This is definitely me whenever I ' ve been with my wife at some event at the kid ' s school . She tries to be active in PTO and things so she ' ll know a bunch of people . I think these people boring as hell . So I talk to myself . In my head . Not out loud . That would be weird . So , this is awful . Yeah , these people are super boring . How can anyone be this boring ? We ' re not boring , are we ? No way , we ' re super interesting and rad . These people are shit . I really don ' t feel bad about contributing nothing more than a handshake to the conversation . Actually feel worse when people try to include me . Did you watch the sports game ? I have some statistics I feel the need to share . I . I have a spaceman on my tshirt . <| sep |> m 8 this is rocket science , everything is calculated