Because drinking is easy , working out is hard , and as a straight man , I ' m pretty sure the vast majority of people watching me would be other dudes . Which wouldn ' t bother me , but wouldn ' t turn me on eithrr , and probably wouldn ' t be worth the money , especially since my dick is nothing to write home about . <| sep |> Oh damn . I didn ' t ' think anyone read my ramblings on here . You win . I ' m handsome <| sep |> Put the lotion in the basket <| sep |> Vodka and OJ , because I ghot sick of vodka and apple juice <| sep |> Most cultures that have octopuses in the region and live on the coast ? See Iberian cultures and East Asian cultures for examples ? <| sep |> They should sell hash and call it Bubbles Gum . <| sep |> Crazy how in the last 4 years , we ' ve only won 5 SEC west games not involving Arkansas .