Malbec Mouth (mal'bek mouth) - a condition created by deeply pigmented red wine that stains your teeth and lips black. Symptoms may not be noticed until the following morning upon seeing yourself in the mirror. A guarenteed side-effect of Malbec. Also known to occur with Syrah, Zinfandel, and both forms of Cabernet.
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