That everyone have to poop . Even your crush ! <| sep |> I don ' t even want to know how you found this . <| sep |> I still don ' t know what the hell is up with this kurwa thing . What does that even mean ? <| sep |> Know how I know you ' re gay ? Because you are obviously attracted to members of the same gender <| sep |> Really ? If that ' s true there ' s nothing you really could have done to win the game outside of being a much better player in general . If there ' s ever THAT serious of an mmr discrepancy legitimately , there ' s not much you can do . That said , Ive never seen a game where that happens , and often times the people who say lol I ' m 5 k and just smurfing legitimately belong in that bracket and just had a good game . <| sep |> As others reported , the switch from staggered to columnar is relatively quick say , days or weeks . It does take a bit longer to get used to keys in different positions as the physical keys are missing on dox and thereby have to be remapped to a different place esc , backspace and other keys on right pinky . Commonly you ' re moving some of these keys to the thumbs . which usually are only trained to hit a single key . teaching the thumb to do more than just space was quite challenging for me . This took me a bit more than a month with lots of experimenting where to put these keys . Though , I mostly struggled to get used to frequent layer switches in my layout . I ' m now 2 month on dox and still have issues with this .