Maybe start off with Holloway , to compensate for the 13 seconds of Aldo . <| sep |> JS may be the # 1 best thing thats ever happened to this team Paul AllenPete Carroll ? <| sep |> I don ' t remember where I heard this . But I heard there was someone who was going to attempt suicide , I guess they went to a cliff , with a noose , a gun , and a suicide pill presumably cyanide or somethingWell I guess they popped the pill . tied the noose , jumped off the cliff and attempted to shoot themselves in the head on the way down , ended up shooting the rope , which caused them to plummet into water below and hit the surface hard enough that they threw up the pill . You know your life sucks when you cant even succeed in what you ' d think is a fool proof suicide .