Home2006Monday Night Massacre 08-21-06
Monday Night Massacre 08-21-06
Mark:The Moscow Arena is jammed packed to the roofs here in Moscow… For EWA Monday Night Massacre… Alongside my broadcast partner Rhino… Im your lead Play by Play guy Mark… And we are here live for some EWA Action…
Rhino:Its gonna be a wild night for everyone here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Our Main Event is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Championship as Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson battles The Man They Call Sting…
Rhino:Can the Stinger regain his form and become the Number One Contender for the EWA World Title? Or will Brian Henderson continue his success since he has returned to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Also here tonight we will see the return of the EWA Television Championship as Taz battles Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Taz threw down the FTW Title… Which brings the return of the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Its gonna be one of those nights where ANYTHING can happen…So lets get set for our opening contest…
Shane Munns vs Shio Corin
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is scheduled for one fall… Introducing first… From Williamstown, Nj… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… SHIO CORIN…
("Shoulder Lean" plays as Shio Corin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS
("Number One" plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)
Mark:Shane Munns and Shio Corin are locking up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Whats that sound…
("One Man Army" plays as Paul Heyman and Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Mark:Its The Impact Player and Paul Heyman…
Rhino:What is Jeremy Johnson doing out here?
Mark:Johnson is in the ring and he goes right after Shio Corin…. Big Clothesline by Jeremy Johnson to Shio Corin…
Rhino:He took his head off…
Mark:Shane Munns now goes and attacks Jeremy Johnson from behind… Munns whips Johnson in to the ropes… Reversal by The Impact Player… Flapjack by Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Shane Munns goes crashing right in to the canvas…
Mark:Johnson now hooks up Shane Munns… TOTAL IMPACT!
Rhino:Shane Munns is out cold…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson now picks up Shio Corin… TOTAL IMPACT! By Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:The Impact Player has left his mark on Shio Corin and Shane Munns…
Mark:Heyman has a microphone…
Heyman:You see what just happened right now is what is going to happen at Summertime Blowout to The Retro Playa… You see Playa… This is the The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson… And at Blowout… My Client… WILL MAKE SURE… YOU FEEL… THE TOTAL IMPACT!
Rhino:Heyman sent out his monster and he made his impact known…
Subway vs Megumi Kudo
Written by Dprincedso
MARK: That was extremely….crappy.
RHINO: Yeah, man. I expected more outta Shio and Shane but they dropped their balls….I mean dropped the ball.
MARK: Good save. Us EWA commentators are for the most part; fragile.
RHINO: Most of us anyway. I don't think Shio Corin and Shane Munns will worry about us. They got beat down by Jeremy Johnson. Kinda goes to say that they might just want to worry about showing up.
MARK: We tell our fans to not worry now as we promise that the next match will live up to the hype. I'm not going to lie and say that Shane Munns versus Shio Corin was a great match. It stunk. One of the EWA's tried and tested marks has been the truth.
RHINO: Yeah. Now. I say we stop flappin' gums and let the announcement speak for itself.
P. A. ANNOUNCER: The following contest is set for one fall and is….THE BATTLE FOR RESPECT MATCH!
("The Japanese National Anthem" plays throughout the Luzhniki Palace of Sports)
P. A. ANNOUNCER: First, accompanied to the ring with her second Gintas Bukauskas, standing at 162 centimeters and weighting 60 kilograms….from Koshigaya, Saitama, Japan….MEGUMI KUDO!
MARK: Former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Megumi Kudo making her way to the ring with someone I am not familiar with.
RHINO: I've never heard of this guy either. I'm sure we'll have something later but right now, Kudo getting a big pop here. Could be because her second is waving the national flag here.
MARK: Megumi's knowledge of the international circuit isn't normally covered well but we'll try and make an effort tonight. It would help if we had knowledge of her second who is a complete mystery. Normally, we would know all about the second. This time, we're in the dark.
RHINO: Kudo's in the ring ready to go here and we await Subway now. That's the problem with having an unseen announcer. You never know….
("Hits From The Bong" by Cypress Hill plays throughout the Luzhniki Palace of Sports)
P. A. ANNOUNCER: And introducing from Wildwood, New Jersey….standing at 6 feet and 1 inches and weighing 220 pounds….SUBWAY!
MARK: Former EWA World Heavyweight Champion Subway making….didn't I just say former world heavyweight champion not too long ago?
RHINO: Sure did. Two former world champions in the ring and with the history between these two, it's going to set the tempo for the rest of the night. From this match on, it's going to be about who can get more violent, who can be more athletic, who gives a rat's ass! Subway darts into the ring and we've got a fight!
MARK: Bell rings and Subway and Kudo exchanging blows! Subway trying to pound his way right though Kudo and Kudo going for more of a martial arts approach.
RHINO: It's not working for Subs either because Kudo is just swatting his attacks away and countering with precision blows instead of the unfocused stuff Subway is tossing.
MARK: And it's working out to her advantage as Megumi back Subway into a corner and man! She is lighting him up!
RHINO: Multiple punches and kicks a la Tajiri! Whoever said women aren't capable of doing this to a man hasn't met an EWA woman!
MARK: Not your ordinary wrestling woman indeed! Kudo all over Subway. Subway pushes her off and Kudo once again on the attack! I didn't expect this!
RHINO: Neither did Subway. We expected the same run through method Subway was trying but Kudo is real focus and extremely precise here. Picking her spots and a straight kick right to the ribs! make no mistake about it, this woman can kick any man's ass bar none.
MARK: Subway is off his game huge that's for sure. Rolls out the ring and you can see the frustration as he slaps the mat. No, he did not say "ham."
RHINO: He's got to get something going here and yeah! Going under the ring and it's raining weapons!
MARK: I see bags, chairs, trash cans and plates. Subway sliding in tables and chairs as well. He's setting a few tables up somewhere. I'm seeing spots.
RHINO: I see stereos, I see plants, I see grandma's underpants! No, really. Subway just threw in a huge pair of underwear.
MARK: You just KNOW that the EWA is slowly but surely coming back to where it came from as we get to see some strange weapons make their way into the ring. Water bottles, remotes, Trans Formers toys, an old PS One multi-tap. What the hell?
RHINO: Subway tried to play it off and rushed that Ginseng guy and got thrown for a loop!
MARK: Gintas threw Subway as if he were nothing! It's clear that this guy is somebody.
RHINO: Subway bolts in the ring all pissed and Megumi right on him! Hip toss followed by a cross arm breaker! Megumi all the sudden turning into a submission machine tonight!
MARK: Here's some info on our monitors. Gintas Bukauskas is the author of Wrestling Sambo: The Secret Combat Art of the former Soviet Union for Special Forces and Real Self Protection. It's shown as Megumi has employed some Sambo wrestling into her match tonight. Holy crap! Did Subway just stab Kudo in her pussy?
RHINO: It looked like it and Kudo screamed and immediately released the hold. Subway reached over and stabbed her with something. Instant replays always courtesy of Hardcore Theater and Subway, you see him real into his jeans and pull out something. What is that? A fork?
MARK: I think so! Megumi Kudo stabbed in her inner right thigh by a fork and she stumbles to a stand up and is trying to pull the fork out of her leg. The disrespect from Subway as he literally kicked Megumi in her ass and Megumi went face down!
RHINO: So much for the battle of respect.
MARK: Subway grabs a pan. You can hear him screaming "get up, bitch" as he stalks Kudo. WHAM! Right to the side of Kudo's head! He hit her so hard that the handle broke!
RHINO: That was on purpose. His way of saying get into the kitchen and fix me a breakfast.
MARK: Subway with a cover! One! Not even a one count!
RHINO: It's gonna take more than that to put Kudo away.
MARK: Kudo reeling from the blow. A back hand slap and another one! What disrespect from Subway! Hooks her and has her up. Megumi still has that fork stuck in her leg and you can see the blood pouring down to her waist. Any time you want to drop her, Subway. OH MAN! A very stiff brain buster!
RHINO: Megumi just went limp! And that frustration Subway had earlier? Gone.
MARK: Subway real cocky now. Looks to be furniture time now. Subway setting up a table in the middle of the ring. Throwing those toys on the table. A chair? Why not. Star Scream? He's on there too. A pair of socks? Don't ask, just use! Thumbtacks! Lots and lots of thumbtacks!
RHINO: Subway looking to end this here and now. I don't blame him. You don't want a long hardcore match with anybody these days. Short and sweet is the way to go.
MARK: Subway dragging Kudo up. Lifts her up and puts her back-first facing the table.
RHINO: Kudo is out of it. Can we get a replay here? Subway with the extended brain buster. OH MAN! RIGHT ON HER HEAD! No wonder!
MARK: Subway's got lighter fluid and he's dumping it all over the table! We've got a flaming table of toys here! Now all that's left is what move will Subway through to drive Kudo through the toy barbeque we have going on here.
RHINO: It's anybody's guess and Subway's climbing the ropes. Looks like a top rope move to me. Pretty risky. Power bomb? Looks like it.
MARK: Subway taking his time and….no….he's going for an AWESOME BOMB! Subway hooking Kudo for an Awesome Bomb and if he gets this off, it will be awesome indeed!
RHINO: Subway is going to Awesome Bomb Megumi Kudo through the burning table of toys here and now! He's got her up! Megumi squirming her way out! It's now or never! HOLY SHIT! Subway just hit a Crucifix Power bomb onto that flaming table! Kudo holding onto the back of her head and Subway screaming and holding his face!
MARK: We have got to see the replay here! Slow motion Subway jumping off the ropes. Kudo wriggled her way out of the Awesome Bomb attempt but Subway managed to hold her and got her in a Crucifix seconds before they hit the table. Subway took it in the bad way as the table broke between Kudo and him but look at that. Face first. FACE FUCKIN' FIRST into the table.
RHINO: It looks like Kudo got caught in the ass and legs a bit but FACE-FULL OF FIERY THUMBTACKS! I SWEAR TO FUCKIN' GOD SUBWAY HAS THUMBTACKS IN HIS FACE AND SOME OF THEM ARE STILL ON FIRE!
MARK: Kudo can see that Subway is in a bad way here and is looking for something to hit him with. Well what do you know? A glass hammer and a glass sickle! Old symbols of the USSR!
RHINO: I can barely hear you, Mark! The soviet national anthem just hit huge by these fans here!
MARK: Kudo cracks the two right into Subway's skull!
RHINO: He never saw it coming! He was too busy putting his freakin' face out!
MARK: Subway on spaghetti legs here and Kudo slips from behind. Double under hook. Building momentum for something here. HOLY SHIT! Was that the Kudome Valentine?
RHINO: I think so, Mark! She hit it! How'd she get him up in that?
MARK: This was a fight with early Kudo domination but Subway got extreme and then he crashed and burned literally and now Kudo with another pick up. RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP into a cradle! 1! 2! 3! Over!
RHINO: Man!
P. A. ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner by way of pin fall….MEGUMI KUDO!
MARK: Kudo getting a hard-fought win in the first real match of the Monday Night Massacre card here.
RHINO: It may have not went as long as we thought but when you get stabs to legs and a face full of thumbtacks, you don't complain.
MARK: I'm not. Kudo and Gintas leaving waiving their respective flags here as Subway's face is being looked at and as they clean up the ring, we go to show you a special reel of Hardcore Theater. Yes, that means promo. It's HBK. It's Lone Jobber. Two men who are adding yet another chapter in their history.
RHINO: And the question at the EWA Web Site Live Event Poll is after watching this match, what is expected to come out of this match?
Shawn Michaels vs Lone Jobber
Special Referee-William McConnell
Pa Announcer:This next contest is scheduled for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
("The Answer" plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the particpants…From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
("Boy Toy" plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:HBK and Jobber are looking at one another and now are staring right at the referee William McConnell…
Rhino:Both men have had their problems with William McConnell and now they will be teaming up at Summertime Blowout…
Mark:Michaels and Jobber with a collar and elbow tie up… Shawn Michaels backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes…
Rhino:McConnell is stepping in and is telling Shawn to break it up…
Mark:Right hand by Lone Jobber as McConnell called for the clean break… Lone Jobber with a headlock on HBK grinding away at the Showstopper…
Rhino:McConnell is checking to see if it is a choke and sees that it could be and just smiles…
Mark:Michaels with elbows to the midsection of Lone Jobber breaking up the headlock… HBK breaks the hold up and now connects with a couple of right hands… Irish whip by the Heartbreak Kid… Michaels ducks his head… Jobber puts on the breaks… Kick to the midsection… Jobber hooks him up… An attempt at The Gimmick… Block by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber tried to end it early…
Mark:Shawn Michaels ducks a clothesline by Lone Jobber… Michaels scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on his feet… Double Axe Handled by Shawn Michaels… HBK goes for a cover 1……………………………………. Kick out by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That was a very slow count by William McConnell…
Mark:Yes it was and Shawn Michaels just stares at William McConnell… Lone Jobber gets back up on his feet and Michaels backs him up in to the corner…Shawn Michaels standing up in the corner and he is hammering Lone Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight…Nine and Ten… Lone Jobber is now staggering out of the corner… Dropkick by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up and gets slammed down to the canvas again…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading back up to the top rope for the big elbow…
Mark:McConnell just bumped in to the ropes claiming that he has something in his eye…
Rhino:That knocked HBK down while he was on the ropes…
Mark:This is now allowing Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber climbs up the ropes… Frankenjobber…
Rhino:Nice move by Lone Jobber but I need to wonder if Lone Jobber and William McConnell are working together as McConnell allowed Jobber sometime to get up and hit that move…
Mark:Lone Jobber crawls over and covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………….2…….. Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That was more like a normal count and alot faster than the count he made for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Lone Jobber now starts taking control of the match up as Lone Jobber hooks up and drops Shawn Michaels with a brainbuster…
Rhino:Shawn was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1………………………………………….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That was a slow count there… So much for that theory I had…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now backing Shawn Michaels up in to the corner…Right hands by Lone Jobber… As he puts Shawn Michaels back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has Michaels hooked up…
Mark:Superplex by Lone Jobber driving HBK right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Michaels is in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber now goes over and covers Shawn Michaels 1……………2…………..3….NO! Shawn Michaels kicked out…
Rhino:That was a fast count and somehow Shawn Michaels was able to kick out…
Mark:Lone Jobber now pulls Shawn Michaels up by the hair and whips him in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and ducks the clothesline… Michaels comes off the ropes…Flying Forearm by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting up on his feet…
Mark:Right hands by Michaels to Lone Jobber… Atomic Drop by HBK…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering around…
Mark:Michaels scoops up and slams Lone Jobber straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:HBK is heading to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is gonna fly and McConnell is not going to like it… Flying Elbow Drop Connects…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels connected with the elbow…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for the cover and McConnell is not making the count…
Rhino:Michaels is livid… As he is now getting up in the face of William McConnell…
Mark:McConnell is saying that he is the referee..Michaels turns around… Lone Jobber is up… Kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats it… Lone Jobber is finally going to defeat The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg as McConnell does not make the count…
Rhino:McConnell is screwing both Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now in the face of McConnell and McConnell is telling him the same thing he told Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Are we even going to have a winner…
Mark:Michaels is getting back up… Jobber and Michaels look to go at one another… DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO MCCONNELL!
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels have knocked out the Special Referee…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm connects by HBK…
Rhino:Shawn nips up again…
Mark:Michaels is now tuning up the band for some Sweet Chin Music… Lone Jobber gets up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:He got all of the kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Here comes another referee…
Mark:Cover and the count 1…………………..2………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Michaels picked up the win…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber will now have to team up at Summertime Blowout to take on The Core…What will happen when they team up… We will have to see… Right now it is time for our first title match up of the evening…
EWA Tag Team Championship Ambulance Match
Degeneration X(c) vs The Core
Pa Announcer:This next match up is an AMBULANCE MATCH and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Representing The Core… JASON CAIN and MAGNUM…
("Higher Brain Pattern" Plays as Jason Cain & Magnum enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And Their Opponents… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Scott Hall and Kevin Nash… THE OUTSIDERS…
("Break it Down" plays as The Outsiders enter the arena…)
Mark:We have all four men in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Just look at Kevin Nash and Magnum stare down one another…
Mark:Both Nash and Magnum are Seven Feet Tall… With Magnum having the weight edge on Kevin Nash… Right hand by Nash…
Rhino:Magnum only move an inch if that…
Mark:Magnum comes back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:Nash did move…
Mark:Its a big man slugfest as Nash and Magnum battle… Jason Cain meanwhile just whipped Scott Hall in to the corner and is now choking at him in the corner…
Rhino:Just look at these two men battle…
Mark:Kevin Nash is now being backed in to the ropes by Big Magnum…
Rhino:Jason Cain just tossed Scott Hall out of the ring…
Mark:Cain and Magnum now go for a double clothesline on Kevin Nash… And Kevin Nash goes over the top rope…
Rhino:The Core right now is in control of this match up here in the early going…
Mark:Magnum is now going over to where Scott Hall was thrown out by Jason Cain… Magnum now scoops up Scott Hall and drops him face first on to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Remember to win this match up you need to get both men in the ambulance…
Mark:Jason Cain attempts to whip Kevin Nash in to the ringpost… Reversal by Kevin Nash and Jason Cain goes face first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Nash now has Jason Cain lined up…
Mark:Big boot by Kevin Nash laying out Jason Cain…
Rhino:Magnum is bringing Scott Hall up the ramp way… As the big seven footer is having his way with Scott Hall…
Mark:Magnum scoops up Scott Hall and slams him down on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:Kevin Nash just picked up a steel chair…
Mark:Jason Cain just tasted the steel chair as he gets clocked right in the head by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Nash now sees that Scott Hall is in trouble and is heading up the ramp…
Mark:Magnum scoops up Scott Hall and looks to drive him in to the setwall… Hall slides off the shoulder and chops the leg of Magnum…
Rhino:He is trying to chop down the big man…
Mark:Kevin Nash is now up there with Scott Hall… Magnum just took a big boot right to the face by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:That was a vicious boot by Kevin Nash…
Mark:Magnum looks to be out on his feet…
Rhino:Nash and Hall are hammering him with right hands as he staggers backwards…
Mark:Magnum is now near the edge of the stage…
Rhino:Magnum is in trouble…
Mark:OH MY GOD! Double Chokeslam off the stage by The Outsiders…
Rhino:Magnum is not moving as now they have to get him inside the ambulance…
Mark:Jason Cain is back up on his feet here at ringside…
Rhino:Scott Hall is going down to battle him as Kevin Nash is trying to get Magnum in the ambulance…
Mark:The Ambulance door is open and Nash is able to get him inside the Ambulance and he shuts the door…
Rhino:Jason Cain just charged Scott Hall…
Mark:Scott Hall ducks and Jason Cain gets back dropped on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is now helping Scott Hall bring Jason Cain to the Ambulance…
Mark:Nash picks up Jason Cain and throws him head first in to the Ambulance…
Rhino:What kind of Shape will The Core be in after this match…
Mark:Kevin Nash opens up the door and they throw Jason Cain inside and this match up is over…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions THE OUTSIDERS…
Rhino:The Outsiders just dominated this match up…
Mark:The Outsiders roll on… What Shape will the Core be in when they fight Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels… We will find out… But now…We are being told something is happening backstage…
The feed comes in as we see one of the backstage hallways. It appears that the parking lot of the arena is at the end of it. The cameraman continues to walk down the hallway, until he eventually arrives at the security booth.
"I see that you're back without Earl. How'd that meeting pan out for ya pal?"
The cameraman holds out a shiny new laminated eWa employee pass with his photo, name, and position on it.
"I'd say it went pretty well…"
"Congrats, you're free to come and go as ya please…have a good one sir."
[Continues Walking] "Sir? Sweet…"
The cameraman walks out into the parking lot and films a black SUV out in the middle of everything. The headlights are on and there's a man standing sideways near the door. As the cameraman gets closer we see that the man at the car is on his cell phone. At first, it's hard to tell who it is by his side profile. He looks into the camera quickly, but looks back down towards the floor alongside the car. He ends his phone call, closes the phone up, and takes a deep breath as he slowly turns toward the camera. It's none other than former eWa star Aaron Marx, who happens to be sporting a new look. His once long blonde locks have been cut into light brown spikes with blonde tips. He has a lip piercing on the right side of his bottom lip and fairly scruffy-looking facial hair (besides the mustache area). One word: rugged. He places his hand over his smirking mouth and rubs as if he's not quite sure where to begin.
"Aaron, I got it…they were cool with everything."
"Of course they were. They're desperate for an upper-tier talent, man."
"Yeah tell me about it…that place looked chock full of losers."
"Ok ok, back to work…we've got a fickle and impatient audience watchin' us right now Ty. Well, surprise! I'm back in the eWa…but this time, it's under my own terms. Oh, and for those of you who don't know who I am…the name's Aaron Marx. Here's a little back story for ya, I'm a former World Tag Team and Television Champion…as well as the most innovative competitor to ever step foot into an eWa ring. *crowd boos* My boy Tyler here is now officially my personal cameraman, which means that he's coming along for one hell of a ride.
[The camera goes up and down] "Oh…yeah."
Dude, hold the camera still…that's important. You see, I'm planning on doing things when and how I want to. So I'm not gonna have some crew-monkey telling me where I need to be and when I need to be there. Right here right now, 'cause I'm all about livin for the moment. I woke up one morning and decided that I wanted to continue my eWa career…so here I am. It didn't take much. I made the call and the deal that I wanted was basically thrown at my feet. And unlike a lot of guys who come back and have some sort of elaborate mission in mind…I'm just here for competition. I'm here to take on whoever wants to step up and stop me from making my impact. Everything else will fall into place as time goes on. The opponents, the titles, the allies, the enemies…that'll all be based on who gets on my good side, who gets on my bad side, and who just plain gets in my way, but that'll be a proven fact before ya know it. Believe me when I tell you, this is just…the beginning.
Rhino:Aaron Marx has return to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:And he is back on his own terms… As we now get set for the EWA Television Championship Match…
EWA Television Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
Taz vs Rob Van Dam
Pa Announcer:This next contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Falls Count Anywhere to crown a NEW EWA Television Champion…Introducing first… From The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZ…
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM…
Mark:Taz and Rob Van Dam are in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is doing a little bit of showboating as the fans chant Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Big Right Hand by Taz to RVD as RVD was showboating… Taz backs RVD up in to the ropes with right hands… Irish whip by Taz… Hard Clothesline by Taz…
Rhino:That clothesline took the head off of Taz…
Mark:Taz now turns RVD over on to his back and now starts hammering him with just clubbing shots right to the head…
Rhino:Taz said he didnt want the Television Championship but he is not going to lay down for Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Van Dam is starting to get up on to his feet and Taz kicks him right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Did you hear that? That was a vicious kick…
Mark:Taz now grabs Van Dam by the ponytail and backs him in to the corner… Taz is starting to stomp away at Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Taz is now screaming in the face of RVD…
Mark:Van Dam is in trouble now as Taz picks him up… Release German Tazplex by Taz… Taz goes for the cover 1……………….2……………Kickout by RVD…
Rhino:RVD is struggling up on to his feet…
Mark:Taz grabs RVD and throws him out of the ring…
Rhino:Taz is now on the outside with Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Taz whips Rob Van Dam in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of RVD…
Mark:Taz charges at RVD… Van Dam with a backdrop and Taz goes over the guardrail in to the crowd…
Rhino:RVD saw Taz coming and Taz goes right in to the crowd…
Mark:Van Dam opens up the chair… Van Dam leaps off the chair on to Taz in the crowd…
Rhino:Van Dam picks up a steel chair…
Mark:RVD throws a chair right in to the face of Taz…
Rhino:Van Dam is telling the fans to move so Van Dam can set something up…
Mark:RVD moves the chairs around and now lays Taz out on the chairs…
Rhino:Van Dam is now standing on the guardrail…
Mark:Senton Splash off the guardrail right down on to Taz as Taz was laid out on to the steel chairs…
Rhino:What a move that was by RVD…
Mark:Van Dam with a cover 1………………….2…………………Kickout by Taz…
Rhino:Van Dam is now pulling Taz through the crowd…
Mark:RVD clothesline Taz over the guardrail by the edge of the stage…Van Dam grabs Taz and rams his head in to the stage…Van Dam scoops up and slams Taz down…
Rhino:RVD is now climbing up on to the stage…
Mark:Van Dam is up on the stage and does the RVD Taunt… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH OFF THE STAGE! MISSES!
Rhino:Taz rolled out of the way of frog splash from RVD…
Mark:Taz now back up on his feet… Over the head Tazplex right in to the stage wall by Taz… Taz covers Van Dam 1…………………….2……………… Van Dam kicks out…
Rhino:Taz is now dragging Van Dam by the ponytail back down to the ring…
Mark:Taz and Van Dam are back down at ringside… Taz scoops up and slam Van Dam down to the ground…
Rhino:Taz is pulling a table out from underneath the ring…
Mark:The table has been opened up by Taz… Taz has RVD up on the ring apron… TAZPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a move by Taz and Van Dam went right through the table…
Mark:Taz now covers Van Dam 1………………………….2……………………………3….NO! Van Dam gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Taz is now pulling another table out from underneath the ring and sliding it in to the ring…
Mark:Van Dam is struggling to his feet as Taz rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Taz is now in control of Van Dam…
Mark:Taz throws a chair in to the ring as well… Taz with a belly to belly Tazplex to Van Dam…
Rhino:Taz is now opening up the table in the ring…
Mark:Taz grabs a steel chair…
Rhino:Van Dam is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Taz swings the chair… Van Dam ducks… Taz turns around…VAN DAMINATOR!
Rhino:That Van Daminator was out of desperation…
Mark:Van Dam is now struggling up on to his feet…
Rhino:Taz is up on his feet…
Mark:Taz goes for a couple of right hands… Blocked by Van Dam… Van Dam with a couple of forearm shots to Taz… Taz gets back up in to the ropes by RVD… Van Dam whips Taz in to the ropes…
Rhino:Van Dam has the chair…
Mark:Van Dam throws the chair in the face of Taz… VAN DAMINATOR!
Rhino:RVD is now moving the table around…
Mark:RVD lays Taz out on the table…
Rhino:Van Dam is heading to the top rope…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Taz is out…
Mark:Van Dam hooks the leg 1…………………….2………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion ROB VAN DAM…
Rhino:RVD is the brand new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:RVD is walking out with the gold… Can Van Dam have a successful run as TV Champion… We will see… It is now time for our Main Event…
Number One Contendership for the EWA World Championship Match
Special Referee-Triple H
Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson vs Sting
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Number One Contendership Match for the EWA World Championship… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… The EWA World Champion TRIPLE H…
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Venice Beach,Ca…Weighing in at 252 Pounds…The Man They Call STING…
("Seek & Destroy" plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN "HALF DOLLAR" HENDERSON…
("Im Back" plays as Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H calls for the bell as this match up is now underway… Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson and Sting are in the center of the ring… Sting does a little bit of wooing before the match up…
Rhino:Both of these men have alot to gain as the winner will be the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson connects with the first couple of right hands to Sting as he backs him up in to the corner… Half Dollar with an irish whip sending Sting in to the corner…Half Dollar comes charging in and connects with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Sting is staggering out of the corner now…
Mark:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson kicks Sting in the midsection… Hangmans neckbreaker by Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson…Henderson now with a leg drop on to Sting as he now goes for a cover as Triple H makes the count… 1…………………….2…………Kickout by Sting…
Rhino:Sting is now getting up in the corner…
Mark:Henderson connects with a couple of right hands to Sting in the corner…Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Sting…
Rhino:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson is now trying to knock the wind out of Sting…
Mark:Half Dollar now picks up Sting… Sidewalk Slam by Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson…Half Dollar goes for a cover as Triple H counts 1…………….2…………….Sting kicks out again…
Rhino:Right now The Stinger is in some real trouble…
Mark:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson now grabs Sting by the hair and now hooks him up and drops him with a stalling vertical suplex…
Rhino:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson is really in control and is showing that he should be the number one contender for Triple H's EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Henderson goes for a cover 1……………………2……………………Kickout by Sting…
Rhino:Sting is pulling himself up by the ropes…
Mark:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson goes for a clothesline… Sting ducks and he pulls down the ropes and Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson goes over the top rope…
Rhino:The veteran Sting saw it coming and is now looking for an opportunity…
Mark:Sting now goes to the outside of the ring and rams Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson's head in to the steel post…
Rhino:Henderson is now the one on the defensive as Sting is taking control…
Mark:The Game watches on as Sting rolls Half Dollar back in to the ring…Sting with hard knife edge chops across the chest of Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson…
Rhino:Woooo!
Mark:Sting backs Half Dollar in to the corner… Hard Irish Whip by Sting… Half Dollar comes out of the corner… Powerslam by Sting driving Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson in to the canvas…
Rhino:Sting is starting to feel it…
Mark:Sting goes for a cover 1……………………2……………………Half Dollar kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H has been giving a fair count thus far in the match…
Mark:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson gets up and gets sent in to the corner… Sting comes charging… STINGER SPLASH!
Rhino:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson is in trouble…
Mark:Sting hooks up Half Dollar… Scorpion Death Drop by Sting…
Mark:Sting hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………………….3…NO! Kick out by Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson as Triple H only made a two count…
Rhino:Sting is now getting the fans behind him…
Mark:Sting grabs the legs of Brian Henderson… Scorpion Death Lock… No… Half Dollar pushes Sting off and Sting hits the corner…
Rhino:Sting is staggering out after going for the Scorpion Death Lock…
Mark:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson sets up Sting… Gutwrench Powerbomb driving him in to the mat…
Rhino:Half Dollar isnt going for the cover…
Mark:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson is going for it… Its locked in…POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Sting is trying to crawl towards the rope…
Rhino:Once The Pocket Change is locked it… It is over…
Mark:STING TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Number Contender for the EWA World Championship BRIAN "HALF DOLLAR" HENDERSON…
Rhino:Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson will now be facing Triple H at Summertime Blowout…
Mark:Triple H just watch Sting tap out to the Pocket Change… Will Triple H Tap Out at Summertime Blowout? As these two men will collide… Its Triple H and Brian "Half Dollar" Henderson for the EWA World Championship… We will see you in Tokyo… Good Night Everyone…
Tuesday Night Carnage 04-25-06