This made me laugh out loud . Have an upvote . <| sep |> Llavante Los manos ! <| sep |> Another angle to this scam is saying that they are away working a foreign mission for a church . This makes them seem like they are more trustworthy because they are doing the lords work . This doesn ' t work if you are an atheist and see that as a negative not a positive . <| sep |> Does every argument about abortion have to be about the fetus whether or not it ' s a person ? Yes , I think so . That ' s the crux of it all . <| sep |> Was going to post this lol <| sep |> 2 lines here . Mind blown <| sep |> Oh so more along the lines ofDumbledore Harry , I am entrusting you with this Orb of Magicness . It is extremely rare and powerful . Only a few in history have been able to wield its power safely , and you have been shown to have this ability . Harry Oh , cool . turns around Here Hermione . Why don ' t you go play with this for a while . Grab Luna and Ernie Macmillon too while you ' re at it . They ' ll probably get a kick out of it . Edit I now want someone to write a story called Harry Potter and the Orb of Magicness