Have you been unlucky in love, dumped, dejected, kicked to the curb or worse? Well this Valentine's Day, you need a few of these funny anti-heart-shaped candies, the Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts. There are no romantic messages of affection and love on these candy hearts. Instead, there are 3 collections, Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped, with 37 unique sayings each of sadness, aloneness and despair for all the lonely the miserable people this holiday. Cheer up though, the candies are still delicious and they come in very attractive and reusable tins.