I ' d go Gilbert Arenas , Serge Ibaka , Ben Wallace . No chill Gil would bring his piece , Serge grew up in the Congo , he was born in the darkness , molded by it . Ben Wallace would make a lion shit itself . I would take Ron Artest , but he ' d probably just eat us and become some kind of jungle god . <| sep |> Got a hold of some moon rocks , huh ? <| sep |> Im wearing fleece pants and wool socks as we speak . that feeling when they come out of the dryer all warm and toasty . <| sep |> So Marcos cadaver was decapitated ? <| sep |> That ' s one sexy gym sock . <| sep |> i ' ll sell you a cert breakout for that <| sep |> Not buying Bitcoin early on , could ' ve been a millionaire 😓😓 <| sep |> I totally get that , but I grew up being dragged to highland games by my kiltwearing , bagpipeplaying family , and the whole region shares most all our folk songs with Scotland , and our dialect shares some words and features other English dialects don ' t . Not to mention our cheery demeanor . I know that I ' m not Scottish in the context of the modern area of Scotland , but in an American context , it makes sense to differentiate our Appalachian culture in part by our heritage . We ' re not saying we ' re Scottish like someone from Glasgow is Scottish . We ' re Scottish in ways that other Americans aren ' t . The problem is just that Americans suck at knowing how to communicate with nonAmericans because they don ' t do it that often . I know better than to tell a Scottish person I ' m Scottish , because it means something different to them than it does to me . With Scottish people I mostly don ' t talk about it at all , because they don ' t care , or I tell ridiculous stories about fat Americans acting Scottish at our festivals , because the way we celebrate our heritage is pretty ridiculous sometimes . But for Americans who haven ' t lived in Europe and worked with people from outside the US , I think people could be a little more understanding of what they ' re trying to communicate .