I ' ve heard of the big toilet paper debate . I guess it started in a letter to Dear Abby . Then a toilet paper company had a big consumer poll to see what the consumers thought . The whole thing is about whether it ' s better to have the toilet paper so that it hangs from the top of the roll dispenser or from the back . I decided to try it both ways to see . Well , it turns out that both ways of doing it are incredibly disgusting and nasty . Take my advice Just flush it and be done with it ! I guess if I had to pick one going over the top of the roll would be a little less awful because you don ' t get as much shit on the wall , but why do you want to hang up your filthy used toilet paper anyway ? Who is that going to impress ? You don ' t need friends like that !