What ' s the difference between a lobster and a Chinese person who was hit by a bus ? One ' s a crustacean and the other is a crushed asian . <| sep |> Too many characters that people don ' t care about getting way too much screen time . <| sep |> Why did the Denver Post go with a watereddown headline ? It should be trafficking of minors not human trafficking . <| sep |> Why are you reasoning with her ? Explain that it ' s not your decision as it ' s not your home , so tell her to ask your boyfriend and his friends . If she doesn ' t know them well enough to ask , then she definitely shouldn ' t be bringing the kid . You organising it doesn ' t mean that it ' s your problem , although from the sound of your friend , I don ' t know why you ' d even want to deal with her in the first place . I personally wouldn ' t want to be friends with someone who made me feel bad after I kindly invited them round to cook for them .