Thing that beachfront property owners don ' t tell youOcean spray gets fucking everywhere , all your shit is now constantly covered in a very fine film of salt , and all your metal surfaces that aren ' t rust proof are all rusted now . Now have waves crashing next to your home , it just gets even better . <| sep |> If I Were You . These 2 former College Humour dudes Jake and Amir talk about random things and answer questions that people email in . Sometimes relationship issues and sometimes just random pickles people are in . These guys are seriously hilarious . No dull moments . <| sep |> Hate to be a party pooper but the amount of tryptophan in turkey is extremely small . Most meats have more including chicken and ham . It was likely the big meal and all the work that lead to a good nights sleep .