Yeah , Tom is really cool . He is a glass blower , but I don ' t know if he does custom orders . <| sep |> Punk was in a movie ? <| sep |> Nice vaginal mound bro . <| sep |> One way to help with this is to have a losers bracket . During the loser playoffs these guys try and not be last because there is something shameful for last place to do . We call this the Horse ' s Ass Bowl . It works . <| sep |> Haha i know im a bit late but i did this on my 2 nd solo trip as a rookie . Was between Christmas and New Years 1994 . Just started working my 1 st otr job for TRL out of Pittston PA . Got a load out of Moore Paper in Honesdale Pa going to Omaha . Trip went real good . Got into Iowa on the 30 th . Running across I hit my 1 st open scale . Never had been across a scale before so im rolling behind this other truck and he gets the red light . It turns green and he rolls behind the scale . I roll onto the scale , it turns red . I stop . It goes green and I ' m thinking . ok other drver went behind on green so guess thats what I ' m supposed to do . I roll behind the scale , park and take my paperwork inside . Scalemasters like WTF ? Why you come in here At this point I got ohshitohshitohshit ive made a big mistake running through my head . The other driver is looking at me and i think he knows whats goin on . He just smirks . I told the officer I was a new driver and hadnt been across an Iowa scale before . He gets this stern look and sayswell i didnt call you in but I see you got your paperwork and bills . I ' ll just look them over He spent a minute or 2 goin through the permit book and logs . He looks at me then the other driver and just started chuckling and said I ' d just made his day with my rookie mistake . Told the both of us to just go drive away . Him and his partner were still laughing and waved as we rolled back across the scale and left . Thats the day I learned not all dot cops were dicks . I still get a smile when i roll across the Avoca scales .