Jack Daniel ' s Mighty Potion of Whiskeydick will imbue you with Charm 4 Singing 5 Dancing skill gains temporary buff of 9001 Female NPC Model geometry quality 70 % Fighting ability 37 Accuracy Penalty 97 % Wisdom 7 Driving skill is reduced to 1 ' Legendary Throbbing Erection of Awe ' tool is replaced by the ' MicroFloppy of Ridicule ' for up to 10 hoursRepeated exposure to Potion may result in random additions to your Party after resting , which may even further result in the appearance of the Furious Wife of Divorce boss , after which it is game over . <| sep |> But she didn ' t . <| sep |> lol thats pretty optimistic <| sep |> Stay home . You deserve an apology . Invite the people she hates . <| sep |> Uh , just how long do you think it takes to get an id ?