FOOD FAD: Tacos Everyday!
Forget about Taco Tuesday. No, this isn't about trying to change it to Taco Thursday... You're gonna have to think bigger than alliteration where we're going. In fact, go ahead and start doing whatever mental exercises you usually use do…
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3D Dinosaur Puzzle
One does not simply "grow out" of a fascination with dinosaurs... And it's certainly not a phase, mom and dad. Once you find out this planet used to be populated with gigantic lizard creatures, it's pretty understandable that nothing else…
Remember the Dinos Patch
Remember the dinosaurs? Of course you don't! 99% of those poor bastards went extinct like a bajillion years ago. It's a bummer, too, because Jurassic Park would be such a lit vacation to take. But, no. Some stupid ass comet…
Dinosaur Headlamp
Keep your adventures safe with hands-free lighting from a dinosaur headlamp! When you're out there roaming the jungle on quests, you can't be wasting the use of an entire hand just to carry a flashlight around. Under that canopy cover…
Raptor Egg Candle
For every person who can't watch Jurassic Park or Game of Thrones without wishing they could get their hands on some gargantuan lizard eggs, we found something fantastic! When brand-new, this candle looks like a big reptile egg. Light the…
2017 Dragon Sex Calendar
Who's ready for 2017? There's been a lot of talk recently about how "bad" of a year this 2016 has been. Lots of famous people died, politics divided Americans in extreme ways and someone, somewhere, walked in on their parents…
Triceratops Dog Hat
Take your puppy back to prehistoric times this Halloween with a triceratops hat! If you're having a big party at home, the dog might be confused about all those monsters and slutty cats that smell just like the people who…
God Had Sex with a Dinosaur by Hugh G. Rection
This short story could have been written by a dyslexic 5th grader and it would still have to be better than at least half the books on the New York Times Bestseller list for 2015. It's all about that premise, man.…
Dinosaur Bones Necklace
Got bones? Strap a T Rex skeleton right across your chest with this large dinosaur necklace! It's about 7 inches wide, so make sure you're prepared for massive amounts of bling hanging off that neck. It's important to accessorize in a way…
Dictionary Dinosaur Collage
You know about ugly Christmas sweaters and you know about dinosaurs and you know about dictionaries but what do you know about Art, huh? Whatcha know about this Art game, yo?! Sit down and learn something about Art, now. Here's…
T. Rex Pinata
Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…
"Unknown Pressures" Kaiju Division hoodie
Listen, we're not sorry at all for that Engrish joke in the title. We'd do it all again. We'll do it every single time. It's hilarious. We don't care. If you want to get pissed off at someone, Engrish.com is…