Dear God this feels good <| sep |> Seems to be pretty standard whenever we play y ' all . <| sep |> For years I have been driving home from the bar after having 7 or 8 beers on Saturday night . No , danger has some on me or anyone else . But , I do have the peace of mind knowing I have my car when I wake up in the morning . For years I have had a pipe bomb in my living room on the table beside the matches . No danger has came on my family because of it . It makes me feel safe that if ever there is a mass public insurrection I can join in on the front lines . For years I have had a bottle of bleach in my child ' s bedroom . No harm has come to my family . But , it makes me feel good to be able to clean the toilet . On the home defense thing , if you have a gun , you are WAY more likely to die during a home invasion . Basically the only people who die in America during home invasions are people with guns . That ' s why your murder rate is twice as high as anywhere else .