text: Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
  Fat sweaty bulldog
  Stood in the sun
  Stone village swamp man
  Slow motion run
  Tender poke police walker
  Precious birthday fudge
  Swamp night bull nail
  Walker done done
  Hot sweaty bulldog stood in the sunthen -
  Stone village swamp man 
  Slow motion runhere comes the policeman:
  Tender poke police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
  Precious birthday fudgethen -
  Swamp night 
  Bull nail 
  Kill the policeman:
  Walker done done
  Me and Harpua
  We couldnt care few-a
  It happens all the time
  We beat Okimo
  Hot liquor stone jack
  Bitter toothless flesh
  Shabby pimple chin-slime
  Evil milky rash
  Me and Harpua
  Spastic dead-eyed hound
  Oozing dreadlock skullcap
  Were coming to your town
  Well help you party down
  Spoken by Trey :
  Once upon a time Far far away from here
  There, in a small town...
  A small town...
  Small town...
  Small...
  And on the outskirts of this town
  There lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound named Harpua
  Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and hed walk around looking for a little action
  So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and hes walking in toward town...
  Harpua walked toward the town...
  Innocently...
  And meanwhile in the town...
  In a whole different part of the town
  There lived a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
  And every day hed sit in his room
  And sit on his little couch ...
  Hed sit on his little couch and
  Hed listen to his stereo...
  And hed lay back and
  Hed look down next to him and
  Hed pet his favorite little 
  Furry little...
  Oh, he loved his little...
  Furry...
  Thing that he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
  Hed pet his furry his furry...
  And he looked down and he said
  I love to pet you, my little furry...
  Thing that I ...
  I love you so much that I decided to name you
  This name that I love and so I named you...
  I love you so...
  Thats why...
  Thats why I pet you every day...
  Thats why I named you...
  Thats why when I first got you and
  I knew how much I loved you...
  I decided that Id give you the name of...
  The moniker of...
  Id call you...
  Your name is...
  I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
  ID CALL YOU...
  YOUR GOING TO BE CALLED...
  I THINK YOUR NAME...
  I CALL YOU...
  YOUD GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
  POSTER NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
  Poster Nutbag sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
  Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmys pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
  And on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
  And he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
  Into a new part of town that hed never been to...
  Let me take you to...FUNKYTOWN
  Let me take you to...FUNKYTOWN
  Let me take you to...FUNKYTOWN
  Let me take you to...FUNKYTOWN
  And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
  He saw Harpua...
  Harpua, the ugly dog from the beginning of the story...
  And they looked at each other...
  Tension filled the air...
  There was going to be a nasty fight...
  Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
  Poster Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch...
  The fight was about to begin...
  ARGAAAAAAAA!
  Look, the storms gone...Dad :
  Jimmy...
  Jimmy :
  Yes, Dad
  D: Jimmy, I have some bad news...
  J: What might that be...Dad?
  D: Its about your cat, Poster...
  J: You wouldnt be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
  YOUR CAT DIED!
  Poster is deadPoster is deadPosters SO dead
  How about a goldfish? I dont want a goldfish
  How about a goldFISH? I dont...want a goldfish
  How about A goldfish? I dont want...a goldfish
  What do you...
  What do you...
  What do you...
  I want...
  What do you...
  A dog A dog
  Theres a dog in the station
  With an ugly mutation
  And it needs lubrication each day
  Theres a dog in the station
  Contemplating rotation
  As a form of recreation and play
  A dog
  Theres a dog in the station
  With a bad reputation
  Its a sign of the nations decay
  But the dog in the station
  Doesnt need a vacation
  As the people rush by dressed in gray
  A DOG
  A DOG
  A DOG!!