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Written by Thunder Levin
Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante
Helen Hunt, where are you??
Before it even aired on SyFY, Sharknado was making waves. First spotted as a film poster, Sharknado would make periodic social media resurfaces as more and more people saw the poster for the first time. The image of the sharks swirling in the tornado, with the tagline "Enough Said!", was enough to send everyone's lips a-talkin' and smartphones a-tweetin'.
And lo, it came to pass that Sharknado did air on SyFy. An event film, it became a social media sensation, though the ratings failed to live up to the hype. How much was just people thinking they were too good to watch, and how much was the lamented switch to new SyFy movies on Thursday, I cannot say. But saw Sharknado I did, and thus, now we shall all learn about the Sharknado!
Duck Hunt world champion!
Sharknado laughs in the face of your physics and logic, presenting a world where a Mexican hurricane causes massive shark gatherings off the coast of LA, which are then sucked into water spouts and unleashed on the city, but not before random flooding causes sharks to be swimming in the streets, the sewers, back yard pools, and increasingly in higher ground. LA is as prepared for sharkmageddon as it is for being invaded by alien butts, thus no one has evacuated or even leaves the beach as terrible weather comes in.
Through it all, we follow surfing legend Finly "The Fin" Shepard, as he attempts to save his children and ex-wife from the swarms of sharks. Fin wasn't always there for his family, but he's there now, and has to mend the wounds while avoiding shark wounds. The journey is also an excuse to explain whey they just don't hole up at the top of a tall building until the storm passes. Fin is also a guy who can't leave lots of innocent people to die, so at times he goes and risks his life to save strangers. At one point this literally stops the film as he saves a busload of kids. But it's nice to see a hero do heroic things and think of others, and not see people as just collateral damage for his conflict.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sharknado saves the actual sharknado for the end of the film, before that it is just a glorified flooding shark attack movie. But the title does appear (3 of them!) and there is some sharknado destruction and gifable images. But I'm greedy and always demand more more more. While the carnage and death is fine, I can see why some people are disappointed.
Army of Sharkness!
But Sharknado is a wonderland of references and crazy stuff. It also has some odd parallels with Pacific Rim (at least three scenes) though they would be totally independent, as the Asylum version is called Atlantic Rim. Sharknado has references to Wizard of Oz, 90210, Shark Week, Jaws, Crocodile Dundee, and many more. It also features such wonderful shark battles as:
pool stick vs shark
barstool vs shark
oxygen tank vs shark
bookshelf vs shark
lamp vs shark
power lines vs shark
exploding swimming pool vs sharks
pistols vs shark
chainsaw vs shark
I'll teach you to use that Shark Attack 3 line on my teenage daughter!
I liked it, it wasn't the best Asylum production, but it was enough to satisfy my SyFy cravings. And what other movie would brave a title like Sharknado?
Fin (Ian Ziering) – Finly "The Fin" Shepard is a surfing legend and also owns the bar. Has an ex-wife and two almost adult children that he never talks about. He's also a chainsaw legend, if what we see in the film is to be believed. Fin will risk everything to save people, because he's good like that.
April Wexler (Tara Reid) – Fin's ex-wife who isn't that fond of him, though things seem to be getting better by the end of the film.
Claudia (Aubrey Peeples) – Fin's teenager daughter who is mad at her dad for never being there for her. He makes up for it by being there for her.
Nova (Cassie Scerbo) – Fin's waitress, who hates sharks, hates her past, even hates her real name. Is sort of crushing on Fin, though seems to transfer all that to Matt by the end of the film, as Matt is actually her age. Nova tells a tale of a boat crash that resulted in everyone dying by shark except her.
George (John Heard) – A retired surfing legend turned barfly at Fin's bar, because he's got nothing else going on.
Matt (Chuck Hittinger) – Fin's son who is in flight school, and comes up with the bombing the sharknado plan. Luckily, being at flight school prepares you for difficult helicopter flying into massive storms.
Sharknado (CGI) – Many sharks, many winds, many teeth. Enough said!
Hey, it's a SHARK TANK!
Posted by Tars Tarkas - July 15, 2013 at 1:09 am
Categories: Movie Reviews, Ugly Tags: Anthony C. Ferrante, Asylum, Aubrey Peeples, Cassie Scerbo, Christopher Wolfe, Chuck Hittinger, Ian Ziering, Jaason Simmons, John Heard, SciFi Channel, shark attack mania!, Sumiko Braun, SyFy, Tara Reid, Thunder Levin