Hey ! If any of you are looking for any lastminute gift ideas for me , I have one . I ' d like Frank Shirley , my boss , right here tonight . I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here , with a big ribbon on his head , and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap , lying , nogood , rotten , fourflushing , lowlife , snakelicking , dirteating , inbred , overstuffed , ignorant , bloodsucking , dogkissing , brainless , dickless , hopeless , heartless , fatass , bugeyed , stifflegged , spottylipped , wormheaded sack of monkey shit he is ! Hallelujah ! Holy shit ! Where ' s the Tylenol ? <| sep |> I ' ve never been sure , is he actually referencing the show ?