I literally lol ' d at this . <| sep |> CLAIM President Lyndon B . Johnson once said , If you can convince the lowest white man he ' s better than the best colored man , he won ' t notice you ' re picking his pocket . Hell , give him somebody to look down on , and he ' ll empty his pockets for you . Snopes ratingTRUESource First hand account Bill MoyersCLAIM President B . Lyndon Johnson once said , I ' ll have those niggers voting Democratic for 200 years . Snopes rating UNPROVENSource First hand account Ronald M . MacMillanApparently Bill Moyers first hand account is much more reliable than Macmillan ' s according to Snopes <| sep |> Doctor Who is 50 years old . <| sep |> 1 . Throw out invoice . 2 . Spray your apartment with Febreeze 3 . Put pens in sun for 1 day 4 . Go to dollar store and get one of nailfile . jpg 5 . Take pens inside 6 . Use the smoother part of the nail file to smooth the scratchy pens 7 . Enjoy .