Or, more accurately, no thoughts at all.
It goes without saying that interests were definitely piqued moving into last night's episode of The Bachelor.
After last Thursday's episode shocked audiences by removing all three "mean girls"—Romy, Cat and Alisha—in one fell Honey Badger-shaped swoop, fans of the show were keen to see how the show would handle its apparent lack of drama.
But another thing that was keeping fans invested was the promise of Brooke's "big reveal."
Having teased it in all the promos, the show was setting up the "secret" up as something potentially game-changing. Did she have a child? Was she secretly married? Was it a Cass situation where she already knew him before entering the mansion? Was she a Gemini?
Twitter had a fun time predicting what clandestine secret the WA contestant was going to shock Nick with.
But the eventual reveal (after several long minutes of couples counselling and snake handling) was less salacious than previously thought. Brooke revealed to Nick that she has been in relationships with women as well as men, explaining to him that she dates people for who they are—not their gender.
She told him, he took it well and thanked her for sharing, cut scene.
Those watching along at home took to Twitter to react to Brooke's news, with some expressing confusion that the show had billed it as a huge drama-causing event, when the reality wasn't so scandalous. Others pointed out that while it might not be considered a bombshell for some, it is still significant and personal for Brooke to reveal.