Here ' s a golf and monkey story . Client if my Dad owns an apartment by Sandy Lane in Barbados where Tiger got married and one of their courses is called Green Monkey due to the monkey population who hang out there . Being an Irish older guy , who is on holiday in luxury eating and drinking rich food , he finds himself desperately ' caught short ' and needs to go NOW . The caddie says go to those bushes as no one can see buy take a club as the monkey groups can get aggressive . Off he runs with putter in hand , drops and squats , and gets on with it . He was not proud but definitely relieved he didn ' t fill his pants with his group in tow . He finishes his business and turns to his side just in time to see a monkey grab his putter , scream at him and run off into the forested area ! To be fair to him , he tells everyone this story and loves it .