Siegetanks slow down your speed , making you push slower and later , making the timing you have a lot shorter . The moment ultras come out , you are 100 % dead . <| sep |> I don ' t know how to feel . lolTwo references to a self admitted , unapologetic , child molester . Gross . I don ' t even like hearing her name , let alone in a context that is in anyway supportive . The Life and Death Brigade nonsense was something I was happy was over with , but they just had to bring it back . Already knew this , but still hated it . I hated all those characters with a passion . So seeing those one dimensional idiots again , being just as one dimensional was a waste of my time , taking away precious time away from characters I care about . The Logan affair . really , ASP ? You had Rory be the other woman , AGAIN ? With the guy the other writers decided to leave Rory ? And you had her emotionally attached ? Ugh , gross . Every single scene of them together had me wincing from digust at it . Especially in the InnHotel , where they play that happy dippy music as they run up stairs to go have sex and have an affair . I ' m supposed to be in on this relationship ? Any respect for Logan I used to have is no completely gone . And Rory is just a horrid person apparently . And Phil , or whatever his name was , was a complete and utter waste of space . He shouldn ' t have even been in the show . What was the point ? To show Rory is terrible in more ways than one ? And Lorelai doesn ' t agree that how Rory treated him was shitty at the end ? Yes , Rory is a horrible person . It ' s fine to not click with somebody , it ' s not fine to drag them along for TWO YEARS when you ' re sleeping with some rich engaged guy on the side , and completely blowing him off at every turn , going as far as to forget he even exists . Literally forgetting about his existence in the world . That ' s just narcissistic and disgusting . The entire play was too damn long , you get like 2 seconds of Lorelai compared to five years of the nonsensical singers and dancers . And what ' s with the irrational , shitty taste of all townspeople ? That was objectively terrible , yet they all loved it because ~ reasons ~? Please , and the revisednew song was such a heavy handed slap in the face . Such a common , tedious , trope to have some song play that just so happens to fit perfectly into the character ' s feelings . And what the hell was that random shot of Lorelai at the end for like two seconds alone ? It felt incomplete , then it just cuts out like what ? There was one scene where Rory was putting her phones on the table , and it was a literal close up of the table , a hand and the phones , and I question what the hell they were thinking with that shot . It looked super awkward . All the title ' sequences ' looked cheap , and the cuts after at least two of them were really jarring . I actually didn ' t mind the LukeLorelai drama , though , and I was worried most about that . I do find it stupid that after all this time they would not be married , yet want to get married at all . If you ' ve gone without being married all this time , it clearly doesn ' t matter to either of them . so why did it just so happen to occur onscreen ? Convenient . Though I can ' t lie and say I didn ' t enjoy seeing it . Dean was unnecessary , and too long for just a random run in , so came off as a desperate attempt at fanservice , Look gaiz , Dean has a family and wife and he ' s happy , let ' s talk endlessly about lice and pregnancy and where he ' s living now ! Surprised they didn ' t mention his job , his car , what type of housing he has , or what his retirement plans are . eye roll The Rory and Chris scene was really . I don ' t know how to even take that scene . You can tell Rory is looking for something from him . Maybe she knows she ' s pregnant there , and wants to leave Logan out of it . GG Rory . Not only cheating , but without protection or birth control . Brilliant ! Ugh . ASP , what is your obsession with cheating ? And glorification of it no less ? Jess . what a sad , sad existence he gets to lead in this series . ASP must absolutely despise him . Goes the entire series pining for Rory . Revival happens and ends with him . still pining for Rory . And Rory still just sidelines him completely . Way to allow his character some happiness ASP . oh , right . Yevon . I hated the ending , it narrows Rory ' s future down . And it ' s a child of an affair . Ugh . Just my random rant after finishing .