I hope he ' s better with his rifle . <| sep |> I feel Hardwired . to SelfDestruct , fronttoback , is Metallica ' s most listenable album in a long time . I ' m nowhere near the Metallica fan that I used to be , but this album reignited feelings I haven ' t had in years , and it reminded me why James Hetfield is my spirit animal . <| sep |> Just take things one step at a time , don ' t put things off , you need to own it ! <| sep |> Keep us updated OP <| sep |> Can I have the keys to the car , lover ? I feel like changing wigs . <| sep |> Yes , but they are quite rare . Dwarfhuman is the most common one , and is somewhat acceptable since most people quite like dwarves . Offspring is impossible . Humantroll is much more problematic and is often considered equal to beastiality . In most places this kind of relationship is highly illegal . Offspring is possible but exceedingly rare and invariably sterile . Eveliina of Helsinki famously married her trollish bodyguard Jersill back in the 1840 ' s , which caused international outrage . Of course , when you ' re a provincial governor you can pretty much do whatever the hell you like . The deacon who officiated the marriage ceremony was later assassinated , presumably by the newly formed Human Initiative .