Holy crack ! I do it for some 40 years , and have never teared my butt . It ' s not like we ' re in a torture stretcher machine . You just move the cheeks away from the poopath , no more skin stretching than if you were squatting , spreading legs or doing radical dance moves . We can feel how far our cheeks can go . The benefit of easier cleaning compensates that unlikely risk . CHEEK SPREADERS UNITE ! DO NOT SUBMIT TO FUD ! <| sep |> You can get them here , but I think its like a lot of cold meds and you aren ' t suppose to take them with Alcohol . Maybe I ' ll spend the day drinking hottoddies , those are suppose to be good for cold haha <| sep |> Your house must smell good as hell right now . <| sep |> 3 ~ 4 . If I feel its too slow , will go up to 4 , if it feels too fast , will drop to 3 . Mainly 4 though . Mainly play SMG AR , also play as slayer and OBJ . Slayer when the other team is literally not even going for the objectives . If shipment then a mixture between the two , gotta cap that B flag , for extra xp from defending it P