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'10 to Track' Midweek Edition (12/4-6) soccer match previews – Copa Argentina Final completes our Track
The Midweek Edition now stands complete at ten. There was just one match needed for Thursday to complete the set.
Tuesday and Wednesday's matches and results now follow further down.
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10. Rosario Central vs. Gimnasia LP – Copa Argentina
The Final! And this match is a one-off in Mendoza – a neutral location. Noob is continually surprised that outside Europe in particular that such otherwise weak-seeming teams advance to title matches. Rosario are in 14th of 28 Primera league teams and Gimnasia in 21st. The winner gets much more than a few pesos and a trophy. There's a qualification to the next Copa Libertadores up for grabs!
Trying to get excited for this one, but it may be tough to watch. Rosario doesn't score much, and they look like an offensive juggernaut compared to Gimnasia. Catch this one at 7:10 PM Eastern on TyC Sports International if you dare. And have a deep enough satellite TV package.
RESULT: Rosario 1-1 / 4-1 PK's All hail the Argentine champs!
So long from Mendoza!
At least you can stay in a cool vineyard "hotel" when visiting.
3. Monterrey vs. Cruz Azul – Liga MX
Semifinals time in the Apertura (first half-season) Liguilla (playoffs)!
This this Round will also feature two-legged ties, same as the Quarters did. Regular season #1 Cruz Azul gets the honor of hosting the second leg of the home-and-away series, which means they open in Monterrey today.
Cruz Azul haven't lost since October 20. They'd won five straight matches until finishing off their quarterfinal draw with a 1-1 draw last time out. Plenty of teams score as much or more than C.A., but none defend like them (just 13 goals given up in the 17-match regular season).
Monterrey haven't proven to be quite as good on either side of the ball. But as one would imagine, they're not that far off C.A.'s pace, given that they made the playoffs. They've not lost in five matches. But they've not beaten Cruz Azul in nine consecutive tries.
RESULT: Monterrey 1-0 Make that once in their last ten tries!
4. Manchester United vs. Arsenal – English Premier League
Arsenal just had a big, God-ordained win in the North London derby. After doing the Lord's work in defeating named-for-an-historical-traitor (Harry Percy) Tottenham Sir Topham Hatt Hotspur, can they get pumped up again for Man Utd.?
Man Utd have had a dismal year compared to expectations, the usual-title contenders wallowing in 8th place right now. They haven't won a league match in a month. None of this has been a fluke, either, as they're struggling on both sides of the ball. For this team to rise again, the great goalkeeper David de Gea is going to need to lead the way. Defense has been even weaker than offense on the season.
Arsenal are in 4th, which is the number of clubs EPL will qualify for the next Champions League. One would point out their offense as the best around if it weren't for league #1 Man City blowing everyone out of the water in that department. Defense has been spotty for them, too, at least compared to other table-top clubs. German international Bernd Lemo has decidedly been the weak link. Looking for a shootout today. (3:00 PM Eastern, NBCSN)
RESULT: 2-2
Sir Topham Hatt cannot be cross so soon after a Hotspur loss.
5. Atletico Junior vs. Atletico PR – Copa Sudamericana
The Final! And crap on a cracker, Noob would'nt have been passing on covering this event had I not had bad info stuck in my head.
This tournament is the equivalent of Europa League, a tournament below the level of Champions League – or, in South America – Copa Libertadores. Noob did not think the winner of Sudamericana automatically qualified for the following years Libertadores, but they do. And that's some high stakes.
Columbia's Junior started in the this year's Libertadores. After finishing 3rd place in their pod in the Group Stage there, they were dropped into this event. They've been very strong in their domestic league statistically, yet are just in 6th place right now. Trouble closing out the close matches, anyone?
Atletico Paranaense only qualified for this event, were not dropped down from following a Libertadores round. They just finished the Brazilian season one spot (7th) out of qualifying for the next Libertadores already.
Based on general knowledge of the pecking order of domestic leagues in South America and Elo ratings from footballdatabase.com, it seems fair to say Junior are an even match at best at home today.
6. Zamora vs. Deportivo Lara – Venezuela Premier
This is the second leg of the Serie Final, which pits the playoff champions from the Apertura and Clausura stages of the season against one another. The first match was played at Lara and ended in a 1-1 draw.
If one is interested in a couple extra details, scroll down to the Leg One match preview from 12/2. Suffice it to say here and now that Zamora are the hotter team the second half of the year and most definitely favored today at home.
RESULT: Zamora 4-1 2018 Venezuelan chamPEEENS will dance with that sexy disco robot from the future of 1984
Winners get to party at KirovBar, Barinas (home of Zamora FC) for disco and with this guy….thing!
7. Ulsan Hyundai vs. Daegu FC – (South) Korean FA Cup
The Final! First leg, anyway. Second one will be at Daegu. In Europe, FA Cup winners typically just qualify for the secondary Europa League tournament. Here, the winner not only qualifies for the next AFC Champions League, they'll enter at the Group Stage (the latest any team enters).
Ulsan finished the K League 1 in third place. That's just high enough to net them an AFC CL berth, but not as late as the Group Stage. They have to play their way into that as things stand now, via a "playoff round".
Daegu finished just 7th, didn't qualify for squat. They're not nearly as good on either side of the ball as Ulsan, but particularly trail them in goal-scoring.
That said, Daegu haven't lost in any of their last seven matches across all competitions. They enter vastly hotter than Ulsan. Noob thinks Daegu are easily an even match for Ulsan, maybe even should be favored, given all the momentum they have.
RESULT: Daegu 1-2 #7 in the league, but #1 in our FA Cup-hearts!
8. Northeast United vs. Bengaluru – India Super League
Reminder: India has two top-flite leagues. The other is the I-League. ISL is the one that does not have promotion/relegation. It was created under more of an MLS-like franchise model to promote soccer in the country. They do not qualify teams into international competition like AFC Champions League.
But that doesn't mean this #B-#1 matchup is any less shiny and alluring! Top four will make the league playoffs. Bengalaru are still undefeated eight matches into the season. They have a game in hand on Northeast, on top of leading them by four points in the table. These teams are the cream of the crop defensively, so look for a low-scoring affair today. (9:00 AM, Asianet Movies)
RESULT: 1-1 Bengaluru saved their undefeated record at 90′ with a goal
That… doesn't feel relevant…
Who's doing images around here now, anyway?
Noob missed Dan the Intern-Inferno.
9. Turbine Potsdam vs. VfL Wolfsburg – Frauen-Bundesliga
Lyon may be the #1 women's team in Europe, but it's Germany's top league that ranks most highly. And no German team is mightier than Wolfsburg – 10-0-0 so far.
Top two will qualify for the next women's UEFA Champions League. That second slot looks likely to either go to Potsdam or Bayern Munich. No one' going to get Wolfsburg though. After all, they've outscored opponents 46-2 so far. Good golly.
RESULT: 1-1 The leaders can bleed, they're human!
1. UANL vs. Guadalajara – Liga MX Femenil
Time for the second leg of the Apertura (first half-season) Semfinals! All four teams are in action today. This matchup intrigues Noob a little more because UANL are undefeated. Guadalajara got a 1-1 draw at their own place, no small feat.
Matching up with the league's best on their own turf likely to be a whole other matter. UANL scored over three goals per match during the regular season, 2/3 again as many as Guadalajara, and while playing about the same caliber of defense.
RESULT: UANL 5-3 On to the finals!
B. Montpelier vs. Lille – Ligue 2
Paris Saint-Germain are still undefeated, miles ahead of the pack. So the race is on for just two more Champions League berths. Lille have fallen to 4th, not having one in any of their last five outings. They've been outscored 8-3 over that time. Montpelier are #B in the table.
RESULT: Lille 0-1 Lille jump up to # B
But wait, just two matches to start the week? Yup. Sounds like more high-quality content that soccer lovers everywhere want. It's time for a —
NOOB SANDWICH REVIEWOOB!
Last installment of NOOB SANDWICH REVIEWOOB, Noob took Subway to task over there new steak sandwich on sunflower bread, a catastrophe if ever there was one.
Today's featured sammich is much close to home for Noob. My six year-old daughter – PersonNoob -created this one recently.
What you're seeing is four pieces of wheat bread in a
single stack. Each is liberally covered with strawberry jelly. Here pictured, I've removed the top layer to show what she has smashed inside — a Little Bites "birthday cake"-flavored mini-muffin.
We know from "Fizzy's Lunch Lab" television program that "wheat is sweet". But four pieces? I applaud PersonNoob's creativity, but one only needs more than two if you're layering the sammich in different ways between slices. I blame myself as a parent.
The mini-muffins are fine as prepackaged fare goes. Certainly eaten my share of ones PN hasn't finished on our way to her school.
To my surprise, the sweet jam and the "birthday" aspect of the muffin didn't make this sickeningly sweet, at least not at the first bite. Yes, I tried it, though only ventured that one bite. As you might imagine, the texture was just straight up waaaay too much bread.
So does Noob dare really rate a sandwich his own sweet daughter created? You betcha. And while this is the highest rating I've yet given a sandwich, the finished product still didn't do all that well.
On the Noob Sammich Review sammich rating scale of one to five Sammiches, I rate the "Extra-Tall Wheat Jelly and Birthday Cake Mini-Muffin Sandwich" at just 1.5 Sammiches.
Author SoccernoobPosted on December 3, 2018 December 6, 2018 Categories 10 to TrackTags AFC, AFC Champions League, Arsenal, Asianet Movies, Atletico Junior, Atletico Paranaense, Atletico PR, Bayern Munich, Bengaluru, Campeonato Brasileiro Serie A, Champions League, Colombian Primera, Copa Argentina, Copa Libertadores, Copa Libertadories, Copa Sudamericana, Cruz Azul, Daegu FC, Deportivo Lara, Europa League, football, footballdatabase.com, Frauen-Bundesliga, Gimnasia LP, Guadalajara, I League, Indian Super League, ISL, KirovBar, Korean FA Cup, Liga MX, Liga MX Femenil, Ligue 1, Lille, Lyon, Major League Soccer, Manchester United, Mendoza, MLS, Monterrey, Montpelier, NBCSN, Northeast United, Paris Saint Germain, Premier League, PSG, Rosario Central, Serie A, Serie Final, Sir Topham Hatt, soccer, Tigres, Tottenham hotspur, Turbine Potsdam, TyC Sports International, UANL, UEFA, UEFA Champions League, Ulsan Hyundai, Venezuelan Primera, VfL Wolfsburg, ZamoraLeave a comment on '10 to Track' Midweek Edition (12/4-6) soccer match previews – Copa Argentina Final completes our Track
'10 to Track' soccer matches for Midweek Edition, 3/27-29
Noob will have more on these first five matches of the Midweek soon, plus the other five.
USA vs. Paraguay – international friendly
FIFA-ranked 25th and 30th best teams, just kicking it around. American man's national team still has an interim manager in place, having fired Bruce Arena after the U.S. failed to qualify for World Cup. Paraguay missed out as well. (7:30 PM Eastern, FS1, Univision Deportes)
RESULT: USA 1-0 U.S. penalty kick at end of first half is the winner
Muricuh!!
B. Mexico vs. Croatia – international friendly
These two qualified for World Cup, so this is a tuneup for both. They're ranked #17 and #15 in the world. (10:00 PM, FS1, Univision Deportes)
RESULT: Croatia 0-1
The friendliest Number B of all
3. England vs. Italy
#16 and #14 face off in what, still shockingly, is only a WC warmup for the hosts. Italy hadn't failed to qualify in like a half century or so. (3:00 PM, Fs1, Fox Deportes)
RESULT: 1-1 Italy scored the late equalizer after a penalty was called via use of VAR (Video Assistant Referee)
Athlone Town vs. UCD – League of Ireland Cup
The First Round of not-the-FA-Cup rolls on! These two are both in Ireland's second-tier league. It's very early, but University College Dublin are in 1st, Athlone Town last.
RESULT: UCD 0-2
UCD's secret to success? Water pitch.
Peñarol vs. Danubio – Uruguay Premier
#1 hosts #4 here. How is Danubio 4th? They have nearly the worst offense in the league.
Wednesday, 3/28
6. Seattle Sounders II vs. Fresno FC – USL
Welcome to the Track, expansion division two Fresno! They opened with a loss at home to fellow expansion team Las Vegas Lights, then got a draw hosting LA Galaxy's reserve side. Their first road test comes against Seattle squad that likes to play wide open.
RESULT: Fresno 0-1
7. Barcelona vs. Lyon – UEFA Women's Champions League
This is the second leg of the Quarterfinall. Defending champions Lyon got a late-ish goal to take a 2-1 lead at home in the first leg.
RESULT: Lyon 0-1 On to the semifinals for the French
8. Linkopings vs. Manchester City – UEFA Women's Champions League
Man City lead the Finnish side 2-0 after the first leg.
RESULT: Man City 3-5 They led 0-4 at the half
Is this real? Yes.
Is this Champions League? Probably not.
9. Chelsea vs. Montpelier – UEFA Women's Champions League
Chelsea won in France 2-0 to start the tie.
RESULT: Chelsea 3-1
Thursday, 3/29
10. Vendsyssel vs. Esjberg – Denmark First Division
Another first-time Track visitor! Like in many countries, the "first division" is the second-tier league, and so it is in Denmark.
Only the league champ will be automatically promoted into the country's Super Liga. The next two will have a playoffs, and that's these two right now. The race is very tight, and half the league is within ten points of 1st.
RESULT: Vendsyssel 3-2 Esjberg equalized in the 86′ only to see Vendsyssel win it at 90′
Critiquing crests is easy and cheap, but c'mon, EfB. This looks like like a old- time-y ice cream shop sign.
Author SoccernoobPosted on March 26, 2018 March 29, 2018 Categories 10 to TrackTags Athlone Town, Barcelona, Chelsea Ladies, Croatia men's national team, Danubio, Denmark First Division, Esbjerg, FIFA, football, Fox Sports 1, Fresno FC, friendly, Italy men's national team, LA Galaxy II, Las Vegas Lights, League of Ireland Cup, Linkopings, Lyon, Manchester City, Mexico men's national team, Montpelier, Number B. England men's national team, Paraguay men's national team, Penarol, Seattle Sounders II, soccer, UEFA Women's Champions League, University College Dublin, Univision, Univision Deportes, Uruguay Primera, USL, USMNT, Vendyssel, World CupLeave a comment on '10 to Track' soccer matches for Midweek Edition, 3/27-29
'10 to Track' soccer matches Midweek edition – UEFA Champions League, ladies' style
Romantic lady/ Single baby/ Mm, sophisticated mama /Come on you disco lady, yeah /Play with me tonight mama, yeah
Is Kool & The Gang the right way to intro a week headlined by UEFA Women's Champions League?
Does a Catholic bear crap in the Pope's woods?
*bonnnnggggg*
Tuesday, 3/20
Move along! No interesting soccer matches to be seen today.
Montpelier vs. Chelsea Ladies – UEFA Women's Champions League
Noob is particularly Noob when it comes to the women's international game. But I gather there are no underdogs left in this field. This is the first leg of a Quarterfinal tie.
B. Manchester City vs. Linkopings – UEFA Women's Champions League
Linkopings are from Finland.
RESULT: Man City 2-0
Dan "the Intern-o Inferno" doesn't differentiate between Laplandic Number B's.
Liechtenstein vs. Andorra – international friendly
For all the crazy-spelled club names Noob's been learning, turns out I can't spell "Liechtenstein" without looking at it. I don't want that first E there. Thanks for making me feel bad about myself, European microstate. You know, I visited you once. Stopped and had ice cream on my way to Netherlands.
Andorra – I got nothin' for ya'. These two national teams are FIFA-ranked 181 and 130, respectively.
RESULT: Andorra 0-1
Gah!!
Lyon vs. Barcelona – UEFA Women's Champions League
OK, I can at least tell you Lyon are the two-time defending champs.
RESULT: Lyon 2-1 Close enough to make the upcoming second leg in Barcelona really interesting
Wolfsburg vs. Slavia Prague – UEFA Women's Champions League
Noob's last name means "wolf" in dialectical German from circa 1500. I wonder if my forefathers are from Wolfsburg. Probably not. Wolf's pretty common, even with an E.
RESULT: Wolfsburg 5-0 Less drama here when they return to the Czech Republic
Kyrgyzstan vs. Myanmar – Asian Cup qualification
The last Group Stage is underway as teams try and qualify for Asian Cup. The winner of that whole shebang will get to represent the continental federation at the next Club World Cup.
These two are #B and #3 in their Group of four. Top two finishers will make the Asian Cup. FIFA ranks the teams #115 and #142 worldwide.
RESULT: Kyrgyzstan 5-1
Noob hurt Dan "the Intern-o Inferno"'s feeweeings at Number B.
Buck up, buttercup.
Denmark vs. Panama – international friendly
These two continue to tune up for World Cup. For the first time ever, three Laplandic countries have qualified, and Denmark are one. Panama have qualified for the first time in their nation's history. FIFA ranks them #12 and #53.
RESULT: Denmark 1-0
China vs. Wales – international friendly
Wales is a curious case – their Premier League is near the bottom of Europa in strength, but their national team is ranked about 20th in the world. FIFA ranked China's #65.
RESULT: Wales 0-6
Dan "the Intern-o Inferno" is not a master of subtlety.
Faroe Islands vs. Latvia – international friendly
If you play Scrabble or Words With Friends, you likely know the word OE. Well, it's a storm from the Faroe Islands. Very specific. Latvia – I've got nothin' for ya'. #'s 97 and 131.
Malta vs. Luxembourg – international friendly
Despite the face that it might be easy for one to leave out the O, Noob has no issues spelling Luxembourg cheat-free. See, Liechtenstein? You could learn something from Luxembourg.
I don't really know what. But something…
RESULT: 0-1 Luxembourg
Noob will politely pass, Dan.
Hey, The Management, did we require psych evals as part of the intern apps?
Author SoccernoobPosted on March 19, 2018 March 22, 2018 Categories 10 to TrackTags Asian Cup, Barcelona, Champions League, Chelsea, Kool & the Gang, Ladies Night, Linkopings, Lyon, Manchester City, Montpelier, Premier League, Slavia Prague, UEFA, Wolfsburg, World CupLeave a comment on '10 to Track' soccer matches Midweek edition – UEFA Champions League, ladies' style
'10 to Track' soccer matches for Sunday, 3/4 – Welcome, LAFC
No time for dawdling, the ten most important soccer matches to follow for the newish American fan await us, Noobites!
Sporting Kansas City vs. New York City FC – MLS
Last year's Western Conference #5 and a The Management fave hosts the Eastern's #2.
Noob will refrain from rooting against KC just to spite The Management. For now. It's a gesture of good will with which to start the season. (7:30 PM Eastern, FS1)
RESULT: 0-2 NYCFC
B. Seattle Sounders vs. Los Angeles FC – MLS
Welcome, new MLS club! Seattle – fie on you, and you know why. Less-tenured Noobites can search back to learn about the douchebag fan/TA first soccer fan I ever knew. Actually, I guess that is the story. (5:00 PM, ESPN Deportes)
RESULT: 0-1 LAFC
Number B welcomes you to the soccer family, baby LAFC.
Manchester City vs. Chelsea – English Premier
The new league champs host last year's. Chelsea wear the sadpants, as it's looking likely that won't even make top four and next year's Champions League. Noob hopes they can catch fire starting here, pass 4th place, traitorously-named Tottenham Sir Topham Hatt Hotspur. (11:00 AM, NBCSN)
Toluca vs. Pachuca – Liga MX
Tied for 6th hosts tied for 10th in a table so tight, the ordinal rankings just don't matter yet. Pachuca tends to play more wide open than most sides, so if Toluca can score first, this could turn into a rout.
In fact, Noobstradamus sees it just that way, 4-1 for the host Sausagers. (1:00 PM, Univision)
RESULT: Toluca 2-1
Sausage can be conjugated that way?
Not even I saw that coming.
Barcelona vs. Atletico Madrid – La Liga
Barcelona have yet to lose on the season. A win today against #B Atletico – with just one loss of their own – likely salts the title away. They play the league's best defense, but Barcelona's an absolute monster with the ball. (10:15 AM, beIN Sports)
RESULT: Barcelona 1-0
Montpelier vs. Lyon – Ligue 1
These two faced off less than a month ago in the Coupe de France. Montpelier lost 1-2 at home then. Will history repeat itself?
Lyon is in 4th, five points behind Marseilles for the third and final Champions League berth. Montpelier are tied for 6th, trying to catch Rennes for the last Europa League slot.
History repeating itself
AC Milan vs. Inter Milan – Serie A
Welcome back to the most interesting league race going. Inter Milan were yesterday pushed out of the top four and a Champions League berth. Today they'll pull even on games played, but need a win to jump back up a spot in the table.
AC Milan are tied for 6th, but out of Europa League qualification based on tiebreaking goal differential. They don't have the defense to be great this year. Noob smells a road win for "The Big Grass Snake".
RESULT: ppd
Lokamotiv Moscow vs. Spartak Moscow – Russian Premier
#1 hosts #5, but with win a win Spartak would climb all the way up to #B. Unlikely. There's a serious gap in defensive capability between them and the real powers of the league.
This is now the 6th-ranked league in European play.
Defense. You're doing it wrong.
Legia Warsaw vs. Lech Poznan – Poland Ekstraklasa
The regular season title is up for grabs as #1 hosts #3 in Europe's 20th-ranked league. Poznan sports the best goal differential in the league, so should give the league leaders a tough fight.
RESULT: Warsaw 2-1
Sanarate vs. Antigua Guatemala – Guatemala National League
Antigua was the Apertura (first half season) champs and are on top again now in the Clausura.
Sanrate has seen massive improvement. They only finished 9th, but are now tied for #B. They scored 14 and gave up 22 goals before. That line is now 14-8. Still. Noob thinks they'd be pleased with a draw today, even being at home.
Wait, can you say that? That feels wrong.
Author SoccernoobPosted on March 4, 2018 March 4, 2018 Categories 10 to TrackTags AC Milan, Antigua Guatemala, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, beIN Sports, Champions League, Chelsea, Ekstraklasa, ESPN Deportes, FS1, Guatemalan National League, Inter, La Liga, LAFC, Lech Poznan, Legia Warsaw, Liga MX, Ligue 1, Lokamotiv Moscow, Lyon, Manchester City, MLS, Montpelier, NBCSN, Noobstradamus, NYCFC, Pachuca, Premier League, Russian Premier, Sanarate, Seattle Sounders, Serie A, South Park, Spartak Moscow, Sporting Kansas City, Toluca, UnivisionLeave a comment on '10 to Track' soccer matches for Sunday, 3/4 – Welcome, LAFC
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