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A Birthday and Five Funerals – A Recap of The Vampire Diaries' "Our Town"
[Greetings, Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars Fans! I know I owe you all two recaps today. Unfortunately, I was feeling a bit under the weather last night. However, I hope to get both recaps out to you by early January 18th (all fingers crossed). This means my Glee-cap should arrive by January 19th. Sorry about the delay. And thank you for being patient!]
BONNIE: "Make a wish, Caroline."
CAROLINE: "I wish to get more action than Elena, this year."
"Nice, Caroline! I thought we were friends. Do the words, 'three seasons of virtual celibacy' mean anything to you?"
Greetings Fangbangers! I'm going to admit that some very strange things happened to me during this episode . . . things I never thought would happen, ever . . . Here they are, in no particular order:
(1) Bonnie, as per usual, was judgmental toward Elena, about something she did last week. And I AGREED WITH BONNIE!
(2) Matt Donovan actually made me smile. (This hasn't happened, since he got high, back in "The Birthday." Perhaps, I only like Matt when he's wasted . . .)
(3) Elena refused a second kiss from Damon, and I was totally OK with it. (BECAUSE, NEXT TIME, SHE'S GOING TO KISS HIM, INSTEAD!)
(4) I found myself incredibly turned on by a (sort of) love scene between Caroline, and someone who wasn't Tyler . . .
Clearly, the apocalypse is upon us . . .
Also this week, I found myself, at various points during the episode, seriously questioning the respective motivations of Stefan, Klaus, and Tyler.
Are these men behaving out of self-interest, genuine concern for their lady friends, or, in the case of Tyler, a slighty modified version of compulsion? Also, would they all have been better off keeping their hands (and teeth) to themselves?
All in all, it was a very intriguing episode . . . one I very much look forward to "biting into" with you, right now . . .
(By the way, special thanks to Andre, for providing me some seriously amazing screencaps for this episode. I just wish we had a TVD tumblr, so that I can share them all with you.)
Channeling "Frustrations"
"I will not imagine Damon naked. I will not imagine Damon naked . . . I will not . . ."
"Dammit!"
So, Fangbangers, have you ever been really horny stressed out? Do you sometimes find yourself with so much excess desire and sexual energy, you simply must find someone to bone some way to release it? I have. And whenever I feel this way, I tend to GO BONE DAMON SALVATORE, THIS INSTANT, ELENA! do one of two things . . .
(1) workout my frustrations with some good old-fashioned humping physical exertion; or
(2) get naked cool off in a nice, refreshing shower.
When you think about it, it actually makes a lot of sense that Elena ended up doing the former, especially, in light of her recent epic porch smooch with Damon.
It's also no surprise that, Damon did the latter. (After all, let's face it, it's been WAY TOO LONG, since we got to see Mr. Smoulderhotter NAKED!)
I've never been so envious of a towel, in my entire life.
I mean, Damon's always been known to be quite the suds-loving dude . . . He takes his personal hygiene VERY seriously . . .
But aside from all that, Damon is in a REALLY good place right now.
And . . . now, I'm jealous of the shower head . . .
After three seasons of angst, and unrequited love, the elder Salvatore Brother has FINALLY unburdened himself to Elena. He's exposed himself to her, in the rawest, most personal way, and SHE reciprocated!
It was everything he dreamed about. And he's totally satisfied with how it all turned out.
Elena, on the other hand, is CONFUSED, not to mention SERIOUSLY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. It's as if, through that kiss, Damon transferred years of horny angst, unrequited love, and giddy confusion from his shoulders onto her own . . .
The only way to release that tension will be for Elena to similarly unburden herself. But, until she does that, something tells me she's going to be thinking about that kiss for a VERY, VERY long time . . .
"Have you talked to Damon, today?" Elena asks Alaric apprehensively, as she thrusts her body into that big sweaty hunk of punching bag. (It's a surprisingly girly comment, coming from our new warrior princess . . . Suddenly, she's a preteen again, asking her best friend, if he thinks her crush likes her.)
Alaric clearly suspects something is going on between his surrogate kid, and his bromantic buddy, but, fortunately knows when to leave well enough alone . . .
"She could beat me up, for sure."
Meanwhile, over at La Casa de Rich and Awesome, Stefan also might suspect that Damon's gotten some tongue action (among other things), when the latter saunters out of his shower, naked except for a towel, looking surprisingly peppy, not to mention cocky as hell.
But if you were hoping for a brotherly bonding / gossip session over the brother's mutual Gal Friday, you will end up being sorely disappointed. Stefan, who, by the way, hasn't been laid in AGES . . .
"Rub it in, why don't ya?"
. . . is all business. He wants the two of them over at Institution for Dead Witches on the Rag, ASAP, so that the pair can discuss Operation Kill Klaus.
As douchetastic and cold as Stefan has been, of late (He also seems to be wearing a heck of a lot more guyliner, since he went over to the dark side.), it was kind of fun to see the Salvatore Brothers back to their old schemes, and sibling banter. We haven't seen that from them, in a while . . .
Knock, Knock . . . (a.k.a. Funeral 1)
Knock, knock . . .
Heartless Hybrid . . .
Heartless Hybrid who . . .
Despite the fact that there are three other unopened coffins in our midst (one of which contains Elijah and his awesome hair) . . .
. . . everyone only seems interested in that Mystery One . . .
"What are we? Chopped liver?"
We find Bonnie at the Institution, doing her own version of Bibbity Bobbity Boo over it . . .
Hey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't she try to light the coffin on fire, or give it a headache, like she used to do to Damon . . .
(only without the nosebleeds . . . Have we completely forgotten about the nosebleeds, writers?) to no avail.
That's right, Bonnie. I'm never letting you live this down . . .
Later, Damon tries to bash it in with a crowbar. That's more like it. I'm just waiting for a Batsh*t Crazy Stefan to come at the thing with an electric chainsaw. Now, THAT would be awesome . . .
But, suddenly, just as Bonnie finishes her silly little rhyme, and Damon and Stefan reach the doorway to the Institution, the coffins disappear (What a clever little security system those witches have set up!) Damon rushes inside to warn Bonnie. Then, he and Stefan tag team and promptly de-heart our first anonymous hybrid victim of the evening.
Man, is it just me, or are these hybrids incredibly lame?
I don't know, Klaus. Maybe they get that from their mom's side of the family? But it seems to me like some of the Season 1 vampires, were about ten times more difficult to kill than these supposed Lean, Mean, Killing Machines . . .
Part vampire . . . part werewolf . . . ALL LOSER?
"These hybrids are really bringing the neighborhood down," snarks Damon, as he tosses the bloody heart on the floor.
No wonder he showers so much . . .
Correction: They WOULD be bringing the neighborhood down, if any of them were actually smart enough to survive longer than five minutes to do it . . .
A Very, Very Un-Birthday to YOU!
"I was originally going to write the letters in my own blood, but thought that might be inappropriate."
Over at school, Elena and Bonnie are busy decorating undead birthday girl, Caroline's locker, when Elena announces that she has a confession to make. "I kissed Damon, and it was so hot I nearly orgasmed, right there on my porch. I'm so horny right now I could SCREAM. Jeremy's leaving Mystic Falls, because I made Damon compel him to do so," she admits, more or less.
The look on Bonnie's face, when she hears this, is just FILLED with judgment. Can you imagine what her face is going to look like, when she learns Damon and Elena are boning?
She knows her ex would never willingly leave his family to battle evil, while he scurried off to someplace "safe." And she also knows how much Jeremy always hated the way everyone, especially his sister, always treated him like a toddler, and never let him play in any Scooby Games. But, as angry as she is, Bonnie doesn't say anything . . . yet.
Instead, she goes and asks Jeremy about why he's leaving. And when he provides her with the stock, Stepford Husband, compulsion response with which Damon has provided him, she gives him this smirk that says, "You are acting like a such a brainwashed tool, right now. And you don't even know it."
For a second, it seems like Bonnie just might have gotten through to Jeremy. But then he sees a shiny object (Ghost Anna?), and completely forgets that she exists. Sorry, Bonster. You may be right about this one. But your ship has definitely sailed . . .
"I'm sorry. Damon has also compelled me to forget the name of that witch I used to screw."
Meanwhile, an unusually Mopey Caroline arrives at school to find Tyler waiting for her in the parking lot.
"I could always 'accidentally' run him over with my car . . ."
I know girls like Caroline. Under normal circumstances, she'd probably show up to school on her birthday, wearing a tiara, a gold sequined dress, and a big button that says, "F*&k Kiss me, I'm a year older."
"When I open my eyes, I better see lot of expensive presents in front of me, or else!"
But our girl Caroline has changed, in more ways than one, since last year. And the sight of her erstwhile beau isn't making things any easier on her.
Speaking of subdued, the events of the past week seem to have finally gotten it through Tyler's thick (but still adorable) hybrid skull that being "Gay for Klaus" isn't all it's cracked up to be. He apologizes profusely to Caroline for no longer being able to put her first, given how demanding his new lover happens to be. Then, he sweetly slips an adorable silver charm bracelet into her hand, wishes her happy birthday, and exits stage left . . .
As the couple talk, there's some song playing in the background, in which the lyrics repeat, "It's over," over and OVER again. And there's just something about it that really makes me want to break something.
Many fellow TVD fans have often complained about the LOUDNESS of the show's background music. But this was the first time it TRULY bothered me . . . like a too-loud laugh track, over a part of a sitcom that wasn't particularly funny . . .
"Turn the music down, dammit, I'm trying to hear FORWOOD!"
All this angst and pedantic music quickly become too much for Caroline. So, her and her plaid Catholic School Girl Skirt both decide to take a sick day . . .
How very Britney Spears, circa 1998 . . .
When, she arrives back at her house, however, Elena, Matt, and Bonnie are there waiting for her. (Did they all call in sick too?)
How many high school boys do you know who would willingly wear a bubble gum pink dunce cap?
They've planned a tequila campfire party in her honor. But Caroline, as we know, isn't in a celebrating mood. "[My birthday, this year] is just a reminder that I'm dead," she gripes. "I'm stuck in a filler year," Vampire Barbie adds about her "forever 17" status.
(I don't know about 17 being a filler year, per se. At least you can get your driver's license, over and over again!)
But worry not, Caroline fans. Because Elena Gilbert, Therapist to Vampires, knows exactly the kind of party that Caroline needs . . .
A Very Klefan Breakup (a.k.a Funeral 2)
Speaking of vampires who are desperately in need of both therapy and sex, it seems Klaus has crafted a comfy new coffin for his re-daggered sister, Rebekah (or, perhaps, he saved the old one . . . knowing it wouldn't be long before he'd get sick of his sister, and need it again).
He tells Punky She-Hybrid to "Show Rebekah to her room," while lovingly caressing the coffin. And, for a moment, I'm reminded of that movie where Ryan Gosling started having intimate conversations with, and eventually, if I recall, marrying, a life-sized female doll . . .
But before Punky She-Hybrid can give Coffin Number 1, the grand tour of the Original Hybrid Suite, Stefan magically appears . . . (because, apparently, this is a day for Reunions with Ex-Boyfriends).
Klaus' eyes light up when he sees his Steffypoo. And for a moment, I think the ancient vampire truly believes that the two of them are about to kiss and have sex make up.
But before Klaus and Stefan can continue their weekly weiner-measuring contest, Stefan has some grievances to air about their relationship, "friends don't strip friends of their free will," whines Stefan, of Klaus' Very Bad Boyfriend decision to render him a virtual zombie for three or four episodes.
"Must . . . eat . . . braaaaaiiiiins."
To Klaus' credit, he actually apologizes for this. "I know that was extreme, but I can get a bit moody sometimes," says the guy who has a habit of KILLING his relatives, for fun. "I was hoping [now that all that is over and done], that we could pick up right where we left off," he coos, the sexual suggestiveness of his statement, fairly clear, as he winks at his boy toy, and blows kisses in his direction.
But Stefan's not giving in so easily, nor is he swayed, by Klaus' decision to play the "Brother Card." In fact, Stefan's SOOOO not down with the idea of a Klefan reunion that he CHOPS OF PUNKY SHE-HYBRID'S HEAD!
So, remember back when Stefan used to eat people's heads off, and then glue them back on, because he felt bad about it? Apparently, neither does he . . .
And another one bites the dust . . .
I love how the decapitated body just stood there, for about three seconds, before finally crumbling to the ground.
For those of you keeping track at home, out of Klaus' merry band of hybrids, we now have two, without hearts, and two without heads. Now, we just need some arms, legs, and torsos, up in this joint. And we could have ourselves a mean game of Hangman!
But alas, Klaus decides to burn Punky She-Hybrid's head, in all it's stylish Angry Girl Band-loving glory. This to me, seems like a real waste, especially when a "decorative sculpture" like this could really have spruced up Coffin Rebekah's new bedroom . . .
A Very Klyler Breakup?
But Stefan isn't the only boy toy of Klaus' that's cheesed off at him. Seemingly moments after Stefan the Decapitator has departed, in comes a snarling, feral-looking Tyler. He's not giving in to this "sire" thing. No sir! He's his own man, dammit.
So, of course, Klaus has to send Tyler off on another errand: namely, bite Caroline, and give her were-hybrid rabies, like Rose and Damon, before her.
(Hmmm . . . interesting. So, a hybrid bite can kill a vampire, just as easily as a werewolf one can, despite the fact that hybrids are, technically, part vampire. What happens, when they bite themselves?)
Tyler says "Hell to the No" to this errand, which I appreciated very much (Of course, I would have appreciated it much more, if his "Hell to the No" was followed by "Pretty please don't kill Caroline, because I love her" . . . as opposed to merely, "Why should I do it?" . . . the unspoken . . . and, perhaps, unintentional, implication being that it would be OK, if someone else did it).
"See? I should have run him over with my car!"
Klaus pouts a bit, at his sex slave's surprising disobedience. But, oddly enough, he ultimately lets Tyler off the hook, for this particular errand, without much fanfare . . . or does he?
In which it becomes shockingly apparent that the entire Founder's Council is made up of vampires and psycho killers . . .
That night, Team Bad Ass, a.k.a. Alaric and Damon, attend one of those ridiculous faux-Founder's Day parties at the Lockwood Mansion, so that they can later appear at one of those totally useless Anti-Vampire Council meetings. While they wait, Alaric talks to Damon about how odd it is that Stefan's gone balls out, evil, while Damon is in hero-mode, and playing house with Elena. (You can always count on Alaric to say what everyone else is thinking . . .)
Speaking of Elena, "something's up with [her]," Alaric confides in his bromantic buddy.
Damon smirks at this, undoubtedly imagining the way her tongue tastes. But he reveals nothing. Instead, he deflects, "I'm sure, whatever it is it starts with a 'Stef' and ends with an 'an.'" He jokes. (More like starts with a "DAM" and ends with an "IT'S ON!")
Crazy Nanny Carrie, er, I mean Meredith Fell then annoyingly magically appears to hit on Alaric some more, and remind us that, as a "Founding Fell," she's part of this Useless Council too . . .(Hey, you know who else was a Fell? Season 1 Logan . . . the guy Damon and Alaric both killed . . . coincidence?)
Crazy Nanny continues to flirt with Alaric, and make weirdly threatening references to the fact that she still imagines throwing her ex boyfriend from high school off a bridge. Woah, Crazy Nanny Meredith! Considering that you're a doctor, it's safe to say you've been out of high school for at least ten years. It's time to let go, psychopath . . .
Later, we see said ex-boyfriend and Meredith fighting about something. The ex gets a bit rough with Meredith, and Prince Alaric comes to her rescue. Instead of being mad at Alaric, the guy in question actually seems to pity him, even going so far as to warn him about the nutjob he's about to start screwing. (Clearly, this guy has watched One Tree Hill and Pretty Little Liars.)
Cause of death: The use of too much hair product, at once . . .
We later learn that this guy is the Town Medical Examiner, a.k.a. The Guy Who Lies and Says Residents Were Killed by Wild Dogs, When They Were Actually Sucked Dry by Stefan Salvatore . . .
More interesting than Crazy Nanny Meredith's fantasies of becoming Stephen King's Carrie, and Medical Examiner Guy's shockingly bad hair is the fact that "some British guy," has apparently donated oodles of cash to Mystic Falls' Founder's Council.
Annnnd . . . that's how the Baddest Vampire of them All, and his Band of Strong, But Stupid, Hybrids all became honorary members of the Now Virtually 0% Human Anti-Vampire Council . . . Would you believe that Klaus got his foot in the proverbial council door, by offering the group PROTECTION from Stefan? Talk about the ultimate switcheroo.
To be honest, I was much less surprised that Carol Lockwood went along with her son's new boyfriend's plans, than I was that former vampire despiser, Lizard Forbes has suddenly gone out and bought herself a "Team Klaus" t-shirt.
Is it possible that she is predicting a future romance for her Vampire Barbie daughter, and the Original Hybrid? Stay tuned . . .
LIZ: "Bet you $20 they are boning by sweeps week."
DAMON: "I'll take that bet . . ."
Speaking of Crazy!Stefan, he makes a go at killing, yet a third hybrid, upstairs in the Lockwood Mansion. (This one, would have been another beheading . . . not very creative. However, he is ultimately stopped by Peacekeeping!Damon. Go figure! Damon's passionate plea of "No dead hybrids at the Founder's Party," reminds me so much of Chris Rock's "No sex in the Champagne Room," that it makes me giggle.
Stefan, however, isn't amused. So, he storms off to go pee on some more proverbial trees, so as to mark his town territory, and "be the better villain," so to speak. And by "trees," I mean "Elena" . . .
Here Lies Caroline Forbes . . . (a.k.a. Funeral 3)
In the most morbid, but surprisingly appropriate birthday party ever, Elena and the gang take Caroline to Fell's tomb. There, they decide to give her a FUNERAL . . . you know, because she's dead . . . and stuff. The idea, of course, is to get her to stop focusing on her OLD life of GETTING OLD, and start focusing on her NEW LIFE (which . . . is really, more or less, the same as her old one, except she occasionally drinks blood, and never ever will have to pay for Botox).
Then, Caroline proceeds to get mildly inebriated on tequila, and uses it as an excuse to drunk text Tyler. (We've all been there. ;)) This prompts Elena to make a snide remark, and Bonnie to stick up for Caroline. (AGAIN, I'm agreeing with Bonnie AGAIN! What the heck is wrong with me?) Apparently, liquor has loosened Bonnie's lips enough for her to Elena what she really things of her decision to steal Jeremy's free will, and send him away, possibly for good.
"Judging you . . . again."
Matt gripes comedically, that all this catty girl talk is totally ruining Caroline's kickass funeral. So, BonBon leaves. Enter Tyler to the tune of the song "Birthday Sex." (Now, THAT would have been a good soundtrack choice!)
Love Bites and Dating Dealbreakers . . .
Tyler wants to talk to Caroline . . . alone. You see, his conversation with Klaus has taught him that he CAN, in fact say no. . . maybe. Of course, he's thrilled . . . so thrilled, in fact, that he confesses his love to Caroline. Now, they are kissing. Now, they are humping against a tree. Now, they are . . . BITING EACHOTHER'S NECKS????
Ruh-roh! Apparently, some foreplay is just no longer acceptable, when you are a hybrid hooking up with a Vampire Barbie. Caroline falls to the floor, a mixture of shock, accusation, and pain, on her face.
Gnarliest hickey ever . . . I think Tyler might need braces . . .
To Tyler's credit, he looks genuinely shocked at what he did. He obeyed Klaus' wishes after all, even though (I think) he clearly didn't want to do so. Now, if that 's not compulsion, I don't know what is . . .
I would have liked for Tyler not to run off into the woods like a b*tch to leave Caroline dying in the forest. But run off, he did. In Tyler's defense, Caroline asked him to leave. And he DID go and get her help, which, I suspect, was also precisely what Klaus wanted him to do . . .
Meanwhile, an adorable wasted Elena and Matt tumble out of the tomb, in search of Caroline. Just as they find her, Stefan knocks Matt unconscious, and steals Elena away, without so much as a "Happy Birthday," to Dying Caroline. Way to be a gentleman, ASSHAT!
Next thing we know, Stefan is speeding down the highway with a kidnapped, and super pouty, Elena. He wants to drive her down to the bridge where they first met . . . you know, back when her parents drowned, and he rescued her? Ahh . . . memories. In fact, Stefan wants to take reliving those memories all the way to the next level, by DRIVING OVER THE BRIDGE, AND DROWNING WITH ELENA . . .
Damon calls Elena for some phone sex, and is not-at-all pleased that his brother has picked up the phone. He becomes even less pleased, when he learns what exactly Crazy!Stefan plans to do.
In an odd turn of events, Damon suddenly finds himself on the same side as Klaus. He runs to warn his new friend, of what's happening. "Get rid of your hybrids, or he's going to kill Elena," Damon says, more or less.
"Sometimes, I wish YOU were my brother . . . you know . . . aside from the whole, leaving your siblings in coffins for 1,000's of years . . . thing."
Initially, Klaus isn't concerned. He believes that Stefan ultimately loves Elena WAY too much to kill her. So, therefore, he must be bluffing. But when Klaus calls Stefan on the phone, he hears Elena's anguished screams . . . screams which sound so very real. Then he hears Stefan, do the one thing, that to Elena, is worse than killing her out right, he force feeds her his blood . . . the exact same action for which he attacked Damon, last season.
Now, Klaus seemed fairly certain that Stefan wouldn't kill Elena. But he's much less certain he won't turn her into a vampire, thereby making yet another Petrova Doppelganger useless as a human blood bank / hybrid making machine. This is a HUGE deal. After all, Klaus had to wait 500 years after Katherine turned vamp, for another opportunity to become / make hybrids. Who knows how long he'll have to wait next time around?
Watching Klaus cry, as he hears Elena's screams of terror, you could almost imagine that he really does care about her, as more than just a blood bank. And maybe he does. After all, Klaus has romantic history with two girls, who look exactly like Elena. So, it's not hard to imagine that some of that tenderness has translated over to this new doppelganger, who's so very important to him, in so many ways.
At the last possible minute, (once Klaus agrees to get his hybrids out of Mystic Falls, of course) Stefan stops the car. Oddly enough, despite having gone through the last few minutes with Elena, this guy seems truly confused, as to why she won't back into the car with him.
Stefan's speech to Elena is interesting, because it causes you to question just how much of his "No Emotions" thing, is an act, while, at the same time, illustrates just how insensitive and hard-hearted his experiences with Klaus have made him.
Stefan explains to Elena that she and Damon HAD to believe that he was really going to kill her / and/ or turn her into a vampire, to convince Klaus of the same thing. And if all that was an act, maybe the rest of it was too. After all, it certainly wouldn't be the first time Stefan pretended not to care about Elena, in order to protect her.
On the other hand, as Elena tearfully explains, Stefan traumatized her, beyond belief, by forcing her to relive the moment of her parents death. And the fact that Stefan could make her do this, without giving so much as a thought to the mental and emotional impact it would have on her, shows him to not be the same guy with whom she fell so madly in love, a few years back.
Stefan digs the knife deeper, by telling Elena that defeating Klaus is all he has left, pointedly leaving both Damon and Elena out of that equation. He also tells Elena that they've been "over," since he left Mystic Falls, and that he doesn't care what she thinks about him, anymore. Of course, his facial expressions, when he says this, say otherwise.
Then, the Poopyhead drives off, leaving Elena in the middle of the road, for Damon to rescue . . . again. That's right, boys and girls. Stefan Salvatore is on Team Delena. And, as awful a dude as he's been lately, I certainly can't fault him for that.
Speaking of Delena . . .
The Kiss Raincheck? 🙂
Throughout the hour, we've been waiting for Damon and Elena to address their epic liplock. Now, fittingly enough, they get to do so, in the exact same spot, where the infamous smooch occurred. Let's rewatch, shall we?
I must admit, on first watch, I was disappointed that Elena rebuffed Damon's sweet facial caresses, and soulful love eyes, with her, "You can't kiss me again."
I thought to myself, "Oh come on, Elena! Stefan practically ROLLED OUT THE RED CARPET for you to give in to your desires with Damon. Surely, you can't be feeling guilty about it now!"
But Damon's wistful remark, about it being "right . . . but not right now," was true in so many ways.
It also reminded me of that little Dawson's Creek moment, I shared with you last week. You know, the one where Pacey told Joey that he couldn't keep kissing her, because he'd already made his feelings known. So, if she wanted their relationship to continue, she would have to kiss him?
In essence, I think that is what Damon and Elena are both saying to one another, here. From Elena's perspective, it wouldn't be fair for her to accept another one of Damon's mind-blowing kisses on THIS night, when her heart is so very raw, from where Stefan stamped on it. Despite her obviously strong feelings for Damon, if she let him kiss her right now, it would be more about Stefan than it would be about Damon. And Elena cares enough about Damon to know that he doesn't deserve that . . .
The next time Damon and Elena kiss, it should be all about THEM, just like it was the first time.
From Damon's perspective, he, like a certain Pacey Witter, knows that their next kiss must be Elena-initiated. And it needs to come at time, when Elena is finally genuinely OK with what happened between her and Stefan. He loves and respects Elena enough to wait for that moment to come. He's also confident enough in her love for him, to know that it WILL come eventually . . .
Dreaming of Delena . . .
And, if the longing look Elena gave Damon at the end of this scene, and her words to Matt at the end of the episode are any indication, that moment will probably come sooner, rather than later . . .
The Softer Side of Klaus?
Coming from a Hardcore Delena and Forwood shipper, you might be surprised to know that I found this the most fascinating moment of this episode. It was both surprising, and, at the same time, telegraphed from the very first scene. Most intriguing of all was the fact that Klaus' motives for doing what he did are still not entirely certain.
On one hand, it certainly seems as though Klaus told Tyler to bite Caroline, knowing, full well that he would initially say no, and then, inadvertently end up doing it, anyway. At first, most of us fans, probably felt that this was done to show the Scooby Gang that Klaus means business, just as the attempted murder of Jeremy did, last week. However, on second glance, it seems more likely that Klaus only got Tyler to bite Caroline, so that he could ultimately save her.
The question is, why did he go through all this trouble to do that, for a girl with whom, up to this point, he has had little to no interaction? Does he truly care about her as much as he seems to, in this clip?
Is it possible that Klaus feels kinship with Caroline, because both have questioned their existence, in the past?
Or maybe because she looks so much like his sister (the other Vampire Barbie), or, perhaps, like someone he once loved? Has he coveted her all along, and merely been using Tyler to get to her?
Or, was all this merely a way, of keeping Tyler in line, by breaking him of the one person, who potentially had the power to keep him from being completely loyal? Also, having someone, like Caroline, who is so intimately linked to Stefan's inner circle beholden to him, certainly can't hurt Klaus' plans for continued Elena usage, and world domination? The coy way, in which Klaus caresses the bracelet Tyler gave her for birthday (He ultimately gives her a much nicer, more expensive piece of jewelry, himself.) could be interpreted either way . . .
But whether you are Team Klaroline, or Team Forwood, you have to admit that these two are pretty darn sexy together . . . And here I thought death bed flirting was only hot , when Delena was doing it. Shows, how much I know . . .
Bye, Bye Jer Bear!
After Caroline gets her bracelet, things wrap up pretty quickly. Jeremy gets shipped off to Denver, without much fanfare. And Bonnie, for all her complaints and hand-wringing, when it actually comes time for him to leave, merely, hugs him goodbye.
Don't worry, Jeremy. You'll be back. The ones that don't die ALWAYS comeback. (Come to think of it, so do the ones that DO die . . .)
Here Lies Elena Gilbert (a.k.a. Funeral 4) . . .
We follow up this tearful Jer Bear moment, with a surprisingly sweet one between Matt and Elena on that fateful Bridge of DEATH. Elena notes sadly that her former self might be disappointed with her current self, a girl in love with VAMPIRES (That's right, I said "vampires" PLURAL . . .
You know what that means, don't you, DAMON?
The Matt we USED to know, would have probably agreed with Elena. But New Matt, was much kinder, giving Old Elena a "funeral," so that she might be able to embrace her new crazy life, one which, though he might not fully understand, he does support, because he . . . wait for it . . . wants her to be happy.
Way to go, Matt! (I can't believe I just typed those words . . . I must be going crazier than Stefan . . .)
Speaking of crazy . . .
Here Lies Crazy Nanny Carrie's Victim Preppy Medical Examiner Guy . . . (a.k.a. Funeral 5)
Question: If the only Medical Examiner in town gets whacked, who gets to determine his Cause of Death?
While Alaric proceeds to get Day Drunk with Crazy Nanny Meredith, Lizard Forbes and her once-again pal Damon go traipsing in the forest to locate yet another of Mystic Falls growing list of Dead Unimportant Characters. This time its . . . surprise . . . Preppy Medical Examiner Guy . . . as in, the same one Crazy Nanny Meredith talked about tossing over a bridge, and the same one that Alaric publicly tussled with the night before. He's got a stake in his chest, the victim of one of those rare things in Mystic Falls: the HUMAN KILL.
He stole Bonnie's nose bleed. BASTARD!
Do, I suspect a Crazy Nanny Meredith Murder, followed by an Alaric Saltzman frame-up, possibly to avenge the death of an odious weatherman named Logan Fell? You bet I do!
And that was "Our Town," in a Nutshell. Next week, on TVD: Tyler gets chained up and naked again, Crazy Nanny Meredith shows her true colors, and Bonnie appears to be bleeding from her nasal passages again. Hooray! You can check out the Canadian and American trailers for this episode, entitled "The Ties that Bind," here:
Until next time, my fellow Fangbangers!
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I Dream of Dead People (and DELENA KISSES!) – A Recap of The Vampire Diaries' "The New Deal"
Welcome back, my fellow Fangbangers! I missed you! Heck, I missed this show! Now, I know how Stefan feels, when he's going through blood withdrawal . . .
All those sad, lonely, desperate Thursday nights without my TVD . . . it's a wonder I didn't completely lose my head or have Stefan chew it, or Jeremy chop it off with a meat cleaver . . . .
So, of course, this brings up the inevitable question . . . Was "The New Deal" worth the interminable wait . . . the sleepless nights . . . the hours spent watching Delena fanvideos on YouTube, while sitting entirely too close to my computer screen? Survey says . . .
Well, I'll take that as a yes! 🙂
But wait . . . before I get started on the recap . . . I think I'm forgetting something. What could I possibly be forgetting?
Oh . . . yes . . . THAT. Well, we will definitely be talking about THAT, soon enough. But first, let's get all that "other stuff" out of the way. Shall we? 😉
"If you unbury it, he will come . . ."
We open the episode with a nice close-up shot on Bonnie, who's dressed like she's ready to head out for a night of clubbing.
This, of course, caused me to ponder how far away the nearest dance club is from Mystic Falls. It's too bad Vicki's gone. She would have known the answer to that question, for sure . . .
But enough about Vicki. We're with Bonnie, now. Mmm-kay? And Bonnie's hearing The Whispers. You know The Whispers, right? These guys are WAY famous. If they had an IMDB page, it would probably be longer than Robert De Niro's.
The Whispers are always popping up in horror movies, and scary TV shows, and telling the protagonist to do BAD THINGS: "steal that precious object," "cheat on your wife," "kill That Guy," "eat more Chicken McNuggets."
Unfortunately, here, The Whispers just want Bonnie to go into Lame Emily's Ugly House of Dead Witchcraft and Mildew. Bonnie obeys. (Far be it for her to disobey The Whispers!) She goes into the basement of the Ugly House. There are four coffins there. (Gee golly! I wonder what it all means?)
It's a nice day for a vamp funeral . . . or four . . .
The Whispers tell Bonnie to open one of the coffins. (They sure can be bossy . . . those Whispers.) And when she does . . . well . . . you'll never guess who's in there! It's KLAUS! And he just looks like the happiest Dead Guy ever!
"Oh, hey Bonnie! Do you know where the bathroom is in this place? I've gotta piss like a racehorse."
He's also wearing some seriously tacky Man Bling on his finger and neck.
"Real Men" apparently wear insanely ugly jewelry . . .
Hey, maybe Bonnie has decided to go clubbing, after all! She notices that Klaus' Man Bling would look TOTALLY AWESOME with her shiny gold-plated halter top, and black leather jacket. Should she take them? The Whispers say go for it! Klaus won't need jewelry where he's going.
"My Preciousssss!"
Bonnie reaches down to take the jewelry. Bad girl! Someone grabs her from behind. Now, she's really going to get it! No one has ever stolen Man Bling from the Original Hybrid, and lived to tell the tale. At home on the couch, TVD fans hold their breaths, awaiting her witchy demise . . .
Or not . . .
You see, Bonnie was just dreaming . . . But you probably already knew that, didn't you? You sly little fangbanger, you!
"Great, now I have to pee like a racehorse . . ."
"Hey, Hot Soon-to-be-Headless Hybrid! Wanna Race?"
While Bonnie's still in Dreamland, our girl Elena is out kicking ass, and taking names.
Actually, she's jogging. And yet, given Elena's track record with vampires, werewolves, hybrids and other assorted demons, I kind of think learning how to run away is a much better use of her time, don't you think? Of course, there's only one problem: HUMANS CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM SUPERNATURAL CREATURES . . .
Speaking of the aforementioned OBVIOUS premise, I think it's kind of funny that, after finishing her 5K race, or, however, long it is that our girl jogs, Elena looks at her stop watch, and gives herself a mental pat on the back for her improved speed.
You can almost hear her saying in her head. "I finished in 25 minutes. That's 30 seconds faster than last time! That means I should now be able to run a full 30 seconds, before whatever vampire is chasing me that week chews my legs off . . . or whatever . . .
Elena's self-congratulatory mood is short-lived however, because someone is jogging behind her. He's kind of hot . . . but not Damon hot, or Tyler hot . . . just normal run-of-the-mill hot. He is also wearing the Blue Hoodie of Death, and has Senseless Kill of the Week written all over him.
"Hey . . . is that guy looking at my ass? He better not be looking at my ass."
Elena knows that none of these things are good signs. She starts to panic. But maybe she's just being paranoid? He could just be a Random Running Guy, right? Elena breathes a sigh of relief.
Then, she remembers what television show she's on, and starts running like hell . . .
At home, we're counting the seconds before This Guy goes into warp speed and chews off Elena's legs. But he just keeps following her at regular speed . . . no . . . scratch that . . . slow speed . . . Elena's kicking his ass. This guy's a chump!
And then . . . like that . . . he's gone.
So, you can imagine Elena's surprise when he comes back again IN THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE DIRECTION from where we last saw him. He bumps into Elena on purpose, while mumbling apologies about how he should really watch where he's going.
"Has anybody ever told you that you have a great ass?"
At this point, Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks" starts playing in my head, "All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, run, run, out-run my hybrid . . ."
That's how the song goes, isn't it?
Three Cheers for the Klaus-ageddon!
Later, at the Only Bar / Social Establishment in Mystic Falls, Bonnie and Elena are swapping stories about their CRAZZZY mornings.
I just keep wondering where Caroline is during all this? Don't they realize that Caroline's boyfriend just became Gay for Klaus, and she's in an Extremely Vulnerable State, right now? They couldn't have asked her to come along for their little breakfast session? HOW RUUUUUDE!
"Don't mess with me. I eat girls like you for breakfast. No . . . seriously . . . for breakfast this morning, I ate a girl that looked just like you."
Speaking of rude, Bonnie, who has NO TACT, WHATSOEVER, decides that this is the perfect time to bring up He Who Shall No Longer Be Named, a.k.a. Stefan. "He betrayed us. The Stefan we know is gone," replies Elena, in a voice that says, "Keep on this subject, and I'll start asking you about Luka. Remember him, Bon-Bon?"
By the way, did you all notice how Elena said "us" . . . as in "Damon and I are an "us" now. Get used to it?" Because, I certainly did. 😉
Speaking of Damon, I think it's adorable (in a highly dysfunctional way) that my TV Boyfriend is such a raging alcoholic that the bartender basically puts an entire shelf full of liquor in front of him, so that he can mix his own drinks at his leisure, despite the fact that it's probably about 11 a.m. in TVD-land . . .
Damon's kind of bummed though, because Boy Toy Alaric is being a TOTAL kill joy, and not drinking with him. LAME! So, Damon tries to entice him . . . first with his baking skills ("I've got a screw driver, and a bloody mary. It's brunch in a bottle"), and then with his sexual wiles ("Let's get naked.")
Come on, Chunky Monkey! Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud. Get naked with your bromantic buddy. It's not like we all haven't seen it before . . .
But alas, Alaric is in no mood for sex games with Damon. He's seriously bummed out, because he had to fail Jeremy on a plagiarized history paper. Damn! That's cold. I thought the whole point of having a history teacher as your pseudo dad is so you can get straight A's?
Apparently, Alaric is skulking at the bar, in order to perform his first of many interventions on his errant not-so-son (seriously, the Scooby Gang must have spent at least ten minutes during this hour Waiting for Jeremy), as soon as the latter arrives at work. Not so fast, No Longer Alchy-ric! Sexy Female Bartender says Jer Bear got canned from The Only Bar / Social Establishment weeks ago.
Ruh-roh! I guess this means Matt Donovan is going to have to go back to being the Only Waiter at the Only Bar / Social Establishment in Mystic Falls again . . .There goes your social life, Matty Boy!
But don't worry. You still have your sister and your mom to hang out with . . . oh . . . wait . . . never mind . . .
"Let's get drunk and shoot some stuff . . ."
Speaking of Naughty!Jeremy, he's out in the woods with Tyler, boning drinking cheap beer, and shooting stuff with crossbows. (How very hillbilly of them!)
"Hey Ty, after this, are you up for some cow-tipping?"
Much like the rest of us, Jeremy wonders out loud, why Tyler is suddenly so interested in hanging out with him, considering that the two of them have had virtually nothing to do with one another, since that time back in Season 2, where Tyler's dad just died, and Jer Bear and Ty-Ty discovered that they both liked to draw supernatural creatures, drink booze, and screw slutty soon-to-be-dead girls . . .
Tyler responds that "Since you are leaving the show for a while, the writers thought it might be nice to throw those much-neglected Team Jyler fans a mildly homoerotic bone, while they still could. "I'm pissed at Caroline, and Bonnie dumped your ass . . . the point is to get drunk and shoot stuff."
Oh Tyler! How you slay me with your eloquent wordsmith-ery! It almost makes me forget that you are about to RUIN THIS POOR BOY'S LIFE, FOREVER . . . almost.
Now, don't even try looking at me with those puppy dog eyes of yours. Because it's just not going to work . . .
Jeremy instructs Tyler to get out of the way, since he's drunk and is about to "shoot stuff," just like Tyler said. But Tyler's all, "Heyyyy . . . I'm a hybrid. Why not shoot me? Come on! I know you wanna!"
Is it just me, or is Tyler particularly screencappable today? It's almost as if becoming a hybrid has provided him with an entirely new range of facial expressions to try out . . .
In the first of many Helpful Hybrid Tips Tyler reveals throughout the episode, Vampy Teen Wolf explains that the only way to really kill a hybrid is to chop off it's head, while it's unconscious. Good to know . . .
Jeremy then shoots Tyler with the crossbow, and Tyler catches it. Bo-ring! I thought he was going to deflect it with his Massive Muscular Man Chest. Maybe next time . . .
Elena ponders the Epic Question that has plagued fangirl bloggers for years: What is Damon Salvatore's Most Attractive Look?
"Oops . . . I cockblocked again."
Back at the Only Bar / Social Establishment in Mystic Falls, a slightly slurry but still maddenly gorgeous Damon has told Elena about Jeremy's little Work Mishap, in between his fifth shot of scotch, and his second round of darts. (Fortunately, the drinks haven't negatively impacted his aim or, as we will see soon enough, his pick-up lines.)
"If I'm this good at hitting a bullseye with a dart, just imagine how good I might be at locating other sensitive areas."
Mama Elena, of course, is "very, very disappointed in Jer Bear," and has been leaving increasingly frantic phone messages on his cell phone, as a result. Damon, however, seems completely unfazed. He tries to calm Elena down, by reminding her that Jeremy is a teenager . . . and that being sullen and sometimes irresponsible is simply what teens do.
"Elena, you seem so tense. I hereby renew the request I made earlier to Alaric, that we all get naked. I'll go first."
(I always find it interesting how much the rest of the Scooby Gang is constantly noting how young and impressionable Jeremy is, when he's really only two years younger than Elena. After all, 16-years old, isn't exactly a toddler, especially when you consider that Elena, herself, was just a year older than that, when the series started. The issue of Jeremy's "youth" will come into play again, later on in the episode. So, stay tuned . . .)
Funny . . . he doesn't look like he needs a diaper change . . .
Even when Damon seems carefree and tipsy, he's always looking out for Elena, and trying to make her feel better about the admittedly horrible situations in which she seems to find herself on a nearly daily basis. He does this by lifting her spirits with flirty humor, and comforting words, disguised as nonchalant banter. It's only when Elena's truly distraught, that he allows himself to get serious with her, and let his true feelings show, as we will see later in the episode . . .
Elena is always looking out for Damon too . . . She just does it in a more obvious way. I like how Elena sees Damon joking around, and looking seemingly drunk and happy, but instinctively knows that he is smarting from his brother's betrayal, while still missing him terribly, and hiding all this pain behind glibness and false bravado. "Are you OK?" She asks him, her brows furrowed, and her eyes filled with obvious concern (among other things) for this beautiful vampire.
"Are you OK because I don't want you to be too drunk to ravish me in your bedroom, after we make out, later tonight?"
But Damon is no fool. He has no desire to rehash the Stefan Salvatore Saga with the woman he loves. And he's much too selfless, at least when it comes to her, to bring her down, by recounting his own personal woes. Instead, he uses this as an opportunity for flirtation.
Damon confidently strolls into Elena's personal space, and inquires which of his many looks she finds the most attractive, since she admitted that his Drunken Frat Vampire visage isn't her "favorite." Flustered, Elena quickly counters that she doesn't necessarily find any of his looks attractive. However, the way she's staring at his lips, and pawing at his chest, when she says it, makes me think that, even as she denies it, Elena is mentally perusing a catalogue of her favorite Damon Looks, in order to choose the most erotic one.
"Pick ME, Elena . . . pick ME!"
Now, I'm no mind reader, of course. But my guess is that THIS is the look she ultimately chose . . .
As with most sexy Delena moments, this one gets cockblocked by Klaus, who seems to be enjoying the Delena Show just as much as the rest of us. "Don't mind me," he says with a smirk, as he approaches the Dartboard of Looooooove . . .
"Damon, my brother . . . you better hit that, soon. Because if you don't, I will . . ."
Klaus hasn't shown up alone, though. He's got his good pal The Soon-to-be-Headless Hybrid with him . . . Soon-to-be-Headless has a name, apparently. It's "Tony." I'm just choosing not to remember it. (I mean, why bother, right?) Damon's left nipple has had more screen time than this guy will ever have on TVD . . . He did have a cute head, though . . .
"Coincidentally, Damon's left nipple also happens to be named 'Tony.'"
As always, Klaus has a special request for his favorite couple. He wants them to help him find his sister, and Grave Robbing Stefan. If they do that, he'll be a good little Mystic Falls neighbor, and leave them alone . . . well . . . at least until he needs Elena's blood again to make more hybrid minions. Something tells me he'll have at least one less of those by the end of the episode . . .
"Damn you, MURDEROUS MEAT CLEAVER! DAMN YOUUUUUU!"
As for Elena, she has absolutely no interest in getting in the middle of the b*tch fight between her ex-boyfriend, and his new boyfriend . . .
"That sounds to me like a Klaus and Stefan Problem," Elena says smartly. (Damon's right. She does get feisty, when she's angry.)
Klaus, however, considers himself way too important to get himself sassed by a mere human. He moves closer to her, in order to show her who's boss. But then THIS happens . . .
That's right, boys and girls, Damon shoulders his way between Klaus and Elena, and gives Klaus THE STARE. Watch out Bad Ass Damon . . . your chivalry is showing!
One of my favorite Klaus moments in the episode was when he giggled at Damon's obvious show of affection for Elena. I know that part of him sees this as a weakness of Damon's that he can exploit. But I strongly suspect that another part of him just sees it as really hot . . .
"This is me broadening the scope," responds Klaus to Elena's retort, before exiting stage left.
Well played you adorable, curly-haired, villain, you!
Somebody call an interior decorator (or an exorcist) . . .
Elsewhere, Bonnie return to Lame Emily's Ugly House of Witchcraft and Mildew . . . a.k.a. home of The Whispers. Honestly, you would think that a house inhabited by a bunch of ghostly witches would be more aesthetically pleasing. The resale value must be next to nada. HGTV would most definitely not approve.
Behold . . . a house that only a dead person could love.
Bonnie is only mildly surprised to learn that Stefan (who's still looking all cold and Ripper-y, despite his recent de-compulsion by Klaus) has been living here. Quite a step down from La Casa de Rich and Awesome, I'd say! Not to mention the fact that he used to share a mansion with one person. Now he's sharing a two-bedroom colonial with four staked Originals, and a bunch of dead witches, who are perpetually on the rag . . .
"Damon, let me move back in and I promise I will never make fun of your massive bath soap collection again."
Stefan wants Bonnie to use a spell to help keep the coffins hidden from Klaus. Bonnie is uncertain she has enough nosebleeds left in her to do this . . .
It's Time for Hybrids 101, with your Trusty Professor, Tyler Hotpants . . .
Back at the Gilbert house, Alaric and Elena are waiting in the kitchen to attempt their second Jer Bear intervention. But when Jeremy finally arrives home, he's all "Not without My Tyler." Suddenly, Mr. Gay for Klaus, himself, has been invited inside the Gilbert home. And guess who's sticking around for dinner?
"Hey, do you mind if I use your neck for a few seconds? I haven't fed all day."
Clearly speaking for the TVD fandom, Alaric wonders out loud what exactly the difference is between being Klaus' "sire" and doing everything he says, and being compelled to do whatever Klaus says . . .
"Yes Master, I will absolutely color coordinate with you, the next time we go out to pick up chicks."
At first, Tyler is actually pretty convincing in his support of siring. Tyler explains that he "obeys" Klaus, because he feels indebted to him for saving him from a life of painful monthly transformations, and, of course, mortality. He also assures the Gilbert clan that he's still his own man, and can disobey Klaus whenever he feels like it. It's kind of like a crack junkie, who says, "I can stop whenever I want. I just choose not to do so."
But as convincing as Tyler's initial arguments might have been, he shoots himself in the foot by admitting that he would rip his heart out of his chest, if Klaus asked him nicely to do it . . .
So, let me get this straight, Ty-Ty. You are forever indebted to Klaus for saving your life . . . so indebted, in fact, that if he asked you to KILL YOURSELF, you would do it? I don't know . . . that sounds a heck of a lot like compulsion to me . . .
Oh, and Tyler? Elena and Alaric are TOTALLY judging you, now . . .
Damon finds a new drinking buddy . . .
Back at La Casa de Rich and Awesome, Klaus has just let himself in, completely uninvited. By now, the whole notion that this house is owned by Elena, and therefore, no one can be invited in, unless she says so, has been completely forgotten in TVD land. Damon might as well open a Bed-in-Breakfast, considering all the supernatural creatures, who come and go as they please. They don't call it the Salvatore Boarding House, for nothing . . .
Klaus has come to drink with Damon, flirt with him shamelessly, b*tch about Stefan, and, of course, re-issue his offer to stop cock blocking Damon and Elena, and killing off their friends, provided the couple help him locate his pretty little coffins. Unfortunately for Klaus, Damon would probably respond much better to compulsion than flirtation, as he seems to be the only male character on this show who's completely immune to the Original Hybrid's unique charms.
But Klaus can't compel Damon, because Damon's been drinking vervain. So, instead the Big Bad Vamp metaphorically waves his weiner at his younger nemesis, by making a Mysterious Phone Call, in which he instructs SOMEONE to do SOMETHING he told them to do earlier . . .
SPPOOOOOKKKYYY . . .
Always look both ways before crossing the street (or responding to a hypnotic phone call) . . .
In a scene that is extremely reminiscent of the one from Plan B, in which Katherine compelled Useless Aunt Jenna by phone to stab herself in the chest, after dinner, we see Jeremy in the corner, engaged in a clandestine conversation. After he hangs up the phone, Jeremy sits back at the kitchen table, as if nothing happened.
But moments later, when Mama Elena and Papa Alaric stupidly turn their back on Jeremy to wash dishes, and make fun of Tyler, and his silly Sire-y Ways, Jer Bear takes off his Ugly Ass Ring of Immortality and walks out into the street, looking like the Hottest Zombie Ever!
He then dazedly stands in the middle of the road and waits for a car to come and run him over into oblivion. Now, last I checked, Elena lives in a suburban development, where the speed limit in front of her house is probably a whopping 25 mph. You would think, at that slow speed, someone might notice a teenage boy standing in the middle of the road, like a moron.
Death Car for Cutie
A-ha! But Klaus took care of that too! Because, sure enough Busy Bee, Soon-to-be Headless Hybrid is cruising on the street at about 90 mph. (Annnnd . . . now we know why Jeremy had to take off his ring. If a HUMAN drove the car into him, the ring wouldn't save him. But because Soon-to-be Headless did it, it's considered a Supernatural Death. Well, technically, the compulsion is supernatural too and . . . nevermind.)
Fortunately, Alaric, who, as we all know, has been holding on to the Ugly Ass Ring of Immortality that Uncle / Father John gave Elena, back in "The Hybrid," jumps in front of the car just in time to push Jeremy out of the way. The good news is that he saves Jeremy's life . . .
The bad news is that Alaric is dead . . . for now . . .
In a rather unnecessary "I told you so," moment, Elena informs a very shaken-up Jeremy that (1) he's been compelled by Klaus to kill himself; and (2) his so-called good buddy Tyler has only been hanging out with him, so that he could compel him off vervain. Way to rub salt in the wound, Elena . . .
Like the compelled suicide attempt itself, this aspect of Klaus' plan is also similar to Katherine's from "Plan B." If you recall, Katherine posed as Elena, in order to get Jenna to stop taking vervain . . .
So, while Klaus gets an "A" for deviousness. He gets a "C" for originality. Sorry, Original Hybrid!
Elsewhere, Klaus is busy building his future Mystic Falls home, (which, honestly, I thought would be much bigger), when Tyler arrives MORALLY OUTRAGED by what Klaus almost succeeded in doing to Jeremy, and the part he played in it. (Seriously, Tyler, you made the dude stop taking vervain, in the service of someone who HATES his family. What exactly did you think was going to happen?)
Klaus calmly tells Tyler, more or less, to man-up. (hybrid-up?) "You need to get over your conscience. Human life is a means to an end," Papa Bear explains patronizingly to Baby Bear.
I love how Klaus refers to a "conscience" as something you can simply "get over," like a head cold, or a bad stomach flu . . .
Meanwhile, back at the Gilbert house, Damon has, once again, come to Elena's aid. "How's [Alaric]?" He asks, with obvious concern for his bromantic drinking buddy.
"He's still dead," replies Elena conversationally.
If you recall, the first few times Alaric died, wearing his ring, he came back to life, within mere minutes. But, back in "Disturbing Behavior," when Damon killed him, it seemed to take at least an hour. This time, Alaric is dead for multiple hours, and experiences additional complications that I will address in just a bit. No word yet, on why Alaric's ring seems to be offering it's wearing increasingly diminishing returns. Perhaps, even when it comes to Magical Rings, there's a limit to how many "Get Out of Death Free" cards, a person is entitled to use . . .
'This is depressing . . . I need another drink."
Leaving Alaric to . . . um . . . rest in peace, Damon and Elena discuss their respective plans to finally rid Klaus from their lives for good. Elena wants to return Rebekah to Klaus, so that he can undagger her. But Damon won't hear of it. He hates the idea of Rebekah seeking vengeance against Elena, considering that Elena is the one who staked her, in the first place. As for Damon's plan, he wants to give Klaus back his precious coffins, if only he knew where they were . . .
Remembering Bonnie's dream, Elena thinks she knows exactly where to look, and calls Bonnie to confirm . . .
But before Elena and Damon can head off on their Next Big Kill Klaus Plan, Little Bro Jer has some haunting parting words for them both: "None of us are going to make it out of here alive," he warns.
(By the end of the episode, of course, we know that for certain, that Jeremy's words aren't entirely true, considering that ONE person gets out of Mystic Falls, very much alive. But could this possibly be a foreshadowing of Elena eventually being turned into a vampire? Stay tuned . . .)
Over the River and Through the Woods . . .
So, remember last season, when Damon tried to enter Lame Emily's Ugly House of Witchcraft and Mildew, for the first time?
Well, apparently, female witches are quite good at holding grudges, because they are still up to their same shenanigans, when Damon tries to enter the house, this time. My only question is, why are they still so Pro Stefan, especially considering what a major douche he's become, of late . . .
At first, Damon waits outside, while Elena tries to talk some sense into Stefan. "Bonnie sucks at keeping secrets," Stefan pouts, when Elena admits to knowing exactly why Stefan is there and what he's doing.
I'll admit, I'm a bit shocked when Elena tells Stefan that Klaus will KILL Jeremy, if he doesn't put an end to this vendetta, and Stefan barely bats an eyelash. "That's not my problem," he says callously.
WOW! Even Compelled Zombie Ripper Stefan wasn't this cold! Considering that Stefan claims to be doing all this to save his own brother, you would think he would be more sympathetic to Elena's desire to do the exact same thing. I'm glad when she finally slaps him. He's had that one coming to him for quite awhile, now . . .
Having heard everything that went on inside Ugly House, Damon grabs hold of Elena's hand to comfort her over what she's just endured. "You deal with your brother, and I'll deal with mine," Damon assures Elena, sweetly, offering her that sad half smile, he seems to reserve exclusively for her . . .
"Cutthroat and Devious."
Fighting the torturous sunburn he's getting, Damon rushes into the house to talk to Stefan . . . and, of course, by "talk" I mean "beat up." I kind of feel like Damon and Stefan fight with one another the way other brothers hug, or give eachother Manly Back Pats. And when they stake one another, it's like their own super secret handshake . . .
During the fighting, grunting, staking, and de-staking, Damon cleverly manages to throw his brother out of the Ugly Witch House, before he starts to look like a cast member on the Jersey Shore. But before they can discuss anything else, Damon has one question he's been dying to ask his brother since before the hiatus, namely: "Why didn't you just let Mikael kill Klaus, Ya MORON?"
"I did it to save YOU," Stefan admits in a way that is surprisingly sheepish, and heartfelt, especially considering the icy way he dealt with Elena earlier.
Elena is absolutely right. Damon truly is the key to Stefan's humanity. Right now, he's the only one to whom the latter is willing to show that he still has it. Honestly, the whole fight scene was kind of hilarious (yet oddly sexy), as was Damon's occasional bratty remarks, like "No wayyyyyy," and "STOP SAVING ME!"
Once they are done trying to temporarily kill one another, Damon and Stefan eventually come to a truce. "In order to defeat Klaus, you need to be cutthroat and devious," Damon explains to his little brother. "I am so much better at that than you."
Stefan does not necessarily disagree. The brothers ultimately agree that they will work together (along with Bonnie) to keep the coffins from Klaus, provided Elena has no part in their plan.
*insert girly growling noises here*
It's nice to know that Stefan still has some concern for Elena's well being. And it's interesting to see how, now, the shoe is on the other foot. Back in "Rose," Damon compelled Elena to forget his love declaration for her, because he thought that Stefan was "better for her."
Now, it's Stefan who's keeping his distance from Elena, and continuously pushing her away, at least partly, because he knows that Damon will love and protect her, no matter what . . .
As for the coffins, they've been hiding in the Ugly Witch House the entire time, only becoming visible when the witches want them to be seen. (Well, at least there's ONE person those vengeful witches seem to hate more than Damon . . . Klaus). Toward the end of the episode, Bonnie notes that if The Whispers are right, one, in particular, will be the key to Klaus' undoing. It's the fourth coffin, the only one that DOESN'T contain an Original Family Member within it. Could this coffin be the one that houses the First Petrova?
Everything Comes to a Head . . . Literally
They say that the definition of "stupidity" is doing the same thing multiple times, and continuing to expect different results. That was exactly what I thought about, when I saw Jeremy once again trying to shoot Tyler with a crossbow, and Tyler once again, catching it. I don't know. Perhaps, this was just Jeremy's unique way of "breaking up" with Tyler. No more sex in the champagne room for these two!
Nonetheless, Tyler still obviously has enough of a soul, and independent spirit to want Jeremy stay alive. And for that reason, Tyler warned him that he should stay in his house, because Klaus wasn't finished with him yet . . .
Back at the Gilbert House, Alaric is FINALLY coming back to life . . . That's the "good news." The bad news is that he's coughing up blood, and somehow still near death's door. Apparently, while the Ugly Ass Ring of Immortality has kept his heart beating, it hasn't bothered to cure his injuries, thereby making it the Lazy Ass Ring of Immortality.
At this rate, a friggin crossbow would be more effective at protecting Alaric than his ring . . .
A frantic Elena calls the ambulence. But by the time they arrive, someone else is there compelling them to leave. Surprise! It's Soon-to-be-Headless Hybrid! Seriously, Klaus? Again? This is like on that show Punk'd, when all the pranks starred that same Dax guy for about five seasons, and Ashton Kutcher wondered why suddenly none of the celebrities were being fooled anymore. If Klaus supposedly has all these fabulous sired hybrids, why the heck does he keep using this same one?
"Howdy . . ."
Anywhoo . . . Soon-to-be-Headless tells Elena that, now that the ambulence is gone, Alaric's only shot at survival is to invite the hybrid inside, and let Alaric drink his blood. I guess this would make Alaric a plain-old vampire, since only Klaus, himself, could make hybrids, and Alaric was never a werewolf. Elena seems torn, having been in a not-entirely-different situation to Alaric herself, not long ago.
Fortunately, however, she doesn't have to make that choice for Alaric, because Soon-To-Be-Headless was just crossbowed. That's right. Jeremy is BACK, baby! But wait, he hasn't finished with the hybrid yet. Striding into the house, like it's no big THANG, Jeremy reemerges on the porch with a meat cleaver and hacks off Now-Actually-Headless's skull, as easily as if he's cutting through butter.
Now, admittedly, this is not the most realistic rendition of a decapitation. In real life, Jeremy would probably have to spend an hour methodically chipping at this guy's neck, to get through the skin alone. But that's OK. Because, while this may have been the fakest Head Chop EVER, it was also the sexiest. I mean, can you imagine getting turned on by decapitation? I can . . . now! Heck, even the blood splatters on Jeremy's face, upon finishing the job are hot!
They look kind of like freckles . . .
Elena doesn't necessarily think so, though. She's choking back tears . . . not necessarily because she gives two sh*ts about Now-Actually-Headless Hybrid. Nope, she's merely mourning the loss of Jeremy's innocence. Oh honey, you forget that Jeremy once dated Vicki Donovan. I hate to break it to you, Big Gilbert, but that Innocence Ship sailed away a LOOOOONG time ago . . .
Paging, Dr. Fell . . .
At the hospital, Alaric's doctor is Crazy Nanny Carrie from One Tree Hill. No, I'm sorry, I mean, Psychotic B*tch Sister Melissa from Pretty Little Liars. OMG, how am I supposed to trust this woman, when every single solitary role she takes, her character ends up being a totally evil wackadoo. (She's also Paul Wesley's real-life wife. Go figure!)
Anywhoo, Doctor Not-Crazy-Nanny-Carrie and Not-Psychotic-B*tch-Sister-Melissa is super flirty with Alaric. She's also super intrigued by his miraculous healing abilities and wants to study him in a lab. (Not the worst pickup line I've ever heard . . . but I've certainly heard better.)
Dr. Fell's "game" improves a bit, when she asks Alaric if he has a guardian angel, or he "sold his soul to the devil." Alaric's clever reply, "a little bit of both," actually describes Damon Salvatore to a tee, don't you think?
But more important than her flirting abilities, perhaps, is the "good" doctor's name. Dr. Fell wants Alaric to call her by her first name: Meredith. Intrepid TVD book fans will recall that "Meredith" was Book Elena's smart, sardonic, dark-haired, and olive-complexioned "other best friend," aside from Bonnie. They will also recall that "Meredith" dated the vampire hunter / history teacher, Alaric Saltzman throughout most of the series.
So, is this the TVD writers way of FINALLY introducing this character — who by the way, was a real fan favorite — into the television series? Well, that remains to be seen. Torrey Devitto definitely "looks" the way Meredith was described in the books (though she's about ten years older). But I just don't trust her . . . and if she's a character I can't trust, she's NOT Book Meredith. Sorry Crazy Nanny Carrie . . .
A "fair trade" . . .
In a scene and plotline that was surprisingly reminiscent of Elena's decision to go against both Salvatore's wishes, and un-dagger Elijah, so that he could help her kill Klaus, Elena decides to invite Klaus into her home . . .
. . . and offer him the not-particularly-dead Staked Rebekah, in exchange for a promise of Jeremy's continued safety. Before Klaus can accept the bargain, Elena lets him know two important pieces of information: (1) Elena, as we know was the one who staked Rebekah. So, if Klaus still needs Elena, for her blood, or just for leverage, Klaus will have to keep Rebekah from killing the Petrova Doppelganger. (2) Rebekah knows that Klaus killed their mother.
Klaus ultimately accepts the terms of Elena's deal, but still wants Elena to help him find Stefan. Elena hasn't turned her back on her former beau quite enough yet to reveal his whereabouts to Klaus. She does let the Original Hybrid, however, that there is no longer any love lost between the pair. "Stefan doesn't care about me, anymore," she explains resolutely. "You turned him into a monster, and now he's your problem."
Recognizing that Stefan is no longer a sufficient bargaining chip to auction in exchange for Elena's loyalty, and that Jeremy is now off the table, Klaus reminds Elena that he can still kill other people she loves, like Caroline, Bonnie, or . . . . wait for it . . . DAMON!
Needless to say, Klaus threat was a highly effective one . . .
Someone's in the kitchen with Elena . . .
Speaking of Damon, back at the Gilbert house, he chivalrously agrees to dispose of Now-Actually-Headless Hybrid's body, while Elena frantically scrubs at her bloody hands. (Why are you're hands so bloody, Elena? And don't say it's from "cleaning the porch," because I don't buy it. Did you soak them in the Poor Guy's disembodied skull?)
Back in "Homecoming" Elena took a very angry, betrayed, drunk, and frightened, Damon's face in both of her hands, and told him him that they would survive whatever Klaus through their way . . . together. Now, in "The New Deal," Damon is returning the favor. His "are you all right?" absolutely echoes Elena's own words to him, earlier in the episode.
And the way Damon pulls Elena's shaking body and tear-stricken face toward his own and promises her that he will fix things for her, and her increasingly dysfunctional family says so much about what these two individuals mean to one another, and the way each lifts the other up, when they are feeling particularly weak and vulnerable . . .
(Sidenote: I noticed that, while Elena immediately admitted to giving up Rebekah to Klaus, Damon, though clearly torn about it, kept his alliance with Stefan from Elena. Presumably, Elena still thinks Damon agrees with her about giving up the coffin. I just hope this little white lie doesn't come back to bite Damon in the butt later, especially considering the AMAZING place these two finally have reached in their relationship . . .)
For your own good . . .
How interesting that both Klaus and Elena "give up" their younger siblings, purportedly for their own good, and to "keep them safe," but possibly for selfish reasons as well. Klaus shows some surprisingly vulnerability when he de-stakes Rebekah in the house he has built in order to reunite with his family. He watches her hand twitch back to life with excitement and anticipation.
But then he remembers Elena's words. I think Klaus re-stakes Rebekah, because he doesn't want to face the way she will look at him, now that she knows he has killed their mother. He fears her disappointment . . . her accusations . . . and her judgments. So, while, I'm sure a part of him keeps Rebekah daggered to "protect" her from those who would use her against him, a larger part of him does it to protect himself . . .
Back at the Gilbert house, Damon finds Jeremy in Elena's bedroom and tells him that his sister thinks it's time the two of them had another one of their talks. He's surprisingly paternal about it, just as he was the first time Damon compelled Jeremy, in order to make him forget the circumstances surrounding Vicki's death. Damon's compulsion here has the same effect, more or less. It takes away Jeremy's pain, and leads him to Denver for a new life . . . one that is free from supernatural threats . . . one that will most likely not require him to chop off some hybrid's head to save his family.
But Damon also takes away Jeremy's natural concern for the well-being of his sister, and that troubled me a bit. Aside from my not wanting to see the character go, I'm just not sure how long compulsion like that could stick. How many times will Jeremy brush off inquiries about his family back home, before he starts to wonder himself, whether something is missing from his life? Perhaps, this was done on purpose to allow Steven R. McQueen to return to the show at a later date . . .
I hope so, because I feel like this story is not over. By having Damon compel Jeremy, she kept him safe, but she also removed his free will, and treated him like a child. She did the exact same thing she criticized Damon for doing to her, when he force fed her his own blood, back in "The Last Day." Of course, she did it out of love . . . but I think she also did it to help herself feel a sense of control in the crazy world in which she was living, and to free herself from guilt . . .
And it's this familial "guilt" that plays a big role in this episode's epic finale . . .
These lips were made for Ambush Kissing . . .
Back at the end of Season 1, there was a kiss that took place on the Gilbert Porch. It preceded a speech, in which Damon thanked a person he "thought" was Elena, for making him into a better person, and for seeing him as someone who was worth saving. And though that person actually ended up being "Katherine," staunch Delena fans adopted the scene was one of their own, hoping upon hope that it would be revisited, one day . . . and that, this time, it would be REAL . . .
Two years later, we got our wish, but with some crucial differences. This time, it's Elena who's thanking Damon for being there for her . . . for seeing her as someone who is worth saving . . . for making her feel like a better person, even when she's making morally ambiguous decisions.
Elena, who wasn't actually on the porch that last time, doesn't see the parallel between this scene, and the last one. But Damon does. And it's Elena's thankfulness that Damon is alive, that reminds him of how Elena was the person who kept him alive on Founder's Day, but Stefan kept him alive during "Homecoming," This makes Damon feel guilty enough to admit to Elena that Stefan hasn't totally turned off his emotions, and that his continued vitality is at least somewhat responsible for the danger in which all of them are currently enmeshed.
This expression of guilt causes Elena to wonder, once again, whether Stefan is really lost forever. However, it causes Damon to feel guilt about something else, entirely, his love for Elena. But this time, Damon isn't going to relive the unrequited heartache of "Rose." He's not going to be "selfless" by compelling Elena to forget his kiss . . . his love for her. Rather, he's going to own up to the strong feelings he's felt for this woman for two years now . . . feelings he's finally starting to see, might be returned.
Damon's kiss in "Founder's Day," was sweet and tentative. His kiss here is intense, decisive, passionate, and filled with two years worth of pent-up emotion. More importantly, Elena kisses him back! Watch as she grabs the hand he has cupped on her cheek, in order to pull Damon closer, and prolong this beautiful and delicious moment between them . . .
Now, while I would have loved for Elena to have been the one to pull Damon into a kiss, the first time he walked off that porch, in some ways, this was more meaningful, given Damon's history of always giving up Elena for the greater good. His manning up to his love for her, will hopefully give her the swift kick in the ass she needs to make the next move.
The song that's playing during this scene is called "Holding on and Letting Go," by Ross Cooperman. While Damon and Elena are kissing the lyrics talk about one door swinging closed, and another door swinging open. Now, of course, this could refer to any number of things that happened throughout the episode: Alaric's growing mortality, Tyler's realization of Klaus' hold on him, Klaus' re-staking of Rebekah, Jeremy's departure, Damon's and Stefan's truce . . . but personally, I'm hoping it refers to the state of Elena's heart . . .
On that note, check out the extended promo for next week's episode entitled "Our Town" . . . (bad segway, I know) . . .
As for our friends in Canada, I'm actually a bit less impressed with the Canadian promo, this time around. Aside from that "car scene," which the CW had already released, there isn't much here, that we didn't see in the promo above. Nevertheless, here you go . . .
Now, it's your turn. Let me know what you thought about Jeremy's departure, the Delena kiss, Tyler's betrayal, Crazy Nanny Carrie's arrival, Ripper Stefan 8.0, and anything else related to this fabulous show that I feel so lucky to have gracing my television screen, each week. Until next time, Fangbangers . . .
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The Vampire Diaries: Who's Getting Staked? (Contains Some Spoilers)
Who will be cropped out of this picture, in time for Season 2?
If you've read this blog . . . um . . . EVER, you probably already know that I am kind of what you would call a CRAZY OBSESSED fan of The VD. So, of course, when I was reviewing the E! Online Weekly Spoiler Chat and found this . . .
"Any info about the death of a major character on The Vampire Diaries?
I can tell you that there'll be not one, but two major deaths by the end of season one, and that the two goners often have overlapping storylines. Any guesses?"
. . . needless to say, I was intrigued.
Fans of The Vampire Diaries know that one of the main staples of the show, is its habit of awarding at least one unlucky cast member (typically a "one-episode wonder") the Senseless Death Award, each week. However, the show genuinely surprised many (myself included) during mid season, by bestowing this "prestigious award" upon none other than Vicki Donovan . . .
. . . a series regular, whose storylines regularly entwined with most of the main characters, including Jeremy Gilbert (He briefly dated her.), Matt Donovan (She was his brother), and Damon Salvatore (He TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE!!!!). After that happened, VD fans quickly learned that NO ONE is safe in Mystic Falls (unless, of course, you happen to own that Ring of Immortality, which is seemingly being passed around on the show, like a bad virus).
My spoilery sources have already informed me that castmembers definitively safe from the stake, include:
Elena Gilbert (duh);
Stefan Salvatore (DOUBLE duh);
Damon Salvatore (THANK THE LORD!); and
Tyler Stratton (meh).
Additionally, I have read that the dying cast member(s) will be DEAD, DEAD. In other words, no vampiric rebirth for him and/or her . . .
So, without further adieu, let's take a look at which VD castmembers are potentially on the chopping block; and analyze why the writers might decide to send those particular characters to that big ole' Blood Bank in the Sky . . .
Bonnie Bennett
Why she might be a goner: Bonnie was a major player in early VD episodes, but she's been kind of MIA of late. Could the writers be trying to prepare us for a more permanent absence of this character?
Why she might be safe: With all these Sexy Shirtless Fangtastic men in her life, Elena REALLY needs a good gal pal to put everything into its proper perspective. And the shallow, sometimes-bitchy, Caroline doesn't really measure up, in this respect. Plus, Bonnie is FINALLY getting a handle on those awesome witchy powers of hers! It would be a real shame if the writers axed the character, before us fans got a chance to see her reach her full supernatural potential . . .
Why she might be a goner: Let's face it. Caroline's relationship with new beau Matt is kind of played out. I just don't see much chemistry between this platinum blonde duo. And since it is unlikely that Caroline will align herself with Damon again, and equally unlikely that she will be able to make a successful play for Stefan, romantic opportunities for this gal are already few and far between. One thing we know about writers for CW shows, they DESPISE a single gal!
Why she might be safe: Every high school drama needs its resident mean girl. And, right now, Caroline is the closest thing that VD has to one. Sure, lately, the character seems to have retracted those claws that she exhibited in earlier episodes. However, if the writers ever decide to change that, I have real easy fix for them in my "Matt Donovan" explanation, below . . .
Aunt Jenna
Why she might be a goner? I hate to say it, but this character is boring and grating. For one thing, the actress who plays her was terribly miscast. (She looks and acts more like a high school pal of Elena's, than any sort of legal guardian for her.) Plus, the writers have tried to pair Aunt Jenna with literally EVERY age-appropriate suitor on the show, to NO AVAIL! Bumping off Aunt Jenna would be a great way for the writers to erase their obvious mistake . . .
Why she might be safe? Those poor Gilbert kids. They just can't win! First they lost both of their parents simultaneously in a freak car accident. Then Jeremy's girlfriend died. (As if that wasn't bad enough, he later found out that she was killed by his sister's boyfriend.) Then Elena found out that she was adopted, after her then-teenage mom was turned into a vampire by her boyfriend's brother (and future love interest, I hope). For the writers to kill off yet another Gilbert guardian just seems too cruel! Who would get custody of the minor Gilberts then? Creepy Uncle John?
Why he might be a goner: Remember how, earlier, I suggested that it would be in the writers' best interest to turn Caroline bad? Well nothing says "downward spiral" like the death of your Golden Boy Boyfriend . . . Aside from that, Matt is just a nice guy. And "nice guys" don't exactly fare well in towns run by vampires and other assorted supernatural creatures . . . Sometimes, for me, anyway, this character seems a bit out of place on VD. It's almost as if he was plucked out of another show (Friday Night Lights, anyone?) and plopped right in the middle of Mystic Falls. Thirdly, Matt's function on the show seemed largely to be the stable human male in Elena's life. The one willing to perpetually wait in the wings for her, while she literally tasted more exotic men. The removal of Elena's "safety net" might cause her to seriously re-evaluate her decision to "hang with all the vamps." That would be an interesting turn of events, indeed.
Why he might be safe: With Stefan becoming hooked on human blood and starting to keep secrets from Elena, Elena may need to fall back on her "safety net" sooner than she initially expected. And it wouldn't hurt the writers to add a human male to the preexisting vampiric love triangle that is Stefan,Damon, and Elena. Love square, anyone?
Why he might be a goner: The look on the younger Gilbert's face when he learned from Elena's diary that Stefan had killed Vicki, and Damon had erased that fact from Jeremy's memory, was BEYOND PISSED! And we all know what testosteroney male teens do when they are REAL PISSED . . . stupid stuff, that's what! Seeing as the sources of Jeremy's anger are two blood thirsty vampires, doing "stupid stuff" just might get him killed . . .
Why he might be safe: Jeremy has become quite the fan favorite, of late. Not to mention that his baby-faced good looks likely bring a younger demographic to the show, which might be lost without him. Jeremy is popular enough with fans, that his death just might spark a fan revolt. Plus, I think Elena's little brother has a lot more stories left in him. His relationship with his sister has yet to be fully explored. Ditto regarding his relationship with Vampire Anna (unless, of course, the writers decide to kill her too).
Why he might be a goner: Poor Alaric is a history teacher. And everyone knows that in teen horror shows and flicks, the teacher is always the first to go! Plus, we already know, based on foreshadowing, that the Isobel / Alaric / Damon storyline will be coming to a head during the season finale. The death of Alaric would punctuate that storyline with a tragic ending — one that would ripple outward — effecting all of VD's main characters.
Why he might be safe: I was just starting to LIKE Alaric! His growing bromance with snarky vampire Damon has been awesome to watch! I can envision a number of future storylines in which self-proclaimed vampire hunter, Alaric, uses his unique knowledge of the supernatural to help Elena and Co. combat the many assorted monster baddies that are sure to plague Mystic Falls in future episodes. Besides, didn't that professor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer stick around, throughout most of the show's duration?
I've decided not to include . . .
Vampire Anna,
Vampire Pearl, or
Julie Cooper Nichols Matt's Slutty Mom in my analysis, as none of the three could be characterized as "series regulars." However, it goes without saying, that none of THEM are completely safe from an untimely finale demise either . . .
And with that, I would like to leave you with, not one, but TWO sneak peaks of next week's upcoming installment of The Vampire Diaries, "Miss Mystic Falls." Enjoy!
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