I mean ya if your tailor sucks <| sep |> I think I ' ve seen the exact same type of comment posted for year for each of the COD releases . <| sep |> Tom Herman is the truth . Praise be . <| sep |> There is a vast underground network of tunnels and enclosures that house an ancient race . I ' ve seen them , I ' ve fought with them , and altered the course of Earth ' s history by fighting against the prophecy . They call it something else down there , but to us , it ' s Global Warming . To them , it ' s a breaking of the Earth ' s spirit , where she has a fever , if you will . The antibodies will come to protect her . Those antibodies are the forces that will end humanity . We have to delve deeper into the networks , with scientists and researchers , to uncover the great mystery of the prophecy . If we go down , we can stop Global Warming forever . The response came . It ' s a hoax ! Banish the liar and take away his new belongings . The armor he wears is government property . Trump will have a word with you . Global Warming ? We ' re not even close to China , the inventors of such a disastrous mess . Take heed , we will stop your psychosis and you will live very comfortably inside a mental institution forever . The hero solemnly replied . Trust me , I know what bedevils you . It ' s the curse of the enemy . Global Warming is real . The prophecy says we will all suffocate in the fumes of our own devices . In China , they should know best . You ' re clearly flawed in your reasoning . I will return to the cave dwellings which form a vast network underground , and try to convince you .