When the nursing home forgets to check the bed for the spoon and fails to turn the patient for several days . The patient becomes part man , part spoon . Then the patient dies of sepsis . <| sep |> It ' s like this in Australia , it gets pretty personal over the two parties of Labor vs . Liberal during an election , but then afterwards you wonder what the hell happened because politics goes out the window and its like the election never happened since everyone ' s now a person instead of a supporter of Labor or Liberal . Its more like a grand final game than an election . <| sep |> You ' re vilifying brick walls now , kool aid man . <| sep |> I think Vincent is clearly the best off your current list , it works excellently . Suggestions Casper , Beckett , Jason , Andrew , Victor ?