Okay Joe Dirt <| sep |> When chocking find nearest chair to flop on . <| sep |> It ' s worth saying that everything is triage based . Both a friend and I needed an MRI done on different places for different reasons , but we got it the same day coincidentally . He had been waiting 8 months , I waited 5 days . <| sep |> The bucking broncoShove a firecracker up her ass with a long wick . Light it , and hold on for as long as you can . This can work on both genders too ! <| sep |> omg in so many ways , yes to this post . just hilarious <| sep |> Yeah , and the whole thing of being totally disgusted at the thought of your parents having sex , or being scarred by seeing them naked . My parents didn ' t give a fuck , especially when we were young . It wasn ' t really an issue . Of course mum ' s naked when she comes out of the shower . You sucked on those titties for the first year of your life . You gotta remember these people wiped shit off your balls and out of your sister ' s vagina . The whole idea of a privacy boundary goes out the fuckin window mate .