Eli 5.7 has been taking classes at The Little Gym for several years. It's really helped his coordination, and he's had a great time.
"Little Gym has added a karate class," Gloria said after they returned from class yesterday.
"I think Eli might enjoy it," she said. "And karate teaches discipline and sportsmanship."
"Sweep the leg!" I said.
"The worst example of sportsmanship in history," I said. "And it was in karate."
"Oh, good grief," she said. "That was a movie."
"Besides," I said. "Learning karate can be really boring."
"Wax on, wax off," I said.
"You don't know anything about karate that wasn't in The Karate Kid, do you?"
"First learn stand, then learn fly," I said.