No rants other than I swear the turkeys are getting bigger every year . <| sep |> I would try to fill the order forms out again <| sep |> Holy shit that would be absolutely perfect <| sep |> Most sex education programs are secretly taken over by youth programs from churches , especially if you ' re in a small town . Someone would just come in , give us a brochure of the different safe sex things such as condoms and the pill . Then they gave us their own paper with an illustration on a man on a tight rope and said the condom was like a tight rope and the pit below was STDs , diseases , illnesses , pregnancy and so on . Then they would spend the rest of 90 % of the lecture on abstinence and true love doesn ' t come from teenage sex and that true sex is after you find your married match etc etc it was really bad . I told my boyfriend about this , who ' s Norwegian and he was really surprised that a lot of Christian organizations get away so easily with running official programs in schools .