My first tracks of the season were won last Sunday . It smarts . <| sep |> This is where Trump ' s genius comes in . He has many faults but marketing is not one of them . He positioned himself well and the frothing trump supporters and hillary haters lapped it up . <| sep |> Well , I sleep at night with servants to fan me . I don ' t see vampires and I don ' t see the mean nightly low temperatures increasing . Nor do I bother to notice that spring starts a week early and fall a week later , or that in foreign land the sea storms striking the coast are growing in frequency or intensity . Nor do I drink the salty sea waters and notice them getting acidic , or go swimming in the warm coastal shallows where the corals are dying , and I don ' t feast on the plankton and find their shells softened and less crunchy . I am not a worm and don ' t dig up bones in the dirt , nor to I study the layers and how certain bones only appear in certain strata . I did tell my gardener to to grow only pure white and black moths for my speckled birches , and he is good enough to import more when they and all their offspring turn mottled so I don ' t have to see how birds change the populations of such short lived creatures . All things with evidence can be unseen by simply closing ones eyes out looking away . I do not see all this evidence my sages tell me of , so they must not exist this changing weather that extends seasons , warms the night , and kills the crops and forest trees the old bones deeper in the earth that resemble nothing walking the earth or the changing moths the increasing storms or the acidic oceans filled with bleached corals and softened shelled creatures and vampires . Like all these other ' theories ' which have many more physical signs than your vampires are easily overlooked and dismissed as nontangible fantasies , so what makes you think I cannot do the same with something like a vampire ? My sages would point out your willingness to refuse the physical evidence of the intangible changing climate or change of life is the prime evidence of how easy one can choose to dismiss the physical evidence of vampires as not there . I say my sages see bogiemen who change the statically divine nature of life on the planet as made by the gods , devils in the weather that make nights warmer and dead acidic , and specters in the night that they call vampires . They show signs of all theses ' theories ', but I am too faithful and pure to see these tangible bits of proof . So go away with your nonsense of vampires until you bring me one to my court when I am awake . Show me proof that my eyes will see and believe , others take your theory and fantasy tales and leave my court before I have my guards sever your head from your body .