Look at those snout puffs ! <| sep |> The winner is going to be from either Michigan or Ohio bible belt states would be uncooperative and short sighted , assuming raw violence will make them victorious . They ' ll kill each other quickly , and lose to more organized states . Assuming it ' s the most impoverished that get selected , all the highly urban states will be sending kids that have never strayed 5 miles from a McDs . IL , CA , and all of upper North East . They ' ll cry themselves to death . The Pacific Northwest would put up an illadvised pacifist front , and be promptly killed and eaten by Alabama or Louisiana . RIP . The final states will be Montana , Idaho , Wyoming , the Dakotas , Wisconsin , Ohio , Michigan , Utah , Arizona , and New Mexico . The south western states have a chance in a temperate climate , but if it ' s snowing , sorry , you ' re doomed . An uneasy pact of the northern Midwestern states will have gotten them this far , but the Dakotas killed Minnesota for being too softwhiney , and Wisconsin is slowly getting on their nerves . Wyoming Idaho and Montana aren ' t quite sure how to control them , so they ' re slowly cutting ties . SD sees the writing on the wall , and a blood bath breaks out . Only Montana survives . Michigan and Ohio spent the first week or so bickering about which state is better , and eventually it devolved into some repressed sexual venting . Real graphic , homoerotic BDSM stuff . It was really good for ratings , so the powersthatbe kept them somewhat sheltered . Eventually Montana tracks them down and eventually stabs one of them right in the anus . The other , in a fit of conflicted roid rage , beats the cowboygirl to death with a baseball bat . The End .