South Park , ahead of the curve <| sep |> statistically we ' re just as bad right now , we just allow less points . I know thats an improvement but when your defense can ' t get off the field and the rushing defense shows literally zero improvement you ' re never going to be a competitive team <| sep |> Michigan will probably fit your description perfectly . It has a large rural population with an unclear area between a lot of urban and rural areas . Plus , a lot of the cities have massive issues with crime . Michigan also has a lot of cities on the most dangerous list . Add in the fact that a lot of eventual serial killers have ties to it , and you have a massive case for domination . <| sep |> I ' d suck the sweat off those nuts and then ear that ass for hours .