Donald smiled , You want to be my VP , Mike ? Be in charge of foreign and domestic policy , while I focus on making America great again ? The orange man ' s eyes were dark , beady , like two small coals . Mike furrowed his brow , Sure , Donald but I have to ask , what ' s in it for you ? The prestige of it all , of course ! , Donald said , his turkey neck quivering in delight , And , having you owe me a favor . His words hung thickly in the air between them . Mike chuckled to break the tension , but it sounded nervous , even to him . And what favor would that be ? Donald extended his hand , his eyes glittering , Do we have a deal or not , Mike ? Mike hesitated . Donald was an entirely new beast but this wasn ' t Mike ' s first rodeo . Being de facto President would be worth it , he reassured himself . He could always find some way to get rid of this orange buffoon anyhow . Mike shook Donald ' s hand . We have a deal , Mr . Trump . Donald smiled widely , You ' ve made the right choice , Mike . He continued to shake Mike ' s hand , never breaking eye contact . Mike tried to pull his hand away , but Donald tightened his grip like a vice . Suddenly , Donald pulled Mike towards him with a strength that the grey haired man didn ' t think he could possibly possess . Mike was pulled off balance he grabbed Donald ' s shoulder to keep himself from falling into the man . His newfound partner breathed heavily , About that favor he whispered . Donald ' s mouth was at his ear , he licked his lips and Mike could almost feel his wet tongue moving over those parched lips . I want you on your knees