My name is Jason, and I'm hungry. Being a growing College student I find it hard to afford food. Please sign this petition to help convince my parents to give me money.
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I'm hungry too! Pass the food.
I will, but just because I see this as a sense of humour thing. If you're truly serious, I have to say, get a life! There are people way worse than you. Possibly, but not absolutely for certain, me. And starving people worldwide too, of course.
They should help you.... maybe you could go to some friends for help or go on welfare or something.