He ' s literally smiling . I love this man <| sep |> Don ' t be so hard on yourself . You ' re still alright in my book ! It ' s a small book so far but it still a book . I suck at this . D <| sep |> I don ' t know the full truth behind BPA by any means , but have heard you would have to EAT multiple bottles to ingest enough for it to do you harm . Then again , it ' s only $ 10 so . <| sep |> Take 1 sq foot . Build up . Make a massive roach motel reaching 1 , 776 ft . Roast roaches and sell their crunchy delicious , protein packed carcasses to China and ST ASIA , where there ' s a food shortage and they go great with Chang beer . Bribe a pilot to fly an helicopter and crash it into the roachscraper , which collapses the building but you ' re good , real good . How good ? You bought an insurance policy containing a clause covering specifically this type of event 2 months prior , AND all the RAID in Scotland . Yeah . Boom , bitchez . Profit . Yard Investigations reveal there ' s no pilot suprise mother fucker ! cause avionics had that tech a decade ago , and you made sure to mindfuckingly reveal the entire plot beforehand via a show called Blown Roachmen , thus immortalizing the debate and to your advantage , cause it couldn ' t be real . Profit . To celebrate , throw the biggest pizza party ever conceived , making sure to email all your friends in high places . Tell them , to get into the estate tell the door guards that the password is Fidelio and make sure they know there ' s gonna be extra cheese , pasta , and walnuts galore . Some for everyone . Pass it around or keep em all to yourself , you ' ve made it big so anything goes . In fact it ' ll be so big , you ' ll need extra sauce and napkins and maps , lots of maps . People get lost without maps . Oh and theres a kiddie pool , so get ready to get wet cause they ' ll definitely be some pizza and swimming involved . Mingle with the upper echelons of society . Profit . But don ' t stop there , capitalize on the chaos cause secretly that ' s been your family ' s motto since Uncle Otto died . In the aftermath of the attack , a hat with a 4 leaf clover is found miraculously unharmed and the CD player in the heli has half a Michael Flately CD in it , proving to all reasonable men that the vicious IRA carried out the attack . Invade Ireland , Newfoundland , and St . Claire . Also , Luxembourg . When ' s the last time shit went down in Luxembourg ? Plus , their prefix is practically slang for money , so they are definitely loaded . Use their money to build roach farms everywhere and when the peons object , denounce their lack of patriotism and remind them to Never Forget !