Table, three chairs, pitcher of water, paper cups and scripts, of course. For intro, music is good - try "Little Rascals" theme song.
Works bests if players read and practice skit at least once before the actual show.
Start music - "Little Rascals". Slim-Jim, Billy-Bob, and Bobby-Joe: carry out table, three chairs, pitcher of water, and cups (and scripts, of course). Music fades.
Slim-Jim, Billy-Bob, Bobby-Joe: - grumble about carrying their own table and chairs in the restaurant. "Must be a cheap restaurant if you gots to carry your own table and chairs!"…
Slim-Jim:	Billy-Bob…Bobby-Joe…I can't hardy believe it. Here we are again. Same old Bowie…Same old truck stop…Same old booth. Nothing ever changes.
Billy-Bob:	Don't say that! Its been 30 years but we've got a lot more now than we ever had back then.
Bobby-Joe:	Why 30 years ago today…You were lucky to have a glass of buttermilk…
Slim-Jim:	A glass of buttermilk?!…You were lucky!
Bobby-Joe:	Lucky?!
Bobby-Joe & Billy-Bob:	Yes, lucky!
Slim-Jim:	Why 30 years ago I was lucky enough to have a glass of dirty water…
Billy-Bob:	A glass?!…You were lucky!
Slim-Jim:	Lucky?!
Billy-Bob:	Why we used to have to drink our dirty water out of a rolled up newspaper…
Bobby-Joe:	A newspaper?!…You were lucky!
Billy-Bob:	Lucky?!
Slim-Jim & Bobby-Joe:	Yes, lucky!
Bobby-Joe:	We had to suck our dirty water off a wet cloth!
Slim-Jim:	From a cloth?!…You were lucky!
Billy-Bob & Slim-Jim:	Yes, lucky!
Slim-Jim:	We were lucky enough to suck pond scum off the edge of the lake. But we were happy in those days. Even though we were poor.
Billy-Bob:	Because we were poor!
ALL:	RIGHT!
Slim-Jim:	My father always said that money can't buy happiness. Even though he died a poor beggar.
Billy-Bob:	Right he was! Why we were happier when we had nothing. We lived in a house with great big holes in the roof. (Hold up hands to show size of holes and look stupid…shouldn't be too hard for ya)
Bobby-Joe:	A house?!…You were lucky!
(Both Slim-Jim & Bobby-Joe: throw a little water…from cups…in Billy-Bob's face for emphasis!)
Bobby-Joe:	We all lived in one room…26 of us! And that was tough since we didn't have any furniture.
Slim-Jim:	A room? You were lucky!
Slim-Jim:	We used to dream of a room. We lived in a hole in the ground with twigs as a floor. But it was home to us…Me and Bertha-Jo.
Billy-Bob:	A hole in the ground?!…You were lucky!
Billy-Bob:	We lived in a septic tank, in the middle of the dump, with rotten fish as a floor. We loved it! (Pause) And we didn't have any air freshener either!
Bobby-Joe:	A septic tank?!…You were lucky!
Slim-Jim & Bobby-Joe:	Yes, Lucky?!
Bobby-Joe:	We used to dream of so much room. We lived in a shoebox- all 39 of us. And we liked it! We were grateful!!
Slim-Jim:	A shoebox!! You were lucky!
Billy-Bob & Slim-Jim:	Yes, lucky!!
Slim-Jim:	We used to live in a thimble - all 54 of us at the bottom of the lake and then we had to walk 10 miles to school in the pouring rain!!
Billy-Bob:	10 miles in the pouring rain?!…Why you were lucky!
Billy-Bob:	Why we used to have to run 30 miles to school every morning in a blizzard! Uphill!…BOTH WAYS!
Bobby-Joe:	A blizzard?!…You were lucky!
Bobby-Joe:	We had to get up at 4 AM to do our chores and then we had to sprint to school over a bed of hot coals in our bare feet!
Slim-Jim:	4 AM! - YOU were lucky!
Slim-Jim:	Why we used to have to get up TWO HOURS after we went to bed AND WE LIKED IT!
Billy-Bob:	Two hours after you went to bed?!…You were lucky!
Bobby-Joe & Billy-Bob:	Yes, LUCKY!!
Billy-Bob:	We had to get up a half hour before we went to bed…and for breakfast, all we had was hot gravel!
Bobby-Joe:	Hot gravel?!…YOU were lucky!!
Billy-Bob:	Lucky?!!
Slim-Jim & Bobby-Joe:	Yes, LUCKY!!
Bobby-Joe:	Why we had to eat cold gravel for breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner!
Slim-Jim:	Breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner?! You were Lucky!!!
Bobby-Joe:	Lucky?!!!
Slim-Jim:	We only had ONE MEAL every 2 YEARS! (pause) And if we's was late ONE MINUTE, WE HAD TO WAIT ANOTHER TWO YEARS FOR THE NEXT ONE!!
(Slim-Jim hits table with hand!)
(Billy-Bob hits table with hand!)
(Slim-Jim hits table with hand, a second time!)
(Billy-Bob starts to hit table again, but holds back and starts to scratch his head…pointing out to the audience and all around he says…
Billy-Bob:	You know what's wrong with all these people out here today fella's?!
Slim-Jim:	Yeah, I know what…
Bobby-Joe:	Yeah, I know what it is!
Billy-Bob:	They all had it too easy!
Slim-Jim & Bobby-Joe:	That's right!
ALL - Slim-Jim, Bobby-Joe, & Billy-Bob:	Because You's Were LUCKY!!! (pointing all around together)
AUDIENCE:	LUCKY!!!
Slim-Jim, Billy-Bob, & Bobby-Joe:	YES, LUCKY!!!!
Michael Kohout
Score of 2.9 from 114 reviews.