For the lazy or maybe the not lazyGame of Thrones , Season 16 , in 5 minutes . Robert Baratheon rules the realm of Westeros . He deposed the dragon dynasty and married a Lannister , Cersei , who breeds a brood of bastards with her brother Jaime , who breaks Bran ' s back to keep the secret . Lady Cat captures Tyrion , falsely accuses him , Lysa tries to make him fly but Bronn ' s blade excuses him . Ned starts to see that the seed is strong , so he tries to tell Bobbybut he ' s gored by a boar cause of Cersei , so Ned tries to set shit straight , but Baelishbetrays him and Ned gets beheaded on the steps of Baelor ' s Sept . Young Robb gathers the banners , battles south , and is crowned . Arya trains then runs away , Sansa suffers Joff and the Hound . While Jon joins the watch on the Wall , where winter is falling and wildlings are callingand walkers are stalking and dead men are walking . And Dany weds Drogo , her brother goes loco , crowned with gold oh and Drogo dies too . Dany raises a pyre and strides into fire and rises as the mother of dragons . dramatic pauseRobb battles Lannisters , falls in love with Talisa Which breaks his oath to Walder Frey and he ain ' t bloody having that . Theon takes a boat to Balon , turns his cloak to make him GreyjoyTakes Winterfell , loses it , and Ramsay Snow abuses him . Bran and Rockon get away Bran goes with Jojen there ' s a crowWhile Stannis claims the Iron Throne , though his claim ' s denied by his bro , so Renly ' s shanked by a shadow fired from the vagina of a priestess of fire . Stannis then sails for Blackwater Bay , but he ' s set aflame and loses the day , Tyrion loses face but he ' s still loved by Shae at the end of the day so it ' s okay . Arya walks with Yoren , but she ' s caught and hauled to Harrenhal . It ' s awful but she ' s supported by an assassin called Jagen H ' ghar . Dany walks the Waste and talks Thirteen Qartheen to let het in to their city . Goes to a party , asks for an army Xaro and Pyat Pree steal her dragons , so she goes to the home of Undying , gets high , and kills a guy with fire . While the watchmen walk beyond the Wall , and Qhorin forces Jon to turn his cloak to the free folk . So while the Watch is fighting wights and things , Jon ' s spooning ginger wildlings , # NoYgrittes also there ' s an army of the dead . dramatic pauseCat sends Jaime with Brienne to the south , then Locke captures them and lops off Jaime ' s hand ouchThe Freys get fed up , so Robb gets Red Wedded , killing Cat and Talisa while Edmure ' s getting bedded . Arya is captured by bros with no banners , the Hound fights a fire knight who rises after battle . Arya takes flight , but is caught by Sandor who hauls her round the river lands , hoping for a ransom . Jon meets Mance , the wildling king fighting for free folk . they climb the Wall , Jon kills a warg , then goes back to the Night ' s Watch . Dany gets Unsullied , Selmy , Daario , Missandi , and liberates the slave cities of Astapor and Yunkai . Joffrey dies from Tyrell wine another wedding , ' nother dead kingCersei blames her brother Tyrion , in his trial The Viper fights for him . Oberyn dies and so does Greg though Qyburn makes Clegane undead . Jaime saves Tyrion , who slays Shae and Tywin , the Spider Varys , sends the dwarf across to Pentos . Sansa leaves the city with Petyr Littlefinger who lies , wifes Lysa , then makes her fly the Eyrie . Arya wanders round with Sandor , kills some people who had wronged her , Hound gets but by a bloke called Biter , Falls to Brienne when he fights her , Arya denies Sandor mercy , shows some iron to take a boat eastThe Night ' s Watch fights wildlings and Karl fooking Tanner . Jon goes out beyond the Wall and is saved by King Stannis . Dany T captures Mereen , locks up her dragons to make peace . Sansa marries Ramsay , the North remembers , then forgets . She jumps the walls of Winterfell when she ' s not saved by Brienne . Mel tells Stannis burn your daughter , and it ' s doneThen Stannis and his army ' s slaughtered by Ramsay Bolton . Cersei tries to frame the Tyrells , ends up walking with a shame bell , Now she ' s gonna bloody pay hell , on the high and mighty sparrow . Jaime comes to Dorne with Bronne to save his daughter and hegets caught up with Obara Nym Tyene talks bout bad pussyArya arrives at Braavos , joins the House of Black and White . She learns to lie , loses her sight , so that she might become no one . Jon Snow wins a vote , goes to Hardhome , gets some free folk on a boat , then he gets stabbed . Dany fights insurgency form the Sons of the Harpytries a pit fight and a marriage , but they both go pretty badly , so she flies away on a dragon . Sansa escapes from Winterfell and makes her way north to the Wall , where the red witch is rezzing Jon who kills his killers , watch is done . Ramsay Bolton expands his hold on the lords of the northern kingdom , so Jon marches armies , Bastardbowl is on , the good guys won . Arya trains , plays , saves Lady Crane , slays the raif , displays her face , escapes the Faceless , brakes , eviscerates a Frey , and sayd she ' s Arya Stark . The raven ' s training Bran to see through trees , magic abilities . Zombies almost kill them all but Hodor holds the door . Ben saves Bran and Meera , then says seeya , Bran sees a secret Lyanna is Jon ' s mom . While the Hound roams round the riverlans , joins the brothers ' merry band , Jaime and Bronn break Riverrun , Blackfish would rather die than run . Sam and Gilly go to Horn Hill , meet Sam ' s asshole father Randyll . They go to Oldtown , taking Heartsbane , to learn some stuff from the maesters . Cersei burns the sparrows , Tyrells , all her enemies , and then because her son is dead declares herself the Queen . Doran ' s slaughtered by Sand Snakes , so Olenna forges cause with Dorne and Dany against Cersei ' s order , setting stage for massive war . Then Dany goes back to Vaes Dothrak , barbeques her persecutors , takes a khalasar , and marches to Mereen . She breaks the seige with fire , makes fast friends of Theon , Yara , and finally , after all these years , heads west , to Westeros .