Being lost is just another way to say that you have time to calm the fuck down . <| sep |> Not 100 % sure if this was just a ' smash cake ', but yeah , it is terribly big for it to be one . Not the first time I ' ve seen this happen , either . In other situations where I ' ve seen this , parents would downplay the event and say shit like ' it ' s just one side of the cake , we ' ll cut from the other '.<| sep |> Took 30 mins to find a 6 th after you and then had another leave to go to bed . It ' s cool tho , avoid coming to terms with the fact you have the aim of a child with no thumbs . Good luck guy . <| sep |> If this doesn ' t become a running joke in this sub I ' m done lol <| sep |> Or you could view it as old people trying to find the best ways for young people to survive wars , which have been going on for thousands of years and will likely continue as long as human beings exist ?