Yeah , but tbf the pizza thing is possible . Don ' t really have to suspend your disbelief for that one . The others , though , I don ' t think are plausible at all . <| sep |> I am a professional pet portraitist . <| sep |> That title sucks . It should be called Glass Ass . <| sep |> It could still be that , just emblazoned on a pull chain . That was my first thought too . <| sep |> She watches and quickly catches on <| sep |> What makes dignitas a one trick pony <| sep |> I was getting wrecked playing Overwatch today , and then realized this was probably why <| sep |> LOL 15 different colors of sauce <| sep |> Because calling someone white is not the same in the eyes of the law as beating him BECAUSE he is white . It ' s a fine distinction , and it sounds absurd to some , but I ' m guessing the precedent requires more proof of intent to harm because of the victim ' s protected class . Not saying that wasn ' t present here , but I don ' t think these particular words are proof enough .