Weeknd song with with an AbSoul feature would be fucking dope <| sep |> Greg , you ' ve got to be kidding ? No . I say willfully not adjusting my hat . While I didn ' t use the dye from the first test batch I sure could have . I ' ve got a nice head of brownish hair . It ' s not the jet black of my brother ' s though . Anyone who is naturally black haired will see through it in moments . He says , shaking his head . I didn ' t think of that . Damn it ! He hasn ' t continued to read the paper yet though . He ' s still staring at me . Was my hair getting lighter as he watched ? ! Even though I knew that was impossible I fought the urge to pull the hat down farther . But . He said slowly , setting the morning newspaper aside to pick up the jar of black goop I set before him , The blondes won ' t think of that . He was grinning now staring at the jar obviously seeing something else entirely . Greg you ' re brilliant !