( A stranger stops to help ) Everything OK ?
neutral
user
No ! My tour bus got a speeding ticket not ten minutes ago . Now my engine is on fire !
sadness
assistant
I think that's just steam . Your engine's overheated .
neutral
user
Do you know a lot about cars ?
neutral
assistant
A little bit . I'll take a look if you want me to .
neutral
user
Please . Thank you so much for stopping .
happiness
assistant
Yeah , she's hot . Radiator's leaking . Looks like you were running her pretty hard .
neutral
user
That must have been just before I got the speeding ticket .
neutral
assistant
Did you have an accident recently ... Hey , wait a second ! I know this car !
neutral
user
You do ?
neutral
assistant
I ran into it a couple of weeks ago . What do you know ? Name's Hal .
neutral
user
I'm Akimbo . Nice to meet you , I guess .
neutral
assistant
Boy , I'm sure sorry about your car . Hey , Akimbo , I wonder if you'd like to make a deal ?
neutral
user
What kind of deal ?
neutral
assistant
I'd like to give you cash for the damage to your car .
neutral
user
You don't want your insurance company to pay for it ?
neutral
assistant
I'd rather not . They'll raise my rates . It'll cost me more in the long run .
neutral
user
If you give me cash , do you care if I don't fix the car ?
neutral
assistant
Hell , I don't care . Just don'T submit a report to your insurancecompany .
neutral
user
It's a deal , Hal . Thanks again for stopping to help . And thanks for smashing my car !
happiness
assistant