Phil Simms needs his feeding tube to be restocked <| sep |> Fake tan . I ' d rather see a girl whiter than the milky bar kid than wearing fake tan . It just looks so obvious and it ' s usually horribly done . Changing your skintone to match a bag of Cheetos is the furthest thing from attractive . <| sep |> Did a Gasping Gobbler 5 k earlier . 24 degrees at the start . 1850 time , won some dinner rolls ! God 5 ks are painful . <| sep |> Wait what ? Can anyone explain to me how this is possible ? <| sep |> They have to balance it . They tried a couple of outside runs last week and the week before and they got blown up . <| sep |> Marcos Alonso is not that great of a player as people make it out to seem . He ' s got some good crosses in him but defensively awful because he lacks the pace needed to play lwb . As soon as we get out of our current form , his liabilities will be clear to see .