Lol . Says the guy who has it marked down in a spreadsheet when ever someone talks shit about his favorite football team . <| sep |> icing your won kicker <| sep |> I mean , assuming they have the strength to rub one out at the end of a long working day as a sexy plumbercophandyman . <| sep |> Too bad everyone ripped webms of it because it was so great <| sep |> You know that little meme about how the can was invented 48 years before the can opener ? Well in those 48 years this is what people used to use . If you ' ve ever tried a military MRE ration you ' ll get these sort of can openers too . <| sep |> Airtight , so it ' s not a tyranny either way . I just fail to see how it ' s a preferable system . Like , hell , the last time the electoral vote didn ' t match the popular vote , look where got us .