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About Major Junior hockey and Benny's pie in the sky…put that WHL name on Ice…Barnum & Bailey & Mayhem on Maroons Road…Jeff Hamilton racing a woman…Jake and les Leafs…open season on Puck Finn…and good reads from Teddy Wy and Mike M.
A midweek smorgas-bored…and it's a good day for stepping into the Junior shinny Way Back Machine to a time when some hockey coaches wore fedoras…
Major Junior hockey. Winnipeg.
Some of us are old enough to recall the days when those two went together, like Johnny Carson and late-night laughter.
That's right, kids, once upon a brief time Major Junior worked in Good Ol' Hometown.
Bobby Clarke, Chris Worthy and Reggie Leach
Oh, they didn't exactly sardine-can them into the old shinny barn on Maroons Road every night, but it wasn't just family and friends who surfaced to watch the Winnipeg Jets. Especially when the Flin Flon Bombers of Bobby Clarke and Reggie Leach rode into River City with a sneer and something to prove to the big-city boys.
Logically, the Brandon Wheat Kings, being just a hoot and a holler down the road, should have been cast in the role of the Jets' antagonist in what was then known as the Western Canada Hockey League. But no. It was the bunch from the northern Manitoba mining town named after the fictional Josiah Flintabbatey Flonatin who wore the black hat.
The dreaded Bombers were piloted by Paddy Ginnell, a rascalish head coach given to filling news snoops' notebooks with goading, in-your-face candor.
Paddy Ginnell
In the spring of 1969, for example, the Jets evened a playoff joust with the Bombers at 2-2-1 (yes, there was a tie game), which meant the eight-point series was heading back to intimidating Whitney Forum in Flin Flon.
"How the hell are they going to win up there?" a cocksure Ginnell scoffed. "They've never won there. If I was Ben (Hatskin, Jets bankroll), I'd forfeit the series and save the money."
Turns out Paddy was right.
The Jets couldn't quite figure out a way to win in the Flin Flon Forum, which provided cozy comfort for the Bombers but served as a chamber of horrors for the Winnipegs in '69 and the following spring.
Pistol Dorohoy
The thing is, whatever pre- and post-game hype Ginnell and his counterpart, Eddie (Pistol) Dorohoy, were selling to anyone with a notebook or microphone, the rabble was buying. The Jets topped out at a head count of 7,326 and totaled 20,516 for three home dates in '69, and upped that in 1970 with a WCHL single-game record of 9,043 and 33,206 for their four home dates vs. Flin Flon.
Queen Liz looked down approvingly from the north end of the barn.
That all changed, however, when the aforementioned Ben Hatskin saw two bigger pies in the sky. One was called the World Hockey Association. The other was Robert Marvin Hull.
Five years after Benny and the WHA Jets reshaped the local shinny landscape in 1972, Major Junior hockey disappeared, despite the earnest intentions and heavy sledding of people like Gerry Brisson, Muzz MacPherson, Gordie Pennell, George Dorman and so many others.
My perch in the press box allowed me to witness the slow, steady decline of a franchise that morphed from the Jets to the Clubs to the Monarchs, and customers disguised as empty seats was not only a bad optic but a killer on the bottom line.
"I don't understand why people won't come out to watch us," Brisson would lament the day after a home assignment would attract an audience numbering no more than 1,200 diehards.
It didn't help, of course, that Brisson did some goofy things, like replacing his head coach with the team trainer in the middle of a game and later demoting the same head coach to assistant coach, to scout, then firing him via Canada Post. Correct. He sent George Dorman a Dear John letter. And, in general, Brisson iced outfits that could scarcely lick their lips.
Bottom line, though, was the WHA and the Jets. That was the nut nobody could crack.
I'm guessing that Greg Fettes and Matt Cockell are aware of this unfortunate history (not to mention the aborted re-entry of the WHL in the early 1980s), yet they're still planning to pitch their tent in the boonies (RM of Macdonald) and swim upstream next autumn. Their Kootenay Ice will become the Winnipeg Ice, and Fettes/Cockell seem convinced they can make a go of it in a hockey pool that includes the NHL Jets and American Hockey League Manitoba Moose. You can take them for fools if you like, but, hey, it's their coin.
Someone please tell me that Fettes and Cockell plan to rename their franchise. Ice doesn't work for me, nor does an angry Sasquatch as a team logo. We haven't seen anything resembling a Sasquatch in Good Ol' Hometown since Jimmy Mann was dragging his knuckles around the freeze.
Wild Bill Hunter
Among the selling points of the old WCHL were the owners/operators. Guys like Brisson, MacPherson, Ginnell, Pistol Dorohoy, Punch McLean, Scotty Munro and Wild Bill Hunter were Sideshow Bobs, equal parts Barnum, Bailey and Ringling Bros. Some, notably McLean and Ginnell, were maestros of mayhem. It wasn't uncommon for all hell to break loose on any given night, and the lads really frothed at the mouth with Flin Flon in town. Then it was Mayhem on Maroons Road, and much of it seemed orchestrated. Neither Fettes or Cockell strikes me as a carnival barker, and I somehow doubt their head coach, homeboy James Patrick, is inclined to hurl garbage cans onto the ice when his universe isn't unfolding as it should. Oh, the good, old days.
Here's how popular the Junior Jets of Ben Hatskin, Pistol Dorohoy and coach Nick Mickoski were: Some fans actually purchased passage on the team charter to attend playoff skirmishes in Flin Flon.
Young Jeff Hamilton of the Drab Slab writes this about the Ice's entry into the River City shinny glut: "A WHL franchise in Winnipeg, together with the unprecedented investment in hockey development, would create a unique sports marketplace and position Winnipeg as the hockey capital of North America, home to teams in the NHL, AHL and the Canadian Hockey League." Whoa there, young fella. There's this little burg I call the Republic of Tranna that trumps Good Ol' Hometown. The ROT has the Maple Leafs, the Marlies, the Mississauga Steelheads, plus the Furies and the Thunder. Unless young Jeff is one of the many men who pooh-pooh the distaff side of the game, The ROT's two Canadian Women's Hockey League franchises give it the edge. If young Jeff isn't convinced, let's see him beat Kendall Coyne Schofield in a foot race and then we'll talk.
Leafs GM Harry Potter
Something tells me the Maple Leafs made a trade this week. And I think it involved Jake Muzzin. I could be wrong, though. I mean, maybe I was just dreaming when I saw those 12 headlines about Muzzin on the front page of the Leafs blog known as the Sportsnet website on Wednesday. They usually reserve that kind of over-the-top coverage for Auston Matthews' grooming habits (film of toenail clipping at 11). So I guess I'm mistaken and Muzzin is still working the Los Angeles Kings blueline.
Let's be clear about something: Les Jets do not have to make a significant move just because les Leafs snared Muzzin. This isn't tit-for-tat. The Muzzin transaction has no impact on Winnipeg HC unless they're the last two National Hockey League clubs standing in the Stanley Cup runoff. If that's how it shakes down, it won't be because general manager Kevin Cheveldayoff was prodded into action by Leafs GM Harry Potter.
Puck Finn
Tough week thus far for Patrik Laine. The young Jets winger still can't score, he spent most of Tuesday night in Beantown glued to the pine, and the natterbugs in print and on air went off on the kid. According to my scorecard, Ted Wyman, Jason Bell, Tim & Sid, Noodles McLennon and Jeff O'Dog all had a go at Puck Finn and, to sum up their deep, penetrating analysis, Laine "isn't moving his feet." Tough to move your feet when you're sitting on the bench.
I'm not saying coach Paul Maurice was wrong to plop Puck Finn on the plank vs. the Bruins, but there's more at play here than the moving of feet. I say Laine's issues are at the opposite end of his lanky body—between the ears.
If you're looking for a good read, check out Mike McIntyre's piece on former U.S. Navy SEAL James Hatch in the Drab Slab. Hatch is in town as part of a dumb bet he made against les Jets last year, and Mike M. hits it out of the park with his yarn. Also worth a look is Ted Wyman's feature on former Jets forward and all-round good guy Randy Gilhen in the Winnipeg Sun. Good stuff.
And, finally, I have personal links to two of the main players in the old WCHL. Pistol Dorohoy is the only coach who ever cut me, and I played for Gerry Brisson. So, ya, I feel the warm and fuzzies for Junior shinny and I hope it works for Fettes and Cockell.
Author pattidawnswanssonPosted on January 31, 2019 January 31, 2019 Categories SportsTags American Hockey League, Auston Matthews, Barnum & Bailey, Ben Hatskin, Bobby Clarke, Brandon Wheat Kings, Canadian Hockey League, Canadian Women's Hockey League, Chris Worthy, Eddie Dorohoy, Flin Flon Bombers, George Dorman, Gerry Brisson, Gord Pennell, Greg Fettes, Harry Potter, Jake Muzzin, James Patrick, Jason Bell, Jeff Hamilton, Kendall Coyne Schofield, Kevin Cheveldayoff, Kootenay Ice, Manitoba Moose, Markham Thunder, Matt Cockell, Mississauaga Steelheads, Muzz MacPherson, National Hockey League, Nick Mickoski, Paddy Ginnell, Patrik Laine, Paul Maurice, Punch McLean, Randy Gilhen, Reggie Leach, Ringling Bros., Sasquatch, Scotty Munro, Sportsnet, Ted Wyman, Tim & Sid, Toronto Furies, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Marlies, Western Canada Hockey League, Whitney Forum, Wild Bill Hunter, Winnipeg Clubs, Winnipeg Free Press, Winnipeg Jets, Winnipeg Monarchs, Winnipeg SunLeave a comment on About Major Junior hockey and Benny's pie in the sky…put that WHL name on Ice…Barnum & Bailey & Mayhem on Maroons Road…Jeff Hamilton racing a woman…Jake and les Leafs…open season on Puck Finn…and good reads from Teddy Wy and Mike M.
About Rink Rat Scheifele and the Hart Trophy…Lites out for Dallas Stars…Humpty Harold Ballard's harrumphing…Fergy hurling B. Hull under the bus…firing the coach mid-game…dumb Canadians and dumber Americans…and wrinkles in the broadcast booth
The final Sunday smorgas-bored of the year…and congratulations to all you men out there who began your Christmas shopping at 3 p.m. on Christmas eve and managed to finish before closing time at the mall. You are a credit to your species, such as it is…
It is with more than a smidgen of skepticism that I note the well-meaning boys on the beat have begun to pump Rink Rat Scheifele's tires.
Ken Wiebe of the Winnipeg Sun describes him as "a bona fide Hart Trophy candidate."
Jason Bell of the Winnipeg Free Press writes: "If the Jets maintain their altitude in the NHL standings, the 26-year-old from Kitchener, Ont., simply must be in the Hart Trophy conversation as the most valuable player."
Bell's accomplice at the Drab Slab, Mike McIntyre, joins the hallelujah chorus by scribbling, "No doubt Scheifele is a contender right now for the most coveted trophy in the sport."
Yes, it's all rah-rah-rah and sis-boom-bah for the Good Ol' Hometown hero.
Trouble is, I have yet to hear the "Mark Scheifele for MVP" rallying cry from beyond Manitoba's boundaries. Mostly, the Winnipeg Jets centre is mentioned in passing while scribes and broadcasters deliver gobsmacking praise for the work of Mikko Rantanen, Nathan MacKinnon, Ovie, Nikita Kucherov, Brayden Point, Mitch Marner, John Gibson, Johnny Gaudreau and, of course, Connor McDavid.
I'm not saying the Rink Rat doesn't belong in the conversation, understand. I'm just saying he isn't feeling the love hither and yon.
Mmmmmm, fast food.
Frankly, the Hart Trophy ought not be a talking point these days, but I suppose news snoops and opinionists were looking for something to write and gab about during the Christmas lull and before we embark on the dog days of the National Hockey League season. So, okay, let's have at it. The most valuable player is McDavid. I mean, remove McMagnifique from the Edmonton Oilers lineup and the Oil would disappear faster than a Big Mac and a bucket of KFC on Air Force One. The same can't be said about any of the other "candidates," including Scheifele.
Jamie Benn, Jim Lites, Tyler Seguin
That wasn't just a bus that Jim Lites hurled Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin under the other day. It was the entire Greyhound fleet. If you missed it, here's what the Dallas Stars CEO had to say about his two top-salaried players (reader advisory: includes harsh language): "They are fucking horse shit, I don't know how else to put it. We are a stars-driven league, and our stars aren't getting it done. These guys are not good enough. They're not good enough for me, they're not good enough for the owner, and they're certainly not good enough for the general manager." That, be advised, was after a win. Good grief, what does the guy do after a loss? Pluck the wings off house flies? Kick small dogs? Force his players to listen to Celine Dion albums?
Humpty Harold
The thing that surprised me about the Lites rant was the reaction from hockey pundits (hello Nick Kypreos) who can't recall anyone in NHL management/ownership going off on a player.
What, they've already forgotten about Humpty Harold Ballard?
Not much pleased Humpty Harold, the cranky and cartoonish crook who once bankrolled the Tranna Maple Leafs. He harbored a particularly strong distaste for female reporters ("If they want to take their clothes off and talk to the players, fine. But I warn them they'll have a lot more trouble getting out than they did getting in."), and he had no patience for timid hockey players. He lashed out at his workers as frequently as a priest prays, and Humpty Harold's harrumphing always was on public record.
Of Inge Hammarstrom, Ballard once said the slick Swedish forward "could go into the corner with a dozen eggs in his pocket and not break any of them." Laurie Boschman, one of the nicest kids you could meet, was "soft" because he had "too much religion." It didn't matter to Humpty Harold that young Laurie had been laid low with mononucleosis and blood poisoning. Bosch, he reasoned, was a known Bible thumper, ergo a wimp. Not surprisingly, neither Hammarstrom or Boschman lasted long in the Republic of Tranna.
Bobby Hull and John Ferguson
Closer to home, John Bowie Ferguson hurled Bobby Hull under the Greyhound early in the 1979-80 season, the Jets first in the NHL.
Hull, then 40, had come in from the cattle farm to end his retirement, and he struggled mightily due to rust and a wonky left shoulder. His personal numbers were modest (four goals, six assists in 18 starts) and the club functioned better without the Golden Jet in the lineup (6-7-1) than with him (5-10-3). So I called Fergy at home one night to get his take on Hull. Turns out it was a hot take.
"No, I don't think Bobby has helped our hockey club at all," the Jets general manager said with the bluntness of a sledge hammer. "Something is missing. He really is a very undisciplined hockey player and I don't know if he can adapt. That freewheeling style would be fine if it was getting results. But it's not."
Hull never pulled on Jets linen again.
I recall one other public flogging, in the Western Canada Hockey League. Gerry Brisson, president and general manager of the Winnipeg Clubs, removed head coach George Dorman from behind the bench during the middle of a game! True story. It was November 1975. The Flin Flon Bombers were laying a licking on the Clubs, leading 4-1 through 40 minutes, and Brisson had seen enough. He therefore instructed Dorman to observe the final period from the pews in the old barn on Maroons Road, replacing him with the team trainer, Adam Tarnowski, who knew as much about coaching hockey as a cow knows about climbing trees. "I did it for shock value," Brisson said after the fact. Didn't work. His Clubs lost 5-2. More shocking than Dorman getting yanked in-game? He kept his job. That is correct. Brisson embarrassed the hell out of Dorman by forcing him to sit among the rabble, but he didn't fire his coach. Go figure.
I believe we have arrived at the end of the annual, year-end trinket giveaway for Jocks and Jills in the True North Strong and Free, and the best of our best during the past 12 months—as decreed by news snoops from the left to right flank of the land—are golfer Brooke Henderson, fancy skaters Tessa Virtue/Scott Moir and moguls skier Mikael Kingsbury. Any arguments? You bet. The girls and boys at The Canadian Press got it right by naming Henderson and Kingsbury the top female and male athletes and Virtue/Moir the best team, but those who voted for the Lou Marsh Trophy coughed up a hair ball. Henderson, not Kingsbury, should have won.
Here's why we shouldn't take the Lou Marsh Trophy seriously: It's a total clown act. I mean, consider Cathal Kelly of the Globe and Mail. He stumped for tennis player Daniel Nestor, who went 0-for-2018 and quit. Kelly's boss, sports editor Shawna Richer, had a hissy fit when she couldn't vote for a team (Virtue/Moir) as the winner of an individual award, so she left her ballot blank.
Then there's Steve Simmons of Postmedia Tranna. He squawked in support of Connor McDavid, Kingsbury and Marc-Andre Fleury (really?), and pooh-poohed any notion that Henderson should be declared our top athlete. Why? Because lady golfers just don't rate.
"The LPGA Tour is primarily a one-country pursuit," he said on TSN radio. "You look at the leaderboards every single week and it's the same country and it's the same golfers and it's the same five or six women. It is so Korean dominated there's not even any other country that competes, compares."
This is a guy who clearly does not have a clue, yet he has a vote. Here are some numbers from the LPGA Tour in 2018:
Wins by country: U.S.A., 9; South Korea 9; Thailand, 5; Canada, Japan 2 each; Australia, New Zealand, U.K., Sweden, Mexico 1 each.
Winners: 26 different champions in 32 events.
Multiple winners: 4 (Canadian, Japanese, Thai, South Korean).
Money leaders: Top 20—7 Americans, 5 South Koreans, 2 Thai, 2 Australian, 1 Canadian, Japanese, Spanish, English; Top 50—19 Americans, 10 Koreans; Top 100—34 Americans, 18 Koreans.
Clearly Henderson competes in a sport that is far more global than moguls skiing, and it is dominated by Americans moreso than South Koreans. These facts aren't difficult to dig up, but Simmons has never been one to let facts get in the way of a misguided rant.
Oh, let's not forget that the Postmedia chain of bare-bones sports departments anointed Henderson and soccer player Alphonso Davies as the top jocks in the land. Please give Postmedia CEO and noted skinflint Paul Godfrey a quarter and tell him to call someone who cares.
Staying with the dumb and dumber theme, The Associated Press voters totally lost the plot in selecting Serena Williams and LeBron James as 2018 top jocks in Trumpland. Seriously. Exactly what did Williams do in 2018? Well, she put on a catsuit at the French Open and, a few months later, staged one of the most demonstrative, appalling, pathetic pity party's in the history of professional sports. When not busy putting a horrible damper on Naomi Osaka's U.S. Open victory, Williams won zero tournaments and was 18-6 overall. Meanwhile, gymnast Simone Biles won gold (four), silver (1) and bronze (1) medals at the world championships. Like Williams, King James won zip, yet still got the nod over Mookie Betts of the Boston Red Sox. The Mookster was the American League batting champion, the AL most valuable player, a Gold Glove winner, a Silver Slugger winner, and a World Series champion. That's the baseball version of a royal flush. But, sorry Mookie, that just doesn't cut it. And I thought our jock journos had dumbed down.
Doris Burke
And, finally, I'll end the final Sunday smorgas-bored of the year with a quote from ESPN hoops broadcaster Doris Burke: "I promise you I'm not having plastic surgery. I'm 52. I've earned every wrinkle on my face. I actually like my wrinkles. And guess what? There are a lotta 60-year-old men who have wrinkles, no hair, glasses, and nobody gives a damn. It's about time that woman my age or above, if she chooses to go into her 60s as an announcer, she should be allowed to do just that."
Author pattidawnswanssonPosted on December 30, 2018 January 18, 2019 Categories SportsTags Air Force One, Alphonso Davies, Bib Mac, Bible, Bobby Hull, Boston Red Sox, Brayden Point, Brooke Henderson, Cathal Kelly, Celine Dion, Connor McDavid, Dallas Stars, Daniel Nestor, Doris Burke, Edmonton Oilers, Elin Nordegren, ESPN, Flin Flon Bombers, French Open, George Dorman, Gerry Brisson, Globe and Mail, Golden Jet, Harold Ballard, Hart Trophy, Inge Hammarstrom, Jamie Benn, Jason Bell, Jim Lites, John Ferguson, John Gibson, Johnny Gaudreau, Ken Wiebe, KFC, Laurie Boschman, Lebron James, LPGA, Marc-Andre Fleury, Mark Scheifele, Mikael Kingsbury, Mike McIntyre, Mikko Rantanen, Mitch Marner, Mookie Betts, Naomi Osaka, Nathan MacKinnon, National Hockey League, Nick Kypreos, Nikita Kucherov, Paul Godfrey, Postmedia, Scott Moir, Serena Williams, Shawna Richer, Simone Biles, Steve Simmons, Tessa Virtue, The Associated Press, The Canadian Press, Tiger Woods, Toronto Maple Leafs, TSN, Tyler Seguin, U.S. Open, Western Canada Hockey League, Winnipeg Clubs, Winnipeg Free Press, Winnipeg Jets, Winnipeg Sun2 Comments on About Rink Rat Scheifele and the Hart Trophy…Lites out for Dallas Stars…Humpty Harold Ballard's harrumphing…Fergy hurling B. Hull under the bus…firing the coach mid-game…dumb Canadians and dumber Americans…and wrinkles in the broadcast booth
About 49 years from Day One at the Trib…good for Ted Wyman…good reads in the Drab Slab…a TSN WTF moment…CFL power rankings…Serena unhinged…and other things on my mind
It occurs to me…
If you'll permit me a personal note right off the top (and you must, because this is my blog), this morning marks the 49th anniversary of my start in the rag trade.
Yup, it all began in the mail room on the second floor of the Winnipeg Tribune building on Sept. 10, 1969, me an 18-year-old, know-nothing kid fresh out of Miles Madonell Collegiate working at what had always been my newspaper of choice.
After a brief time running incoming and outgoing mail to the various arms of the Trib operation at the corner of Smith and Graham, directly across the street from the main post office, I was shuffled up to the fifth floor, whereupon I became a midnight-to-8 a.m. copy runner and began scribbling non-byline Manitoba Junior Hockey League rewrites in 1970.
Legendary sports columnist and editor Jack Matheson was somehow struck with the notion that I might be a suitable replacement for a departing sports scribe, and my first byline appeared in print on Page 16 of the Trib on June 14, 1971.
It was back-of-the-section, bottom-of-the-page stuff—a short blurb about a Manitoba Amateur Hockey Association financial shortfall of $8,753—nestled between the Assiniboia Downs form chart and horse racing writer Harold Loster's graded selections. Humble beginnings, indeed.
My first beat was local tennis, which I totally enjoyed. Then high school football, a good place to earn your chops. But Matty had me mostly on hockey, at all levels and all leagues, at home and riding the bus across the frozen tundra with Gerry Brisson, Muzz MacPherson and the Winnipeg Clubs in the Western Canada Hockey League.
Butch Goring
There wasn't a hockey league I didn't cover and, in fact, my final writing assignment at the Trib was to pen a sports-front, up-close-and-personal piece on local lad Butch Goring, weaned on the frozen ponds of Windsor Park/St. Vital and a Stanley Cup champion with the New York Islanders. Photog Jon Thordarson and I had visited Butch at his home. Spent more than an hour with him. The article and pics were in the can and good to go as a late-summer feature. Alas, the mucky-mucks at Southam had the bad manners to shut down the joint on what we called Black Wednesday, Aug. 27, 1980, and the Tribune was no more.
But, hey, here I am 49 years later, and old bag of bones still scribbling about shinny, football, curling and athletes in Good Ol' Hometown, albeit from a distance. Don't know when or how to stop.
Which means you're right—there's definitely something wrong with me. Like, does the term 'get a life' mean anything to me?
Apparently not. I might actually make it to 50 years.
Ted Wyman
A tip of the bonnet to Ted Wyman, soon to be the latest inductee to the Manitoba Sportswriters and Sportscasters Association Media Roll of Honour. Ted's been cranking out the good stuff for 26 years, earning his chops at the Moose Jaw Times Herald and Brandon Sun before bringing his act to Good Ol' Hometown in 2003. He's been a steady hand on the wheel of the Winnipeg Sun sports department since 2006.
Really enjoyed Melissa Martin's piece on Winnipeg Jets captain Blake Wheeler in the Winnipeg Free Press last week. Melissa doesn't stray into the toy department too often, but I always enjoy her take on sports and athletes. She's my favorite scribe at the Drab Slab.
So I'm sitting in my local watering hole, watching the Winnipeg Blue Bombers and Saskatchewan Roughriders duke it out on Saturday afternoon. They were down to the short strokes, with about three minutes remaining and Gang Green clinging to an iffy lead. The end result was very much in the balance. And what does TSN do? It cuts away to the Calgary Stampeders-Edmonton Eskimos skirmish, which had yet to start. You talk about your WTFTSN moments.
Here are this week's Canadian Football League power rankings…
1. Calgary (9-2): Bo Levi was brilliant; the defence not so much.
2. Saskatchewan (7-4): Four straight Ws.
3. Edmonton (7-5): Got it done vs. Calgary this time.
4. Hamilton (6-5): Wicked offence, wicked QB, wicked Speedy B.
5. Ottawa (6-5): Continue to be a puzzle.
6. Winnipeg (5-7): A bye week just what the doctor ordered.
7. B.C. (4-6): Still say they're done like dinner.
8. Montreal (3-8): Took the week off.
9. Toronto (3-8): QB woes continue.
Last week in CFL quarterbacking…
It's about Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers: Wow. Just wow.
Still baffled by Serena Williams bringing motherhood into the equation during her epic hissy fit in the women's final at the U.S. Open tennis tournament. "I have a daughter and I stand what's right for her!" she shrieked, in full bully mode, at chair umpire Carlos Ramos. That simply does not compute. It makes no sense at all. What did Ramos's rulings—questionable or not—have to do with Williams' little girl? Can you say completely unhinged, kids?
For those of you scoring at home, the last eight Grand Slam tennis tournaments have delivered eight different champions on the women's side and only three on the men's side. Meanwhile, the same three guys winning everything now—Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Novak Djokovic—have been winning everything since Wimbledon 2003, when Federer claimed his first Slam title. The scoreboard reads: Big Three 51, Rest of Guys 11. And who are those Rest of Guys? Stan Wawrinka (3), Andy Murray (3), Andy Roddick, Marin Cilic, Juan Martin del Potro, Marat Safin and Gaston Gaudio. So, 10 champions total. In the same time frame, 24 different women have won Slam tournaments.
And, finally, this from Steve Simmons of Postmedia Tranna: "I really hope the Maple Leafs pick a captain soon—so everybody can just shut up about it. The captain stuff: Relatively meaningless." Interesting. In July, Simmons went on Tranna 1050 TSN radio and flapped his gums about the "relatively meaningless" Leafs captaincy for more than seven minutes. But now that he's had his say on the topic he wants the rest of us to "shut up." As if.
Author pattidawnswanssonPosted on September 10, 2018 September 12, 2018 Categories Sports, sports mediaTags Aaron Rodgers, Andy Murray, Andy Roddick, B.C. Lions, Bo Levi Mitchell, Brandon Bridge, Brandon Sun, Butch Goring, Calgary Stampeders, Chris Streveler, Edmonton Eskimos, Gaston Gaudio, Gerry Brisson, Hamilton Tiger-Cats, Jack Matheson, Jeremiah Masoli, Jon Thordarson, Jonathon Jennings, Juan Martin del Potro, Manitoba Sportswriters and Sportscasters Association, Marat Safin, Marin Cilic, Matt Nichols, McLeod Bethel-Thompson, Media Roll of Honour, Melissa Martin, Mike Reilly, Miles Macdonell Collegiate, Montreal Alouettes, Moose Jaw Timers Herald, Muzz MacPherson, New York Islanders, Novak Djokovic, Ottawa RedBlacks, Postmedia, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, Saskatchewan Roughriders, Serena Williams, St. Vital, Stan Wawrinka, Steve Simmons, Ted Wyman, Toronto Argonauts, Travis Lulay, Trevor Harris, TSN, Western Canada Hockey League, Windsor Park, Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Winnipeg Clubs, Winnipeg Free Press, Winnipeg Sun, Winnipeg Tribune, Zach CollarosLeave a comment on About 49 years from Day One at the Trib…good for Ted Wyman…good reads in the Drab Slab…a TSN WTF moment…CFL power rankings…Serena unhinged…and other things on my mind
B-b-b-Benny and the Jets started with Ben Hatskin, and don't you forget it, Winnipeg
I thought we were perfectly clear on this, but apparently some people still believe Bobby Hull is the reason professional hockey came to River City in 1972 and exists today.
So, as much as I dislike repeating myself, let me say this for the 8,151st time: Robert Marvin Hull is not—repeat NOT (and, yes, I'm shouting)—the reason pro shinny arrived in Winnipeg. Ben Hatskin IS (yes, shouting again) the reason. Always was, always will be. Benny is the godfather, grandfather and father of pay-for-play hockey as we know it in good, ol' Hometown.
Again, this is not a chicken-and-egg thing. We know who and what came first.
Benny and the original Jets arrived in 1967 as a Junior outfit in the Western Canada Hockey League. But Benny and a few of the boys had bigger fish to fry. They thought it would be a swell idea to form a rebel league and yank the National Hockey League's chain. You know, poach some of its players and minor league properties. Pay them big bucks, much more than they would earn in the NHL. Thus, the World Hockey Association was born.
So, here's your overall lineage to that point: Ben Hatskin, Junior Jets, World Hockey Association.
The next trick was to get NHL players whose contracts had expired and the paying public to take the rebel league seriously. No better way to do that than take the NHL's glam guy hostage. Thus, Benny set his sights on Hull, who wasn't feeling the love from Chicago Blackhawks ownership. Benny tossed some large numbers, like $250,000 per annum, at the Golden Jet. Hull basically scoffed. He could pry that out of tightwad Bill Wirtz in the Windy City.
"Tell 'em to give me a million dollars and they've got themselves a hockey player," Hull advised his agent, Harvey Weinberg.
Benny alerted his accomplices at the WHA ownership level that the sticker price for Hull's good looks, charisma and 110-m.p.h. slapshot was $1 million. They might have winced at that figure, but Benny somehow convinced each of them to kick in to the B. Hull kitty. The deal was done.
Make no mistake, though. There would have been professional hockey in Winnipeg in '72 with or without Hull. Hatskin was all in before signing the Golden Jet. What Hull's presence did, however, was provide the Jets and the WHA with star power and staying power. Without him, the league's shelf life would have been shorter than a Winnipeg summer. With him, they survived seven seasons and moved into the NHL.
I point all this out not to minimize or trivialize Hull's contribution to shinny in good, ol' Hometown. His role was immense, although I believe some people err when they romanticize his signing. Don't think for a minute that Hull agreed to come to River City for altruistic reasons, like giving legs to a fledgling operation. He wasn't sitting at home in the Toddlin' Town saying, "You know, I think I'd like to spend the next 10 years of my life playing hockey in the middle of nowhere. Besides, I've always wanted to see how my skills stack up against Frankie Beaton and Bad News Bilodeau."
Bobby Hull came to town because the WHA member teams and Ben Hatskin showed him the money. Period.
"They kept calling and I kept telling everyone that would listen that I wasn't going anywhere, least of all to Winnipeg," is how Hull explained it to Paul Friesen of the Winnipeg Sun on the occasion of the Jets' 40 anniversary.
A $1-million signing bonus and a $1.75-million contract changed Hull's thinking and the professional hockey landscape.
"Who would have thought that any cowboy was worth $1 million in 1972?" Hull told Friesen. "Seabiscuit didn't make that. No four-legged animal made that. No athlete had made a million dollars until then."
Which is why players from back in the day still thank the Golden Jet for doubling, tripling and quadrupling their salaries. Some team owners, meanwhile, probably still curse his name.
Again, the point of this essay is not to discredit Hull. It's to reaffirm Ben Hatskin as the starting point and the most significant figure in Winnipeg's pro hockey lineage as we know it today. It goes like this: Ben Hatskin-Winnipeg Jets/WHA-Bobby Hull-NHL-Mark Chipman-Manitoba Moose/IHL/AHL-David Thomson-NHL/Winnipeg Jets.
It started with Ben Hatskin and there would not be an NHL franchise in River City today except for his vision and bull doggedness in the pursuit, and signing, of Bobby Hull.
(Footnote: There was pro shinny in River City pre-Jets. The Winnipeg Warriors, featuring Billy Mosienko, Ted Green, Gerry James and Fred Shero among other notables, competed in the Western Hockey League from 1955-61.)
Author pattidawnswanssonPosted on September 20, 2016 Categories Winnipeg JetsTags AHL, Ben Hatskin, Billy Mosienko, Bobby Hull, Chicago Blackhawks, Frank Beaton, Fred Shero, Gerry James, Gilles Bilodeau, Harvey Weinberg, IHL, Manitoba Moose, Mark Chipman, National Hockey League, Paul Friesen, Ted Green, Western Canada Hockey League, Western Hockey League, Winnipeg Jets, Winnipeg Sun, World Hockey AssociationLeave a comment on B-b-b-Benny and the Jets started with Ben Hatskin, and don't you forget it, Winnipeg
About Steve Simmons 'outing' two Raptors…apologies to Canada…cheering for Doug Wilson…and the best of tennis
So, let me see if I've got this straight: DeMarre Carroll and Cory Joseph are observed strolling through Jack Casino in Cleveland at 2 o'clock in the a.m.; they are in breach of no laws of the land; they are in breach of no code of ethics; they are guilty of no trespasses against team-imposed guidelines. They are, quite simply, two adults talking and walking in retreat to their hotel rooms, in the company, it should be pointed out, of four other adults.
And this is news?
It is if you're Steve Simmons of the Toronto Sun and you are the self-appointed hall monitor of the Toronto Raptors and you believe Carroll and Joseph should be tucked in bed by 2 ayem, not "wandering around in the middle of the night." After all, Carroll and Joseph were expected to participate in a significant National Basketball Association playoff skirmish in another 18 1/2 hours, which, on the Steve-o-Metre, apparently is not sufficient kip time to be up to the task of subduing the Cleveland LeBrons.
If only they had been in bed by, oh, let's say 10 p.m., surely the Raptors would have delivered greater resistance against the Cleveland assault. No doubt they'd have fallen by a mere 28 points, rather than 38, on Wednesday night in Game 5 of the final dispute on the Eastern Conference side of the NBA divide.
But wait. In Simmons' own words, the Carroll-Joseph late-nighter "may have had nothing to do with how or why the Raptors were decimated and embarrassed 116-78."
I see how it works. The two Raptors weren't intoxicated, they weren't raising a ruckus, they didn't have a woman hanging on each arm, they weren't playing with guns, and their influence—positive or negative—on what transpired on the hardwood floor of the Quicken Loans Arena could not be measured vis-a-vis their slumber habits. Yet let's 'out' them anyway, thus giving rise to suspicion and perception that Carroll and Joseph are a couple of good-time Charlies or, even worse, a pair of no-goodnicks.
It is, frankly, laughable that a member of mainstream sports media would bring into question, or tsk-tsk, the nocturnal wanderings of professional athletes, given that there isn't a jock sniffer alive who, after filing copy on game nights, is in the sack with lights out by the stroke of 12. The nature of their beast is very similar to that of the athletes they write and talk about. They just earn considerably less coin, is all.
So, I'm sorry, but the issue here is not about the sleeping patterns of Carroll and Joseph. The issue is one that mainstream media won't address, because they tend not to eat their own. To wit: Should Steve Simmons have 'outed' the two Raptors?
Well, to use a hoops term, since there was no harm, no foul, the answer is "no."
Thus, you can mark down Simmons' column as reason No. 546,592 why professional athletes consider jock journalists lower than Homer Simpson's IQ.
We won't apologize for the Biebs.
I see where ESPN blowhard Stephen A. Smith has delivered a mea culpa for dissing the Raptors two games into their best-of-seven skirmish with the LeBrons. "I gotta be a man of my word," he said after Toronto had leveled the series at 2-2, "and just apologize to Canada, all Canadians everywhere." That's all well and fine, Stephen. Just don't expect us to apologize for Celine Dion, Nickelback or Justin Bieber. (As an aside, Stephen: No need to apologize to "all" of us hosers, because, beyond the borders of the Republic of Tranna, few care about the Raptors.)
I've always cheered silently for Doug Wilson to succeed as general manager of the San Jose Sharks, because he played for the Winnipeg Clubs in 1973-74 when I worked the Western Canada Hockey League beat for the Winnipeg Tribune. I remember Wilson as a soft-spoken, shy, polite kid. So good on him now that his National Hockey League outfit has advanced to meet the Pittsburgh Penguins in the final of the Stanley Cup tournament.
The most-ballyhooed hockey players outside the NHL have to be teenagers Auston Matthews, Patrik Laine and Mitch Marner. Matthews and Laine did boffo work at the just-concluded World Hockey Championships in the Republic of Putin, while Marner is killing it with his London Knights at the Memorial Cup tournament in Saudi Alberta. All are worthy of the hosannas, but one thing separates Matthews and Laine from Marner: They were playing against men (mostly), Marner is playing against boys.
Bjorn Borg will always be my favorite tennis player, but Rafael Nadal, searching for his 15th Grand Slam title until a wrist injury shelved him at the French Open, is the best I've ever seen. My all-time dream match would be Borg in his prime vs. Nadal in his prime at Roland Garros in Paris. Nadal would win in five sets. I think. Maybe. Dream match No. 2 would be Steffi Graf vs. Serena Williams at Roland Garros. Graf would win in three. Definitely.
I have trouble watching Andy Murray play tennis. I mean, it's painful. Whether ahead or chasing the match, the Scotsman always looks like a tormented soul straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. Every time he turns to grab a towel, I expect to see a shiv or arrows in his back.
Author pattidawnswanssonPosted on May 27, 2016 May 28, 2016 Categories SportsTags Andy Murray, Auston Matthews, Bjorn Borg, Celine Dion, Cleveland Cavaliers, Cory Joseph, DeMarre Carroll, Doug Wilson, ESPN, French Open, Jack Casino, Justin Bieber, Memorial Cup, Mitch Marner, National Basketball Association, Nickelback, Patrik Laine, Pittsburgh Penguins, Rafael Nadal, San Jose Sharks, Serena Williams, sports writers, Steffi Graf, Stephen A. Smith, Steve Simmons, Toronto Raptors, Toronto Sun, Western Canada Hockey League, Winnipeg Clubs, World Hockey Championships6 Comments on About Steve Simmons 'outing' two Raptors…apologies to Canada…cheering for Doug Wilson…and the best of tennis
Dis the Disney Ducks? Winnipeg Jets Nation doesn't want to go there yet
So, it's the Winnipeg Jets vs. the Disney Ducks in an opening-round skirmish of the Stanley Cup tournament. Puck drops on Thursday evening
Gotta get a hate-on. Gotta dis the other guy. Trouble is, there's nothing to hate. Nothing to dis.
First of all, you don't trash talk the Disney dudes. You don't trash talk anything connected with Disneyland. Not even the Disney Ducks of Anaheim.
Yes, Ducks is a stupid name for a National Hockey League team, but none more so than Penguins or Flyers. And, let's face it, the name Jets isn't exactly dripping with dynamics or creativity, is it. Cripes, man, it isn't even original. It's a recycled ripoff from bygone days when Winnipeg was a member of the Western Canada Hockey League before becoming a force in the World Hockey Association and, later, a NHL outfit that did nothing other than break your heart every spring and stick a dagger into it in 1996.
But we aren't prepared to reopen the name debate and mention how Jets' co-bankroll Mark Chipman was bullied into regurgitating it, are we?
Second, Walt Disney's head isn't stored in a beer cooler. That's myth. Faux lore, not folklore. Despite what you might have read, Walt's noggin is not a skull-cicle. Even if it were, one block of ice hardly compares to the 750,000-plus frozen heads that trudge around Winnipeg from November to March every year.
So, no, you don't trash talk the man who gave us Cinderella, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Sleeping Beauty, Pinocchio, Dumbo and Bambi, who now plays for the Jets and wears No. 55.
Just like Walt's head, dissing Disney ain't cool.
You also leave Mickey and Minnie alone. I'm a big fan of the mice.
If you're a member of Jets Nation, you can't even trash talk the city of Anaheim. I mean, it's in Orange County. That's in Southern California. You know, sun, sand and surf, 365/24/7. Orange County sounds refreshing. Fruity. Citrusy. It conjures images of orange groves. Not at all like Winnipeg on the Frozen Tundra, whose images are snow drifts and snow plows. Sounds harsh. Cruel. C-c-c-c-c-old.
More to the point, how can anyone in River City trash talk a town that has never lost the NHL franchise it was awarded? The Ducks were hatched in 1993. They've survived in SoCal longer than the original Jets NHL franchise lasted in Pegtown. Anaheim has only required one kick at the cat. Winnipeg is working on its second. So here's the scorecard on lost franchises: Winnipeg 1, Anaheim 0.
And, let's not forget, Anaheim has won the Stanley Cup. For those of you keeping score at home, Winnipeg/Arizona is the sole survivor of the WHA which has yet to lay claim to hockey's holy grail.
Peggers, and Canadians in general, like to look down their noses at U.S. Sun Belt cities that are home to NHL outfits. We pooh-pooh their very being. We see the empty pews in their ice palaces and we snicker. Rudely. To us, ice is for skating. To them, ice is something you put in your cocktail. Yet, an outfit from the Great White North has not brought the Stanley Cup home since 1993. In the ensuing years, the big, silver chalice has been housed in Anaheim, Los Angeles (twice), Tampa and Dallas.
Good grief, we mock the Sun Belters, yet we're giddy because five Canadian-based outfits qualified for this spring's Stanley Cup tournament, which commences Wednesday night, and two of them are guaranteed to advance to the second round. Oh joy.
The point is, Jets Nation can't trash talk Anaheim or the Ducks because because they don't have any ammunition. Anaheim and the Ducks have it all.
I have no doubt that the Jets and Ducks will strap on a good bit of nasty before their best-of-seven Stanley Cup playoff joust is history, but dis the Disney dudes before the puck is dropped? Sorry, can't go there. Not until the first elbow is raised in anger, and I have a hunch Ryan Getzlaf will have something to do with it. Now there's a Disney Duck we can dis.
Author pattidawnswanssonPosted on April 15, 2015 April 15, 2015 Categories National Hockey League, Sports, Winnipeg JetsTags Anaheim, Anaheim Ducks, Bambi, Cinderella, Dumbo, Great White North, Jets Nation, Mark Chipman, National Hockey League, Orange County, Pinocchio, Ryan Getzlaf, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Southern California, Walt Disney, Western Canada Hockey League, Winnipeg Jets, World Hockey AssociationLeave a comment on Dis the Disney Ducks? Winnipeg Jets Nation doesn't want to go there yet