I am just fine with that . Also , let Joe Biden punch Trump once in the face . <| sep |> Congratulations ! You looked like you had an awesome day ! <| sep |> I would not believe it if someone told me this . I would not believe it , even while it ' s happening right in front of me . I would not believe it even if it literally just happened mere moments ago . But it happened . It definitely happened . I ' m . not going crazy , am I ? The bumbling , big , black bear twisted and turned , shuddered and shook . Suddenly , a brusque , burly , bear of a man was in it ' s place , bucknaked , and barely beyond his breaking point . Standing six feet tall , voice as deep and turbulent as thunder , muscular limbs as massive as that bitch Martha . By the way , fuck Martha . He spoke , sundering both the silent tranquility of the forest , and my already dwindling resolve . Fear turned to horror , soon enough though . Please be gentle it ' s my first time .