UhhhWhat country is that ? <| sep |> An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says , I hate to ruin your day , but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing fortyfive years of misery is enough . Pop , what are you talking about ? the son screams . We can ' t stand the sight of each other any longer , the old man says . We ' re sick of each other , and I ' m sick of talking about this , so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her , and he hangs up . Frantic , the son calls his sister , who explodes on the phone . They ' re not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it , she shouts , I ' ll take care of this . She calls Phoenix immediately , and screams at the old man , You are NOT getting divorced . Don ' t do a single thing until I get there . I ' m calling my brother back , and we ' ll both be there tomorrow . Until then , don ' t do a thing , DO YOU HEAR ME ? and hangs up . The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says , Okay , they ' re coming for Thanksgiving . now what do we tell them for Christmas ? That we give him olliolli 2 gift . olliolli 2 ty