Srs . Makes my face not look as fat on this bulk . FML <| sep |> You explicitly talked about teaching people with phimosis to masturbate . Let me walk you through it real quick . People with phimosis people in early adolescence , usually . People in early adolescence people as young as 12 Teaching people with phimosis to masturbate teaching 12 year olds to masturbate . Just because your frankly puritanical neighbours didn ' t give their privates a good seeing to until they were 18 , doesn ' t mean that other people are the same . Or even should be , good fucking Christ . Kids should be worrying about playing sports and having fun with their friends and watching cartoons and shit . Not jerking it off . Little kids shouldn ' t masturbate . I ' m sorry that this belief that I hold offends you so much