Alright , we need to have a plan here . First of all , which bed do you want ?
neutral
user
Well , everybody wants the bottom bunk . Why don't we flip a coin for it ?
neutral
assistant
Alright . Do you have a coin ?
neutral
user
Yes . Here's a quarter . I flip it , you call it in the air .
neutral
assistant
Heads .
neutral
user
Sorry , it's tails . You lose .
neutral
assistant
Oh , well . So you get the bottom bunk . What about our stereos ? It looks like we both brought our stereos . Probably we only have room for one .
neutral
user
Your stereo is better than mine . Do you mind if we use yours ?
neutral
assistant
No , I don't mind . I just don't know where we can put the speakers in this tiny room .
neutral
user
Probably we can put one on that counter . And we can put one on the floor by the bed . Over there .
neutral
assistant
Alright . That's a good plan . What about the desks ? We have two desks , one by the window and one by the door ? Which one do you want ?
neutral
user
Well , the desk by the window is nicer , of course . Don't you think ?
neutral
assistant
Yes , I agree .
neutral
user
So since I got the bottom bunk , why don't you get the desk by the window ? That would be more fair .
neutral
assistant
Alright .
neutral
user
I mean , we could flip a coin for it , but I would probably win again . I'm incredibly lucky you know . Especially with girls .
neutral
assistant
Is that right ?
neutral
user
Yes , that's right .
neutral
assistant
Well , I hope you let me hang out with you then . Maybe I can learn from you .
neutral
user
Oh , certainly . Certainly . I'm always willing to help beginners.Just call me Big Brother Dave .
neutral
assistant
Are all lucky people so stuck up ?
disgust
user
C'mon , don't take it seriously ! I'm just kidding .
neutral
assistant
Anyway , I get the desk by the window , you get the bottom bunk . That's it .
neutral
user
Why don't we start unpacking these boxes ?
neutral
assistant
I will go get something to eat . You unpack first.Then , when I come back , I'll unpack .
neutral
user
Alright . See you later .
neutral
assistant