There ' s no such thing as good coffee . It all tastes like shit . It tastes less like shit if it was made that same day . I don ' t drink it because I like it , I drink it because I can ' t function without it most days . If I wanted it to taste good I ' d make mocha , but that dilutes the caffeine concentration which defeats the purpose . <| sep |> That dude a legend . <| sep |> Probably a side effect of Shields Down not being accounted for <| sep |> I have no problem with it and I find it relevant . Though I don ' t get many of rJokes stuff <| sep |> Don ' t really think those stats mean anything . There ' s a gun in my house but it hasn ' t been out of the closet in more than ten years . <| sep |> I have the matte liquid lippie in cement and it wears pretty well for about 4 ish hours before it starts to feel dry . Feels like nothing on the lips before that though .