We had a goblin companion in our group once . His name was something like Jushke ' rwa , but no one could pronounce it so we called him Juice . Little fucker travelled with use for five sessions , leveling up several times and we turned him into a barbarian goblin lord who was almost as scary in combat as a PC . Out of combat he was a bumbling font of minor evil , constantly grabbing asses of the townswomen we would pass , or trying to eat children ' s pets , or trying to fornicate with livestock if we turned our backs on him for one minute . He was never too successful with any of his misdeeds , except when he robbed a bank after our warlock turned him invisible so that he wouldn ' t be attacked on sight in town . Our party was in said bank to make a deposit from our latest adventures , and as we were dropping off the gold he slipped into the vault and made out like a bandit with 500 platinum and the largest matched pair of diamonds he could ' ve rolled to find . I still miss that little piece of shit .