Stole vodka from a certain warehouse store when I was 17 . I drank almost half the bottle , ended up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning , and then my parents forced me to go back a few days later to tell staff I had stolen it . <| sep |> After years of hating on MLM , I suddenly found myself selling wine . I don ' t even know how it happened . I ' m so ashamed and embarrassed . It only lasted a few months before I realized it was a terrible idea . This was just a few years ago . and I still have a few people ask me if I still do it and why I don ' t do it anymore , and I don ' t know how to respond . I ' m so incredibly confused as to how it happened . the worst part is now if I blast MLM , I ' m a total hypocrite , even though I have a better idea now of how they prey on people . EDIT and now , since I had a few relativesfriends throw parties for me , I live in fear that if someone asks me to do the same for them , I won ' t be able to say no . It would be so selfish .