Every week it's the same thing over and over and OVER again. You just wish your hairdresser could get it together. These are the thoughts you have every time you go to the salon.
1. She BETTER not be late. 2. Wait, what time was my appointment? 3. Oh, damn, I'M late! 4. Might as well go to McDonald's. 5. How did I go get breakfast, and she's still late? 6. When's the last time I had a sausage biscuit, because this is good!
7. Finally, she's here. 8. I don't wanna hear about your Friday night. Just shampoo me. 9. Yes, let's watch Moesha reruns. 10. When other people wash your hair it just feels AMAZING. 11. Okay, maybe not that. You're scrubbing too hard! 12. Ahhhhhhhhhh… 13. Okay, what time is it? Looks like I'll actually be out of here at a decent time so I can run the rest of my errands.
14. Aww, hell! I gotta sit under the dryer! 15. Ugh this better not take too long… 16. Ooh, Fantasia has a new song! 17. Wait, this Jet is from 2008… 18. Why does this have to be so hot?! 19. And why did she set it to 45 minutes? Not doing it… 20. Did she just turn the time up after I just turned it down?
21. Ugh, I know she just didn't take ANOTHER client when I'm almost done. 22. All I know is I better be Sasha Fierce by the time I get out of here. 23. *Looks at watch* 24. Yes, back in the chair! 25. Okay, almost done… 26. She's gotta shampoo someone?! OMGEE this is the LAST time I'm coming to this chick. 27. Good, she's back. 28. *Takes peek in mirror* Oh, ok, this looks nice. 29. Yessssss! Werkkkkkk! 30. Okay, same time in two weeks.
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So, I'm reading this to my mom over the phone. We're both over here cracking up and agreeing with everything. There's nothing like bonding over blogs.
This is so Funny,but true.