I ' ve been trying to achieve this body for years . Every day I eat 12 eggs , 3 pounds of flour , and drink a gallon of milk for breakfast . Then I sprawl out on a mirrored bed outside , and lay in the sun all day , flipping over every hour or so . But instead of going golden brown , I go red . I also usually throw up all my stomach contents by noon . I ' ve come to realize that these body standards are just unrealistic . And you know what ? Fuck these memes for giving men these unachievable standards ! I am a curled up red ball covered in my own vomit right now and I am beautiful ! <| sep |> If only it were slashed through with stretch marks . Worst duck face ever btw <| sep |> Oops , just saw random part , ignore my request I ' ll take any sorry !