In short , no . They gave me a field sobriety test . I told them I was walking my ass 3 miles to the store because I knew I couldn ' t drive . They ran my license and because I was cooperative they just said I should wear reflective stuff and I can ' t be hitchhiking on those roads . which I wasn ' t expecting anyone to pick me up but I was putting my thumb out . I mean , I was kind of being a drunken idiot . But I wasn ' t doing anything illegal except walking down rural roads inebriated . and the hitchhiking part . and the drunk in public part . and the jaywalking part that I did right in front of them after the fact . It ' s a rural road but I ' ve had previous problems with drivers while I ' ve been walking . It pisses me off that some dipshit speeding down the road is going to call the cops on some drunk guy walking in the ditch . The other time I was walking on a snowy day and basically skatingsliding in the left lane down a hill . I could see no cars were coming in the left lane . Some guy rolled down his window and yelled at mewhat I don ' t know , but it included the word asshole . I got mad and doubleflipped him off and he slammed on his brakes , almost skid off the road , then I think he pulled a gun from his glovebox . Then he yelled at me some more and drove off . I said nothing . People are fucking fucks .