To sow discord . He is literally a shit starter . Then he ' ll probably short our economy . <| sep |> Well now thats just clearly skiing <| sep |> Go with a brand name Class 10 card . Transcend is the most recommended card , but others are fine as well . Avoid SanDisk Ultra cards . I ' d get a 64 gb . <| sep |> Sponsor Heinz DoofenshmirtzSeries Phineas and FerbDoofenshmirtz wiki pageSeason 1 InventionsSeason 2 InventionsSeason 3 InventionsSeason 4 InventionsBio Dr . Heinz Doofenshmirtz , born and raised in a tiny onehorse European country . He was poor , disliked , and neglected , forever in the shadow of his older brother Roger . Neither of his parents showed up for his birth . He was mostly raised by friendly ocelots . It ' s no wonder that such dreadful circumstances would lead a man to EVIL . In between paying his exwife ' s alimony checks and hanging out with his giant robot minion , he fights his a r c h nemesisslashfriendlyrival Perry the Platypus . Abilities Doofenshmirtz will be able to provide some of his Inators via the Mayhem Dispensers . Every Inator will have a selfdestruct button hidden somewhere on it , which a clever combatant or sponsor may be able to take advantage of . Due to his large and eclectic invention library , the only Inators we will be allowing him are the following complete with gifs ! Coitioninator A ray gun that fires bubbles of Pure Evil to trap foes . Although it is hard to break out of from the inside , it can be popped by outside force . Any Flat Surface Magnet Belt A magnet belt that will attach to a target , then stick to any flat surface . Norm the Giant Killer Robot Man without all extra weapons A friendly eightfoottall robot warrior . Slow Motioninator Ray gun which makes whoever is touched by it move slowly . Giant Robotic Penguin Icy Freeze Your Socks Off Breathinator A penguin robot which can freeze things with its breath . Invisinator Beam which turns visible things invisible . It also turns invisible things visible again , as the gif shows . Rocket Boots Boots which can allow for rocketpowered flightYodleinator A hat which , when worn and activated , can bestow a mellifluous singing voice on even the most grating of voices this is hard to demonstrate through a gif , just trust me . Eulg antiglueThe opposite of glue . Its application to anything will separate it into its base components . This will have no effect on living things . BlowItselfUpInator Guess what this does . Just to make things interesting , let ' s say its explosion is equal to that of tank fire . Historical Army RetrieveInator Retrieves historical armies . For the purposes of this Scramble it will only summon a group of Huns , as shown in the gif . Mustacheinator It instantly creates a big , bushy mustache on whoever it hitsCoolinator This device can remove the cool from people and transfer it into other people . It is powered by espresso . PROMPTCredit to uwhoandwhataami for this promptWhy am I here ? Doof asked . I mean , you kinda kidnapped me when I said I didn ' t want to go with you , so why am I here ? Perry won ' t have any schemes to thwart . I mean , that ' s just cruel . We hate each other don ' t stop that ! Why am I here ? He glanced around and said , Monitors ! What do they show ? He looked at the first . There were to men . The first man was lean and athletic , with a fighter ' s frame and stance and the seasoned stare of a martial artist . In most fights , he ' d be the type of man you ' d put money on , but this isn ' t most fights . Across from him stands a mountain of a man , barechested to expose dense muscle , with gray tights , black boots , and a bateared cowl on his head . He doesn ' t seem like anything special , but from his figure and the way he carries himself imply he ' s much more powerful than he seems . The familiar voice of the Black Baron crackles to life near a microphone on the desk before the screens . Alright , muthafucka , let ' s see if you ' re worth all the hype . My man Bats down there is about to turn that nobody into fuckin ' paste , but you have a chance to stop it . He ' s got an earpiece , and everything you say into the mic , he ' ll hear . You got advice ? Strategy ? Intel ? Now ' s a good time to offer it . Otherwise , if you ' ve got gear for him , drop that shit in the Mayhem Dispenser which must refer to the strange box near the desk that resembles a post office dropoff kiosk and he ' ll get it in the one in the room . If he wins the fight , you make it into the Scramble . The wha If his pasty ass gets splattered on the walls , same happens to you . We clear ? Very clear ! Good , says the Baron . Get crackin '. I want . the Coitioninator delivered to me . Suddenly , it appeared nearby . No wait . replace the Coitioninator with the Coolinator . The change was made . No , my Rocket Boots ! DONE . Now hurry up and put them in . Okeydokey ! The items appeared in the first man ' s hands . Then , a single word , by all was heard . Begin . Doof started talking . Okay , listen . Run for a bit . Now put on the boots . The man stopped to put one on , but was interrupted by Doof saying , Run ! He ran from Batman , who was slightly slower . Put the other one on . As he did , Doof said , They ' re Rocket Boots . Use them ! The man flew haphazardly into a wall , before getting a handle for it . Uh , kick his head . The man flew down and grazed Batman , despite a dodge . Land and run towards the far wall , with the dent . I need to think . He ran . When he was almost there , Doof realized something and yelled , STOOOOOOOOOOP ! The man stopped . Jump ! Turn ! FLY ! He did , and , unable to react . Batman ' s foot was impaled by a barbed spike . Doof , confident , said , I know a trap when I see one ! Now , fly back and land , but hit him in the chest with . your foot as you do . To himself , he noted , Yeesh ! This is hard to explain ! I just fight . and get blown up . On the monitor , the man landed a devastating kick to Batman ' s chest . Batman , who ' d just escaped the spike , flipped over it , wincing . Doof squinted , noticing the wince . Wait , kick him there again when I say . But run now ! The man Wait , fly ! He flew . Batman , oddly , covered his head . Turn , land , and them stop JUST BEFORE you reach him . The man came back , and grounded himself . He ran , ran , and then stopped , as Batman punched . NOW ! The man kicked the masked foe , and he screamed as his cracked ribs were shattered further . He staggered . Don ' t move ! Doof ordered . He looked around the monitors , until he found what he was looking for . Run to your back left , uh . 200 degreES ! Batman had recovered , and punched the man , breaking his jaw . The man ran through the pain . Slow down slightlyyyyy , slightlyyyyy . As Batman had almost caught up . FLYYY ! ! The man jumped , and activated the boots . Batman found himself tied up at the wrists and feet . Doof cheered , and said , Now just beat him up ! 30 seconds later , the Black Baron ' s voice came on . You ' re a clever muthafucka '. Here ' s what you were promised . An orb appeared in the room . Doof grabbed it . Then , suddenly , his body turned wavy . For 17 seconds . Then Doof turned to normal and said , Ccould you see that ? . Probably not . Anyway He nervously crushed the orb . Somewhere , a fifth light went green .