Sim it on askmrrobot with chi wave and with EOTT . Chi wave sims about 2 k dps more with the boots on than EOTT <| sep |> Oh man yep . At first we were all swept up in the fever of Pokmon Go . We argued about which team we ' d picked . We ' d head out in the middle of the night to finally capture the gyms . We ' d have group chats where we ' d send screenshots of the new Pokmon we ' d caught . We ' d use third party websites and plan trips out to catch whatever we were missing . You ' d see business people , suited up , running around the city streets on their lunch , yelling to their buddies that there was a luredup pokstop nearby . We all bought portable chargers so we ' d never have to fall behind due to a lack of battery . Those in the suburbs died first . They hated that they could walk for miles in their local area and still only find ratata , pidgey and the occassional caterpie . You ' re still playing ? they ' d ask as you tried to talk about the Starmie you ' d just found in the city . It ' s just not fun , playing in the suburbs . I gave up . Then we city workers and dwellers were next , with nobody to share our achievements with . I found a Lapras in my office toilet was now a phrase met with either disdain or disinterest . We were levels ahead but now the race felt pointless . The tracking doesn ' t even work . It ' s stupid . And then last week , I took my tenyearold nephew shopping and said I ' d buy him any book he wanted . He ran back with The Ultimate Guide to Pokmon Go , a manual that had a large Reduced by 80 % sticker on it . A stark brandishing of a failed enterprise , emblazoned in obnoxious orange . But nephew , why this ? Why now ? You don ' t even have a phone . I know , Uncle SerSonett . But I want to be prepared for when I do get a phone , and I can be part of the fun . And we wept , bitter tears for a nowdead epoch that once sang only of promise .