I ' m thankful for not getting 5 man stunned by Giparang every game . For Christmas , maybe I ' ll ask Santa to not get 4 man stunned by Giparang even though I ' m running Spike . In all seriousness , I ' m thankful for living in America . You can say its garbage with you know who , I hope , but it sucks less than other nations where you have no power or rights . <| sep |> The problem is that it ' s not some baseless stereotype . It ' s true that gays really do love their drugs . According to the ONS , gay men use drugs at 3 times the rate of heterosexual men . Gay women use drugs at 4 times the rate of heterosexual women . ONS also found that crystal meth is almost exclusively used by gays , oddly . <| sep |> Bug . I ' d be the insect whisperer . Bugs would listen to my every command