You definitely sound like an asshole . <| sep |> The LEGO games are always my goto coop game for getting your nongamer boygirlfriend to play with you , especially if they like one of the franchises Star Wars , Batman , Harry Potter , Indiana Jones , LotR , etc . They are silly and fun and pretty well made . You can get them for pretty cheap in the steam sales . For instance , like 10 of them are on steam right now for $ 5 . This is your best bet imo . That is $ 10 for the two of you . Well worth it . also , i assume you mean local coop . if not , some of the LEGO games may not support online coop so do your homeworkBut since you asked for free to play , here ya go Creativerse Unturned Team Fortress 2 Smite Brawlhalla Evolve