Because it ' s from a movie . Lol <| sep |> I worked for a company that was planning on putting cameras in the office I worked in . There were just 3 employees , 2 during the day and me by myself at night . I told them if they put a camera in to monitor us I would hang my dick out of my pants my entire shift and randomly jerk off through the night . They didn ' t put any cameras in the office . It was a small trucking company and I did dispatch . I sat at a desk and answered the phone 12 hours a day , then called the drivers and told them where to go . After I did my 20 minutes of paperwork I read books , watched movies or played pc games until the phone rang . They were anal and wanted people just to sit there with no distractions and wait patiently for the phone to ring . We had Directv for more than a year until they turned it off for being too distracting . I told the owner to fuck off pretty quick when he started trying to do stupid shit just because he was in charge . They weren ' t going to fire me . I worked nights and didn ' t have a problem working weekends or holidays . I was solid gold . Plus I was very good at answering the phone and then relaying the load information to drivers . I didn ' t realize it was difficult for some people to do such a simple job but it was apparently . I quit after 3 years because I just couldn ' t work with the manager they hired to be over us . The manager they hired after promising me the job for more than 3 months . I guess I got fired instead of quitting because when I gave the manager my 2 weeks notice he got angry and told me to just go ahead and go now . Jokes on him , he had to work his regular shift during the day and my shifts that other dispatchers couldn ' t cover until they replaced me . It took nearly a month .