God Don't Make No Trash or Up Your Ass with Broken Glass

God Don't Make No Trash or Up Your Ass with Broken Glass is the debut EP of Chicago-based Punk Rock supergroup The Falcon, composed of Brendan Kelly and Neil Hennessy of The Lawrence Arms, Dan Andriano of Alkaline Trio, and Todd Mohney, formerly of Rise Against.

This is the band's first release, and the only one to feature the guitars of Mohney. 

The EP is notable for having two titles, along with two alternative titles given to each song. This has been stated to be in tribute to The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, where each episode has two names. The EP was released on CD and a small run of blue 10" vinyl, limited to 666 copies.

Track listing
 Huffing the Proverbial Line Off the Proverbial Dong; or, Blood and the Frog - 2:13
 I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself to Sleep; or, the Routes We Wander - 2:44
 Look, Ma! No Fans!; or, Do You Want Fries with These Songs? - 2:02
 Feed the Monkey, Drown the Worm; or, Goin' Home - 2:36
 Building the Perfect Asshole Parade; or, Scratching Off the Fleas - 2:41

Performers
Brendan Kelly - Vocals, Guitar
Todd Mohney - Guitar
Dan Andriano - Bass
Neil Hennessy - Drums

Additional personnel
 Engineered and produced by Neil Hennessy
 All songs by Brendan Kelly and the Falcon
 Cover art by Heather Gabel

References

Category:The Falcon (band) EPs
Category:2004 EPs
Category:2004 debut albums
Category:Red Scare Industries EPs