Was it ever edible ? I went to school from the mid 90 s till 2006 and it was always trash . Except for middle school when we had Pizza Hut once a week <| sep |> I ' ll be a guinea pig zero fucks given <| sep |> I volunteer for a suicide hotline in the UK Samaritans . There are 201 branches across the UK and the service is available for free 24 hours a day 7 days a week . Shifts are generally 4 hours long and volunteers are expected to listen for 16 hours a month , including one overnight shift midnight 6 am for my branch but I believe some others operate at times such as 10 pm 2 am . We can book shifts when our local branch is open in advanxe on our intranet system . We ' re told to accommodate for a potential 12 hours in case a caller needs to talk for a long time , however we ' re trained to wind down calls after so long . However , we would ultimately stay on the line for as long as realistically possible and wouldn ' t end the call just because our shift was over . A crisis hotline was also my first thought , uZeppelinFTW , although I ' m not sure if the US has a national networked charity like the UK does . I would ' ve thought there ' d be one on a state level . I did some recruitingpromotional stuff to attract night owls so that we could open more overnight shifts so I ' m sure if you find a 24 hour crisis line they would be happy to have you help out .