17 , if you join the army national guard <| sep |> Member when a kodak moment used to be a good thing ? <| sep |> We want BAMA ! !!!<| sep |> And the stickers are clocks that count down to when Oreo puts even more stickers on <| sep |> Agreed ! Most times I come within inches of getting the ball on my spikes . Or even worse when you do get the ball in front of your own goal and the opposing team plungers you into the goal . <| sep |> Because I really don ' t know where to start . I ' ve spent the majority of my life being told that I ' m fat , ugly , uninteresting , and that ' no one will want you ' so I never tried . Then I turned 24 and I had a ' fuck this ' moment and just went hardcore into self improvement . I lost 60 lbs , went back to school , traveled the country , came out of the closet , and landed a damn good job . I ' m a completely different person now and I ' ve had people show interest in me . But in the 5 years of bettering myself I never learned how to date or maintain a relationship . Add that to the fact that I have never been good at reading social cues or facial expressions that to the point where I ' m starting to think I have mild autism I can ' t even tell if you ' re interested in me , unless you straight up tell me .