In one of my first years of teaching , before I even became a legit teacher , I was a supervisor don ' t know the english term for it in a middleschool , in charge of the 5 th and 6 th grade building . The amount of crazy stuff that happened everyday was enough to write a book . I had this one time two kids walked in both asking to report the other to the school council because one of them had eaten part of the other ' s arrow as in , an actual arrow they use for the archery club . The kid actually ate the fleching and part of the wood of the arrow . I was so flabbergasted that it took me five minutes to process the thought and call the emergency immediately . EDIT What I mean is that this type of thing reminds me of that . Forgot to link both thoughts together .