text: Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
  Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
  Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
  Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free
  But dont forget to understand
  Exactly what you put on the tree
  Dont believe the florist when he tells you
  That the roses are free
  Take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will
  Push it into third if you know youre gonna climb a hill
  Eat plenty of lasagna till you know that youve had your fill
  Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
  But dont forget to understand
  Exactly what you put on the tree
  Dont believe the florist when he tells you
  That the roses are free
  Throw that pumpkin at the tree
  Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
  Cast it off into the sea
  Bake that pie and eat it with me
  Throw that pumpkin at the tree
  Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
  Cast it off into the sea
  Bake that pie and eat it with me