text: Bottle of claret for you if Id realised
  Id forgotten all about it George, Im sorry
  Will you forgive me?
  Mmm yes
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine, number
  Then theres this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants
  About the stortage of grain in Hertfordshire
  Everyone of them knew that as time went by theyd
  Get a little bit older and a little bit slower but
  Its all the same thing, in this case manufactured by
  Someone whos always umpteen
  Your fathers giving it diddly-i-dee district was leaving
  Intended to die
  Ottoman
  Long gone through
  Ive got to say irritably and
  Floors, hard enough to put on
  Per days md in our district
  There was not really enough light to get down
  And ultimately
  Slumped down
  Suddenly
  They may stop the funding
  Place your bets
  The original
  Afraid shell die
  Great colours for the season
  Number nine, number nine
  Whos to know?
  Who was to know?
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  I sustained nothing worse than
  Also, for example
  Whatever youre doing
  A business deal falls through
  I informed him on the third night, when fortune gives
  People ride, people ride
  Ride, ride, ride, ride
  Ride
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Ri-i-i-i-ide
  Ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ide
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Ive missed all of that
  It makes me a few days late
  Compared with, like, wow!
  And weird stuff like that
  Taking our sides sometimes
  Floral bark
  Rouge doctors have brought this specimen
  I have nobodys short-cuts, aha
  Nine, number nine
  With the situation
  They are standing still
  The plan, the telegram
  (Hubbbbba, hubbbbba, hubbbbbba, hubbbbba, hubbbbba
  Number nine, number Hubbba)
  A man without terrors from beard to false
  As the headmaster reported to my son
  He really can try, as they do, to find function
  Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high
  And his eyes were low
  Alright!
  It was on fire and his glasses were the same
  This thing know if it was tinted
  But you know it isnt
  To me it is...
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine, number nine
  So the wife called me and wed better go to see a surgeon
  To price it Yellow underclothes
  So, any road, we went to see a dentist instead
  That gave her a pair of teeth which wasnt any good at all
  So I said Id marry, join the fucking navy and went to sea
  Block that kick, block that kick
  In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair
  Im not in the mood for whirling
  How?
  Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping
  Birds for birding, and fish for fishing
  Them for themming and when for whemming
  Only to find the night-watchman
  Unaware of his presence in the building
  Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine
  Number nine, number nine
  Industry allows financial imbalance
  Thrusting it bewteen his shoulder blades
  The watusi, the twist
  Eldorado
  Take this, brother, may it serve you well
  Maybe its nothing
  What, what oh...
  Maybe, even then, impervious in London
  Could be difficult thing
  Its quick like rush for peace because its so much
  Like being naked
  Its alright, its alright, its alright, its alright
  Its alright, its alright, its alright, its alright
  Its alright
  If, youve become naked
  Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick
  Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick
  Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick
  Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick