we have missed the most ♬ ♬ Since we went off to war . What do we want ♬ ♬ A girl worth fighting for ♬ ♬ My girl will think I have no faults ♬ ♬ That I ' m a major find ♬ ♬ Uh , how ' bout a girl who ' s got a brain ♬ ♬ Who always speaks her mind ♬ - Nah ! ♬ My manly ways and turn of phrase ♬ ♬ Are sure to thrill her ♬ ♬ He thinks he ' s such a lady killer ♬ ♬ I ' ve a girl back home who ' s unlike any other ♬ ♬ Yeah , the only girl who ' d love him is his mother ♬ ♬ But when we come home in victory ♬ ♬ They ' ll line up at the door ♬ ♬ What do we want ♬ ♬ A girl worth fighting for ♬ ♬ Wish that I had ♬ -♬ A girl worth fighting for ♬ ♬ A girl worth fighting -♬♬ Shang : Search for survivors . I don ' t understand . My father should ' ve been here . Counsel : Captain ! Chien - Po : The General . Mulan : I ' m sorry . Shang : The Huns are moving quickly . We ' ll make better time to the Imperial City through the Tung Shao Pass . We ' re the only hope for the Emperor now . Move out ! Shang : What happened ? Mulan : Um - Shang : You just gave away our position ! Now we ' re - Shang : Get out of range ! Soldier : Aah ! Shang : Save the cannons ! Come on ! Empty it ! Empty it ! Mushu : Hey ! Oh , sure . Save the horse . Shang : Fire ! Fire ! Hold the last cannon . Shang : Prepare to fight . If we die , we die with honor . Yao , aim the cannon at Shan - Yu . Yao : Hey ! Shang : Ping ! Come back ! Ping ! Stop ! Mushu : All right . You might want to light that right about now . Quickly . Quickly ! Yao : Come on ! We gotta help ! Mushu : You missed ! How could you miss ? It was three feet in front of you ! All : Whoa - ho - ho ! Mushu : Mulan ! Mulan ! Mulan ? No . Mulan ! Man , you are one lucky bug . Mulan : Shang ! Chien - Po : Do you see them ? Yao : Yes . Perfect . Now we ' ll pull them to safe - ty . Mushu : Hey , Mulan ! I found the lucky cricket ! Mulan : We need help . Mushu : Ooh , nice . Very nice . You can sit by me . Aah ! We ' re gonna die ! We ' re gonna die ! We are definitely gonna die . No way we survive this . Death is coming ! Yao : I let them slip through my fingers . Aah ! Soldier : Pull ! Whoa ! Huh ? Mushu : I knew we could do it . You the man ! Well , sort of . Ling : Step back , guys . Give him some air . Shang : Ping ? You are the craziest man I ' ve ever met . And for that , I owe you my life . From now on , you have my trust . Ling : Let ' s hear it for Ping ! The bravest of us all ! Yao : You ' re king of the mountain ! All : Yes , yes , yes ! Shang : Ping ! What ' s wrong ? He ' s wounded ! Get help ! Ping , hold on . Hold on . Mulan : I can explain . Counsel : So it ' s true ! Mulan : Shang ! Counsel : I knew there was something wrong with you . A woman . Treacherous snake ! Mulan : My name is Mulan . I did it to save my father . Counsel : High treason ! Mulan : I didn ' t mean for it to go this far . Counsel : Ultimate dishonor ! Mulan : It was the only way . Please believe me . Counsel : Captain ? Restrain him ! All : No ! Counsel : You know the law . Shang : A life for a life . My debt is repaid . Move out ! counsel : But you can ' t just ～ Shang : I said , " Move out . Mushu : I was this close . This close to impressin ' the ancestors , gettin ' the top shelf , an entourage . Man . All my fine work . Pfft . Hi . Mulan : I should never have left home . Mushu : Hey , come on . You went to save your father ' s life . Who knew you ' d end up shamin ' him and disgracing your ancestors . .. and losin ' all your friends ? You know , you just gotta - You gotta learn to let these things go . Mulan : Maybe I didn ' t go for my father . Maybe what I really wanted was to prove I could do things right . .. so when I looked in the mirror , I ' d see someone worthwhile . But I was wrong . I see nothing . Mushu : Now , that ' s just ' cause this needs a little spit , that ' s all . Let me shine this up for ya . I can see you . Look at you . You look so pretty . The truth is , we ' re both frauds . Your ancestors never sent me . They don ' t even like me . I mean , you risked your life to help people you love . I risked your life to help myself . At least you had good intentions . What ? What do you mean , " You ' re not lucky "? You lied to me ? And what are you , a sheep ? Mulan : I ' ll have to face my father sooner or later . Let ' s go home . Mushu : Yeah . This ain ' t gonna be pretty . But don ' t you worry , okay ? Things will work out . We started this thing together , and that ' s how we ' ll finish it . I promise . Mushu : Uh , home is that way . Mulan : I have to do something . Mushu : Did you see those Huns ? They popped out of the snow . .. like daisies ! Mulan : Are we in this together or not ? Mushu : Well , let ' s go kick some Hunny buns ! Yee - haw ! Man : Make way for the heroes of China . Mulan : Shang ! Shang : Mulan ? Mulan : The Huns are alive ! They ' re in the city ! Shang : You don ' t belong here , Mulan . Go home . Mulan : Shang , I saw them in the mountains . You have to believe me . Shang : Why should I ? Mulan : Why else would I come back ? You said you ' d trust Ping . Why is Mulan any different ? Keep your eyes open . I know they ' re here . Yah ! Mulan : Now , where are you going ? Mushu : To find someone who will believe me . King : My children , heaven smiles down . .. upon the Middle Kingdom . China will sleep safely tonight . .. thanks to our brave warriors . Mulan : Sir , the Emperor ' s in danger . But the Huns are here . Please , you have to help . No one will listen . Mushu : Huh ? Oh , I ' m sorry . Did you say something ? Mulan : Mushu . Mushu : Hey , you ' re a girl again , remember ? Shang : Your Majesty , I present to you the sword of Shan - Yu . King : I know what this means to you , Captain Li . Your father would have been very proud . Shang : No ! Yao : Come on ! Mulan : They ' ll never reach the Emperor in time . Hey , guys ! I ' ve got an idea . ♬ Be a man ♬ ♬ We must be swift as a coursing river ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ ♬ With all the force of a great typhoon ♬ ♬ Be a man ♬ ♬ With all the strength of a raging fire ♬ ♬ Mysterious as the dark side of the moon ♬ Shan - Yu : Boo . Guard the door . Your walls and armies have fallen , and now it ' s your turn . Bow to me . Mulan : Okay . Any questions ? Mushu : Does this dress make me look fat ? Yao : Ow ! Enemy 1 : Who ' s there ? Enemy 2 : Concubines . - Ugly concubines . Ling : Oh , he ' s so cute ! Shang : Ohh . Mushu : Now , that ' s what I call Mongolian barbecue . Mulan : Shang , go ! Shan - Yu : I tire of your arrogance , old man . Bow to me ! King : No matter how the wind howls , the mountain cannot bow to it . Shan - Yu : Then you will kneel in pieces ! Mulan : Chien - Po , get the Emperor ! Chien - Po : Sorry , Your Majesty . Shan - yu : No ! Yao : Come on ! Shan - Yu : No . You ! You took away my victory ! Mulan : No ! I did . Shan - Yu : The soldier from the mountains . Mushu : So what ' s the plan ? Mulan : Um Mushu : You don ' t have a plan ? Mulan : Hey , I ' m making this up as I . .. go . Mushu ! Mushu : Way ahead of you , sister . Come on , Cri - Kee . Mushu : Citizens , I need firepower . Citizen : Who are you ? Mushu : Your worst nightmare . People : on the roof ! Look ! Shan - Yu : It looks like you ' re out of ideas . Mulan : Not quite . Ready , Mushu ? Mushu : I am ready , baby ! Light me . Shan - Yu : Huh ? Mulan : Get off the roof , get off the roof , get off the roof . Mushu : You are a lucky bug . Counsel : That was a deliberate attempt on my life ! Where is she ? Now she ' s done it . What a mess ! Stand aside ! That creature ' s not worth protecting . Shang : She ' s a hero . Counsel : ' Tis a woman . She ' ll never be worth anything . Shang : Listen , you pompous ～ King : That is enough . Shang : Your Majesty , I can explain . King : I ' ve heard a great deal about you , Fa Mulan . You stole your father ' s armor , ran away from home , impersonated a soldier , deceived your commanding officer , dishonored the Chinese Army , destroyed my palace . .. and . .. you have saved us all . Counsel : Ah ! Ooh ! Mushu : My little baby is all grown up and - and savin ' China . You have a tissue ? King : Chi Fu ? Counsel : Your Excellency ? King : See to it that this woman is made a member of my council . Counsel : Member ? What ? But . .. there are no council positions open , Your Majesty . King : Very well . You can have his job . Counsel : What ? I - Oh . Mulan : With all due respect , Your Excellency , I think I ' ve been away from home long enough . King : Then . .. take this , so your family will know what you have done for me . And this , so the world will know what you have done for China . Yao : Is she allowed to do that ? Shang : Um . .. you - you fight good . Mulan : Ohh . Thank you . Khan , let ' s go home . King : The flower that blooms in adversity . .. is the most rare and beautiful of all . Shang : Sir ? King : You don ' t meet a girl like that every dynasty . Father : Mulan ! Mulan : Father , I brought you the sword of Shan - Yu . And the crest of the Emperor . They ' re gifts to honor the Fa family . Father : The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter . I ' ve missed you so . Mulan : I ' ve missed you too , Baba . Grandma : Great . She brings home a sword . If you ask me , she should ' ve brought home a man . Shang : Excuse me . Does Fa Mulan live here ? Thank you . Grandma : Whoo ! Sign me up for the next war . Shang : Honorable Fa Zhou , I - Mulan ! Uh . .. you forgot your helmet . W - Well , actually , it ' s your helmet , isn ' t it ? I mean ～ Mulan : Would you like to stay for dinner ? Grandma : Would you like to stay forever ? Shang : Dinner would be great . Mushu : Come on . Who did a good job ? Come on . Tell me . Who did a good job ? Ancestor : Oh , all right ! You can be a guardian again . Mushu : Aah - ha ! Hoo - hoo - hoo - hoo ! Take it , Cri - Kee ! Ances 1 : You know , she gets it from my side of the family . Ances 2 : Call out for egg rolls ! Ancestor : Guardians . Mushu : Oh . Mulan : Thanks , Mushu . Ancestor : Mushu ! ♬ Whenever you feel your world is crashin ' down on you ♬ ♬ Whenever you feel your world is crashin ' down on you ♬ ♬ Whenever you don ' t know where to turn or what to do ♬ ♬ Don ' t look too far ♬ ♬ You ' ve got the guide ♬ ♬ To find your way ♬ ♬ Let your heart decide ♬ ♬ Be true to your heart You must be true to your heart ♬ ♬ That ' s when the heavens will part ♬ ♬ And show the world what you believe in ♬ ♬ Open your eyes Your heart can tell you no lies ♬ ♬ And when you ' re true to your heart ♬ ♬ Then you ' ve got all you need to make it through ♬ ♬ Be true to your heart ♬ ♬ Ah , someone you know is on your side ♬ ♬ Can set you free ♬ ♬ I can do that for you if you believe in me ♬ ♬ Why second guess ♬ ♬ What feels so right ♬ ♬ Just trust your heart ♬ ♬ And you ' ll see the light ♬ ♬ Be true to your heart You must be true to your heart ♬ ♬ That ' s when the heavens will part ♬ ♬ And show the world what you believe in ♬ ♬ Open your eyes Your heart can tell you no lies ♬ ♬ And when you ' re true to your heart ♬ ♬ Then you ' ve got all you need to make it through ♬ ♬ You know it ' s true ♬ ♬ It ' ll see you through Yeah , yeah , yeah ♬ ♬ You ' ve got to be true ♬ -♬ Baby ♬ ♬ Be true to your heart ♬ ♬ Be true to your heart You must be true to your heart ♬ ♬ That ' s when the heavens will part ♬ ♬ And show the world what you believe in ♬ ♬ Open your eyes Your heart will tell you no lies ♬ ♬ And when you ' re true to your heart ♬ ♬ Then you ' ve got all you need to make it through ♬ ♬ Be true ♬ ♬ To your heart ♬ ♬ When things are gettin ' crazy ♬ ♬ And you don ' t know where to start ♬ ♬ Keep on believin ', baby ♬ ♬ Just be true to your heart ♬ ♬ When all the world around you ♬ -♬ Yeah ♬ ♬ It seems to fall apart ♬ ♬ Keep on believin ', baby ♬ ♬ Just be true to your heart ♬ -♬ True to your heart ♬ ♬ Just be true ♬ -♬♬ ♬ To your heart ♬ ♬ Got to be true ♬ ♬ Be true True , true , true , true ♬ ♬ To your heart ♬ ♬ Look at me ♬ ♬ You may think you see who I really am ♬ ♬ But you ' ll never know me ♬ ♬ Every day ♬ ♬ It ' s as if I play a part ♬ ♬ Now I see ♬ ♬ If I wear a mask I can fool the world ♬ ♬ But I cannot fool my heart ♬ ♬ Who is that girl I see ♬ ♬ Staring straight back at me ♬ ♬ When will my reflection show ♬ ♬ Who I am inside ♬ ♬ I am now ♬ ♬ In a world where I have to hide my heart ♬ ♬ And what I believe in ♬ ♬ But somehow ♬ ♬ I will show the world ♬ ♬ What ' s inside my heart ♬ ♬ And be loved for who I am ♬ ♬ Who is that girl I see ♬ ♬ Staring straight back at me ♬ ♬ Why is my reflection ♬ ♬ Someone I don ' t know ♬ ♬ Must I pretend that I ' m ♬ ♬ Someone else for all time ♬ ♬ When will my reflection show ♬ ♬ Who I am ♬ ♬ Inside , there ' s a heart ♬ ♬ That must be free ♬ ♬ To fly ♬ ♬ And I burn ♬ ♬ With a need to know ♬ ♬ The reason why ♬ ♬ Why must we all conceal ♬ ♬ What we think How we feel ♬ ♬ Must there be a secret me ♬ ♬ I ' m forced to hide ♬ ♬ I won ' t pretend that I ' m ♬ ♬ Someone else for all time ♬ ♬ When will my reflection show ♬ ♬ Who I am inside ♬ ♬ When will my reflection show ♬ ♬ Who I am inside ♬ ♬ Oh , hey , yeah ♬♬