wouldn ' t be the 1 st one tile account we ' ve seen . <| sep |> Btw , my first comments is ' lol '. I mean , that comment contributes literally nothing to anything . It ' s not even a memestyle comment . <| sep |> This , this one night , two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night . And they said they had a surprise for me . So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother , Dan , with Alice , Alice Jardine . I mean , picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down . And . and Dan ' s got his shirt off and he ' s working on this bra and he ' s tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out , Danny you ' re a young man , don ' t do it ! And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she ' s still got this shirt over her head . She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out . So now Danny ' s just so mad at us . He , he starts coming after us , but . but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious . He ' s gotta wa . , wake her up . So he grabs her by a leg and he ' s drag , dragging her . At the same time he picks up a shovel . And he ' s going after Shawn , and Shawn ' s saying , What are you trying to hit me for ? I just did you a favor ! And so this makes Dan more angry . He tries to swing this thing , he looses the shovel , goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern the thing explodes , the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing . That was it . That was the last , that was , Dan went off to basic the next day . That was the last night the four of us were together . That was two years ago .