So no in the vast majority of cases , which means it ' s still terrible . Why can ' t it have a % chance to proc on crits or something decent ? Sigh . <| sep |> Yeah I guess we could . I mean , there ' s nothing religious or exclusively American about Thanksgiving that would prohibit us . <| sep |> As a single tear slides down Merkel ' s face . <| sep |> Edit It took an hour after everything started , but it ' s way better now . Lots of fun . Kids love it . Disregard rant This stream sucks . I was excited for the commentators to be out of the way and to control the camera , which is what was kinda promised , but it ended up being all of cons with none of the pros . You can ' t control which camera is being viewed , so it ' s often just one too high up or on a side street . On all the street cameras , half of the view is blocked by a commentator and the equipment . I literally just want a camera on the sidewalk , slightly above the crowd , with the crowd and singers mic ' d . We just want to digitally attend the parade . I realize this is the first year they ' ve done this , but god damn the stream sucks so bad that I switched to the shit coverage on nbc . My kids just want to watch the bands and balloons , and it ' s like the stream and tv coverage try to hide them . Stop getting in your own way and trust the viewers . We won ' t get bored . One of the highest rated broadcasts every holiday season is just a camera pointed at a burning fire .