A Quiz: Malice in Camelot Edition
When he assumed the presidency, John F. Kennedy hoped to tamp down the Cold War rhetoric between the United States and the Soviet Union. He quickly learned how difficult this would be after a summit with his Soviet counterpart, Nikita Khrushchev. JFK sought common ground by stating the obvious, that "a nuclear exchange would kill seventy million people in ten minutes." Khrushchev just looked at him blankly "as if to say, 'So what?' … as if he didn't give a damn if it came to that." Lamented JFK, "I never met a man like this."
​According to Gore Vidal in Palimpsest, A Memoir, Kennedy did know someone like this, someone much closer to home. Per Vidal, "during Jack's thousand days as president, he discussed" this person "almost as much as he did Khrushchev, and in much the same manner." Whom did Kennedy believe to be the moral equivalent of Nikita Khrushchev?
His wife's official couturier, Oleg Cassini.
His wife's decorator, Sister Parish.
His wife's hairdresser, Kenneth.
His wife's mother, Janet Auchincloss.
John F. Kennedy and Nikita Khrushchev; CIA Photograph
"Palimpsest, A Memoir"
​Hint: The answer is not the person banned from the White House for kicking JFK's daughter Caroline (according to Michael Smith).
The answer is after the JUMP.
Lost in Translation, #4 (Nikita Khrushchev in England)
​"After I die, they will place my actions on a scale - on one side, evil; on the other, good. I hope the good will outweigh the bad."
Nikita Khrushchev, Khrushchev, The Man and His Era
"The Dethronement of Stalin"
"The Death of Stalin"
​Russian sculptor Ernst Neizvestny considered Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev "the most uncultured man" he ever met. Yet, if understanding oneself and one's place in the world is an element of cultural awareness, then perhaps Neizvestny was mistaken. Near the end of his life, when Khrushchev was contemplating the sum total of his deeds, the good subtracted from the evil, he understood the paradox of his legacy. This self-awareness suggests Khrushchev was not entirely lacking in refinement.
It is impossible to put a positive spin on the bad. Khrushchev was a faithful henchman to brutal Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin. It explains his improbable rise from peasant stock to Politburo heavyweight. Working under Stalin was akin to playing Russian Roulette in that it was a game of chance that could easily result in death. Had morality gotten in Khrushchev's way, it would have ended his career and probably his life. Yet, Khrushchev was not simply following orders to survive. Richard Pipes, writing for the New York Times, concluded, "While most of his minions feared and detested Stalin, Khrushchev actually came to admire him. Having become in the 1930's Stalin's pet, he enthusiastically participated in his slaughters."
Furthermore, Khrushchev's ruthlessness did not end with Stalin's death in 1953. In his defense, it couldn't. There was no definitive line of succession built into the Soviet political structure, and only by manipulation did Khrushchev become leader. His actions were not exactly as they were portrayed in the recent black comedy The Death of Stalin, but nor could they be categorized as nonviolent.
It was after Khrushchev firmly established his hold on power (circa 1956) that he took Kremlin watchers by surprise by publicly denouncing Stalin and reversing the worst atrocities of his regime. Fearing annihilation in an unwinnable nuclear war, Khrushchev also initiated détente with the West. It turned out that he did have a conscience (or somehow acquired one). From the hindsight of the 21st Century, we now understand that Khrushchev's historical significance is more as a precursor to Mikhail Gorbachev than as barbaric protégé to Joseph Stalin.
As part of his détente initiative, Premier Khrushchev embarked on a state visit to the United Kingdom. He was not a worldly man. Knowing only the barbarousness of home, he could be naive as to the non-violent nature of a Western-style democracy. When Khrushchev's interpreter fell ill, a mistake in translation illustrated that point quite brilliantly.
The hastily acquired substitute interpreter, whose ruddy complexion suggested he had been drinking, was not up to the task. When avid outdoorsman Lord Tony Lambton was introduced to Khrushchev as being the best shot in England, the interpreter clumsily translated it into Russian as, "Lord Lambton is to be shot tomorrow." This was absurd. Execution without trial does not happen in a Western democracy (at least not openly). Yet, Khrushchev, accustomed to life in the Soviet Union, did not understand that. He took it to mean that Lord Lambton "was under sentence of death, and shortly to be executed." Per Lady Diana Mosley (who heard the story directly from Lord Lambton), "Khrushchev thought it quite normal but patted him on the shoulder kindly."
Khrushchev, The Man and His Era
A Quiz: The Helsinki Edition
Some say the President of the United States cuckolded his country earlier this week when he all but declared his love for brutal dictator Vladimir Putin. It is not the first time an occupant of the White House has become smitten with a Russian. A member of the Kennedy clan once "fell madly in love" with the daughter of a Russian cosmonaut (of whom the Secret Service had their suspicions). Which Kennedy?
HINT: The liaison resulted in offspring.
​The answer is after the JUMP.