text: Passing through the corridor I came upon an aging knight
  Who leaned against the wall in gnarly armor
  He was on his way to see the king
  Wilson Wilson Wilson
  He led me through the streets of Prussia talking
  As he tried to crush a bug that scurried underneath his boot heel
  He said there was a place where we should go
  So he lead me through the forest to the edge of a lagoon by which
  We wandered til we reached a bubbly spring
  The knight grew very quiet as we stood there
  Then he lifted up his visor and he turned to me and he began to sing
  He said I come from the land of darkness
  He said I come from the land of doom
  He said I come from the land of Gamehendge
  From the land of the big baboon
  But Im never never going back there
  And I couldnt if I tried
  Cause I come from the land of Lizards
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  He told me that the Lizards were a race of people practically extinct
  From doing things smart people dont do
  He said that he was once a Lizard too
  His name was Rutherford the Brave and he was on a quest to save
  His people from the fate that lay before them
  Their clumsy end was perilously near
  The Lizards would be saved, he said, if they could be enlightened
  By the writings of the Helping Friendly Book
  In all of Prussia only one existed
  And Wilson had declared that any person who possessed it was a crook
  He said I come from the land of darkness
  He said I come from the land of doom
  He said I come from the land of Gamehendge
  From the land of the big baboon
  But Im never never going back there
  And I couldnt if I tried
  Cause I come from the land of Lizards
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  The Helping Friendly Book, it seemed, possessed the ancient secrets
  Of eternal joy and never-ending splendor
  The trick was to surrender to the flow
  We walked along beneath the moon
  He lead us through the bush till soon
  We saw before our eyes a raging river
  He said that we could swim it if we tried
  And saying this the knight dove in forgetting that his suit of arms
  Would surely weigh him down and so he sunk
  And as his body disappeared before me
  I bowed my head in silence and remembered all thoughts that he had thunk
  He said I come from the land of darkness
  He said I come from the land of doom
  He said I come from the land of Gamehendge
  From the land of the big baboon
  But Im never never going back there
  And I couldnt if I tried
  Cause I come from the land of Lizards
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  And the Lizards they have died
  But Rutherford and Forbin werent alone. Suddenly, an unexpected movement caught his eye. On the far side of the river, he saw a shaggy creature standing in the weeds who stared across at Forbin with an unrelenting gaze. A gigantic mass of muscles and claws. The hideous beast reared back and hurled himself in the water and swam toward the region where Rutherford lay. And in a flash, the beast was gone, underneath the surface to the frosty depths below while Forbin, bewildered, waited alone. The seconds dragging by him seemed like hours till finally the colonel felt it all had been a dream. Defeated, he bowed his head and turned to go. Suddenly with a roar, the creature emerged before him and held the brave knights body to the sky. And the creature laid the knight upon the shore. And the colonel fell beside his friend in prayer that hed survive. And Rutherford, brave Rutherford was alive