Pension Cartoons
Pension cartoon 1 of 43
"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
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"I rolled my pension over and over and over, and now I have no idea where the hell it is."
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Unusual Retirement Plans
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"Don't you have another retirement plan?"
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"The employees have to assume a share of the blame for allowing the pension fund to become so big and tempting."
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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
Spaulding, Trevor
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"I'm tired."
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Pension cartoon 10 of 43
"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
Toro, Tom
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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Warp, Kim
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"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."
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"It's just as easy to love a man with a pension as to love a man without one."
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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"
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Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger
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"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
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"In lieu of a monthly check I'll receive a crateful of seasonal fruit."
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"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
Miller, Warren
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"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."
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"Your retirement fund has become dangerously enlarged."
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"What about my old age?"
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"I just heard that when you die your social security checks stop!"
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"You have no 401 K, …. and you call yourself a career criminal?"
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"It was going to be a very rough year but fortunately I was able to terminate the elves pension plan."
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