Hello , I ' d like to place an order for delivery . Sure , I can hold . yes delivery . I ' d like two sausage sandwiches with peppers and onions . yes , large . and umm , two veal parms and a lasagna . Better throw in a large pizza . umm , meat lovers . Yes . Yes this is Governor Christie . And finally monsieur . HJZPzQESq 0 <| sep |> Yep an awesome 910 . Love that wiggle . <| sep |> GUYZ ! ! GUIZE ! !! I just discovered this one , THIS WEEK . It ' s super relevant , given the holiday . Last weekend I went to the grocery story get get a turkey and all the fixin ' s . I noticed that some turkeys were frozen and some were labeled Fresh . never frozen ! but were in fact . FROZEN . They hadn ' t finished thawing before the henchman put them out for customers . bum BA DUMMMMMMI asked the guy running the meat counter about it and he said , Oh some other shopper probably put that turkey back in a freezer so it froze a bit . Then this morning we restocked it . I was like , Dude all 200 of these turkeys are frozen . Did shoppers take all your turkeys and put them in the ice cream freezer , or are you guys lying to consumers so you can charge double at thanksgiving ? He called me an asshole then walked away .