nope . there was one already . Clueboard . co might have extras . <| sep |> This is coming from a totally straight dude . You look like the typa abercrombie and Fitch mofo that girls would lose their shit over . I have no idea why you are having any issues . Especially the social crap . Drop the anxiety . You have one life to love . Hit the gym , fill that frame in and pound the flesh as it comes like rainfall . <| sep |> Try what again ? I know what we are . Just because someone comes along with a new idea doesn ' t reverse centuries of history . Maybe I ' ll write a column describing how we are actually a plutocracy . There ' s strong evidence for that , especially with a billionaire presidentelect and the three dynasties that preceded Obama . Or maybe we are a theocracy with so much tied into our laws from a JudeoChristian standpoint . We still swear in representatives on Bibles after all . Or maybe we are actually somewhat an anarchy , given that our leaders keep getting away with crimes , and then print money to cover it up ala TARP and the quantitative easings . You ' re the one being pedantic . We are a republic . And that ' s how we just had a man elected president who didn ' t win the popular vote . You can call it whatever neologism you wish , it doesn ' t change reality . But hey , keep believing it . And then keep getting shocked by the results .