Because I am a lazy asshole . <| sep |> Please , please , please write a book . Your writing style is magnificent and your verbose expression of fury is filled with such elegant savagery . Please write something <| sep |> From murder charges to friendly old uncle dogg , handing out Thanksgiving turkeys . Quite the arc . <| sep |> I ' m gonna be a little bit of an ass to try and make a point I think your comment is fair but I disagree with it . In response to your edit , how do you determine what qualifies as necessary for survival though ? Food and water are required for sure . Shelter , I guess you can make a case for as well . But is electricity really required for survival or just for comfortable living does clothing fall under this designation ? Is the internet required for someone to survive ? Is a smartphone required for survival ? Moreover , who gets to determine what qualifies as enough for survival ? An elected official ? A nonelected appointed official ? A lobbyist who pushes for specific products due to investments ?