this is prevent D my friend , they ' re moving down the field , but it ' s killing clock for them <| sep |> I ' m playing a Lizardfolk unchained Barbarian with the Sea Reaver archetype for my group ' s upcoming Skulls and Shackles campaign . Natural attacks only , somewhat low INT and CHA 8 but highaverage WIS 13 , and high physical stats . Using the Dockside Brawler trait . The idea is that Fred I almost always play nonhuman races with painfully bland human names , it just strikes me as amusing ended up on the docks after escaping slavery to a wizard and his or her entourage , when said entourage happened to knock over Fred ' s little tribal village and enslaved anyone they didn ' t kill . Gives the GM a few potential plot hooks if he wants to make use of them . Also justifies Fred taking the Superstition rage power and being generally untrusting of arcane magic users . Fred does not speak Common , only Draconic with the stipulation that it ' s a Lizardfolk dialect , so isn ' t perfectly compatible with standard Draconic . think comparing Spanish to Portuguese , and mostly gets his point across through various forms of violence and stubbornness . People have never made a point of taking issue with this because Fred is fucking huge and is totally fine with eating people if he happens to be hungry , because that ' s kind of normal for Lizardfolk to do . The idea is to have another player make a sort of Han Solo to my Fred ' s Chewbacca and act as a sort of interpreter andor chaperone to help Fred get along with everyone and to try and get Fred to stop fucking eating people , it ' s hard to claim a bounty if you fucking eat them . My Fred is CN but you could probably play NE or CE if you preferred . NG and CG don ' t really jive with the general concept and all Lawful alignments are out due to being a Barbarian . I ' ve also got the basics for a Kobold Inquisitor of Apsu with the Preacher archetype , with the intent of dual classing into the Scaled Disciple prestige class via a Kobold specific feat that allows spontaneous divine casting to fulfill the usual spontaneous arcane casting requirement Apsu does not have Oracles , as far as fluff seems to indicate . Steve ' s basic backstory is his golden scales think pyrite more than actual gold lead to him being treated like shit by all the cool kids back home , the girls wouldn ' t have anything to do with him , and Steve decided this was bullshit and bailed . Take the Jester alternate racial trait to explain how Steve survived in a surface world where Kobolds are usually ignored at best , and a campaignappropriate background trait if possible to further flesh it out . Come up with some campaignappropriate explanation for how Steve learned of Apsu ' s existence , and Steve coming to the logical to a Kobold conclusion that his gold scales are clear proof that he is descended from a gold dragon , and his subsequent calling to inform everyone of how badass Apsu is because he ' s a god that ' s also a dragon . Is your god a dragon ? No ? Well then you ' d better convert to Apsu shouldn ' t you ? How do you beat a dragon god ? You fuckin ' don ' t , that ' s what . Then take Scaled Disciple levels to gain some vaguely draconic traits to maybe make it so that Steve might actually be related to dragons . or maybe Apsu ' s helping him out , or whatever . Who knows ? Steve sure doesn ' t , but that ' s not gonna stop him from preaching about Apsu ' s gifts on every damn street corner . Probably NG . Apsu is LG , but the general idea feels almost chaotic more than anything to me , but Kobolds tend towards lawful behavior in general they ' re LE by default so NG feels like a good compromise and is acceptable from Inquisitor requirements . Neither of these characters are probably going to be appropriate for a grimdark serious game . My group tends to do goofy shit on a regular basis , so goofy characters are a good fit for our games .