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The Politics of War
January 8, 2020 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: anecdotal evidence, Democrats, intelligence agencies, Iran, Iraq, Media, Obama, polls, popularity, Rand Paul, Soleimani, tensions, Tucke Carlson, war	1 Comment
The rising tensions and threats of war between America and Iran might or might not prove a brilliant geopolitical masterstroke by President Donald Trump, and only time will tell, but for now they don't seem likely to help him with his various domestic political problems.
During another of the decades-long and all-too-frequent tense situations in Iranian-American politics, way back in the administration of President Barack Obama, citizen Trump confidently predicted Obama would start a war with Iran as the only way to reelection, and although Obama didn't start a war and was reelected anyway Trump apparently maintains a belief that wars make a president more popular. There's been nothing in recent history to back up this theory, and much to refute it, but Trump clearly isn't a student of history, and we believe that despite his keen political instincts he misreads this moment in time.
Based entirely on anecdotal evidence, as there's no reliable polling yet available, we don't sense any public clamoring for a war with Iran, or anything that might provoke it. All of the Democratic party and their mainstream media allies are against it, as are such usually reliable Republican allies as Kentucky's Sen. Rand Paul and Fox News host Tucker Carlson, and even the die-hard fans who believed Trump's pie-in-the-sky campaign promises to extricate America from Middle Eastern entanglements are probably wondering what the hell as he orders troop build-ups in the region.
Iran is still the bad guy in this scenario, as far as we're concerned, but so far Trump is not playing the good guy role well. Trump based his decision to start the current contretemps by killing Iranian hero Gen. Qasem Soleimani on intelligence agency reports that he was planning "imminent" threats against Americans, but he'd previously disparaged America's intelligence agencies as hopelessly inept and corrupt, and his spokespeople have since equivocated about how "imminent" the threats were. Trump's spokespeople have denied that Trump threatened to bomb non-military Iranian cultural sites, an indisputable war crime that he undeniably did threaten, and he's since backed way from that.
There's also some confusion about a letter from the Pentagon saying America will honor Iraq's non-binding resolution asking us to exit the country, with Trump insisting he won't pull out our troops unless Iraq pays us the for military bases we built there during what Trump has said was an unjustified invasion and occupation by a previous Republican president. At this point Iraq isn't the only erstwhile American ally to question Trump's policies, and only the true believers are backing him on the home front.
Whether there's a war with Iran or not, there will be an impeachment trial for Trump in the coming weeks, and although he's likely to be acquitted most of the country won't believe he's innocent of the charges brought against him. Neither war nor peace with Iran will change that.
December 19, 2019 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: Battle Creek, boasts, Carolyn Mulvaney, Debbie Dingell, impeachment, John Dingell, Media, mocking tears, protestor, rally, roasting in hell	Leave a comment
As the House of Representatives was voting to impeach him on Wednesday, President Donald Trump was holding yet another campaign rally, this time in Battle Creek, Michigan. The location was appropriately named, as Trump was even more combative than usual.
Although the rally was a relatively short two hours long, Trump managed to ramble through the usual boasts, toss out the usual nicknames for his potential election challengers, whip up the usual hatred for the media covering the event, gripe that the security forces were too gently escorting a female protestor out of the event, and cast the usual aspersions on the patriotism of anyone who opposes him. He seemed particularly peeved with Democratic Michigan Rep. Debbie Dingell, who filled her husband's longtime seat after his recent death, and threw a rather morbid joke to the rant.
"Debbie Dingell, that's a real beauty," Trump said, telling the crowd how he had signed off on the half-mast flags and other funeral honors routinely given to mark the passing of such a longtime congressman as her husband. "She calls me up. 'It's the nicest thing that's ever happened. Thank you so much. He's looking down,'" Trump told the crowd, imitating the tears she was supposedly crying, then adding with a comic shrug, "Maybe he's looking up, I don't know."
Most of the crowd found it hilarious, but the mocking of a grieving widow and a jocular suggestion that her recently deceased husband might be roasting in hell did get a few audible moans, and not just from the media in attendance. We found it a bit much even by Trump standards, and were also offended by the suggestion that Dingell was obligated to vote against Trump's impeachment because he didn't spitefully deny him him the honors due a long-serving member of Congress. Later in the speech he also seemed especially peeved with New York Rep. Carolyn Maloney, suggesting that she owed him a "nay" vote because he had once donated to one of her campaigns and "now I want my damn money back."
Such arguments didn't stave off Trump's impeachment by the House, where only two members of the Democratic majority, both running for reelection in districts that Trump won in the past election, were all voting "yea." Every Republican voted "nay," though, and and for now the entire slim Republican majority in the Senate finds Trump's exaggerated boasts and unfounded slanders and casual cruelties compellingly persuasive. It wows the rally crowds and plays well with the talk radio-listening base, too, and will probably be the defense that Trump sticks with through an impeachment trial.
Which should make for an interesting holiday season.
Monday is a New Day
September 30, 2019 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: AIDS, autumn, climate change, corruption, HIV, homosexual, impeachment, Lawrence-Dumont, local newspaper, Media, Trump, Wichita mayoral race, Wingnuts	Leave a comment
The past weekend was bittersweet here in Wichita. The weather was mostly fine, but there were intermittent rainstorms and the nightly temperatures made clear that autumn has arrived, with another winter sure to follow. We were obliged to attend a couple of wakes for a dear friend of ours who died far too young. On Sunday the local newspaper where we worked for a quarter-century had a front page scoop that the mayor steered a multi-million dollar deal for the city's water supply to some golfing buddies. Here and everywhere else in America the rest of the news was about a seemingly inevitable impeachment trial of President Donald Trump.
Despite it all, we found a few reasons to wake up with a hopeful feeling today.
There's always a chance that the ever-changing Kansas climate will deliver us another mild winter, as we've had the past few years, and if that portends a climate change disaster for the rest of the world so be it. As fed up as we are with the demand Republicans we don't think that voting for some damn Democrats will avert any looming catastrophes, as the Chinese and Indians and the rest of the world will continue to emit carbons even if America commits economic suicide, so we'll hold out hope that God's nature is resilient to the worst mere mankind can do.
As much as we'll miss our dear friend Jon Janssen, we'll take some solace in knowing that he died of a heart attack after a strenuous day of yard work rather than AIDS. Jon was a talented pianist and a gifted conversationalist and one of those good guys who loved his fellow humans and never wished harm on any of them. He was also a homosexual, and way back in the earliest days of the AIDS epidemic he was one of the very first to test positive for HIV, but for some reason he never progressed to the AIDS that killed so many of our mutual friends, and he bravely volunteered for the scientists' grueling medical tests to find out why. We'll hold out hope that Jon helped with the research that has kept so many people alive, and that with God's mercy his kind and loving soul will persevere.
We do hate to see Wichita's mayor implicated in a corruption scandal, as in this small town we have come to know him to be a likable fellow, with a charming wife, but we're glad to see the local newspaper get the scoop. The byline on the story belongs to a young fellow we know from Kirby's Beer Store, as he's been hanging out there since his days on the across-the-street Wichita State University Sunflower, and we're proud of his well-sourced and well-written work. We've often kidded him about how he missed out on the good old days when we had front page bylines on a fat and profitable newspaper, rather than the emaciated rag they turn out these days, but next time we see him we'll buy him a Pabst Blue Ribbon for making the paper once again relevant. The mayor is up for reelection next November, and we'd already planned to vote against him because he tore down our beloved Lawrence-Dumont baseball stadium kicked out our beloved Wichita Wingnuts and built something uglier and modern that benefits some out of town contractors, but it's nice to see that what's left of our struggling hometown paper has bolstered the case for a new regime.
We're no longer drinking buddies with the national media these days, but we mostly believe all these national stories that are driving the Democrats to impeach Trump, and we're glad they're on the job. In the coming cold and dark months they'll probably have plenty more to report, and our old-fashioned Republican souls will be disheartened to hear it, but they'll probably be right, and we're always looking for the truth, as much as we hate to hear it.
Even on such a bittersweet prairie autumn evening as this, tomorrow is another day.
Oh, How Trump Does Go On
March 4, 2019 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: "Lock her up, Adam Schiff, border wall, CPAC, crowd sizes, Gavin Newsom, Mazie Hirono, Media, more than two hours, protectionism, sick people, tariff debate of 1888, Trump	Leave a comment
President Donald Trump spoke for more than two hours on Saturday at the Conservative Political Action Conference, and toward the end he bragged that nobody left early. We'll take Trump's word about that, but figure it's more a testament to the loyalty of his fans than the quality of the performance.
The speech was mostly a longer than usual reprisal of all his campaign rally speeches. Like a rock star with no new album to promote, he gave the fans all the hits they came to hear. As always the show started with Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American" and ended with the odd choice of the The Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What Your Wants, and in between here was much bragging, severe denunciations of his critics, some dubious economic history and few outright falsehoods, a couple of barnyard epithets that thrilled the crowd, and the familiar of chants of "build that wall!" and "lock her up!" and "USA! USA!"
Trump bragged about the size of his electoral college victory without mentioning his popular vote loss, took full credit for a slight Republican gain in the Senate during the mid-term election without accepting any blame for a lopsided loss of seats in the House of Representatives, and boasted of his standing-room-only crowds wherever he goes. Of course he also claimed full credit for the currently healthy state of the American economy, falsely claiming that the stock markets were falling and unemployment was rising when he was elected, and further bragged about not having gray hair and all the rich friends who call him "Mr. President." He further bragged that California Gov. Gavin Newsom has told Trump that he's a great president and "one of the smartest people he's ever met," although he complained that Newsom won't admit it. Oh, and he also bragged that his rambling and disjointed speech was unscripted, telling the crowd that "If we don't go off script, we're in big trouble."
Much of the speech, as usual, was spent hurling insults demeaning nicknames at his perceived enemies. Trump excoriated the past several decades of American leadership, both Republican and Democratic, accusing them of "blunders and betrayals, serious betrayals." The crowd was assured that the reporters who write unflattering stories about Trump are "sick people, very sick people." The Democrats in Congress who are launching oversight investigations of Trump are also "sick people," and Trump added that "We have people in Congress who hate our country. We can name them if they want, they hate our country." He didn't name any of them, although he earlier had said that Sen. Mazie Hirono of Hawaii — or Ohio, as Trump didn't seem sure — was "like a crazy person," and counted "Shifty Little (Rep. Adam) Schiff" was one of the "sick people." At least Trump didn't call Schiff "Adam Schitt," as he'd done in a "tweet" that the fans thought hilarious, but he did tell crowd that the Democrats are "trying to take me down with bullshit," which got the biggest laugh of the night from the crowd of self-described conservatives.
It wasn't just Democrats and other sick America-haters who came under fire. Trump mocked the southern accent of former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, which got a rare mixed reaction from the crowd, and while he didn't mention the name he also railed against Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell as "a gentleman who loves raising interest rates, loves quantitative tightening, loves a strong dollar." Of course Trump didn't mention that he'd appointed both Sessions and Powell to their posts, and of course the crowd didn't notice. He also boasted that the Republicans who occasional object to Trump's policies and behaviors are politically endangered, and said the "Never Trump" portion of the Republican is "on mouth-to-mouth resuscitation," which he liked so much he repeated it twice.
From time to time the speech would address matters of public policy, and although the crowd got a bit bored it didn't seem to mind that much of what Trump was saying either poorly reasoned or simply untrue.
In defense of his protectionist trade policies, Trump recalled "The Great Tariff Debate of 1880," which he said was mostly about how to spend all money that America was making from tariffs. We assume he meant the tariff debate of 1888, which then as now was mostly about whether tariffs help or hurt an economy, with industries in need of protection from foreign competition taking one side and export industries in need of free trade on the opposing sides. Since then the American economy has evolved to a point that domestic industries are more competitive and the export sector has significantly grown, the Sixteenth Amendment that created the income tax means the federal government no longer depends on tariffs, and the debate of 1888 isn't quite so instructive to the adoring crowds as Trump seems to think.
Trump also took aim at the unabashed socialism of several Democratic stars and their proposed "Green New Deal," and while we also decry that leftward drift we'd prefer the more honest criticisms that might persuade the vast majority of the public that isn't cheering at the CPAC rally. He ridiculed the Democrats support for wind power, suggesting Americans wouldn't be able to watch television on a calm day, and although we have our doubts about wind power subsidies we do know that the electricity they generate is stored in batteries for such contingencies. He also overstated the support that the "Green New Deal" and "Medicare for All" currently has in the Democratic party — he once again insisted on calling it the "Democrat party," by the way — and had no kind words for the centrists resisting such policies, as they presumably also hate America.
There are a few hidebound Republicans left in Congress who object to Trump's declaration of a national emergency to re-appropriate funds for that big, beautiful wall Trump has promised on the southern border, as they argue it septs a precedent for a future Democratic president to make a similar power grab for liberal purposes. Trump rebutted that by saying that the Democrats would do that anyway, so the only thing to do about it is keep Trump in the White House forever, which seemed to make sense to the crowd. The national emergency of illegal immigration took up much of the two hours, with Trump seeming to think that other countries are choosing which of their citizens will try to immigrate to America, and although he has some good ideas about immigration policy reforms we think he'll need a more fact-based and less brazenly xenophobic sales to persuade that vast majority of Americans who aren't at the CPAC rally.
Trump also tried to claim his recent summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un was a huge success despite no deals being made, and assured his fans that Kim, unlike those America-hating sickos in Congress and the press, is really a terrific guy at heart. He didn't repeat his recent statement that he accepted Kim's assurance that he had nothing to do with the death by torture in a North Korean dungeon of American Otto Warmbier and was greatly saddened to hear about, but he did have kind words for Warmbier's parents despite their outspoken criticism of the statement.
There's more, of course, including Trump's entirely untrue claim that he coined the nickname "Mad Dog" for his defenestrated Defense Secretary James Mattis, and that all of the world's leaders have told him how they respect that he's finally standing up for America after the past decades when they were able to take advantage of America's "ruling class," even if though won't so say in public. We could probably go on all night, but our fans aren't so indulgent as Trumps.
Whose Afraid of the Big, Bad Michelle Wolf?
April 30, 2018 By The Central Standard Times in Culture, Politics Tags: Comedy Central, Daily Show, degraded political discourse, Desi Lydic, First amendment, insult comic, late night comedy, Media, Michelle Wolf, Michigan, Trump, White House Correspondents Association	Leave a comment
Going into a happily eventful weekend here in Wichita, we were happily unaware of the existence of a woman named Michelle Wolf. By the time we got home from church and a dreary reading by some grad students in the local university's creative writing program and much-needed beer at Kirby's Beer Store just across the street, Wolf was even more viral than the President Donald Trump himself, despite his most virulent efforts.
As we now know all too well Wolf is a comedian best known for her short satiric contributions to the Comedy Channel's "Daily Show," one of several late-night over-the-air and through-the-cable channels devoted to celebrity guests and Trump-bashing, but what landed her in all the newspapers and endless hours of an otherwise weekend news cycle on the 24-hour news networks was a 19 minute routine Saturday night at the White House Correspondents' Association's annual fancy-schmantzy and headline grabbing dinner. As one might expect of a late night comic, her humor about Trump was unabashedly harsh, and she was just as harsh about White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and White House counsel Kellyanne Conway, who were seated uncomfortably nearby, and the routine met with mixed reviews and a dramatic spike in Wolf's name recognition.
Trump's die-hard fans were predictably appalled at the lack of respect for a sitting President of the United States, even if he was wasn't sitting nearby, and took chivalrous umbrage at Wolf's even harsher treatment of the two distaff Trump administration officials who did happen to be seated nearby. Even The New York Times' excellent White House correspondent and longtime Trump tormenter Maggie Haberman — recently disparaged in a Trump "tweet" as a "third-rate reporter" he "has nothing to do with" — "tweeted" that she thought Wolf's act went over the line. Other journalism types from both the left and the right shared their usual gripes about journalists getting all dolled up to hob-nob with politicos in the first place. Some Democratic politicos wound up on the cable news worrying that it would only feed Trump's narrative that those "enemies of the people" in the "fake news" were out to get him.
While Wolf was getting scattered laughter and occasional applause from her elite Washington, D.C., audience, Trump was somewhere in Michigan wowing a revved up rally of his die-hard fans with an hour-and-19-minute insult comedy routine of his own. He tossed around the usual taunting nicknames and did his usual shtick about the weak Democrats, cast his usual aspersions against the more critical media, and got a big roar from the packed blue-collar crowd by telling them how much he preferred basking in their love to sitting next to some smart-mouthed late comedian regaling a bunch of Washington-type journalists and politicos who hated not only him but all his loyal supporters, and late Sunday, when Wolf's agent was planning her contract re-negotations, the journalists and politicos were largely doing damage control.
Still, Wolf's diatribe somehow got more column inches and air time than Trump's, and she did have her defenders. The most convincing, as far as we're concerned, came from the right. The National Review's excellent cultural correspondent Katherine Timpf, whose precociously keen insights into the latest academic and pop cultural absurdities and youthfully geeky good looks have made her some something of a viral sensation, reasonably agrees that Wolf overstepped boundaries, but quite rightly argues that the die-hard fans of such a boundary-overstepping President of the United States as Trump are no longer entitled to gripe about any private citizen's insult comedy shtick.
These viral viruses tend to pass quickly, though, and that Wolf woman will likely fade into obscurity soon enough, and eventually even Trump's top-rated reality show is going to be cancelled, one way or another. We're hopeful that freedom of the press will survive all this craziness, despite the press' occasional overstepping of boundaries, and we hold out a slightly fainter hope for the institution of the presidency.
For what it's worth, we thought that a couple of Wolf's jokes were pretty good, most weren't, and her delivery could have used a few years of vaudeville training. There's another woman you've never heard of named Desi Lydic who also gets a few minutes on the "Daily Show" and is just as harsh on Trump and a whole lot funnier and kind of cute in a geeky way herself, and we'd like to see her or Timpf at a future White House Correspondents' Association dinner. In any case the whole contretemps will soon blow over, in one direction or another, and we'll be left with our nation's degraded political discourse.
Meanwhile, Back in Ol' Alabam
November 14, 2017 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: attempted rape, Attorney General, child molestation, Jeff Sessions, Media, molestation, Republican establishment, Roy Moore, Russia, Washington Post	Leave a comment
That Southern Gothic novel of an Alabama special election race was weird enough from the outset, then got weirder yet with the The Washington Post's bombshell account of four women credibly alleging that the Republican nominee had creepy to downright criminal relationships with teenaged girls while he was a 30-something district attorney, and got still weirder on Monday with another middle-aged woman coming forward to allege that the then district attorney and now Republican Senatorial nominee had attempted to rape her when she was a 16-year-old high school and part-time waitress at a local diner.
Given that Republican nominee Roy Moore is running on his long cultivated reputation as a staunch defender of the Christian faith, bolstered by the two times he was removed from Alabama's Supreme Court for defying federal decisions he regarded as a violation of God's law, that's a problem for both Moore and the Republican Party writ large. Given the general craziness of the entirety of the country's politics there's still a chance the Republicans might come out more or less unscathed, but at this point it's hard to see how the state of Alabama and the rest of the country aren't diminished by the whole affair.
Moore's strident views on defying federal court orders o Old Testament grounds and criminalizing homosexuality and how the terror attacks on on the World Trade Center and Pentagon and the perhaps even the Capitol were God's just retributions for America's sins were already hard hard to defend on New Testament and old-fashioned Republican grounds. That bombshell Washington Post report seemed well nailed-down with four named Alabama who did not know one another and had no apparent political axe to grind, with documentary evidence backing up what can be backed up about all four women's claims, and the fifth woman who's come out on her own has a signed high school year book to dispute Moore's claim he never met and also seems quite credible. Moore and his die-hard supporters can blame the first four accusations on The Washington Post and it's establishment allies, but the paper had nothing to do with the fifth accuser coming forward on her own, and Moore's interviews with far more friendly media have basically admitted that he did take an interest in teenaged girls as a 30-something prosector.
The suspiciously left-of-center Cable News Network has video testimony of a woman who also worked in the district attorney's office around the same time saying it was well-known Moore's was hanging out at shopping malls and high school football games n search of teenaged girls, while Moore has plenty of supporters saying so what if he did. By now most of the Republican establishment are bailing on Moore, with the Senate's Republican majority leader going from saying that Moore should drop out if the allegations are true to saying he should simply drop out, and the past two Republican nominees for president saying the same thing even earlier on, the putatiive Republican president with his own lecherous reputation to deal with is so for staying out of it during his convenient Asian tour, and it looks like Moore will have to hold off a sudden and unexpected Democrat challenge without without any of the national Republican party's much-needed money or expertise.
None of which will make much difference down in Alabama, where the Republicans hate that damned Republican establishment almost as much as they hate the damned Democrats, and would sooner vote for a damned child molester, and although it's not likely to play well elsewhere we have to admit that's the state of our formerly beloved Republican party writ large. If Moore loses it's a gloating headline for all the the Democrats about a win in staunchly Republican state, but if he wins it wins it will surely generate three years of embarrassing headlines for his term. There will be plenty of embarrassing sex scandals for the Democrats over that time, to be sure, but having Moore among the Republican senators won't make that any easier to exploit.
At this point the Republicans' best bet seems to be having former Alabama senator and current Attorney General Jeff Sessions retire from his post and announce himself as a write-in candidate for his old seat, which just might hold the seat and have the added benefit of allowing Trump to appoint an Attorney General who hasn't recused himself from interfering with that pesky investigation of the whole "Russia thing," but by that seems a long shot. A Republican write-in candidacy would only prevail if Moore bowed out gracefully, which doesn't seem likely, given the cantankerous nature his admirers so much admire, and even if it did happen any further attempts to impede that rapidly developing case about the "Russia thing" would only bolster the growing case about obstruction of justice.
As always there are plenty of Democratic scandals that still deserve public opprobrium, and we wish the conservative media still defending Moore plenty of luck in pointing that out, but by now we count ourselves among the rest of us and none of it seems to do us any good. We'll stick with those citizens still defending some standard of decent behavior, and wish them the very best of luck.
The Media and the "Mooch"
July 24, 2017 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: Clinton scandals, communications director, congressional investigations, insulting, Media, pardon powers, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Scramucci, Sean Spicer, Trump	1 Comment
By now you're probably already familiar with the name of Anthony Scaramucci, but if not you soon will be. He's the fellow who's been hired to head President Donald Trump's communication office, which is the kind of tough gig that ensures a household name level of celebrity.
The Scaramucci show will replace the cancelled Sean Spicer program, which Trump once praised for its "great ratings" but eventually decided should only be done with the cameras off. Spicer's first day on the job was devoted to insisting that Trump's inauguration crowd was the biggest in history, which was easily disproved by an ample amount of photography and video tape and eyewitness accounts, as well as a common sense understanding that even the usual sorts of Republicans much less Trump aren't going to outdraw the First Black President in the District of Columbia and environs, and it pretty much went downhill from there.
Spicer was every bit as rude and insulting and dissembling to the press as his boss could ever be, and the Trump show's biggest fans seemed to love it, but it never translated in higher presidential approval ratings with the overall audience. Melissa McCarthy's scathing and you have to admit pretty-damned-funny impersonation on "Saturday Night Live" was a far bigger hit, and is probably how he'll be long remembered for the next 15 minutes, if that long, just as people still confuse Gov. Sarah Palin with Tina Fey's scathing and you have to admit pretty-damned-funny "Saturday Night Live" impersonation of her. Trump had guest-hosted the long-running comedy during the campaign, and scored huge ratings and no doubt thought he killed, so we can see why he'd think that Spicer just wasn't doing the old rude and insulting and dissembling shtick like a pro.
By this point Spicer's already been out of the limelight for a conspicuous while, with deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders taking his place at the White House briefings. She's gotten slightly better reviews from the mainstream media, as she honeys her assaults on the media's integrity with a soft southern accent and frequent theologically questionable allusions to the Christian faith she learned from her dad, humble country preacher and former Arkansas Governor and current talk show host Mike Huckabee, but it's not so big with the fans that Trump has allowed the cameras to be turned back on. With Spicer's resignation she's now the full blown press secretary, but we expect that Scaramucci will be the bigger celebrity.
Scaramucci became fabulously wealthy wheeling-and-dealing on Wall Street, where he was fearfully known as "Mooch," and except for a knack for publicizing himself he has no relevant experience in either politics or communications. That's apparently considered a qualification to a president who became fabulously wealthy through various wheeling-and-dealings and has no other relevant experience for his current position Still, Trump is admittedly entitled to note that Spicer had previously been communications director the Republican National Committee, whose ratings are currently awful, so sometimes experience isn't all it's cracked up to be. Scaramucci's already had lengthy auditions defending Trump on all the broadcast and cable news shows, too, and he showed all the combativeness that Trump could hope for, as well a certain telegenic flair for it that Spicer never quite achieved and Sanders can't even attempt.
Scaramucci wasn't always on the Trump train, and in fact "tweeted" some sharp criticisms of the man right up to the moment that Trump clinched the Republican nomination, but since then he's been as full-throated a defender as Trump could hope for. All those heretical "tweets" have now been removed and recanted and apologized for, and the leftward sides of the media are convinced that he's the latest weapon of mass distraction Trump has deployed against them, but we think he might prove more savvy than they fear. A while back the Cable News Network had a big story about how Scaramucci was tied to some shady Russian deal, and it when it turned to to be all wrong and was removed and retracted and apologized for, with three resignations thrown in as well, all the Trump-friendly media went wild about "fake news" while Scaramucci simply "tweeted" that he accepted and appreciated the apology.
The previous expunged reservations about Trump and that reserved response to a story that Trump's media tormentors also had to remove and recant and apologize for suggest some qualifications for the job, as far as we're concerned. From what we've seen Scaramucci can reasonably confront the often questionable assumptions of an interviewer's questions without being an utter jerk about it, which is a surprisingly crowd-pleasing shtick that Trump has never mastered, and although he's a bit too close to that Gordon Gekko character in "Wall Street" for the late night comics to resist we doubt they'll nail it quite like McCarthy did with Spicer.
As savvy as Scaramucci seems to be, though, we doubt it will suffice in his new and vastly-underpaid gig. He's still expected to maintain with a straight face that Trump's inauguration crowd was the biggest ever, and since then there have been lots of other things about the Trump administration that are equally defend, and more are sure to come. Sooner or later it all seems to wind up in congressional hearings and special investigations and court hearings where all those Democratic scandals and retracted news stories are not germane to the questions being asked, and the answers are under oath, and things are so crazy these days that the truth might yet prevail. He got off to a start by appearing on
Scaramucci's first full day on the job had him telling CNN's Sunday morning "State of the Union" show that Trump hadn't yet decided about a pending bill that would impose sanctions on Russia and restrict the president's power to to limit them, or that at least he didn't know if the president had decided, and simultaneously Sanders was telling the American Broadcasting Company's "This Week" that Trump was ready to sign the bill. On another channel one of the president's lawyers was denying that the president's legal team had ever given any thought to the presidential pardon powers that the president had just "tweeted" about. Scaramucci seems a savvy fellow, though, so there's no reason to think it will be all downhill from here.
May 19, 2017 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: European Union, foreign tour, Israel, Media, Natanyahu, NATO, Pope Francis, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Trump, Vichy	Leave a comment
President Donald Trump is now embarking on his first foreign trip since taking office, and we expect he'll be glad to get out of the country. He's spent the week griping to the graduates of the Coast Guard Academy that he's been the most unfairly treated politician in all history, "tweeting" claims that the ongoing investigations into his campaign's possible role in Russia's election meddling are a "witch hunt," and testily denying everything to a pesky pack of the press, so at least he'll be able to change the subject for a while.
On the other hand, the conversation might well take another controversial turn or two before the nine-long-days trip is over. The celebrity apprentice president has already provoked controversies in his dealings with such friendly countries as Australia and Germany, which takes some doing, and the itinerary for his trip includes some far trickier encounters.
The tour starts out in Saudia Arabia, where the royal family has reportedly prepared to roll out $68 million worth of red carpet, which should be enough to satisfy even Trump's sense of grandeur. So far Trump has been saying everything the Saudis want to hear about arms deals and their war in Yemen and other and other deals that are dear to their hearts, but he's also the guy who called for a complete ban on Muslims entering the United States, and until recently he was a vociferous critic of the country, and his planned speech on Islamic radicalism will require more carefully diplomatic language than Trump is accustomed to using. A visit to Saudi Arabia is fraught with peril for even the most seasoned presidents, and Trump is seemingly still starting a learning curve.
The next planned stop is in Israel, which is always tricky. Trump has long been outspokenly supportive of the Jewish state, and enjoyed a friendly relationship with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, but he's lately abandoned his campaign promise to relocate the American embassy to Jerusalem and reportedly blabbed some top-secrets shared by the Israelis to the Russians, and has long habit of making stereotypical Jewish jokes in public. His daughter and son-in-law are both Jewish, which provides some cover for such japes, but we expect his aides will be nervous for the duration of the visit.
After that Trump moves on to Italy and the vatican for a meeting with Pope Francis. Back in the campaign the Pope opined that Trump's proposed wall along the border with Mexico wasn't consistent with Christian values, Trump replied with characteristic bluntness that the Pope was "disgraceful" to say so, but both men are promising a friendlier conversation when they meet face to face. Absent any inappropriate jokes about a priest and a Rabbi and a Presbyterian minister walking in to a bar it seems a safe enough stop.
Next up is Belgium, where he's scheduled to meet the king and queen and Prime Minister, and although they probably won't be spending $68 million for the chat that should go fine. He's also scheduled to meet the newly elected President of France, after Trump implicitly endorsed his Vichy-linked opponent in the recent French vote, as well as the president of the European Union, an institution both Trump and that Vichy-linked opponent have long outspokenly criticized, so that might also require more diplomatic language than Trump is used to using. There's another meeting scheduled with the leaders of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, which Trump has lately concluded is not "obsolete," as he frequently described it during the campaign, but he's still grousing that its members are mostly a bunch of freeloading deadbeats, so there's no telling how that might go.
Trump's European trip then returns again to Italy, where he'll take his place along the leaders of the G7 nations, and we hope he won't mind sharing the stage with all of them. All those countries have pretty pesky presses of their own, though, and the American media will also be on hand to egg them on, and at that point the conversation might well take any number of controversial turns.
There's always a chance Trump will return home with a lot of brand new best friends, and that the media won't find anything to criticize, but Trump being Trump and the media being the media that's not the way to bet.
Trying to Turn a Defeat Into A Victory, Bigly
March 27, 2017 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: " Trumpcare, 4-D chess, celebration, Dilbert, late night comics, Media, Obamacare, Paul Ryan, repeal and replace, Speaker of the House, theories, Trump	Leave a comment
President Donald Trump's so-loyal-he-could-shoot-someone supporters seem to like his penchant for blunt talk, so we're sure they won't object that we frankly he note lost "bigly" last week on his first important legislative attempt to make America great again. A hasty and ham-fisted attempt to pass a highly unpopular repeal-and-replacement of the unpopular Obamacare law was called off just before it was clearly about to go down in flames, Trump's much-touted dealmaking prowess and much boasted-about knack for always winning couldn't prevent it, and the mainstream media and the late night comics and the rest of the Trump-haters spent the weekend celebrating.
There were some bold efforts, of course, to explain how the failure of a bill that Trump had given his full-throated support to will ultimately prove another one of those victories that he always wins. One theory holds that the fault lies with House Speaker Paul Ryan, who clearly deserves and surely will be saddled with much of the blame for the debacle, and that his weakened position therefore strengthens that of the President who had handed Ryan the responsibility for the first big legislative fight of his administration, but it's not clear how that pans out. Trump praised Ryan's efforts, then "tweeted" for everyone to watch a Fox News show where the host happened to spew a diatribe calling for Ryan being removed from the speakership, and at this point it's not clear who would replace Ryan or how he might have united a fractious Republican Party or otherwise handled the situation any better. Another theory offered by Trump holds that the Democrats are now responsible for the continued existence of Obamacare, which is still widely unpopular in its own rights and absolutely hated by every kind of Republican from Trump to Ryan to such old-fashioned rank-and-file sorts as ourselves, but the bill was also sunk by the more moderate and most conservative Republicans and party rank-and-filers who also found something to hate in its hasty and ham-fisted and form.
The guy who does the "Dilbert" cartoons became famous as a political pundit by predicting that Trump's ingeniously persuasive rhetoric of schoolyard taunts and barnyard epithets and outrageous boasts and fourth-grade level discourse would win the presidency, and ever since that prediction proved true he's been explaining how even the craziest things Trump says are part of "4-D chess game" he's playing against the checkers-players of the political world. To explain how Trump failed to even get a vote on a bill he'd given his full-throated support that would have more or less kept one of his most frequent campaign promises, the guy who does the "Dilbert" cartoons notes that the press is no longer describing Trump as Hitler but is instead calling him an incompetent buffoon, which is supposed to be some sort of victory. Somewhere in the 4-D world of chess that Trump and the guy who does the "Dilbert" cartoons this might make sense, but in the three dimensional world that the rest of the inhabits Obamacare persists and the mainstream press and the late night comics and the rest of the Democrats are celebrating and such rank-and-file Republicans as ourselves are feeling yet another ass-kicking.
Obamacare is still an awful idea headed to an horrendous outcome, but waiting around for enough insurance companies and actual human beings to die for the Democrats to admit it seems a rather cruel political strategy, and the hasty and ham-fisted repeal-and-replace plan that was proposed last week went down despite the best efforts of both Trump and Ryan. Something better should still be possible, even if it doesn't live up to Trump's extravagant campaign promises of coverage for everybody and it's gonna be a lot cheaper and better and you're head will spin how great it is, and even if Ryan's grimmer realities about winners and losers and the inevitable payoffs of freedom and equality are frankly admitted, but at this point it doesn't seem likely. Those conservative Republicans who objected to the pulled bill for conservative Republicans seem suddenly marginalized by Trump, Ryan and and the slightly-less-conservative Republicanism he represents are clearly weakened as well, and if the Democrats ever do feel compelled to come asking for a deal we still worry that Trump the deal-maker will make one that keeps all his campaign promises of coverage for everyone and the government will pay for it and it will be a whole lot cheaper and make your head spin.
Trump vs. the Media vs. the Truth and the Rest of Us
February 8, 2017 By The Central Standard Times in Politics Tags: " freedom of the press, alternatives, crowd sizes, declining circulation, facts, Media, media bias, objectivity, public opinion, terrorism, Trump, war	Leave a comment
The battle between President Donald Trump and the ancien regime media continues to escalate, and just like his election campaign against Hillary Clinton we're watching without a rooting interest. Once again both sides are embarrassing themselves with false claims and phony outrage and actual incompetence, and we're just hoping that it somehow works out for the rest of us.
Most of the media have continued to do the same dreadful job they've been doing over the industry's past several decades of declining circulation and ratings and ad revenues and public approval. Since Trump's election the most established newspapers and news broadcasts and all sorts of more fashionable internet outlets have issued reports that required extensive corrections or outright retractions, there's been an unabashed antagonism even in the supposedly straight news sections that can't help but raise questions about objectivity, and by now even the most casual news readers have noticed that they're getting all worked up over the same sorts of things they spent the Obama years writing about approvingly or ignoring altogether. They're the same smug and self-serious bores they've always been, too, and still don't seem to realize how badly it's playing.
Yet Trump provides them plenty of fodder for a whole lot of gleefully negative but indisputably reporting, "tweeting" and extemporizing on-video claims that are easily disproved and endlessly corrected by the careful explanations of his underlings yet never fully retracted. They range from the petty, such as his continued insistence that the size of his inauguration crowd was bigger than all the evidence or any logic would support, to the potentially more consequential, such as his claims that a rigged election system cost him the popular vote and that Russia had certainly had nothing to do with him winning the electoral vote. Although the ancien regime media missed yet another bet by objecting to Trump's Muslim-banning executive order by insinuating that it was motivated by "Islamophobia," still not realizing how badly that old shtick is playing, they were able to generate plenty of pristine copy about how ineptly it was written by political hacks without the input of any of those top people that Trump promised to surround himself with, and how it wound up confusing all the bureaucrats downstream and causing all sorts of fuss for perfectly nice people and ending up with a lot of legal wrangling, and Trump referring to the "so-called judge" who issued an injunction and lots of people on the left and right noting that the judge is so called because he actually is a duly-appointed-by-a_Republican-and-confirmed-by-a-bipartisan-congressional-majority judge, and so far we'd score it all about even for both teams, with the rest of in the hole.
Trump's next offensive was against the media's alleged lack of "Islamophobia," which he's shrewd enough to know that most Americans and all of his supporters understand as a reasonable concern about Islamist terrorism, and he botched that persuasive argument by claiming that there's a widespread media collusion that ignores acts of terror. Had he argued that many of the media are slow to acknowledge an Islamist motivation to an act or terror and when forced to try to underplay that fact of the story he would have had some basis for the claim, but instead he had his staff issue a hastily-assembled list of terror strikes that the media had "underreported." The established papers and networks were happy to show the list included several major terrorist attacks in Europe and Australia and the Middle East that you surely heard about if you'd turned on a television or radio or opened a newspaper or called up any sort of news web site in the days afterward, many more that were Muslim-on-Muslim killing in some geopolitically unimportant country by inconsequential gangs involving a small and numbingly routine number of victims. None of them were that white guy who shot all those black people in a South Carolina church or the white who shot up that mosque in Quebec, one of them was apparently some crazed homeless guy killing some tourists in an Australia hostel and the parents of the victims are "tweeting" their apparently real outrage that Trump has politicized the murders to gin up policies they don't support, and it also didn't include the "Bowling Green Massacre" that a spokeswoman claimed most Americans didn't know because it was underreported, but which was in fact entirely unreported by it had not happened.
All in all we'd call that round another draw, and once again we can't see that turning out well for the rest of us. By now most of the country seems to have chosen which side they'll believe without bothering to carefully consider any of the facts or other alternatives on offer. By now we know way too many people who think that reptilian alien shape-shifters aligned with the Illuminati have something to do with it, way too many more who think the truth is whatever they find on their side of great cultural and economic and political divide and that everyone over on that side is lying, and that crazy liberal academic notion about objective reality being a mere social construct to maintain the establishment that can be deconstructed by the right mumbo-jumbo seems to have been adopted by our putatively conservative and proudly anti-intellectual president.
With no rooting interest to preoccupy we continue to grasp for objective reality, another one of those old-fashioned beliefs we bitterly cling to in these uncertain times. Our old college pal Pee Wee lives in the Washington, D.C. area and remains a Facebook friend, and he went down to look at the big protest on the Mall the day after inauguration and posted about a cop he talked with who said he'd also been on the job the day before and that the protest was far better attended, and even though Pee Wee's a lifelong liberal we've never known him to lie about anything, and we're pretty darned sure he's not part of any Illuminati conspiracy, so we figure that Trump is overstating his crowd size and can't help worrying about his apparent insecurity about matters of size. We also have to admit that even the most multiculturally sensitive media have all wound up acknowledging that sure enough yet another major terror occurred somewhere in the world, but we're still hoping for a more reasoned and maybe even more intelligible argument from Trump that Islamist terrorism remains a reasonable concern.
In the meantime, we'll be sticking to the facts as best we can find them and continue to criticize our media brethren and gleefully ignore that pudgy-faced provocateur and Chief White House Strategist Steven Bannon's demand that we shut up. Go ahead and hate the press all you want, and much of the time you'll be well justified in doing so, but at this point we're mainly hoping that the freedom of the press survives this mess.