A child might hear the word ' fuck ' on TV and next thing you know there ' s waves of liberal mexican muslim communists marching down the street . Is that the sort of world you want for your kids , Lenin ? Look at the UK , we can swear on TV and are now run totally by Sharia law and must also swear fealty to Kim Jon Il on a daily basis ! Thank god Theresa May has pushed through legislation that will make us among the most surveilled nations in the world to give us our freedom back ! . Cue patriotic orchestra playing God Save the Queen , Rule Britannia Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden . <| sep |> it ' s not fun <| sep |> If your defence for bursting crackers is that They ' re doing worse things ! , then you ' re just a petulant child .