Got 5 lightning on LnD . 1 . Tosi 2 . sige 3 . conrad 4 . dias 5 . eredas . <| sep |> Not the woods , but still equally great . I was about 910 at the time . Dad used to hang out with the neighbors and drank beer with em in summer in suburbia Wisconsin . . I ' d usually play in the notsobusy street and stop by now and then to talk . We ' d occasionally camp out in the fenced in backyard . Dad mentions we ' re camping out later in the week , the neighbor kind of laughs and says he ' s going to come piss on the tent in the middle of the night . We were both pretty sure he was bullshitting . At about 3 AM I hear a dude quitely unleash a FUCK from the distance . Didn ' t sound like it was in our yard . A few minutes later , I hear some wet noises . Turns out the neighbor really did come to piss on our tent except with a waterbottle . The fuck his old 45 year old ass climbing over the fence and landing in the couple feet of thorny raspberry bushes cutting his legs up on the fence and then enduring the pain of thorns . Turns out , he didn ' t realize that there was an unlocked gate only a few feet away . Dad and him had a beer , laughed , BSed for a bit , then we went to sleep . Runnerup is was a campground story around the same age . Cousin who was more a 45 year old uncle figure got super fucking wasted and started talking about how it ' s improper to disrespect recycling bins by using them to carry wood as it ' s not in the spirit of recycling . He disappeared we figured he passed out for the night because he was stumbling drunk for a good hour or two . Then he returned to our campsite to lead us to his epic creation of a a recycling bin alter that he had made . It was adorned with a burning cross Doubt he realized it was KKK shit which he started on fire and melt his recycling bin . The next day , he pretty much had no memory of the event and pretty much was confused as shit . The day after , we were leaving and he went to pack his car only to figure out his recycling bin was missing , at which point everyone started laughing and informed him he burned it . Then had the realization that shit , those cost $ 50 to replace . Wisconsin is batshit crazy .