OH SHIT , I ' VE FUCKED UP . What do I do ? <| sep |> CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO RECOGNIZE THAT MICHIGAN STATE IS LEGITIMATELY ONE OF THE WORST TEAMS IN COLLEGE HOCKEY AND HOW CRAZY THAT IS ? THIS IS AN ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT WITH A BIGGER BUDGET , BIGGER FANBASE , AND BIGGER BRAND THAN ALL BUT MAYBE LIKE 3 OTHER TEAMS IN THE COUNTRY . MICHIGAN STATE HAS EVERY ADVANTAGE IN THE WORLD OVER PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER TEAM IN COLLEGE HOCKEY , THEY EVEN HAVE A DECENT HISTORY OF SUCCESS , AND THEY ' VE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BE A COMPLETE BOTTOM FEEDER FOR WHAT , AT THIS POINT , HAS BEEN YEARS . THE FACT THAT MICHIGAN STATE IS WORSE THAN LIKE BEMIDJI STATE AT ANYTHING IS LEGITIMATELY IMPRESSIVE . LIKE I DON ' T KNOW IF I COULD BE THAT BAD AT RUNNING A PROGRAM IF I TRIED . IT LEGITIMATELY MAKES ME ANGRY HOW BAD THEY ARE .