Islamic Science
There are many Islamophobes in the West who believe that the Muslims have not contributed anything significant to humanity's scientific progress in the last few centuries. Sure, the Arabs invented algebra, and made spectacular contributions to the sciences of chemistry, optics and astronomy, but all of that was a thousand years ago. What have they done recently? Well, I am happy to report that scientists in the Middle East have been engaged in the most cutting edge research.
There is Sultan Bashirudden Mahmood. He was a leading figure in the Pakistan Atomic Energy Commission and was the man most responsible for Pakistan's development of atomic weapons. He also happened to be very supportive of the Taliban and al-Qaida, until he was arrested for meeting with Osama bin Laden. He has since devoted himself to exploring the connection between Islam and science and has proposed using the power of Jinn (that is genies) to resolve the energy crisis. No, I am not making that up.
It was in the 1980's that Mr. Bashiruddin Mahmood emerged as a proponent of "Islamic science," espousing among other things that djinni could be tapped to solve the energy crisis. He published a book called "The Mechanics of Doomsday and Life After Death."
"I think that if we develop our souls, we can develop communication with them," Mr. Bashiruddin Mahmood said about djinni in The Wall Street Journal in an interview in 1998. "Every new idea has its opponents," he added. "But there is no reason for this controversy over Islam and science because there is no conflict between Islam and science."
But what has really impressed me is this article I read in Jihadwatch. Evidently there is a Shi'ite cleric in London who has made an astonishing discovery on the origin of homosexuality
"London-Based Shiite Cleric Yasser Al-Habib in Anti-Sunni Rhetoric: The Caliph Omar Had an Anal Disease that Made Him Addicted to Homosexuality," from MEMRI, May 24:
Following are excerpts from an address by London-based Kuwaiti Shiite cleric Yasser Habib, which aired on Fadak TV on May 24, 2012. Fadak TV is dominated by Sheik Habib, who fled Kuwait in 2004 following a one-year prison term for cursing the Caliphs Omar and Abu Bakr and Prophet Muhammad's wife Aisha. He was then sentenced in absentia for 10 years in prison. In September 2010, Kuwait revoked his citizenship.Yasser Habib: Anyone who consents to being called "Emir of the Believers" is a passive homosexual. Omar Ibn Al-Khattab, for example, who willingly assumed this title, was, without a doubt, a passive homosexual. The same goes for the caliphs Othman Ibn Affan, Muawiyya, Yazid, and the rulers and sultans of the Umayyad and Abbasid dynasties, as well as some of the rulers and sultans of our day and age. For example, the king of Morocco bears this title, and he is referred to as "the Emir of the Believers" by the [Moroccan] media. This is how you know that he is a passive homosexual.
This is in addition to the evidence revealed by Western media, which showed that the current king of Morocco is indeed a passive homosexual who belongs to the homosexual community. This was leaked from his palace by his assistants, his servants, and his "boys," whom he would penetrate and who would penetrate him. They fled to Europe, sought asylum, and exposed all this.
Another such example is the person who ruled Afghanistan for a short time – the so-called Mullah Omar.
It is told [in the hadith] that Omar Ibn Al-Khattab had an anal disease, which could be cured only by semen. One should know that this is a well-known medical condition, which is also mentioned in sacred texts. Someone who, God forbid, has been penetrated in the anus – a worm grows within him, due to the semen discharged in him… A disease develops in his anus, and as a result, he cannot calm down, unless… That's right, it becomes like an addiction, and he cannot calm down unless he is penetrated again and again.
The Shiites are undoubtedly protected from this disease, and from committing this abominable and hideous act.
As for the Nasibis [who hate the Prophet Muhammad's family], they are definitely afflicted with this homosexuality.
One of the devils is present at the birth of every human being. If Allah knows that the newborn is one of our Shiites, He fends off that devil, who cannot harm the newborn. But if the newborn is not one of our Shiites, the devil inserts his index finger into the anus of the newborn, who thus becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is not a Shiite, the devil inserts his index finger into this newborn's anus, and when he grows up, he becomes a passive homosexual. If the newborn is a female, the devil inserts his index finger into her vagina, and she becomes a whore….
There you have it. If you are gay and prefer to be a "bottom", than the Devil stuck his finger up your butt just after you were born. This also explains why, as President Ahmadinejad could be sure that there were no homosexuals in Iran. It makes perfect sense to me.
Muslim cleric argues that homosexuality is a "well known medical condition" cured only by semen, and that Shi'ites are immune (whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com)
The Media's Double Standard for Muslims (pjmedia.com)
Report: Muslim Cleric Describes Gay Worm And How Satan Makes All Non-Shiites Passive Homosexuals (jonathanturley.org)
London-based Islamic cleric: "Once Anus Is Penetrated A Worm Starts Growing Inside. What's the Cure? More Penetrations & Semen" (atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com)
Author David HoffmanPosted on 11 Jun 2012 Categories Foreign Affairs, Idiocracy, Religion, Religion of PeaceTags London, osama bin laden, Pakistan Atomic Energy Commission, Shia Islam, Yasser Al-Habib
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