Damn . You look like shit . Hair sticking up every which way , fix yo self girl . <| sep |> This reminds me of this really hot chick I dated for like two months . She would tell these AMAZING lies . I had no clue where she got them from or who she was expecting would believe them and she would upanddown deny she was lying . It was the most spectacular thing I ' ve witnessed . One that stands out is , Today , while I was on break at work , I saw a guy on a motorcycle riding and he yelled something really mean at me , so I took out a tennis ball , threw it at him , and it knocked him off his bike . Then a police officer came up and said , ' Did you throw that ball ? !' When I told him I did he said that he had been chasing the guy on the motorcycle , so I totally helped stop a bad guy .