Lol ! I ' ll take the naked room . As a gay man with SO many people ' s secret being closely held , it would just be gravy to see everyone staring wide eyed at each other as they realize what they all have done in common . <| sep |> Of course they would . <| sep |> My Thanksgiving has been pretty awful . Last night I had to sit through a lecture from my dad about how I am immature and irresponsible for somebody my age . I have very slight aspergers and he pinned it all on that , saying I am incapable of functioning normally in society . My issues aren ' t that though , it ' s the fact that my parents kept me locked down all through high school and college and I couldn ' t be a normal , social person and they sabotaged what few friendships I was able to form over the years because they weren ' t Christian enough . Then today , the conversation was all about how Trump is going to save America , boycotting Target , how Christians are the most persecuted group in America , and how gays are destroying the country and are worthy of death . Now I am being forced to sit through God ' s Not Dead again . I need a drink , but can ' t have that because it ' s demon water .