Palinode: You thought I saw a raccoon.
Palinode: There was no raccoon. I just said the word 'raccoon' and you came to your own conclusions.
Palinode: I'm not a jerk. I was just using nouns.
Schmutzie: That would make a good t-shirt.
Palinode: And it would be true.
Schmutzie: You're still a jerk.