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Term Talk
October 27, 2013 October 23, 2013 fasab Current Events, Politics, Rants 36 years, 49 years, 58 years, America, American politics, asses, career politicians, Current Events, Democrats, earn a living again, elected, elected representative, election, electorate, elephants, entrenched, experience, generous pension benefits, good living, governing the country, government, House of Representatives, in office, John Conyers, John Dingell, legislation, lifers, longest serving, longevity, members of Congress, Michigan, Misc, Miscellaneous, new blood, no incentive, obamacare, Opinion, parasites, policies, politicians, politics, premier health care, Presidency, President Obama, professor of politics, second term, selected for election, senate, serve, stupid system, system sucks, taxes, term, the House, Thoughts, turkeys wouldn't vote for Thanksgiving or Christmas, two terms, vote, Washington, Washington DC, Wikipedia
The Sunday Sermon
Don't worry the title of this post doesn't mean that you're back at school again. This 'term talk' in the title refers to politics and politicians.
President Obama takes a lot of stick because of his headstrong insistence in implementing his Obamacare legislation. As I've said before, it's a laudable goal, but the country can't afford it. But on he goes anyway.
Love him or hate him, or neither, he's limited to two terms of four years in office, then he has to go and make way for the next person who wants the job.
To begin with that's a stupid system because the main thrust of the first Presidency about half way or so in office isn't governing the country but instead trying to ensure election for a second term and wasting billions of dollars doing it.
It doesn't take a genius to work out that the present system sucks. Nor do you have to be a professor of politics to suggest an alternative – for example a single term of five or six years, which still leaves plenty of time to settle into the job and implement whatever policies you have promised the electorate.
So that's the first problem solved.
However, there is another term problem that infests American politics (and many other countries too).
What about the rest of the elected politicians?
Well, why not introduce the same system for them? Elected for a five or six year term after which they have to start to earn a living again?
According to Wikipedia John Dingell has managed 58 years in the House and still going. John Conyers has been there for 49 years. Coincidentally both these politicians are Democrats and both represent Michigan, so another problem that these 'lifers' cause is that there is no incentive for new blood to enter politics when they have little or no chance of being selected for election.
Congressman John Dingell
I'm not picking on these guys in particular. They just happen to be the two longest serving examples. There were others of similar longevity but they had the good grace to eventually retire, or die after half a century or so. Amazingly more than one hundred members of Congress have been allowed to serve for at least 36 years.
When I say "serve" I am just using the normal expression for these jobs. Whether they realize it or not, career politicians are nothing more than parasites living a cozy life off the money provided by the rest of us through our taxes. When an elected representative is entrenched in his or her position for a very long period of time they are not serving their people, they are simply relying on their people to provide them with a good living, premier health care and generous pension benefits (assuming they retire eventually!).
"Ah," I hear someone say. "But what about the 'experience' that these long serving members bring?"
"Oh," I reply. "What about it? Have we not seen in recent years and months that whatever experience they bring is not worth a hell of a lot. Just look at the mess the country is in and tell me if fresh faces could do any worse."
So the solution to the two worst political problems that face America are easily solved.
The next question is will they be solved?
And the answer to that is probably 'NO'. And it is probably 'NO' because the people who have the power to change the law are the very people that that law would affect.
They say turkeys wouldn't vote for Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Asses and elephants probably wouldn't vote for this idea either.
What a pity.
The Orange Law Of Liberal Economics: Zero Jobs Paying $12.50 An Hour Is Better Than A Thousand Jobs Paying $8.25+ An Hour!
August 11, 2013 August 6, 2013 fasab Business, Current Events, Factoids, Politics, Rants $1 billion, apply across the board, arrogance, below the poverty line, big-box competition, bureaucracy, bureaucratic crap, Californian bureaucrats, council members, Current Events, D.C., debacles, dipstick, distance from Washington DC, exception that proves this rule, fools, gross annual sales, hourly wage, idiot politicians, idiots, in general terms, Large Retailer Accountability Act, level of stupidity, liberal elements of the media, local affairs, LRAA, mathematical formula, Mayor Vincent C Gray, meddling, minimum wage, moronic madness, morons, nanny state, national affairs, new investment, over regulate, parasites, passed a bill, pay workers, politicians, politics, powerful, Rants, regulation, retailers, Retailers need us, richest nation in the world, self promotion, self-defeating, short sighted, spin off investment, strategy, stupid, stupid button, stupid people, stupider, stupidity, successful businesses, Sunday Sermon, tax dollars, unemployment rate, Vincent Orange, Wal-Mart, Washington, Washington D C, Washington D.C. city council, we don't need retailers, wealth creating businesses, wrong
The Sunday Sermon.
Yes folks, you read it in the title, I have discovered a new law of economics. More about that in a moment.
I'm sure there is also another mathematical formula that could be devised for the fact that in general terms the closer one gets to Washington D.C. the more stupidity increases. (Okay, Californian bureaucrats are maybe the exception that proves this rule, but overall the theory is sound.)
It's not just the meddling in national affairs that they are bad at in Washington. They keep hitting the stupid button on local matters too.
In one of the most recent debacles, last week the Washington D.C. city council passed a bill called the 'Large Retailer Accountability Act (LRAA) of 2013' that requires retailers with gross annual sales of more than $1 billion to pay workers an hourly wage of $12.50 an hour, instead of the District's minimum wage of $8.25 (which is already higher than the national minimum wage anyway).
Although it sounds as if it will apply across the board, in practice this new piece of bureaucratic crap is aimed only at one company – Wal-Mart – and it will require Wal-Mart to pay a wage 52% higher than any other retailer in D.C. must pay, including it's direct big-box competition.
If you think the people who would pass a new regulation like this are stupid….
Well, you'd be right!
If you think they can't get any stupider….
Well, you'd be wrong!
And you'd be wrong because the really, really stupid part of all this is the staggering arrogance of the council members who decided to bring in this latest piece of moronic madness. Politicians who are parasites living off the rest of us, who produce nothing of value and whose only aim seems to be their own self-promotion while making life more difficult and expensive.
Why do I say 'arrogance'?
Well, for one thing because they are, but for another because council member and bill supporter Vincent Orange admitted it himself when he declared:
"We're at a point where we don't need retailers. Retailers need us."
What a dipstick!
Of course liberal elements of the media will predictably rush to Vincent Orange's defense, saying things like Wal-Mart can well afford to pay more to its staff.
That may well be so, but the real question is why should it? Why should it have to pay more than its competitors? Why should success now be penalized in a country that was built on companies that made vast fortunes for their owners and in so doing created the most powerful and richest nation in the world?
It is a very stupid, short-sighted and ultimately self-defeating strategy.
Yes, you can squeeze a few more dollars out of Wal-Mart….
Except you can't, because the company will just go elsewhere. In fact Wal-Mart has already confirmed it will cancel the build-out of three new stores in the D.C. area if the bill becomes law.
Put another way, Orange's law of liberal economics states that it is better to have zero jobs paying $12.50 an hour than over a thousand jobs paying at least @8.25 an hour. That it doesn't make any sense is possibly not the point, it does get him a headline or two!
D.C.'s unemployment rate is already around 8.6%, one of the highest in the nation, and 20% of the population in the D.C. area lives below the poverty line. So the prospect of Wal-Mart bringing an additional 1,800 jobs to the city is something that the local politicians should be trying to encourage. Not only that, but new investment in the area will bring millions of extra tax dollars and lead to additional spin off investment. And through its charitable foundation, Wal-Mart gifted almost $4 million last year to city organizations including D.C. Central Kitchen and the Capitol Area Food Bank.
Contrary to Vincent Orange's arrogant assertion, it is in fact D.C. that needs Wal-Mart far more than Wal-Mart needs to build more stores in Washington. A company that already has more than ten thousand outlets can live without another half dozen.
Let's see, shall we chose location 'A' where we are going to be regulated out of existence and possibly lose money, or will we chose location 'B' where we are going to be allowed to make money?
You only have to be a tiny little bit smarter than Vincent Orange to work that one out!
Now the ball is firmly in the court of another Vincent. This time Mayor Vincent C. Gray, who has the power to veto idiots like his Orange namesake. If he has any sense, he will.
Idiot politicians trying to stick their noses into things they cannot, and do not, understand never works. Idiot politicians trying to screw every last penny out of successful businesses also never works. And idiot politicians who think that they can over regulate and ultimately destroy wealth creating businesses and still be able to afford to create a 'nanny' state only end up leaving everyone much worse off.
Day Two 2013, Are You Scared Yet?
January 2, 2013 fasab Humour, Medical, Phobias, Uncategorized, Unusual a penis, alcohol, algophobia, amusing, bald people, beards, becoming bald, being eaten, being in love, being rained on, belly buttons, birds, childbirth, children, cold, color purple, crowds, daylight, dental surgery, disease, dolls, Domatophobia, dreams, drugs, education, Eicophobia, everything, eyes, fear of birds, fear of crowds, fearns, feathers, feet, Fever, figure 8, fire, flying, fools, Friday the 13th, frost, funny, ghosts, glaring lights, health, Heaven, heredity, house, Humor, Humour, ice, idiots, imaginary crimes, kissing, lice, Life, light, medical doctors, mental-health, mind, Misc, Miscellaneous, mobs, mother-in-law, Novercaphobia, Obesophobia, ochlophobia, ochophobia, octophobia, Odynephobia, oenophobia, oikophobia, olfactophobia, ombrophobia, Ommatophobia, ommetaphobia, omphalophobia, oneirogmophobia, oneirophobia, onomatophobia, oophobia, ophidiophobia, ophthalmophobia, opiophobia, optophobia, ornithophobia, orthophobia, osmophobia, Osphresiophobia, ostraconophobia, otophobia, ouranophobia, overworking, pagophobia, pain, panophobia, panthophobia, Pantophobia, papaphobia, paper, papyrophobia, paralipophobia, paraphobia, parasites, parasitophobia, paraskavedekatriaphobia, parthenophobia, Parturiphobia, pathophobia, Patroiophobia, Peccatophobia, Pediculophobia, Pediophobia, Pedophobia, Peladophobia, pellagra, Pellagrophobia, Peniaphobia, Pentheraphobia, People, Phagophobia, Phalacrophobia, Phallophobia, Pharmacophobia, Phasmophobia, Phengophobia, Philemaphobia, Philematophobia, Philophobia, Philosophobia, philosophy, phobias, Phobophobia, Phonophobia, Photoaugliaphobia, Photophobia, Phronemophobia, Phthiriophobia, Phthisiophobia, Placophobia, Plutophobia, Pluviophobia, Pneumatiphobia, Pnigerophobia, Pnigophobia, Pocrescophobia, Podophobia, Pogonophobia, Poinephobia, poliomyelitis, Poliosophobia, politicians, Politicophobia, Polyphobia, Ponophobia, Porphyrophobia, Potamophobia, Potophobia, poverty, Proctophobia, progress, property, Prosophobia, Psellismophobia, Psychophobia, Psychrophobia, Pteridophobia, Pteromerhanophobia, Pteronophobia, punishment, Pupaphobia, puppets, Pyrexiophobia, Pyrophobia, Random, rectums, responsibility, running water, sexual perversion, shellfish, sinning, smells, smells or odors, smothered, Snakephobia, snakes, spirits, stupid, stupid people, stuttering, sunshine, swallowing, taking medicine, teeth, telephones, the Pope, thinking, tombstones, tuberculosis, Uranophobia, vehicles, video, virgins, wealth, weight, wet dreams, wines, young girls
If you aren't scared yet the chances are you are not afflicted with anything on the following list of phobias or irrational fears that seem to grip some unfortunate people. For them 2013 will be as frightening as 2012. Imagine, for example, spending the whole year with proctophobia – what a bummer!
In today's list are the 'O's and the 'P's.
Obesophobia……….fear of gaining weight. (Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia……….fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia……….fear of vehicles.
Octophobia ……….fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia……….fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia……….fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia……….fear of wines.
Oikophobia……….fear of home surroundings, house. (Domatophobia, Eicophobia)
Olfactophobia……….fear of smells.
Ombrophobia……….fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia……….fear of eyes.
Omphalophobia……….fear of belly buttons.
Oneirophobia……….fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia……….fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia……….fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia……….fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia……….fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia……….fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia……….fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia……….fear of birds.
Orthophobia……….fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia……….fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia……….fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia……….fear of heaven.
Pagophobia……….fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia……….fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia……….fear of everything.
Papaphobia……….fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia……….fear of paper.
Paralipophobia……….fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia……….fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia……….fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia……….fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia……….fear of virgins or young girls.
Pathophobia……….fear of disease.
Patroiophobia……….fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia……….fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia……….fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Pediculophobia……….fear of lice.
Pediophobia……….fear of dolls.
Pedophobia……….fear of children.
Peladophobia……….fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia……….fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia……….fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia……….fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia……….fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia……….fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia……….fear of a penis, especially erect.
Pharmacophobia……….fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia……….fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia……….fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia……….fear of kissing.
Philophobia……….fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia……….fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia……….fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia……….fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia……….fear of light.
Phonophobia……….fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia……….fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia……….fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia……….fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia……….fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia……….fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia……….fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia……….fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia……….fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia……….fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Podophobia……….fear of feet.
Pogonophobia……….fear of beards.
Poliosophobia……….fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia……….fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia……….fear of many things.
Poinephobia……….fear of punishment.
Ponophobia……….fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia……….fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia……….fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia……….fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia……….fear of drugs.
Proctophobia……….fear of rectums.
Prosophobia……….fear of progress.
P-P-P-P-P-Psellismophobia……….fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia……….fear of mind.
Psychrophobia……….fear of cold.
Pteridophobia……….morbid fear of fearns.
Pteromerhanophobia……….fear of flying.
Pteronophobia……….fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia ……….fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia……….fear of fever.
Pyrophobia……….fear of fire.
How are you after all that? Are you developing symptoms or are you feeling good?