my nerves are bad to-night
Yea, theyr Firmament-propping foundation shal be adequated with the Valley of Iehosaphat: whose sublimity (whiles it is in beheading) the skie shall resign
November 13, 2013 § Leave a comment
Alain de Botton specialises in a kind of humdrum potted sagacity, the kind of stuff that has all the outward appearance of insight while managing to avoid saying anything at all. This mushy nothingness can take the form of pointless tautology ('In a meritocracy, success comes to seem earnt – but failure deserved'), excerpts from the Dictionary of Twee Vacuousness ('Magnanimity: the one who was right does not say 'I told you so,' the one who was wronged does not seek vengeance'), outright untruth ('Choosing a spouse and choosing a career: the two great decisions for which society refuses to set up institutional guidance'), inspirational pap ('Our real motivation comes from people who don't believe in us'), and the final spluttering descent into total incoherency ('The end logic of our relationship to computers: sincerely asking the search engine "what should I do with the rest of my life?"').
These nuggets are all from his inevitable Twitter account; for the really heavy froth you'll have to turn to his books. To be fair, Alain de Botton is a man of great intellectual breadth. In his many published works he has managed to be boring about Proust, anodyne about art and architecture, tedious about travel, and spend several hundred pages completely failing to understand love, sex, and religion. Aside from the general awfulness of his writing, it's on these last two subjects (I don't really like Proust) that his peculiar monstrosity really shines through. In Religion for Atheists (Penguin, 2012) he tries to reconcile the virtues of religious faith with a non-belief in an objectively existing God. That's perfectly fine; plenty of worthwhile thinkers (Bloch, Althusser, Agamben, Badiou) have tried to do the same. However, for de Botton religion is useful because it 'teaches us to be polite, to honour one another, to be faithful and sober' and because it can help us learn 'how to face the trials of the workplace with a modest and uncomplaining temper.' No it's not. Religion is fire and passion, a point of connection between humanity and the infinite, the cry of the oppressed creature, the foundation of universalism. It's meant to be vast and terrifying and emancipatory. In the face of the vastness of the Absolute Other all human distinctions are meaningless; that's why so many radical liberation movements have been religious in nature. What this book does is try to turn six millennia of blazing fervour into a half-baked set of minute consolations. It's an act of hideous violence.
That's bad enough, but How To Think More About Sex (Picador, 2012) might be the worst book ever written. It's not too long, but de Botton manages to squeeze into its pages an entire compendium of some of the most grotesque and ungodly sexual acts ever committed. There are the infamous blood orgies of the Mughal emperors, in which the slit throat of a young harem slave was used as a lubricant; there are the thanatophilic séances of certain Theosophist sects, in which the spirits of the dead were summoned and subjected to days of sexual torture; there's the story of the medieval Saint Quasivermus of Caenumia, who held that congress with earthworms was the only unsinful carnal activity. His book describes every possible interposition of body parts with orifices: there are toes in nostrils, the practice of 'elbow-fucking,' and one instance in which an entire dwarf is inserted into an anus. The whole book is awash in a queasy sea of bodily effluent – blood, vomit, bile, cum, pus, piss. Of course, none of this is in the text itself, but it's the unvoiced content of de Botton's continual refusal to follow his title and actually think about sex. What he does is recoil from it. For him, sex is for procreation and to stave off loneliness; it's always a fundamentally selfish act. Most of the time it's a case of 'squandered human energy;' he continually resorts to the idea of sexuality being somehow base: a vestigal, degrading, primal urge we'd all be better off without. At one point he even upholds impotence as an 'achievement of the ethical imagination.' None of which is necessarily objectionable – maybe we would be better off without libidinality, free to concentrate on more important things like compiling spreadsheets of sporting statistics and overthrowing capitalism – except for the fact that de Botton never actually makes any argument for this position; he just presents it as a given. He doesn't seem to even consider the idea that sexuality might be fundamentally related to how we can conceive of ourselves as people, or even that it might actually be enjoyable.
Alain de Botton doesn't understand sex or religion because sexual and religious experiences are fundamentally transcendental; they allow people to escape the bounds of the atomised subject. They point, however darkly, to something we can't quite name or describe. They are experiences that are not yet completely banal, and there's no room for that kind of thing in his watered-down gruel of a philosophy. Does Alain de Botton fuck? Of course he doesn't. What happens is the female of the de Botton species releases her eggs in the water, and the male comes along later and fertilises them. read more
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Greek debt unsustainable, says Rehn, who rules out restructuring
Somewhere, in some book or other, I really can't remember which, I wrote the sentence 'Everything passes, but nothing entirely goes away.' Or possibly 'Everything passes, but nothing entirely disappears.' It had a context. I imagine it was to do with the nature of personal history, trauma or pleasure, either. It referred casually to psychoanalytic theories of the unconscious. And also commented on the banality of the 'everything passes' cliché. It wasn't a sentence on its own. No sentence ought to be. I've been writing a daily #todaysrandomreading on Twitter recently, but the point is that it is random, and not intended to offer meaning or wisdom. I'm an aficionado of pointlessness.
Now, I keep seeing it quoted on Twitter and in blogs, in various languages, as if it belonged in the Big Book of Deathless Truths. Everything passes, but that sentence doesn't entirely go away. I am deeply embarrassed for myself whenever I see it. While I'm pretty sure I thought about it as I wrote it in, as I say, context, it's a cloud of airy nothing put out there on its own. Like a scrap of a torn shirt carefully washed and hung out to dry, to be clean and useless. I hate homilies. read more
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