As fucking petty as the media has been lately , I wouldn ' t put anything past any of them . <| sep |> This is my shitpost . There are many like it but this one is mine . My shitpost is my best friend . It is my life . I must master it as I must master my life . Without me , my shitposts are useless . Without my shitposts I am useless . I must meme my shitpost true . I must shitpost faster than my enemy , who is trying to downvote me . I must shitpost him before he shitposts me . I will . Before God I swear this creed my shitposts and myself are defenders of my country , TheDonald , and over 300 k other shitposters . we are the masters of all cucks we are the saviors of our country and life . So be it , until there are no cucks , fake news , but peace and spicy PEPE memes Amen .