The bitch secretary at the last place I worked in an office . At first she was the receptionist . I was taking a medication that gave me bad gas and made me want to poop a lot . So when I got up to run out to the bathroom I had to go through reception . When a couple of years later she discovered I was allergic to perfume , the next day she came in smelling like the proverbial French whore house . I came down with cough variant asthma . The office was set up with us drafters in the middle in a cube farm and the architects on the outside in their own offices . This bitch would come in and parade her stench near me and walk into my architects office and then walk out every morning . I complained to my boss but he believed her lies because he couldn ' t smell . He even bought me a fancy air cleaner . Eventually she was fired along with the receptionist who I became friends with .