CLIPPERS LITERALLY AFRAID OF WARRIORS ? Sensual <| sep |> God doesn ' t . People do . Earth is a colony . The colonizers put religion here as a tool to promote progress . It works wonderfully . The entire American economy is based on people spending thousands of dollars every year to celebrate Christmas in honor of Jesus . Without Christianity , there ' s no American economy . With no American economy , there ' s no America to be the world ' s police . Without world police , there ' s no order in the world and the colonizers would never visit . If the colonizers never visited , there ' d be no supreme beings to impregnate earthlings with super human offspring like Ariana Grande . Without Ariana Grande we ' d be stuck with Kelly Clarkson and earth life would seriously suck .