Dont camp and get kills <| sep |> You do realize that it also follows from this logic that we shouldn ' t have children ? <| sep |> Edge and Orton <| sep |> That shits gonna stop riiiiiiight about now <| sep |> Jews are greedy assholes <| sep |> In a twist Mexico ends up paying for the wall to keep American refugees out after robot Trump declares he ' s running for his 5 th term . At that point Justin Bieber , the king of Canada , plays a concert in the eutopian city of Juarez calling for peace on earth . It goes down as the greatest concert of all time . The songs are so beautiful that flowers bloom , babies stop crying , and cats and dogs agree to never fight agian . We achieve world peace . 10 minutes later aliens land and wipe us all out since Trump blew the whole military budget to rebuild the white house out of solid gold bricks .