How is it not a bombshell ? Its definitely surprising , and worrisome . For context , I come from a highly dysfunctional family , so as I said there won ' t be many sources for help paying for funerary costs , save for myself . <| sep |> Liar , clearly this is edited . The clouds on the pamphlet does not match the clouds in the picture . edit word in match <| sep |> According to your sides narrative you ' re not supposed to exist though ? ??<| sep |> It ' s literally impossible to tell by what you ' ve posted . Could be 5 dollars or could need a whole new engine . <| sep |> I AM HAPPY AND CONTENT <| sep |> Unfortunately no . You ' re not a native English speaker . And it doesn ' t sound like you would be interested in unskilled labor . So you will need to get a degree a high level of Japanese fluency in order to get a decent job in Japan . So you ' re probably looking at 23 years of language school plus 4 years in a degree . You ' ll want to make sure that your degree will be good for getting an expat job so basically , education , engineering , IT , marketing , business , or acting . It would be better to do the language school in Japan , but get the degree in Europe . So going to a European university that has a study abroad program with Japan would be the best career move . But you could do the language school first , and then try to enroll in a Japanese university as an international student . That would get you in Japan right away , but you ' d need a lot of money to support yourself for 67 years of schooling . It would be a bad idea to put yourself in a situation where you have to work part time while studying in order to survive . Japanese universities aren ' t that great either , so if things with your girlfriend don ' t work out then you ' ll have to go back to Belgium with both a belowaverage degree and loads of debt .