Nobody gives a shit aboot Vancouver if global warming makes the true north strong and free <| sep |> Well , Smough didn ' t devour children as far as we know , only people who were to be executed by him , right ? I think it ' s a part of the song , but maybe someone will prove me wrong . Either way , i found it a nice little detail . <| sep |> You could probably get $ 100 for them . <| sep |> Stop doing what ' s comfortable for you ! <| sep |> The hunger games don ' t have guns , only bows and arrows for ranged weapons . <| sep |> Edit This is fairly mild , compared to most . But the moment sticks with me to this day . My girlfriend and I were casually talking about sex , and I mentioned that it ' d be fun to film ourselves . She agreed , and said making our own porn would be fun . She also said it would only be for us , obviously . I said , Well . You ' re hot , we could totally make money from it . I bet you could get popular ! We joked about the idea , and I said she might even be able to hook up with some porn stars . She said , Oh , well if we ' re going to share it online and include other people , I don ' t want it to be with people in the porn industry . I said Oh ? So what , like , random craigslist guys and girls ? She said Eh , no . I mean , I just assumed your friends . My friends ? Well , yea , I mean , we have to get the talent from somewhere . When she 1 Assumed she could casually fuck my friends , and 2 Implied that she would have to look for ' talent ' amongst my friends . It sparked something . Especially because she was being fairly honest about everything she was saying . I know when she said we would have to look to my friends for ' talent ' she didn ' t necessarily mean that I was untalented , but that ' s how I took it . I also took it to mean that I wasn ' t exactly endowed enough to star in porn with her . Which , as much as it sucks to hear , is kind of true . I mean , everyone likes big dicks in their porn . Even when I watch porn , and I see a guy about my size , I kinda just shrug and am not as turned on as much as if the guy were at least a decent size . Decent being above average , I suppose . I was quiet and kinda stewed with what she said . She could tell I was being kinda pouty about something , and she asked what was wrong . I told her I was upset about a couple of things she said . She asked what , so I told her I don ' t understand why she would mention fucking my friends . She just said that she wanted it to be with guys she was comfortable around , not strangers or randos . And besides , she said I was the one who brought up her sleeping with other people in the first place , so she thought it was fine . So yes , I walked into that one . Can ' t fault her for that . Then I asked about the ' talent ' comment , and she just meant it like the showbiz term . As in , the people that would be on screen the people performing with her . I said Well , I could do scenes with you . And she said Then who would hold the camera ? She said she was just teasing me , and that of course I could do some scenes with her note , ' some '. Though she said it would have to be fetishy stuff like mommy and son roleplay , or something . So I guess I ' m not exactly the star cock in our imaginary amateur porn site scenario . It was all just speculative and hypothetical , but that convo sparked something in me . I started off bitter , then after time grew interested , and poked more questions about her sleeping with my friends . We played with that fantasy for a long time , and roleplayed different scenarios . It quickly developed into a full on cuckold kink in less than a year . Sparked more talks , and more scenarios . We ' ve never actually jumped into physically doing it , because she doesn ' t think it is healthy at the moment we ' re long distance . So we just roleplay . And she is amazing at it . And before anyone asks yes , she is open to the idea of cuckoldinghotwifing , but only once we live together . She won ' t even consider doing it while we ' re long distance . Which I don ' t mind .