The idea is to get you past it . Your mind is already on it . What makes you feel good about yourself ? Small thing big things there must be something . <| sep |> Hello this is not the number you were trying to call ! You ' ve reached the rejection hotline , sponsored by rejectionhotline . com ! So why were you given the rejection hotline number ? Maybe you ' re not this person ' s type . Note this could mean , boring , dumb , annoying , or just a general weirdo . Maybe you suffer from bad breath , body odor or a nasty combination of the two ! Maybe you just give off that creepy over bearing psycho stalker vibe and the idea of going out with you seems as appealing as playing leap frog with unicorns ! Regardless of the reason , please take the hint . Accept the fact that you ' ve been rejected , and then do you best to forget about the person that gave you this number , because trust us , they ' ve already forgotten about you It ' s been years but that ' s still ingrained in my mind . Probably not 100 % accurate