We are all mutated turtles on this blessed day ! <| sep |> The lack of maternity leave . My American friend was set to go back to work two weeks after a csection because she didn ' t qualify any at a new job that hired her while pregnant . It was extended to three weeks because her coworkers each donated one of their vacation days as a gift to her . WTF ? You act like three months is luxurious . <| sep |> Jerry World is famous for Christina Aguilera ' s rendition of the anthem . <| sep |> You can ' t out eat , train or run from sleep . You need closer to 10 hours a night . <| sep |> It sucks that this isn ' t available in Canada . Otherwise I ' d pick one up in a heartbeat . <| sep |> Why primitive but not element ? <| sep |> This is the only actually accurate statement you ' ve made . Shouldn ' t take anything away from Dak because he still has to make the throws , but that is the cushiest of cushy situations to be a starting QB in .