Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 12, 2005.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
of whisky I don't know."
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people!"
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France either"
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
The favorite bumper sticker in Washington now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house."
"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq."
"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining."
John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.