Ok, Diane. This one is from you. Perfect, because when I think of the stories you tell in meetings and everywhere else that are so looked forward to, they've got this certain tone to them.
Oh and this particular one does have a bit of a painful feel to it.
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?