As an Australian , I can ' t take their manufacturer name seriously , <| sep |> He scored my second favourite FA Cup final goal against West Ham . Good luck to him . It ' s already been posted but you can ' t have too much of a good thing . <| sep |> Actually , they do have the Bort ones normally . One of my best friends owns one . One of the higher comment chains has photos of the store with the Bort hook filled . <| sep |> Depends on how many of the boys like oranges <| sep |> Yeah , I ' m not sure I ever will , but thanks for the advice man <| sep |> Now awards the title get a job <| sep |> The van was also unaware of the laws of physics . <| sep |> if my dick was long enough I probably would <| sep |> I routinely drive 300 miles rather than take a flight for work I ' m talking 12 xmo . Even if you assume it all goes perfectly at the airport , I win by making the 4 . 5 5 hour drive vs . the 45 min flight . Flight 1 hr drive to airport allowing for time to find a parking spot in supercrowded garage allow 1 hr for security . Actual flight time 45 min . 30 min minimum to get to rental car location via shuttle bus drive off with rental car , 3060 min to hotel near where I need to be . BEST case , it takes me 3 hrs 45 min to fly vs . 4 . 5 5 hrs to drive . but when you add in the flexibility of scheduling when you have your car with you , I will always drive . Meeting got over 30 min early , great , I get home 30 min early since I ' m driving . And yes , no assholes at the airport , no being squished into a tiny seat , no concern over getting on board soon enough to get overhead space for my bag , etc . I can bring whatever snack I want , play whatever music I want , talk out loud to figure out a problem , you name it .