Yeah . I consider women to be beautiful naturally , with no enhancements necessary to be so . I must be threatened by it . I must be insecure . I must have a problem of some sort . You see beauty without enhancements , you ' re not a high value man . How dare anybody love someone for who they are . I ' m cool with my lowvalue opinion . That ' s kind of the opposite of an insecurity , unlike slapping a label on a total stranger based on one of their opinions . Bravo . <| sep |> Not sure , but I ' m pretty sure all the kids from the Midwest and the south would team up to pound on the city slickers <| sep |> Wtf are you talking about go kill your self . Freaking Brit . <| sep |> There ' s an incredibly complex timeline , with a few plot holes . OOT is probably a great place to start and get you into the series , and it ' s also one of the best . A Link to the Past was a great game and I love it , but it has aged . It ' s a great classic Zelda game , but I know some people will try it and decide they hate Zelda because of it and never try another game . If you want to start with a 2 D zelda , The Minish Cap was a GBA game that was very similar to A Link to the Past , but it ' s newer with better graphics and has much more ingame story to follow . Of the 2 D Zelda games , The Minish Cap was my favorite . Of the 3 D , it ' s a tie between OOT and Majoras Mask . OOT has the best dungeons IMO , and MM has the best atmosphere , game mechanics , plot , artwork , and overall feel . Personally I don ' t like Wind Waker , I find it tedious and extremely linear , but I also haven ' t finished the game and it ' s an unpopular opinion . I don ' t think any Zelda fan would ever argue against recommending Ocarina of Time though . Sorry if my thoughts are all over the place , I ' m basically a slug after eating all that food today .