#846 – Weird Merchandise/
We chat about a weird merch and a new marketing initiative, becoming more of a Peeping Tom, a family FaceTime, stress and bad habits, and Selling Sunset on Netflix.
Weird merch
Becoming a Peeping Tom
A family FaceTime
Stress and bad habits
Cinnamon scrolls and Apple Crumble
Selling Sunset
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cinnamon scrolls
It's the daily Talk Show Episode 846. What is happening? gronk that's going on. I forgot what I say usually. How are we? What's going on? There it is. There it is. It was windy last night, wasn't it? It's lovely. It's lovely. It's one of those sort of, you know, natural occurring things that sort of wind sends you off to sleep. Just that rattling of the windows.
Or the whistling of the building. Yeah, we really have a real whistle. Now in real manmade problems, you know, just real building issues is what we're talking about. Well, yeah, it seems like with these apartments, in a city, whatever, there's always issues I bring in. We've lived in three different like sort of modern apartments, one in Port Melbourne, one in Abbotsford, now in Collingwood, and they all have whether it's condensation as an issue, wind issues.
Cuz they're made for investment properties, right? And so it's like, of course, I mean, but there are standards nowadays like they have to
I mean, they still there's always getting around it. The the old style but like solid brick homes like this, you know that you've got your own issues there. They could be dark they could be damp and not enough light, different suburbs. I mean it's all first word problems when you really have a roof over your head isn't
complaining about the whistle. Oh my it's too comfy in here.
I wish it was I'm glad that the whistle I'm glad that I've gotten very grateful that I've got a room that isn't affected like we have where our bed head is. Anytime someone above us flushes the toilet. It's like a really like loud.
Like it's like the fucking that's just fucking shitting cement or something
at the but I'm very glad that in the second room where I have the sun
My studio set up. Yeah, there's none of that. So what I have to worry? Yeah, so I have noticed a real estate agent in my local area sort of taking a new approach to marketing in these unprecedented times. JJ. Yeah. I sent you I sent you a photo yesterday, of,
of this bottle
looks it does look a lot like lube and it's got a photo of the guy on the front. They come with a packet of tissues as well. So I went at the front yesterday, there's been a commotion. So mineva and we want to start devotion was just a chat, talking, you know, looking for something to do the minimalist bit bored. And we walked over towards the the letterboxes and so there's a line of them so this five units in our townhouse block and in the letterbox down the bottom, we can see these these bottles
Big bottles are hot freebie. So we go down and grab them. And as soon as I pull it out it just I just say this guy's face appear. So what I'm holding is a hand sanitizer bottle. It'd be like 300 to 400 mils. It's quite big it would be 237. But in saying that, like, it's it's bigger than 237 meals of this liquid feels big. Yeah, and then it's definitely not like a This isn't like a what is a hand sanitizer? That would be connected to a ring? Absolutely not. This is huge. It would pull your keys out of the car, or out of the ocean. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, this is a piece of
promotional material that the local real estate agent who actually sold the property were in. I read I mentioned him in a previous episode where he had hand written a note and
Then had it scanned and then handed them out in bulk, but at the bottom really made sure that it's like that you would that he didn't want you to think that this was not a personal personalised letter.
I mean, he nearly got there, but I was onto it. And so now he's come through and he's handed out bottles of hand sanitizer all around the suburb. Like I went out yesterday for a little drive and I and I was looking at the boxes.
No, is this gronk move across the road? There is a house that's abandoned. Yeah, but there's a bottle of hand sanitizer in letterbox gronk move if I go and grab it and I think it's fine. Have you smelled it like I'm curious as to the quality of it, man. I'm very impressed. Very impressed. Very impressed with this hand sanitizer that he's done. I wonder where he's got it from. I wonder on the minute is does it have any details? There's no label is Essex England, distributed by integer
Riding urunga rode Preston, New South Wales Sydney. So, I mean, he must have dropped a bomb on this. But I saw I kind of was like, Fuck, that's what I want to do something fun like that. I mean, that's the it definitely feels like a if you you're going for school tapton This is a sort of like he would he would have definitely one school Captain with this shit, but he's pulling 100% so I just looked up some sort of weed merge ideas that people have done in the past. And so there's the classic like air freshener for your car that could cause you know, cancer or asthma
could cause you to pull off the road. There's people who have done Snuggies, so like, the ones the style on the couch Nigel blanket, Lady Gaga did. seashell bikini tops that have lots in them. So you put them over your boobs, and m&m This is the best m&a
it's like a little display that is surrounded by plastic that inside of it is a brick. And the brick is from his house that he grew up in. And
so one of these albums he's standing in front of these, his house where he grew up, and so they've taken a bunch of bricks. And it's like a little plaque.
Larry's the very unique that's very unique. I was speaking to Tony from one trick Tony episodes come out every Thursday. Check it out if you haven't already.
I was saying we should do some merge what sort of man? We do. And she came up with one idea in the brain wasn't a fan of. Maybe you can tell us what you think. A
toasted cheese scented candle.
toasted cheese sandwich? Yeah. Well, it's very like if you're doing it properly. It's a real buttery smell. Because he's on
What amount of feed
is going for?
I wonder if you can get a cheap toasted cheese sandwich Cindy candle? Yeah, I mean, Amy makes her own candles and you go to these places and they've got a plethora of smells since I should say. I'm not sure if they're rocking the toasted cheese sanbo around. It'd be great. Like I could actually imagine that selling beyond Tony's class I could imagine. Yeah, not knowing about her podcast, but 100 toasted. You know, it's quite cool.
What's the name? Grimes? Who is male Ilan Musk's partner. Oh, yes, she did vagina rings. So what's mould of? It's like a mould of a vagina on a ring. And so yeah, other than that, it's it's very, she's a bit wacky.
But then you can go down the path of branded all purpose food balls that comes with a spoon,
USB on purpose food.
So it's like a whatever it's not being, you know, you can put whatever you want in there not stating it's the salad bowl, although that pitcher has a salad bowl has it full of salad. But I like the combination of. So you take something like a candle, which is a classic. Yeah. But then you go m&ms route which is something unique and limited. When it was a big thing with the MCG. So mcg Melbourne Cricket Ground here in Melbourne. There was there were two different guys to marketers. Pete Williams was one of them. Dave Jennings was another one. They both was selling pieces of the MC J. So when the MC G's like seating was taken down, they basically rushed to get all of the the wood and you can like sound like you know, 300 bucks or whatever and they would put it in a nice frame. You know, right. Yeah, it feels like there's a few of these things like
That'd be a book, that old mate real estate agents rating or there's some sort of club marketing club that he's part of why they're getting encouraged to do this stuff. I've got an idea. And here we go. So our lease in our current office runs out at the end of March, I think next year. I think it's Jennifer March. When's Easter? When's Easter? April it's it's April then. Great because we moved in just around Easter. Really happy Easter long weekend. have you hidden eggs under the
man you would have eaten the man?
No, but how it this
way when we if we're gonna move studios, which we haven't decided might be
rather than because what we're going to do is just knock down the wall that we've built in there. We could start pacing up and displaying in a little box like a little sort of m&m style of this brick pieces off.
The Daily talk show studio so it comes in like this nice frame. It's got a plaque that says, Yeah, the daily talk show studio. circa fact whatever. Like, it's almost like the life of it. So 2019 to 2021. Yeah, I love that idea. version two because they completely shut down the other world in
which the easy straight now first studio. Now that's still there. That's still there, I reckon could get some of that wood as well. Or it might be like in a very exclusive. That would be cool. So then we start doing it for each studio. We might Yes, yeah. But I reckon No offence, but I think we're going to evolve away from the word. No, but that's what I mean. There'll be some other version of it. Yeah, sure. There'll be some version of it like by the end of it, you're getting a piece of
a chip of paint.
Are you getting a light globe
could get more unique like, think about
work that's on your side on a on a shelf. Yeah, we could cut up a shelf that was holding a bunch of books. So you actually store you you squish together for books and you cut off that piece of the bookshelf. And you put that into a box. Yeah, I mean, it's very egotistical, but I like it the the radio announcer in the US, Howard Stern has so much stuff he was talking on his show about Thank you, Bruce for the coffee. He was talking about. He has an expense at the moment, which is air conditioned storage because they were planning on doing a museum of his show that never happened. And so he had this warehouse he was paying for it was fully air conditioned that was just costing him money every single every single month. What and so he was air conditioning it because of Why? Because of what reason? Because it's like, you want it to keep keep it good, you know?
And but what was in there just like random Yeah, no, just the edge.
Everything, anything, any props, anything that was ever on the show things that people sent to them. It's just elaborate having it cooled, you know, and they but they also had it catalogued so they could pull things out really quickly. Wow. I mean, it's pretty, pretty outrageous. Well, I think what you do is you end up doing a, you know, one to 100. And so it's, it's like, it's like getting a piece of Shane Warne merchandise that is like, there's only a limited run, you've got you buy it at a raffle unit. you'd end up saying this, probably at the shop later in life.
Do you know when I was in that stripping tour, Sydney hot shots.
Travelling New Zealand, travelling New Zealand in a stripping trip.
There was the merchandise that we would sell your some and you're sorry, crap. Let's see what's going on. Ah, somehow My computer is pushing out notifications from different apps.
And somehow coming through
it doesn't make sense. Anyway.
The they were selling the shittiest merchandise, but the thing is some of this stuff ended up at the salvos and so you could go and I saw a Sydney Hot Shots t shirt at a salvos that's cool that someone had obviously bought when they were touring everything I was part of it, but you end up you know, so it does it does say the life beyond, you know, the salvos aren't open at the moment. It's a real problem. And so you try and do the right thing, but there's a pile building up that's actually become bigger than your household. And it's full of stuff that you want to donate to the salvos but you can't get it there because of COVID very frustrating guys. Yeah, well, it's like a world of books where I get my secondhand books from, they're not shipping at the moment.
So the secondhand book industry, I wish I'd bought more books only you know?
because just because of this because they
I mean, it's it's book the book buying game that you're in
preface that I haven't said rating. You You kind of want to do it over time though. That's Yeah, that's right. There'll be some sort of
Yeah, I wonder how many people actually move it to the final beach? Where it seemed like a nice library or they do like it because at the moment it's it's like, it's nice, but I like the idea like when bring up brain I went for a walk yesterday.
And we love like when it's getting a little bit dark. And you can see inside people's houses, and there was a really nice bookshelf brings you along. Yeah, place. Yes. Is this the start of becoming a peeping Tom.
I think lady gets back to that, like, I know, I know. It's like people watching. There's something about being able to just get a little, get a little sneak peek into someone's property as you're walking by. It is it too much the
The day on a Saturday night, I was I.
I was in our bedroom. And I looked at and I saw this couple making dinner. And she was completely off her chops. And it was just like she's dancing thing. I was like, This is hilarious. This is great. But I was like, and so I was there. I was like, great. I couldn't do I couldn't watch it alone, because I felt too much like a crepe. And so we will I turned where I went wrong as we turned off all the lights in our room so that they couldn't see that we were Yeah, sing them or whatever. And just watch the play out. Is that is that okay?
I know it's probably not on the other people's end, but if they're not doing anything,
but but also it's they've got blinds. Exactly. That's the game you're in if you're in apartment blocks,
encouraged that like with ISO and everything. Sure.
And spying on each other. But just people want like there's no one on Smith straight at the moment. The only thing I do is I sometimes like lay on my bed and try and like, find people who aren't wearing masks and then I create stories about why they're not wearing a mask. Oh, I definitely did it last night. This was after curfew, and he was fucking sprinting and just screaming. He knew that he was at the curfew. He didn't know what to do. He was saying what needs to get home?
Yes, yeah. It did have that vibe
on the merge thing very quickly and sort of incentivizing things through merge. So obviously the idea is that this guy, send you some lube in the mail and then you go back. Next time we're selling a house. We should use him. I remember when I was school captain, and we were trying to work out a merge supply for hoodies. hoodies were a big, big thing like well, you
Will add hoodies at your school. I'm guessing not private, but is it worth knowing hoodies? 100% No, no, not but primary school are you saying different branded hoodies like just other people's brand? So there was a really big thing in sort of the senior levels were in year 12 we all wanted hoodies. We wanted school year 12 Yeah, some schools do the 12 branded hoodie. Exactly. And so yeah, the principal. She was so against us wearing hoodies. Like she was really why she created a real good story about gangs just like that. What, what who's represented it wasn't going to be a good look for how I'm seeing your secondary and
they but but one of the suppliers. The people who like you know, print and provide provide the hoodies, they sent me a package and in the package was a catalogue, but it was also filled with chocolate which I thought was very clever.
Very smart. Yeah. So did you end up buying them or you just you were yeah the the principal's the principal vetoed it but we went hard on it but you even see that with them is it I think it's a door beauty that does Tim Tams is a Tim Tam Yeah. And so the other the other day
it was on a Friday night brace like I feel like something a little sweet and she'd hidden this Tim tent like it's you know, the single single packet Tim Tam things yeah, I mean, there is something about like going obscure item I mean hand sanitizer not that obscure, but I was pretty fucking it's I guess one of these it's more the industries that are doing it. You expect it when you're doing a calm and you're getting a little something inside nowadays. If anything, it's like you're pissed if you don't get a little trade or whatever, client we've got a client that does embroidery for workwear. Do you remember that how much they spend on lollies a year so they had to
good selection of lollies out there was a good range but wasn't it like 20 k 20 grand a year? Yeah, they spend 20 grand a year on lollies and they, you know they put like is a fruit enough fruit tingles, but like lifesavers and outlets and they even have their
customers. They'll say hey, like can you make sure like we want the red jelly frogs or whatever? Yeah, yeah, I mean, he give people an inch and they fucking start demanding degustation all of a sudden have become a lolly shop. It is a funny hack. Like if you know that you've got a certain amount that you can spend. Yeah workwear as a business. Yeah. And the boss will let you get work where you can fuckin it's sort of Trojan horse. They're actually a lolly shop operation. Yeah. No one knows. What is. It's like,
there's a local cafe that says there's a sign that says like, 25 cents for coffee. But then it's like, makes up the other wrist in some other costs. It's like but you could say like, you
To end up selling a product that's hundred bucks, like the lollies or 100 bucks, we throw in the merchandise, throw in the actual, you know, design a candle for free. It's that actually reminds me of I saw a it was like a meme where it was a cafe where they had buckets. And they said, If you you fill up this bucket with trash like rubbish from the from the beach, bring it in and you get a free coffee,
I think is a nice idea. Oh, that'd be a bunch of people that do that. Wait, I want to go there. Where is it? I mean, they're probably not, I don't know, giving away free coffees at the moment. I was talking to mom over the weekend. And she was it was James Jake, like the whole the whole family for Father's Day. On FaceTime. It was a nightmare because mom wanted everyone to be on their own FaceTime. She didn't want and so Jake, dad and mom are all in the same house. Yeah, but she wanted everyone to have their own square.
And so she required Richard Dionne to one room Jake into another. Richard didn't close the door. Richard close the door because there's echo. So So cancelling it out. And James, my brothers in North Carolina, I can't he ain't nothing. Just like this is a terrible connection. And then Jake's like, I reckon we can just share an iPad. So they're all on their on their separate iPads, oh, you know, iPhones, iPads. And then mom said, she loves a good social media fact. Like any time. We're all together even virtually, she wants to a photo up. And so I did take a photo. I said, I'll take it for you. Because I've, it's on a bigger screen for me. And I took it. And I sent it to her. And the feedback was, she said, Where are you? And obviously for her were big. But for us, we're little on the right hand because the small thing and she wasn't happy about that. She's like, it looks like you weren't there. You'd have to, you'd have to do a Photoshop job at that.
point he can't hear you gotta get your late. It's also hard. But anyway, the reason I bring it up is because mom was telling stories. There was a few stories she told about like, I read this somewhere. I read that somewhere. But she was describing names. Like, she's just this much time on Facebook. So like I yeah, I've read about this thing. I'm like, sure. It's my main. She's got real pissed off about it. So you know, well,
I've read it on Facebook. Yeah, it's televised.
I mean, the question my mom floated to me over the weekend, just a question around why she's like, I'm scrolling and at the boat after I finished, you know, catching up on the feed, she must be scrolling for a fucking long time, reached the end of the internet.
She says I get to the, she says to the south of stuff at the bottom, which I didn't ask for is showing up. I said, you might as well get off Instagram then because that's the deal. Yeah, it's free and they'll push to you, whatever they want.
Like opening up the paper and being offended that there's a few ads in the paper. Well, I am you know how I got read read wise, which was like the new the highlighted book thing. So it takes my highlights and presented in a nice way. Yeah. So when I was getting that, Bree saw that the subscription was going through, and then I like on my face, I'm like, Fuck, I just look like I'm wasting money here. And so I said, Ah, I'm getting this because I'm cancelling the age.
So I don't have the age anymore. So I'm just using news.com to hear you again, man.
It's just,
like, just terrible. Like, it's like, I swear there was a story about like gum. I can.
Football, like, you know, like, bad stuff about 40 right? And then like,
fucking five sentences it and it's like, get your co subscription and it's like fucking it's got like, just like
What's news? What's not news? Your fuck it like you're halfway down and it's like, oh, this is a sponsored thing. I saw judging the people who are sponsoring that like, like that type of content like they're doing, like pretending that, that, you know, they're providing editorial when it's just an advertisement. I mean, when I was literally thinking about that this morning on that so because I went from the age where I got fed up because I had to it kept on prompting me to pay and sometimes I don't know how it works sometimes you get maybe a few articles for free. I do it all the time. Yeah. Going incognito or whatever. Yeah, I can say one and click through.
And then they start stinking Yeah, but I was looking at and then I was back on news.com. And just thinking it's a it's a completely free news site. So this is where they just they do you do the deal with the devil at that point? Because you have they they making money if you don't pay for the product? They say? Well, exactly right. So you are a dirty news story about
Are you are you making money off me? That's it. Let's see. I didn't know that making money off. Yeah, it's it's, I mean, do you think that getting off that subscription of the age, you're better for it? Or no get back on it now though, I need to reevaluate like the last week. I'm just back to my old dirty habits of instal really rolling and just fucking like, just what's happened that bad stuff, just like, I think it's when I get it's stress, it's stress related. So it's like, I've got a few projects to do this way. And so it's just, it's that whole story of like, it's the same thing with food. It's just like, Ah, you know what, it's the it's the ego depletion. It's my willpower. I'm like, you know what, I'm dealing with all this other bullshit. I need to like be able to control something, and then you do shit. Like I you know, I'm just gonna let myself scroll. Been in the scroll doesn't make you feel good.
Both senses the cinnamon scroll and the Instagram scroll. Yeah, definitely made cinnamon scrolls. Yeah, that's a big thing. Now it's too dangerous, though. It's also just smashing. Although Amy made the best apple crumble she's ever made last night. Really? And she was vanilla ice cream.
Well, we had cream, but no ice cream, which was more of an ice cream got to be honest. I love ice cream.
Not a massive like Apple, Apple Pie apple. Like any of those sort of Apple II things apple crumble. I've gotten used to liking because I know that it gets me ice cream.
Does that make sense? But I'm actually more ice cream guy.
And so a bit you'll you'll take the heat of the other calorie.
Yeah, exactly. Everything's good.
the Chromebook? Definitely. I think the the crumbley of
Better in some ways like if it's almost like a yeah the the bottom of a biscuit tin that's just being sprinkled you know? Oh dude it she just nailed it cooked it for the exact time that needed it was crunchy crispy but also you know not to the apples were perfect. Oh my god, what's what's the concern with the apples? Now that perfect like on the other side there are a bit softer getting towards the middle there a little bit harder but not too hard like perfect. It's just sometimes you just get it right you know? And it got real right last night.
Real rot on the real estate thing Have you been? Have you heard about this selling sunset? So? Yeah, I've watched it. Yeah, I mean, I love it. sunset. It's like Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, a bunch of real estate agents. There's like, you know, the, they're mostly ladies. And that you know, it's like down to the nines. These are like
Think of a Beverly Hills woman. That's who they are. But they're great characters and they and there
is so it is such high production value, isn't it? It's done by the people who did the hills. Oh, yeah. And so it is phenomenal the
show because you want to, if you think about what Tommy jacket loves, what is it? Fake tits and fake teeth?
I was gonna say house prices.
And that's what you get a lot of that fight is the fake teeth. Lots of house prices. But yeah, yeah, I love looking in those houses. And they're all just talking numbers. What is it worth this that? Yeah, that you know, that's fun. Do you think there's gonna be a change in how much commission real estate agents get? Were you shocked by the amount of commission they're getting?
I mean, I don't know. Are they really it's what are they really making? Like? So that'd be like a 500 grand on a sale. Yeah, it's it's a
He was outrageous to me like that is where you want to be if you're doing real estate where every property you're selling is like 5 million plus up to there was like, there was a condition where it was like
on a I think it was a 20 to $40 million home I can't remember. The Commission was $1.9 million
Daisy just stopped working just frickin go to the Bahamas or something.
Don't you think? Like it is pretty. It's pretty crazy. What do you know what your commission like? What is a real estate agent make in Australia?
Nothing right now. God I don't know. Like 2% maybe. So what? $500,000 home or something? What do you reckon the 20 grand American Nero? I reckon they're only walking away with like a 15 k max. And then you spend one cent on hand sanitizer for the for the story. Exactly. The I mean, the guy who's that guy
In the hands of his senators assault, this joint 750 or something 800. And like, but when you're doing that, you're doing that at scale. It's at that low end, you have to be doing lots of properties at that, at that, at that end. Back in the day, there was so much more money like remember real estate agents. I went to school with some kids, you know, kids whose parents
Wilson price like some of the big ones, but they just absolutely. It was that timing, you know, it's like the industry is at a point in house prices are going up and they're just shelling fucking everything, and then making so much money. Probably now it's a bit harder but when you're in Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, how many episodes have you watched? All we it's like a bit of a guilty pleasure. Like when we're not wanting something too, too, too crazy.
Maybe we fought five over the time, but like we've jumped in and out you watch a beach volleyball.
Like, you know them playing beach volleyball. Now Now I've watched like, it's always great when they bring in like the boys, the young boyfriend, and they're out for dinner at Nobu. It's like la haunts.
Yeah, that was that was controversial. And then did you say did you say about like, one of them that thought that she might be pregnant? She spent like a whole episode. Not knowing if she was pregnant, just like I might be pregnant. I can't. And it's just like my What do you just check it just find out?
I think that is the
it is not very woke at all, is like, pretty problematic. But I think that that is the
that is the appeal of it. Right? is it's like 2020 It's a bit fact. Yeah, let's just pretend it's 2004. And, you know, we're watching MTV without thinking about
They using plastic straws. You know, it's I mean it's also it's that the the girls on a super famous now like it's it's one of those shows that's just catapulted these people, these La
La celebs, it's very cool. Anyway, it's very Yeah, you could get if we'd known about the show, you would have definitely tried to visit when we're an hour and tried to get one of them on the show. No, no, actually, that would have been great. No, but I was just thinking more just going in, like I'm sure we would have been packed like it was in West West Hollywood. Is that where the
art is sort of, like just visit just yeah, through the window, you know? Yeah, I've seen I've actually seen a couple of the people have been on podcasts recently. A couple of the girls too much Telly podcast just came out today. She she's having a
friend friendships, garage graveyards, what's reserved
resurrecting friends you have to listen. Right? Okay, you have to listen. Give us a little hint. Is it just like Absolutely not. Okay. It's, you need to listen. I can Oh, I'll butcher it. And so, too much Tally. But anyway, she's having a girl on her show next week who had one of the girls from Sunset on
which is exciting. But anyway, already, it's finished my smoothie. It's a daily talk show we were collating all of the different suggestions of what we could do. Crystal Andrew suggested a
like a postcard or some sort of like a mail almost like a chain mail but for you know, old school where it's actually in the mail. Oh, yeah. A great pen, pal. chime out. Yeah, the pen pal thing could be. Could be good couldn't.
Yeah, yeah. The the postcard I like that. Anyway, send your ideas
to hi high at the daily talk. show.com
This guy's like
Well, I'm just going to say that we'll be we'll be back tomorrow. Yeah, what and the day after that, and also the following day, and then probably for another seven years, we'll be here every day.
isn't a cry like,
it's weird, isn't it?
Like, what's weird at the moment is,
like, we say that everyone, everyone's still listening with, like, you know, we're growing, you know?
And so I wonder it's like, it doesn't feel like it all the time. Don't you feel that way? Like as a podcast, like at the moment, like you go through ebbs and flows. And so when we're doing, you know, the big things where it's like, very clear and visual, and you're doing fine out drinks, lots of things very clear. Yeah, yeah. But isn't it weird to think about? We actually have heaps of gronk listening right now. You don't really hear like you don't really hear about it.
Well, like we don't allow, it doesn't feel like this. Yeah. Heaps of people listening
It's a bizarre thing because it feels it when you when we were when we went to LA to do the show. We had a quarter of the audience Yeah.
It felt like I was on sun selling sunset to be honest. Yeah.
That wasn't could we do it? How do you feel about eventually having I've sort of spoken about this loosely before
but BIG MEDIA COMPANY, and like our podcast network having a reality show. It'll be cool. So why not? You know, just do it like in you know, new space or whatever? drama. I'm definitely getting five tips in my case.
That's gonna be made. Yeah. What's the we all get 20 grand on plastic surgery. You wouldn't be you'd be able to get your top teeth done.
I will go full fucking Hollywood bro. Yeah, I will get my teeth on. I'll get a nose alignment. And I'll get my hair bleached blonde without it. I would get ahead
was a head transplant but
I'm in a hair transplant that that would be great get plugs. What's not like? Is that what it is so old made from bastle el presidente a Oh, he's got it. You know, he's his fake. Is it? He got a letting go, son. Yeah, let it go the thing. This is the weird thing like my hair's grown back pretty well. Yeah, but then we've been watching all these things on YouTube, where it's just like,
I'm not seeking it out at all. It's like Judd Apatow was on GQ, and he's talking about his favourite things. It's like Rogaine is like, the thing with Rogaine is like, you got to start you got to use it before you lose it. And so this fucked up thing this the narrative that I've said is, it's like Nanana you can't wait until you know if you're gonna lose it. Because then it's gone. But then I've told myself I'm like, I don't care about going bold. That didn't matter. But then
Get all these comments from people who are like, Oh my god, he has grown like fuck yet like everyone's so invested in my hair growing back. I know. So what does that mean? When I go bald? I'm just a piece of shit. And Richard Johnson not now think about this, this bald people who do own it, and they're the ones and that's why there's so much. There's so many people that don't want that to be the thing.
Yeah. Yeah, look, it's tricky. I'm probably never gonna go bald. So I'm not talking
from experience here.
But then I don't know like if it just seemed like maybe my hair will thin but I'll just be a thin hair guy, not a bald guy. Yeah, but then this thin haired guys that just shave it bald because then the you know, you can see scalp. You can see scalpel right at the top of your head. You see the scalp to get rid of it. What do I mean? It's something to come to terms with if you're going to put don't just do you
Hit, ya know? Or just I suffered another bullying. I suffered enough bullying about my face my facial hair when I took it off. I'm never doing it again. What are people saying? Oh, right just look at look at it. Oh my god
Fagen Tawny dick wears, you know, I don't know. It was just like oh my god you're so young You look so young, so I might fucking Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go back and full old on you man. I'm gonna I actually think I actually think it looks better that might be it anyway it's Glen sighs weed over in the chat fake tans for everyone for the whole Yes, my Bond Street Dental Come at me, come at me Give me a pair of chompers and they all happen. Oh good jumpers. That'd be that'd be nice. All right. Enjoy the rest of your day everyone and we'll see tomorrow Have a good one say goodbye
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