RPGentlemen ' s The Kain Campaign , five dudes playing DD . One of them plays sentient garbage . It ' s hilarious and I highly recommend . <| sep |> No idea . This explanation might be a community joke . found it on the wikiThis article or section has been rated D for Dwarf . It may include witty humour , notsowitty humour , bad humour , injokes , and references to the Bay 12 forums . Don ' t believe everything you read , and if you miss some of the references , don ' t worry . It was inevitable . Fishing requires no equipment , as Fisherdwarves have developed a highly superior fishing method . When tasked , the dwarf will go out to a body of water he has picked and wade in knee deep . The dwarf then simply lowers his prestigious beard into the water and waits . Inevitably a fish will arrive , attracted by the remains of the dwarf ' s last meal still lodged in his beard . When the fish makes the fatal error of attempting to acquire this morsel , it is hopelessly entangled . In some kobold societies they fish exclusively with nets made from dwarf beard hair . The only flaw in this method is that devilish carp have learned to drag dwarves into rivers by their beard . In some instances , when the carp rips out a significant portion of the Fisherdwarf ' s beard , he will simply allow himself to drown . Most dwarves see this as more honorable than returning home in horrible beardless shame .