As a context , I work as a bike mechanic for a multisports retailer . 1 people shamelessly insisting on pricematching with online retailer . There was this customer buying a bicycle indoor trainer , at the cashier , he had his phone out and was using google shopping to see which one qualified for price match and the manager denied one he goes how about this ? No ? How about that ? . 2 people that deathly afraid of getting their hands dirty so they hold their broken chain with two fingers and pinky out and can ' t wait to hand them to me . It ' s just fucking grease and dirt , it ain ' t gonna kill you . 3 people that pee on toilet seats in public bathroom 4 people that don ' t flush the urinal . 5 Entitled triathletes that act as if we ' re their personal sporting lackeys clean your own fucking bike , that thing is covered in your own piss and shit ! Fuck you . I don ' t care that you have a race tomorrow , I can ' t service your bike overnight , there are people ahead of you . 6 Entitled tech engineers that wants daily service briefing on their bikes . Ayye when I say the parts will arrive in two weeks , I ' m gonna email you each day that the parts are not here yet . 7 people that come to my department to ask questions and proceed to challenge me because sonso on that forum says otherwise . 8 people that leaves BS Yelp reviews and people that believe BS Yelp reviews . 9 people that take their sweet ass time to shop , even after we closed . How do I make it any more obvious ? Do I tell you straight to your face that we ' re close you fucking moron ? 10 people that straight up ask for their corporate discount . Sure , I ' ll give you 10 % off , now when I buy a laptop from your company , do I get 10 % too ? No ? Ok go fuck yourself . 11 people that shamelessly tells me that their buddy works for a partnership corporation , can they get a 10 % discount .