This is what heaven looks like <| sep |> Vouchers take money out of already struggling public schools . People who are able to afford private schools will send their children there , people who can ' t afford private school will send their children to financially devastated schools . Vouchers really only help the upper middle class who were on the cusp of affording private schools . Everyone else is fucked . <| sep |> Get an opaque water bottle and fill it with your cider , or other drink of choice . I suggest tequila with grapefruit soda . Boom , problem solved . Sorry mama , my son went through the 18 month sleep regression a little early , and started the tantrums at about 19 months , but they have largely eased up now at 21 months . Good luck out there .