. I just wanted to make a rhyme . <| sep |> Have you never heard of a full Irish ? A full English ? An Ulster fry ? <| sep |> Seriously , Elton John would be a weird choice . First of all he is British so he would be an odd choice for an inauguration regardless of politics . Secondly he is gay , and I can ' t imagine he would want to be involved in the festivities in any way . <| sep |> Makes perfect sense to me somehow . Not sure why either . He ' s such a great character though . <| sep |> I shouldn ' t have laughed so hard at this , because it ' s quite serious , but damn that ' s a funny image . <| sep |> Are you a SCP personnel ? <| sep |> Politicians actual job is to draft , and enact legislation . I ' m not crediting Al Gore with the creation of the internet . Corporations can only exist with this kind of legal protection and status . I think the US was always most likely to invent the internet because of the massive investments in technology and communication which dwarfed all the other nations you mentioned . I don ' t think the US is particularly special in this regard except it ' s huge , with tons of cash investment , top infrastructure , really smart people , and a concrete legal system . Sure , there is probably a dash of American rebellious , explorer nature that might make the culture special . Lots of cultures are centered around finding your place in society and the US tends to push more towards finding your own way . That mentality is probably positive for invention . All of these are strong conditions to bring about invention and technological development . But , Americans are just people , and many of Americas greatest minds actually came from families that immigrated .