Super Smash Bros- Reactions to All Characters
The Super Smash Bros series has been around for over 20 years now. The idea of this was something gamers back then only ever dreamed of, or didn't even bother to dream of because it just seemed so outrageous that we were certain it would never happen.
But one day, Nintendo gave us a game that put video games' biggest stars in the same arena and let you battle each other. The novelty of this idea has still not worn off on me, and each time I play it, I still have that feeling like I'm playing it for the first time (which is something to be said, since I've probably put a good few thousand hours between all the games).
This might be because each game boasts an ever-growing roster of fighters, the latest entry, Ultimate completely destroying all previous games when it comes to content.
Every time a new character is revealed, the internet seems to go into a frenzy, mainly because they don't like the character, or feels they aren't deservant enough, and that someone else would have filled that spot better. Or people are ecstatic about the new character. Originally, the game's roster was only reserved for Nintendo characters, but it has since grown to include many fighters from third-party companies such as Capcom and Sega, so that now Super Smash Bros is a celebration of video game history, not just Nintendo's history.
So to honor this wonderful franchise, and to throw my hat into the online brawl of opinions, I am going to list a quick reaction of each character in the series. The reaction will obviously be from the game they debuted in.
And for the record, I love every single character, and I don't care who they put in the game, for a new character is a new character, and that excites me, regardless of who it is.
1. Mario: (SSB)
"Well of course he'd be the first choice."
2. Donkey Kong (SSB)
"Great choice."
3. Link (SSB)
"Weird that they went with adult Link, since he's been a kid in like all his games."
4. Samus (SSB)
"Well, I guess this is the closest thing we're going to get to a 'Metroid 64.'"
5. Yoshi (SSB)
"How in the world is he going to fight on his own? …Oh that's how. I love it!"
6. Kirby (SSB)
"Oh my God! He can actually steal the other's powers!"
7. Fox (SSB)
"So that's what he looks like outside of an Arwing. I wonder how he fights?"
8. Pikachu (SSB)
"Holy crap, they put a Game Boy character into this game? Why would they do that? But it's awesome to see what he looks like in 3D!"
9. Luigi (SSB)
"I mean, he has to be in it, but why does he have the same moves as Mario? Then again, he doesn't exactly do anything differently in his games."
10. Ness (SSB)
"Who is that? He's from what?"
11. Captain Falcon (SSB)
"Who's this now? There are people inside the F-Zero cars?"
12. Jigglypuff (SSB)
"Of all the Pokemon they have to choose from, why the heck this one?"
13. Peach (Melee)
"Wow, I didn't think they'd put a damsel in distress in a fighting game. Kind of interesting."
14. Bowser (Melee)
"Yes! I wished he was in the first! I was afraid they were excluding villains."
15. Ice Climbers (Melee)
"Who the heck are…wait, there's two of them? Awesome!"
16/17. Zelda/Sheik (Melee)
"Oh cool, another princess. It's crazy how they come up with move sets for these girls. WHAT?? She can transform into Sheik!?!?! Genius!"
18. Dr. Mario (Melee)
"Ha, that's a clever choice. At least he's got the same moves as Mario so I don't have to learn another character."
19. Pichu (Melee)
"What is this, a baby Pikachu? And he hurts himself? Lame."
20. Falco (Melee)
"Oh nice, I love Falco. It's good to see them putting secondary characters in."
21. Marth (Melee)
"Guess I should move to Japan. I don't think it's fair they put people from games that aren't released globally."
22. Young Link (Melee)
"Woohoo! They put him in, and kept adult Link!"
23. Ganondorf (Melee)
"Oh nice, another awesome villain. Oh wait, why does he have the same moves as Captain Falcon?"
24. Mewtwo (Melee)
"Now they're using their heads. This is the kind of Pokemon we want!"
25. Roy (Melee)
"Oh…another one. Hey! His attacks have fire! Cool!"
26. Mr. Game & Watch (Melee)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my God! I forgot about those old games! Best character choice by far!"
27. Metaknight (Brawl)
"Nice choice, he's an awesome character in the Kirby series."
28. Pit (Brawl)
"Huh, I always thought his name was Icarus."
29. Zero Suit Samus (Brawl)
"Yes! I was hoping she'd be in it! It's cool how final smashes switch between her and regular Samus."
30. Wario (Brawl)
"Nice, I was hoping they'd put him in. I wish they gave him more moves from his Game Boy games though. But it's really cool they gave him his original and Warioware costumes."
31. Solid Snake (Brawl)
"Oh my God! A third-party character. The possibilities now are huge! But Snake? He seems so out of place. But after playing him, I have faith they can now make any character work in this series."
32. Ike (Brawl)
"A nice replacement for Roy. At least I know what Fire Emblem is now, even if I don't know the character."
33/34/35. Pokemon Trainer-Squirtle/Ivysaur/Charizard (Brawl)
"Wow, I can't believe they actually did this! Me and my brothers always said something like this would be amazing!"
36. Diddy Kong (Brawl)
"Yes! I wanted him, but was afraid he was owned by Rare."
37. Lucas (Brawl)
"Another Ness? Okay…"
38. Sonic (Brawl)
"YES! YES! YES! He was my most wanted, but I never thought it would happen! Wow, Mario and Sonic fighting in the same game. That's so bizarre, but every 90's kid's dream!"
39. King Dedede (Brawl)
"Nice, Bowser's got some competition."
40. Olimar (Brawl)
"I'm not surprised, with how popular Pikmin is. I never played the games, but he looks like the most unique and interesting character in the Smash Bros."
41. Lucario (Brawl)
"If they are going to make someone similar to Mewtwo, why not keep Mewtwo in it, since he's cooler and I know who that is?"
42. R.O.B. (Brawl)
Looks up what R.O.B. is from. "Haha, a great pick, the Mr. Game & Watch out of nowhere selection for Brawl.
43. Toon Link (Brawl)
"Yes! I wanted them to replace Young Link with him, and it seems they have! Hallelujah!"
44. Wolf (Brawl)
"YES! Are you kidding me? This game is giving me all my most wanted!"
45. Villager (4)
"Well that's an interesting choice. I don't like Animal Crossing, but I guess it's overdue."
46. Mega Man (4)
"OH MY LORD! YESSSS! One of my most wanted for this game!"
47. Wii Fit Trainer (4)
"Hahaha nice! I never saw that coming!"
48. Rosalina & Luma (4)
"I was wondering if they were going to put her in it. I was kind of hoping they would."
49. Little Mac (4)
"Yes! He's my most wanted!"
50. Greninja (4)
"I don't know who that is, but he looks like a worthy Pokemon."
51/52/53. Mii Gunner/Fighter/Swordsman (4)
"I was shocked these guys weren't in Brawl. I figured their wasn't a way to implement them, but I'm happy to see they did so spectacularly."
54. Palutena (4)
"Wow, I never thought she'd make it since she really doesn't do anything in her game. But I am thrilled!"
55. Pac-Man (4)
"Amazing! I can't believe I never even considered him a possibility, especially since he is one of the most historical characters in video games."
56. Robin (4)
"Another Fire Emblem character I don't know. But at least he's not a primary sword user and looks to be the coolest character from that series."
57. Shulk (4)
"Another dream come true! I didn't think it was possible for him to be in it! This is wonderful!"
58. Bowser Jr. (4)
"Nice! I was wondering if they would make him, though I didn't expect him to be like this. And putting the Koopalings as his alts is incredible!"
59. Duck Hunt (4)
"HAHAHA. I thought Wii Fit Trainer was the classic out of nowhere character, but this might take the cake."
60. Lucina (4)
"Another Marth clone…didn't really need that. Oh wait, she was originally going to be an alt costume for Marth? Then I'm very glad she's her own character!"
61. Dark Pit (4)
"I was happy with a color alt for Pit, but okay, I'll take this."
62. Ryu (4)
"Wow, one of the most iconic characters from a fighting game joins the roster of a completely different fighting game. How interesting, and I am excited!"
63. Cloud (4)
"Wow! This is a big deal, and he look's awesome!"
64. Corrin (4)
"A character from a Fire Emblem game that hasn't come out yet? That's the best kind of advertisement. At least they're really unique and awesome looking!"
65. Bayonetta (4)
"Wow, I did not see this coming. She is really out of place, being a highly sexualized and violent character. This could be very interesting, and I am excited to see what they do with her."
66. Inkling (Ultimate)
"Yes! I was hoping they were DLC in the last game, so I'm a very pleased they're the first new character to be announced."
67. Daisy (Ultimate)
"Great choice for an echo!"
68. Dark Samus (Ultimate)
"Dark Samus was one of my most wanted, but not as an echo…She has a huge potential move set, but I guess I'm glad she's in it in some way."
69. Chrom (Ultimate)
"Meh. I know a lot of people wanted him, so good for them."
70. Ridley (Ultimate)
"Now all the people who've been begging for him the last 10 years can finally shut the eff up."
71. Simon (Ultimate)
"WOOOO!!!!! He's my most wanted third-party character since they put in Sonic!!!"
72. Richter (Ultimate)
"A double-dose of my most wanted? Cool!"
73. King K. Rool (Ultimate)
74. Isabelle (Ultimate)
"This is the first time I have been disappointed by a character selection. Do we really need another Animal Crossing character?
"Oh wait, she's fun."
75. Ken (Ultimate)
"I was hoping they'd make him an echo."
76. Incineroar (Ultimate)
"Another new Pokemon I don't know, but he looks pretty interesting!"
77. Piranha Plant (Ultimate)
"Is this a joke? Nope I guess it's not. How hilariously genius of a character!"
78. Joker (Ultimate)
"Who? Oh, I've heard of the Persona series. Didn't realize it was that popular. Maybe this is another advertisement character? He looks cool though.
79. Hero (Ultimate)
"Wow, they really made him play like an RPG character. I love the four different versions. I can't believe this is the only fighter to use a sword and shield besides the Links."
80. Banjo-Kazooie (Ultimate)
"I was kind of hoping they'd put him in, he's a great fit in the Smash universe.
81. Terry (Ultimate)
"Well that's a random choice."
82. Byleth (Ultimate)
"There's got to be one from Fire Emblem. They look awesome at least."
83. ARMS Rep (Ultimate)
"YES! I was hoping one would have been in it already, but better late than never!"
And there you have it. After the ARMS rep, there will still be five more characters added to the roster, and I suppose I will add my reactions as well.
As I said, of all these characters, I enjoy playing as every single one of them, so I don't really care who they put in, whether I know how they are or not, because I know they will do a good job on them. That's not to say I don't have my own hopefuls, which I talk about in this post.
What were some of your most memorable reactions, especially when the first game came out?
May 11, 2020 by vidchord Categories: Games, gamingTags: 3ds, arms, dlc, donkey kong, eshop, feelings, gamecube, mario, metroid, n64, nintendo, pokemon, release, smash pack, super smash bros, switch, wii, wii u, zelda	Leave a comment
Could Nintendo and Sega Be Gearing Up For A Fierce New "War?"
I can't believe it. We have finally reached a time where video game movies are great!
What, with Detective Pikachu last year, and Sonic this year, and the likelihood of more movies from these and other franchises, we could be gearing up for a new war, but on a bigger screen now; a war reminiscent of the classic clash of the SNES and Genesis, when gaming was incredible for both companies, and video game movies were despicable.
And yes, I am saying the Sonic movie is actually quite good. It has jokes for all ages, and is really quite funny at times. The characters are all likeable, Jim Carey brings his classic acting back, and there are a few nice, and very subtle nods to various Sonic games.
I personally could have done with some more action, but it's not really an action movie, so I guess it's not what they were going for.
I highly recommend seeing it whether you are a Sonic fan or not. It's good ol' family fun!
I am excited to see if Nintendo and Sega will really try to outdo each other. We'll have to see what the supposed Mario movie in the works has to offer!
February 16, 2020 by vidchord Categories: Movies, UncategorizedTags: movie, nintendo, no spoilers, pokemon, redesign, release date, review, sega, sequel, sonic the hedgehog, tickets, times	Leave a comment
My Top Ten Wii Games
I did not realize how many good games are on this console until I looked at everything I have.
Ahh…the good ol' Wii. Terrible name, but man did it get people excited. It took me over a year to actually get one for it was selling like crazy. But anywho, when I finally did manage to get my hands on one, I have been building up a library that now consists of 69 games…though I have only played 59, so actually not too bad compared to most of my other systems. There are a lot of games I want to put on this list, but these are the 10 I came up with.
Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition
Capcom, 2007
I played the crap out of the Gamecube game, so when an improved version came out, I was all over it. Still a great game. The motion controls made it so much more satisfying as well.
Nintendo, 2009
While still not nearly as good as SMB 3 or World, this is an excellent platformer that is way better than the first in the "new" series.
Kirby's Return to Dreamland
HAL Labs/ Nintendo, 2011
Kirby was hit or miss for me, I really only liked the old game boy games for the most part. Just as I thought they were done making good games for the series, I bought this and was completely blown away. I believe this to be my favorite game in the series.
I have always loved Mario Kart, but none as much as this. I played the fudge out of this game. I did everything you could possibly do in it and I got really stinking good at it. Alas, I haven't played it in years and am terrible now…
Monolith Soft/ Nintendo, 2012
I had never heard of the Xeno series before this. I thought it looked cool and then suddenly it became super rare and prices online were enormous. I happened to come across it at a GameStop in the middle of nowhere and bought it for the heck of it.
I was blown away. When I thought I was 10 hours in, I was 30. I beat it in 67 hours which felt like maybe 25-30 hours. I just got lost in the story, characters, environments and gameplay. Absolutely superb game.
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Retro Studios/ Nintendo, 2007
This game is phenomenal. The Wii controls make you really feel like you are in Samus' armor. Great environments, new items and cool boss fights make this one to remember.
As shown in my series ranked of Zelda games, this is my favorite game in the series (of the ones I have played). Once you mastered the motion controls, the gameplay was quite satisfying. I liked the setting and story of the game quite a bit as well.
What a magnificent game. So creative and fun. This was a big surprise when they announced it. The fact that they make a sequel just to throw in all the ideas they couldn't fit into the first game is just awesome. This leads us to #2…
This game is better than the 2nd only because it was a brand new idea and was just insane fun from beginning to end. I literally could not stop playing it. I got all stars for Mario and then immediately did the same for Luigi, which 100% games is something I never take the time to do, especially back to back like that. I just love this game so much.
And my favorite game for the Nintendo Wii is…
Game Arts/ Nintendo, 2008
I love this series ridiculously. This is actually the first game I ever preordered. I got to a mall 2 hours before it opened just to be first in line to get the game too…which was a little silly, but whatever. I took it home and have not stopped playing it since. This is the first game in the series that really showed us what the franchise could be. Tons of different modes, crazy stages that you had to watch out for just as much as the characters you are fighting…and a huge roster of said characters and stages. A full blown single player campaign, which stunk but still…and to top it off it gave me nearly all of my most wanted characters at the time.
May 5, 2019 August 31, 2019 by vidchord Categories: GamesTags: 2, 2019, breath of the wild, bros, dlc, e3, kennedy, kirby, leon, link, lline up, luigi, mario, metroid prime 4, new, nintendo, pikachu, pokemon, princess peach, release date, smash, switch, ultimate, zelda	Leave a comment
Pokemon: Let's Go Eevee-Bringing Families Closer Together
This new game has done what I thought not possible.
I am a huge gamer and was in third grade when Pokemon took over the world. I loved the cards, the show, and especially the games…that is…red, blue and yellow. I lost interest in the games a little after Silver and Gold came out, because like a dumb kid, I was like "How dare they expand upon something I love and insult my nostalgia!?!?!"
But a few years ago I picked up where I left off, reentering the games with HeartGold/ SoulSilver, and now have every mainline Pokemon game except the Sun and Moon ones. And I now love the series more than I ever did as a child.
Then Pokemon Go comes out, and I had no interest at all in playing it. But my wife, who despises everything about video games and yells out me regularly for my hobby, has been playing Go nonstop since it came out and absolutely loves it.
I appreciated the game for bringing her into something I have more or less loved my whole life. Suddenly, she became just as knowledgeable as me, if not more so, on the franchise.
So naturally, I tried to get her to play the mainline games, which she will never, ever do and gets mad every time I ask. At the same time, she always asks me to play Pokemon Go, which I still have no interest in doing either. This frustrates my wife, as she claims "You have a thousand video games, yet you won't play the one I actually do!"
Enter Pokemon Let's Go Eevee. Eevee happens to be my wife's favorite Pokemon, and here comes this game that let's you have one walk around with you.
When I first saw the trailer, I thought it looked very good, was a smart business decision and pretty fun looking. I had no interest in it for myself, but I wondered what my wife would think, and so I showed her the trailer, and she loved it.
I just recently got it for her birthday and it has changed our lives (slight dramatization there). Here we are, playing co-op in a remade game that I cherished as a kid (and still do, really) with my wife in control. I don't always play with her, cuz I find it kind of boring being the second player, but I find it so much more fascinating to watch her travel through Viridian Forest, battle Brock and all that, sharing the same experiences I had 20 years ago, but now with better graphics and different gameplay. It reminds me of my first time playing the first Pokemon games as I watch her play through it for the first time. What's more is she loves it. She actually likes it better than Pokemon Go, which I would have never thought possible.
It is truly baffling to me that when I go to bed, she goes and turns on my Switch and plays Pokemon Let's Go Eevee for hours. Thanks to this new rendition of Pokemon, our similar interest, but on branching paths, have been joined and we can actually enjoy one of our greatest passions together, and for that, Nintendo, I thank you.
December 12, 2018 May 17, 2019 by vidchord Categories: Games, gamingTags: 2019, 2020, app, cell phone, differences, eshop, first gen, joy con, meltan, mew, nintendo, pikachu, plus, pokeball, pokemon, release date, remake, smart phone, switch	Leave a comment
Top 10 Game Boy Games
I've shown my 10 favorites games for the 3DS and DS, but now let's take it back to the granddaddy of handheld systems, the Nintendo Game Boy. You remember it, right? That ugly gray, massive brick that took four AA batteries with the diarrhea colored graphics?
Despite its primitiveness, it still was home to many classic games that are still very fun to play even today, over 2 decades later. But which 10 are the best? Let's find out!
I only have 20 Game Boy games, and only have played 16 of them. I don't know, that's just the way it goes. But of those 16, here are my 10 favorite. The developers and release year for each game will also be listed.
Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
TOSE/Nintendo
The sequel to Kid Icarus for NES, it had all the fun of the first game, but was way down scaled, making it a shorter and much easier game than the first.
Kirby's Dreamland 2
HAL Labs/Nintendo
I still remember the first time I played this game. I loved the first game, but this took it up so many levels. With more powers and neat little friends to ride around on, the game was just so much better in every way.
Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land
It's not every day someone can say they stole not only the spotlight from Mario, but also the reins. Wario became such a popular villain, that he got his own Mario-esque platformer that was so good it rivaled Mario's own games. It really is hard to say which is better, as far as Game Boy games are concerned.
Super Mario Land 2
After careful consideration, I found this game to be just a bit better than it's sequel. This is the game that conceived Wario, which was awesome enough, but the fun, different power ups and unique worlds and levels are what really make this game shine.
Donkey Kong Land 2
Rare Ltd./Nintendo
What do you get when you take one of the best games ever made and slap it on Game Boy? An inferior, smaller version of course…that you can play anywhere! This is a much shorter version of the SNES game, but is still a whole lot of fun.
Again, this is just a smaller scaled version of it's SNES counterpart, but there were some differences as well, which is why it is higher than it's prequel.
Wario Land 2
I played the fudge out of this game when I was a kid. Having started his own franchise now, he also adopted a more unique style of gameplay, thus distancing himself from his cousin. What we got was a clever, unique and unbelievably fun platformer that I found very hard to put down, even after beating it over and over again.
Donkey Kong Land
This game is amazing. It is the only game in the trilogy that is completely unique from the SNES versions, but obviously it still borrows heavily from Donkey Kong Country. Besides an annoying and terrifying way to save, this is a wonderful platformer.
Pokemon Red/Blue
This was a game changer. The release of these two games literally shook the world and changed the lives of every youth on the planet. Cards and a TV show followed and Pokemon continues to be one of the most popular…things…ever created, and it all started here. The ability to walk around a huge world and catch 150 creatures and use them to fight with an enormous variety of moves was what made this game so appealing. Well that and you could link your Game Boy with a friends to trade Pokemon or battle. It was just such an amazing time to be alive and still brings warm feelings to my heart…sniff…
Here it is, the best game on Game Boy, as far as I am concerned anyway. This game blew my mind. I didn't even have to play it to love it. I used to just stare at the cover art because Samus just looks so cool there. But once I played it, I could not believe what an amazing game this is. It destroyed the first game on NES in every way possible. A bigger, much less confusing world jam packed with enemies and secrets, better graphics, new power ups, amazingly better gameplay, etc… I was just so amazed how good this was for a simple Game Boy game. It still impresses me to this day. I can't wait to get my hands on the remake that just came out.
Well there you have it. The top 10 Game Boy games! I would recommend trying these out if you get the opportunity to!
September 20, 2017 August 31, 2019 by vidchord Categories: Games, gamingTags: 3ds, donkey kong, game boy, kid icarus, lists, metroid, nintendo switch, pokemon, rare, retro games, samus returns, super, ultra, warioware	Leave a comment
Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women Round 1 (Part 2)
Welcome back to Round 1, where 2 more sets of unbelievably hot women will face off to see who is the hottest. Check out part one if you missed it. Now, let's not waste anytime, let's check out the next two hotties!
Phew, these women are amazing! Just look at em up there. You couldn't wish for more hotness than these two have!
Let's talk about Angie first. Where to begin? I first found out about Angelina Jolie's existence from watching the 2001 movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. If ever there was a thing as "love at first sight," this was it for me. She without a doubt, was the most beautiful person on the planet I had ever seen. I didn't even have to put in the movie to fall in love with her. The stinking cover was enough.
Dang. I was 12 or 13 when the movie came out, and this was about the sexiest thing I had even seen in my life. The long braid of hair, the tight tank top that shows off a huge pair of jugs and the abs bulging out…not too much, but just enough to tell you this woman is toned as hell, and unbelievably gorgeous. The short shorts that give way to long slender legs that are criminally cut off are an amazing tease. How dare they cut off any portion of this perfect specimen's body!?
When I finally stopped staring and popped the tape in the VCR, it became immediately apparent that the cover was not a hoax, this woman, Angelina Jolie, really is that hot. If anything, the cover does not do her unheard of beauty justice, for it does not capture how effortlessly sexy this woman is. From the way she moves, to the way shes talks. Even if she just had to scratch her head, the eloquent way she moved her arm up to her head would have me melting all over. Each word seemed to drip from her lips, so sensual and loving, her smile so sexy and beckoning. And speaking of her lips, my God, they are the most luscious things you will ever lay eyes on, well maybe unless you look down at her chest. But anyway, those perfect lips make her words all the more paralyzingly sexy. You could be content just watching her speak and move. You love the words coming out of her mouth, it almost becomes as good as sticking something in those lips, a tragic fantasy every man must have ripped from them when watching this beauty, unless your Brad Pitt and a few other incredibly lucky guys.
If the pain of watching everything about her physical perfection wasn't bad (or good) enough, it was even more agitating but equally pleasurable in the fact that every thing she wore in that movie, despite not being revealing at all, made her look like the most incredibly sexy and alluring sexual beast the world has ever known!
Here is just a quick example…
Literally everything she wore hugged her body in such a perfect way, or really more specifically, they hugged her boobs, making each and every one of us jealous of a shirt…It was like none of the outfits were big enough to fit around those beasts, and that was for the better, believe me! There was even an occasional nipple poking through, which obviously, is all the more welcome!
But anyone who has seen this movie will take one amazing, joy filled memory with them. You know what I am talking about…I know you do!! The famous shower scene. First off, this scene has no nudity or anything, it's just Angelina like running water down her hair for like 15 seconds, but the way she moves…it's just…oh man…I don't know. She just makes it seem so erotic. It's basically like you are having sex with her. She even parts those luscious lips from a side view for you, and that is enough to shoot a tingle down everybody's spine. But that is not even what I am talking about. It is when she gets out of the shower that the magic really happens.
The most amazing side boob you will ever see. Let me explain how amazing this was as a child. I was barely a teenager when I saw this and probably the only boobs I ever saw were Rose's from Titanic. Then I spent this whole movie staring at her jugs with all her tight fitting shirts being stretched to their limits. Then she gets out of the shower and to everyone's delight, she rips her towel off unexpectedly and turns just enough that you can see everything you possibly can without it being full nudity and keeping the movie PG-13.
Now this amazing side boob does a couple things. It confirms her boobs are as big as they look and it releases some weird sexual tension that has built up from watching her supreme hotness, which is amazing and much needed at this point.
Those are the pros, the con, it leaves you wanting more…so, so, so much more! You want to see every part of that beautiful toned body, every tiny inch of it. How could they tease the viewers like that! Eventually, you learn to just be happy you got to see any part of her at all, and then enjoy the rest of the movie with a smile on your face as you watch her in all her unmatched hotness, staring at her boobs ready to burst from her shirts, thinking to yourself, "yeah, I got to see those…a little…to the side…" as your smirk grows bigger.
So yeah, that is the story of how I fell in love with Angelina Jolie. For years I stated without hesitation that she was the most beautiful woman on planet Earth. I have seen very few movies with her in it, but of the ones I have, she is just as alluring and sexy in all of them. It was only fitting that she was cast in the role of probably the most famously hot female video game character ever designed at that point.
Next up is Denise Richards. Like Angie, I discovered her from a movie, and the whole time she was in it, I couldn't help but get aroused. She brought the meaning of sexy to a whole new level, from the way she looked, talked, walked, and above all, her facial expressions were such a big turn on, it blew me away.
What movie am I talking about? The 1998 film, Wild Things of course! Despite this being a very thrilling movie on it's own, the director clearly searched high and low for the hottest woman they could find and then spend half the movie showing her off. Literally everything she wears is skimpy and revealing in some way. You also get to see her naked on several occasions and make out with a girl on her own and in a threesome. So yeah, it's pretty amazing stuff. She looked a little like this…
Believe it or not, she is way hotter in the movie even! And just like the woman she is competing against, she has a wonderful rack and big, sexy lips. If you were to look up any word in the dictionary related to the words, "hot," "sexy," "arouse," "dammmmmmnnn," etc., it would be hard to tell which of these two women's photo would go there.
Denise is most famous for being an unbelievably hot Bond girl I believe. A movie I have to see.
She has also been featured in PlayBoy Magazine wearing a…net…
Not very practical clothing, but if its purpose is to make us all sit up a little straighter, then they nailed it on the head. I have only even seen Denise Richards in this one movie, but I can only imagine that just like in Wild Things, any time she is on screen, you will forget entirely about the movie and will instead be lost in her all encompassing beauty.
Unfortunately today, she isn't all that hot. Her body is still amazing, but her face looks kind of weird, like plastic surgery gone wrong or something. Even so, do not let that detract from the impossibly hot woman she once was!!!
Now for the hard part. To decide which of these inhumanely hot women is hotter. Both have perfection on a physical level, and both are unbelievably sexy and heart melting beauties that would easily take your breath away if you saw them on the streets. But to choose only one, I would have to go with this one…
This hottie just has a more sexy edge on Denise. It just seems to flow off of her so naturally. She really must be an alien or something…
And now for the next bout!!!
Joanie Brosas
Hot dog!! We've got two tall, slender and absolutely gorgeous girls up next!!!
Katie Cassidy became one of the most beautiful women in the world to me after viewing her in what is probably my favorite show of all time, Arrow. In season 1, she wasn't all that spectacular. She was very attractive of course, but nothing mind blowing. She sort of looked like this…
though not as made up of course.
But then along came season 2 and my God, I don't know what happened, but I was hit by the train that is her infinite beauty. Ever since, every time she is on camera, I can't help but drool. The show itself is always so intriguing, keeping you on the edge of your seat, but this beauty comes along and steals all the focus. But that really isn't all that surprising when you start to look like this…
Katie Cassidy arrives at the 26th Annual Producers Guild Awards at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on Saturday, January 24, 2015, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision for Producers Guild of America/AP Images)
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – JANUARY 11: Actress Katie Cassidy attends the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 11, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
In the show, she plays a lawyer and always dresses really professional, so you can never tell what kind of body she has, though it's obvious it's a hot one. And if you couldn't tell from the pictures above how sexy her long legs are, or how gorgeous her body is, here is some more proof…
130613, Katie Cassidy wears a mismatched bandeau bikini to the beach in Miami. The 'Arrow' actress, who's on vacation with friends, wore a black bandeau bikini top and black and white polka dot bikini bottoms, paired with her favorite body chain. Miami, Florida – Saturday December 20, 2014. Photograph: Brett Kaffee © Pacific Coast News. Los Angeles Office: +1 310.822.0419 London Office: +44 208.090.4079 sales@pacificcoastnews.com FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE
So as you can tell, she has a wonderfully tone body, with an especially great booty. Everything, from that sexy wavy hair of hers down to her toes is just steamy hotness. Unfortunately, I have never seen her in anything but Arrow, but I am sure she's gorgeous all the time!
Next up is the fabulous Joanie Brosas. This incredibly hot woman I believe is a model, which how could she not be, she's beautiful x1000. But I think she is more known for her cosplaying, where she specializes in wearing as little amount of clothing as legally possible.
As you can tell, she's quite good at it. Her body is absolutely flawless. In fact, normally I would say she is too thin, but for some reason, maybe because she looks to be on the tall side, it works for her, thus just adding to her already inhuman hotness. Something else super sexy about her is that long, flowing hair of hers.
I don't know why, but that is just as much of a turn on as her beautiful body.
This was another girl I fell hard for immediately. I was looking up something about a rumored Tomb Raider movie a few years ago, and I found this instead.
So yeah, anyone could fall victim to this appealing specimen. The long hair, the cute face, amazing figure, long legs, firm butt and the oh so sexy under boob make her a force to be reckoned with on the scale of hotness.
So I love everything about both these girls, so it comes down to which one is just simply better looking…and while they both are at least 10/10 on the hottie scale, this one can be pushed up to a 12..
Well folks, that's another 4 hotties revealed, and another 2 to move on! See you next time for 4 more hotties as Round 1 continues!!
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Needs To Die
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I have had the misfortune the past few Sunday nights (I think it was that day) of being in the same room while my wife made herself become dumber by joining every other girl I know, and I am assuming half of the world's female population, that is, I'm hoping it is no more than half, in watching the somehow successful Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
So successful thathglkkh…Sorry I just fell off my chair. I just looked it up.
There are 12 seasons of this garbage. All I can ask myself is how? My faith in humanity and the future of this world died well over a decade ago, but I have been brought to new lows. This show is bad, and stupid, and really, really, bad. Oh and it's also boring. So boring it should be banned from television and wiped from all the unfortunate souls who have seen or heard this.
I have only witnessed maybe a half hour collectively of the show since, I guess, season…cringe…12 started up, and within 10 seconds of listening to them drone on about literally nothing infuriates me to the point of wanting to burn down my house for having a television that had that show on stand in my living room. My house is tainted from the sound waves that carried the shows audio. That is something that you can not just wipe off people! It needs to be burned, and it needs to be purged and stomped from this earth. I need to burn the ashes of my house and then throw them in the ocean and evaporate said ocean with some amazing laser that delivers the direct heat of the sun and explodes…ok that's enough.
It is just bad. For those lucky enough to have never seen it, or somehow managed to find wives and girlfriends who have not seen it, allow me to explain it. Don't worry, it's quite simple.
Imagine you, your siblings, and parents all have video cameras, which they probably do anyway. Now imagine someone was filming them ALL DAY with those cameras. Now edit them all together into an hour long show and whammo. You've got "Keeping Up With (Insert Last Name Here)." Oh yeah, but pretend you are millionaires, don't have jobs or any real problems in your life.
I don't know about you, but my life is not at all interesting enough to make a show about it, and I'm willing to bet yours isn't either. But don't let that stop you, because it sure didn't get in the way of the Kardashians! Believe me when I tell you they do not have interesting lives at all.
AT ALL!!!!!!
Their lives are about as exciting as the color white
Let me take you through a few of the scenes I remember seeing, the few my memory did not repress completely. I would say spoilers ahead, but nothing happens in this show that anyone could possibly care about. But I obviously am wrong cause again, 12 seasons. Oh my god, I literally just got nauseous seeing that number again.
Hold on to your hats and hair extensions ladies and gentlemen, cause here comes the first scene in my scarred memory. Two of the girls sitting on the couch, and talking about…
EYE LASHES!
That's right folks…eye lashes…I don't remember the specifics of the conversation, but man, it had to last like around 2 minutes. That doesn't sound like much, but 2 minutes of one conversation on television is a very long time. I had never been so bored in my life. I'd rather listen to two chickens cluck at each other every so often. It would have been more intelligent conversation than these two girls!
Girl on right is freaking out because she can't see girl on lefts eyelashes. But maybe this is a good thing? Maybe her eye lashes are not worthy of television!!? Such is the mystery and draw of this show
Hey Reggie, do you think there is a god? And if so, why did he make everything taste like us? That really does not bode well for our survival…
And remember, I was not giving my full attention to this show. I was playing Pokemon on my 3DS or something in the same room, and suddenly I found myself wanting to jump in my game and strangle my Kanghaskan and his little baby in the pouch, that's how aggravatingly boring it was.
Another part I remember is like an obscene amount of time spent on one of the women being so nervous about going to NYC for a fashion show or something. Oh no, it was an interview on some TV show. But one of them was nervous about a fashion show probably, don't worry. Others complain about what to wear to such and such occasion, so and so didn't defend her sister when someone disliked something on Facebook. You know, all the problems real people have, our day to day struggles just to get by and survive paycheck to check, if we even get one. Those problems somehow seem minute compared to our darling Kardashians. Clearly every viewer flocks to listen to them talk about the "problems," so that they can feel better about their own. Our lives are so much better than these poor women that I feel truly blessed at how we benefit from the wealth in this country.
"Sister, when will we eat again?"
"Who cares about that? Do you know how long it must take the maids to clean that house!? I can't wrap my head around it!"
But to really sum up the show for you, here is what happens. They lounge around in their various mansions, talk, go out to some fancy restaurant while they talk about what they want to order. If we are really lucky, we get to watch them eat it too! And they talk in between mouthfuls of course.
Then they are back on their couches that probably cost more than my car, in their fancy clothes that cost more than my house, and guess what talk…or if they really want to change things up, they all sit around and look at Facebook on their cell phones. Now let me tell you, you have never seen anything quite so dramatic and fierce as a bunch of girls looking at phones…unless you went to school in the past 15 years or pretty much have gone to any social gathering in the same time frame.
Then to really stir the pot, someone's boyfriend might show up, and then they either talk, or go out to eat. The suspense on which they will choose is nerve racking. I mean, it's a complete toss up! Who knows!? And the best part is, maybe Kanye West, one of the worst rappers alive, and possibly the dumbest and most conceited man I have ever read about, maybe, just maybe, will show up. I really have no idea though. Spoiler free there!!!
The only okay thing about this show is that the 3, 4, 5…? starring girls, (not the mom and her husband trying to be a girl) are all rather pleasant to look at.
Don't Worry Boys and Girls, There's Plenty Of Cleavage To Go Round
Though if I had as much plastic surgery as some of them have and spent 4 hours putting 13 pounds of makeup on, or rather, probably have someone else do it for me, then I imagine I would be pretty smokin' too.
I want to cry when I think how much money we make for them, though admittedly they do make plenty for themselves too.
All I can say is that Kardashian is not recognized by my spell check, so there is peace of mind that at least my computer has not heard of them. Phew…
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Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 2 (Part 1)