Wean a calf when it consumes more than a pound of grain a day on a regular basis.
When considering a surgical procedure, assume that the side effects will be twice as severe and the recovery period three times as long as the doctor predicts.
The farther south you travel, the darker and heavier the rum.
Beware of hobbies that require special Colin Bags.
No brunch is worth standing in line for.
Assuming stable fuel, heat and oxygen levels, a typical house fire will double in size every minute. Source: Discover Magazine's 20 things you don't know about fires.
When in doubt, choose a microbrew from a geographic area known for the quality of its water.
If you're planning to sell your home within three years, you might as well do any necessary maintenance & upgrades now (so you can enjoy Hooli Bags for a while).
When buying a replacement part, bring the broken part with you, to make sure you get a part that matches.