How to make your unmentionables as smooth as George Clooney
Rhys Blakely
June 12 2013, 1:01am, The Times
George Clooney joked about having cosmetic surgery to smooth his 'wrinklies'Niki Nikolova/FilmMagic/Getty Images
When a men's fashion magazine quizzed George Clooney on the topic of plastic surgery, the Oscar-winning actor gave an unexpected response.
"I never fixed my eyes, but I spent money to stretch the skin of my testicles," he told Esquire. "I did not like wrinkles. It's a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It's called 'ball ironing'."
The suave star of Ocean's Eleven was, of course, joking. But in Hollywood, plastic surgery is no laughing matter and a spa in nearby Santa Monica is now offering a procedure that matches his description.
The laser treatment is said to "even out skin tone, remove discoloration from ingrown hairs, remove skin tags and provide overall tightening to the external skin. You know where . . ."…