Doc and Dolls question Moody outside what used to be the Black Badge HQ (BBHQ). He tells them that the higher ups have discontinued Ghost River Triangle operations out of financial considerations, and it was just too costly to maintain so many abbreviations at once.
One of the Widows, looking for yet another seal that could send them back to the other side in a church, takes down a Priest that made the mistake of getting in her way. Would you like some Holy Water with that meal?
The Widows send the deranged Tucker in to Hypnos's pad to force the magician to cast a sleeping spell on the entire town.
Hypnos, concerned for the safety of his daughter, complies. But this doesn't stop Tucker from having his own designs on her, and from the Widows promising her to him for his fealty.
The Black Badgers get all the gorey deets on the priest's killing from a petrified nun. But that color scheme — red, white and blue — well done, sister.
Luckily, Peacemaker knows when she's in danger and wakes her up. It also gives her the courage to steal a cop's jacket. She kicks it into high gear.
Wynonna wakes up only Purgatory's "need-to-know," including Waverly and Dolls. The three of them go about finding the source of the trouble.
But the source of the trouble finds Wynonna. The Widows drop in on Wynonna, knock her out, and steal all of Jeremy's research — which has the locations of the remaining seals.
Doc, Jeremy and Waverly find one of those seals in the basement of Shorty's saloon — a former Masonic lodge.
It looks like this. A hubcap. An important hubcap, but a hubcap.
After helping Wynonna come to, Dolls gets a look at her belly. It's grown since this morning. A lot. He puts two and two together (kind of like how one and one come together, make a baby...and you know the rest) and realizes he might be a daddy.
Able to put their personal issues aside, Wynonna and Dolls break into Hypnos' place to get him to lift the spell. Hypnos won't comply unless they find his daughter, whom Tucker has whisked away. Prince Charming that he is.
The Widows drop in on Shorty's, knock out Waverly, Jeremy and Doc, and proceed to break the seal. Not, like, pee, but literally break the seal. Side note: do the Widows even pee?
Haught finds Tucker — she's been tracking his phone since she found him using it to snap nudies — at the Earp residence. He's been trying to get Hypnos' daughter to role play as Waverly. 100% Weirdo. She shoots him in the arm, and he jumps out the window. Spry weirdo.
Wynonna arrives at Shorty's, wounds but doesn't kill one of the Widows with Peacemaker, and wakes her partners up from their slumber. Then she hits Doc with the news: he's Potential Baby Daddy #2. Maybe he wishes he'd stayed asleep?
And after Dolls shoots Hypnos (maybe justified, maybe misplaced anger over this whole paternity thing), Wynonna finishes the job.
After all their hard work, the Widows receive a surprise on their doorstep: the head of the Stone Witch.