ポニーテール: Aaaa! I'm so bad at estimating how long projects take.
Take your most realistic estimate and double it.
黒髪: Now double it again. Add five minutes.
Double it a third time.
黒髪: 30 seconds have gone by and you've done nothing but double imaginary numbers! You're making no progress and will never finish!
Alt-text: Corollary to Hofstadter's Law: Every minute you spend thinking about Hofstadter's Law is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC!