James Schlarmann
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
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The morning of the anniversary of the most violent attack on the U.S. Capitol since the country's inception, President Joe Biden gave a fiery...
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Four Foot Tall Man Famous for Convincing People to Eat Bugs Confirms Deep State is "100% Real"
FUCKSBERG, TEXAS -- A short man, barely four feet tall, told his massive podcast audience this week that the so-called Deep State, referred to...
Trump Jr. Texted Trump on January 6th Asking If His Dad Loves Him But Never Got a Response
Despite still resisting his congressional subpoena, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows did hand over reams of documents, emails, and text messages...
Historians Unearth Benedict Arnold's PowerPoint Presentation
As it turns out, America's most infamous traitors perhaps might have one rather surprising thing in common -- their preferred presentation software. "Obviously we know...
Listerine Contradicts Ron Johnson, Says It's Intended for Recovering Alcoholics Sneaking Booze
James Schlarmann - December 9, 2021
Mouthwash maker Listerine is not useful in fighting COVID-19, the company said in a statement pushing back against sitting U.S. Senator Ron Johnson (Q-WI)....