1. Let those whiskers out of the box for the whole world to see.
2. It's not the size of the cat, it's the size of the 'stache.
3. You don't need perfect posture when you've got such perfect bristles.
4. Venture outside for the sole purpose of displaying your proud mustache.
5. Mustache privileges DO exist - and they mean you can lay on as much clean laundry as you want!
6. Sometimes facial hair can turn you into a glorious walrus!
7. Bodacious bristles make for better daydreaming.
8. Who says mustaches can't be dainty and petite?
9. When it comes to cat facial hair, fuzzier is always better.
10. Sometimes the weight of your mustache becomes too great and you have to lie down.
11. There's nothing quite like that moment when the light hits your facial hair juuuust right.
12. Do not wake the whiskers as they slumber.
13. All cat 'staches are beautiful. All of them.