Why is it a shame that a multimillionaire footballer had to contend with only winning nine major trophies including the Champions League and countless individual honours ? I feel sorry for the 99 % of footballers who never turned professional or the 99 % of professionals who won fuck all , not the superrich success stories who didn ' t win absolutely everything . <| sep |> It ' s frustrating because I would love to have other games competing in that particular niche , but they all devolve into satirizing the genre instead of actually embracing it . Tongueincheek Zeldaesque titles are a dime a dozen , but there are hardly any that take themselves seriously the only ones I can think of off the top of my head are Darksiders and Okami . I wonder if Zelda as a franchise has had such an impact on the industry that developers feel like the only way they can approach the formula is through parody ?