Some kind of acerbic actual foil to Jeremy ' s personality taking the laps and arguing with Clarkson while he drives . Like Simon Cowell or someone who actually argues on Jeremy ' s level of ' I ' m right , go fuck yourself '. I know Jeremy loves this miserable testament to German mediocrity . The traitor . It is the best M car BMW have ever made and I want to have it ' s babiesBut lets face it , if Jeremy knew anything about cars , he ' d be doing the timed laps himself . They already pay him to drive the car around the track . . But Jeremy ' s time laps are all over the place . It takes him an entire day and a film crew and art department , and a LOT of editing to get a lap that looks like someone who actually has a license did the driving . They don ' t do that much editingWhen they want a time that shows what the car can actually do with a competent driver , they call me and Jeremy goes back to Makeup . Who ' s idea was it to let the race driver talk ?