When people don ' t understand that it is LAW to use the left lane for passing , and if you aren ' t passing , you MUST be in the right lane . Also , passing on the right side is illegal . No , it does NOT matter that you ' re going the speed limit . If someone wants to go faster than the speed limit , that ' s THEIR prerogative , and it is ILLEGAL for you to try and be a vigilantly and regulate the speed of others . <| sep |> Inzer forever 10 mm single pronge . <| sep |> That ' s where I do reside <| sep |> Agreed . Twelve keys a year sounds like a profitable model for CPG . <| sep |> Tldr Old gay dude on a cruise helped get me drunk for the first time at 15 , waited until I was asleep and sucked my dick . I got pissed that he woke me up and left to go fall asleep in my cabin . My grandma had just come into quite a lot of money from selling farm property that our family had held onto while everything around it was developed into suburbs and businesses . She decided to use a small amount of that money to take all of her kids and grandkids on a cruise to the Mexican Riviera Cabo San Lucas , Puerto Vallarta , and Acapalca spelling ? . I was about fifteen at the time and was awkward and had never had a girlfriend though I had lost my virginity on Christmas eve the year before . It was fun for the first few days , I was lucky that I could pass for a few years older tha so I would hang around the older teens instead of the younger kidsteens . I wanted to get drunk for my first time so I ' d have a great story to tell all my friend when I got home . I stole my brothers 21 charge card instead of making you pay cash or use your bank card , you could just charge the drinks to your ticket and his ID and went to the barclub and ordered a vodka on the rocks no idea why I chose that out of everything . I started trying to drink that straight vodka without being too obvious and this 5060 year old guy sat down at the next table and orders a drink for himself . We start talking and he sees me cringe when I drink it and asks what I have and starts laughing once I admit I have never drank anything before and I ' m trying to get through this ungodly straight vodka that I couldn ' t just chug because of the ice . He ended up buying me several drinks while talking to me about school , life , and random shit . Eventually he started asking about my sexual experiences and fantasies . I learn he ' s a gay Canadian living with a bunch of roommates who are all pretty open with their sexualities and sex in general sounds weird , but I mentioned that I live in a very religious area that likes to think that no sex is the only safe sex that exists , and if you talkthink about it you ' re sinful and need to repent . By this time I ' m pretty drunk because I ' ve bought like three different mixed drinks that he recommended but I want to keep drinking so he says he has beer in his room and I think that ' s a great idea because that means I don ' t have to charge it to my grandmas bill . So we go down there and I see he ' s in the Diamond rooms those were like 4 x the price of the rooms my grandma got , and like 10 x the price of the room my brother and I were sharing and I realize this guy probably is fairly rich if not more so . We start drinking some random beer I didn ' t recognize that leaves a glow in my throatstomach something you ' ll never experience in my state because beer has half the normal amount of alcohol . At this point I ' m really drunk because I ' ve had 3 mixed drinks , most of a vodka on the rocks , and 2 or 3 beers he probably snuck on the boat and I haven ' t had anything to eat for a few hours . He says he ' s going to go get me food to help . I feel a little sketched out because I ' m 15 , drunk for the first , and alone in this old guy ' s room but I ' m drunk so who cares right ? I fall asleep waiting for him to get back , it felt like I was waiting for an hour but it was probably closer to tenfifteen minutes . I woke up to sensation I ' ve only experienced twice up to then and thought I was having a wet dream . I started waking up more and realized this dude had pulled my dick out and started sucking it while I was sleeping . I got pissed that he woke me up and left and stumbled all the way to my room . I was kinda curious about if I was bi around that time but that incident turned me off to the idea for good .