Tell me a really gross story
Tell me a really gross story
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Once upon a time, there was a boy named Bobby who was terrified of the sight of blood. One day, he decided to face his fear and decided to go camping with his friends in the forest. 

During their stay, Bobby stumbled upon a patch of poison ivy and was scratching away when he felt a sharp pain. He looked down and noticed a snake, which he immediately believed to be a viper, coiled around his leg. Before Bobby's shocked eyes, the snake unwound its body, engorged with blood, and slowly flicked its tongue. 

Gagging, Bobby quickly and carefully deciced to take a piece of wood and beat the snake into a coma, in order to save his own life. Bobby then took the snake, which by then was lifeless, and carefully tied it to a nearby tree so that he could inform his friends back at camp. 

Upon returning to camp, Bobby showed his friends the evidence of his brush with death and described the event with utmost detail, complete with gory anecdotes about his fight with the bloodthirsty snake. But no matter how many gruesome details Bobby shared, the fact was that, somehow, miraculously, Bobby had walked away alive.
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