Thank you 😍 <| sep |> Wait there ' s a bomb in that thing ? Whaaat <| sep |> I remember the first time I ever got a ticket . Coming home from college at 1 AM , empty ass expressway . Just me and lights from a car far off in the distance behind me . Eventually this car reaches me , easily going at least ten miles faster than me and I believe I was going around 15 above the speed limit at that time . Well the car was in the leftmost lane and I was in the rightmost . It happened to be a cop car . I remember thinking Oh shit as he passed , wondering only for a split second if I would get a ticket for speeding . Well the cop car just sped along right past me , and disappeared . Seeing as how I didn ' t get pulled over or anything , I figured I ' m going at a reasonable speed . Then around 1 or 2 minutes later , police lights are flashing behind me . I pull over and the officer says that I was speeding . And he asks me You didn ' t see me ? At that moment I was so confused . I DID just see a cop car speed past me . Then how the hell did you get behind me ? And why didn ' t I get pulled over before ? Of course I realize now that it was most likely two different cop cars , but still , pretty shitty how the first one gave me a false sense of safety AND going much faster than me , only for the second one to swoop in and give me a ticket . And if anyone is wondering , this happened on Long Island , New York , so the speed limit on the expressway is 55 MPH , but 95 % of drivers always go over this speed limit .