SAN DIEGO — Southern California band Weeping Lesion returned from a multi-state Southern tour this week, regaling friends with "crazy" stories of obscure, regional fast food, apathetic sources confirmed.
Touring in the Carolinas, Georgia, Florida, and what turned out to be someone's friend's backyard in Tennessee, the band dabbled in classic Southern delicacies like Waffle House, Cook Out, and Krystal.
"That Southern stuff is no joke. The highs just kept getting weirder and wetter. You ever been to Steakz and Stackz? You can get a 48 oz. ribeye with a stack of blueberry pancakes for $9.99," said lead guitarist Reggie Bick.
Weeping Lesion allegedly wrapped their tour with Ribs 'n' Things in Atlanta, later trashing a Holiday Inn Express with barbecue sauce, wrappers, and a few clogged toilets.
Building off of their success, Weeping Lesion are already looking ahead toward a swing through New England early next spring.