Why wouldn ' t they be able to cook ? They have limbs , and can operate weapons . <| sep |> I try to keep in mind that a LOT of the people claiming they ' d take up arms have decent jobs and families . When they actually take stock of what they ' d lose , I think they ' d mostly grumble and go home . Look , Bill , I want to rise up against tyranny , but Cheryl is about to become a dental hygienist and I just got that Sony 55 TV ! It ' s 4 K , Bill ! 4 K ! ! But the number of militant groups would definitely spike . Again . <| sep |> You ever met one of those girls with horizontal razor cuts on their arms ? I bet you never met a girl with vertical ones . <| sep |> People walking slow in front of you in a narrow pavement <| sep |> Is this a joke ? It ' s a really long wall of text for a bad joke .