I ' ve said Trump is everything the right has complained about for the last 8 years . They will back him on anything because they tossed their principles out the door in order to win . Well now they have power . So either he lies about everything or we get Kansas on a federal level . Gonna be a fun four years <| sep |> It ' s gotta be the part about Jesus , what a great guy . And I mean really really great , amazing even . The guy could turn water into wine . Can you believe it ? It ' s true , give him some water and he ' ll turn it into wine . That is not easy to do . I know , I ' ve tried it myself with Trump wine . If I could just snap my fingers and turn water into wine , I would be a billionaire . . . uh , I mean I would be a multibillionaire . No , a trillionaire . Jesus was great .