you have to visit nonPortland Oregon to understand . At least in southern Oregon , people are just as pretentious as they are in Portland , except they worship redneck culture . I ' ve never seen so much cammo and confederate flags in my life . People there also HATE Californians and resent them taking over their state . <| sep |> Should I add a s to play safe ? <| sep |> Joke timeQ What was the name of the dog on the Brady Bunch ? A Alice ! <| sep |> i doubt christ drank sake <| sep |> You fill me up ! Let ' s push the payload . <| sep |> My FIL dipped my 4 monthold ' s finger in a sweet and spicy dipping sauce at a Thai restaurant so she ' d put it in her mouth , after being explicitly told that she wasn ' t getting real food until she was 6 months old . I noticed and put a stop to it , but I could have killed him . Babies rub their eyes about as much as they put their fingers in their mouths , and I don ' t even want to imagine what would happen if she got chili sauce in her eyes . I ' d have flipped . People not respecting parenting decisions , especially ones backed by science and common sense , makes me crazy .