Granted. Instead you have a backache that's twice as bad.
I wish for a goal in life.
Granted. You life goal is to be mediocre at everything you do so that your life becomes more and more uneventful
I wish dishes weren't so exhausting to do
Wish granted but the process of making them easy to wash also made them incredibly breakable.
I wish I could have orange juice whenever I wanted
Wish granted, But its spoiled
I wish I could wish without having to wish (work this one out)
Corrupt a Wish Game Feb 23, 2016 2:31:03 GMT -8 Shadow likes this
Wish granted but you broke the fabric of space and time with the paradox of wishless wishes
I wish I was better at graphic design
Granted, you're so good that everyone rips off your designs and your style becomes overused, so no-one likes it any more.
I wish I knew how to spend my time in the most efficient way.
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
Post by marionic on Feb 23, 2016 14:17:56 GMT -8
Granted, but you still can't be bothered to do it.
I wish for the comfiest bed.
Now, what is a marionic? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a marionic as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
Granted, you wished for the comfiest bed to appear but you did not choose who would process it and now it is in the clutches of your enemy
I wish for a scholarship from school
Wish granted but the scholarship was for a class on sewage repair.
I wish I could have orange mango juice whenever I wanted.
Post by marionic on Feb 24, 2016 0:24:25 GMT -8
Granted, but it's literally whenever you want it, not when you're ready to have it. It spawns directly into your mouth and causes you to choke making you go off orange mango juice but still occasionally find yourself wanting it which causes you to choke again.
I wish to be the best PHP coder.