The song sounds different in the video . Like offbeat or someshit idk . <| sep |> someone downvoted the comment , that ' s when i posted . <| sep |> If you are chasing the ball from a direction that leaves you with the only option of clearing across your own goal , you have poor positioning skills . Or poor consequence assessment skills . Fine if you play 1 v 1 . Not fine in 2 v 2 or 3 v 3 . <| sep |> Chapter 37 . In one place we came upon a large company of naked natives , of both sexes and all ages , amusing themselves with the national pastime of surfbathing . Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea , taking a short board with him , then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board , and here he would come whizzing by like a bombshell ! It did not seem that a lightning express train could shoot along at a more hairlifting speed . I tried surfbathing once , subsequently , but made a failure of it . I got the board placed right , and at the right moment , too but missed the connection myself . The board struck the shore in three quarters of a second , without any cargo , and I struck the bottom about the same time , with a couple of barrels of B in me . None but natives ever master the art of surfbathing thoroughly .