So you think the potential cuts and job losses from an EU army are more significant than the almost certain cuts and job losses we ' re going to have if we leave the EU ? <| sep |> Sexlose Frauenhasser , die Vergewaltigung im Grunde ganz OK finden . Das war auch mein Punkt . <| sep |> Nothing started off Stan ' s day better than Joey screaming Drainex ! Better and fresher with an ALLNEW rose mahogany compound scent ! Never before has cleaningJoey , shut up for once . I get it , I ' ll feed you , Stan said as he rubbed his sleepy eyes and got out of bed . He walked to the kitchen of his small studio apartment , all the while the Angoran tabby kept yelling about the latest r o semahoganycompoundscented caustic cleaner . Stan cursed the monopolized chip in Joey ' s spinal cord . The fortune that it had cost to ensure that Joey would live forever was not only evident in Stan ' s savings account , but in Stan ' s mind that it was selfish of him to deny Joey death . It had come at the cost of eternal torment for either cat food or cleaning fluid . But Joey was Joey . Joey was a cat with aboveaverage intelligence , but his lifespan wasn ' t the only thing that was extended . Joey . Joey . Come here to papa , Stan cooed at the cat . Instead of meowing , Joey let out a series of digitized meowing sounds . MeowMunch ! Purrfect for your pet , with extraThe morning was the worst part of the day for Stan . For Joey was hungry , and he let his concerns be known to Stan very quickly . As Stan scratched behind Joey ' s ear , the angoran tabby changed his MeowMunch tirade into a soft purring . Oh ! What a mess ! Help us , Seor Lavador ! Why , it ' s the one and ONLY Seor Lavador , with his Joey ' s purring softly broke the silence of morning . Stan stopped , and walked over to the pantry . He took out the MeowMunch bag and poured a handful into Joey ' s bowl , all the while Joey softly purred about Seor Lavador ' s preternatural cleaning capabilities . # JoeyStrange sounds emanated from his throat , but he didn ' t care . So long as he got his food , he was okay . But he felt strange . He felt long . Old . But he was as robust and powerful as the day he was given a painful sting in the back . Sometimes it itched , but when he tried to scratch his back , it was gone . So this bothersome thing was a bare irritant of little issue . This creature that fed him was strange . Had different fur every day , and went somewhere for some time . It changed it ' s fur once more and left the world once more . He tried to say something that wasn ' t of his own voice when the creature was gone . Something that wasn ' t of the strange replacement for his voice . Something that the creature was called by other creatures when they met . He looked in the thing that made other things there but he couldn ' t touch those things . Instantly , a creature like him appeared . Where he looked at the creature , the creature looked back at the same spot on him . When he swatted at this stranger , their paws met . Separated by something invisible . Something strange . And thus , he slowly , over days , came to a realization . He had all the time in the world to figure out who this was . It was him . It only made sense that this stranger was him , but different . It looked opposite to him . It felt different . There was no warmth . Only cold coming from this doppelgnger . # Saaa , Joey hissed in his effort while looking at himself in the mirror . Joey was a cat . He could only hiss and scream and meow , and his chip let out advertisements for candy bars and cars and other things . # JoeySaaayiy , he hissed at himself . It was close . Perhaps the furchanging creature would like his efforts . The sounds he made were strange , but the creature recognized them to have meaning . So he would have to make such sounds to the creature . He needed to voice his major concern . A tragedy in the long term , something that he could not allow . His only hope , his only effort that he could make to make sure that the creature understood him and his concern . His concern was that there was not enough food in his bowl .