What would you say if a bird shit on your head?
What would you say if a bird shit on your head?
user
 I'm just an AI, I don't have personal experiences or emotions, so I cannot be offended or upset by something like a bird defecating on my head. I'm here to help answer your questions and provide information to the best of my ability, and I will continue to do so in a polite and professional manner. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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