That ' s not a MILF and that dick isn ' t big at all . <| sep |> That ' s incredible , I ' d kill for that <| sep |> Would by Jane ' s Addiction <| sep |> Woohoo I have an excuse to be a total asshole all the time ! <| sep |> Wish I could see a video or picture . <| sep |> With proper technique you actually only need one sheet of toilet paper . You start by ripping off one of the corners . Then you put the rest on the tip of your finger , apply to your butthole , and make a small circular motion . Then you push your finger through the paper and into your butthole . You use your other hand to wrap the piece of paper around your finger as you pull out . Finally , you use the corner you ripped of in the beginning to clean under your nail .