Nah . The best one I ' ve seen is An error occurred while trying to display an error message . That might not be Microsoft , though . I have an error message where Word says There is not enough memory to complete the <| sep |> I kinda like this one . I don ' t instantly see something wrong with it , that ' s a good start . <| sep |> Why are you guys fine with brutal violence on the tv but the instant somebody swears the network gets complaints sent to them ? <| sep |> The billing information page . And you have to actually enter credit card details to see the final page where it will be figured into the total . <| sep |> lol . He was never going to personally investigate her . Preelection , he was going to get a special prosecutor . Two days ago , his aides say he doesn ' t want to pursue charges and he ' d rather let her heal . What kind of hairs are you trying to split ?