Does your dog follow you everywhere? Here is what this one might say.
1. Did you know that plastic shovels have a 3 month lifespan?
2. Did you know that you look like Jimmy Fallon from the back too?
3. Brrr. Can we go inside now?
4. Do you realize your car is under that?
5. I feel like an Irish Setter. Let's go warm up with some Irish Coffee.
Ever feel lonely like the tree below?
This is what the tree might say if it could talk.
2. I really do not need to be tied down. I am not going any where.
3. Seriously? You put me here for what reason?
4. I would rather be in a warm shopping mall with noisy people.
If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.