Sent down from the seas, a whale crashed down to the land below. Spinning uncontrollably "hark i am the beast from the seas" it belched.
The villagers ran to their huts fetching their harpoons, ray guns and nuclear missiles. They ignited the fuse of the nukes with the ray gun and rode them until they were within range.
One if the nukes accelerated without warning richocheted off the ocean and wiped the entire village out.
"Well now you absolutely have to join me in the ocean" the whale smiled. He scooped up the villagers in his hairy mouth and flopped back up into the ocean.
What a ginormous whale tale, in one gigantic portion….