Funny satire stories about homelessness
San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome
As the wealthy know, being wealthy and getting away with it is a very good thing--but there could be a problem. Wealth tilts out at the other end to a non-wealth homeless-getting-worse problem, and an economic system gone to sleep. But of cours...
Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness
San Francisco, CA - Tubby Bozo, president and CEO of The Bozo Group, an apartment developer in California, announced to a group of reporters at his mansion today the end of homelessness. As previously reported at this link , apartments are expensi...
Google announces the householder-less house
Chandler, Arizona - Inkopay Ommiecay, spokesman for Google, announced today that Google has invented the householder-less house. Related story Google gives driverless cars the green light for business, but are we really ready for AI piloted veh...
The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism
The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). And you have you forgotten already about the millions of peo...
Pope hopes to clean up
To show the compassion of the church, Pope Frances ordered Vatican barbers to offer homeless men and women a shave and a haircut for "two bits" (twenty-five cents). The proceeds, the pontiff said, will be added to the church's "coffers," except in th...
Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year
Research has found that many of the UK's homeless people are more well-off than previously thought. Despite collecting just pennies in their day job filling our streets, some them took home as much as £3 million in their end of year bonuses. "Man...
Jay Leno Explains Politics
As Jay Leno winds down his career, many have noticed a new "bite" in some of his jokes and comments. Last night proved to be no exception as the late night comic gave his take on the current American political scene. The following is a word for wor...
America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution
America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution. By General Wolfgang Puck America Heritage Foundation. "We Offer Final Solutions To America's Problems." Every day there are over 3.5 million people in the United States that are homeless. Of course, many of them are hungry. As part of what is increasingly called the "war on the homeless" local governments and businesses are united in tryi...
Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor
Pasadena CA--A series of people in the U.S. have faced arrest for feeding the homeless in public spaces. Yesterday, an activist appeared to feed the hungry in Central Park in California's Rose Bowl City. The Director of Health Services for the cit...
Asheville to house the homeless in trees with the help of the Sierra Club
Asheville North Carolina has developed an original idea for dealing with the homeless population: put them in trees. Fed up with justified accusations of not doing anything for the city's homeless, the officers and board of directors colluded with...