When I was about 13 years old , a friend and I decided to set our pup tents up in a vacant clearing behind her house . At about 3 am we we both were startled awake by a loud , horrifying moaning noise . The noise was so loud and so close we were both scared shitless . Turns out a cow from a nearby farm had escaped its pasture and was angrily mooing outside our tent . <| sep |> Nope , I just have experience with these things . <| sep |> The dog , the dogThe dog is my heartThe cat , the cat , The cat is not good . I can Spanish ! <| sep |> As a bagger at Safeway I wholeheartedly agree with this <| sep |> That ' s why I said some . There ' s various types of dwarfism . So , some little people have high pitched voices . But honestly OP ' s story is still so confusing tldr called security on a homeless dwarf lol