Indeed , I saw that too . Have updated the lines . Johnson confirmed for 6 th start in 7 games ! <| sep |> Fucking self checkouts . They are put there for people like me , in a hurry , not getting paid to be at a fucking store . You better show some god damn hustle at these fucking things . If you don ' t know how a register works get your ass in a normal line . I look like neo dodging bullets I ' m swiping items so fast . My card is swiped before that recorded bitch voice can finish her sentence , my shit is bagged and in the basket before that slow ass printer has my receipt . If you can ' t handle this standard , self checkout was not made for you . <| sep |> Don ' t tease me baby . kisses <| sep |> When I was a kid , I thought that hyperbole was pronounced hyper bowl , like some kind of awesome sports event .