I honestly think that we wouldn ' t be winning anymore if we didn ' t hire Kiffin . Our offense was too archaic . We were winning on raw talent . <| sep |> Who ' s giving you a cheap Walgreens drug test ? I ' m gonna assume someone who doesn ' t know how to spot diluted urine anyway . So dilution is the easiest and cheapest way . Drink a shit ton of water starting about 12 hours before . This will turn you piss clear though . Most labs would catch the attempt to dilute . This is where you drink a monster or another energy drink with a bunch of B vitamins to color it yellow again . Another tip is to sample from the middle of your stream . Piss for a few seconds , collect , continue pissing . I don ' t remember the science behind it but there are less metabolites in urine that way .