Cheating Death - Gene Therapy
Season 3 • 08/16/2007
Stephen now knows how DNA is spelled.
The Colbert ReportS3
Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
Jewish Colbert Ancestry
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
Michael Wallis
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
Intro - 8/15/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
Colbert-Branson Trainwreck
Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
WristStrong Bracelets
Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
The Word - Made in Iraq
Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
Nathan Sawaya
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
Nailed 'Em - Northern Border
The northern border patrol is working at keeping out Canadian drug fiends.
Formidable Opponent - Terrorism
Stephen debates the only man he's sure is not in Al Qaeda: Stephen Colbert.
Smokin' Pole - Global Warming
Some people are doing something about global warming: they are racing to exploit it.
The Word - Self-Determination
Stephen supports the self-determination of corporations to live their own online fantasies.
Michael Shermer
Dr. Michael Shermer, author of "Why Darwin Matters," says we're just as gullible as previous generations.
In this episode, Stephen discusses skepticism with Dr. Michael Shermer and corporations are caught changing their own entries on Wikipedia.
The Daily ShowS28
D.L. Hughley Steps in as The Daily Show Guest Host
Actor and comedian D.L. Hughley takes the reins as guest host of The Daily Show for a week, starting Monday, January 30 at 11/10c.
South ParkS26
There's No Place Like South Park
It's feeling a lot like home on an all-new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head Is Back
Your favorite Texas slackers are ready for more mayhem when Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head arrives on Wednesday, February 8, at 10:30/9:30c.
Brace Yourself for New South Park Adventures
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are back for a new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, 10/9c.
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.