It seems like it . I texted him at 9 pm earlier and never got a reply . <| sep |> Ok , you ' re drunk . Welcome to the club . I ' ve had several people accuse me of being a murderer . To the police . I am on an FBI watchlist that apparently prohibits me from working for the census . I have zero homicidal tendencies much less actual ambitions . The watch list came from a gun accusation . I like shooting guns but have never owned one and think most people that do are suffering from perceived tiny wee wee complex . While I ' m clearly a bit of a sore loser when it comes to media , at this point , now , that I ' m old and have little to show , my theory class that introduced me to the Noam remains enlightening . My millionaire marketing uncle formerly a partner at sachi and sachi I have no idea if that ' s spelled right , I ' m a little sauced offered me a dream job at Carat . Beer in the work coolers . No cubicles . Couches . I was going to be a media buyer . Despite the favorable cronyism and marriage inducing potential of such a job I could not bring myself to make prediabetes children drink more pepsi despite my abilities to see and exploit . Fear is a natural stimulant to most creatures . Like sex it sells . We live in a world dominated by how much attention you can generate . Trump is a great example . Fear draws attention . Attention improves ratings . High ratings mean more ad dollars for um ah journalism . News used to be the product that was bought . Now news is just some loose narrative to solidify marketable demographics , so you can sell Mt . Dew . Sorry .