This dude is one of the most talented TE ' s in the game but he simply can ' t stay healthy . <| sep |> I ' VE BEEN SOFT RESETING FOR A SHINY POPPLIO SINCE SUNDAY AND HAVE HAD LITERALLY ZERO LUCK . ~~ 14069 ~~ 14096 FML CHANCE IS STUPID AND RNJESUS HATES ME . EDIT ALSO I HAVE SEEN THE DAMN INTRO SO MANY TIMES THAT I ' M STARTING TO MEMORIZE IT . PLS SEND HALP . <| sep |> Bortles throws TDs , therefore he must be good . I would imagine that this is what you ' re insinuating , though I could be mistaken . It ' s been said before , but stats don ' t tell the whole story of a garbage time QB like Blake Bortles . I ' ve watched every game this year and he has looked absolutely atrocious . In fact , he ' s one of the primary reasons we ' ve had the kind of season we ' ve had . Bad decision making , bad reads , and an arm that struggles to generate enough power to fling ducks .