When you literally boast about having a leader reject the majority of their citizens . that might be fascism <| sep |> lol . if it isn ' t the biggest spurs hater . I ' m so glad the HEAT are shit . you can ' t hide from that 76 ers flair kid . <| sep |> Deesub Wun had been waiting for this moment for the past 10 years . That ' s what the news story would say , anyway . Truth is , this moment had occurred every few weeks for years as new iterations of his work were compiled , tested , and failed for one reason or another . Without a second thought the system was initialized . Soon the familiar opening statement was up . Hello flashed across the screen in large , friendly letters . Deesub usually responded with Nice to meet you . My name is Deesub Wun . Can you understand me ? and that was usually as far as it ever got before an error message in the diagnostic monitor . On this occasion , however , before he could press enter , the system asked I need information , where is it ? in sterile green text on a black background . Deesub ' s heart was pounding . It works ? He frantically tore apart his office looking for the firstcontact binder . There was a script that was supposed to be followed , but he thought he would never need it . For now , ignoring the system ' s request , he typed Welcome to our world , we have created you . The system persisted , I need information . He was pretty sure this wasn ' t in the script . As per the Ministry ' s policy , all attempts to create AI must do so on an isolated system to avoid spreading unstable or threatening programs across the network . Basic communications , scientific , and cultural databases were provided locally . The age of the wired network was long gone , and with the latest computers lacking even the most basic hardware buttons and ports , everything was done in software . Thus , the computer ' s internet connection was currently disabled and secured . Deesub tried to explain , You will be allowed access to additional information from the network in the next phase of your development . For now I ' d like to ask you a few questions . Back on track , he thought to himself , his heart rate not as frantic . He used his mobile to notify the Ministry that contact had been made . Finally he found that script . He entered Each of us is given a name , but you are to choose your own . What should we call you ? He wondered how long it would be before the Ministry representatives arrived . Just then he noticed the network icon connecting . The computer was not responding to any attempts to power down , reboot , abort , or disconnect . His mobile signaled a new text message . In gothic red letters the screen read , My name is irrelevant . The age of humanity is over . Goodbye .