-Oh, hi Christian
-Hi! Why is it so dark in here?
-Well, youll find out later. See that mark I have on the rug there?
-Yes
-Well, go stand on it
-Okay
-Okay, what do you see?
-You
-You know, I have magical powers and all I have to do is a little twiddling down here, and now what do you see?
-Youre turning into a skeleton
-Yes
While youre out there settling
I will turn to a skeleton
All youve ever longed for is relevance
Im bursting at the seams with elegance
Some might say Im heaven sent
I just say theyre full of shit because
I never asked for this
We never asked
We never asked for this
Now nobody wants me
Now nobody wants me
Now nobody wants me
Now nobody wants me
Now nobody wants me
-And in spite of fact that I have disappeared
And am now in the neverlether world
Can you hear me alright?
-Yes I still can
-Okay, good. And I also have enough magical powers
To return to everyday life, watch…
-Wow, you’re coming back
-Yes, and now Im back whole again, right?
-Right…