Bro I don ' t have a car I ' m sorry I ' ll show you my bike tho <| sep |> Cheese pizza is a food , man . Nobody would use it to make it look like they ' re talking about something else . If they wanted to talk about kid sex , they would just say kid sex , so as not to be misunderstood . <| sep |> Never In my wildest dreams have I ever fantasized about an older female showing me the ropes especially not my mother , shuddersAnd this is coming from someone who fantasizes about my uncle but would never act on it <| sep |> There ' s always TV shows ? I ' ve secretly been dying to write a Parks Rec musical for months now <| sep |> Let that be a lesson to you all . Nobody beats the Lakers by 44 points ! <| sep |> Realize that there ' s no such thing , and grow up . Be a good person , if they like you they like you if they don ' t so be it . Ask em out , and if you ' re turned down , just go back to how it was before . Mature people don ' t let things like that impact their friendship . NOTE This might be slightly skewed thinking , cause I am very much , NOT the jealous type .