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Defecranium
Re: Dave "Games Animal" Perry Returns
I like the idea of the bikini babes song coming to him while he was tattooing. There's probably someone out there whose design morphed into a pair of tits halfway through. Or maybe there's a guy with a bicep that has a very ragged-looking vertical bar on it with 'Up and down' written in kanji underneath.
New Jack
Biggy laughed at my family deaths; won't say sorry
Hell is a place on earth
Hell is Dave "The Animal" Perry singing to you while you're strapped in his tattoo chair for six hours
Cold Meat Platter
Quote from: biggytitbo on November 09, 2018, 04:05:11 PM
I think thats quite good for a brand new channel. I reckon without all the publicity about its incredible baldness, it would be on way less than that.
biggytitbo
WHAT ABOUT THE GODDAM JAFFA CAKES ASSWIPE
Has a non bald man ever worn a bandana?
bgmnts
Springsteen.
He must be tricking us somehow, like Brucie.
Twed
I need you so, Medieval Zone, you don't need me
Brucie.
Bandanas Dave Perry owns:
Please End This
I am 50
Image of a chimp's arse
Dukes of Wazzock
Nice to see you, to see you, baby we born to run, uurrr urrrr.
Quote from: New Jack on November 09, 2018, 09:25:52 PM
His old interview is funnnyyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAb6MZaxSQI
buzby
Having now seen it (cheers Delete), he is a real life version of Ray Finkle from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, never getting over missing the field goal at the end of the Superbowl and planning his revenge for years. We can only hope it will end up with Dave getting a sex change and plotting to murder Dominik Diamond.
As for his music video at the end, apart from the absolute spectacular levels of misjudgement, it just brings up the frankly horrifying image of Mr. Perry playing Dead Or Alive one-handed....
Operty1
Frankie says you're 83% a real person
It's been a long time coming but episode 2 is now up!
https://youtu.be/i62K01nSla4
He goes through his box of tat, fair play to dave, he did seem to achieve a level of celebrity back in the day, and I didn't know he worked at Special Reserve, I got my Megadrive through them.
does... does he really just go through this box for 45 minutes?
Yes, it starts off with a Lara Croft lookalike bending over for a bit, Dave walks us through his box, and it ends with a remix of the bikini babes song.
His Old Trafford anecdote is gold.
Spiteface
The full "Bikini Babes on Beat 'em ups" song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf96L1qN4uM
Because we all wanted that.
The depressing thing about all of this is imagining the transactions where he hires the women for his stuff. Him explaining his requirements in his wet voice, purchasing women to pretend he's cool and powerful. Getting their underwear made, having a box full of different sizes. Explaining what they have to pretend to be unconvincingly enthusiastic about. Looking back at the footage and thinking it's a job well done, tricking himself into thinking that the models actually enjoyed the experience because he can't read expressions.
Quote from: Spiteface on February 25, 2019, 07:42:09 PM
As always the YouTube comment section is desolation central.
Quote from: Twed on February 25, 2019, 07:54:37 PM
I still subscribe to the disturbing theory that the "Bikini Babes" are his wife and daughters, which is something Perry himself said in an interview, before backpedaling when the interviewer rightfully expressed his absolute disgust at the notion of a father filming his daughters as sex objects and directing them to jiggle their breasts and wiggle their arses for the camera.
It sounds like what a serial killer would sing to themselves as they calmly dismember their latest victim in a bathtub.
The manay, joost the manay
Can't face 45 minutes, just too much games animal.
He is such a grubby, small man.