Remindme ! 17 years Reinhardt turns 18 ! More precise German Engineering , baby ! <| sep |>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you can ' t be cheerful , be as cheerful as you can ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Headache ? Put on your brightest smile , and no one will know . <| sep |> The only time I can remember is when I was already dating somebody else . But it didn ' t really have anything to do with me , she was a poacher . <| sep |> By what size , not just length , but also the d iameterwidthcircumference of the dildo unless you mean you want 4 circumference . Do you want something as big around as a quarter , bigger , smaller , etc ? Also , can you buy online or are you going to need a physical store ? Most online stores ship discreetly , but if your parents open your packages or want to know what ' s in them , you may not be able to do online . Personal tip since it ' s late November , if they do ask what the box is , tell them it ' s a Christmas present for them and so they can ' t see it till the 25 th . If you ' re wanting recommendations for dildos to buy online , you may want to edit your post and add your budget in . As for hiding spots , it really depends on where your parents don ' t golook . If they never go in your closet or dresser , you can hide it in there under something . If they ' re really up in your stuff a lot you might have to get more inventive . Some people buy dildos that look like regular household objects or art . That way it can hide in plain sight and your parents may not recognize it for what it is even if they do find it .