Imo ethion is the best disciple . He is by far the best defender . <| sep |> Mi bands works fine <| sep |> Oh come on . ' Muggle ' 9 year olds who take a few months to read some books know 100 times more about the wizarding world than that bloody idiot who couldn ' t pronounce telephone . I think magic literally makes Wizards stupid . It explains so much . They can ' t handle their own finance goblins do it because math hurts their herds , they are wholly unable to grasp muggle technology , their education system neglects r e a d i n g w r i tingmathematicsscientific inquirymusiceverything required to be a functional adult . I mean , for fuck ' s sake some of those first years couldn ' t pronounce wingardium leviosa while giving their wand a swish and flick . Do you know how easy that is ? I believe a clever parrot could learn that , but 1112 yearold wizards can ' t .