A ancient and cursed summoning song to consecrate my corpse to the dark goddess and her forbidden embrace <| sep |> Only time I ' ve ever been fired was a Wednesday half way into my day . I saw my bosses eye at the beginning of it and I just knew . I had been preparing myself for four hours before I got called into the office with her , the co owner and the secretary . Ran into the coowner recently who was so happy to let me know the secretary was gone . She was a real bitch . <| sep |> Thanks . I hope someday we ' ll have versions for other languages , too . <| sep |> Wow this is like magic <| sep |> Well when they give it all to charity pm me <| sep |> You can stop the fake news we need enough for one more state . I just put a load in , donate people before the opportunity is lost .