Only if it has boobs . <| sep |> I think you ' re going to find that was a relatively positive reception compared to where this one is going to end up . <| sep |> sounds like a fun ride <| sep |> I love myself . I ' ve been down on me at times , but mostly I think I do OK at being a human . There ' s been times I was lonely , though . And I ' m a person who really enjoys his alone time . My penchant for wanting to be by myself drives people away , though . I often seem aloof or like I don ' t care . So when a time comes where I really just want to spend time with friends . nope . The only people reliably semi consistently available tend to be fuck buddies . But that ' s more of a get drunk , talk , fuck , leave type of thing . I ' ve spent a lot of holidays alone job often makes it difficult to travel to be with family around this time of year , and . it ' s not fun . A bottle of whiskey and Scrubs . it ' s not the same . Not everyone is like that obviously . But I ' ve been that guy and it ' s a dull sort of ache .