Iirc he doesnt answer questions ingame , which is fair , otherwise he would get flooded with questions all the time and wouldnt be able to play . <| sep |> As with any other topic , the anticirclejerk has become just as annoying of a circlejerk . <| sep |> VaultBoy needs to lay off the sweets . <| sep |> Well , the majority of imaginary internet SJW do . <| sep |> Different phrasing , same category <| sep |> Form of air manipulation . <| sep |> I knew things with Monty were a little off shortly after he moved in . He was a pleasant guy a friend of a friend with a surprisingly high credit score for someone didn ' t seem to hold any sort of traditional job . We were walking along the pier and I said something to the effect of , I ' m hungry . Let ' s go get some food . To which Monty responded , I ' m on it , and then proceeded to dropkick a nearby barrel , which for some reason contained a whole roasted turkey . Dig in , he said , tearing off a drumstick . That was Monty . He seemed to be preinstalled with a completely different set of social rules , none of which made any sense to me , but all of which worked for Monty . And worked well , I might add . Take , for instance , the matter of how Monty paid his bills . As I said earlier , he never really had a job . Instead , he would wander about the neighborhood , smashing the potted plants and empty vases of strangers , all of which contained money . Why did people keep money in their potted plants ? I do not know . Why was no one ever all that irked about Monty 1 destroying their property , and 2 stealing their money ? Couldn ' t tell you . It was almost as if it were expected . The cost of living in the same neighborhood as Monty . There was also the matter of Monty ' s fighting . He got into quite a lot of fights . Just a socially abnormal amount . Which was doubly strange , because Monty wasn ' t really a violentseeming man . He just so happened to constantly cross paths with people in desperate need of a good tussle . Which Monty was glad to give them . And when Monty won which was always there were never any repercussions . The police didn ' t care . His victims ' families didn ' t care . Even Monty didn ' t really care . He ' d come home , scuffed and bruised , and just eat another turkey leg and be fresh as a daisy in no time . The fighting , it so happened , was also connected to Monty ' s hoarding . Monty was an inveterate looter . When he defeated a stranger on the bus , he always took a token or three throwing knives , funny capes , animal costumes , bombs . When he roamed the neighborhood , smashing up boxes and sheds , he ' d snatch anything and everything he could find , whether he ever intended to use it or not . You might think the hoarding would be a problem for me , given we didn ' t have an especially big apartment . But no . Monty carried all those enchanted swords and knobbly little lutes around with him on his person , at all times . Where ? No idea . I mean , he favored cargo shorts , which explained it somewhat , but even so . How do you comfortably store seven different kinds of lance in your pants without tearing a hole ? Improbable , right ? Once Monty wanted to go to an exclusive club . Well enough , except we weren ' t the exclusive type , so I had my doubts . And sure enough , the bouncer bounced us . Monty , though , was undeterred . He walked into a nearby alley and came back with a cardboard box . Alright , he said . Get in the box . We ' re going in . I probably don ' t need to tell you it worked that disguised as a cardboard box , we marched right past that guard like walking boxes were always welcome in the club . On it goes . He occasionally breaks bricks with his forehead , just because he can . There are at least two different mad scientists that build loony android assassins just to fight Monty and when he wins he steals their weird android powers . I have literally seen him attack someone with bubbles . And that seems to be an expected outcome . So . It ' s fine , I guess . He pays his rent on time . He ' s usually pretty quiet . All in all , he ' s a good roommate , even if I am getting pretty fucking sick of turkey legs .