. I mean you could just take it to get repaired . <| sep |> Instead of trying to dictate your story to you , let me just try and explain some of the physics behind it . SCPXXXX is essentially a Safe object in stages I and II as long as it is kept away from computer systems and macroscale circles , which is relatively easy just use neither in it ' s containment . Stage III is a bit trickier We have to isolate SCPXXXX from all matter and electromagnetic fields and charged particles , including ones from it ' s own containment . External EM and radiation sources can be excluded via a combination of extreme depth and Faraday cages , plus an large amount 16 inches of lead or 40 inches of steel , for example of isotopically pure dense material . We also need to keep it from touching the walls of its container , which requires some form of anomalous antigravity or vacuum energy effect . Stage IV is almost impossible to deal with . If it was brief enough , we could simply put it in freefall , but anything longer than a few minutes probably requires anomalous containment . Stage V can ' t be prevented , because there is no known way of isolating SCPXXXX from spacetime , but we can mitigate it by keeping it away from the walls of its container . Since it lasts only a fraction of a second , this is pretty easy just turn off the entire containment system . By the time SCPXXXX hits the ground , it will be in stage I again and containment with resume normally .