So being a Muslim exempts you from paying interest at the bank ? How is this not discrimination against others ? <| sep |> Interesting ! America prefers monopolys and status quo I guess <| sep |> Your percent sign . what ' s going on there ? <| sep |> they aren ' t going to run her again man . <| sep |> oh fuck , Theresa May came to my house following this comment to arrest me for looking at sexually suggestive content . Thankfully , I managed to climb out of the back window whilst they were distracted shooting a fox they spotted outside . I managed to hide in a bush but ended up being found by one of the few dozen police officers deployed to search for me . After a few hours in processing I was quickly found guilty without trial and sentenced to be hanged the next day . The executioner was quite inexperienced as he was 14 and had only just been drafted to serve Queen May and the noose hadn ' t been tied properly so I ended up just chocking for a bit . Luckily the repeal to remove the clause in the British Bill of Rights disallowing the state from killing us like this was still a few days from being law , so they had to cut me down . I ended up being rushed to the nearest PepsiCo NHS hospital and am now in bed waiting for my scheduled lobotomy .