My wife has hasn ' t let me go down on her in 25 years , even though it was fine with her before we got married . I love it , but that doesn ' t matter . We just don ' t have sex anymore . When you hear No long enough . your dick starts saying No , too . <| sep |> Double foul . Sounds like something I ' d come up with in middle school . <| sep |> Yeah , but the crust is more doughy and the cheese isn ' t as good . <| sep |> Is this the most negative to gold ratio ever ? # EDIT , HE HAS 45 GOLD NOW ! lol <| sep |> Please dont say I don ' t see a path to victory for him . so soon . The wound is still too fresh . <| sep |> I may be wrong , but wouldn ' t this only apply if you were jumping while running on a flat surface ? If you are running down a hill and jumping wouldn ' t it be faster ?