My mind is blown , I never put it together that they were all trees . <| sep |> Cheers to you as well , lady ! We DO work our asses off . Mine , well , he HATES doing dishes . So much that when I ask him , it ' s like he ' s just been asked to swim in a pool full of vomit . He thinks it ' s disgusting , and so when I ask him ONCE EVERY 23 MONTHS to do it instead of me , he gets a fucking attitude . And every time , they won ' t even be done ! He will do one load , and leave the rest for me . And then boast about the dishes he did do ! It ' s infuriating ! He wants an award FOR NOT DOING ALL THE DISHES , and what he does do TAKES HIM ALL DAY . I will go in there and knock all the dishes out in a matter of 15 . minutes . that ' s all it takes . 15 minutes . But his excuse is but I HATE doing it . like what ? Do you think my nipples get hard everytime I do them ? ? NO . NO ONE LIKES DOING THEM . but I ' m AN ADULT and I do shit when it needs done . Hellloooo ? ??