I need to go to the bank .
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user
But they are closed today .
neutral
assistant
Closed ? Are you kidding ? What is it , some kind of holiday today ?
surprise
user
Have you already forgotten ? What's the date today ?
neutral
assistant
Oh , it's the first of April , April fool's day
neutral
user
You forgot all about it , didn't you ?
neutral
assistant
So I have , but I has reminded me at least one thing I need to remember .
neutral
user
What's that ?
neutral
assistant
Tomorrow is my wife's birthday .
neutral
user
Better not forget that , so kill you if you don't get her something .
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assistant