Boner of my sword intensifies Source <| sep |> No , only if you miss the hydrant and end up being peed on . peed on by the dog , anyways . <| sep |> Yeah but the Brits colonised it . <| sep |> Thanks for the assist , folks . Didn ' t know she was a TS , but <| sep |> Anyone remember when a kid walked up to take the duck ? Cant seem to find it <| sep |> Remember last week I walked out in the middle of a job interview ? 3 Well , they offered me the job anyways . I was going to take it but my current workplace wanted me to stay , so they offered me either a pay raise or cut down my work hours for the same salary . So now I work 1 hour and a half less per day and I get paid the same as I used to . It ' s pretty awesome . TLDR Getting another job offer means leverage , and leverage is very important to get what you want .