Unfortunately I think Benny the Bull ' s days as a top mascot in sports are numbered . I knew the guy who had been Benny the Bull for years retired , but after going to a game this year I realized just how much that guy brought to the character . This new Benny can ' t dance for shit , barely gets around the stadium unless it ' s for some this section wins a pizza thing , doesn ' t throw popcorn or spray silly string on rich people in the 100 level . He ' s just . blah . He was even terrible at the trampoline dunking , literally jumped once , missed , and then sat there tossing the ball up to the rest of the guys . <| sep |> I always make sure no one is looking when I tuck my dick up into my waistband because NRBs suck .