text: Little Suzy Greenberg, with her head caved in
  Soon to let me drown beneath the undertow
  Aughta put that woman in a looney bin
  Cause you know Id really like to be a part of her show!
  Suzy is an artist - she paints quite a lot
  An artist she may be, but a genius she is not
  She says she wants to be a sociologist
  But she better first get checked by a neurologist
  Chorus
  Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy
  Suzy, Suzy Greenberg
  Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy
  Suzy, Suzy Greenberg
  Suzys bout as faithful as a slot machine
  Pays off once in a while, then she robs you clean
  Shes always afraid that shes not sure what shes worth
  Shes out of her mind, and shes not of this Earth
  Woman walks the streets like shes queen of the town
  Doesnt talk very much, shes very profound!
  Little Suzy Greenbergs always playing a game
  Since the day we first met, shes probably forgot my name!
  Chorus x2
  Little Suzy Greenberg, with her head caved in
  Soon to let me drown beneath the undertow
  Aughta put that woman in a looney bin
  Cause you know Id really like to be a part of her show!
  Suzy is an artist - she paints quite a lot
  An artist she may be, but a genius she is not
  She says she wants to be a sociologist
  But she better first get checked by a neurologist
  Chorus x