I got caught selling weed at a county club where I was a dishwasher I was off the clock when it happened but the golf course manage saw me . The head chef was a known cokehead and everyone knew it . So after he fired me , I walked through the main office and he was following me , giving me shit because I was being a wise ass teenager and didn ' t care about being fired weed made me much more money . He then said I have a friend in the DEA and I ' m going to tell him your name . I replied with you better wipe your nose first . I did this in front of all of the other managers , including the GM . He was speechless for a second and then he turned even more red than he had been while yelling at me and stammered something like I , uh , don ' t need to wipe my nose off . If I had a mic , I would have dropped it , but I didn ' t so I just walked out with my head held high . I also continued to tell my parents that I worked there for about 6 months and I would just go out and sell weed . Bought a car with that money .