Okay but Jimbo has no reason to leave his perfectly fine job where he ' s built stable success in a recruiting hotbed for LSU <| sep |> He was breeding men not faggots <| sep |> Oh yes . It ' s a major offence to serve alcohol to minors in the USA . It can effectively kill your business . <| sep |> Yeah . All those musicians who haven ' t become rock stars are just completely miserable people with no joys in life . s <| sep |> I ' m not liberal I ' m a leftist . You free market halfprogressives need to wake up . <| sep |> That stinks . It ' s highly variable how such things are handled from university to university . It might be worth at least talking to someone higher up in the department , or a local attorney , to confirm that that ' s really the case . Even at universities with actual police departments frequently that results in overlapping jurisdictions where city police are still allowed to handle crimes on campus , and it wouldn ' t be the first time that a lower level officer fudged the truth to avoid paperwork .