Call them toll free . Shipping it back really isn ' t that hard . Certainly less hassle then wading through the shitfest that is retail during the holidays . <| sep |> Illinois checking in and it is Creek or less often crick here . <| sep |> I fired , then i missed . I fired again , missed . I fired again , i hit something but it wasnt what i was aiming for , so i guess you could say i missed . Long story short , missed . <| sep |> or form of entertainment called fire Speak for yourself , buddy . <| sep |> There ' s an email address to send your art to . It ' s included in the news post on his site . <| sep |> I did the serious eats spatchcock turkey that this sub loves . It was the first year that I ' ve had a turkey done anywhere near the appropriate time . Usually I end up leaving it in the oven well beyond the cook time calculated based on weight and oven temperature . I ' m never making a turkey the traditional way again . I ended up racing the digital thermometer a bit because I didn ' t expect the turkey to be done on time but it was totally worth it . My guests loved it and I loved how idiot proof the method was .