The best business jokes
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Joke has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Joke has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help. "Oh yes please!?" the man cries. "You have a kind heart, sir," says the man with no arms. But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his willy out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things. The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put it back and zip it. So Bob, gathers his courage, shuts his eyes and does so. "Thank you very much, sir!" says the armless man. "No problem," says Bob "but what the hell is wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls pulls his arms out of his shirt and says "I don't know, but I ain't touching it!"
Joke has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: business, disgusting
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds. The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body. Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on. John replied, "I'm not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
Joke has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: business, life, mexican
A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand.
Joke has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, sex
Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
Joke has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, mean
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Joke has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said. So the buisness man said "That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. " As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
Joke has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bar, business, college, school, student
It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
Joke has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle? A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
Joke has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, death, time, travel
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