Star Wars Land Is the Reason Your Next Family Vacation Won't Suck
This blows Six Flags out of the galaxy.
By Sarah Rense
Quick to capitalize on Star Wars: The Force Awakens's staggering success, Disney is building two Star Wars theme parks, one at Disneyland and one at Walt Disney World. Last night, stunning concept art for the parks was revealed by Harrison Ford for Disney's 60th Anniversary televised celebration, as well as details on the coming attractions. The "Star Wars Experience," as Ford called it, will allow visitors to fly the Millennium Falcon, battle Storm Troopers, and grab food at the cantina, among other immersive activities. It will also only be one thousand times better than toting your kids through a chlorinated water park, and one million times better than an historical reenactment in a colonial village. Star Wars Land (if that's what we're calling it) really does look like fun for the whole family. And we sincerely mean that.
Sarah Rense Sarah Rense is the Associate Lifestyle Editor at Esquire, where she covers tech, food, drink, home, and more.
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