Smokehouse Tavern . The burger is only served after 9 pm . Bring extra panties . Also try their burnt ends , fries , and Brussels sprouts . <| sep |> Thats . not tears . Thats called ' crocodile tears ' Easy to spot . Especially when a woman is playing the ' distress ' card . Watch for yourself . Watch any detectivecops type tv show and listen for the forced pitch increase in the voice as if shes trying to will out the tears . If theyre REALLY trying to get the point across its usually followed by excessive eye poking through a strategically placed tissue in a really shitty attempt to get the eyes watering Still fails , you wont get enough to make ' tears ', and hand fanning to draw attention to the totally distressed look theyre trying to give off . THE MOAR YOU KNOW !