Halleys Comet, I-said-a Halleys Comet 
Halleys Comet 
Halleys Comet, I-said-a Halleys Comet 
How could you know that I lived in a desperate world?
How could you dream that we were all made out of stone?
What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
Knock on my windows, link up the chains
Its gotta be easy, no splinters no pain
Its Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti
And I love meatballs so you better be ready
Im going down to the central part of town
Im going down to the central part of town
Central part of town, Im going down
Im going down to the central part of town
What did I do? And dont be blamin eat my cashew 
For everything I do to get the story
And everything I do to pull me in
And everything I say to get the title
But when they use it on me I reject it
What would you do if you ate my daddys shoes?
What would you say if it was naturally for you?
How would you feel if it rained on ???
How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo?
Im sinking down, its a glorious feeling
To make a big difference, my body is reeling
Even ??? cant shine my shoes 
Cause I know deep inside its got to ??? 
Im going down to the central part of town
Im going down to the central part of town
Im going down, central part of town
Im going down to the central part of town