Fucking right ? ! Seriously , a fucking dollar per cut to trim the edges off of a lamination for someone ? That shit took me five seconds with manually rounded corners with a pair of scissors . I ' d charge them for one cut and be done with it . I didn ' t make anywhere near enough at that job to justify charging people that much . My favorite was the 10 cents per sheet to hand collate stuff on huge jobs that took me hours to do but didn ' t net me any of that extra money the company brought in for it , despite me busting my ass to do so . <| sep |> I ' d probably read the novel , I have a soft spot for grandmas . Don ' t know how old mine is , her and I have been saying she ' s 20 for the last 15 yrs lol . But I can go on forever about her , she ' s the best friend ! Toddles Hun !