Spread your wings and fly awayFly away , far awaySpread your little wings and fly awayFly away , far awayPull yourself together ' Cos you know you should do betterThat ' s because you ' re a Sherman <| sep |> You dont need any cat litter boxes . <| sep |> I started working for a company on December 3 rd several years ago . The company goes into a pretty hard shut down by the 22 nd or so . This was my first job ever and so I happily showed and waited to be given tasks . What ended up happening was after a week of onboarding into the company I got part of a week of onboarding to the project , and then everybody with any authority to give me new tasks had left for the year . Each week about 60 % of the people in my cube farm just stopped showing up , it was kinda creepy . Anyway , so I had one standing order which technically applied Do training on the training website that you think might apply to what you will be doing here . . Well , when we come back on January 8 th or so , my boss calls me into his office , slightly irate wanting to know what I had done the last week . In confusion and slightly afraid I had done something that would get me fired , first job remember ? I said that I had just done training modules . He didn ' t seem to believe me at first and I offered to turn over the list of all my completed modules , which he accepted . After seeing about 30 training modules completed he begrudgingly accepted this and told me not to do that again . It was only about a year or so later that I find out that the company only budgets projects about 2 hours per person to spend on training modules . I had spent about 50 hours on them . so I used up the budget for 25 people ' s worth of training for that year . TT