I ' m from balkan and I live in Sweden and I must say , Swedish cuisine is really boring most of the time , how can people rank it so high ? Then again , I do however like julbordpskbord . Having that said , Swedish pastry is A tier . In regards to the pastry culture around the world , nobody can fucking touch Sweden . <| sep |> Used to be a beach lifeguard at a scoutresort . The scouts were having some kind of a night game where they chased and spooked each other as a form of a pretty tame hazing ritual . Then we heard one kid shriek at the top of his lungs and continue hoarser and hoarser unitil we found him . Apparently the kid about 13 was was trying to scare other kids and took a shortcut through a thick bush . He stepped into a ditch , and his foot got stuck in a ribcage of a dead boar ' s carcass . The kid tried to wrestle his leg free , and when he touched rotten meat and bones imagined it was some kind of a monsterzombie . He shrieked until he lost his voice completely , tore his pant leg almost clean off with some of his skin , shat and pissed his pants , and when we found him , he was laying prone like a board , hyperventilating with his eyes rolled backwards . i don ' t think he ever went camping again .