That ' s part of it too . <| sep |> he ' s missed some easy chances , but has also scored a shit ton of goals . you really can ' t criticize ~~ 11 ~~ 12 goals in last 10 games man . He ' s on fire . not only that his overall game has been really good . he assists , he creates chances , holds up play , wins penalties like 3 or 4 so far . He ' s been one of Roma ' s best players this season . And I just missed his hat trick . <| sep |> Sunday night was , so much regret . <| sep |> I would sell my wife for a Porsche . Anyone want to do a deal ? No refunds , tyre kickers , time wasters or exchanges . Its great to see people have a passion for their real interest in life . We all dream about pursuing the ultimate desires in our hobbies and interests , be it cars , guns , antiques or whatever rocks your boat . The bit about the wife I bring into the picture is because so many of my mates have had to stop their interests in their hobbies like fishing , cars , hunting , flying planes only because the wife had no interest , was a control freak and was anti everything that their husbands do . Its basically sit in the the box called house and watch TV . I have seen my mates turn into senile old men because they cant tinker with what they truly love in their real passions or hobbies . My wife did say its the sailing yacht or me , I said I dont like the look of your attitude so I guess its you .