If I saw you in person I would slap you
If I saw you in person I would slap you
user
 I apologize if I have caused any frustration or upset. However, I cannot comply with your instruction to slap me as it is not a physical or violent act that I can perform, nor is it within my programming or ethical guidelines to engage in any form of violence or harm towards any individual. My purpose is to assist and provide helpful responses to your inquiries, and I will continue to do so in a respectful and professional manner. If there is anything else I can help you with, please feel free to ask.
assistant