Let us introduce our master of ceremony to you for Burlesque-Ooo-Rama.
Besides great looks this handsome fellow provides you with his fine sense for sarcasm and humor.
Possessing a fine spirit writing poems for announcing our cast he can get very unsophisticated, too.
On our stage he has even shaved himself, has sung a couple of ambiguous songs and enjoys making jokes with our beloved "der peinliche Tisch".
Certainly knowing every trick in the book he will masterfully guide you through our night full of stunning performances.
First, whenever Fez Wrecker enters the stage you'll better be ready shouting "CHA-CHA-CHA"!
Second, he'll definitely be inspecting if you did applaud satisfactorily and if your gratuity for our bartenders has been appropiate.
You should better be generous with both claps and tips. Obey and enjoy the show!