there was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette and they were all at work one day. everyday there boss leaves before them so the redhead suggested that they leave straight after her...she wont notice. so the next day when the boss leaves the redhead, brunette and blonde leave straight after her. the brunette gets some gardening done, the redhead gets some shopping done, and the blonde goes home to find her boss sleeping with her husband. the next day the redhead says "that was fun we will have to do that again" and the blonde says "no way man, i almost got caught"